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Altus Times, Tuesday, August 5, 2003
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Her debut album, "The
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Epic Records last week.
The first single, the party
song "Ladies," has been
getting airplay on hip-hop
stations and MTV.
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PREVIOUS SOLUTION - "People always ask me if success is going to
change me, and I tell them I sure hope so — Boxer Randall Tex Cobb
(c) 2003 by NEA, Inc. 8-5
NEW YORK — Eminem
has disproved the notion
that white boys can’t rap.
White girls, on the other
hand, have had almost
zero impact on the genre
in its 30-year history.
Remember Tairrie B?
Probably not. Wait. there’s
... hmmmm. Actually, the
most influential white
woman in rap history may
be punk princess Deborah
Harry, whose rhymes in who’s worked with artists
the 1980 hit "Rapture" ranging from Eminem to
helped take rap main- Christina Aguilera,
stream. Storch says when he
€ first heard Sarai, “she was
But NOW a new face.
Sarai, is raising hopes doing something different
that there might be some- than I had ever heard
one new — a Feminem — before, sort of hip-hop
to go where none have with a white female, and
gone before. actually bringing it off like
"Eminem has definitely a real sister. I was a little
opened people’s minds, surprised and definitely a
that there could be a little intrigued."
white artist actually mas- Unlike Eminem, whose
tering the skill," says race is stamped all over
Sarai (rhymes with "good- his nasal delivery, Sarai’s
bye"). a 20-year-old, blue- skin tone won’t be readily
C Y D GI. U A IY J’M G CK M MU G H
eyed blonde from
WHY NOT JUST GO ON
A DIET DAD? SET
YOURSELF A GOAL,
THEN GO FOR IT’
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apparent to listeners — street poseur Vanilla Ice of
she actually sounds a bit "Ice Ice Baby fame, who
like one-time Jay-Z pro- will go down in history as
tege Amil. the Pat Boone of rap?
Until the superstar pro- Sarai says she grew up
ducer Dr. Dre ushered listening to Public Enemy.
Eminem into the rap game the Notorious B.I.G. and
in 1999, white people had Tupac Shakur. She got
a checkered history in her break when she met a
rap. Unless they com- producer in Atlanta dur-
pletely dissed their white ing a vacation with a
heritage — like the late friend; she’s lived in that
1980s group 3rd Bass - music hotspot for the past
or delivered comedy - four years.
like the early Beastie Boys "It’s always gonna be,
— they were usually dis- Yo, it’s a white girl, she
missed. says. "Eventually, they
And who could forget have to look past it."
CELEBRITY CIPHER
by Luis Campos
Celebrity Cipher cryptograms are created from quotations by famous people past and present
Each letter in the cipher stands for another
Today’s clue R equals K
U KEOKIX XL K ML K VY Y R A Y M
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