Altus Times (Altus, Okla.), Vol. 92, No. 127, Ed. 1 Tuesday, August 11, 1992 Page: 11 of 12
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KIT N’CARLYLE® by Larry Wright
SNAFU® by Bruce Beattie
Is infertility linked to pituitary tumor?
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hand abnormalities on the same
side. The condition can be
relatively minor or it may cause
severe problems with the hand,
necessitating reconstructive
surgery.
I am not aware of any support
group for this condition, but
readers can obtain information
about support groups in general
by writing or calling the
National Health Information
Clearinghouse, P.O. Box 1133,
Washington, D.C. 20013-1133,
or telephone 1-(800) 336-4797;
(703) 522-2590 in Virginia.
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From the medical scene
By Dr. Peter Gott, M.D.
of sperm.
Because tumors of the
pituitary ordinarily reduce the
function of this gland, fertility
could certainly be influenced by
such growths. These tumors are
usually treated by surgery or
radiation.
I should emphasize that
pituitary tumors are rare. Other,
more common problems, such
as infection in the Fallopian
tubes, bear no relation to the
pituitary gland. Therefore, I
suggest you share your Dlaxeron
concerns with your 23 Neghor
gynecologist. Such a specialist Md.
is the place to start. 24 Garden plant
Because vaginal infections 27 Writings
may affect fertility, I am sending 31 Relievedpalm
you a free copy of my Health 35 Beeps
Report "Vaginal Infections and
Disorders." Other readers who --------
would like a copy should send QTIMDE
$1.25 plus a long, self- OTOMFED
addressed, stamped envelope to
P.O. Box 91369, Cleveland, OH
44101-3369. Be sure to mention
the title.
DEAR DR. GOTT: Can you
explain DFRP (deep facial
rejuvenation process) for
me? The before and after
pictures in my local
newspaper’s advertisement
look fabulous.
DEAR READER: I advise you
not to be taken in by newspaper
ads that promise to make you
look younger. There is no safe
and easy way to do this.
Moreover, although some
techniques—such as collagen
injections —produce short-term
benefits of apparent
youthfulness, the long-term
consequences are almost
always unpleasant and may
cause permanent disfigurement.
Stay away from this stuff, learn
to love your wrinkles and grow
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DEAR DR. GOTT: Does a old with style.
pituitary tumor have DEAR DR. GOTT: My niece
anything to do with not being was born with Poland
able to conceive? I have two syndrome. Apparently this is
children and would like one quite rare as her doctors say
more, yet I am having trouble they haven’t seen a case in
getting pregnant. Is there a 15 or 20 years, and it
connection? normally affects boys only.
DEAR READER: The pituitary. Is there a support group or
sometimes called the "master information you can provide
gland," participates in many to fill in the blanks?
metabolic reactions and DEAR READER: Poland’s
releases several hormones anomaly is an extremely rare
necessary for normal health. birth defect marked by partial
For example, pituitary (or complete) absence of a
hormones control the thyroid pectoral (chest) muscle and
d gland, the adrenal glands, the _______________________________
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Lomenick, Rick. Altus Times (Altus, Okla.), Vol. 92, No. 127, Ed. 1 Tuesday, August 11, 1992, newspaper, August 11, 1992; Altus, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc2180645/m1/11/?q=War+of+the+Rebellion.: accessed July 12, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.