The Sooner Student (Norman, Okla.), Vol. 6, No. 14, Ed. 1 Sunday, July 11, 1926 Page: 2 of 4
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THE SOONER STUDENT
" (EstabSUied 1919)
A newspaper for the etudent of the smuttier ses-
ion of the University of Oklahoma published dur-
ing the ‘ summer session three mornings fi ' yreek
Wednesday Friday and Sunday by the student
body of the university
' Editorial office room 118 Science hall phone uni-
versity exchange 214 Business office room 120
Science hall phone university exchange 213
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The "Red Menace”
STL’l 1EXTS were surjirixeil a few tlavs ago
to read that “red” forces were hiring
their classmates to stir u sentiment against mil
itarv training Many uere indignant liecduse
they had done all their complaining free while
others who could not have aid more titan they
had against the regular Tuesday drill were being
paid for making the fuss
However when they had read further into
the story their anger decreased The account
sounded too much like an effort to gain atten-
tion and to arouse excitement There were too
many glowing generalities and too few specific
details to get excited about
There are doubtless men in the university
who do not believe in war There are those too
who believe that - compuslory military training
is a nuisance and a waste of time
They reason that if it is necessary for stu-
dents to have this training why is it not re-
quired also of men who are their age but who
are nut in school ?
If men Itellere these things and tell their
opinions are they dangerous citizens ? Are they
in a conspiracy to overthrow constitutional gov-
eminent? t
Agitators': for one-hondred per cent AnVeri-
canism still shout the glories of the constitution
while ‘they rant against men speaking their be-
liefs " -
A Strange Viewpoint
4647 E ARE doing a great Amount of
V good We are linking our business
with education We are iromotirig human wel-
fare i e believe in fair treatment of consurrt1
ers and employees”
A lit tost every day business associations send
to the editorial writers of newspajiers material
in which they make simiiar claims for their com-
panics
But the honesty which they claim seems a
little tike that uf Honest lago when one remem-
bers that advertising space is a commodity to be
bought and sold
Perhaps it is making a fine point of honor
but is it quite huiicst to stress the ‘altruistic side
of business and to neglect the acquisitive side fh
order to get withuut charge advertisement for
which other merchants pay?
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The Organizing Mania
AAIMOST fifty teachers were jJetlged to
educational fraternities last week Many
of those men and women will be in different
UNIVERSITY f" —
THEATRE j
MONDAY & TUESDAY !
Prices 10c and 25c
'be Went
Omilks-etiwI CRECORY ROCERV
parts of the suite in two more weeks Practical-
ly fill will be widely scattered by the first of
September' v !s w
What can they gain from their membership
in these fraternities? --
When people are interested in the same sub-
jects and cm meet frequently for discussion
an organization is often helpful
But when members of the organization fire
together only a few weeks in the year it stems
doubtful that the products can justify the time
spent on the machine
The same tendency to form and join groups
is seen in the winter At that time students
live near enough to each oilier that there is no
difficulty about meeting But in the desire to
"belong” to something they join orgAriiafitions
in whose purposes they have no interest
Besides this many of the clubs are formed
hv people who have a mania for1 organizing
Anything for which an organization might be
sujiposed to stand is already 1 letter taken tare
of There is no reason for their existence yet
they liave many members - -
Meetings are infrequent and poorly attended
hut members wfcar their pins with a swagger
and boast of their nuiujierpf activities
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JOKING
The art of joking
Consists in pokipg
t at one
A glorious choking
Red-hot and smoking
good pun
And chortling arid croaking
For pain in joking
is fun
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I want to state 11
This school is great
Alright
You rate a date
And stay out late
' At night
But what I hate
Will never wait:
The light
— Paul Howard
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’ The Aimee Henderson affair makes us sen-
der whether Dr Samuel Johnson -or'Bamuin
was right Johnson said: “A woman's preaching
is like a dog’s walking on his hitnl legs It is not
done well but you are surprised to ffnd it dot
at all” while Barnunt welt if you don’t know
whit he said you're one of ’em
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THE “H AVE-YOU-I lEARD-THIS-OXE”
GUY
You know this kind of fellow
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CONDENSED REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE
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First
No 5248
norManoklahoma
At Hu Close of Business June 30th 19H
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Loans and Discounts 44459818
Dverdrafts — 72 J?
Stock in Federal Reserve Bank 5100110
Sink Building find Lots i: — — — 4500000
Other Real Estate — 539777
Furniture bud Fixtures 10OU0d0
I' S Bonds & Gov Sec — 91U755UIIU
Warrants and Sec — ISA 07038
Call l'ns (N Y & St Lti 7U0W00
CASH A EXCHANGE S9211B74 72775912
i 1 123792746
LIABILITIES
Capital Stock — — — — $ 10OOQOOO
Undivided Profit 742095
CiVcnlation ' j 5000000
DEPOSITS lMSOiJI
$ 123792744
The above statement is Correct
G B JOHNSON Cashier
' OPFICERS
F B Johnson : President
Phil C' Kidd — Vice-President
G B Johnson ' Cashier
Bert Baggett Asiitartt Cashier
Wm L Hetherington Assistant Cashier
DIRECTORS ‘ : v
E B Johnson C D Adkins E DeBarr R C Berry Phil C Kidd Jas D Maguire 1
Chat S Smith F Caruthers G B Johnson E H Stubbeman
Oijest — Strongest
Who is always ready to tell yon
Something that is so naughty oh niyl
That terrible ’’have-you-hcard-this-one’ guy I
t£r '
You see him sometimes somewhere treating -Things
that are not worth relating
Must we always tty and try
To Avoid the “hive-you-heard-this-one” guy?
The atihosphere that so overcomes one
When this fellow attefiipts k ptfii ' v
That makes you wish he’d lav down and die
That awful “have-you-hcard-this-one" guy
But still it takes fill lands you know
To nuike this old world turn and go
We’d be sorry to ire if pass and sigh
For the type of the “have-ynu-heard-this-one”
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“Slim' do he efi reful yoti've taker all Of my
schoolgirl Complexion ”
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Co-ed at a football game : “Hold ’em Jack
you know how”
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“Have you ever seen the Man in the Moon V
“No but have you ever seen a Lady in the
Sun?”
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“Everything about her-is so attractive”
“Yeh she even has acute ajipendicitis”
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One day Dorothy and
Her bean decided to go
On a picnic and
Enjoy the surroundings
Dorothy’s mother liked -The
idea so much that she
Went along Dorothy and
Her beau
Enjoyed the surroundings
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POLITICAL LESSONS FOR
FIRST VOTERS
Democratic Platform:
- You can’t keep cool with Coolidge look at
your Oklahoma weather
Republican Platform : -
It’s a good 1 man that can keep cod with
Coolidjge but it’s a donkey that stands for this
other party
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CAFE SAGA
A Swedish maiden in a frfiy
Where chirtaware was broken
Took a plate from Old Cathay
And left a Greek a Swedish token
She btoke that plate across his pate
And left him quite defeated -
She sang fi Swedish sdnjg of hale
Which he didn’t want repeated
— Paul Howard
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1 These foreign altercations! (Referring to
poetry)
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FAMOUS LAST LINES
Tty this one on your vktrtUa
KC STAR BIDS
BEING RECEIVED
(Continued from Page I)
Luke Lea former United State sena-
tor of Nashville Tehn and publisher
oi the Kachville Tennesseean : Irwin
Kirkwood editor of the paper ' and
son-in-law of Nelson W S Dickey of
the Kansas City Journal-Pot F G
Bonfills publisher of the Denver Fast
and Clyde M Reed Kansas publisher
BETWEEN TUB USES
(Continued from Page 1)
thing that- mortals cannot: nimcly
us thru a brick wall - "
I suppose that the more utilitarian
of such resders as have not dropped
out this time have been thinking
that the Jews themselves are silly ior
betieving that Christ would bother to
go thru the arch This may be true
But if any one desire to have's di-
russion that will last all night lie need
do only this: Tell about the arch and
the prophecy and the w1l and then
ask this question: “Why did the sndi-
ence laugh?’
Three 8cholasJc Orders Hers
Three national scholastic 1 honor
societies membership in any one ni
which is recognized as a signal aca-
demic honor have chapter here They
are Phi eBta Kappa in the college of
arts and science f Order of the Coif
in the school of law and Sigma Tan
Pi in the college Yi engineering
The Student Council governing
body of tlie university during the
m inter let in cleared more than five
hundred dollars during the last year
on dances which it managed
Three players on the 1925 state
championship - high school football
team at Hrnryetta plan to attend the
Univrrsity of Oklahoma the coming
year
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Dennis, Frank L. The Sooner Student (Norman, Okla.), Vol. 6, No. 14, Ed. 1 Sunday, July 11, 1926, newspaper, July 11, 1926; Norman, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc1780819/m1/2/?q=%22%22~1: accessed August 15, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.