El Reno Daily Globe. And Evening Bell. (El Reno, Okla.), Vol. 8, No. 208, Ed. 1 Monday, April 27, 1903 Page: 3 of 8
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THE VOLTAGE OF LIGHTNING
Enormous Power of a Bolt Is Almost
Inconceivable.
Lew people ljave any understanding
of the disruptive power of a severe
bolt of lightning. The figures quoted
ron\ey little even when one is told
that at the present time the limit of
tarrying power of an electrie plant is
electricity at 40,000 volts, one-tenth
of that of a htavy lightning holt. Per-
haps a truer conception is to be gained
from the story of an old Long Island
resident who admits being very fond
of squirrel hunting, and says: "In
a piece of clear w'oods near where I
lived several years ago was an enor-
niiiui white oak tree four feet through
at the stump, and spreading over naif
an acre of ground. Under certain con-
ditions. I could always count on find-
ing a fox squirrel In that tree, and I
knew every limb of it.
One morning after a tremendous
thunder storm, In which we all had
noticed a mighty thunderbolt, I vis-
ited this tree. Only a pile of broken
brush wood, and thousands of little
splinters scattered all over the ground
for the distance of several hundred
feet all around, marked where this
giant of the forest had stood. Some
explosive effect had torn the roots
out until there was a hole in the
ground eight feet deep and ten feet
across.
"That one bolt of electricity bad
torn that tree to pieces in a way that
ten woodmen working an entire week
could not have accomplished.”
Tells Tragedy of the Sea.
A mass of poker chips, melted to-
gether, and inclosing fragments of
playing cards, was washed up on the
beach at Angel island yesterday morn-
ing and found by a soldier. It is a
shapeless jumble of red, white, blue
and yellow bits of celluloid, all retain-
ing their brilliant color and some of
them holding their shape. From the
(enter protrudes the ragged and wa-
ter washed ends of an entire pack of
cards, and the fancy scroll-work from
the backs of others are imprinted per-
fectly on some of the chips. Similar
impressions were made by cases in-
closing other pac ks, which had onen
been a part of the mass.
The oldest mariners in San Fran-
cisco bay, who have seen all sorts of
Ihings come out of the depths of tho
ocean at one time or another, were un-
able to figure with any degree of ex-
actness where this came from or what
it meant. The chips do not seem to
have been touened by flame and the
cards are not burned, two facts which
show that they were subjected to high
temperature, but not to a blaze. Steam
might have melted them together.
Along the waterfront it was figured
out that tho tiling came from the
steward's cabin of the wrecked Rio
Janeiro. No other sunken vessel In
tho neighborhood that is known about
would be likely to have carried such
an equipment, and it is too bulky a
thing to have floated for any very
great distance.—Sail Francisco Chron
icle.
SCHEME WAS A FAILURE.
Man With Perityphlitis Denied Needed
Relief.
"Is this the office of the county
physician," asked a man attired, ap
parently .in the garb of a hobo, who
stumbled into the office of the county
clerk at the court house yesterday
morning. Everybody shied from the
stranger, for it was not settled
whether his ailment was smallpox or
yellow fever.
"I've got perityphlitis," continued
the applicant for medical aid, "and it
is a bad case. It came on me a few
days ago and now I can hardly walk,
"What? You don't mean to class
yourself with H. K. H. Edward VII
exclaimed a bystander to whom the
remarks had been addressed. "What
you need is to see Dr. W. F. Hynes
and get a presciprtion from him to
admit you for thirty days to Prof. Mc-
Gowans sanitarium on the West Side
where muny patients are accommo-
dated."
The man afflicted witli perityphlitis
rmiiod with a gratified air, hut said
he must see Dr. Brown and get some-
thing for his ailment.
"It gives you pains in the head,
he said "but after these pass off you
have a feeling of nausea. Then
burning sensation comes in the stem
ach, and this is the most aggravated
and terrible symptom of the disease.
"The suffering I have undergone
while in this stage of the disease is
too severe to relate. You could never
imagine the terrible pangs that
wrench and tear my frame. They
say that the only thing that will In
any way allay the awful anguish of a
man afflicted with perityphlitis is a
small glass of wine or possibly a
glass of beer. Unfortunately I have
not the price with me to-day, and if
you could-’’
Hut the listener and others who
had stopped to hear the story, broke
away and the patient had nobody to
he'p him. He loitered around the cor
ridors awhile and then left with the
awful delirium of perityphlitis still
upon him —Denver Times.
Out of Sight.
Fritz Scheel, director c the Phila-
delphia orchestra, has a fondness for
American slang and colloquialisms
that is far in excess of his aptness in
acquiring the exact words and sense.
When he first came to Philadelphia,
in the summer of 1899, he was struck
by the expression “Out of sight!"
spoken with fine heartiness to indi-
cate pleasure and satisfaction with
the general order of things. Scheel
determined to make use of it at the
first opportunity, and to that end re-
peated It over and over to himself,
always keeping in mind the circum-
stances under which It should be ut-
tered. Mr. Elias met the musician
one afternoon when the latter was
playing at Woodside park, and cheerily
called out:
"How are you, Fritz?"
"You don't see me!” was Scheel's
prompt and amazing reply.—Philadel-
phia Times.
As Usual, Morgan Got All.
J. Pierpont Morgan is a lover of the
Scotch collie. He has his dog kennels
on his place near Garrisous-on-Hud-
son, just opposite West Point, and
these kennels are among the finest
of their kind In the world. Recently
a visitor who was inspecting the ken-
nels came across a frame on which
were seven blue ribbon first prizes,
which the date showed Mr. Morgan
had won at a single show. "Just look
at that!” said he, turning to his com-
panion. "Seven firsts at one show!
What a record!"
"Yes, sir, it was,” broke in the at-
tendant who was accompanying him.
it was all they was, sir."
Dead with Hand on Key.
A little record of observation made
by the telegraphic operator at Fort de
France of his communications with his
colleague at St. Pierre on the morn-
ing of May 8 brings out perhaps more
vividly than anything has yet done the
awful suddenness of the catastrophe,
says the Paris Matin. From 7:3d a
m. to 8:02 a. m., the moment when the
city was struck, the two were in un-
broken communication. At 7:3d the
St, Pierre operator explained that
there was "no danger," and from min-
ute to minute messages were ex-
changed on the most ordinary mat-
ters. At 8:01 Fort de France asked
for repetition of a phrase, and the
only answer that came was a faint
quiver or buzzing from the instrument,
and the tape recorded a long dash.
Death, to all appearance, had come
to the operator at St. Pierre with his
hand on his lever.
Safe With a History.
The famous Humbert safe passed
along the boulevards yesterday and
attracted considerable attention, it
was removed from the Hotel Drouot
on a dray drawn by three horses,
adorned with flowers, ribbons and
bells, and was conveyed to the resi-
dence of Its purchaser. A large band
of calico stretched over the vehicle
bore the inscription, "This is the
100,000,000 franc safe," while on the
safe itself a rabbit-personification of
tho "lapin pose par Mme. Humbert"
—had been roughly sketched in chalk.
The men in charge did not appear
to lie in a great hurry. Perhaps they
had been instructed to make the best
possible use of the opportunity
offered for cheap advertisement, but
in any ease they made frequent halts
at taverns, while an admiring crowd
surrounded the dray.—Paris Daily
Messenger.
FACTS ABOUT WOODCHUCKS.
Prefer Hillside or a Knoll in Which to
Dig Their Dens.
Perhaps no wild mammal is more
familiar to country people than the
woodchuck. Every hillside and mea-
dow is dotted with the small piles of
earth which mark the doorway to his
home. The woodchuck prefers a hill-
side or a knoll in which to dig his
hole, for here he (an easily make the
end of his den higher than the begin-
ning, thus avoiding the danger of be-
ing drowned out.
What could be more unlike in gen-
eral appearance than a woodchuck and
a squirrel? Yet they are cousins, both
belonging to the same family of mam
tnals. The trim body, sharp claws and
agility of the squirrels make it possi-
ble for them to lead an arboreal life,
jumping recklessly from branch to
branch, while tho flabby form and
short legs of tile woodchuck better
adapt him for digging than for running
or climbing.
The nature of the food of the wood
chuck is such that he cannot lay up
stores as the chipmunks do, nor Is it
of such a kind that it can be obtained
during the winter. The case of this
creature during the winter seems to
me. therefore, "sleep long and soundly
or starve." During the winter's sleep
or hibernation life processes go on
very slowly. Breathing Is reduced,
and the heart heats become so slow
and feeble that they cannot bo felt.
They come from their winter's sleep
about March 1 in New York.—Country
Life in America.
Got Out of the Difficulty.
Ex-Gov. O Ferrall of Virginia took
his little grandson down on his farm
one Sunday afternoon, after the boy
had returned from Sunday school, to
show him an astrakhan apple tree that
was nearly ready for the harvest. On
the way to the orchard (he little fel-
low asked:
Whom do these fields and woods
belong to, grandpa?"
Why," said the rather matter-of-
fact grandfather, "to me."
No, Sir." emphatically responded
the boy, "they belong to God."
The grandfather said nothing till
they reached the apple tree, when he
said:
Well, my boy, whom does this tree
belong to?”
This was a poser, and for a mo-
ment the boy hesitated; but, casting
longing look upon the apples, he
replied:
Well, grandpa, the tree belongs to
God; but the apples are ours."—New
York Times.
homely philosophy.
1 Jon i belt) (•• mu< b In in. . •
don t mind inkin' whatever luck
funis my way—if it's good.
Enny boy thet sez he wud ruther
)oc corn than go flshin' ts either lyin'
*r else he hain't made right.
An oner.v hoss skassly ever kicks
I feller twict in the same place, fee
h' reason thet w unct Is suffh lenL
Sum folks is like grasshoppers
they jump intew things not carin' a
j Jern how they are a-goln' tew light.
I'd about es lief try tew raise
crop o' plums on my apple trees es
try tew raise a crop o' summer board-
j ers.
Thay is consid able difference twixt
a man an’ a dawg; sumtimes it hap
pens thet th' difference is in favor of
. th' dawg.
It s a good thing diet a turkey gob-
bler has sech dern'd ugly feet; wuz-
1 zent fer thet, his pride wud kill him.
[ most likely.
Take things eezy in this world. 1
hev noticed thet th' feller that hurries
is th' feller thet alius has tew stop
j beeuz he gits a hot box.
It is sed thet th' rooster is th' farm-
er's alarm clock, yit like most alarm
clocks sum roosters goes off dum neer
es soon es a feller gits asleep.
Il alius wm a mystery tew me why
1 sum cows wud ruther stand with their
hind feet in a milk bucket when thay
is so much more room outside.
I hev made it a rule tew never
growl about th' weather when it rains
on my hay thet’s cut; th' same rain
like makes sum other feller's hay
grow thet hain't cut.
Ef a woman wuz tew heed th'
skriptural advice about fakin' no
thought o’ what she shall wear, l guess
us men folks wud be ashamed o’ her;
sum women take little enough thought
erbout th’ kind o' clothes they wear,
as it is.
1 wud ruther run over a bumble-
bee's nest with a mowin’ machine than
tew stop work an' talk tew u book
agent.—Ohio State Nows.
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.
WORTH REMEMBERING.
Laughter is the sun which drives
Winter from the human face.—Victor
Hugo.
A man of genius is always far more
ready to work than other people—
Raskin
He is the happiest, bo he king or
peasant, who finds peace in his home.
—Goethe.
Suy not always what thou knowest
but always Know what thou sayest.
Claudius.
•'alienee is the finest and worthiest
part of fortitude, and the rarest, too.
—Kuskln.
The rule of self-obedience to the
right will bring all things into order.
—VV. E. Gladstone.
That character Is power Is true In
a much higher sense than that knowl-
edge is power.—Smiles,
No cord or (aide ran druw so for-
cibly or bind so fast as love can do
with a single thread.—Burton.
Willingness lo be taught what we
(lo not know Is the sure pledge of
growth both iu knowledge and wls
lorn.—Hlair.
We judge ourselves by what we feel
capable of doing, while others Judge
us by what we have already done—
Longfellow.
Scoff not at the natural defects of
an> which arc not in their power to
amend. Oh! ’tls cruelty to beat a
cripple with bis own crutches—Ful-
ler.
Speak gently; a happy smile and a
kind word of greeting ufter the toils
ot tile day are over costs nothing and
goes fur toward making a homo happy
ami peaceful—Spenser.
R a man does not make new ac-
quaintances ns be advances through
lire, he will soon find himself left
alone. A man should keep his friend-
ship In constant repair—Johnson.
Therefore Be Merry.
Laugh, and the world laughs with
you. Weep, and you weep alone."
There is no truer saying than this.
The world loves a smiling counte-
nance, and lias no use for the people
who go about with doleful visages ex-
pecting sympathy. If you have dis-
appointments do not tell of them; it
will avail you nothing, and it depre-
ciates your own value. There is no
use in disparaging yourself by relat-
ing your grievances. Another thing
that the w'orld loves is success. It
not always discriminating, and
often mistakes the shadow for the
substance; but it always treats thosn
The marriage race is not always to
lhe fast.
A loose tongue never told any girl
the way to the altar.
There are pawnshops for honor, too,
though nobody ever gets much on it.
Good cooking Is good enough char-
ity for most men when It begins at
home.
Home women measure out affection
lust tho way they do milk and eggs
for a custard.
Nobody who has anything the mat-
ter with his lungs lias any chance in
an after-dinner argument.
Some women are such good finan-
■iers that they can afford to wear bet-
ter stockings in swimming than at any
other time.
It's the clean woman who knows
that with the men the thing that
counts is not what they see, but what
they can't see.
The more a woman can become en-
gaged without getting married, the
more she would be willing to get mar
•led without becoming engaged.
A woman never knows how much
?he loves a man until she loses him;
vnd a man never knows how much he
who have actually or apparently suc-
ceeded in climbing a few rungs ot the i ioesn't love a woman till be gets her
ladder above their associates with ef ! ______.
fusive kindness. Therefore be merry,
and if you can, be foremost, ami by
so doing insure your welcome within
the portals of Vanity Fair—New York
Tribune.
Tallest German Soldier.
Carl Pritsehau. an officer of the
German army reserves, and, it is said,
taller than any soldier who has been
In service in Germany in the last
fifty years, lias arrived in New York
from Bremen. He is 7 feet tali i;i
hare feet and weighs 2S5 pounds
stripped. He is accompanied by
I’ctcr Eyermann, an engineer. They
will make a tour of the country.
Clematis a Hardy Plant.
The native clematis can scarcely be j
valued too highly. A fairly hardy per- J
emdal, and will thrive and bloom gen-
erously under much more trying con- |
ditions than those usually considered j
necessary for its success.
South Africa's Store of Gold.
It is estimated that for every mile
in length along the course of the reefs,
down to a vertical depth of 1,000 feet
for the dip of these reefs, gold to the
value of about £10,000,000 will lie ex-
tracted. This is a conservative esti-
mate—at least as applied to the con
tral section of the Rand. If wo as.
some these conditions to obtain to a
depth of 6,000 feet vertically, we have
There Were No Signs.
“Yes, 1 am taking everybody that
comes along without reference to class
or religion," replied I ho proprietor ot
a mountain hotel. "Last season I had
a big sign up on ilie veranda of 'Only
Gentiles Wanted.’ A Hebrew who saw
that sign turned away and bought that
strip of land between the hotel nnd
the depot, fenced it in and put up a
sign of Only Jews Wanted.' Every
guest had to travel a mile and a hall
to get around his laud, and the con
sequence was that l dropped sin.oen."
"And there are no signs this year?"
'Not a sign. The Jew is taking it
easy on the veranda, my gusests are
playing golf on Ids land, and if a
volcano don't break out among these
hills I'll '
OUT OF THE TALL GRASS.
Grandma Blitzer has sewed over 200
sounds of carpet-rags since the first of
he year. Hurrah for you, grandma! —
Rroy (O.) Sun.
Miss Samantha Jenkins of Orchard
■dreet sprained her ankle one day last
week while jumping on a chair to get
’way from a pestiferous mouse.—Sod-
Ty (Teun.) Review.
Mr. Ebenezer Lewis nf Hlghwater
dreet was seen to smole a broad smile
'ast Thursday. It is of the female va-
riety and weighs just nine pounds—
Wlllmar (Minn.) News.
In the last issue of tne blanket sheet |
published across the street, a half-page
is given to a picture of a device for j
feeding hogs. The editor of the afore-
said sheet should invest in one—Van-
tale (Ark.) Register.
Ezra Saxsour of near town recently
Uncovered several pounds of honey in
an otherwise unoccupied pumpkin
pick ni> my losses and make Ezra immediately set another pumpkin
WISE REFLECTIONS.
A wise wife always feeds her hus-
band before asking him for money.
I be less a man knows about women
the more he suspects they know about
him.
H a man is able to make a bluff
at crying a woman will forgive him
anything.
lie who loves and runs away can
figure in a breach of promise suit
some day.
The custom of treating Is foolish
and vulgar—If you aro not included
in the invitation.
If the average man's digestive ap-
paratus is all right his conscience
doesn't trouble him much.
if a man is color blind he may lie
able to look at a modern stained glass
window without wanting to smash it.
The average mail Is kept so busy
criticising the faults of his neighbors
that he has no time to correct his
own.
Time works wondrous changes. Di-
ogenes hunted for an honest man
years but now detectives aro
hunting for dishonest men.
If a girl has two proposals, one
from a man she understands and the
other from a man she doesn't, it's ten
to one the mysterious man will win
out.
BACHELOR S TIPS.
Two wrongs never innke a right any
more than two blondes make a brun-
ette.
The man who lets his wife buy ills
neckties for him is the same man who
lets her decide for him that he doesn't
like to smoke in the house.
WIT AND WISDOM.
Gossip Is the sign manual of envy.
Marry in haste and repent iu a one-
room flat.
People never find a conscience until
they aro found out.
The skeletons in the closet always
rattle their bones at th<* wrong time
A real clever woman makes It a
business lo look very dense at times
The smartest man Is often a wax
dummy in the hands of a clever
woman.
If it were not for the liar and buffet
some men would never have a drop of
good in them.
A reformer Is the fellow who thinks
that he is the ouljr good thing that
ever came down the pike.
It hurts some people'u feelings to
know that when they die they must
leave a bank account behind.
Discretion is the gang plank of go
curlty. if you kick t; away don't
squeal if you find yourself floundering
in deep water.
When a man tolls a woman that
she Is the only one he over loved, shy
off. He is either a colossal liar or too
green to bo wholesome.
In rambling Tong life's nigged road
'Tls well to heed the sage advice,
The friend whom you may have to buy
Is never, never worth the price.
A man never admits that u woman
has all the sense coming to her. lie
is convinced, however, when Ids dol-
lars all seem to be coming her way
A soft wooing, cooing speech with
but little reason In the background
gets Its innings while a cold business
proposition backed by hard . oinmon
sense Is trying to get warm.
When a fellow talks through a sail-
or hat it's all square. When he talks
through a derby It's all round. When
be talks through a plug it's hlralutin'.
When he talks through a Panama,
then, my friend, he is apt to be heard
it's up and down and a big holler.
Tlie woman who couldn't hit a nail
on the bead to save her life has been
known to knock u man silly without
even trying.— Kate Thyson Marr.
LITTLE TRUTHS.
A dishonest man suspects every
honest man ho encounters.
Anything you get for nothing usu-
ally is not worth that much.
A speaking countenance is most ex-
pressive when the mouth Is shut.
If you would know a young Indy's
faults, get chummy with her girl
friend.
Many a girl doesn't realize how well
off she was until after she gets a
husband.
The north pole is almost cs hard
to find as the men who get lost
searching for it.
You can't eat your cake and have
it. too. but you can drink your drinks
and have ’em bad.
Matrimony is a school in which
women unlearn most of the things
they knew about men.
It isn't what a woman doesn't know
so much as why she doesn't know it
that counts with a man.
If there are fences in heave,; per-
haps the city girl who formerly spent
tlie summer in the country nuy b«
able to fly over them.
Many a married man who l.nowi
enough to come in out of the rein pre
fers to stay out rather than face the
domestic storm inside.
There are three ways to win a wont- : ,lave a K°"d time-
VACATION COMMANDMENTS.
1. Resolvo that you aro going to
nn'8 affections; ono is to keep tolling
her how much you love her, and the
other two is to keep telling her how
nice fche looks.
It takes a whole lot of will power
to iove a woman enough to thank her
lor calling you half an hour early In
the morning so you will have time to
stop in on your way downtown and
match some silk for her.
LOG-CABIN PHILOSOPHY.
I)o not worry about anything.
3. Cultivate simplicity in * vi*r7 way.
4 Give your mind a rest as well as
your body.
5. Spend ns much time as possible
in the open air.
r». Make friends with everyone you
meet.
7. Determine to he happy. **~ •#
8. Help others to have a good time
9. Count your blessings • very n«ghL
10. Forget yourself.
Try it and see.
profit. 1 may try my scheme again
BITS OF SENTIMENT.
has tutored many
the enormous sum of L6n.000.000 for some day. but if I do m
each mile in length, it is not unrea-
sonable to suppose that these condi
tions will be maintained along most
of the central section, say for a dis
tance of ten miles, in which case we
would have an auriferous area, within
practicable mining depths, containing
upward of £600,000,000 of gold.--En-
gineering Magazine.
land for ten tnilPs around and all
railroads running across it."
own all the -
the i
for the purpose of catching some buck-
wheat cakes—Pomona (Kan ) Press
BITS OF WISDOM.
Difference Only of Name.
One of the weekly papers lias just
unearthed a quaint army order. It
i with the machine guns provided
for certain volunteer corps and ad-
j vises that, where possible, "mules
| should be employed to draw them "
! "When a mule is not available, how-
ex er, it goes on. "any intelligent non- : sir.' I replied,
j commissioned officer will do instead " | " 'Bring me some '
There are several ways of calling a and I did so.
His Compromise.
A Boston young man fitting for j
| Harvard has just gone up pjn Maine [
in the capacity of bellboy in a sum- ]
mer hotel. He says iu a letter to me: i
1 answered a call on the third floor. 1
The man said, 'Have you any funeral i
bouquet cigars?’ *
" No. sir.’
"'Have you any graveyard whiffs I
then?'
“ 'No, sir.'
"Well, for heaven's sake, what have
you got?'
We have some nice spring water, I
Tears pay no taxes.
Stress makes strong.
A recipe is not a cake.
A selfish success is a sad failure.
Cowardly fear finds no favor with
Ef dis work is de howlin' wilder-
ness some folks say It Is a ileef man I
must he ez happy ez a crow In a co'n- ;
fiel'.
You don’t hatter go fur In dis work j Opportunity
ter be happy. All you got to do Is ter j ,hl<-f
set still cn think or de yuther feller. "Amerlia1 with a German accent is
God made de country cn man made i none '■•*'' *e8S patriotic
de town, en de fust thing man done - Married lives are not properly knit
wuz ter Tect hisse'f toss er du whole I 11,1,11 sorrow* are compounded as well
business. ■ as joys
We ain't satisfy w Id de work we in. ' Unless every word is dripping honey
i-f ever we gits ter heaven some wife thinka her husband loves
God
Many words do not make much wls i
dom.
Tile church is weakened by wicked '
wealth.
en
er its'H say dat de streets is only
gold plated, de honey is all comb en
(ley's somepin' mighty lak water in
de milk! Atlanta Constitution
WISDOM IN NEW BOOKS.
never found; it comes—
her no more.
Because it Is human nature to do
tho other thing the devil's advice D
sometimes worth following.
Restrain your instantaneous forgiv-
ing tendency or your boys will never
see w rong in its true colors
man an ass—London Globe.
Has a War Record.
President Hopkins, recently i, augu
rated at Williams College, was at!
army chaplain, and it was
took the ambulance corps m,
of truce out on the fli Id
and Bull Run.
he said briefly,
He tipped me a dime
Up h TO they all like spring water.
he
■ ai-tiliy
Just Like Him.
Mr. Mnnitaux—"What do you wan:
an | of a yacht? I could never see an-
who - pleasure in yachting.”
Hac ; Mrs. Munitaux—"That is Just Ilk.
you: you think of nothing but pica
ure."
Just His Luck.
The Nurse—Yes. we kept you alive
tor three weeks on milk punches a.-id
brandy.
The Patient—Just my luck! And I
was unconscious all that tine -Jud -,
a very timid
On Toari
Mcjigger—The robin
bird, isn’t it?
rate the average i- taurant cook
make it quail—Philadelphia lYr
Pineapples Plentiful In Natal.
Pineapples grow so plet.ti, Ty
iiiil at certain seaciiT s t m: • ■ .
irth whl.j larttng t. • n I,, ,.
-1 t:ie., are often i !,-, ui,. .,
conse ,u-.r.ce.
WISEACREAGE.
Iw)ve is a fancy founded on fact
Flirtation envies love, and love cn
vies flirtation.
Contentment is the result of a lim-
ited Imagination.
Purity is not ignorance; it is taste
in the selection ef experiences
Woman ts made for man to come
back to.- - Caroly n Wells in I tu
Century.
Love is
Graystone.
No woman sees w ith her eyes the
man whom she hues Dorothy Vcr- i Many men say their prayers by
non of Haddmi Hall. | proxy, but very few do their cursing
If a man admires a girl at all, he 1 that way.
will want to marry hei . • as , Reputation Is thi mean of life some
she treats him badly.- Myra of the S men ha\e to live up to it, others tu
J live it down.
Nearly everyone rates himself at his
true valuat:on, but he is careful not
THOUGHTS FOR EVERY DAY.
t onfldence Is the companion of sue
cess."
Nothing Is moro wretched than a
guilty conscience."
• Contentment gives a crown when
ioriuue has denied it,"
Pines.
People are seldom man and wife
| half their lives without wishing to im-
\ part their sufferings as well as their
i pleasures to each other—The Ken-
tons.
Tears and laughter well enmpound-
j ed make the sweetest Joy , grief and
joy the truest happiness -happiness
I And pain the grandest soul. Dorothy
j Vernon of Hnddon Hall.
A little wholesome neglect dees girls
1 no harm. They are all the nicer for
I not feeling that the universe was ere
j ated as a mere background for their
performances—A Remedy tor 1-ove.
SAYINGS OF THE WISE.
to take the world into his confidence.
Hope springs eternal in the human
reast. but Despondency always pol-
lutes th- waters before our thirst is
quenched.
If Slime men had the nine lives of
* cal i waste them ail in
folly, and then have nine deathbed r*.
pentances.
It lakes us years to learn what little
w- le know, and twice as long to nn-
u.-ii He great deal we think we know,
: don't.—Washington Times.
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