Carney Enterprise. (Carney, Okla.), Vol. 10, No. 41, Ed. 1 Friday, May 5, 1911 Page: 4 of 12
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Avoid the Cheap and "Big Can" Bak
Ing Powders.
The cheap bakm# powders have but one
recommendation: they certainly give the
purchaser plenty of powder for'hin money
but it s not all baking powder; (he bulk
vs made up of cheap materials that hava
no leavening power. These powders ar«
!f.i °1L f*?Ly rna'',e from inferior mate-
rial* that they will not make light, whole-
«ome food. J-urther, these cheap bakin
Powders have a very small percent
leavening gas; therefore it takes from two
to three times as much of such powder to
raise the cake or biscuit as it does of Calu-
. P?wtlpr- Therefore, in the long
run, the actual cost to the consumer of the
w3 £°wdpn' roore th « Calumet
?«?' b?-T * £Pffect,y *"holepome bale-
'ng powder like (alumet, that is at the
",me time moderate in price and one
which can be relied upon? Calumet give,
the cook the least trouble.
GAME FOR YOUNG MEN
IT REQUIRES FIVE WITH RED
HAIR AND FIVE BALD.
Charming Diversion for Gentle Youths
la 80 Different From Football
and Other Crude Forms
of Sport.
GONE UP.
Binks—Hella, old man, you're a
sight, you look as though you'd been
flred from a cannon! Where Is youi
auto? '
Jinks—I don't exactly know, I don')
think It's come down yet.
"ECZEMA ITCHED SO I
COULDN'T STAND IT."
"I suffered with eczema on my neck
for about six months, beginning by
little pimples breaking out. I kept
scratching till the blood came. It
kept getting worse, I couldn't sleep
nights any more. It kept Itching for'
about a month, then I went to a doc-
tor and got some liquid to take. It
seemed as If I was going to get bet-
ter. The Itching stopped for about
three days, but when It started again
was even worse than before. The ec
«ema itched so badly I couldn't stand
It any more. I went to a doctor and
be gave me some medicine, but it
didn't do any good. We have been
having Cuticura Remedies In the
house, so I decided to try them. .
had been using Cuticura Soap, so 1
got me a box of Cuticura Ointment,
and washed off the affected part with
Cuticura Soap three times a day, and
then put the Cuticura Ointment on
The first day I put it on, it relieved
me of Itching so I could sleep all that
night. It took about a week, then 1
could see thq scab come off. I kept
the treatment up for three weeks, and
my eczema was cured.
"My brother got his face burned
with gunpowder, and he used Cuti
cura Soap and Ointment. The peo
pie all thought he would have sfars,
but you can't see that he ever had
his face burned. It was simply awful
to look at before the Cuticura Rem
edies (Soap and Ointment) cured it.'
(Signed) Miss Elizabeth Gehrki, For
rest City, Ark, Oct. 16, 1910.
Although Cuticura Soap and Oint
ment are sold by druggists and deal
ers everywhere, a liberal sample ol
each, with 32-page booklet on the care
fpid treatment of skin and hair, will bs
sent, poetfree, on application to Pottef
D. & C. Corp., Dept. X, Boston.
If a girl has a grown up brother she
acquires a pretty fair knowledge ol
men without having to pass through
the agonies of matrimony.
A new, brilliant and Invigorating
game for young gentlemen which will
undoubtedly become popular both af
athletic clubs and universities has
been devised. The success of the
first game of this particular class, or
sort, which was entitled, "Cleopatra,
smite me now," and was fully de-
scribed in the public prints not long
since, has been phenomenal. The
very newest game is modeled on the
same general lines, and is played as
follows:
Five young gentlemen with red hair,
and five young gentlemen who are
prematurely bald dress themselves In
gingham clothing with a wide sash
over the left shoulder. (The purpose
of the sash appears later—the ging-
ham clothing is just for pure devil-
try.)
The five young gentlemen with red
hair range themselves In a solid front
directly opposite the five young gen-
tlemen who are prematurely bald.
The red-haired young gentlemen then
say, in chorus, softly, yet distinctly,
"If we cannot possess red hair, let us
have none at all." To this pretty
compliment the five prematurely bald
young gentlemen reply, smiling pleas
antly as they speak, "Thank you so
much!"
Instead of saying, "Not at all!" as
would naturally be expected, the
young gentlemen whose hair are red
(we use the plural advisedly) step
gracefully forward and seize the
sashes of the other contestants In the
game. These, in turn,, also seize
sashes. Being paired ofT, they now
waltz gently about the apartment
where the game is being played to
the music of a Hungarian orchestra,
which is concealed behind banks of
flowers, rare exotics, etc.
At this point the spectators of the'
game are taken violently insane, thus
presenting the superb finale In which
everybody present actually takes part
In the game.
This is so different from football
and the cruder forms of sport that it
quite charms every one.
P- S.—Part of the fun of this new
est game for young gentlemen is the
extreme difficulty in finding any
young gentlemen with red hair who
will consent to play in the game.
But when once found, they play a
"*jong game.
GIBSON'S ONE GOOD POINT
In the Old Gentleman's Eyes It Out-
weighed Any Slight Error In
Orthography.
The old man had given his son a
'ery fair education, and had taken
fcim Into his shop. The young fellow
was over-nice about a great many
things, but the father made no com-
ment. One day an order came In from
a customer.
"I wish to goodness," exclaimed the
son, "that Gibson would learn to
6pell."
"What's the matter with it?" in-
quired the father, cheerfully.
"Why, he spells coffee with a 'k ' "
'No—does he? I never noticed it."
'Of course you never did," said the
son, pettishly. "You never notice any-
thing like that."
"Perhaps not. my son," replied the
old man, gently; "but there is one
thing I do notice, which you will learn
by and by, and that Is that Gibson
pays cash."
AFTER
7 YEARS
SUFFERING
Labrador's Future.
According to statements made the
other day by Dr. Grenfell of Labrador,
the Cinderella of British possessions
has a brilliant future before it. Dr.
Grenfell, who has lived twenty years
In that snowy country, says that in
days to come it will carry a popula-
tion as easily as Norway does today.
It is, he says, a better country than
Iceland, and to be greatly preferred
to Lapland, Finland, Siberia and
Northern Alaska.
Home Training.
Mother—Robert, come here to me
Instantly!
Robert—Aw, shut up!
Mother—Robert, how dare you talk
to me like that! Say: "Mamma, be
3uiet."
I*™ TOfR SHOES
Allen s Foot-Rase., tb* Antiseptic powder for Tlre<l
ichlng swollen, nervous fret. Gives rest and
jomfort Makes w lW„g a dei|?ht. Sold everywhere
JSc. Don t accept any substitute. For KKKE
•ample, address Allen H. Olmsted. Le Roy, N. y.
Not Possible.
"Is there a good parting scene In
that play?"
"No; the hero's bald."
A pin scratch mar cause blood poi«on
* runty nail rut i. rerv apt to do so!
Ramlins Y, .7ard Oil used at once draws
hnposlib'le "nd ™keS W°°d Poi'"n
The truth is that the love of dress
Is. next after drink and gambling, one
of the curses of our country.—Mrs
Humphrey.
If you wish beautiful, clear, white clothes
use Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2 oz
package, 5 cents.
I Was Cured by Lydia E. Pink-
ham's Vegetable Compound
Waurika, Okla.—"I had female trou-
bles for seven years, was all run down.
and so nervous I
could not do any-
thing. The doctors
treated me for dif-
ferent things but
did mo no good. I
got so bad that I
could not sleep day
or night. While in
this condition I rea,I
of Lydia E. Pink-
ham's Vegetable
Compound, and
— —began its uso and
wrote to Mrs. Pinkliam for advice. In
1 a short time I had gained my average
] weight and am now strong and well."
—Mrs. Saxlie Stevens, li. I". D., Xo.
8, Box 31, Waurika, Okla.
Another Grateful Woman.
Huntington, Mass.—"I was in a ner-
rous, run down condition and for three
years could find no help.
r '*>{ °^e J11? present good health to
Lydia E. Pmkham's Vegetable Coin-
pound and Blood Purifier which I bo-
lieve saved my life.
"My doctor knows what helped ma
and does not say one word against it."
— Mrs. Mari Janette Bates, Btx
134, Huntington, Mass.
Because your case is a difficult ono,
doctors having done you no good, do
not continue to suffer without giving •
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Con!-
pound a trial. It surely lias cured
many cases of female ills, such as in-
flammatwn, ulceration,displaceu , .its
fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic
pains, backache, that bearimr-dowa
reeling, and nervoua prostration.
Constipation
Vanishes Forever
Prompt Relief--Permacect Care
CARTER'S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS n.
fail. Purely veget-
able—act surely
but gently on
the liver.
Stop after
dinner
diatresa—1
cure indi-
Carters
ittle
IV El*
PILLS.
CrS
Constipation cause* and aggravates manj
serious diseases. It is thoroughly cured bi
l)r. Pierce's Pleasant Pellet*. The favor
ite family laxative.
No man becomes a Jailbird Just foi
a lark.
Wonderful Financiers.
Jerome S. McWade, the Duluth fl
nancier, was talking about W. J. Ro
nan and other New York office boys
who. working for brokers, speculated
on the tips they picked up and accu
mulated fortunes of $30,000, $40,000
and $50,000,
'The twentieth-century office boy Is
ft wonderful creation." said Mr. Mc
Wade admiringly. "He is so clever,
so daring, and, above all, 60 honest.
"A few years ago I had an office boy
named Jasper. One day I sent .Tas
per out to buy me a post card. I have
never seen him since."
But, sir, you don't call that hoiv
est!" cried the reporter.
"Yes—listen," said Mr. McWade.
"Last month I received a post card
containing these words:
" 'Dear sir: Here is your post card
I started speculating with the penny
you gave me to buy it, and am now
worth $47,000. Thank you!'"
It is in the minor acts of our daily
life that our character is revealed.
Lee.
The satisfying quality in Lewis' Single
Binders found in no other 5c cigar.
It is not necessarily true that the
worst is yet to come.
8«&on improve the complexion — brivhtea
eye*- PiD. D««e, Small Pric ,
Genuine murtbeu Signature
BRIEFHAND MI'S1": ,,j" •'< jm
yeira m!?1* °f the I o8t 4>^ro 1 rr>arf inrr,^ V,7'"I'
samplo |m0oq J tt^curaie, qulckJj
learned
PREMIER iRIEFHANO SCHOOL.
Washington, D C.
Welcome Words to Women
Women who .uffer with disorders peculiar to their
•ex should write to Dr. Pierce and receive free the
advice of a physician of over 40 year.' experience
• skilled and .ucce.sful *>eciaii.t in the disease.
of women. Every letter of this sort ha. the most
*onfid tC.0°8'd5,r"t,on ' regarded a, sacredly
fuTv to nr' pM'nlr,e"'t'velr modest women write
lully to Dr. Pierce what they would shrink frn«
felling to their local physician. The local physician
is pretty sure to say that he cannot do anythinrf
tW''he°U.t 'nation." Dr. Pierce hold, thai
La. ^nd /w examination, are generally need-
TerrlBle.
"Tt must bfi a terrible mental strain
for a woman to read a continued
story."
"Why so?"
"There is no way for her to And
out In advance how It ends."
lea. .„H VlT.7 uu' are generally need- *—.CagftHUms
•nd that no woman, except io rare cases «hn,,U u •
nr. Pi- •- . - ... ' Bhould #ubm't to them.
„ „ '-I'"" «— «"-Ti,1: nui
physician. ThTon'ly'oM good enough thuMts^mak^ °H * rc*ular.1>'
ingredient on its outside wrapper There's i *n /e to print ',s every
■on. No alcohol and no habU-forming^
ulous medicine dealer, mav offer v,... „ ...u.?:,... ^nd ,n *• unscrup-
ulous medicine dealer. m„y offer^u a suhift l1, Some «nscnip-
with your health. WriTJ to WorUT. Di.n '"*• JWt Mke ><•"'< trifle
v. Pierce, President, Buffalo, N Y - ITh? tMcdiC'' Association, Dr. R
•, take the advice reoeived and be well.
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Herbert, H. S. Carney Enterprise. (Carney, Okla.), Vol. 10, No. 41, Ed. 1 Friday, May 5, 1911, newspaper, May 5, 1911; Carney, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc87784/m1/4/?q=communication+theory: accessed July 4, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.