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TULSA WORLD
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TMli OltKATKKT VM'T'iHV' He that Is
f yw I n'ii;or Is tirtl.T th in th mighty; nil
)i I .it rulith his nwn splrli than he that
tiKi li a .iy - 1'roviMi 1 12.
"What rules did the apostle Paul rive for
light lalng? -CuloMlani 3:12-17.
last Mixrric contusion.
iJn certain households you can always eoiinl
on ft certain amount of l.iat minute confusion.
Whatever event In planned whahcr It lie p e-
para'lon for company or a plcnlo or plana for
a iiummcr t the sensho-o or a trip to Europe
j 6ft may be sure that as the time draws ntgh
for tho ovont to take plnco there will lie twice
nil' ninny things to do a time permit easily.
Hverythlng will go along swimmingly and then
tlfo. machinery of the hou.u will putter and
snort anil refuse to run at all 'ust because It is
liilnK forced to do more tha" It 1 normally
quAllfled to do. You have aurcly reen Jiut thin
Hurt of thing hnppnn.
One of tho heut little cxrert for thin aort of
Wit mlnuto confmlon til a amall nntetiook nni".
a pencil profernhly n ilttln hook email enouKii
tif ho tucked In your handling or In nn npron
pocket. Wull In ndvnnco of tlm ovont for which
you n o planning sit ttonu nnltn tjulotly and
Jus c '".'ci trito nil i .r tloui lui tiie thtniti
tha mint be dune. Co your l'nat;wmtlun. l'lti-
turo - ou If aa you will ro through the mo-
tion of mnkliic these preparation! If you do
that you wilt think of a lot of llttlo thlnm that
nre to ho done
iNow ryetomlne these thlnge putllnit down on
n Tjcparato piKo the th!n:.- that mutt be done
oo' dlffe. eiit f.nye or In different parts of the
day tho things that must ho done by telephone
and the ccinmtKolnna or purchases that must
lit attonded to Jn tou i. Don't wait until tho
Jrvst minute. Tou never r.m think things over
o vail anil eo fully It you wait until the pres-
rnlro of the actual event Is upon you
own comi'Mo.ti;i oivimzatiov.
Tho denizens of o"r chie cl:y ro Kttlnr an
object .lemon In tho .Muiies "f the nlmp life
n J tho uncertainties of irhat et iics and In-
vention have brounM us to In tho way wt sub
stitutes for naturo. Tin. . w York Tlmri even
voices tho fear that tho rrif ol'i la nppionch-
Inn tho frtto of tho 'v.- -.hay." Water
mains buisl; floods tlo up t u ay. short clr.
sila lr power housos or In mt or lues of the
trains tie It up mnro seriously; the caulee of
3(rooklyn bridge shift and elide. U beRlns to
eoem na If Now York City will havn to b sent
back to tho factory for repairs; n.re garr e
aervlce Is liardly nble to keep it k lis.
"Yet tho veraeo cltlten rcmaliw unw- rrled.
He still croio tl.o rirldce ari rldea ! 'he sub-
May and expec.s the water tf flow when lu
turns on the tnp. Ho poes nway ftr vacttlon to
n rustlo spot where water has to be carried
Xrom the spring and there are no eubways n
n)speneton brldees and power hou;ts to break
down; from which Interlude bumorously
khown as a rest hn rushes back easorly to the
jn'echnnlcal town.
Admlrera of tho simple llfo tell him that bin
Wants ore too many; that he would bt happier
without t.icso vast and complex machines that
determine hla life that seem somotmes to be
retting beyond his comproh.or.niur. and tlireat-
ciln; to brtne lilm to a dlmister nVh he can
jti Ither forsto nor understand. Hut thu slmpll-
fj'rs mako low converts. We like our mediant-
cit clvllUatlon; we should rather run tl.4 risks
iI undefined motrnpolltan disaster than die of
rid airo nmonR tha katydids. Wo wen't know
Hhero w nre colng. but wo insist on brine on
oil? vra.
llAl'I'JN'rSH NOT OWU HOAIj.
Frank H. Knleht in tho Journal of Kconomlvs
takes lsnuo with the prevailing opinion that "the
jfirauP of happiness" Is ono of thu chief ends
if human offort. Few of us indeed know what
If lakes to mnk us happy and the nrgumcna
iv! !... will etilke a responsive chord in
tlie ti-c st of many etudloui people oven though
h'a petition appears at first sight to be contrary
to what we have ben taught from childhood
was a ic:f-evldnt fact. To begin with he says
tMt rn-n who really know what is necessary to
sat rf:ic'i m or hnpplness and who have not
Hupped their vitality by unnatural living or too
much o" a cortaln kind of thinking want their
ran s en'lsfled.
" This argument of economists and other prnr-
rhat'sta that men work an Milnk t0 get 'hem-
iirvei out of trouble Is at least hall aversion
df tho facts. The things we work for nre "an-
rtoyers" as often as "satlsflern;" wo spend as
much ingenuity In getting Into trouble as In
gcttlrr; out and In any caso enough to keep In
affectively. It Is our nature to "travel afar to
Heplt disquietude" and '"tla distance lends en-
chantment to the view." It cannot bo main-
tained that clvlllznton Itself makes men "hap-
pier" than thoy are in ravagery. Tho purpose
ot education la certainly not to mMce anyone
tippy tt atm Is rather to ral" proTomn
Jather than solve them; the .H-jcIatlon t sad-
pta jnd wbdum j proverbial am". ih niost
famous of wise men ohtcrved tint "In much
wisdom Is much iirlef and he that Increaseth
knowledge Increasnth sorrow." Thus the pur-
suit of the "hlRher thlnes" arid tha cr&nier In-
diilnee(i are alike failures ! the test of tho
pursuit ts hnptiltiess.
Hut the tost Is not happlnnss And by this
wo do not mean that It ought not to h. hut
the simple fact that that M not what men want.
It Is a nloefc and ronnluslvn objerllon to Utopias
that men nlmply will not llvw In a world where
everything run smoothly ond llf Is free from
rare. We nil r'all William JennlnjiV relief at
cot tint; awsy from Chautauriua A nmn who lias
nothing to noiry about Immediately busies lilm-
stdf nrentlnK entnethlnu. ets Into somt absorb
Ins Kaiiie falls In love prepnre to pon'tir
rni.it) enemy or hunt Hons or the North 1'ole fir
what not.
HI VI'. TIIK rrAU'P.ll A OIIANCR.
The pnpern lately have been carrying; nn
Item to the eftoct that tho National llalrdreri-
era association has decreed the demise of the
bohbod-halr oka1. th mgh any such n body
nould enntrej t ii: Jntamtlble authority that
controls the wa'mi of fmnale fashion-. Wow
as so many n th kLji alrmly have hi.rt 'lair
the iirobabllll- la i..i -.no t nf them will .hn. m
the decree or oI bu n f'nien or vhatever It
Is thoy call tnnsorlnl oauvt fl.ige. The dl'fl-
cully of predlotlng whnt thn lappnr will do
re.-in In determining what llnppnr Is esy
Kan-as Olty Htar a iUMlon never BatlKfax-
torlly answered.
It's true that 'way back when this worr" hiu
the ghost of a meaning It meant a young girl
with a flapping halrhrald down her' back hut
It's been years since It meant that. It's teen
yearn trine hair flapped. Hut of course It Isn't
neccwiry In these days that n word tMuK h. e
a meaning and In fact he less meanlnu It lias
.!ii more It Is likely to b used.
V.hit perhaps ought to be considered Is thn
r.eanlng all this f.anper dlsciimlon has had and
Will have in the flapper hers.ilf. Helen of Troy
iisa not more talked ebout ian are the youni
gli i . f this ane who are mad to regmd them-
selves as flappers They have nut unn- L !y
oi'ire to fl thai It Is necosnary far tl tr n
talk rid net and dress the part. They nonld not
be more In the ruhllc eye If tiny wre jiw re"
jet i great part of them i: tin .vero 1 . alone
would merer to o p'aylng with their dolK Hut
girlhood Is denied their. As oon ns they nro
out ot thn nursery the world colls th.-m flap-
pars and begins Its Interminable comment on
their ili3f. their conversation their social
hablta and tho thoughta that aro supposed to
be In thnlr heao ICuowIng nr'Mng about
tl:p things the world proce-di out of Its own
unwisdom to classify them and whoi Is more
natural and inevitable than that thoy should
rom to accept tho classification nnd try to live
up to UT
Thus Vui the flapper come to be a social In-
stitution and to inan any git I nnd any woman
of a I moat any age who dresses near enough to
the prevailing modes tn rsrnpe consplcunusncss.
It's an unfortunatn Institution In some ways for
It haa glvon to nulta a number of young girls a
verj- oxagjornted notion of Its importance and
fu ..iclr own;. Actually thn untverao Is not stand-
ing rtlll to contemplate them. It may not neem
so to tho flapper hut In reality tho world has
one or two other things on Its mind rt flaps a
good doal Itself in various ways both noisily and
foo'lsKly nnd doesn't always talk nnd act an It
r ould but young h(rls ehould not be misled by
tln.se antics. I.lko oini other flappers It's older
than It acts. If young gtrls wouldn't mind
talk io much It might mind Its own business
after a whtlo nnd then they'd hitire their alii-
hood back and get a lot more ot real enjoy-
ment out of It than Uey aro getting now. It
must be painful to have to pose all the time
and to have to do and say the things ti .y aro
s.ipposed to do nnd say as flappers when t y'd
rather be girls if only the world wasn't looking.
It will be r very good Idea to forget polities
now for a while. Tha final verdict Is not to be
rendered until Novembor T. Thoro is ample
ttm for a campaign and reflection nftor Sep-
tember 1
The corn orop In made nnd the cotton crop Is
coming -n. apace. Thle moans llfo and com-
t: . to the people. Such things show that Ood
is Mill doing his duty to mankind that tho
earth Is still producing and that only man is
Tile.
Win's Who in the Day's News
sJoimtor ltit-il CmiMit.
The 1 if rf 'ortor J. McCumbor for the re-
publican n.imlr-Hon for senior from North
Dakota nn . ihnt the chaii..ianshln of the
committer or
upon the il
nance of th iunat "'111 devolve
senator fro n Utah It will bo
thn first -'mo tn history that
'' e post has over been held
a man from tho Huti.
mountain intton.
Tho man Is Heed Smoot
tho first Mormon to hold
pu"h a position and the first
of that faith who has had a
prominent pari In shaping
Urn affairs of tho nation.
Sonat.- moot Is now In his
weniuui h. in tha senate
under tm u!c of eonlnrlty
ho will suc eiil next Murch
as chairman of thn commit-
ten to which all mat'e-a re-
la Ing to tho raising of rjv-
.'Uo tho taxing of tho peo-
j inr " " iixmg in iinanciai
ic&is . v. )0lclHa mll8t finally K0 It
Is ih Hie committee of tho senate whons do.
liberations nnd decisions directly concern every
man and woman In America.
Heed was born In Salt Iiko City (SO yearn
ago. Ills father was n Ktmtucklan and Ills
mother Nariveglan. He was graduated from
the llrlgham Young academy nnd Is an apottle
pf tho Mormon church. Ho was a member ot
tho rnpublirnn national cammltteo from 1013
to 1920. When he was flint sent to tho senate
there was a ory In many parts of the country to
unseat him becauso of his religion. The fight
lasted three years hut In the end Smoot won
and ho has served ra senator continuously since
that time. Ho wan made chairman of the re-
publican Honatorlal campaign committee in
1919.
Smoot ts known ns a wizard at statistics and
one ot 1 la hobu)?.i in financial history.
Ho is married vl Ms hv ne is the little city
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TULSA DAILY WOULD THURSDAY
Oklahoma Outbursts
ut oTts torn on.
As we feel today anybody who wsn'i It can
have our ration of co 1.
At any late It may t said that Tulsa roam
upheld Us reputation tor clanlshness.
The "Henry and .Me" fracas up In Kanaka did
not hat any longer than n veld wave In mid-
summer. Clark Hudson -.f Oklahoma City eom tr. be
about tho only pi.iill.nl dopester who has been
vindicated.
Our Idea of an optimist Is a candidate who
feels sure ho la going to be nominated by an
ovvi'wholmlng voto.
The fun in politics will now be watching a lot
of np'.'ll-blnders hedge and take back what they
raid alinut the cnntlldHtcs who were niicccssful
Hotting away from politics nnd back to base-
ball wo take pleasure In announcing that
Wichita at last recognizes tho supremacy of
Tulsa.
Hpraklng of optimise there aro the persons
who sent out those telegrams after tho polls
closed Tuesday which made Judge Owen feel
i") h'.peful.
Old Timor makes this pertinent inquiry: "Wh0
wns II who said Thrro Is u Hod In heaven nnd
the government still stands at Washington
not In Atlanta ?' "
The prlvuto opinion of this colyum is that the
women hail Just iiijout nn much tn dn with the
result a' they would have had by staying at
home nnd canning beans.
On Tulsa lady said o.'ie would Just 'a sr.;n do
nig wushlng on u ho' dn as 'j npalr no
M rough tho strain of try. tig -o i..t. n an 'titel-
llgent ballot in a primary election
Jus' about half o Tun I'ri.riiK 1 tin the!:
nutnmoMlen Wednesday morning ami tried onl
17. Iloo tluthrcy'H road maps tor ml retr. its
whloii slioiu how much In erest tliey had lr
straw votes.
Tho girl on South Mnln says that after me.k-
Ing a blind i;iiuss on . . i to vote for sho feels
now that etn can imioy a vncatlon without ovon
dreamln. upon whoso shoulders the salvation
of Oklahoma depends.
Our position simply Is says the Dallas News.
that a rhort bathing suit and a shy manner
should go together. About the only excuse the
present neatnor can olfer Is that It Is about
what tho nMso guys expected.
Barometer of Public Opinion
Choking Undo .Mlilns.
They tell us from London that fllr Itobert
Homo wants to get together a vast nuantltv" ot
gold and suddenly dispatch It to tho United
.suites In payment of our debt demands against
ung'nml. ills Idea Is that thn sudden flood ot
gold would produce such consequences In this
country ns to tiring us to our senses and mnko
us rnallzo thnt to bo paid back In gold nil that
wo loaiiu'l Hurono nut In gold hut In credit
would bo Just about ns near to ruin as u fruit
ful and Industrious country can come. And they
tell Us almj that I.luyd (ieorgo has had to stretcn
forth a restraining hand and veto the plan on
the thiory that so radical a program would en-
danger the rolatlnns botween England and
America -Dallas News.
Ilctnlii Their Apparel.
Ten thousand union shirt makers are out.
Let's hope they kcop theirs on Dallas News.
Hotting tho English of It.
Tn America cultura consists largely In the
ability to trnnslato a bill of faro Into terms of
something to eat. Topeka Capital.
All Dry but One.
"A certain small town had become enthuslas-
tlo over prohibition Tho leader of the move-
ment posted tho sign "This house is bone dry"
on his front door. Ono by ono the other houses
In town displayed similar signs until every
house In town hut one was tnggod. The owner
of that houso whi prevailed on to placo a sign
upon his door lit posted the following: "This
house lenks a llttlo."
Ilo'll Ho Next to Try Comeback.
It Villa only had known thero would be an
other open season for Americans In Mexico
tie proimmy never would have retired. New
York Tribune.
Hind to Oct in by Skin of Truth
No republican candidate Is sufficiently en-
thuslastlo tn mention tho word "landslldo" in
connection with his prospects next fall. Wash-
Ington Stnr
IIIimiiiim for Tlioir Nosca Uli?
London Is getting cut flowers from Holland
by air. Inland Americans would like to get re-
freshments from Cuba that way. Birmingham
Ago-Herald
All Shy at .Mourners' Ilonch.
The troublo about tho revival in Europe la
that nussla wants to tlo the preaching and
Franco tho collecting. Dallas News.
"Ii Saul Among tho Prophets?"
When HenatorB Hefllrt nnd Olass fell to call-
ing each other names. It was Watson of Heorgla
who call.'d them to order. Whadya. know 'bout
that" Philadelphia llecord.
Mn'll Havo to Mnko AnotliT Trln.
Looking over tho list of Chief Juxtlce Tuft's
dinner and other ongngomonls dur.ng the next
threo weeks one wonders where he will fl .d
time to Inspect the procedure of the Uritlsti
courts. Hoston Transcript.
'IV 1st Dm II nnil Deep Soil.
He would you llko to be a responsible of-
flcla tho United Stntcs Shipping board and
be co. .lelled to choose between tho truth that
'strong drink Is rnglng" and "business U busl-
sss?" Kansas City Star
"lint Was It 'II. Struck rorT
It Is .Imainl tat 1460(10000 lias bee-.
Ion' already by h ooal strike In ronneylva: h
Mimic .Money is no object in such a fight.
l'ltt-b -"h Oi"ette-TI ..
I h'i Is 1'rctty Hani on John J.
We s f 'non nio encouraging John
I sntz to r in ti-o senate In Ohio In order
to restrain democra... .luuunlasm from getting
boyond tht tounds of reason Houstin rest.
S- MmioVr It Turned n.act.
Mara Is .-1. : closer and closai u 'he earih.
It It gets will hi the threa-mlle limit l.ie prohi-
bition o''"ru will search It. Now York
Herald.
Ul's Iong Silenco Is Suspicions
Of course tho campaign is young yet but
really it is nearly time to hear a roar from
the direction ot HI Johnson Detroit Freo
Tress.
Crazy Llko n IVix.
Apparently the shlpplnj board the champion
money loser has chosoh tho only sure way to
make it back. Nnshvlllo Tennesseean.
Afraid of Hotting Soa Sick?
Maybe the constitution follows tho tUg but
some of the amendments do not got far at sea
Chicago News
Still There's No IStli Aniemlim-nt.
The Irish now havo a constitution but that
doesn't nlways bring peace Columbia Hccord.
Safety In Her liclnit Hroke.
We might bo afraid of Europe's having a
new war it sho had any money Washington
Tost. ...
AUGUST 3 1922
"GH THOSE WERH THE HAPPY DAYS!"
"i'lHST INTEUSATlONAJi TIN-OAX Tr.LlCl'HO.VK OO. LTD."
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FOUR DANCING
By Jnno Phelps.
A ritOIOSAL OP .MAIlUIAHi:.
CIIAI'TEH 28.
I-eft to themselves for a few mo
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Oertlo said no more. This h first
proposal had shocked and dlsgu.iei!
her. wounded her as well. In tho
stories Tom Norrls had recom-
mended m didn't ask girls to mar-
r. them In public 'aces and beforo
other people. instinctively she
know Tom would not have done so.
Yet sho knew Len O'Connor would
bo considered a good mntch for a
Poor glr 1 llko herself. Len
wns a man with a good trodo
who could tako caro ot her. He
would perhaps bo good to her fam-
ily" too. Hut she couldn't oven pre-
tend to want him although sho
k .ow her motucr would bo willing;
perhaps d' ppolntrd that she had
not married him.
At the last moment Lilly too de-
cided to go back although she had
said she didn't caro if Rosonburg
dl.l discharge her If she stayed
away. Hut It war a quiet rather sul-
ky foursome that pushed their way
Into the subway.
The good tlmo Lilly had prom-
ised Gertie tho day sho had thought
vould bo a pleasure had turned out
badly. It wasn't Lilly's fault sho
didn't oven blame Len. It was her-
self. She Just couldn't enjoy such
parties. Something In her robolled at
tho coarseness the freedom.
"I guess I'm no good!" she told
Lilly after the two young men had
left them Jim Donton with a kiss
from Lilly Len scowling nnd cross
because Oortle denied him.
I.I tell the .orld you ain't! Not
r'hen It jomes to havln' a good time.
Why you'd urn a flro Into a frost
tho way you act. I'd like to know
what you tnlnk you'll git by actln'
so? I shan't make plans for you
again. I'll take some girl along that's
got a little pep that ain't afrn'd to
be decent tu a fell.-w what spends
his money."
"1 wish you would I .illy" Gertie
answered almost sad beet it sho
couldn't bo Ilk- u'her git. -yot
f-.rw'ng aho would hate herself if
..e 'ire-a
Tomoii.Hi Herio Wilten a Letter
ments Lilly said:
"wake un. Oertlo wucn a fel ow
Is glvln' you u awell tlmo you don't
got iinwwhcrcs by havln' a frozen
iace an tuo ume. no nice me. unem
fellows Jim Denton and tho rent
know Just how far they can go with
mo that thcro's no chance ot gottln'
any further. Hut a klsa never hurt
no girl nnd If they want to hug a
llttlo that don't' hurt none either.
Qet down off your perch and you'll
havo a good time."
"I hate It Lilly. I can't do as
you do. Perhaps It Is all right as you
uy but I can t feol that way. It
seems cheap nnd horrid Mother says
men don't think well of girls that
do those things."
"What does she know about It?
She's old-fashioned nnd ain't never
ben out none. Thero comes tho
boys now chirk up. Ho a sport!"
"I wish wa might alt on tho beach
a while" Oertlo ald longingly when
a return to Larlmoru'u was proposed.
"What's you tako us for dead
ones?" Jim Denton asked nnd Uor-
tlu said no more but meokly trailed
along to the danco hall.
Hut she waa unhrppy her rayety
forced.
"I'm no good Lilly I can't onloy
myself" sho whispered "and we
must get home. 1 might lose my
Job If I was late. Sunday Is a big
night at Fagltv's."
"You don't havo to go there no
inoro unleas you want to" Len over-
) nrlng told her.
"What do you mean?" Gertie
asked.
"Just -hat i say. You know I'm
stuck on you thcro's no girl I llko
so woli. Just lot's git spliced Jim and
Lilly will bo witnesses
"You mean " llertle Interrupted.
"Marry mo yos! Ain't I good
enough for you? I mako good money
Oertle and honest I'm fond of yuii
crazy ubout you."
"Oh I nover thought--! dont
want to get married Lon. Sou'ro alt
right" Oertlo added ns she saw I.I':
face darken "but I shall stay wlt.i
m.i for a long tlmo maybe alwaj-
Hho and tho kids need me."
"I ain't nyln' I won't help them
a llttlo. If you'd bo my missis."
"No Len pleaso don' nj ;
more about It. Iet's have ono more
Dinner
Tf e t-ns ncd
the fltr- flmn In
After t. e irr
danco then I'll havo to go. a i lo.t't
havo to go Len Just .. o ic
subway then you can mt. a It.
Thcro's lots of girls her- nd yo-
cnuM (. v nil tho oenlng l It wson '
for me.'
"You vn Bblt'i a rr.uitr ' H- T
In't no wn' i -r .' takei a r'"l b me
when I ta'- .ti out ev'n !I .he
alven r.ie he shatd."
groom r ..i l
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0. Ab t -hofti
m eb".nged?"
' i course. If
.160 Martin j
$1
sirp- i i reply. You -o Jt
nmr. a yt u lee iy bound in any
whr "
h!" wltn a .dgh of relief
..-iit'o r-ist I wanted to know.
You see en thinking !' .-er.
and seem mo I'd rather .ave
her sister."
' can pleaso yourself" re-
pi' o vicar. "Hut of course
frenu wins must be published."
"Ah!" a pauso "Mr Parson I
paid 'c half a crown for putting up
those bans. Shall I have to pay
another half crown?"
"Natuinlly If you change your
mind so lato In the day you must
expert ro pay for It."
"Ah!" a longer pause. Then
with a nudden resolution "Aw well
lcavo 'i-m be ns 'tis."
An Englishman tired and very
thirsty struck a small town In Ken-
tucky Just at evening.
Approaching a long lean Ken.
tucklan who was holding up a
fenco outside a corner grocery
store he said. In a low volcoi
"Excuse me but Is there a place
round about here where a chap can
get a drink?"
The Kontucklan pointed to a little
building some distance away.
"See that church over there 4" he
asked.
''Yea." reulled the Ertsrllshman.
Hain't It wonderful how th' aver-
age family all gits t'gether ngln be-
foro breakfast or nearly alius? A
son kin never repay his mother but
she never cecms t' hold It against
him
. rr ffi "win i t i
"I see It. nut you don't mean to
tell mo you can buy a drink In a
FEET
cnurcn ;'
"No" said tho Kontucklan
"That's the only placo In this town
whero you can t."
"Sr.ndwlch ila.d help" writes a
IWtu.. r;imu... "havo a curious
h.iult of v 'I tholr employer v
their ft. .1 iiitnios. as 'Yes John
Very well. Mar"' Ins. sad of e
conventional 'sir' and 'ma'am.' I.
husband and I on hiring n new
cook planned to obvlato this by re-
training from mentioning each
other's names substituting common
terminal endearments. 'If ho does
not hear mo cnlted Mary' I said
'he won't know that's my name.'
It happend shortly after that
we had some officers to dine with
us and the cook entered nnd said
to me 'Sweetheart tho dinner Is
served.'
" 'What!' I stammered aghast.
" 'Dinner Is served dearie' an-
swered tho new cook.
A shopkeeper had In his employ
a man so lazy as to be utterly
worthless.
One day his patience exhausted
he discharged him
"Will you give me a character?"
asked the lazy one.
Tho employer eat down to write
a noncommittal letter. His effort
resulted ns follows:
"Tho bearer of this letter has
worked for me one week and I am
satisfied."
A retired naval officer said that
ho could not understand "all this
disarmament nonseneo." No sir!
What would Britain do without hor
navy? Had wo forgotten Trafal-
gar? Was It not our glory nnd our
tradition to maintain the freedom
of tho sens?
It was pointed out to him that
thl.-i was an attempt wise or not
to romovo the menaco from the
seas.
"Hang It nil sir!" roared tho old
sea warrior bristling. "Wr.ut's tho
confounded sea. for?"
Colorful Heading.
Not long ago writes a contributor
while my nephew was consulting tho
lib "-im at tho Fresno City library
a small boy entered with a book
that his rr Jther wished exchanged.
Hut since ne had neglected to send
a list of t' ) books to choose from
tho librarian wns mewhat at a loss
to Uno v 'vhnt book to sond. Fi-
nally she risked:
"Has your mother read Freckh a?"
"No. ma'm" replied the boy;
"thev're brov. n.'1
Stories J
beon publlsJi'J for
-. .. ........ .l.
s.. ... ..J lu.-
ics the '.rojpec'i-
ie vi-ar
. wi.it to speak to
5-
V TtrtS5JsyBra5jitii- j-vaa-i
fl' i fcava
you lsh." wa th
I?
1
The Horoscope
Tai start rtlli' bui -to not c. ci-
Cpt. lli. 'i ilrciur. M'.wsdsiki sriii
Tucm ir Atigust 3.
J22
Astrologers rea l th as a doubi.
ful day A'thou. h the sun i i.
beneflc aspect cnrlv In the m fnr
Venus nnd M. rcury are ndve-se
It is n hazardous rule since t rivm
warning not to trust tho fn. .r 0t
the promises of persons of Inducaci
or financial power. t.
Thn stars seem to indlcat t?r
susplckn of human motl. i Wi
mnrk 'ho menta' attlti'do of r.
persom and that self! hnest wjii
grow.
Owing to many conflicting n.
fluences that affect the mir th
mental balance ma be easl n.
turbed d 'lug the coml.ig mot
n lnstanliy cspr
i rr. . ci irlrs Bflrts ik. n li
Il.d -a ltd
Tnls Is lut a lucky w - il7i
since it sect; I to presage t.v e or
ls- rdsforf. - that hi ngs nmt.
paper n i-c.
Mary scandals 111 prevail and th.
. .swspapers will exploit str'nge mi(
'mcanors In which proml
b .r.s aro involved tho seers
Venus ruler of the s . run
heavily afflicted 13 lnt rpret') '
forecastlns Incr?. -6 In number el
divorces.
Mercury today Is in an aspect it.
vorlng tho progress of psych! tn.
vestlgatlons nnd tho rccognlt n tl
accult phenomena n
Messages will bo obtained from
the unseen world tho soers prophtjy
nnd Inventions will In some way aid
communication with hidden furcet.
Hem'nder of tho reading ot Pre.
mlcr Lloyd George's horoscope my
ho benoflclnl at this time. H j
under the lnflunco of the sun paral.
lol to Saturn and later on to the on.
position ot Saturn while uplter rt
mnlns In square to the sun at h..
blr h It Is thereforo deomed lm-
por lo for him to bring back har-
m ny tt the Hrltlh t;overnnient
w'Mh must dleturbsu as long at
he Is at tho h"lni
Persons whos blrthdate It Is my
have rather unsettled year but they
can overcome obstacles.
Children born on this day may b
high-strung and Impressionable.
They should bo taught systematla
ways.
V
fefe Mote
L-i.t nlt. r..a went to a meeting ot
Javvters of Clcopattora and pep
waa smoaklng -nd rtfcdtn tha
artlng pi-yo the sttlng rocm
. 1 I -d I ay pop can I go out a
wile?
If youre back hear at 9 o clock
sharp and not otherwise pop sed.
Yes sir I sed. And I quick went
out and the fellows was all out there
and wo played a garr.o of cops and
robbers and a game of prizzurs bui
and then somo of lha follo.vs had to
go In nnd tho rest of us went errousd
to Skinny Martins houso to see Ms
tertlo but not sociable and then th
other fcllowa hnd to go In nnd 1
thawt O I wonder wr.i timu It Is'
And I asked somo mar. on the way
homo nnd ho sed 10 to 10 mo think-
ing. Heck good nlto. And I ran nil
tho rest of the ways thinking I know
wat 111 sneck In so quint pop wont
oven heor mo and HI sneek up to bed
and he wont know wat tlmo I came
In.
WIch I started to do. only tho frunt
door was locked so I had to clime In
tho parler window nnd Jest as I was
pulling In my other leg It enwt on tho
cord of tho window shade and tho
shado went up to tho top with a
fenrso bang mo thinking Oosh.
holey smoaks. And I stopped breath-
ing to llssen but pop dldent call
down or enythlng so I started to
sneek up stairs nnd Jest wen I got to
about tho Sth step tt made tho loud
est skreek It could ony pop dldent
say enythlng nnd I thawt Maybo he's
taking n nap In his chair horray.
And I kopp on sneektng up and
wen I got to About tho 10th step I
tried to trcd on It so lite I missed It
altogether nnd fell down about 4
steps making as mutch noise as I I
waB falling down a lot more (tJ
pop called out. Wen you finish yuur
various efforts to nock down the
hoiif Id appreciate tho favor of your
company n mlnnlt.
Proving ho had herd me all tho
time nnd I went In tho setting
room and pop gavo mo 4 cracks some
place with his slipper and I went up
to bed 3 stops at a time.
Homo Llfo Sacrwl. .
"Are you willing to admit that
your ancestors wore monkeys'"
asked the contentious person.
"After thinking the matter over.
I bellsvo I am." replied Mr. Orump-
son. "Naturalists tell us there H
nn such thine as 'trlanglo stuff in
tho Jungles."
1
o si ever has to apologize
rocpiain for buying a
Inslrument of tiie brim rials0
If Pudercwskt or Ilachmanlotf or Hoffmann should come into
your home tomorrow and sit down to your Steinway you would
feel perfectly easy.
No matter who the guest may.
be no matter how old thi
piano no one ever has to
apologize for a Steinway.
Stclnwny prices range from
$873 upiinnl.
Easy Payments may bo
arranged.
CALL OH WHITE
A. J. CIUPE Manager
417 South Main
Osago 3133-3134
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