The Oklahoma Miner (Krebs, Okla.), Vol. 10, No. 16, Ed. 1, Thursday, May 26, 1921 Page: 2 of 8
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THE OKLAHOMA MINER
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Cuttetira Soothes Baby Rashes
That i'ffc and born with hot bath
of Ortnira Soap followed by gentle
a3 ntlnr of Cutictira Ointment
Vnc bttr purer sweeter epe-
ral t if a little of the fragrant Cuti
cura Talcttm Is dusted on at the fin
ish. 25c each everywhere. Adr.
Embarrassing Moment.
I p-ided myself on my verse Imag
ise my embarrassment when I visited
an ed'tor to dispose of what I consld
ered a "gem" and this conversation
eoued:
can t use your poem" said the
eL'or.
"Is It too Ions' I askrd.
Bat the elitor was exasperated by
thi time
Ye be sbuted ' too long and too
wi e and too thick "Chicago Amer
lean
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For Over
Thirty Years
POOS BUT PROLD
"fa? re-w j4 t d l st 1 r.g"
"1 Lad to let haa " ? d lit man
ir A tpt as sot Ui be t aymg
i jiazx sc4ec-uoe wbee pevple were dj-
r.g 'io be cvec He w -Bidet pay
a3T a t & ic the i ' of a photo-
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"-Oh. y- He said - -'i-viice- I
EDpel " " o sex enployo-nt
i a t f i e foot wad l
amed t d prostitute r"c j'ciiert j
t lx r at the pictures.." r.'T-'Dj-
tmi gnf-ra'l
SHAKE IHTO YOUR SHOES
Ar3 p rr n th f t bath AILESS
F "" E-E ! ar ale ha!lnj J w
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1 eo '-'T th t m o! It"t without ar
sx&e Adr
Help That Bad Back !
Why be miserable with a "bd back!"
It'B time you found out wbt t wrong!
Kidney weakneM ofUn cu much
iwffennz from iMckarhe lmene8
rbeurrtic patnfl bea'lachei dizzme
and kjdne irruUriti Neglected
it may lead to drory gravel or Brigbt's
diseaao but if takn in tim it i utu
ally eaaily corrected by um Doan't
Kidney Pllln boon's hav helped
thouaanda Ask your neighbor!
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Accident Averted.
J B Frtr of Richmond Va tv ho
l o'sranlring the National Tear hers
Tra n!rs association savs that a little
rsrro whm the other called "Young
B rd" on account of the size of bis
tn'vith was standing on the railroad
rnk and another one called rut
-Ilrv dere boy git offer dat tract IA
de euginevr would came along nnd
see dat mouf of yone he'd think it
w is a car shed and run his train right
Ezact Copy of Wrap pi
TVt CCWTA.B COMHHT MfW rO.K CTTT
What to Take for
SICK HEADACK
CARTER
ITTLE
!VER
PILLS
Take a good frse of Carter's Little Lier Pills
then take 2 or 3 for a lew n fehts after
few doses restore oar organs to their
proper functions and the Headache and the
causes of it pass away In the same manner
They regulate the Boicels and preinl Conilipahon.
f ". s?&Z SaU Pill Small D. SB Pc
A FINANCIAL STRINGENCY
Vis ting Statsman You seem to
b suffering a shortage of currency-
How do you account 'or if
Comrade Ivan Ofulitch Industrial
unrest. Ths counterfeiter of soviet
money have gone on strike and de-
mand a dally wage In gold
Useful Knocking
t e would lave lesa word) clamor
And more roofs U shield our domes
If the fellow with the hammer
t sd it ua constructing homes.
NOT IN WHOLESALE BUSINESS
Amount of Rouge This Damsel Would
Require More Than Druggist
Carried in Stock.
I j
"ic store wan qnite near tie
I but the drujist was not
r d had bn in bed min
fi be was attilnfd by tie
ng i t tell
' ) ff (i 'iiplaint he
i If ' - warm led
- i 'A. r i v hy or some
mi) a . he m"rTnrd
1 ally
i. up ' r ria v ! (
t ' hi 1 fci ii O '
' im j 1 his jt
1 ( fa !i lad
' J u i 1 e
Is dung'
i ca i I in kv ' in
J i '! nci t ! i hall b
qu ii ut of -
' t 1 the ( 1
I ni i. rn i I t
p t i u in t )
1 k r '
i ban i ulriluw down
'ltd I 1 if igo Daily
Reasonable Supposition
"A hant or something is rai-ing
thunder at Gabe lln 1 ftcnrV s b j "
relit d a rcuM v. I a as tl ere
tutlfr nifebt and af'nr wed et for a
I J J It com hh need The t ible was
t'oipfd over by unseen bands three
draers of the bureau slid out by
their fwlros and dumjed aU the tuT
on tiff! Kir a fi ck of spoons c tine
floatlr in from the kitchen a pun in
the r rnr ff'l down and shdl one of
the do?i and all such as that I never
seed such goin s-on in my life '"
"Tlien vou hain't nevtr drunk none
of ffjlies bonf drj linker tefor' in
qiilifd n r -id. nt of Mount Pizgy
rk Kursis Citv Star
1 i
Tru L s!flshness.
' i man aks a Rlrl to be hi
' i wte das of holeproof mxIc.
1 - apartments and chorus girls
t ) i a ree!at!on of .tuman unlf-
1 m that stands as the eighth won
c! jf the world Idaho Yarn
Greecing the World.
To children were talking
' What is It that makes day and
nlgrbt anywa V asked one
"Well you see the eirth turns
around on an axis" answered the
other
' I you mean to say that the earth
torns around and around?"
les. What are ou laughing at?"
"I was jut thirking how funny It
would be if the axle got rusty and the
earth stopped "
"Why the axle doesn't get ru-ty;
they keep It oiled all the time
"Where do they oil It. In China?"
"o In Greece'
Knew What He Was Dolnfl
Pboutpluv W riter But look herel
This character Is suppovd to be a
ct) blind riian aril ou have cast
for that art the hand-juitt-t man In
jour con pany
biitnor oh hell be homely
enough whcti the cancraman and the
det!opr get through with him You
see lies engaged to the star and both
thoie bojs are in lov- with btr rilm
I un.
She Is Amused.
"Now you know that jou a jazz
bnbv rer Intend t uiarr a college
profe-Mr
"Mabe not."
"Then why let bm make love to
youT
'Aw it's such fun to hear a college
professor rom erse in gurgles "
Catarrh
Catarrh la a local disease greatly Influ-
enced by constitutional conditions.
HLLS CATARRH MEDICINE Is a
Tonlf and Blood Purifier By cleansing
the blood and bu'ldtn up the System
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE restores
normal conditions and allows Nature to
do its work
All Druggists Circulara free
F J Cheney ft Co Toledo Ohio
Doubtful Compliment
Speeding the parting guests." might
be described as one of the negathe
virtues of hospitabillty A woman
rather overdid the part recentlv
She was saing good by to some lsl-
tors who had 'oug outstajed their wel
come.
"It was so sweet of you to let us
stay so long" said they with effusion
"Oh Tm so glad you have been" she
replied with obvious relief.
An Oklahoma Case
Mrs Ida Bumnr-r
PIS 8 Iniing Ht
Tulsa Okla s a s
My kidneys were in
a weak tondltlon trni
I suffered with la k
achea My 1 1 rn 1 h y
ached so I cuMn t
rest at night My kl I
nevs wer sIikkI-
and my lu ' i ar 1 J
feet evrpiled af 11 fy
I usa uoan s Mar
Pills and thy p '
had m free from t
achf-s and pair s an
m kMnys were rtgj
lattJ
Get Dob' t Any Store 60e a Box
DOAN'SJLV
FOSTER.MILDURN CO BUFFALO. N. Y.
mtr.
Mb
17 YEARS
A ST0MAC1
SUFFERER
RECOMMENDS A FRENCH
DOCTOR'S PRESCRIPTION
"I was a stomach sufferer for 17
3 ears" wrote Mrs. Leebrick ' Tnd
everything that was suggested but
no relief until I used Dlgetoids.
After taking several boxes I feel that
I am entirely cured "
DIGESTOIDS is the trade name of
a purely vegetable digestive mildlv
laxathe The favorite prescription
of a French physician for stubborn
indigestion and constipation.
Get a package of DIGESTOIDS to-
daj on a Monev Back Guarantee at
our druggist 30 cents
riJMPV CI V tll I CDP'AfTD ANTWHTRH
Baby's little dresses will ju3t simply
dazzle If Red Cross Ball Blue is utd
in the laundry. Try It and see for your-
Eel. At all good grocers 5c.
AIT"T
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rta. ?ca.
Must See It and Go One Better
" hat a beautiful ring I"
""ie- ii 1 the girl. "It was an en-
gaeiuc t i ig tut t' e engagement Is
broken.'
'Art nt u going to sond It bnk"
'Of c ii -e I ut I w nt to lap it
lor 1 t 1 t tl I t f. I ki i l
bo ty ; or
Ii br ETiRES
prepa-d J1J5.
BAfeuj iOillia 10 L tato A'w. Brooklyn N T.
Two Innocents
Cop (!urpri-iiig footpad nt work)
Ah thats the second time Ie caught
you redhandiKl
Crook (calmh puffin s cizir) What 3
do ii ttt v"1 I f t l i 1 i
C i 1 i t i r t ii 1 i re u
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Not the Kind for Present Crisis
"No said old Ms feubbubs 1 nt
say that I appro e of jour match wul
that city young man
"But father he has such a Lnt ge-
nealogical tree"
"What geod is that' If it w is pire
or hickory we might burn It sttin i
can't get any coal "
Better Way.
"The romantic w oner p jmlses to
die for a girl " "Wed?" "The prosaic
husband gets hi life insured "
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Ready to Eat and
-bvery Bit Jbatable
Grape Nuts
is convenient . free from waste
and moderate m price.
Skilled blending and long taking
bring out the full flavor and nchly-
nounshmt Qualities of this cereal
food ana make it easy to digest
"There's a Reason"
For sale by all grocers
3tiZtIXti'-mMT??
Precocious.
Flatbos Do you kuo when a bu! v
begins to think?
Rensonhurst Why sure.
Flatbush W ell when?
Benooburst Mine Ix-gan to think
that I ought to walk the floor with
him the first week be arrived In the
bouse
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ACCOUNTED FOR
1st Student: I understand that
there is a flret deal of kicking on the
professors In regard to the compen
satlon they receive.
2nd Student: Awl They're only
md 'cause they can't write home to
their Id man for more money.
tte$
Our Share
We can't all snoke high priced cigars
Or own a limousine
But we can all collect the bands
And smell the gasoline.
Surprising.
"It's TOrprlslug"
"What lsr
"How many bad things the neigh-
bors chlldrm do whifh thPlr parents
are fcure tly wouidnt do"
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The Oklahoma Miner (Krebs, Okla.), Vol. 10, No. 16, Ed. 1, Thursday, May 26, 1921, newspaper, May 26, 1921; Krebs, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc70742/m1/2/?q=%22new-sou%22: accessed May 1, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.