The Ringling News (Ringling, Okla.), Vol. 7, No. 42, Ed. 1 Friday, March 31, 1916 Page: 3 of 8
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Deni lies a Day's Work! If Your Liver Is S!ue!i cr EowcU
' Ce’stkktei Taks "Devon’s Liver Tons"— It's Ffol
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gtoht Too fool- lKyn4iaqr d aU
knockedeut Tow head is 4iU yew
taonHoiMM) breath btii etoMaek
soar aad bowel eoastlpated Sot dost
toko eaUvsttog calomel Itmekoeyov
tick 700 m loto o day’ wort'
Calomel io manury or gutekellvcr
which eooMt aooroolo of tho bones
Calomel crashes la to oow bllo Uko
dynamite breaking it op Thot’o when
yon tool that awful aoasoa and cramp-
in' ’ If you want to enjoy the nicest gen-
tlest Utoi and bowel eleanoln you
aver experienced Just take a spoonful
of harmleoa Dodeon’a Liver Tone Tow
drucslat ot dealer sello jou 0 50-eent
bottle ot Dodson'S LIVer Tone uader
my parooaal money-back uarantee
that oaok spoonful wUl eleaa your
- PUTTING AWAY THE EVIDENCE
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Colored Man Ready With Ingenious
! Excuse When Caught Making
: a Meal of the Ham j
The other day a colored porter to
'a certain West aide store was dlo-
' patched upon an errand which he was
not to sympathy with that of totln
a weU-bolled ham down the street
The butcher noticed upon tvto the
colored man the ham that the paper
was torn' ‘
' - “Sam" he said to the porter “be
careful of that ham as the paper Is
' torn and you mlht droplt to the
street"' ' :
“Aw rlht‘i boss" answered Sam
1 “I’ll be purtlckurly cah’ful not to drop
It" - v - -
i- Not a Ion while after the butcher
found Sam to the basement of the
store chewto away on a email ploco
" 'of ham
“What are you doln there Sam!"
asked the butcher - 1
“Well boss" answered Sam “I
dropped the -ham and Ah didn’t want
-you to know It so’s Ah Jest II cured
Ah’d bettah eat It and destroy the
evidence” — Chicago News
Extraordinary Youth
"Father" said little Geore "I can-
not ten a lie" -
"Very good my sod But the re-
markable feature of this historic epl-
' code Is not so much your Inability to
falsify as your enthusiastic' willing-
ness to chop wood” '
Net a Bluff Either
"Say BUI youse ain't lookin’ fer
work Is youse?”
- "Not me pard- I believe to de time-
honored principle dat de office should
seek de man” -
A Leading
Food Expert
toot) before the big battery of milling machines in the
Grape-Nutn 1 factories at’ Battle Creek Mich and after 1
inspecting both the wheat and flour said to the miller:
' "ITats selected wheat and no 'patent flour stunt
either That wheat come out of the roll as honest
and unrefined as it went in- Where did you ever make
flour before that retained die true mineral content of
the grain? v v"
And the wise miller replied: I have worked in
a good many mills and 1 am no youngster but let
me tell youv I never made whole wheat flour like that
until I came with this company” ' v
The truth is white flour is wofully lacking in certain
essential mineral elements which are thrown out in the
milling to make flour white and pretty and its use (
frequently results in impaired health and activity
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is made of honeet whole wheatand malted barley and f
sunc in play2d proportion all the bcain and nerve '
making bone and muscle-building elements of die
‘field grains including their mineral elements
' Rich nut-like flavour ease of serving and quick
digestibility have made Grape-Nuts a household word
the country over1 '
“There’s a Reason” for Grape-Nuts!
- - Sold by Grocos evnywbexek
taggtoh Bow better tkaa ados of
aaaty ealoael and that It moat make
you Btok v - y- -
‘ Dodooa’o Liver Tone la neT Drat
modietoo TOUH know it next morn-
to bocauoo you will wake up feella
floe yow liver win bo worklxg your
koadaoho aad dtxxinooo gone yow
tomaoh win be eweet and yow bowel
reulw Tea win feel like workto
you’ll be eboerful toll of visor and
ambition
Dodoon’a Liver Ton io entirely
vee table therefore barmleeo and can-
not oaUvate Give it to your children!
Mllllena of people at ustn Dodeoa’o
Liver Ton Instead of danseroue cal-
omel now Tow drurrlst win ten you
that tho eel of calomel la alinoet
topped entirely hor
SOME USE FOR OLD JOGGS
Don’t Fit In Well With the Rest But
Boss Had Good Reason for Keep-
Ing Him Around -
The Visitor wss beto shown about
by the head of the up-to-date business
house ---
"Who is that dapper youth at the
Slasstppped desk?" he asked v
"That Is the superintendent of the
card-index system He keeps an In-
dex shoyln where the Index cases
are ' '
1 "Who la the youn man with the
Cray saiters and the efficient ears?”
“He keeps an index showln the
lehgth of time It takes to Index the
Indexes?
"Who Is the lrl with the (olden
hair?”
"She decides' under what index an
Index to the index of the fllln cabinet
shall be placed”
"And who is that (ray-haired man
at the disordered desk to tho cor-
ner?" r V
“Oh that’s Old Jos He doesn’t
flt to very well with the rest of the
office but I have to keep him around
He’s the only employee who can And
important papers when I- want them
to a hurry”— New York Mall
' " Wooden Men
Flrht Fresh — My father has a fine
cedar chest
Second Fresh — ’Snothto My fa-
ther is a Veteran and has a hickory
le — Dartmouth Jack-o’-Lanteni
- Not What He Meant 4 ’’
Diner (to ' swell cafe) — I suppose
people who dine here carry off quite a
lot or silver?
Walter— Yes sir we can’t set all
their loose chance ' -
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Lettuce hlppctf In Corrugated factoScord Centalncra (Container Knocked
- “ Down Flet)
Arm If they ore to lost tho consumer
several day some should bo picked
(Prepared by the Vnlted States Depart-
meat of Agriculture-
Directions tor settlns produce to tho
consumer fresh and undamaced
Asparagus
Asparagus should bo out often
onoush so that U does not becomo
touch or overgrown The tops should
not bo wet as this starts decay and
til Imperfect stalks should be culled
out It should be carefully tied up
to half-pound or pound bunches with
tops ell even and the bottoms trimmed
off square it Improves the appear
ones Of asparagus to wrap it to parch-
ment paper
- Beans (Snap Beane) V
Beane whether hush or pole vari-
eties should be picked when free from
rain or dew while tender crisp enoush
to snap and before the seed le tors
enough to bulse the pod very much
The else ot the seed will very with
the variety but both pod end seed
must be tender Any defective rusty
ineect-esten discolored or undesirable
beans should be kept out They should
b freak picked when shipped Only
varieties which are entirely or practi-
cally free from strings should ho
grav tor parcel-poet marketing '
Cabbaga ' v
- Only perfect hard hsads of cabbage
should bo considered for parcel-post
marketing They should be carefully
trimmed of waste leaves and stalk
and soft growing bursting frosen or
decaying heada mast be eliminated A
variety producing " smell - to medium-
slsed firm head should bo selected ’
Cauliflower -The
heeds of cauliflower should ho
very carefully handled whan cut and
after havtog been cut via trimming
at least one clrde of the tor outer
leaves besides the smaller ones be-
neath ehould be left to protect the
head Paper le sometimes placed over
the head for further protection and
tucked down Inside the leaf stems
All heads must be compact and any
Inferior discolored Insect-damaged or
otherwise defective ones should not
ho shipped To be of the most desir-
able eating quality cauliflower should
bo used by the consumer as soon after
cutting as possible
' Celery ’ '---
Only Arm fresh well-bleached clean
celery should be shipped It should be
washed - and well trimmed of roots
loose and diseased or discolored
leaves and Stems The stalks should
be of one length and practically uni-
form to also v They ehonld be freed
from water as thoroughly aa possible
and wrapped to paper '
v v Cucumbers
For slicing only the long straight
smooth green cucumbers from six to
nine lnchee to length should be
shipped The spongy thick yellow
runty or overlarge ones or those hav-
ing wilted or shrunken ends should
be culled out The cucumbers' should
be cut and not pulled from the vine
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Six-Basket Carrier (WithoutBaekets)
For packing cucumbers should he of
the else desired by the customer such
ee “midgets” the very small ones
two-inch three-inch dill-pickle else:
Eggplant
Eggplant should be cut when the
traHa are of proper else hut ehould
not bo allowed to become tough Un-
deeltahl Bleed offiector wilted orde-
toetlve ones aho&ld be discarded The
fruit should bo wrapped to paper end
carefully packed
Tomatoes
Great car should be taken to pick-
ing handling and packing tomatoes
so that they do not get bruised
cracked or mashed They should he
picked without stems to avoid tha'
bruising or other fruit by tho stems
whan pecked If they are tor lmmedl-
v9 use they should be ripe but very
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“hard ripe” end Others beginning to
ripen No ill-shaped split ' curly
wormy- or otherwise defective toma-
toes should be shipped for eating pur-
poses '
It la desirable that fruit shipped
should be fairly uniform to Use unless
it Is to meet special requirements of
the customer If shipped with other
fruits or vegetables tomatoes should
he so packed that -nothing else can
mash them
Green Corn (Sugar) ’
The sooner sugar com la eaten after
gathering the better Its eating quality
No inferior ears should be shipped
All should be well developed tree from
worms and gathered at the proper
stage of development that is to full
milk hut before showing any eigne of
firmness or toughness :
Lettuce (Head)
' Consumers prefer Arm well-headed
lettuce It should he well developed
and the heart turned white before cut-
ting It Is best to ship only lettuce
which le free from dirt and no dis-
carded insect-damaged or Imperfect
heads abould be-Included
Lettuce (Loose Leaf) 1 :
Some varieties of lettuce do not pro-
duce heads but Instead a loose dus-
ter of leaves It should be cut when
of good else but tender and crisp
Trim off the outside dlecolored and
otherwise unattractive leaves Lettuce
should be dry when packed
Fee'’ '
Growers should allow peas to ma-
ture properly but of course consum-
ers do not want hard ripe peas They
Should he cool and dry when picked
End packed to avoid heating and mold-
ing Immature dirty or defective pods
should be discarded
Root Vegetables
: Root vegetables such as beets car-
rots parsnips and turnips should be
tender fresh sound washed clean and
ot desirable also No overgrown
stringy coarse or undersized stock
should be marketed
Spinach and Kale
Spinach and kale ahonld be ' tree
from sand dirt and Insects They
should he of good green color without
yellow decayed leaves or seed stalks
and of proper size according to the
season and the market supplied
: - “Bunched” Vegetables
Soma vegetables such as radishes
onions newbeeta carrots turnips
salsify watercress and parsley are
tied in bunches for marketing Occa-
sionally it may ha desirable to bunch
them for parcel-poet marketing as
shown to the Illustration
“Bunched” vegetables ahould be of
proper else according to the season
and the market custom and should bo
neatly and carefully bunched The
number in each bunch varies on the
different markets and according to the
kind pf vegetables The -first five
and Kala Shipped In It by Parcel Poet
npmed are usually shipped with the
tope on If the bunches are broken
or If they are not bunched in order to
facilitate packing the count and grade
should be the same aa if they were
shipped In hunches farmers’ Bulletin
No TR "Suggestion tor Pared! Poet
Marketing” can be secured from the
Division of Publications United States
Department of Agricultural
Miner Teel Cost
The total cost ot the minor Items ot
equipment needed on a farm Is much
greater than the average person la
wont to think It has been found by
Inventories taken on a number of
farms that the tools and Implements
actually needed on the average farm
from a wheelbarrow down to n husk-
ing peg cost nearly MOA
HAP ALL DAY TO DO THEM
Busy Man’s Explanation of Hew He
Was Able to Held Down HI
Three Jobs
’ WHS ‘ ’V
Alderman Curran of New ’York city
worked hie way through Yale college
During his course he was kept very
busy by the various Jobs ho did to
help with his expenses On graduation
ha went to New York end was oven
busier than he had been to New Ha-
ven Alter some months of Rfe to New
York friend met him and said
“Henry what are you doing?” :
T have three Jobe” replied Mr Cur
ran “I’m studying law' I am a news-
paper reporter and I am selling life
Insurance” k
“How do yon manage to get It all
to?” said the friend
“Oh" replied Mr Curran “that’s
easy enough - They’re only eight-
hour Jobs”— Youth’s Companion
' A bachelor physician says the microbes-
In kisses are often fatal — at
least they often develop Into matrimo-
nial germs
BACKACHE RHEUMATISM
Dear Mr Editor:
For along time I suffered from back-
ache pain to left elds frequent urina-
tion (bothering me at all times daring
the day and night) and the uric acid
to my blood caused me to suffer from
rheumatism along with a constant
tired worn-out feeling 1 heard of tha
new discovery of Dr Fierce of tha
Invalids’ Hotel Buffalo N Y called
“An uric" After giving “An uric” a
good trial I believe It to he the beet
kidney remedy on the-market today
I have tried other kidney medicines
hot these “An uric Tablets” of Dr
Pierce’s era the only ones that will
cur kidney and bladder trouble
(Signed) HENRY A LOVE
' NOTE:— Experiments at Dr Pierce’s
Hospital tor several year proved that
“Anurie” Is 17 times more active than
Utbla Send Dr Plan lOo for trial
paekago '
- -Near Proposal
“1 had a near leap-year scare yes-
terday” “
“What was it?”
' “A lady came Into my office and
aid she wanted to propose to me
"No?” ' ' :
' “A scheme to get up a war fund
benefit”
TACT
OIJ LIVER BOWELS
No sick headache biliousness
bad taste or constipation
by morning t
Get a 10-cent box
Are you keeping your bowels Ever
and stomach clean pure and fresh
with Cascarets or merely forcing a
passageway every few days with
Salta Cathartic Pills Castor Oil or
Purgative Waters? q v
Stop having a bowel wash-day Let
Cascarets thoroughly deaase and reg
nlate tho stomach remove the soui
and fermenting food and foul gas
take the excess bile from the Iirei
and carry out of the system all the
constipated waste matter and poisons
to the bowels - ' '
A Cascaret to-night wlU make you
feel great by morning They work
while you sleep— never gripe sicken
or cause any inconvenience and cost
only 10 cents a box from your store
Millions of men and women take a
Cascaret now and then and never
have Headache 'Biliousness Coated
Tongne Indigestion Sour Stomach or
Constipation Adv
' ' v Discreet' '
“Didn't the ground hog prophesy
good weather?" Inquired the forgetful
man
Yes But like other discreet proph-
ets he refused to he interviewed any
further”
Cay Roofing From
m
When yeu want a good roofing el a leeeeeebU peiee
you canaot depend on the Mail Order Heuee If the roof-
ing goae wrong you will have a hard tun getting reel) a
tome to make good When yen buy it bom yeur local
f y) L denies whom you know end ten rely an yow ere getdag
I uafh usupeetoen - When you went roofing f dtie5tL
V y hieisf that your local dealer eupplyyou witk
V faineti
Pee '
Hemes
Bare'
Sheds
Czitiat
Roofing
GENERAL COOPING
g:od
APPETITE
GOOD
tlEALTO
A SPLENDID IDEA
The appetite is an ex-
cellent barometer of the
condition of the 4 ‘inner
man Watch it and
’ when it loses its accus-
tomed keenness try
HOSTETTER’S
Gtomoch Dittoro
It is an excellent tonic and
appetizer Get the genuine
-Run-down?
—tired?
—Weak?
Every Spring most people feel aO
out of sorts” — their vitality Is at a
low ebb Through the winter months
the blood becomes surcharged with
Bolsoael The beet Spring medicine
end tonic is one made of herbs and
roots without alcohol— that wan first
discovered by Dr Pierce years ago-
made of Golden Seal root Mood root
Ac called Dr Pierce’s Golden Medical
Discovery Ingredients on wrapper
It eliminates disease-breeding poisons
from the blood makes the Mood rich
end pure furnishes a foundation tor
sound health
GUMM
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TELLA VITAtt sets dtiMttsaa the taub
ttsfs—tto— pwHKtewaim Itstopewi
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THACHBt MEDICINE CO Chattanooga Toma
"Your fashionable friend aeems to
be threatened with palpitation of the
heart”
“Yea she has Just received a dread-
ful shock” '
“And what happened to fortune’
favorite?”
“She was Bitting In an employment
offlte waiting for a chance to look at
a cook when a haughty dame awept
up and offered her a Job” — Louisville
Courier-Journal
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR
To half plat of water add I os Bay Rum
mall box of Bor bo Compound sad W os od
glyoeriae Apply to the hair twice a weak
until it beoomes tha desired ehada Any drug-
gist oaa put this up or you ean mix it a
home at very little eost It will gradually
darken streaked faded gray hair and re-
moves dandruff It la excellent for falling
k air and will make hank hair (oft and glossy
It will not oolor the eoalp Is not sticky ot
greasy and does not rub off— ’Adv
Hal Hal Hal f
Mrs C Aretull — Be sure you wlpo
your feet off before you' come to
' Mr C Arefull (a Joker) — Wouldn't
It do Just as well to wipe the dirt off
and leave my feet cn?
Hla Dad Knew
Barite— Say pa what 1s
money”?
Hla Dad — All of It la rahdy my son
Earlle— All of It ready?
Hla Dad — Yes ready to get away
“ready
IMITATION IS 8INCEREST FLATTERY
but like counterfeit money the Imita-
tion has not the worth' of the original
Insist on "La Creole” Hair Dressing—
it’a the orlginaL Darkens your hair la
the natural way but contains no dyrn
Price f 100— Adv
When a man helps his wife with the
housework It takes her about twice a
long to 'finish
Millions of particular women now use
and recommend Red Cross Ball Blue All
Adv
After putting on the boxing gloves a
man realises why it is far more bles-
sed to give than to receive
Yoar Local Dedcr
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Wood, W. C. The Ringling News (Ringling, Okla.), Vol. 7, No. 42, Ed. 1 Friday, March 31, 1916, newspaper, March 31, 1916; Ringling, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc1857204/m1/3/?q=mineral+wells: accessed June 3, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.