The Boswell News (Boswell, Oklahoma), Vol. 10, No. 32, Ed. 1 Friday, August 16, 1912 Page: 4 of 8
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The Roswell News
Sparks & Dy Editors
and Proprietors
PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY
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Entered at the postoffice in
Boswell Oklahoma as second
class mail matter
DEMOCRATIC NOMINEES
For State Senator
W C McALISTER
For Representative
T W HUNTER
For Distric Clerk
E Av BURKE
For CtArnty Judge
W T GLENN
For County Treasurer
W LlNTHICUM
For Tfix Assessor-
A R ROLAND
For County Attorney
R K WARREN
For Sheriff'
R M CONNELL
For County Clerk
W J MARSHALL
For Register of Deeds
LEe sTebRs
Superintendent Public Instruc-
tion t T- REED'-
FdiCduntfy Weigher
J A-WILLIAMS
For County Commissioner Dis-
trict No I1
VV- BRYAN
For Constable HunterTdVvnship-
VV T- SANDERS:-
For Repesent'utivc subject to-
action of the Republican party
J G CURD if Hugo
Practical Definitions of
Scientific:’ Socialism’
Uear Ecfftbr—
Having livedifl’ SociMiSt cbfn-
rtranities'for the last tfo years
we claim’ to have1 some knowl-
edge of the “Real tiling’ rotative
to- practical Socialism! BeloO
we give the Real Definitions- of-
Socialism What is’Sodalisn-f?-
Socialisnl'ifc-a political (Sulfthat
teaches its membership' to sell
sbap grease possum hicTes or
anything else to pay tribute so a
ranting granting cuss who
comes ’round onCe a week to
hbodwink the practice that he
preaches — -Takes up a collection
Where did Socialism origin-
ate? In the garden when Mamma
Eve promised Daddy Adam an
apple but handed him a lemon
What is the official organ of
the Socialist party?
The pipe organ the calamity
bowlers of Europe pump the
dope to the Great Eugene from
whence it is dished out to a few
foreign ers who have learned a
little 'English- finally after' get-
ting mixed with their galigy
Americans who pull the hood-
wink close gulp it down get
their breath and yell “Class
Conscious” Say Jeems drive
Out the flies!
Under Socialism who will dig
the coal?
The commoner
Who will be mine Tcws?
The Socialist agitator will be
the boss The Socialist speaker
will be the Banker but tfid com
motr red card member will dean
the sewery the Socialist
speaker will be the merchant
NO REASON fOR IT
You are shown a way out There
can be no reason -why any reader of
this who suffers the tortures of an aching
back the annoyance oj urinary disorders
the pains and dangers of kidey ills who
fail to read the word of a resident of
this locality who has found relief The
following is convincing proof
Mrs Charles Straughn 612 W
Grant St Hugo Okla says: "About
four years ago I suffered a good deal
from badly disordered kidneys aqd I
was subject to rheumatic pains My
fingers arms and limbs pained me se-
1 Vercly and I was also troubled by a dull
I ache in the small of my hack Doan’s
Kideev Pills had been used with good
results in my family and I decided to
try thorp They helped me almost im-
mediately and 1 kept on taking them us-
ing in all four boxes I can say they
have cured me and 1 have not been
bothered since”
For sale by all dealers Price 50cts
Foster-Milburn Co Bufalo New York
sole agonts for the United States
Remember the name — DOAN’S —
and take no other
the common red card member
will still be the farmer the
Socialist agitator will wear the
fine clothes and diamond shirt
stud but the common red card
member will still wear his fifty
cent breeches and five cent
socks Let it soak in Jasper
Under Socialism what will be
the divorce laws?
We will have no divorces
Hiram will stay with Catherine
a while a while with Susie a
while with Adline and Carrie
then move and find a new
affinity It will not be any
body’s business either Golden
Age why delay us?
What is Social Democracy?
A form of government where
cow punchers are university
presidents snipes are engineers
cobblers are supreme judges
Jimmy’s wife is Bobbie’s wife
and the whole push belong to
the State
Under Socialism what will be-
come of the family?
We will have no family Pap
will be a stray we children will
wfll belong to’the Sta’te an d- Mam’
will be common' property of the
Community
What is a reel card member?
One who sits on the bosom of
hispfinsrand cusses the PRES-
ENT SYSTEM while his neigh-
bor is at work
What is an Anarchist?
One who sets off explosives
throws bombs kiMmg the inno-
cent 1
When- ait' °xplosion of Mu's
nature occurs what does The'
Speil To'Treasmg do?
Incomes out with a red hot
double-decked- front page article
titled “KIDNAPPED!”
Then-what does the common
red card meml-erdo? !
He goes down into the bottom-
less pita of bis greasy duckins j
digs up his last dollar sends it
on the first mail to defend the
"INNOCENT ANARCHIST
AGAINST THE CRDELITY OF
THEU S JUDGE” A law-
yer is hired he goeth over and
trietb tv bribe the jury and get-
teth caught Then another of
the high ups taketh a few
thousand of the money extract-
ed from the common red card
member and when he arriveth
R is too late but he find hate
Dew affinity ami basketh in her
suuny smiles- while the dratted
fool who furnished the dough is
fretting away his life for fear
the judge has caught the “Dear
Kumrid” Put on the crupper
What does the letter “S”
stand for?
ScaMowag and Scalp shot and
shell slop and slum shame
sham and Socialism
What do the red card mem-
bers get for the money paid into
the “Locals?”
Fuss fizz funk and feathers
Why is the Socialist party
sometimes called the hard kicic-
or:
It is composed ot the asses
from both old parties
Who is subject to Socialism?
People with abnormal stomachs
chronic bellyacbers
When will Socialism come intoy
power? :
When the laws of nature reverse
Men with monkeys converse
When seven wives with one man
vie
Then Socialism will be nigh
When by evolution’s slow blit
constant smear
We go wild and hair over like
a steer:
When all men can like a Jackass
bray
Then Dear Kumrid will be the
golden day
“Kumrie” W W Lunsford
Wetumka Okla
Forke of Boggy Notes
We have been blessed with a
good rain and crops are looking
fine
The rust is damaging the cot-
ton crops some
Mrs J H Barker arrived home
Tuesday from Caddo where she
has been visiting for some weeks
Some of the boys went fishing
Monday and report plenty of fish
and a good time
Mr Hale and family attended
meeting at Mayhew Tuesday
Mr Jolly ofUby Okla visited
his wife Tuesday who is sick at
her mothers Mrs Porten
Going to meeting Tuesday the
boys and girls walked over part
of the new bridge across boggy
Work on the bridge is progress-
ing nicely We learn that the
bridge is 40 feet high When
this bridge is completed it will
be a great treat to the people of
this section
It will be only a short time
now until corn gathering will be-
gin andcotton pickers will be
busy and the hum of the gin be
heard throughout the land
Call Democratic Convention
A Democratic County Conven-
tion is hereby called to meet at
the Court House itt the' city tof
Hugo Oklahoma on Saturday
August 21th 1912 at 1:30 o’clock
p m fur the purpose of ejecting
seventeen delegates to the Dem-
ocratic State Convention to be
held at Oklahoma City on- Aug
28th 1912
Precinct meetings will lie held
at the usual voting place in each
precinct in Choctaw County on
Wednesday Aug 21st 1912 at
2 o’clock j) m for the purpose
of electing delegates to the Coun
!y Convention Each precinct
will be entitled to the same rep-
resentation as to the convention
in Febuary
All precincts that failed to e-
lect committeemen at the mass
meeting on Artg 6th 1912 are
hereby directed to elect commit-
teemen at the precinct meeti ngs
on Aug 21st
A A McDONALD Chairman
J L DICKSON Secretary
Subscribe for tlie News
Voters of
Township
I
thank you for that vote
I Thank You
I Tliank You
J W BRYAN
County
StiEN
Awnct
EXT K epse of humor
which la the lancet and most
cei tainly 'available means of escape men
physical abpence has Its advantages
EMERGENCY DISHES
When unexpected company arrive
and a meal must be furnished In a
short time It Is well to have for such
occasion a shelf of foods that ran be
quickly prepared One may can at
home chicken or sausages and other
meats which can be quickly reheated
and served
The soups canned and In tablet
form are easily available and a salad
of apples and nuts Is one of the ma-
terials which are usually in the store
rp om
A dessert may be ef cakes or cook-
ies with a dish of preserves or a pud-
ding can be made and steamed In
twenty minutes served with a sauce
made from the Juice of the fruit used
In It For example a most delicious
little steamed pudding steamed In
cups Is made as follows:
Sift & cup of flour with two tea-
spoonfuls of baking powder and a lit-
tle salt mix with rich cream to make
a soft dough drop a little in greased
cups add a tablespoonful of canned
cherries and another spoonful of
dough Steam for fifteen minutes set-
ting the cups Into boiling water and
keeping them closely covered A
sauce made of the cherry juice thick-
ened and a little butter added for rich-
ness is very good or cream is better
Remove the puddings as soon as done
for longer balling makes them soggy
The serving and service of a meal
Is fully as Important as the tood pro-
vided An elaborate meal put on to
the table without rhyme or reason Is
not nearly so pleasing as a simple
meal well served by a calm and bappy
hostess
Cold meats like roast of beef may
be quickly served If one has at band
some of the good sauces to use as a
garnish and seasoning for them
A tomator or two or a can of to-
matoes seasoned with onion pepper
and a little green or canned red pep-
per a bit of parsley made hot with
cayenne and poured over nicely sliced
beef and allowed to simmer with It
gently for fifteen minutes Is a dish fit
to serve before a politician
Piekles peanuts and green peas
served on slices of orange (peel and
all) make a most attractive looking
salad and taste ss well
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BOStt JS:
One Dollar Rescued from
Needless Expenditure
will start'
A BANK' ACCOUNT
The next one deposited
will start it growing
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It is a sure thing if you enjoy vour meals you must
have good clean pure fresh groceries — That is the
only kind we sell There is no article of food that
passes over our counter to you that we would not be
willing to serve on our own table If quality and sen
vice stand for anything we solicit your valuable 'pat
ronage
J R BRYANT
Pifone 1
J Y Greenwood has been on
a business trip in Arkansas the
past week
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Sparks and Day. The Boswell News (Boswell, Oklahoma), Vol. 10, No. 32, Ed. 1 Friday, August 16, 1912, newspaper, August 16, 1912; (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc1857004/m1/4/?q=War+of+the+Rebellion.: accessed July 16, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.