The Maramec News (Maramec, Okla.), Vol. 1, No. 5, Ed. 1 Thursday, April 4, 1912 Page: 3 of 12
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l- 'VOULD TAKE BOOK
TO TELL TROUBLES
CarrtTille Lady Says She Laid
Awake At Night Because
of Her Troubles.
Carrs7ille, Ky.—Mrs. P. E. Cossey,
of this town, says: "I had been af-
flicted for nearly six years with wom-
anly troubles, and would suffer so
much, every month!
It would take a book to tell what
I have suffered In that time.
I got so I could not sleep at night,
from nervousness. I had four differ-
ent doctors to treat me, but they
could not help.
When I took Cardul, it relieved me
at once. I can't praise It enough.
I hardly know how to tell you what
Cardul has done for me. I have tak-
en about seven bottles, and nothing
els* I ever took gave me such relief.
All my friends know how bad
was, and how Cardul has helped me
In many different ways."
Cardul is made from purely vege-
table Ingredients, which act particu-
larly on the delicate womanly system,
building up health and strength where
it it most needed.
During the past 50 years It has
helped thousands or ladles, afflicted
with just such troubles as those from
which Mrs. Cossey suffered.
It is therefore a remedy that you
can feel confidence in. Its merit is
guaranteed by years of success.
Don't experiment Take Cardul.
Begin today.
W. B.—Write tet Ladles' Advisor?
Dept., Chattanooga Medicine Co., Chat-
tanooga, Tena., for Special Instruc-
tions, and M-page booh, "Hone Treat-
ment (or Women," sent In plain wrap-
gar, on request.
His Preference.
A distinguished eye surgeon tells a
good story of his hospital days. Three
other young, newly fledged oculists
and himself were chatting in their
quarters in the hospital when the con-
versation turned, as was natural In
young men, upon the beauty of differ-
ent colors of eyes. One championed
the superior brilliancy and sparkle of
the blue eye; another the depth and
Are of the brown, while the third was
all for the clear, cool light of the
hazel. After they had exhausted their
eloquence, with the usual effect of con
firming themselves in their original
opinions, the fourth young sawbones
suddenly broke in:
"I don't care a hang about your blue
eyes, or your brown eyes, or your gray
eyes! Just give me sore eyes and
plenty of 'em—and I'll be happy!"
AO IT TIMED TO A NICETY
But Limit to Existence of Impecunious
Grandee Was Not 8et by God
of Love.
Representative Henry of Texas,
continuing his campaign against in-
ternational marriages, said at a din-
ner in Washington:
'Old Gobsa Golde's daughter, Lotta
Oolde, the heiress, was courted very
strenuously last month at Monte
Carlo by a Spanish grandee.
"Wherever she went—walking on
the terrace, lunching at Clro's, play
ing in the Casino—the grandee, im
maculate In his Poole clothes, was at
her elbow.
"The man said to her one evening,
between the acts of Dejanire, in the
beautiful Salle Oarnler:
'Mees Golde—Lotta, wizout you I
cannot exist but one fortnight more!'
" 'You can only exist another fort-
night, Don Guzman? uBt tell me,'
cried the beautiful girl—tell me how
you can specify a definite time like
that?'
" 'Helas, Mees Golde,' said the Span-
iard, 'it is not I, it Is my creditors,
who do ze specifying.'H
Troubles Laid to "In-Law."
"The cause of more than half the
family scraps that are scrapped to a
finish," says an exchange, "Is the 'Id
law.' A man or a woman marries
some one absolutely antagonistic to
all the other members of the family
and then, putting this person on a ped
estal, demands that all shall do her
or his will. For the sake of courtesy
often a whole family will yield many
points, and gradually the 'In-law' be-
comes more and more insistent, and
so things drift along, always the one
side giving in, until some straw, some
trifle, will prove the drop too much
and after that the fracas. With the
air cleared, a beginning can be made
over again on a basis of equal rights,
or else all intercourse can cease
Either way much has been gained.
There are a few things that even
young man doesn't know.
When to Call the Doctor.
When to summon the doctor is a
point which has probably puzzled most
people at one time or another, but In
the case of throat and intestinal
troubles there should be no uncertain-
ty, says a medical authority. The doc-
tor should be summoned at once, for
the sore throat may be diphtheria, and
the intestinal symptoms may mean
peritonitis, appendicitis or any one of
a dozen complications of serious char-
acter. Valuable time and the golden
opportunity may be wasted by wait-
ing for symptoms that are severe
enough to justify calling the doctor.
An Objection.
"He gave you some sound advice."
"That's what he did. I would have
liked it better without so much
sound."
Many a brave man has lost his
nerve in a dentist's chair.
The woman who shows her teeth
and smiles is reasonably sure to at-
tain her object much quicker than the
one who shows her teeth and growls.
The Paxton Toilet Co. of Boston,
Mass., will send a large trial box of
Paxtlne Antiseptic, a delightful cleans-
ing and germicidal toilet preparation,
to any woman, free, upon request
There are two things calculated to
make a man's head swim—a merry-
go-round and a merry widow.
All In the 8ame Boat.
My aunt has a beautiful parrot
which, like many others of its species,
Is addicted to profanity. To break
the bird of this habit, my aunt would
"duck" him in water every time he
would swear. On an April day he had
been profuse in profanity, and had re-
ceived the accustomed ducking. Now,
it happened that a brood of newly
hatched chickens had been drenched
in a shower of rain and auntie
brought them into the house and
placed them in the kitchen to dry, be-
neath the parrot, who was drying his
feathers. He seemed much Interested
and gazed Intently at the little chicks
for some time, and then exclaimed:
'D n'd little fools; been swear-
ing, too."
Cursory.
A huntsman called on Hodge to set-
tle for damage done by a run to
hounds, and found only Mrs. Hodge at
home.
"Has your husband," he Inquired,
'made an examination yet?"
"That he have, sir," replied Mrs.
Hodge, with a courtesy.
•Rather a cursory examination, I
suspect."
"Oh, dreadful, sir! Such langwidge
I never heerd—never!" And the good
woman held up her hands at the bare
recollection.—Judge.
Ifra. Wtnslow's Soothing Syrup for ChlldrSs
teething, softens the gums, reduces
ttm, allays pain, cures wind colic. 36c a bottla
And most of our troubles are magni-
fied at short range.
LEWIS' Single Binder straight 5c cigar.
You pay 10c for cigars not so good.
Build Up
The System
Is the stomach
weak?
Are the bowels
clogged ?
Is the blood
impoverished ?
THY
THE
BITTERS.
Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters
will tone, strengthen and invig-
orate the entire aystem and
make you well again.
An old toper is satisfied if he can
keep his head above water.
W. N. U., Oklahoma City, No. 14-1912.
A Perfect Imitation of Oak for Floors
and Interior Finish
Made of materials as durable asiron and put up in rolls at
a moderate price.
GAL-VA-NITE FLOORING
Takes the place of unsanitary caipets— makes
housework a pleasure. May be used around the
edge of large rugs and for wainscoting.
Durable* Sanitary, Inexpensive
Put up in rolls 38 inches wide—sold by the yard.
Ask your deader for GaUva-nite Flooring or send
for samples and Illustrated Booklet.
FORD MANUFACTURING CO.
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Gallant Blind Man.
"Ah, you're a pretty lady."
"What's that? I thought you were
blind."
"In a sense only. I never see the
ugly women."—Journal Amusant.
Reduce The Feed Bill—Improve The Animals
and"®*Oat grow better tleece.T'Kens l y more egfr., n. ftll .. well mm
rid Hog8 take on more flesh and fat, and develop mure rapidly and keep la
-torses and Mules do more work; Cows give more and better Milk and Butter;
ep and —
etter health an«?fondltlon when fed on
Cottonseed Meal and Cottonseed Hulls
For Breeding or Nursing Stock, Hares. Cows, Sows or Ewes, it la especially
valuable. Much better than Hay, far cheaper than Corn.
Write for free Booklet containing much valuable information to Feeders and Stock
Kaisers to
THE BUREAU OF PUBLICITY
Interstate Cottonseed Crushsrs Association
806 Main Street, Dallas, Texas
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
Youc__
icy. III.
Facetious Operator.
"I say, mister," said the cadaverous
man, entering the telegraph office,
"could you trust me for a telegram 1
want to send my wife? I pay you
tomorrow."
"Sorry, sir." said the operator, "but
we are terribly rushed these days and
there isn't a tick In the office that
Isn't working overtime as it is."—Har-
per's Weekly.
For people to live happily together
the real secret Is that they should not
live too much together.—Sir Arthur
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The Carbolic Acid helps to prevent Infection: the
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"Vaseline."
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