The Claremore Messenger. (Claremore, Indian Terr.), Vol. 13, No. 36, Ed. 1 Friday, August 30, 1907 Page: 3 of 8
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ArrilCTKD ONtV At TtMCt.
Wrmitlini H•«#!• §.
Ilk
When t'spt itaMomb had loft his
•M frt«ad. ('apt. Burners, and lb*
school tearher ■litlns on IIm south
pu «l, and had disappeared duan lb a
road. I ha young vutaaa spoke ol hlu
•lib aema • urlually
"I understand from Mr* R a womb
thai bar husband waa vary d««f, al
noel aloaadaaf.' aba told me. I'm
mm," aald Iba school teacher "Hut
ha maud lo bear all wa aald wllb
perfect aaaa."
fapt. Honiara leaned toward bar
aad a puke In « low, raulloua ton*, al
Iboaib Ihore was nu eavesdropper lo
haar blm.
"Don't lot Mia' llaaeomb know II."
ha aald. hurriedly, "Ila doaa seem
lo baar pretty wall whan aha ain't
round, but anna of ua folk a aver let
an lo her. Hha'a a good woman aa
arar lived, but a moat tremendous
boaaar and an avarlaalln' talker. An'
wa all think that tlersh Itascnmb be-
lt un to realise ten years a«o that if
ha didn't want lo be harrlad rlithl off n
lha fare o' the aarih, the thlnit for
him to do waa to grow deef. gradual,
but aloady—an' ha'a dona It, to all
Intents an' purpoaea, ma'am!" —
Youib'a Companion.
LIFT IT TO THI OLD HCN9.
Ra-
Amataur Fancier Thought Hia
apenalblllty Had Kndad.
An Indiana man talla or lha efforts
of an author belonging to lh> lloosler
school of historical novellata to put
In hia lelaura tlmo aa a "hen farm-
ar" In that atate. Tba literary par-
aon'a v en lure afforded bis agiicultural
neighbor* no end of amusement.
During tha flrat year the amaiepr
farmnr discovered that all his littla
chickens, which were confined In
coopa, were languishing at the point
of death. The novelist went over hia
"hen literature" to locate the cause of
the trouble, but to no avail.
> Finally he called upon an old chap
named Kuwllns, to whom he put lha
question:
"What do you suppose Is the mat*
• ter with those chickens?"
"Well, 1 dunno," said Rawlins.
"What do you feed "em?"
"Feed them!" exclaimed the novel-
ist farmer. "Why, 1 don't feed them
anything!"
"Then, how'd you suppose thoy
was a goln' to live?"
"I presumed," replied the literary
peraon, "that the old hens Had milk
enough for them now."—Llpplncott's
Magazine.
Fresh Fuel.
The scrap between the married cou-
ple had died down to a few listless
muttering, and the canary bird In the
cage was beginning to think about
singing again, when she remarked, as
a sort of afterthought:
"At any rate, everybody In my fam-
ily thinks I am very Intelligent."
"Yes, by the side of them you are,"
be replied with a bitter snort.
After this the scrap was renewed
jubilantly.
A Country Marvel.
The little fresh air boy was com-
fortably quartered in a farm house
near the salt water for his summer'i
outing. The tirBt day he strolled down
the road to the marshes and he stared
in astonishment at the cat-tails grow-
ing there. Then turning around to a
native of the place who was accom
panying him he said: "Gosh; I didn't
kaow that sausages grow on stftks."
IN THE HOUSEHOLD
VANIOUt MATTER! OF OCNBNAt
INTKNBIT.
•pacta) Caelum* far Wear in Kitchen
ar While at Oeneral Werk—Freper
War •• CXM Mattinf—Fer
lha Invalid.
The hiiuaaworker'e costume la a w
•a established thing All careful worn-
aa keep special guwna ol washable
cotton 10 wear In lha kitchen or at
their housework. Nothing is smarter
than a plain striped or checked calico
or gingham, made with a short skirt
and simple blouse attached lo tba
skirt band with large iiearl buttons
The sleeves are short and not too full,
with cuffs that do not gel In the way.
A simple band Is best, and the collar
Is or the comfortable kind -a Dutch
nock or a Paler I'an for hot weather.
The buttons hold waist aud skirl neat-
ly together, and make the garment
one to gel into quickly. For such
work as frying or mixing dough, a
large, capacious, but not too full,
apron is worn. The old way of wear-
ing out old clothe* and semi soiled
bwOMt in the kltchrn Is gonu. One
cannot wear old clothes al all these
days, but must give theui away. The
gain la perceptible to the receivers, for
these rejected garments do not get
much worn before they are out of
date, aud. after all. the family labora-
tory. where the family food Is pro-
pared, Is no place for worn Unary or
soiled, unsuitable clothing. Ho the
gain Is In neatness and sweetness, and
the greater joy of the rest of the
household.
To clean matting, aweep li thorough-
ly IIrat with a stiff broom, following
carefully tha grain of the straw, heat
up a soft broom In warm water and
brush across the grain. Finally waah
the malting off with warm water, in
which a handful of salt has been dis-
solved. If light In color borax will
aid in brightening and preaervlng the
hhade.
For an Invalid with literary or ar-
tistic taste nothing could bo more
entertaining that to provide mcana
of extra-Illustrating some favorite
book. A pile of miscellaneous maga-
zine* containing art or scenery arti-
cles illustrated with cuta and photo-
graphs, a pair of scissors and a roll
of narrow gum tissue paper will prove
mine of Interest. An artlclo on
Cornwall will add realistic views to
'borna Doone," or "Armorel of Lyon-
esse," while historical portraits can
easily be found for Scott's novels, or
modern medieval romances. When
chimin to be fastened in the book, a
thin atrip of the gummed paper will
hold It in place. A dollar's worth of
penny .reproductions of famous pic-
tures I* a good prescription for in-
creasing the patient's Interest in life.
TIN VIAN! OF FAIN.
Unable ta Oa Ivan Housework Be-
aauaa ot KMnsy Troubles.
Mrs Margaret Kmmcrlch. of Clin
Ion it., Napoleon. O, says: "For
flfleeo yeara I was a great sufferer
from kidney trou
hies My bark pained
Bia terribly. Kverr
turn or move caused
abarp, ahooliag
pains My eyesight
waa poor, dark spots
appeared before me,
and I bad dissy
spells, For ten years
I could nnt do housework, and for two
yeara dla not gel out of tha house,
Tba kidney secretion* were Irregular,
and dnctora were not helping me
Doan's Kidney Fills brought me quick
relief, and Anally cured ma. They
aaved my life."
Sold by all dealers. CO cents a bog.
Foster Milburn Co., Iluffalo. V V.
He Waa Nat ta llama.
Utile llartholomew's mother over-
heard hltu swearing like a mule
driver, says the Cleveland leader. He
dlaplayej it fluency that OWWbdlmad
her. Hhe took blm to task, explaining
tha wickedness of profanity as welt
aa Ila vulgarity. Hhe asked him altera
had learned all those dreadful
wnrda. Ilartholomew announced that
Cavert, one of his playiriltes, had
taught him. Cavert'a mother waa
alralghtway Informed and Cavert was
brought to book. Ho vigorously de-
nied having Inalructed Ilartholomew,
and neither threats nor tears could
make his confess. At last he burst
out: "I didn't tell Ilartholomew any
cuss words. Why should I know how
to cuss any better than he does?
Ilaan't his father got an automobile,
too?"
The Manchester canal waa built at
a cost of 175,000,000 to reduce freight
ratea for a distance of 35 miles, and.
while it did not prove a good Inter-
eat bearing Investment on such a
large expenditure, Its indirect and
more permanent benefits arc said to
have warranted It.
Germany hna :i,000 miles of canal,
carefully maintained, besides 7.000
mllea of other waterway. France,
with an area less than we would eon
alder a large atate, has :!,( 00 miles of
canal; and In the northern part,
where the canals are numi numerous,
the rnllwuys are more prosperous.
England, Germany, France, Holland
and llelglum are all contemplating
further extension and Improvement of
their canal systems.—Century Maga-
zine.
Left Army for Pork Trade.
Aladar Stolincki, an aristocratic
lieutenant of a Hungarian hussar reg-
iment, has resigned his commission to
become an apprentice to a pork butch-
er In Budapest. He spys he can not
live on his pay—$400 a year—and that
he considers a man of intelligence and
energy can do well in the pork trade.
It is worth while to do even the
smallest kindness as we go along the
way. Nothing is lost. No dewdrop
perishes, but, sinking into the flower,
makes It sweeter.—Richer.
FOOD
FACTS
Grape-Nuts
FOOD
A Body Balance
People hesitate at the statement that
the famous food, Grape-Nuts, yields as
moch nourishment from one pound as
can be absorbed by the system from
ten pounds of meat, bread, wheat or
oats. Ten pounds of meat might con-
tain more nourishment than one pound
of Grape-Nuts, but not In shape that
the system will absorb aa large a pro-
portion of, as the body can take up
from one pound of Grape-Nuts.
This food containa the aelected parts
of wheat and barley which are pre-
pared and by natural means predl
ceated, transformed Into a form of
sugar, ready for immediate aaalmlla-
tkm. People in all parte of tba world
testify to the value of Grape-Nats.
A Mo. man says: "I have gained tea
pounds on Grape-Nuts food. I cai
truly recoa ead it to thlj people.'
He bad beaa eating meat, bread, etc.
right atone, bat there waa ao tea
pounds of added leab until Grape-Nuts
food waa ased.
One curious feature regarding true"
health food la that ite ma will reduce
the weight of a corpulent person with
aa heal thy flesh, and will add to the
weight of a thin person not properly
nourished. There Is ahundaace of
evidence to prove this.
Orape-Nats balances the body in a
condition of tnie health. Scientific se-
lection of food elements makes Grape-
Nate good aad valuable. Ite delldoaa
flavor aad powerful nourishing prop-
erties hare made friends that la
i Grape-Nuts famoas. •
•a WaOvUto." ia pkga.
Chicken Haah.
Chop cold chicken, roast or broiled,
and moisten with a little gravy or hot
cream; season with a little salt and
pepper. Cut up two green peppers,
and take out all the seeds and chop
very line. Put all together In a sauce-
pan, and Kently simmer till the pep-
pers are cooked, adding more gravy
or cream if the hash becomes dry.
Have ready a large cup of hot mashed
potato; put the chicken on a hot plat-
ter. and the potato evenly In a border
around the edge, and bits of parsley
outside. Those who do not care for
l>eppers can omit them, and when the
dish is ready the potato can be
uprlnkled with chopped parsley.—Har-
per's Bazar.
Good Vegetable 8oup.
In these warm days, when meat
slock Is difficult to keep, the house-
wife will find the soups made of vege-
tables and cream an agreeable sub-
stitute. A cup and a half full of al-
most any kind of vegetables left over
from dinner of the day before, if rub-
bed through a sieve' and smoothly
mixed with a pint and a half of thin
cream sauce In which it is allowed
to simmer for three or four minutes,
will make a delicate and nutritious
portion for six people.
Architects and Closets.
An architect, says a writer, com-
plains that women have a mania for
cloaets and that when a woman is al-
lowed any liberty in the matter she
changes his whole architectural plan
in order to make room for them. This,
be says, makes him a. laughing stock
among his fellow architects. This is
very Interesting, but why do architects
make plans if not to make every effort
themselves to secure conveniences? A
house may be architecturally perfect
and yet not fit to live in. unil It certain-
ly Is not if there is not oloset room
enough.
Tomato 8auce for Flah.
Stew half the contents of a can of
tomatoes with a half of an onion,
sliced thin, three peppercorns and a
bay lear. Rub through a strains.
Then cook one tablespoonful of butter
with a heaping tablespoonful of flour
in a small saucepan until well blend-
ed; then add the strained tomato, lit-
tle by little. .Season with salt and
pepper and pour over the flsh. This Is
particularly good when served with
codfish balls.
Late Already.
Five minutes after the, tardy gong
had struck, the principal of the school
was walking through the lower hall
when he saw a pudgy little fellow
scampering toward the first grada
room as fast as his fat legs could
carry him. "See here, young man, I
want to talk to you," called the prin-
cipal to the late comer. "I hain't got
time to talk to you; I'm late already,"
replied the breathless beginner as the
door of his classroom closed.—The
Circle.
Bean Roll.
Cook lima beans in boiling water
until tender. Press through a sieve
and add salt, pepper and a tablespoon-
ful of butter to each pint of pulp.
Stir in two eggs well beaten, and suf-
ficient bread crumbs to make the
mixture thick enough to roll, wrap in
buttered paper and at serving time
bake 20 minutes In a quick oven.
Serve plain or with tomato sauce.
« Her Secret Sorrow.
"That woman over there has some
hidden sorrow," declared the sym-
pathetic one, as she came in and took
her seat at a table not far away. "I
have often noticed her. See. Her
companion orders everything she
could possibly want, and yet she sits
there silent with a face like a mask.
I am awfully sorry for her."
"Don't you worry." advised her pes-
simistic friend. "That's her husband
with her. She's bored, that's all."
Pronounce These Rapidly.
The vicar of Dwygyfylchl-cum-Pen-
maenmaur told the royal commission
of the church in Wales recently that
he had been at Plstylecum-Carnguwch,
Llangefui-cum-Tregaian, Llandyfuan-
cum-Llanfair and Arleechwedd.
WHAT'S THE USE?
CAMI MITTV FABT FOB FAT.
At That. Ha Had Had Only what tha
Oaatar Ordered.
A Philadelphia physician saya ibat
aol long a«o ha waa railed to e*e an
Irishman, and among other direction*
loid hlin in lake aa nuuee of whisky
three time* a day. A day or ao later
be made another vian and found the
man. wblla not ao alrk, undeniably
drunk.
"How did lhia happen*" the phyal-
clan demanded of Pat * wife, abo waa
hovering about aallvttou.iv.
"Hum, dochter. an ti* ju t what
you ordered, an' ho more, thai be
bad," she protested
"I aald one ounce of ahlakv three
lime* a day; thai could not make him
drunk," the physician said, lie ha*
had much more than tlmi"
"Dlvll a drop more, dochler, dear,"
she declared "Buie an' ul didn't
know just how much an ounce wa* so
ol wlnt lo the drug store an asked,
an' the lad -he* a broth of a boy.
loo—told me that an ounce waa Id
drama and Pat has luol thlin regular,
an' no more!"—Harper * Weekly.
IAIV TOHTUHED BY ITCHING.
Rash Covered Faea and Feet—Would
Cry Until Tired 0*t—Speedy
Cure by Cuticura.
"My hahy was about nine month*
old when she had rash on her face and
feet. Her feet seemed to Irritate her
moat, especially nights. They would
cause her lo be broken in her rest, and
sometimes she would cry until she was
tired out. I had heard of so many
curea by the Cuticura Itcmedlea that
I thought I would give them a trial.
Tha Improvement wu* noticeable In a
few hours, and before I had used one
box of the Cuticura Ointment her feet
were well and have never troubled her
since. I also used It to remove what
Is known as 'cradle cap' from her
head, and it worked like Jcharm. as It
eleansed and healed the acalp at the
same time. Mrs. Hnttle Currier,
Thomaston, Me.. June 8. 1906."
Rule of Cornish Chapsls.
In Cornish (Kng.i chapels the In
variable rule Is for the men to *lt
on oue sldo of the building and the
women on the other.
A visitor and his flancee, who are
staying in the district, went to chapel,
and Just before the service began the
young man was greatly astonished
when the chapel steward, observing
that the couplo were seated In the
same pew, came over to him and. In
an audible voice, said: "Come on out.
of that, me son: we don't 'ave no
swcetheartln' ere."
Laundry work at home would be
much more satisfactory if the right
Starch were used, in order to get the
desired stiffness, it is usually neces-
sary to use so much starch that the
beauty and fineness ot the fabric is
hidden behind a paste of varying
thickness, which not only destroys the
appearance, but also affects the wear-
ing quality of the goods. Tills trou-
ble can be entirely overcome by using
Defiance Starch, as It can be applied
much more thinly becuuse of its great-
er strength thau other makes.
Punishment by Inches.
A Bergen (Genesee county) justice
of the peace has adopted an original
scheme for*the dispensation of justice.
Henry Meyer. 27 years old and seven
feet two Inches tall, was a prisoner In
his court for stealing four bags of
oats. He was sentenced to 90 days In
jail, one day for each Inch of stature
and one for each bag.—Nunda (N. Y.)
News.
The Entire Family.
Grand Pop used It for Rheumatism.
Dad for Cuts, Sprains and Bruises.
Mamy for Burns, Scalds and Aches.
Sis for Catarrh and Chillblalnes. I use
it for everything, and It never disap-
points any of us. It surely yanks any
old pain out by the roots.
Hunt's Lightning Oil is what I am
telling you about.
A Big User.
Mr* Mylea—I h the 31 year old
aon of a l-ondoa dry Hoods man Is a
bankrupt, having manage.) to gel rid
of 13.100 000 altice ha tame of age
Mr* Btylaa—Ob, wall, boys will be
1 boys?
| Mr* Mylra-Wrll. tbl* look* aa If
a hov bad an ambition to ba a
bridge wblal player,
Wa Reiterate.
That for mora than fifteen yaara
Hunt's Cure ha* bean working on ilia
afflicted Ila mission I* to cure ■kin
trouble*, particularly tho*e of an Itch-
ing character It* *ucce«* I* not on
aecounl of advertising but b«r«u*e It
auroly doe* the work One but la
guaranteed in cure any case.
Tha Reason Why.
"How did you come here"" *ald one
Mexican bull to an old acquaintance,
as ihcy met in the arena
"How?" replied the other, with a
glance around "I may ta> I waa
ropad In "
Old Ball Btlll Telia Curfew.
In the belfry of the old parish
church at liury. Knglaml. the curfew
that tolled Ihe knell tif the parting day
300 year* ago I* still In place, and la
rung every nlghl al aunset.
Only love can keep out bltternaaa;
love I* stronger than the world'a un
klndnee* —George Eliot.
STOP WOMAN
ANO CONSIDER
First, that almuat every operation
In our hospital*, performed upou
women. t#wiii e* uet-«a ary because
of neglect of such' symptom* as
Haebacbe, Irregularities, III■.place-
men I*. Pain In the Hide, Dragging
Mentations, Piuineaa aad Hlaapless-
Meennd, that f.ydla B. Ptnkhain'a
Vegetable Compound, made from
■ailve roots ami hrrbe, baa cured
more case* of female Ilia than any
other one medicine known. It reg-
ulate* strengthen* and reatores women's health and I* Invaluable In
preparing women for child-birth and duriuy the period of t'hanfa
Third, the great volume of unsolicited and grateful teotimoniala oa
flle al Ihe Pinkbam laboratory at Lynn. Ma«* many of which are from
time to time licing puhlikhed b.v *pe«ial nermi* lon, give absolute evi-
dence of the value of Lydla H. I'iukhaiu s Vegetable< oiupound aud Mra.
Pinkhams advice.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
F>>r mora than !in years has Wen curing Female Complaint*, such as
Dragging Heu*alb>iis, Weak Hack, Falling and HUplaoetuenu, in-
flammation and IMceratlon, and Orgaulo Diseases, aud it dl*solvea
and capela Tmuor* al ao aarly stage.
Mrs. Pinkham's Standing: Invitation to Women
Women suffering from any form of female weakness nr« Invited to
write Mr*. I'iukhaiu. I.vnn. Ma«a. formlviue. KbeUthc Mr*. I'iiikhum who
baa la-en ndvlwlug hick women free of charge for mora than twenty
'ear*, and la-fore that abc aaoiktcd her mother-in-law, L.vdia K. I'ink-
tain In ml vining. Thus she la especially well quail lied to gulda sick
wouicu back to lioalth, Wrlta Way, don't wait uuill t*« Into.
Why
Take
Calomel
For a Torpid Liver, when all disraiien c oi«-,| by
adisordernlor laty Liver. *uchaaCon*tlpali n,
Hiluiusnt-ia, Sour Stomai'h, H.-li Ininj, t oio-,
Diztinewt, Headache, (ilull*. Malaria. IndigeM-
ion. Kidnnv |liwa>e. Uw ul Appetite, l-evei.
and Impuritie-i of the Bood, c.iu be cured by
UkMlg
DR. MOZLKY'S
LEMON ELIXIR
a purr, safe und sure Vegetable Compound. It
will give life and vitality Kiyour Lit i-r. put your
dlgeMiveorKans lo work: inc re.i-"- your api<eiiia
and tone you up generally Sold by all drug-
gist* for year*. 50c and )i 00 bottles.
A Prominent Minister Writes:
"Afl#r len y. arsiif «r««l -.itlei in« fr..in Indlj.Mimi
or dyspi-nti* with tr 41 u. rvnii. i>rn«ir*Oi>n dint bill.
ou.iich, diiorduml kidn«v>anil i:on iii«iicin i lute
l>ei-ii riifeit by fiiui tioolea ut yum Louiuu tliilr jii.I
am now ti well 11141 "
KtV. C. C. DAVIS. Kid. M P. rimrrh. Smith
No. j8 I1U11.1II bt„ A1I411U. 1,1.
Write for free sample.
"One Dose Convinces"
MOZLF.Y LEMON ELIXIR CO.. Atlanta, 1
Never Touched Him.
"I have brought back the lawn
mower I bought of yoti last week."
said the man with the side whiskers.
"You said you would return my money
If it wasn't satisfactory."
"Yes, that's what I said," replied the
dealer, "but I assure you the money
was perfectly satisfactory in every
respect."
METALLIC
CARTRIDGES
Users of U. M. C. Am-
munition are often called
"cranks" because they
know what they want
and insist on It. If you
Insist you can have sure-
fire. reliable, hard-hitting
cartridges—U. M. C.
Gam* Lawa frea
the union metallic
Cartridge company,
• KIDQCPOHT. CONN.
AgUCf, 313 Broadway,
New Totk City.
Sala Oflce, Ban FitaclKe, Celt
Wintersmiths
QiillTonic
chills fever
Grandmother's Ginger Bread.
One large cup mojasses (N. O. is
the best), two heaping teaspoonfuls
soda, beat well together, for here lies
the whole secret; then add two tea-
spoonfuls ginger, one-half teaspoonful
aalt, one cup water, beat all together,
then stir In your flour, enough to make
a not too stiff dough; beat well and
laat add one-half cup of melted butter
or lard; atlr again.
Inexpenaive Beef Leaf.
To one pound of Bnely chopped lean
beef add one enp bread crumbs,
afeeaed out of cold water, and one
egg, wall beaten. Seaaoo with one
teaspoon salt, one eighth teaspoon
pepper, aad mix together well. Place
In bread pan, lay over top about fonr
slices bacon, pour on one cup boiling
water and bake one hour. Serve hot
or cold.
•mnmer Dreaaing.
Steam or soak dry bread nntil soft.
Beat in three eggs, salt, and seaaon
with sage or any favorite seasoning.
Let stand a abort time, then beat
igAla and fry in hot butter, a spoonful
at a time like potato cakes. Place
around the fowl or roast, as It maker
a pretty garnish aad Is like bakef
To Pour in Coffee When It Acts as a
Vicious Enemy.
Pasters have gone without food for
many days at a time but no one can go
without sleep. "For a long time I have
not been sleeping well, often lying
awake for two or three hours during
the night but now I sleep sound every
night and wake up refreshed and vig-
orous," says a Calif, t^oman.
"Do you know, why? It's because I
used to drink coffee but I finally cut it
out and began using Postum. Twice
since then I have drank coffee and
both times I passed a sleepless night,
ahd ao I am Anibly convinced coffee
caused the trouble and Postum re-
moved It.
"My brother waa In the habit of
drinking coffee three tlmea a day. He
waa troubled with sour stomach and I
would often notice him getting aoda
from tha can to relieve the distress In
hia stomach; lately hardly a day
paaaed without a dose of soda for re
UaT.
"Finally he tried a cup of Postum
and liked it ao well he gave up coffee
aad since then has . been drinking
Poatum ia IU place and aays be has
not once been troubled with sour atom
ach."
Even after this lady's experience
with coffee her brother did not suspect
for a time that coffee was causing his
aonr stomach, but eaally proved it.
Coffee la not suspected in thousands
of caaea lust like this but It's easily
proved. A ten day's trial worka woo-
"Tbere's a Reaann."
Band Oa famous little book. "Tba
~ to Wallville," In pkga.
Foreign Waterways.
Since we began the neglect, and
abandonment of canals, France has
quadrupled her waterways. Accord-
ing to figures furnished by commer-
cial associations, the British isles
have 8,000 miles of canal and it does
not all antedate the railroad.
Yes, Yes.
"I suppose," said Mrs. Tartlelgh,
"when you die you expect to meet all
your husbands?"
"You are very rude," retorted Mrs.
Muchwedde. "When I die I expect to-
go to heaven."—Young's Magazine.
Actual Facts.
For upwards of fifteen years Hunt's
Cure has been sold under a strict guar-
antee to cure any form of itching skin
troubles known. So matter the name
—less than one per cent, of the pur-
chasers have requested their money
back. Why? It simply does the work.
Not His Element.
"And If I give you money," said the
philanthropist, "will you promise to
go and take a bath?"
Redface Leary drew himself up to
his full height.
"A bath? And is It a mermaid yon
take me tor?" he cried bitterly.
Used Ink for Bluing.
"One can never be too careful about
apparently harmless articles setting
about the house," said a housewife the
other day. "Not long ago my husband
brought home one of those big tall bot-
tles of ink from the office. It had got
to be such a nuisance buying one of
the 6mall flve-cent bottles every time
we ran out of ink. that he said he
would bring home a supply.
"About a week after that I got a
new maid, and when she did the wash-
ing she took the big bottle of ink for
bluing. Of course every stitch of our
white clothes in the washing was
ruined."
The Three Milkmen.
A man in a small western town
bought a quart of milk and on arriv-
ing home found it was adulterated
with water. The next day he posted
bills in different sections of the town
reading:
"I bought a quart of milk yesterday
which I found to be adulterated. If
the scoundrel will bring me another
quart I'll not denounce him."
The next day he found three quart
cans on his doorstep. There were
three dairymen in the town.—Judge's
Library.
VE1.I.OW CLOTHES ARE UNSIGHTLY.
Keep them white with R«I Croup Ball Blue.
All grocers sell large 1 oz. package, 5 cent*.
BAD BLOOD
THE SOURCE OF. ALL DISEASE
Every part of the body 19 dependent on the blood for nourishment anil
strength. When this life stream is flowing thraugh the system in a state of
purity and richness we are assured of perfect and uninterrupted health ;
because pure blood is nature's safe-guard afjaurst disease. When, however,
the body 13 fed on weak, impure or polluted blood, the system is deprived of
i'.s strength, disease germs collect, and the trouble is manifested in various
ways. Pustular eruptions, pimples, rashes and the different ski it affections
show that the blood is in a feverish and diseased conanion as a result of too
lifttch acid or titerpresence of some irritating humor. Sores and Ulccrs are
the result of morbid, unhealthy matter in the blood, and Rheumatism, Ca-
tarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison, etc., are all deep-seated blood
disorders that will continue to grow worse as long as the poison remains.
These impurities and poisons find their way into the blood in various ways.
Often a sluggish, inactive cftndition of the system, and torpid state of the
avenues of bodily wasto, leaves the refuse and waste matters to sour and
form uric and other acids, which are taken up by the blood and distributed
throughout the circulation. Coming in contact with contagious diseases is
another cause for the poisoning of tile blood; we also breathe the germs and
microbes of Malaria into our lungs, and when these get into the blood in
sufficient quantity it becomes a carrier of disease instead of health. Some
are so unfortunate as to inherit bad blood, perhaps the dregs of some old
constitutional disease of ancestors is handed down to them and they are
constantly annoyed and troubled with it. Bad blood is the source of all dis-
ease, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and purified the body is sure to.
suffer in some way. For blood troubles of any character S. S. S. is the best
remedy ever discovered. It goes down into the circulation and removes any
and all poisons, supplies the healthful properties it needs, and completely
and permanently cures blood diseases of
every kind. The action of S. S. S. is so
thorough that hereditary taints are removed
and weak, diseased blood made strong and
healthy so that disease cannot remain. It
cures Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Sores
and Ulcers, Skin Diseases, Contagious
Blood Poison, etc., and does not leave the
slightest trace of the trouble for future outbreaks. The whole volume of
blood is renewed and cleansed after a course of S. S. S. It is also nature's
greatest tonic, made entirely of roots, herbs and barks, and is absolutely
harmless to any part of the system. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class
drug Stores, Book on the blood and any medical advice free to all who write.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COATLANTA, GA.
S.S.S.
PURELY VEGETABLE
Don't Take Any Chances
Go Where Living is a Pleasure, Labor is Light
and a Good Income Assured.
Buy • Truck Farm on the Famous Simmons Ranch, from 10 to 640 Acres and
Two Town Lots for $210.
Observe the face of the wife to know
the husband's character.—Spanish.
Nothing can bring yon peace but
yourself; nothing can bring you peace
but the triumph of principles — R. W.
Emcraoj.
My way Is to go straight forward
and aim at what Is right—Bishop Aa-
bury.
Lewia' Single Binder ttraight 5c ciyar.
Made of extra quality tobacco. Your
dealer or Leaia' Factor)', Peoria, 111.
The virtue of a man Is measured
by his every-day conduct.—Pascal.
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aU«ffi|ata.caiM
r, tofuu Ik* pTin'nJwrci
wJS Te~-"
M,. T. J. narrow, Ttan . T,„... T™' F*b*' 1S'
Dear Sir:-Yours of even date received, and in reply will sav that I have
iust returned from a trip to San Antonio, and the Dr. Simmons ranch, where
I spent four days riding over the property, and I must say that Dr. Sim-
mons in his prospectus has not misrepresented or overdrawn anything. 1 not
bceii told cverj g a* 8°°^ as represented, but really the half has not
• i.The ""'road question is no longer an uncertainty, and the land is as
run rs can be found in the Btate. I have investigated every phaae of the
r<iinmons proposition, and I am willing to say that his proposition is per-
fectly fair, honorable and legal, and the property is now worth more than
the price asked for it, but in not more than two years oannot be bought for
lour times the price he offers to take.
W ith regards, I beg to remain.
Yours very truly,
T .. . , J. S. CHRISTIAN. M. D.
be g ne* before it is too late. Land is selling fast and will soon
Write toiay for literature fally describing the ranch aad pictures showing views 0* mm
DR. CHA8. F. SIMMON8,
215 Alamo Plaza, SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS.
Let thy discontents be thy secrets.
—Franklin.
Give Defiance Starch a fair trial-
try it for both hot and cold starching,
and if you don't think you do better
work, in less time and at smaller cost,
return It and your grocer will give you
back your money.
1 ELEGTMTTKS |
W. N. U„ MUSKOGEE. NO. 34. 1M7.
You Look Prematurely Old
' HAW ftUTOKia. PRICE, MAO,
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