The Aline Chronoscope. (Aline, Okla.), Vol. 11, No. 36, Ed. 1 Friday, September 29, 1911 Page: 3 of 8
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SHE GOT
WHAT SHE
WANTED
This Woman Had to Insist
Strongly but It Paid
Chicago ITL— " I suffered from a fa
male weakness and stomach trouble
and I went to tba
atore to get a bottle
of Lydia E l ink
barn’s Vegetable
Compound but the
clerk did not want
to lot rue have It—
bo said It was no
good and wanted me
to try something
cite but knowing
all about it 1 In-
sisted and finally
i — But jt an(l I o
glad 1 did for it has cured me
"I know of so many cases where wo-
men have been cured ly Lydia 11 1‘inlr-
barn’s Vegetable Compotuid that I can
say to every suffering woman If that
medicine docs not help her there is
nothing that wilL”— lira jAXtxziii
2 -KJ3 Arch Chicago 11L
This is the sjro of substitution and
women who want a cure should insist
upon Lydia E I’inhham’s Vegetablo
Compound Just as this woman did and
not accept sonietliingelse on which the
druggist can make u little more protit
Women who aro passing through tills
critical period or who are Buffering
from any of those distressing ills po
culiar to their sex should not lose sight
of the fart that for thirty years Lydia
K rinkham's Vegetable "Compound
which is made from roots and herbs
Vu been t!'© standard remedy for fe
I rale ills In almost every community
- restored tolh y LrdiJ Jl 1££ I i °'l!y “ p°°r'
Lam's Vegetablo Compound rr do’ "n'waJr- eo the oflleer de-
- I tided to shoot liiin and bo on the safe
DOG scar:
Women Obtains the Assistance of
Policeman to Rescue Her
Little Toodlee
Everybody along the street could
see that the woman was In the throes
of some great emotion She rgn up
to the corner drug store and Into
the telephone booth but the 'phone
happened to be of the variety that la
now giving extremely slow service
and she was In too much of a nerv-
ous state to watt for the girl to an-
swer She continued up the street until
she came to a policeman Then as
soon as she had caught her breath
she told him the story that she had
desired to telephone to the precinct
lieutenant As near as he could make
out there was a mad dog In her back
yard forthlng at the mouth and carry-
ing on something awful In the same
yard was her little dog Toodles and
she dared not go out to rescue the
dear little pet for fear of being bitten
by the raklee victim Oh and tf the
mad dog wasn't shot pretty quickly
It would be too late to save Toodles
and — deer oh uear but she was hi a
fearful state
The cop accompanied her back to
her home at top ieed She pointed
to the back yard and told him to let
her know when he had exterminated
the mad deg for she was too uustrung i
to witness the shooting J
The patrolman saw a small brown-1
Ish dog trotting about the yard as If
tiying to get out Over In a- far cor-
ner apparently limp with fear sat an
even smaller dog— a white one This
undoubtedly waa Toodles There was
nothing to Indicate that the latter dog
had been bitten yet for the brownish
one was paying no attention to him
Ms solo effort being to find a place to
get out
lie didn’t lock like a mad dog the
brownish one didn't but the woman
had seen him frothing at the mouth
BAKING
POWDER
8EE kevr mack better II
nukes the baking
SEE bow xnoeh more nl
form in quality
SEE bow porn - bow good
SEE bow economical—
SEE (bat you get Calumet
SILENCE IS GOLDEN
"O
Mrs Holey — Poor dear be hasn't
said a word for three weeks
Dr Bull-Frog— Well you don't want
him to croak do you? — Exchange
The Old Love Possible
Mrs Clarence H Mackay at a gar-
den party at Hampstead praised the
Working girl
"How much nobler" she said “to
than
side
After the alleged mad dog waa quite
dead the cop put away Ills revolves
and sent over to look at the cringing
canine figure in the fence corner
"Ouesn he ain't been bit" the cop
muttered ''Just senrerto death Won
tier If he knew he'd catch the rabies
If the other fellow bit him?"
He gave Jilra a pat on the head went
over and picked up the late mad dog
by the tail and carried him around to
the front door
“Well thla fellow won't scare your
little dog any more” fold the cop with
a smile after the woman had come to
the front steps
The woman looked at him with a
wild stare She gasped stood speech-
less gasped again clutched her bosons
and stammered huskily: "You've—
you've shot my little Toodles!"
It sWrc-l with j
ftwns btsft tiu j
Thompson’ Ey Water
Make Clothing Prom Seaweed
"May we show you some of our lat-
est patterns In seaweed ?"
The day may net he far distant
when our tnllor will make this remark
In the same commonplace tone that
he uses when showing us some choice
tweed or setge for seaside wear
Seaweed is really a most useful com-
wor tlan to marry for money I I modify It forma a cheap barometer
know a pretty girl who gave up a good nd holiday memento tor our chil-
dren It provides the farmer with a
somewhat odoriferous manure cer-
NATURAL HISTORY
position to marry n man of six'y-elght
" I am mnrryirg for love' she told j
her chum
“'And tho old fellow' said the j
chum disgustedly is worth $7000- l
00u!' j
" Yea' was the reply it's the i
7000000 I'm In love with"
Roman Gossip
Munny (the village banker) — What
do you suppose the young fellowa In
ancient Rome did to pass the time?
f’hunny (the village philosopher)—
Ob 1 don't know I suppose they used
to hang around and talk about what
a punk town Home was — Puck
Perhaps Both
M Illy — I put away my last year's
Ti-dhlng suit In camphor but It evap-
orated Billy — The bathing suit?
t 1 1 '
r
Easy
Breakfast!
A bowl of crisp
Post
Toasties
and cream —
the thing’s done!
Appetizing
Nourishing
Convenient
Ready to serve right
out of the package
“The Memory Lingers
POSTl’M CERBALCO Ld
Bait! Creek kick
tain varieties of the weed have been
turned to account In the lunutifacturo
of photographic nriteilals and now It
promises to supply us wltu summer
garments
The weed used for this purpose
rotres from Australia and Is more a
fiber than a seaweed proper It la
dtedged up from the bottom pf the
t ea
During the past few months several
mills In Yorkshire have been experi-
menting In the hope that cloth could
be made from it At first It was
thought too coarse for the manufac-
ture of suitings hut the results are
said to have been very satisfactory
and heyond all expectation
It Is light brown In color as sort
as wool and will readily take woo
dyes
"Do giraffes catch cold when they
wet their feet papa?"
"Of course my son— but not until
the next month!" — Heitere Welt
The Gipsy’s Right to Steal
The Basque gipsies' variaut of the
Egyptian legend Is worth quoting:
"During the flight Into Egypt Joseph
exhausted by the rapidity of the march
as well as by the weight of the Child
Jesus entrusted him to a traveler who
was following the same route
The obliging traveler how ever to sat-
isfy bis rapiuious Instinct stripped
the child and returned him almost
oaked to Joseph Jesus rebuked the
thief gently but In consideration of
!be service he had Just received grant-
ed to hlui and his descendants the
right to take five sous at a time for
in object of equivalent value The
Simultaneously obliging and thievish
traveler was an ancestor of whom It
appears the modern gipsies boast—
Glly Lore
HANDS CURBED LIKE FIRE
"I can truthfully say Cutlcura Rem-
edies huve cured me of four long
years of eczema About four years
ago 1 noticed some little pimples
coming on my little finger and not
gHIng It any attention it soon became
worse and spread all over my hands
If 1 would have them in water for a
long time they would burn like fire
and large cracks would come I could
lay a pin In them After using all
the salves I could think of I went to
three different doctors but all did
me no good The only relief I got was
scratching
"So after hearing so much about the
wonderful Cutlcura Remedies I pur-
chased one complete set and after
UBlng them three days my bands were
much bettor Today my bands are
entirely well one set being all I used"
(Signed) Miss Etta Narber R F D 2
Spring Lake Mich Sept 26 1910
Although Cutlcura Soap and Oint-
ment are sold everywhere a sample
of each with 32pnge book will be
mailed free on application to "Cutl-
cura" Dept 2 L Boston
His Christmas Check
A1 Ryan the hospitable flint glass
worker of Lock port N Y and former
ly organizer of the Socialist local at
thai pluce was being congratulated
by the boys at the glass factory
"Yes" said Al "my uncle out In
Tlffla Is mighty good to me The day
before Christmas he sent me a check
for $100 Just as a little Christmas
glfL"
After the usual congratulatory com-
ments had been duly made all around
Al added:
"Yes he certainly Is a fine old fel-
low In the postscript of his letter
containing the check he said:
“ 'Dear Al If you roannge to get this
check cashed please send me $1 I
need a pair of shoes' "—The Coming
Nation t
Cause of the Excitement
The sons of the rich were en-
thusiastically following some one
down the street
"What's up?" some one asked
A rather more accommodating
young nhbob than the others turned
around
"Do you see that tall fellow up
front?" he asked
“Yes"
"Well" he said "he's discovered a
new way to spend money"
Only a Moose
“The modern woman Isn't a bluff"
asserted Mrs Gobbolink looking up
from her newspaper “This suffrage
movement has more In it than mere
Ideals The new woman Is brave and
fearless Here la a story of a woman
up In Canada who killed a mouse It
seems that she—"
"Impossible!" Interjected Mr Qob-
bollnk "There must be some mistake-read
It again”
Mrs Gobbolink searched out the
paragraph and then blushed vividly
"How stupid of me" she stammered
"1 did make a mistake It wasn't a
mouse she killed — Nothing but a
moose"
Somehow we can't help feeling sor-
ry for an ea-hero
Broom Corn Shippers
or Broom Corn Associations
Correspond with na W wan Broum Cura
Authnrtied Srlltng Agents for Ta America
Society of Equity on tbla market
COYNE BROTHERS
IB© South Water Street CHICAGO
liuw'a Uia crop in roar dlitrict t
hair
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PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
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— j to stort Ormj
lisir to tto Tovtbfiil Color
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to nary on Jig
Klvr rnijpct In RoojMni
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annual Atripi? wtu-r supply auunarv
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W N U WICHITA NO 39-1911
Important to Mother
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTOKIA a safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children and see that it
Rears the
Signature of
In Use For OveTloVesrsT
Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria
Ready for It
"Young man have you made
preparations for the rainy day?"
“Oh yes” replied the sou of the
prominent millionaire "In addition
to my roadster I have a corking good
llmourine that will easily bold six
girls"
TOMMY MURPHY
The groat tinm-imm who Is winning
must of tlm IIk rm-t-s for fnt trotters
with that farm horse “It T ’ " record
2 OS 14 Sava: ttfon M’8 DISTEMPER
fi'RE Is the best remedy for nil forms of
I'lateniper and roughs I hsve ever known
I have need tt a number of years" All
druggists or send In manufacturer Me
and ft a bottle Bpohn Medical Co Chem-
ists Goklien Inti U 8 A
Didn't Break It Around Her
Ella — Our friend the pitcher has a
“glass arm"
Stella — 1 didn't notice It when he
railed on me last evening
TO DRIVE OCT M tltRM
AND 111 lll t PTIIF ATSTTM
Take the Old Staodanl OHuVS'H TAMTfcih-S
CliliX 'IlMi You kiMw wliii you r Utkin
1h formula I piftlnly printed on rvrry txttos
fthowtnn it in Quinine and lnn io ft tfttlr
form fttitl the in A HTMiml form tuf Mtvmu
ftud ctiikmn tu cvuift
And He's Not Alone
Howell — What do you think of him?
Bowell — He has all of the eccentri-
cities of genius without the genius
The Pure Food Tnw stopped the salo
of hundreds of frsudulnnt medicine Thev
mu Id no eland inves igntii n Hamlins
Wizard Oil lias stood the teat of invrsti-K-ation
(or fu-ailv sixty years
Harvest lr3ome Brand
a m fci © m i a
Washing powder entirely new Great cleanser
and disinfectant Much cheaper than liquid am-
monia Get a package at your grocers Only 1 0c
JETT & WOOD GROCER COMPANY Wichita U S A
Importers Wholesa1 Grocers Coflee Roas'er and Manufacturers
W L DOUGLAS
250 3G0 350 & 400 SHOES
WOMEN wtar WLDouglu perfect
fitting eaiy walking boots keceuee they give
long wear umiu WLDuglM Men's shoes
THE STANDARD OF QUALITY
FOR OVER 30 YEARS
The workmanship which has made W L
Douglas shoes famous the wot Id over is
maintained in every pair
If I could take you into my large fadlonVs
at Brockton Mast and show you how
carefully W LDouglas shoes are made you
would then understand why they are war
ranted to hold their shape fit better and
wear longer than any other makelor the price
CAUTION Th Kn"ln w I- Douglas
ZHT— 1 7 ! Mm anti prlo MssiiwS on bottom
If yon eon not obtain W L Douglas sbns In L
vour town wruo for ontnlog Rboos nt direr OVK PAIR of my BOVS’ SBiSOof’
1W7 tiers'- prspsld WU ’loo mhoks will pomir out woo
PUIOL14 las spark bk Brockton Mass I WO PAIRS of ordinary buys' shoos
If a man smokes In the hou-o and
bli wife Is afraid her curtains will be
ruined he should he obliged to take
them down
BEAUTIFUL POST CARDS FREE
Mul T slump for five n in p li‘n of niy vrry rUnlc
rsi Isold KaiuofcssM) Btnh'ltty tinwr unl Motto
I'n't IsiMuiifttl oilufi anl Inyplisit dfisiyni
Art lunl Cftnl Club till Jackson hu 'I'upckjt Kftniki
Th more a woman runs nfter
man the easier it is for ter not
catch him
a
to
Mr WIdmIow' Bonthlnir Bmip for Chlldrea
trihln$r nuftrna tUc iru'trs rrJurf Inllisrotn-
lH)U mlifcj ft aiu curM wmd colic 26c A Uuie
c-— - — -!- i p-1 — -
Some men never reach the top be-
cause the elevator Isn't running
Beyond Words
"Did you try to comrort that friend
Sho sent word that he was In great
distress?"
"No" replied the chilly philosopher
“I didn't try to say anything It
wasn't a case of mere loss of friends
or fortune This fellow had a toothache"
A Reproof
"When I was a young man” said
Mr Cumrox “I thought nothing of
working 12 or 14 hours a day"
"Enther” replied the young tnao
with sporty clothes "I wish you
wou'dn't mention It Those non-union
sen'imeuts are liable to make you un
-opuldr’
Unfortunate Man
A tourist In the mountains of Ten-
nessee once had dinner with a queru-
lous old mountaineer who yarned
about hard times for 15 minutes at a
stretch “Why man" said the tour-
ist “you might to be able to make
lots of money shipping green corn to
the northern market "Yes 1 orter”
was the sullen reply “You have the
land I suppose and can get the
seed" "Yes I guess so” "Then why
don't you go Into the speculation?"
"No use stranger" sadly replied the
cracker "the old woman Is too lazy
to do the plowin' and plantin'"
End Your Ironing Troubles
by Using
Few of us can do more than one
thing well Many a man who has no
difficulty In making money la a dis-
mal failure as a spender
Poverty hath Its own reward A poor
man Isn't asked to contribute to a cam-
paign fund
TH1 the denier you want a Lewis' Kina la
Binder straight 5c eigne
God Is closer to us than any trou-
ble can be
3 The most serviceable starch on
the market today Works equally
well hot or cold and produces a
finish unequaled by any other
starch
One trial will prove its merits
and make you a confirmed user
fJSee that you get
“DEFIANCE” next
time Big 16 -ounce
package for 10 cents at
all grocers
Manufactured by
Defiance Starch Co
OMAHA NEBRASKA
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When Dull ding Church School or Theater
or rMating same writ for Catalog X9 mentioning clasaof budding Dealers writ for
agency proposition Everything in Black-boards and School Supplies Ask for Catalog 89i
AMERICAN 8EATINQ COMPANY 218 80 Wabash Avenue Chicago IIL
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Yew to flu tts ring r was Me -8UWINE" Mode by Van Vieat-MamBaM Drug Memphis Tann PHco 100
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Timmons, S. C. The Aline Chronoscope. (Aline, Okla.), Vol. 11, No. 36, Ed. 1 Friday, September 29, 1911, newspaper, September 29, 1911; Aline, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc1743831/m1/3/?q=j+w+gardner: accessed June 23, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.