Wagoner County Record (Wagoner, Okla.), Vol. 20, No. 11, Ed. 1 Thursday, November 9, 1911 Page: 3 of 12
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NOT EVEN ON HIMSELF
Flrat Hobo— Thara’a on Ul tO
7 credit
Second Hobo— What’s that?
First Hobo— Nobody pan say that 1
rer threw cold water on anything
THE TRUTH ABOUT BLUINO
Talk No S
No thoughtful person uses liquid
blue Half cent’s worth of blue n
large bottle filled with water and the
delusion la complete
Always buy RED CROSS BALL
BLUB It’s all blue Nothing but
blue Makes beautiful white clothes
Uka new ASK YOUR GROCER
The Faeetloue Farmer
"I am an aetor out of work Can
yon giro me employment on your
farm?"
i "I can But a day on a farm la
no 10-minute sketch
1 understand that
"All right Yonder Is your room
When you bear a born 'toot about
- 4 a m that’s your cue"
Important to Mothers
Examine caretully every bottle of
CA8TOR1A a safe and sure remedy for
Infanta and children and see that It
Bears the
Signature of
In Uso For Over SOYears
Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castorin
Silence
Ball — What is stlenceT
Hall — The college yell of the school
of experience! — Harper’s Bazar
Ho that la taught to live upon little
owes more to his father's wisdom than
he that has a great deal left him does
to his father’s care— Penn
Dr Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets first put
up 40 years ago They regulate and invig-
orate stomach liver and bowels Sugar-
eoated tiny granules
In this world one must be a little
too kind to be kind enough — Mari-
vaux Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
iMlhloir wfitu reduces InAamms
IkMks sUi pslOsCUTM wind aulio tto a botUta
We are more apt to regret the things
we haven’t done than those we have
iTHE KEYSTONEj
TO HEALTH
IS
HOSTETTER’S
STOMACH
BITTERS
Stomach Out
of Order?
Bowels Weak?
TAKE A COURSE OF
THE BITTERS
At Once It Will Do Tea Good
Splendid Grops
In Saskatchewan (Western Canada)
800 Bushels from 20 acres
of wheat was the thresher's
return from a Lloyd-
mil ster farm in the
season of 1910 Many
fields in that sawell as
Other districts yield-
ed from 2$ to 35 bu-
shels of wheat to the
aero Other grains in
proportion
LARGE PROFITS
aro thus derived
Irom lbs FREE
IHOMESTEAD LANDS
I Western Canada
This escelieot allowing ennsoff
prices to advance Lund value
should donbleln two years' time
“’--lull
a-
lug are all profitable free
U ruin growing mixed farm-
tnjg etttTie raisin
m
Iftomeoteadsof I BO soresnre
to be hail In the very beet
districts: 1B acre pre-eti
t ions at 300 per acre with-
in e rt a In areas M’ltool '
churches In every eelMe-
meat vltn ate unexcelled
ootl Ilia richest t Wood water
and building material
plentiful 4
lor particulars as to location
low settlers’ ruitsay rates and
descriptive flltibiraied tmmpblct
"Lost West West’ and oiher In-
fornmt Ion write to Hep t of Immi-
gration Ottass Uunndn or to
urtinn Governmeui gent
W H ROGERS
125 W Ninth St Kansas City Mo
Pleass write to tbs gnt nearest yoo
THE MODERN KITCHEN
MANY INVENTIONS AND LABOR-
SAVING DEVICES IN USE
Large Kltchon la Not by Any Mmm
tho Moot Idal — Poor Economy
to Stint In tho Matter of
1 Furniture
la nbo reepectsour Idem ot homo
making aro not very different from
tboae chorlihed by our ancestors Wo
build houeeo today after those design-
ed a century ago and consider our-
aolvos lucky Indeed If wo possess fur-
nlture that has boon handed down
from generation to generation
Tha kitchen la a notable exception
Hoasekecpers of a hundreds yemra ago
would surely marvel to see tho mod-
ern kitchen with Its many Invention
and labor-saving devices
When planning tor nn up-to-data
kitchen It la well to consider It first
from ait - architectural point of view
although the majority of home-makera
will have little to say In this matter
The Ideal location for n kitchen In
tho country la on tho north with win-
dows on tho cast and west This al-
lows the sun’s rays to enter In during
part Of tho day without giving undue
heat In summer The aun Is the great-
est purifier and destroyer of germs
and Its entrance Into the kitchen for
even a short time will do much to-
ward improving the sanitary condi-
tions ' For tho asks of ventilation windows
should bo placed on at least two aides
so that n croaa draft can blow away
all odors
There should be as little wood work
as possible In the kitchen since wood
Is n harboring place for Insects and
germs Where it must be nsed it
A Convenient Kitchen
should bo of hardwood or pine painted
and varnished the varnish destroying
those qualities In paint that are detri-
mental to health
- The size of a kitchen should be car
fully considered A large kitchen Is
not by any means the most Ideal
Oilcloth is to be recommended as a
kitchen floor covering The heavy In-
laid linoleum Is more durable but of
course coats more
Tho furniture required for the kitch-
en will depend largely on the archi-
tectural "make-up” It will be poor
economy to stint ones- self In the mat-
ter of kitchen furniture It Is a short-
sighted policy not to buy good makes
of stoves refrigerators and the like
The kitchen table should be a stolid
piece of furniture on castors placed In
a good light and as far from the stove
as possible There Is a variety of
kitchen tables on the market many of
them with handy little drawers and
various devices for mintmlzlqg labor
There should be at least one com-
fortable chair In the kitchen some-
thing low without arms that will be
found gleeful and comfortable for shell-
ing peas etc A stool will also prove
a great help to those housewives who
weary with much standing Washing
dishes Is a lighter task when seated
on a high stool and the back Is
spared many an ache A twenty-four
Inch stool can be purchased for less
than a dollar and will be found an ex-
cellent Investment
It sometimes happens that a bouse
is built with little regard for pantry
room Where this Is the case the
kitchen cabinet snould come to the
rescue These ‘ cleverly designed
pieces of furniture not only relieve
the congestion but add to the attrac-
tiveness of the kitchen in no small
measure
When the furnishings have all been
purchased It will required a consider
able amount of thought to place them
co as to save unnecessary steps an
to make the kitchen as comfortable
and convenient as It Is possible
Meatless Mincemeat
One peck green tomatoes chopped
fine drain juice and throw away
Pour on three pints of hot water and
cook five minutes Drain off all Juice
Do this three times Add two and
one-half pounds medium brown sugar
two pounds seeded raisins one-lialf
pound chopped suet one teacupful of
cider vinegar two level teaspoouful
each of ground cloves allspice and
nutmeg one tablespoonful of salt
Patty 8hells
When baking patty shells for
creamed fish vegetables or tarts line
baking tins with puff paste and be-
fore placing In the oven fill with
cornmeal packing It down When
baked shake out the meal which can
be used over again and the shells
will be found In perfect shape
Peach Butter
Take pound for pound of peaches
end sugar cook peaches alone until
they become soft then put In ono-
half the sugar and stir for one-half
hour then the remainder of sugar
md stir an hour and a half Season
with cloves and cinnamon
A SERIOUS ERROR
Many a case of kidney disease has
proven fatal because the eymptoma
were not recognised If you Buffer
with backache or bladder Irregulari-
ties follow the ad-
vice of Mrs H 8
Woods 819 11th
8L Aurora Nebr
8aye Mra Wood:
"I was in a criti-
cal condition My
feet and ankles
were so swollen
with dropsy I
could not wear
my ahoea Four-
teen weeka prior to taking Doan’s
Kidney Pills I was confined to bed
practically helpless They made me
feel like a new woman and Boon I waa
doing my work the same as ever"
"When Tour Back la Lame Re-
member the Name — DOAN'S” 60o a
box at all stores Foster-MUburn Co
Buffalo N Y 1 i
— — a— — Jl m mi m II i J
NOT SYMPATHETIC
The Hospital Doctor — What did the
farmer say when you fell out of hie
barn and broke your arm?
Tramp — Didn’t say nothin' He
wux too busy a-laughln’
BABY’S TERRIBLE SUFFERING
"When my baby was six months old
his body was completely covered with
large sores that seemed to itch and
burn and cause terrible suffering
The eruption began In pimples which
would open and run making large
eores His hair came out and finger
nails fell off and the Bores were over
the entire body causing little or no
sleep for baby or myself Great scabs
would come off wheu I removed his
shirt
“We tried a great many remedies
but nothing would help him till a
friend induced me to try the Cutlcura
Soap and Ointment I used the Cutl
cura Soap and Ointment but a short
time before I could Bee that he was
Improving and in six weeks’ time he
was entirely cured He had suffered
about six weeks before we tried the
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment although
we had tried several other things and
doctors too I think the Cutlcura Rem-
edies will do all that Is claimed for
them and a great deal more"
(Signed) Mrs Noble Tubman Dodson
Mont Jan 28 1911 Although Cutl-
cura Soap and Ointment are sold by
druggists and dealers everywhere a
sample of ea9h with 32-page book
will be mailed free on application to
"Cutlcura” Dept 18 K Boston
Synonyms
The French Canadian always has
trouble with the aspirate ”th” At a
debating club in the Province of Que-
bec members were required to draw
I a slip from a hat and debate upon
the subject they received A young
countryman arose
“I have drffw the word ’bat’ I must
told you dere Is two tree different
kind of bat Dere Is de bat wot you
play de baseball wit de bat wot fly in
de air at night and also de hat where
you take de swim" — Success Maga-
zine Luck
Bragg — Bah! Luck Is but the prod-
uct of care and diligence
Waggs — Yes An old friend of mine
had a swamp which he couldn't get
rid of and by a great deal of care
and diligence a railroad was run right
through the middle of it and now my
friends Is a rich man — Life
Small Circulation
Shopman — Here Is a very nice thing
In revolving bookcases madam
Mrs Newrlch — Oh are those revolv-
ing bookcases? I thought they called
them - circulating libraries — Christian
Register '
Up to Date
“I notice that young Doctor Curetn
uses autohynosls In his practice?’’
"Of course he does Didn't you know
he specializes in motor nerves?”
Tho 11 Fund- of country people know the
value of Hamlins Wizard Oil tha best
family medicine in case of accident or
sudden illness For the safety of your
family buy a bottle now
He that doth a base thing In zeal
for his friends burns the golden thread
that ties their hearts together — Jere-
my Taylor
We alway respect the opinions of
man who keeps them to himself
MUM of UiOM
WAIL OF MODERN BENEDICT
Adaptation! That Alms to Set Forth
the Trials and Tribulations
That Beset Life
1 My wife Is my hoes I shall not
deny
2 She maketh me Ue down behind
the bed when the swell company
comes and she ieadeth me behind her
up Main street
3 8he reetoreth my pocketbook
after she baa spent all its contents on
hobble skirts and theater tickets and
he ieadeth me up the main aisle of
church for her new bat'e sake
4 Yea though I walk more than
half the night through dark rooms
with a crying baby I will get no reet
for she la behind me her broomstick
and her hatpin they do everything
else but comfort me
fi She preparetb a cold snack for
me then maketh a beeline for an aid
society supper She anolnteth my
head with the rolling pin occasional-
ly My arms runneth over with bun-
dles before she is half doqe her shop-
ping 8 Surely her dressmaker’s and milli-
nery bills shall follow me all the days
of my life and I will dwell In the
bouse of my wife forever — Exchange
Ruakln Pitied Americans
It Is not only the half million
bricks of Tattersball that have been
numbered for trans-shipment across
the Atlantic Ruskln when he waa a
boy pitied the Americans for being
o unhappy gs to live In a country
that has no cazt'es They will have a
castle now and no nation likes to
be pitied But the other Importation
made by Mrs Gardner aa an addition
10 her Italian villa near Boston was
that of an entire chapel as It stands
with all Its interior furnishings even
to the half-burned candles in the al-
tar The monks who served the
chapel had been scattered by the
strong hand of the law and the
building was to he devoted to the
pick ax The courageous American
lady had It packed up In a Venetian
hill country where It stood and car-
ried down piecemeal and embarked—
London Chronicle "
Astonished the "Cop"
Police Lieutenant “Barney” Keleher
always has a new story to tell
"Two of our ‘finest’ were walking
along Broadway not so long ago” be-
gan the lieutenant unfolding bis latest
offering “and their attention waa at-
tracted to the bronze figure of an ape
standing upright In the window ot a
large jewelry store
“’What kind of an animal Is that
supposed to be?’ asked one of the
other
” ’You surprise me with your thick-
ness' returned the second cop
That’s a gorilla Never hear ot them
before?’
"‘Sure and I read about them In
the histories’ he answered My what
a lot of damage they did during the
Civil war) How did a general ever
make those things mind him?'” — New
York Sun
Literary Criticism
They were discussing a certain au-
thoress at dinner and a well-known
critic raised a laugh by remarking:
“Well her hair's red even If her
books are not”
The mild young man In he corner
made a mental note of the sally for fu-
ture use and at another party shortly
afterward he carefully guided the con-
versation into literary channels Tlt-
Ilits Informs its readers Fortunately
some one mentioned the desired name
and he triumphantly cried out: "Well
she’s got red hair even if her books
haven't!”
A Change of Opinion
“Talk Is cheap” chuckled the poli-
tician with the telephone frank in hl3
After talking $20 worth he pulled
out his frank and found It had ex-
pired “By heck!” he muttered rue-
fully “that guy was right when he
said that ‘Silence Is golden’ ” — Judge
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND 1II1LO UP THE SYSTEM
Take the Old Standurd ultuVK’a TASTHLfcsd
OIULL 'IVNUJ You know what you are taking
The formula Is plainly printed on eTery buttlo
showing It Is simply Quinine and Iron In a taatelea
form and tin) most effectual form Fur grown
people and children Ah coni
The one way to help a worthless
map along Is to administer a swift
kick In the proper place
Some men are so small that a five
cent cigar looks big to them
Too many homes have all the mod-
ern inconveniences
PUTNAM
Color more goods brighter and faster colors than
dye any garment without ripping apart Write
A Jolt to Romance
“Hubby you have a lock of my
hair haven't you?”
“Next my heart”
“See If you can match it in some
puffs when you go downtown”
CHRISTMAS POST CARDS FREE
fiend 2c stamp for five sample of my very cbolo
eat Gold Km bossed Christina nd New Tear
Poet Card beautiful colors and loveliest design
Art Past Card Club Tdl Jackson fit Topeka Kan
Prudent men lock up their motives
letting familiars have a key to their
hearts aa to their gardens — Shen-
stone ugly grizzly gray hairs Um “LA
Toasting the Teachers
There waa a meeting of the new
teachers and the old It was a sort ot
love feast reception or whatever you
call it Anyhow all the teachers got
together and pretended they didn't
have a care In the world After the
eats were et the symposlqrch proposed
a toast:
“Long Live Our Teachers I”
It was drank enthusiastically One
of the new teachers was called on to
respond He modestly accepted His
answer was:
“What onr
It’s what a woman doesn't know
that worries her
Many people suffer from weak heart They may experi-
ence short sees cl breath on exertion pain over the heart
or dissy feelings oppressed breathing alter meals or their
eyes beoome blurred their heart is not sufficiently strong
to pump blood to the extremities and they have cold hand
and leet or poor appetite because of weakened blood supply
to the stomach A heart tonio and alterative should be takes
which has no bed after-effect Such is Dr Pieros’ Goldm
1 Medical Diseovery which contain no dangerous narcotic
uor aloobol
The Ingredients as attested under aeth are Stone rood (Csteeenle fkaedUe
h) Bioodreot ISoanlnsrla C anadtamuS Golden Seal root (Hllisui Cuadw
) Queen's root ( Stilllngtm SylvaUca) Black Cherrybark (mner VJqJaksi)
Mandrake root indophyflum Polutum) with triple rcllned glycerine prepared
la a scientific laboratory In a way that no druggist could imitate
Thla tonio contains no aloobol to shrink up the red blood corpuscle but m
tbs other hand it increase their number and they beoome round and healthy
It help the human system in the eonstant manufacture ol rich red blood It
help the stomach to assimilate or take up the proper elements from the food
thereby helping digestion and curing dyspepsia heart-bum and many ancon
fortable symptoms (top exeesaive tissue waste in con vales eenoe from fever
for the run-down anamio thin-blooded people the ” Discovery ” is refreshing
and vitalising Stick to this safe and sane remedy and refuse all " lost aa good ’
medicines offered by the druggist who is looking tor a larger profit Nothing
but Dr Pieroe'a Golden Medic! Discovery will do you half as much good
fox vwMvr mrn distemper
CATARRHAL FEVXft
AND ALL NOSE
AND THROAT DISEASES
Curas tha sick and acta ae preventive for other liquid irtvea n
tfee tongue Safe for brood mares and ail others Beat kidney remedy jl
eenta and $100 a bottle $500 and $1000 the dosen Hold by all drurylata
aid borne good a bouaee or scat expreaa paid by tha manufacturer
SPOKN MEDICAL CO Chemist GOSHEN INDIANA
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For a Cold
the doctor prescribes a gentle purgative or bowel and
liver cleanser to free your blood from the poisons that
cause the trouble He realizes that cleanliness inside
the body is necessary for health and prescribes a
laxative the first thing
At the start of any sort of an ailment from a
common cold to the more dangerous diseases and
fevers a safe and reliable treatment always is
Thedford’s Black-Draught There are really very
few diseases that would not be benefited or relieved
by the use of this great liver medicine—
THEDFORD’S
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Mrs 0 Nussbaum of New Orleans La says:
“In the winter I had the measles and then the grip
which left me in a bad state I could not rest day
or night and could not eat much as I could not keep
it on my stomach I was almost crazy They
thought I was going to die At last I took Thedford’s
Black-Draught and now I weigh more than I ever
did before and feel like a new woman” Pleasant
and simple to take Gentle but certain in action
Try it Sold everywhere Price 25 cents CCA4
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W L DOUGLAS
250 300 350 & 400 SHOES
Men and Women wear WLDougla hoes
became they are the beat thoea produced in
this country for the price Inaiit upon hav-
ing them Take no other make
THE STANDARD OF QUALITY
FOR OVER 30 YEARS
The assurance that goes with an estab-
lished reputation is your assurance in buying
W L Douglas shoes
If I could lake you into my large factories
at Brockton Mass and show you how
carefully WLDouglas shoes are made you
would then understand why they are war-
ranted to hold their shape fit better and
wear Ion ger than any other make for the price
CAUTION Th® genuine here W U Ttnngla
nsrae and price stamped on bottom
It yoa eannot obtain W U
Douglas shoe In ONE PAIK of my HOTS' S4n4AO or
Shoes sent direct
UOUOLAli lea Spark' 8u7 Eroek'tou MMs!
FADELESS DYES
any other dye One 10c package coloraali fibers They dye in cold water better than any other dye You can
for free booklet — How to Dye Bleach and Mix Colors MONROE DltoQ COMPANY Quincy III
The Missouri and North Arkansas R R Co
“NORTH ARKANSAS LINE”
Traversing Missouri and Arkansas from Joplin Mo the center of the great xlnc and
lead miniog industries through Neosho to beligman the famous Strawberry Cantaloupe
Corn and Wheat country through the Ozarks in the midst of which is Eureka Springs
Into the rolling prairies and spring branch country of Northern Arkansas with its Apple
and Peach orchards its stock Dairying and Mining possibilities through vast stretches
of Timber lands into the Cotton pnd Rice country in the alluvial valley lands of Eastern
Arkansas to Helena Ark the future head of deep water navigation on the Mississippi
Every mile of the line offers investments for the Home-maker and Manufacturer
Farm lands range in price along the line from five to thirty-five dollars per acra
Timber lands from four to fifteen dollars per acre Thousanls of acres are still open
to entry and can be had for tha asking Write today for descriptive literature
C D Whitney Traffic Manager Eureka Springs Arkansas
CREOLE" HAIR DRESSING PRICE
Loss of Appetite
Is loss of vitality vigor or tone and Is
often a forerunner of prostrating din
It is serious and especially to to peo-
ple that must keep np and doing or pi
behindhand
The best medicine to take for it is the
great constitutional remedy
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
Which purifies and enriches the blood
and builde up the whole system
Get it today in usual liquid form eg
chocolated tablets called taru’Abs '
DEFIANCE STARCH
Mvar RtteMi
to tow Into
Weak Heart
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Fast Color Fiieltu Used Lxcuuiotlo
100 retail
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