The Daily Ardmoreite. (Ardmore, Okla.), Vol. 17, No. 88, Ed. 1 Thursday, January 19, 1911 Page: 3 of 8
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Ardmort Thursday January .19 1911
THE DAILY AROMOREITE
PAGE THREE-
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THE REDUCTION' 'BREAKFAST.
Pass me the table scales mother.
Hand me the thyroid drops.
I've lost a pound since yesterday
So send away the chops.
Pour out the 'barley water Jane
Gladly I greet the morn;
dive me three grains of corn moth-
er Give me three grains of corn!
.My waist is sinking in mother
My hips have fallen away;
I've hollows where I once had
curves
Serve me some shredded hay.
This cow-less milk is excellent
Non-nitrogenous dry-
Then move tho muffins farther off
And push the pancakes by!
i
Feed me the carbo-hydrates mother
er
"U'lth a wafer saccharine;
Give me the Ixmdon biscuit tin
They help to keep one lean.
Tell Jane to take away the eggs
And the French-fried things I
scorn;
Give nie three grains of com moth-
er Only three gra.ins of corn!
i
I thought I'd passed away mother
When I first began to bant;
I did not lika the fatless foods
Of the fluidless rations scant
Hut I've shrunk like a sun-kissed
lily stalk
By the breezes overborne
So rest my head on your shoulder
mother
Give nie three grains of corn!
Kate Masterson in Life.
Honored Guests.
Mrs. Lula B. Evans Grand Mat-
ron and Mrs. Adiaih P. Miller Grand
Lecturer of the Order of Eastern
Star will be honor guests this even-
ing at a call meeting of that order.
All members please make a special
effort to lie ipresnt.
Chafing Dish Club.
Several young people met last ev-
ening with Miss Roma Moore and
organized a chafing dish club to
meet every once Jid a while for
the sole purpose of having a good
time.
The name of the club has not yet
been selected but the members 'have
been given a week to search
through their encyelodedias and li-
braries to find a name that will
be acceptable.
The early part of the evening
"was sipent in playing cards after
which the guests were invited to
the dining room where a luncheon
was prepared on the chafing dish.
The members are Misses Clara
Wolverton Floy Mullen Lena Gar-
denhlre Maria Crittenden Roma
Moore; Messrs. Harold Young. Zan
Williams Lucien Hoard William
Cassidy El wood Wolverton Don
Russell.
Circle Two of the Christian church
will hold a Saturday market at
Frame's drug store this week. They
will place on sale calces home made
bread and ipies and solicit your pat
ronage.
Social Session.
Next week all Circles of the Chris
tian church will meet with Mrs
Charley Heath and Mrs. John Smith
in social session.
Refreshments will be served.
Will Not Meet.
Cluk
The Third Ward Mothers'
will not meet this week.
The program to have been given
tomorrow afternoon will 'be given
the following Friday.
The Maccabees hold a special ses-
sion Saturday evening when then
will be invited guests.
Elks' Dance.
The Elks will dance tomorrow
evening at .their club rooms. The
dance will be a full dress affair and
every Elk is invited to be present.
Circle Three.
Circle Three of the Christian
church met with Mrs. G. H. Webb
on Tuesday and elected the fol-
lowing officers:
President Mrs. S. A. Doug!as.
Vice president 'Mrs. Dobbins.
Secretary-Trifisurer Mire. J. M.
London.
This Circle hopes to accomplish a
great deal of work during the com-
ing year.
At the Majestic.
The Majestic enjoyed a good pat-
ronage last evening in spite of the
disagreeable weather.
Some very Interesting films are
being shown this week among them
a 'picture of Indian and frontier life
in which a little Indian girl does
some wonderful acting.
iMisses Hunter are very carefu)
in (heir selection of films and have
been in the business long enough to
learn the tastes of the Ardmore
public.
homa Ci'y are panning a concert
to be given Friday evening. January
20 at DonnellyReid hall 22 J -2
Broadway Circle for the benefit of
Miss Helen Renstrom the object
being to raise funds U" place Miss
Renstroui in the KiddKey College
at Sherman Texas for :i two years'
course preparatory to her taking
advantage of the offer tf Madame
Schumann-! leink to chaperone her
for a European course la music. The
club women wish o announce that
1his is the first time anything of
this kind has "been given all the
proceeds of which are to be used
for Miss Rensti-om's schooling.
They also wish to correct the state-
ment so often erroneously us-ed to
the effect that Helen Renstrom's
mother is a washwoman. She is
highly educated in her language
that of Swedish and is a woman
of refinement. Miss Renstrom sang
before Mine. Sehumann-Heiiik when
she appeared here last fall and 1 he
diva expressed the opinion that witli
proper training 'Miss Helen would
become world-famous. The commit-
tee on arrangements for the con-
cert is Mrs. John Thread?!! Mrs
Coulter H. Todd and Mr Donnelly
Reid the latter having donated lh
lull for the occasion.
Mrs. Harry O. Johnston has re-
turned from Sulphur where she
was the guest of Mrs. Roy C.
Oakes. Master Jule Oakes returned
with her and will remain in Ard-
more a few davs.
Honor of
....Thieves
By REX BEACH
(Author of "The Ne'er Do
"The Spoilers" Etc.)
Well"
JUST LIKE A KNIFE THRUST
(Copyright by
the Red Rook Corio-ration.)
Corn-
Miss Helen -Norfleet left today
to attend a house party given 'by
Miss Lorena Cruce in Ardmore. The
guests are Miss Myrtle McDougai
of Sapulpa Miss Virginia Bennett of
Kentucky and Miss Mary Cruce
who lives in Ardmore. Oklahoman
Mr. and Mrs. Lester who have
be;n the guests of Mr. and Mrs.
George L. Cooke 223 West Eighth
street for the past week have re
turned to their home at Ardmore.
Oklahoman.
Mrs. W. I. Cruce and daughter
Miss Liza who has been the guests
of Dr. and Mrs. W R. Clements
returned to Ardmore Sunday. Ok
laboman.
The Federation of Clubs of Okla-
iaraderimie
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and we can
PROVE IT!
A ImAj from MinnMota write t
"An a result of ming Dnmlerine my
hair is close to fiv fet in length."
Beautiful Hair At Small Cost
HAIR troubles like ninny other diffeaeft
have been wrongly diagnosed and alto-
gether tnUumlerfltood. The hair ttftelf is
not the thing to be treated for the reason that
it is simply a product of the acalp and wholly
dependent upon its action. The acalp is the very
soil in which the hair is produced nurtured and
grown and it alone should receive the attention
if results are to be expected. It would do no
earthly good to treat the stem of a plant with a
view of making it grow and become more beau-
tifulthe soil in which the plant grows must be
attended to. Therefore the scalp in which tha
hair arowa must receive the attention if you are
to expect it to grow and become more beautiful.
Loss of hair is caused by the scalp drying up
or losing its supply of moisture or nutriment;
when baldness occurs the acalp has simply lost
all its nourishment leaving nothing for the hair
to feed upon (a plant or even a tree would die
under similar conditions.)
The naturnl thing to do In either case is to
feed and replenish the soil or scalp as the case
may be and your crop will grow and multiply
as nature intended it should.
Knowhon'a Danderine haa a moat wonderful
effect upon the hair t'anda and tiMuet of the
acalp. It is the only remedy for the hair ever
discovered that is similar to the natural hair
foods or liquids of the scalp.
It penetrates the porea quickly and. the bair
soon shows the effects of its wonderfully exhila-
rating and life-producing qualities.
One JScent bottle is enough to convince you
of its great worth as a hair growing and hair
beautifying remedy try it and see for yourself.
NOW at all druggists in three sixes
25c 50c and $1.00 per bottle.
rOpC To show how quickly tiai'trtr.t
af an will nrt m 1 rur a m .
Cat I pie free by return mail to anyone who
Tilt ( Mna th's 'ree coupon to the
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with their name and address and 10c
I in silver or stamps to pay postage.
January 19 in History.
l4:i Hattle of l.iseard In
wall Kngiand.
1782 The emperor Joseph pardon
ed ail those who kept out of his do
minion on account of religion provid
ed they return within a year. He
also abolished several religious or-
ders and absolved the monks and
nuns from their vows and at the
same time disclaimed all subordin.v
tion to the poive in secular matters.
1SU4 'i tie united States senate
agreed to a joint resolution prohibit
ing the importation of slaves into
IxMiisiana territory.
180u Charles Manners Sutton
elected archbishop of Canterbury
1819 Charles IV.. king of Spain
died. He was born at Naples 1740
and came to the throne of Spain
iiss. J oo lmueciie to govern se
was always ruled by his wife and
ministers. He was dethroned by Na-
IKileon in 1808 and died a pensioner
at Naples of a relapse of the gout.
1829 The independence of several
of the South American nations recog
nized by the pope who appointed
hisbops there.
1840 The United States exploring
expedition under Lieut. Wilkes re
ported the discovery of a new An
tartic continent on this day. A sub
sequent British expedition sailed over
its site without being able to discern
any vestige of It. It is supposed to
have been a series of icebergs.
1834 William Walker the famous
filibuster proclaimed the indepena
ence of Sonora including Lower Cali
fornia.
1851 Georgia adopted a secession
ordnance by vote of 208 to 89
1864 The National Association of
locomotive Engineers ordered
strike on the only railroad then con
necting Chicago and Pittslburg "be
cause its members had been refused
$4.00 dally wages.
1874 Morrison R. Walte an attor
ney of Toledo Ohio and a member of
the Geneva Arbitration Commission
nominated by President Grant lor
chief justice of the United States
supreme court.
1883 Hamburg-American steamship
'Cimbria" between Hamburg and
Havre run Into by the Fulton sinking
in a few minutes nearly 400 lives
lost.
1884 General Eppa Hunton pre
sented medals for high confederate
honors of Lee catnp Richmond Va.
1884 Legislature of Virginia holds
session on Lee's birthday.
1909 Edgar Allen Poe centenary
celebrated.
1910 Southern Health Congress
organized at Atlanta Georgia to
fight the Hookwork disease.
Eastern Star.
There will ibe a call meeting
Ardmore Chapter So. 70 Order
Ghsic:ii Star. Thursday evening
30 o'clock for the initiation
candidates. Mrs. Lula B. Evans
Stroud Grand Matron and Mrs.
Martin Grand Lecturer -will visit
us tonight. All Eastern Stars In
the city are cordially invited ot
be present.
ADA SMITH W. M
LAURA ASTON Secretary.
A little girl who had heard ot
Roosevelt's invasion of Europe said
to her father: "It was too bad that
he king of England died before Mr.
Roosevelt got to England wasn't it
papa? But" she remarked shaking
her head with a mighty sigh "maybe
he wouldn't have shot him anyway."
Success Magazine.
Use the want ads.
As the darkness settled into the
valley heavy and soft with the
smell of orange if lowers and dog-fennel
rising thick we rode up to the
Mission of the Golden Chimes. The
gate was ocn and everything quiet
and deserted like it always is.
e made as fine a parcel of
moral gents as you'd prefer to meet
in daylight. "Mit-aml a-half" 'Smith
so called since "Exhausted" Iliggins
chewed off two fingers in a stud-
game Ht Needles was left to guard
t lie front gate. "Scurvy" Thomp-
son rode around to the hack. We
six leaving the cayuses outside
rushed the building yelling and
shooting till we stampeded Father
Kmllo wlt.h t lie others mt into the
patio and stood 'em up against
the 'doiie walls where "Sntiimy the
Scamp" kept watch a six-shooter
in each h:ind.
j uoii i wontier uie signt or us
reprobates curdled their circulal ion
particularly when they recognized
Kink and me.
At sight of tho Padre Kink swells
up and begins to gioat.
"Thought you'd -got rid of us eh?
D'ye mind the day we stood off
your little CoIorado-Maduro-co!ored
soMiers? I said we'd eomo back.
You've got our gold-mine all right
but we're goin' to have these fain
ous bells."
'No no Senor!" pleaded the old
man dropping onto his knees. He
chattered and trembled and slid off
into Spanish Ibegging and coaxing.
warned If I don t believe the
bells are silver from the way he
ferments" says "Coarse Gold" Roon-
ey. "I didn't take no stock in that
it sounded too good to (be true
l just come along because I 'lowed
mtrie uuKMi 10 ioe some rare op-
portunities in the way of candle
sticks and break-a-brack."
j . .. ...
oure in eyre silver: I says.
with gold clappers; I've heard 'em
ring."
A hold-up Is one of the feastblost
things there is -when it works out
according to James and Younger
in 'five minutes we had gathered
a ipony-load of silver and gold iplate
lamps candle-sticks and bric-a-brac
that glittered in the torch-light se-
ductive as the smiles of a Spanish
girl.
"Now 'for the hells" says Kink.
I could see he didn't ibelieve in
the old story either -thought they
w-as just common pot-metal but
bed hardly climbed out of sight
till he plumped down from that
tower shaking worse than the
priest.
"It's right" ihe chattered. "It's
right! There's three all white and
shiny and beautiful!"
"Kink you're a liar!" "Coarse
Gold" shook him.
"I ain't! I'm an honest man.
Come and look." He graibbed a
couple of lariats and they shinned
up the tower again with "Mystery"
Jim at their heels.
The voice of "Coarse Gold" iRoon-
ey dropped from the darkness over
head.
"Well the lovely dove! I've spent
twenty years grabblin In the hills
for that stuff and here It hangs
by the hundred weight just plead-
in' to be took. Iok out below!"
They lowered two bells to us
and they were as beautiful as the
day they were cast while the yell-
ing and groaning those captives set
up was a caution.
"There's another old he-feller up
there" RooneyJ complained the
daddy of 'em all. but its too cussed
big to get away with. Ain't that
rotten luck? I got the clapper.
The sharp twinge of pain in t lie
small of the back that strikes you
after any sudden twist or awkward
movement tells of weak. tick in-
flamed kidneys.
Men women ami children have
bad backs when tho kidnevs are
sink especially do older folks suf- j
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sharp pains when stooping or lift-
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eyesight sallow drawn features
dark circles around the eyes dizzy
Bpells tired-out state iilfcsixmdeJicy.
That Sudden Stab of Pain in the
Back Tells of Sick Kidney.
Even' Picture
Tells A Story
I .iLJSt HI
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though" and lie swung a yellow liar
in the torchlight 'most as long
as his arm. I could hear the breath
whistle into "Frenchy" and "Scamp"
like they was eating soup they
both knew gold 'when thev saw it.
We lashed the 'hells onto the
cayuses and made up a pack of the
gold clappers and the knick-knacks.
Then as we w:is about to go. Kink
spoke up.
"Hold on fellers! I can't leave
without offerin' some slight indignity
to Padre KmiHo just for old times'
sake even if it's no more'n to ask
'him to waltz."
I 'reckon there's a bit of reverence
cached away somewhere in every-
body and before lie could draw I
had him covered.
"Hold on!" says I "we're .here
for plain legitimate church-nrtibery
and we ain't promotin' no buck and
wing carnival. You leL the priest
alone."
"Hut" twas him and the Alcalde
that short-changed us and there
ain't no harm in gettln' even."
"That's all right.' I says "we're
gettin even with him and the whole
community by deseeratin their Mis
sion under their noses that's
enough."
Riglii. for the Kid." says the
other boys "you'll he even enough
if we get awav with this btiMion."
It was hard to liireak him away.
though because he's a serious-mind
ed one-purposed feller. without
much humor in him. When he dis
covers a recreation 'he can really
enjoy he revels and gorges in it.
However there were sounds from
the village that showed the Greas
er papulation was feeling its oats.
We took one of the north trails
out or the valley and as there
couldn't be any pursuing until day
light we saved our horses and
rode hard the next day. We knew
they'd have all the solrHers In Chi-
huahua on the trail by morning
so we didn't dally. Extremo haste
ain't possible In a country so steep
that it leans backwards and we
made 'bout as good time as they
could.
The second day out we found the
bells was galling the horses terri
ble. I've throwed the diamond hitch
since I was nine years old .and
there wasn't a man in the outfit
inat touidn t load a pack mule with
anything from a sofy cushion to a
ten-stann mill and make it a real
pleasure for the animal but these
church bells was certainly the lim
It.
ti' jf i
e ineu every way to ease em.
but they just ate info the poor
unites till they laid down. Finally
we got two poles and lashed the
big bells in the middle a horse tin
der each end and went hiking up
and down the hills like a bridal
party all we lacked was the
wreathes and ortingo blossoms
W'l . L. ...
ntMi me monotony paileu on us
we'd hang the gold clappers in and
clatter along to the music of such
chimes as ain't of this earth.
It must have astonished the wea-
ry trave!er to be greeted with the
sounds of heavenly hells approach-
ing and then to round the point of
a hill into as dirty and desperate
a bunch of cowboys as Texas couid
s'ough off bulging out with -art-ridges
while the pride of San Kb-
tancia clanged out sweet discourse
between four sore-backed cayuses.
We'd have made a fine half-tone.
A few days later "Mitnd-a-ha!f"
borrowed a sledge from a friend
of his who was driving a tunnel
close to the trail and we got
those bells heat down into some
kind of shape.
Here we decided to split up ialf
take the east trail for Texas anil
the others hit north into Now Mex
ico. How to divide tho siioils was
the question.
The iirowpector had a ipaii of slll-
yards that he weighed beof on and
after some ligihtnlng l'iggering and
four r:tiider fist-fights we reached
a settlement "lit-nnd-a4ialt" with
rhree of the children headed fot
the Lone Star taking the 'bells
now pretty well pounded out; "Mys-
tery" Jim "Coarse Gold" Kink and
1 hit the north trail with the gold
clappers and a pony load of relics
made up into a pack to resemble
the one we had our grub In.
We sure did some pious traveling
for about two days dodging vil-
lages und Hide-stepping travelers
for tho whole country was ringing
with the awfullest ipipe-dream about
a hundred atrocious Texans who
had sacked the Mission of the Gold-
en Chimes violated the Greaser al-
tars and eloped wltb rfielr house-
hold goddesses.
I began to notice that Kink eyed
the treasure-pack sort of mercenary
and full of meditations. 'Knowing
him for a creature of devious meth-
ods and tenacious designs I wasn't
surprised to see ihim produce a deo'c
of cards one night and 'begin amus
ing himself with a game of "idiot's
delight." Likewise it wasn't a strain
on my deductive faculties to see
that "Mystery" Jim Itched for the
feel f the iasteboards. He was
used to 'em too. Having dealt bank
on the swing shift in the Eldorado
at Tombstone he wasn't wasting
away to hold the lookout chair for
a game of "Solitary." He proposed
a few moments of idle recreation
at the national game.
I claim to 'have a fair general
education including the iprominent
points of International Law and Ju
risprudence such as the rule that
a "Razza Mazaza" ain't played only
once in an evening and a man
caught 'bluffing loses the 'pot; also
a ifew more of the rudiments as
preached by Father Hoyle. There
fore Although I didn't overheat my-
self in any display of unseemly
eagerness J -was playing paper
weight on one corner of the horse-
blanket when "IMygtery" ihad the
cards dealt. Moreover I was In-
vested with a deep-seated hunch.
that It was going to be like taking
laundry from a dead Chinaman.
I feared for Kink though. "We'd
teen pardners for years . but I'd
never heard of him setting in any
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