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TULSA DAILY WORLD TUESDAY JUNE 4... 1918.
The Tulsa Daily World
EVERY DAY 2N THE Y'JAR
tillered in tuo Tulia l'Mt oifice Htv-uod
Clim Malt. ..
En (ton Lortou. President and Editor
F. O. Lron BimtnoBt Minagfir
Official County Paper
JtFlilUKIt OK TlIK At'WT UL'KKAU OC
niicri.ATiiiss
iV'KKAOK. KKT I'AIJl (IKCtlLATIHN "JOB
PUB MONTH OK MAY WAS
.25000
T. Tt C. Hoeley circulation manager do
so. 'noil? Iir that the airraid naily nu
pad riroiinli.il '.f THK TU.rtA 1AH.Y
SH hl'MlAV W ir(I.U for Hid monlh of
April waa ICylS lo Ilia Leal of my ktiewl-a-Ul
mini belief K :. rim I-K V.
Circulatum Manacr
Subscribed Mr H ivorit ti tiehfro Ilia link
Hat da; of .May Kill). V.
M.W'rlf RKIM
Notary I'n'ille.
Mr emrmiiialftn eij.irea Ortotif-r 17 !-1.
SmrtCUTlTTOX IMUCES
I'AILY A Jill HCNDAY
pnmeatic
On year 9h DO
Fix MnnUta 3 00
Three Monlba 1 S0
Ona Month fi.'i
DAILY ONLY
One Year
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fnn Year
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DAILY AND SUNDAY
B rrTtr in Tulaa ... 13 Onta Par YVaak
MKMIIKRH OK THK AHN'H'l ATKI. PkKHH
Tlia Aocialcit i'rraa la axcluaivaljr entitled
tf tl.a uaa for repiildiral ion of all tiawa ilia
pauhea crcitite.l In It or nthenrlae credited
In tliia pair and alau tlie local nawi pub-
Pahad herein.
PHONES:
Kdllorial Tx.pl.
Want Ad liapt. ...
Want Ad Dept. . . .
Xli.plar Adv. llapl.
Bitaineas Officii . . .
'ClrrnlaUm Uepl. .
ignclaty Kdltor . . . .
.Rtiatness Manager .
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Jun 4.
This la faUhfnl saying and wnrlhr
f ll acceptation' that (linn! .leant raine
Into tha world w aava ainnara; of whom
J am thief. 1 Tint. 1:15.
Balln an "tlila faithful aajtnit"
. We are aafa from fnrea anil rutla;
On our Lord our aplrlla alarms.
Wa max look around and atnlla.
Tlil"la a faithful aarlju. and Ihena
fhinfl I will" thai ihotl ariUin" cunitanlly
that thay which haa'" believed In tioil
might he raraful to maintain good worka.
Tiiua 1.8.
It lit hard to nee why congress
hould be anxlona to adjourn and
leave Washington. Mont uny other
place they can go would t Just
dry eg the District of Columbia:1
1
- A great many penplo are grieved
tit the virtual degradation of General
0100a. inn general iiiiuai-ii him
worried. He aaya he will cheerfully
erve any place they- put him. We
lwaya knew the general Wood.
: "
General Hlndenburg la not th
only pebble On the beach fleneral
Industry la marahalllna; hla force"
for a greater drive than the Oermail
Idol planned. The moet Important
drive of the aea Vn will he the drive
on the harveat field.
i-y .
Hlndenburt; waa willing; to aarrl-
flee three hundred thoueand fler-
tnan roldlero' it by ao doln he
eould break the allied line. He haa
already gone far beyond that figure
without arcompllahlng hla purpoee
and the alatiRhter ellll goea on.
Oermany in ateadlly and premedl-
tatedly accumulating a grievance
agatnat Switzerland with the ulti-
mate obifct of forcing the little re-
public Into the world war. Uit If
the Huna attempt to rhnatlaa the
Bwlne they are going to find a etir-
prlslngly hard Job.
1
"It la better to keep ten men out
of office on euxplolon than to let
one traitor In" la thn way the Sat-
urday Evening lJit puta It. The
country haa more than enough of
leaders of undoubted loyalty. We
hould not permit any more of the
IjavFollette breed to impose them-
aetvea upon the votern.
. 1
What we would like to know in. If
It ia wlae and Juit for the railways
to have much hlithcr rutea under
government direction why was It
not wise and Just to let them have
that privilege before they were
turned over to Uncle Rum? Rall-
waya cannot and will not run at a
losa. no mutter who Is tho bosn.
lan't Mr. McAdon virtually Acknowl-
edging that the plaint of the rail-
ways for blKgcr earnings to meet
higher- operating expense was Jus-
tified? I-
The man who la not whole-heartedly
for the American cause is
against It. The man who la not un-
qualifiedly against Prussianlsm is
for it. The man who would not
give hla all for the winning of the
war is unworthy of a place beneath
the St-n's and Stripes. Iet us put
aside all temporizing and fasae the
cold fact It Is either destrov the
power of the Hun or be destroyed
y it.. 1
1
Majority Leader Kitchln and Sec-
retary McAdoo are having a lively
set-to over the question of -.one
rates of postage the former charg-
ing that a publishor'a lobby waa us-
ing undue Influence with" the ad-
ministration to secure the repeal of
this bnnaihcd aJ. We do not know
Just what sort 01 Influence has been
brought to bear upon the" secretary
or the president but we do know
that a general and country-wide
protest has gone up over tins bung-
ling piece of lOaiislaUoa.
STAY AT HOMi:.
Thin In one time In our experience
when the cull of patrlotUm should!
persuade tin to stay at home friiui'
our usual Bummer Junkcia. it In
proper and rlnht that tio hunltiex.
man and his family should find
.101110 way of relieving the monoto-
nous strain of every-day life but
every (.bnervlns person will ngrfO
with im that the question of com
fort and recreation haji very little
to do with the usual annual heilra
when the thermometer begins to
climb. Tho majority of our sum-
mer travelers go on vacation more
to be In the fashion an. I to figure
In social mention In fuel to put
on the semblance of aristocracy ami
live up to a reputation.
Mr. McAdoo has cutely niggcHted
that tho Increased pn.wnKcr rates
would act iin a deterrent if the im-
tisl amount rf pleasure travel lln
hue pointed out tho wiy for econo-
my nnd conservation but there he
many who will fall tn take the
hint. The American public hits been
noted for Its fondness for travel
It in In the nature of our race- -n-terprlslng
ner oils mnnnei -e pleas-lire-seekliiK
to desire fn move ahnul
visit unfamiliar places uh'l
iK eiKii'fl. iraseun;: IS alike
the favorite dlveislon of the tlr. .1
bunlncHN man and the worn out so-
ciety woman. All of us just like to
get away from homo durln- the
summer even though we eudure
more work and hardship In the pur
suit 'f pleasuro than wn oul l hud
we stayed at home ami tended to
business. Hut now fndc s.nu re-
quire the rolling stock of th rail-
ways for mure serious purposes ami
thn people who Insist on maintaining
their old habits to the disadvan-
tage of the nntlon n needs cannot
boast of their patriotism
It Is a great thing to lake of your
plenty and buy Liberty bonds or
make big contributions to thn Ited
Cross but that Is only getting a rep-
utation for loyalty. What It needs
to prove your devotion In democracy
in to sacrifice your luxuries and
gratifications whenever and wher-
ever they interfere with the effect-
ive prosecution of the war. At a
time when all avallablo locomoti1)
and passenger roachft and freight!
cars are needed pto
move supplies
to tno army and recruits to the
training campa and to the points of
embarkation not only the question
of personal expenditure but the in-
stlncta of patriotism should dictate
that we may serve the nation belter
by itnylng at home thb summer.
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THK IWOTTKIl J'LAN. -With
all the giving to the Had
Croea and loanlna-
erty honda yet there seems to be no
limit to the willingness of the
American people to loosen their
purse strings an long an Uncle Sam
needa the money to hold back the
lJtin. We are nleda-ed tn rifnd
the rartne and we know thatc-Mia
coat will he staggering but there Is
determination to win at any cost
that makes the giving easy. Kor
that reason. If no other the presi-
dent's proposal to greatly Increase
federal taxation In meeting Kiner-
ally with popular approval.
Our position will be much atrong-
er when peace returnn If we pay for
the war an nearly as possible as
e go along. An enormous debt at
the end of the war would mean
heavy interest rhargen. The burden
of auch a debt would retard prosper-
ity and business expansion. The
boys In the trenches cjj fight with
better spirit when they know that
the folkH at home are trying to pay
thn mar's money eost now Instead
of leaving them a heavy burden to
benr when they come home.
If anything la needed to show the
wisdom of the president s proposal.
It Is the plight of (ftrnnny which
iouoweti the opposite
policy.
uermany nan not
crooned her taxes
materially n-
biit has bor
rowed -more than 31.oonooo.ono.
a sum equal to more than one-third!
of her national wealth at the be-!
ginning of thn struggle u is rea.
sonably clear that she will not be I
..'ii. in i-uiieiu me indemnities which
were calculated to replenish her cof.
f'Ts and her financiers are wor-
ried On to the future. Let Ameri-
cans keep these facta In mind when
they are called upon to pay In-
creased taxes. They will dig down
more cheerfully.
It in nn longer a question of over-
subscribing a bond issue or a Ited
Cross fund but of how muchovcr
1 '
t '' ' ' - .
Abe': Martin
- It almost kills some folks f git up
at sunrise t' say nothln' o' peln'
shot. A woman Is never satisfied un-
less she a puttin' confidence In aoma
one.
Oklahoma Outbursts
Mr. Waltham la Rock Island time
kei per.
Headline In the
nulrer: "Tho liner.
coin Kunk."
Ho far. none of th reminiscence"
written about 'o Ji"k I.ove men-
tion Al .lennlriKS-
The Culhrle I.ea.ler has a !ric
nut for the old fn.'ihioncd lime l.r'n
er who use-l to walit around tl
earth on a wiik'"r
'Thank you eir
smok'-d k h" H whl' h
from tllM 1-i;hI lolal
pecrd an. Kind holy
The reason wliv .1 in.tn adroiM fh;:t
his wife la Hie t ... 1 1 .-1- hair mnioitii
the titithrlo l-'!nl'c. Ih lr.tauie I.? I
100 contrary to 1 01 fe.. tho whuii-
truih. Some ti "t l u r a n t.' and hot
1 b-crviiii; tli'i food reitulaiuuiM
f.illhfullv Unit 1 hungry 11. .m mm
to vikI' two 01 'hrce .-f..r- h tan
?.i.v II. .11 he Ii.ih h.i'l:l a 'iuu e inf ill.
Alno. s.iscr's ttm I'hlcknsha Kx-
I. rss w! ilium that a man is entl-
II. ..I In r.oltt u.hon ). lix.4 llie
l .. I-
tho flowi r.
The tiklilinma Cliy story of a
Tulsa man who loct his I rule within
1 r minutes af'er tho ceremony had
been performed Is prohahly a gross
evuKKcratirui No em h misadven-
ture eould happen to a. Tulsa man
111 ( ik!ihiiii.i ( '11 y.
Mr. Alexander's press bureau de-
nlia that Judge Iiol.ertson Is In the
lead. So do the other four candi-
dates for Iicmocratio nomination for
governor. We still say that cloud
of dust out In front looks like It was
kicked up by the Judge
"Say" said thn girt on South Main
when Mio called up yesterday "don't
you know that the placket on' a
woman's dress Is now on the side In-
stead of the hack?" We did not and
do not. I'urthermore. If the placket
in u side issue why dors a -woman
always feel of that part of her back
covered by the skirt before she ven-
tures on the street?
Mr. Hoover's bureau tells us to eat
more potatoes becauae there aro
five million bushels rotting In Louis-
iana. We are willing to do our part
but 1 ilrector-tleneral' McAdoo hna
I "'I'teii per rem - m ine ireiKm
ciiargrn aim oeniiicri Mo vuu 1 eni'
them any way for lack of transpor-
tation facilities. And there you are
Kdson K. Itlxhy who resigned as
munaglng editor of tha Muskogee
I'hoenlx to enlist In the army us a
private lesa than a year ago has 11 1
itady been promoted to a second
lieutenancy. It did not take the war
department lorig to reams that a
man who ran successfully manage
the editorial department of sn Ok-
lahoma dully paper can also com-
mand a bunch of rook lea.
A I.lttlo Kile O' Mfe.
The other day we rend a very won-
derful Treatise on economy. written by
I'rof. J'lpp of Hokum college and
he aald:
"In these times It behooves one to
Lay by a little jnonev for a ralin 41 '.
Ciindltlonn throughout the world
Are greatly unsettled. This Is
on account of the war. beyond doubt..
So uncertain Is the future of every
man 1
That (he saving-of money 'a essential.
There Is one nafe and sure method of
saving money.
It Is to put some money In the bonk
every w'ck:
And leave It there. Care should be
faken
That the Income Is always sllghily In
excess
Of the expenses. That in the way to
save."
This treatise was done In. leather
binding.
And the author Is an efficiency ex-
pert. llents a dollar and a half for his
honl;.
St H 1 they wonder nt crime.
What tho Hoys Arc Singing.
Aliout fiS.non popular song writers
In this countrv are discouraged. The
hoys In the army don't seem to sinx
their songs. The boys don't care for
thn sentimental hngwash but get up
songs of their own. Here Is one of
the most popular as we heard a
company sinning It at Yaphank the
other day: -f
"Oh they pWV me In the army and
.thev handed me a pack;
Thcv took away my nice new clothes
and dolled me up In kack;
They marched me twenty miles a day
to fit me for the war:
I didn't mind the first nineteen but
the lost onn madn me sore.'
Chorus:
"Oh It'n not the pack thnt you carry
on your hack
Nor the Springfield on your
shoulder.
Nor the five-Inch crust of country
dust
That makes you feel your limbs
grow older.
"And It's not the hike on the hard
turnpike
That wipes awav your amlla.
Nor the socks of sister's
Thut raise the blnnmln' blisters
It's that last long mile."
We note that Miss Syrup has been
marrtcrl in Kansas to a Mr. Waffle
which seems to be a cane of propin-
quity or consanguinity or something
or other we can't think Just what.
If Washington D. C-. ever adopts
an antl-loaflng law. It will be like
the end of thn world to a lot of peo-
r'e. 0
e .
German scientists are resourceful
but thev have never been able to find
a permanent substitute for truth The t
sunmarine menace In on the wane
and the scientists can't invent any-
thing to make the Oerman people
believe It Isn't.
The top sergeant waa sitting- In the
front line trench talking about home.
"Don't you think your wife misses
you a lot aergeant?" asked a pri-
vate. 'Sure ahe misses me" replied the
I sergeant "She can't throw thu. far."
a
.
Moment
and (he Worst
You" remember in the l.i -t sr
promised to tell you whit l'il:
Bunny did win-n i 1 1 . 1 r-n -v the
Owl asfi'ed him "Who's there.'' .ml
the little rabbit replied Mr M..11 ..
Just to fool.-aiun. you know
after that -'.
Old Harney the Owl
Have a terrihle scowl
As he looked lit little Lilly : i!i
You thought you w ere w ie.
Hut toy hlmkly old eyes
Can see you are not u hit furm
I can see from my houe
You are not Mr. Mtrut."
And then the old blinkertv. wink-
1
Cincinnati F-.n- W ' I
I'l-rsldrnt. I. in- 4 ft
L 7 . 1 '
'
hut I have .1 jri
nn- 1" ' V '
. alls on ;m.l a little pickuxe. "Show
erty owl flopped down .. tl'itliv frirn Mr .inv. through
ground and tried to catch the little. h lullnei to ti. Moss Lank en-
rabbi!. Hut Hilly l'.unny was too trance "
quick forhlm. ille Jumped
into a
hollow stump before you could say
"Jack nablill!"
"Come out of there." cried old i got outside once more be found htm-
Itarney In a screechery treachery i self on a mossy bank where blna-
volce but ou Just- bet the llttleisomed n lovely' bed of violef. tp
bunny didn't- He knew what would he pu ked fi'ou.i'i' t for himself iitfd
happen If he did. stui k it In his button hole nnd after
Well by and by after a long! that h hopped away slncing u ong.
1.11. t.. InnUH around iinil woiilillAoil if Robbill Kcdhri.tst hldll't
you believe It be found a little pair
of stairs. So down he hopped until
... . .. ...hi.. i.
i.ainted In red letters. "Mr. Mole
Siihwav Contractor." Then the little
rabbit knocked on th- door and
pretty soon It was opened and there'
stood Mr. Mole himself
"What do vou want '" be asked. I
rvlntr tn sinlltlt nut of his little . tin v
eves that vvre hidden all over Willi
n;llt j
It's me Hilly Itunnv." replied!
th little rnhhlt. "Mr. owl tried to
calc
l. ...e j.ol I honne.l into vniir
Handling
By MA K Y
The Tinge of Kotninii'o.
XLIV
J
"There's isn't a button on this
sh'rt!" John -held up the shirt in
question. He threw It aside. "Look
at this! He held up a secoii.i mini
i button missing. "1 do think
his voice trailed off In exasperation
S'lenlly I took the shirt. 1 hunted
through my button box. In the other
loom John paced the floor Impa-
tiently. I cave him the shirt. lie
looked thoroughly an'noyed. irritated.
When he was dresse.l a while later
he left. He went down the stairs -
j The Young Lady
Across the Wag j :f
The young lad
nayn she Isn't "h"
meat as she :. I
vegetarian d.e;
hva nlenty r.f n-.
and
fTTTT" 1
n? J yJV A
o '
is Yet to Come! !
1
r3v
mm
I l.oih.u i' p:.i c'ltr uicc but I haven't
ot 1 le k. t f-.r the niibw.iy "
W.-i
I tic
...i tiii lome li( anyway"
lin.l ol-l mob "ritv Rubwny
: I'.m:
i t nir
I'lllV
bed yi t. and t he trains
for some tuiiiv C'omo lu."
1 : 11 nn y lioppfl Inside and
.'ovin on a cli.-iir close to a littlo
1 ' i r.illiru: hilnnd which stood
! .Moles desk. Then Mr. Mole sat
' w n and looked ut Lilly l'.unny as
ui' li ii to f;iy "And now what can
1 00 for ou '' So Hilly l'.unny Kaid
I would 'ike to t'-t up on the ground
. 1. -.i.ii i'. 111 you i how mo a new
i.tv be.nus'' l don't w.nit to go
' hi k th" w .1 - I c;i nic '.'"
j Then Mr. Mo o inched a little
'"''I ;'d m cime a mole with over-
'Thank joii raid the little rab
bit ant he lioppeil after the work-
jrnan mole until they came to an
opening. And when the little rabbit
'heard it I never would have been
'able to tell it to you. Wasn't It
i .1... t.. urn. cWr. .sn it
It. me this morn : nir while I waa still
:ltt bed ' fee. nine If h hadn't how
in
uld I have eer learned it?
Over the clover
Hoppi'y hop
ami o-er the grass
1 ko;
from the autumn
Ov er the leave-
trees
And over the soft white snow
With a whistle and song
1 pi bopmK alon?.
il tn liiuy i.untiy ou Know.
I
a Husband
I O C tl I. .Vv.
.VMS
And
!s!i. nmed the door after him.
; did not e en call e-oo.lhy
i l-'ioiit b. hind the si-wing room cur-
t.-ms I w it. h-d him Mn.le ilown th.
unlk. Such a virile figure tall
Jstfiig He del not glance hick.
How iinfiii' The injiii!... of it
I finned thri.uch lie 1 work with
hull side by sl'l
n.rbt I trv to
order - -In all th
cotee l.on.e at
kec . the house In I
' Utile thlht.. that
I t-.i n not do in tl
h. finds fault bo
litornuii;.' Then
iiise the buttons
a;-e tint on nis shirt!
How- can 1 do it nil ? I looked .-it
the pile of nici.iin on the machine.
I must sat. l ift e that or my work
at the ol'l'.ce. Yet it Is rut of the lit-
tie household i.islis I am thinkiiik'.
i'lb-re is something eise I am sa.-ri
il'
Just what it is I do
not
know.
i The first month of our marriage I
jdid n lt sue. e. d so well wiMi holise-
j keeping. 1 conl l throw all that
1 aside. bow 'vcr. lair I had long
ev Mimes with John. Just To fe..
him th.-re working beside mo. Or to
have bun read to me. The intimacy
wis tniKcl with a I'm i." a nt romance
Hut 1 felt ouisi.le my husband s
life left
out
So I b. lie com. to
h.i-.t morning after
I side by si.le w llli
o;ic'l 1 1 ' y mind. I
I w hat he knows I
understand more
I would be a r:ue
the ol't'l.-e VI I'll
n-oitiiiu:. Work
him. 1 ti-;. 1 to
am so ienntant t
felt if I culd
about his wwk
compa inert.
hat has it r
con.e round tl;.-
have reached tl.
alw-avs i! rt i.l '.I
losint: Its li'.'..r;i!'
I believed :l
more than ii. ;
I saw- r..:i" 1
.u:t.
-cir
p-li
My
.1 in"
1 h.
at I have
;-d bfe is
I
ecu! 1 be'
a' if ions !
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j n a e. I . - : !
if r...
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s .ar-.v
t be'"
A.lirtu)
J
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affeeti?77..
anage to ro-
I ipenMle
-. . ! SUIT
I 'porienoc.
niako fun of your
'No. I v e got ov r that."
"You did once then."
- to ii nd she kept on
o'heis trvillK to nlt'.sja XUO-'
buying
cv -w. ui U)X
This is the Store for
Hot Weather Furnishings
Classy tilings that add to your comfort and
enhance your reputation as a good dresser.
Such a Vondcrful Showinp; of Fine'
Silk tf Madras Shirts
Manhattans mostly and that is sufficient recom-
mendation as to their qualitu. As to patterns why
they're impossible to describe in an understandable
uay. Certain it is that they're more beautiful than
in seasons past and this showing of ours eclipses
anything shown about town.
Rich Lustrous Silks $5 to $13.50
Plain and Silk Stripe Madras $2 up.
Silk Sox
Those nationally-known
Interwoven in jvhite
black cordovan slate
champagne and other
colors.
65c up
Rippling Rhymes
Tho Innocent.
"Oh whavj" rries Prussia's rhief
have I not done to save Uie world
from all this grief?" Wc hear the
kaiser rave; the old red kaiser weeps
the tears of crocodiles his victims
strewn in heaps in windrows stacks
Pllr'- 1 n" '''"intlr ss dead im-n
be on Kurnnc'a bloody plain be-
! "''th the blue spring -sky
by Wil-
helio's orders slain. The kaiser's
long rar.cn Kun fired from Its secret
perch. ha cruel murder done among
the o.ibes In church. Thern Is nn
crimo so base that Hill would it
haik. no abyss of disgrace In whl:u
he will not walk. The vultures find
their feasts wherever Wllhelm go".:
old men und clrls and priests he
butchers as his foes. He leans
against a gun. ami We can hear him
roar. "Chce. what have I nm don-
to sidestep all this gore?" The k'V-
ser's victims sleep um-ounte.1 every-
where; they're buried in the deep
they're slaughtered in the air: they
are dragged from hut and hall and
from the church to die; they're
backed against a wall and shot a-id
know not why. Now cries the royal
Him (a heartwrung Hun is he "Oh.
what have I not done to stop this
;.i m bores ?" Come off vour perch
i M lios-! ('ease talking through your
h.if! You (iinnot get across with
such a gag ss that! In leagues of
I "landers mud pour murdere.i men
repose; your hands are dripping
blood. It's dripping from your
clothes'
M o vnfc-!il. PH. (ieorfa Matthatr Adaraal
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Little lienny's Notebook
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Itidlnns.
The Indians use to roam the woods
Ware thern Is no woods today
Saying to each other In Indian
W.ilever they wunted to say.
If a Indian saw you before you saw
him.
A arrow In your chest was his greet-
iiur
And If you saw him before be siiv
you.
You wood get one in the back wi!"!
retreet.ng.
They worn paint on their skin ins'cl
of clothes. i
W. 1. thev consldere 1 it more
omittc "
Hut the chef ber fit prol "'y was
That they -v...ik up a!l dr. I every
morning.
Indians use to scalp each other
And save the scalps ail different
S'e..
I fisted of killing eioh other with
cannons acd puns.
Rerau.se they wasent sivillzed.
They lived In tents In the open" air
And nte Mi f f i loes and wild mnoses
An 1 Inster) of money they had glass
l""'.is
I And lusted of babies papooses.
More Oratory nt tho Har.
In Mississippi they tell of a young
I lawyer retained to defend a man
ic'i - a' - ged with the theft of a pig. The
young man seemed determined to
convince the Jury that ho was born
- i shine and accordingly he de-
hvered the following exordium:
May It please the court and gen-
tlemen of the Jury while I-.urope Is
bathed In blood: while classic. Greece
is struggling for her rights and lio-
ertios and trampling the unhallowed
altars of the beardless Infidels to
dust; while the United States enter-
ins; the war. shines forth the bright-
nK In H. nnllllcul .lev- T With
j" - i .i... . H.r.roi ih.
...... t .Vila hl.mhl.' I.O? thief.'
The All-Important Matter of
Underclothing
Serenty-fiie per cent of your summer comfort depends upon
your underwear especially the fit of it. Good light-weight
fabrics are positively essential but even these will be of little
moment if the garment do not fit. Not onli is our underwear
made of the best possible materials but it is cut to fit and our
careful salesmen know how to and always do fit you properly.
Mansco (open side) $1.50 up. Others $1 to $6.50
Wash Ties
Silk striped and fig-
ured beautiful soft
colors in white or light
colored grounds. Club
or four-in-Iiand shapes.
50c up
dansky'
na.a-.lg
rot lie rs
1
War Mor.fc
My Dear Niece:
Jack looked like
advertisement that
touched bv a iiohemlan nrtls'
HlS
... i
natty checked suit fitted easily and
exactly matched his nilk socks mi l
he had been manicured and barhered
into the suggestive freshness of new-
Iv returned laundry. liven the ticer
lily In his buttonhole held its motil. d
head up with early niorntng v:cr
and his eyes were ns clear as the h:i
round glasses through which tho
looked. Also I noticed how near.v
they were of a color wilh tl.e tor-
toise shell rims In which the 1." s. s
rested. This to he sine n'ay nave
been accidental.
A drooping black s'.lk 'fn s ippcrt-
ed the tiger lily's effort- to represent
the Hohemlan note in 'he c"mbiiii-
tlon nnd kept the color harmony per-
feet by matching the d"ts that toned j
Its flaming surface.
Jack entered sr-.i!ir- oai ho. ding
out his hafji I
Hello I pree'e 1 u:nc;mr as ne
gripped my hand ' Where have you
been all this time? Vmi look as wise
ns a ground owl "id as cenn as a
white-washed po!"c;.i-i. Nohody
could possiblv- be ;ls VVle as VO! ook.
Sit down an I te'.I me about your-
self." I must in'-rr-:;" myself tn tell yon
that Jack h-i I Nn It ""7 office when
Louise bounced in. Thev arrived al-
most slmo t ineo-i-lv. so he went
away s.v: -- that he would call later.
I knew hv that he wanted to talk 4nd
had ha.! come simply to he welcomed
'i home. And 1 had a kind of psychic
hunch h 1 1 he wanted to talk about
yo i vi. n he began elaborately to
talk ni.'o.t ether things I knew my
.-I'l'ic a was right.
l -crse served a a kind of conver-
sational appetiser.. We dished up
W::hu Howard as a fish course
lih .-h wis wholly appropriate sen-
ile ti l' he Is a cold-blooded animal
md discusser! Iteglna" patriotism
nr. I her goats as a meat course.
Hv this time Jock figured that I
was sufficiently Impressed with his
'-isunl interest In you so he Inquired
carelessly about your welfare.
After that I did the talking for
some minutes. And I did not talk
about you. He did that and eagerly
when he feared to lone you as a
subject Kvldently he admires you
tremendously; not you as an
achiever but you ns a woman alive
and vivid. He was boyishly sweet In
his admiration and a little pathetic
too; for I could see that his feellnK
for you Is bound up in some way
with a problem that trouhles him.
It came out as ho stood at the
door to sav good-bye. nnd 1 am cer-
tain that he meant me to tell you.
"Cood-bvn." he said holding my
hand. "Thank you for letting me
talk. Tou are so sympathetic with
a fellow. You'd have made a bully
mother! You never had a son did
vou ?"
I told him that I had one; mr ra-
diant hor whn was drownnd when
he was fifteen and then he spoke
what was In his heart:
"If he had grown up. would you
have made him promise you notto
nirrv while VOU lived?"
"Did your mother do that Jack?"
He nodded biting his Hps; then
defended her chivalrously.
"Mr father was rather a honnder.
know and thev were not happy.
I miess that soured her on matrl-
mnnv and she decided there was
nothing: to It. Her argument is that
.i. ..erlflced evervthlnsf for me. re-
i f .1 nit men she might have married
Soft Collars
Nothing adds so much
to your comfort as a
soft flexible collar.
They're smart f. as
can be.
20c up
Z.J I
oy Lwinn
t because they could have been unklnr)
a haberdasher's!'" "v small I can't see how
bin been re- I that wis a sacrifhe if nmrimony t
nnU OCI .1 I' : ... nr ml.l'-V ILK lu not .1-
I nil.lnii'il cm in -
actlv consistent; but In most things
she has been a re-king mother. I in
! grateful of course and I don't want
to make her miserable especially as
' -he always says she will not live
long a p 1 I will have plenty of time
'to marry af'er she Is dead." -
Y nn will." I declared "if she .
keeps her promise."
"What promise?" bewildered
i "Her promise not to live long. She
must keep her word if she expects
yon to keep yours."
"Oh. say. you know a fellow-
con bint wish his mother dead?"
"of course not dear hoy. Hut
vour mother forced a cruel and un-
natural promise from you by prey-
ing on your sympathies. She ought
either to die or give you hack your
promise. How old Is she?"
"Just eighteen years older than I
am."
And healthy?"
She looks lt but "
Never mind the "but.' Too do
this. Insist that she release you from
your promise"
It will break nerneart.
'It Is worth no mora than yi'irs.
Try lt"
Now. dear this Is thn situation. I
shall try to meet his mother and
her up. Leaving you out of the ruse
altogether I want her to release
Jack. I will keep you Informed in
regard to further developments.
AJwavs lovthgiy your auntie
THE WAR-HORSK-
Everyday Wisdom '
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eTAKTrITSEWS
AS l?U'WALrVA)S'
TAWN6JHEBATH-
VvtLLMAPTHs
AtAlteSrm
Plumbing. "
Plumbing Is entertaining and in-
structive. If a man lt10fmh1?
a hobby of plumbing he will find I "
a diverting as golf and Just as good
exercise and just as urn i '
tunltles for plain and fancy P'"fan"
lty. Still there will always be a
great manv men who prefer navm-
their plumbing work done by some-
... . . wilt ntwaVS I'"
one ease juni an mem -a
great many men who prefer hav-
ing their golf done by lotn. '-
We know one man who saveu
enough money doing his own plumb-
. i a n ..pur to ruiy a
ing-repniriiiK in -"
95 volume encyclopedia with trans-
parent paper and limber backs and
we know another man who keeps a
seven-passenger car and a chauffeur
with the money he saves tinkering
about the house stopping leaks.
gurgles and thumplngR. " .
And there Is always the possibil-
ity of your being thrown on your
own resources In a new way at any
time and if you have been used to
a life of luxury and refinement
what Is better than tn have pre-
pared yourself during his leisure
hours to assume a professional
standing as a plumber Qn a mo.
ment's notice? We mus; -confess w
do not know-
vAfMT
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