The Talihina Tribune (Talihina, Okla.), Vol. 13, No. 43, Ed. 1 Friday, February 4, 1916 Page: 4 of 6
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I
TALIHINA, O K L A., TRIB
U N E
Keep Well!
It's an easy matter to keep well—just keep your liver active
and your blood pure—that's all! We have the best line of blood
and liver medines to be found anywhere. Make us prove it.
m THOUSANDS OF
PATIENTS OUT OF THE
HOSPITALS
SHOOK EVEN DIVER'S NERVES
Western Drug Merchant Discusses
National Health
Ozment Drug Co.
Talihina Lumber Co.
Full and Complete Line of Dressed
and Rough Lumber!
BUILDING MATERIAL!
Our Prices are Lowest!
Office at Golden Eagle Dept. Store
:sl
Nothing but Clean Merchandise
D. Thomas & Go.
—— - .71 We Want Your Trade
MONRAD J. OLSEN
of I>cs Mollies, la., sulil. In un Inter
view today,
"If eueli person In this country would
tiikc an occasional laxative dose, our
lios|itt:ils would lose thousands upon
thousands of patients."
Mr. Olsen further stated that he was
familiar with and had sold all the va
rlous laxatives, and that in his opinion.
Itexnll Orderlies is the iuost pleasant
and sure remedy for constipation.
THOMAS DRUG CO.
THE IlEXALL STORE
ARE YOU A WOLF OR AN 0X7
Physician Claims to Recognize Both
Carnivorous and Herbivorous
Human Types.
Sights In Ship Sunk by Submarine Too
Much for Veteran Who Had
Seen Many Such.
"Yes," said a well-known diver re-
cently, in a quiet voire, "one of the
most awful sights I linve ever seen
was witnessed recently; it was a
steamer stink by a submarine. When
I got down to her, the people in the.
saloon looked exactly as if they were
alive. All had their eyes open—the
women had piteous expressions on
their faces; some had actually stuffed
handkerchiefs in their mouths to try
to prevent suffocation—and when
the saloon door was opened they all
seemed to dance toward me. 1 sig-
naled to the surface, and as I moved
backward they also moved, until it
was possible to take them off one by
one. But the thing that seemed to
tne the most striking of all was this:
The man at the wheel, who had been
a mate of mine in time past, had
gone down with his ship, and when I
looked there he was still, with both
hands on the wheel, his face rigid
and set, looking as if he were a figure
cast in bronze. When I tried to move
his hands from the wheel to take him
| up, I found it impossible; they were
clinched beyond my strength. I felt
j queer, signaled 'Up,' and a few mo-
I ments later my helmet was un-
screwed and they were gentlv spong-
, ing the blood from my face and nos-
trils."
CLASSIFIED WANT ADS.
Advertisements under this head. 1-Sc u word
each insertion. If run for four or more times.
Less than I times. Ic u word or 7c a line.
It Pays to Advertise
Especially if you use the Tribune.
LOVIN dray line
Monroe Lovin, Prop
First Cla.s Service—Moderate Charges—Honest Work.
Your work solicited, on the "Square Deal Plan."
Disagreeable Calomel is
Yielding to Pleasant
Liv-Ver-Lax.
Physicians generally agree that
the niuseating, unpleasant ef-
fects of calomel are due to tlin
uudes i Hbly violent action it has
on tlit- syst''in. For a long while
Various substitutes have been
tried, but it was only recently
thai th really wonderful retne
dy, LIV-VER LAX was prepar-
ed b.v L K. Grigsby.
LIV-VER LAX has all the good
and noil" of the bad effects of
calomi I It is a necessity in ev-
ery home, always being ready to
change the sluggish liver and
bile clogged system, with no un-
pleasant after effects.
IjIV VER-LAX is guaranteed
to givo satisfaction or your mon-
ey will be immediately refund'd
Insist oil tlieoriginal bearing the
likeness of Li K. GrigsOy For
sale in 50c and<$l bottles at
Thomas Drug Co.
How's This?
I We offer $iuo Reward for any
| case oT Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure.
Hall'j Catarrh Cute lias been
taken by catarrh suffeiers for
the past il5 years, and h s be-
come known as the most reliable
remedy for catarrh. Hall's Ca-
tarrh Cure ac s thru the blood
on th*5 mucous sin faces, i ypell-
iug the i ois 11 from the blood
and healing the diseased por-
tions. After you have taken
Hall's Catarrh Cure for a short
lime you will see a great im-
provement in your general lie-ith.
Start taking Hall's CaUirrhCure
at once and get rid of catirrh.
Send for testimonials, free
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, 0.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Evidence that there are two dis-
tinct human types—the carnivorous
and the herbivorous—is offered by
Dr. ,T. E. Godthwait in his Shattuck
lecture, published in Cull in the Bos-
ton Medical and Surgical Journal
and reviewed in the London Lancet.
The interest of physicians in Doc-
tor Goldthwait's theory is that, ac-
cording to his view, the wolf and ox
types of man, as perhaps they may be
called, have each its peculiar diseases.
In some cases the peculiarities of the
type may induce disease; in others
they simply react more easily to spe-
cial conditions. Normal man is half
way between these two types, Doctor
Qoldthwait tells us: ty* is part ox
enid part wolf; but just what propor-
tion of each represents normality
best, the lecturer does not say.
lie thinks that the carnivorous, or
wolf, type is gaining the ascendancy
somewhat.—Literary Digest.
CELEBRITY.
"There seems to lie a great deal of
rivalry between Dingleville and
Spottstown."
"Yes," replied the old resident,
complacently, "but Dingleville put
over one last week that will hold
Spotstown for a while."
"How was that?''
"A Dingleville bov turned out to
be a forger who was wanted in twenty
states."
SMALL CHARGE FOR LATHER
Barber Not at All Unreasonable, Con-
sidering That the Fault Was
Ills Customer's.
"Quite a war the different coun-
tries are havjrifj," began the barber,
as he sharpened the razor on the,
right side of his foot.
"Yes," said Senilis Tcekle. "I—
"Of course, there's something to be'
6aid on both sides. There's two
sides to every question, you know,|
Eoinetimes more," resumed Angelo
(for such was the barber's name), as:
he suddenly dipped his brush into;
the lather barrel ar.d daubed manyi
of Teekle's features with it.
"Of course," mused Angelo, as he
rubbed tlie lather in with a square
of sandpaper, "the men who are'
actually fighting feel it the most."
"I doubt it. But—"
"The weather's been real nice,"
went on the barber, blowing the lath-
er off the end of Teekle's nose to
clear a place to grab hold of.
"Dash it, man, 1 want a haircut,
not a shave 1" yelled Teekle.
"Why didn't you say so?" said An-
gelo. "Well, I'll only tack on eight
cents extra for the lather."
Which was really all the honest
fellow tacked on. — Detroit Free
Press.
TO 1X5AN. on Farm or City prop-
J erty with !ir>t elass title IK-mI
with a h >me man and avoid useless expense
and delay, When you need money ooine and
tell me your troubles Monev saved b\ eon-
suiting SI E. A. Met JO WAN. Ajrt.
Tvnnwriter Ribbons. Paper. Carbon
J rc" ■ II*-1 paper, for sale at I he
Tribune office. Have one and two colof rib-
bins for tin* Royal Oliver. I.Vmlnjfton, Smith
rtwiier. Pittsburg. L. « . Smith. Uuderwood.
holes. Fox Hammond. .1 • wett and others.
Rltnilfc IjCKtil bla ksof all kinds kept to
cHiivN v.n n[ tllis
Will TraHp Kansasfit\ property, ft-i-.'
ill I l liUC l'aik A\. . half blk from
Independence ave. ear line, a 8-apartmeni
huniralo, .V) ft. tcrruce west from on 1'ark, 50
it east front on • live. Worth incum-
branee $2.5(0. Also eott&ye in Iola. Has.. 1-2
hlks from court house and park. eit\ of 10.000
population; worth *2,00t>. c car. Will trade for
land in Oklahoma, Le Flore county preferred,
worth $.") to M0an acre. Want unimprove laud
near railroad: will assume $2..V>0; come ai d set-
my property and i ll co nc and see yours. I
mean business. M. E. SMITH.
20 i'ar . Ave. Kansas City. Mo.
POLITICAL
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Under th=s heading Candidates
arc invited to make known their
wants, at regular adv. rates—the
cash to come first. Nobody will
t.e barred on account of politics.
W S. HANSFORD announces
that he is a Candida',e for County
Commissioner from the Third
District, subject to the decision
"ftlie voters in the next Demo-
cratic primaries.
Col. E E. Springer, Auctioneer
-0 Years Experience.
Tribune Office.
Fish and Oysters
EVERY SATURDAY
AT —
lack's Restaurant
My brand is as above, with addition of dewlap.
I will pay lino reward forurrest and con vie lion
of anyone stealing my cattle. ♦!< reward for
•arrest and conviction of anyone know in rly
bu\iniMinyof my cattle from a thief. $25 re-
ward for arrest and conUetion of an\one
shooting or dri\inu any of my cattle from
their range.
(J. T. ALLEN, Talihina, Oltla.
Phone, 50 li.i's.
UNEEDA SHAVE
TI;Y POYNOR'S
TONSORIAL PARLOR.
Clean Towels used on
Each Customer.
Your Business Appreciated
R. J. Poynor, Prop.
Dallas St., Talihina.
ITS NATURE.
"Who are generally the winners at
a tea fight?"
"Nobody. It is always a drawn
battle."
THE DISTINCTION.
"Don't talk about my daughter**
working. She has a calling."
"What is it?"
' "She's a telephone operator."
EMPHATIC PROGRAM.
"When are you going to sound
the keynote of. the campaign ?"
"I ain't j*oin' to have anv keynote
this time, replied Senator Sorghum.
"Too many men hav;gotten drowned
out trying to prodn e harmony. I'm
going to jump in wilh the bass drum
and cymbals."
THE RF.SULT.
i "Do yon think these schools of
aviation can r. ally accomplish auy-
l thing?"
1 "Certainly; they can make your
: money fly."
t A. McGOWAM
ATTORN FY AT LAW. PRAC
TICE IN ALL COURTS
First Nat. Dank Building'.
{aylor & Harper
Eben L. Taylor,:—:
Poteau, Okla.
J. B Harper,
Talilrna.
HIS MASTERPIECE.
W. F. H< aid lias moved with
hi?, family to Wouible, Ark.
John 15.- McGee was in town
from the Laura country Monday
on business.
T. A Gu'nii and family leftjcharged the large success of the
Monday for Porum where they
will make their home. Their
Whitesboro friends will greatly
miss them.
W. S. Hansford returned Sat-
urday froui a week spent in the
interests of g.u d roads, having
been the principal speaker at
meetings held at Tushkahoma,
Albion, Clayton Post Oak and
other points. Hill is there with
the goods when is comes to tell-
ing the advantages of better
roads, and to his < tforts can be
various issues of road bonds in
ibis valley.
Subscribe for the Tribune!
WHAT YOU'D EXPECT.
"What act follows this tramp
comedian?" j Visitor—Oh, what a lovely carpet!
"Why—er—let me see the pro- Was it very exj ive?
gram. ITcre it is. A troop of dogs." Mrs. Neurieh- 1 should say so. Tt
is one of the finest Mr. Brussels ever
wove.
TRUE ENOUGH.
Everybooy who rods
magazines buys news*
papers, but everybody
who reads newspapers
doesn't buy magazines.
Catch the Drift?
Here's the medium to
re-ch Itc people of
this community.
Km
"This is a harsh, rough world!"
complained the unhumdercd hobo.
"Yes," admitted the geologist, "it's
rather crusty."
NO DOUBT IT DOES.
Lola—Do you believe that a word
to the wise is sufficient.
Jack—Well, that depends upon the
word.
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
Practice in all < uni ts.
Office in Court House Bldg.
J, M.Cruthis
Attorney-at-Law
All Courts.
TALIHINA. . OKLAHOM A
Blanks tin Hand.
The following blanks are kept
on hand and for sale at the Tri-
bune office:
Mortgage Release
Farm Lease
Art of Agreement for Deed
General Lease
General ('ontract
■ Real Estate Mortgage
Chattel Mortgage
Notes
Warranty Deed
Township Plats
Gas and Oil Lease
Mineral Lease
Quit claim deeds
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Springer, M. E. The Talihina Tribune (Talihina, Okla.), Vol. 13, No. 43, Ed. 1 Friday, February 4, 1916, newspaper, February 4, 1916; (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc132630/m1/4/?q=%22United+States%22: accessed June 20, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.