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THX RED ROCK OPINIO*
C. A. Hasan. Pk.b.
Nobody is ever
fctet -a potipc * ■ :
EXCUSE ME!
fc ^RUPERT HUGHES
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jNOVHlZED FROM THE
COMEDY OF I/tE SAME
.NAME. T T T
I LXV^TJe^\TEX> FPQM.
PrtOTCKi^\PHS OF
THE PLAY AS PRODUCED
^ /IE.\RY W. SAVAGE-.
■ i ccpwiow |pi n. rtv cc*
cars, as tf a gigantic young Uulilver
•tabled bis toys there and invisibly
rru®ed himself; now whlililng this
oce avty. now backing that otter In.
dome of the tralqi were noble equip-
ages. fitted to glide across tbe wboie
map with cargoes of Lilliputian mil-
lionaire® and tbelr Lilliputian .adlee
Others were huxubls and «aat?&y
llnked-up day coaches and dlngv
FOLEY KIDNEY PIUS MEXICO MS NEW REVOLUTION
HOT! HOT!
Art E c-«t :a Cunt:vt
FCR BACKACHE. RHEUMATISM.
KIONEYS AMD BLAODER
Kne« a Poet's Troubles
FELIX DIAZ SEIZES ARSENAL AT
VERA CRUZ.
Had a queer experience recently." f00j< charge cf War«hips in Harbor—
t 1 the Billville poet. Robber held Party Proposes to Leave
me up cn the highwaj Didn't have a Choice of President to Vo*e.
cent in my pocket—only a poem which
smoSlng-cars, packed with woraera. j ukin* to the editor." T*ne ^jty Gf Mexico.—Gen. Felix
▼ is assured
can kee-p c
i York tnren
ae with IS *
them so the
ts bu'.kiing an
ps Hope bell
on*t Interfere
Explorers in New Mexico recently
have found a prehistoric fiat, but even
the ianltor had become extinct.
It is carrying the humanitarian
movement quite too far when bandita
try to chloroform their victims.
sa«." tbe young man lifted, as be
faxed this 'i.1 and that.
The place cf their shipwreck was so
ieserted that not even a crowd bad
gathered The racket of tb^ collision
bad not brought a single policeman
They were in s dead world of granite
warehouses, wholesale stores and fao-
toiies, all locked and forbidding, and
full of silent gloom
In the daytime this was a big trade-
artery of Chicago, and all day long It
waa thunderous with trucks and com-
merce At night It was Pompeii, so
utterly abandoned that the algfit
watchmen rarely slept outside and
no footpad tound it worth while to
set up shop.
CHAPTER I.
The W^k* of tf e Tantes b.
The young * am an in tbe tax; cab
scutuing frantically down tbe dart
street, clung to tbe arm of tbe young
man alongside, as tf abe were tern-
fled st tbe lswSreaklng neci-risking
speed But evidently some greater
fear goaded ner. for she gasped.
"Can't be go a httle fast err*
"Cant you go a little faster?" The
young mat alongside howled as be
thmst his head and shoulders ttrougn
the window In the door
But tbe self-created taxi gale swept
bis voice aft, and tbe taut chauffeur
perked his ear in vain to catch tbe
One desirable step in that proposed ranlahlng syllsbles.
war of phthisis would be the amputa "What's that?" he roared.
tion of the superfluous consonants. "Can't you go a little faster T*
— The indignant charioteer simply A cat or two wen furtively in search
Men may become too blase to buy bad to shoot one barbed glare of re- 0f warfare or romance. The lamp-
tickets to an aviation meet and yet proach into tbst lassenger. He turned po€U gtretcbed on and on in both dl-
grow excited over a casual dog fight his bead and growled. rections in two forevers
Say, do youse want to lose me me jn faraway there was a muf-
Aviators are not the only people licenser fle<1 mmbie an(j t^e fajcl clang of a
For Just one Instant he turned his bell Somewhere a street car was
head One Instant was Just enough bumplcg a]ong ltl ralu
The unguarded taxlcab seized the op-
portunity, bolted from tbe track, ana
flung, as it were, its arms drunkenly
around a perfectly respectable lamp-
post sttendlng strictly to Its business
on tbe curb There ensued a con-
densed Fourth of July. Sparks flew,
Cincinnati woman declares she has tires exploded, metals ripped, two
discovered a man without a fault, wheels spun in air and one wheel,
neatly severed at the axle, went reel-
ing down the sidewalk half a block
before It leaned against a tree and
rested.
A doxen or more miracles coincided
to save the passengers from injury
The young man found blmself stand
. like ant*.
Cars are mere vehicles, but locomo
rives hsve souls. The express en-
g1c.es roll In or stalk out witt gran-
deur and ease They are like em-
perors. They seem to look with scorn
at the suburbat engines snorting and
grunting and shaking tbe arched
roof with their plebeian choo<hoo as
they puff from shop to cottage and
back
The trainmen take their cue from
the behsvlor of theli locomotives Ths
conductor of s transcontinental nods
to tbe conductor of a sbuttle-traln
with less cordiality than to a brake-
man of his own Tbe engineers of
tbe ilmlteds look like senstors In
, overalls They are far-traveled men.
leading a mighty life of adventure.
; They are pilots of lsnd-shlps across
land-oceans They hsve a right to a
certain condescension of manner
But no one fee^s or shows so much
arrogance as the sleeping car porters.
They cannot pronounce 'supercili-
ous.'" but they can be 1L Their dis-
dain for tbe entire crew of any tram
•bat carries merely day-coache9 or
half-baked chair-cars. Is expressed as
only a darkey In a uniform can ex-
take the poem, did he?" nephew of (Jen. PorSrlo Diax, the
"No Read three lines of it handed jepoge<i presiaent of Mexico has now
it back to ue and said Friend, here raise i tht, blnn<r of rebellion at Ve.a
: You need it worse than 1 do.'"- rnlJ ,,n[ereij the rity with 500
Atlanta Constitution. aien I(.ti the arsenal and garri-
son, w zirh comprised ."00 of the twen-
DR. CALDWELL'S GUIDE ty-firet infantry and one 6-gun battery
TO GOOD HEALTH -w placed men in charge of the
two gunboats. Tamp'.co and Bravo,
The natural tendency of people in Ijing in the harbor.
this busy age to demand of the di- The news of the rising created ex-
gestlve organs more than nature in- eitement here, although there wt-re nc
tended they should perform, frequent-
ly results in throwing the entire di-
gestive system into disorder. When
street demonstrations. Mexicans gen-
erally appeared elated at the new de-
velopments According to the reports,
«...—
Jinks—Vegetables are very back-
ward this season.
Blinks—Yes—but the Ice plant Is
flourishing.
•who deliberately take chances. There
are many amateur mushroom gather-
ers.
There is this to ay for marriage:
Those who have had experience with
It are always willing to give it another
trial.
The three castaways stared every preu dlsdaln for wWte trasn
which war, and every which way w„ Qf >M ^ y ^ eTer
peace. Tbe ghost of a pedestrian or curle<j a ^ h hUMl by far
two hurried by In the far distance | „u th# dutky ,tteodJJt ,n San
Francisco sleeper on the Trans-Amer-
ican Limited. His was the train of
trains In that whole system. His car
the car of cars. His passengers the
surpassengers of all.
His train stood now waiting to set
the stomach fails to freely digest and Gen. Diaz found many adherents when
distribute that which is eaten, the he entered Vera Crux, including some
bowels become clogged with a mass of the troops.
of waste and refuse which ferments
and generates poisonous gases that Overtures to Orozco.
are gradually forced into the blood. El Pa? . Texas—It is made known
causing distress and often serloUf ill- here : over-
sets. from men prom en' in Madero's gov-
Dr. W. B. Caldwell says that If the ernment Mev. -o '-> to representa-
bowels are kept regular there will be tives here of P > Orozco. Jr., lead-
much less sickness, and prescribes a er of r>> . • v-r..ent in the north,
combination of simple laxative herbs ± from secret service
with pepsin that is most effective in 5 ,:u; e " • is on his
relieving any congestion of matter In wav u :-\i- j .; wr Porflrio Diaz, presl-
the bowels. This compound can be ^en: .: v before the Madero rev-
bought in any drug store under the olutiot
HANDS ITCHED AND BURNED
Abbotsford. Wis.—"My son had ec-
zema on bis hands for about one year.
The eczema started with a rash. His
been made hands w ere sore so he could not close
name of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin,
and costs only 50 cents a bottle. It Is
mild in Its action, pleasant to the
taste and positive in efTect, a dose at
night bringing relief next morning,
naturally and without griping or oth-
er discomfort. A bottle of Dr. Cald-
well's Syrup Pepsin in the house will
save many times its cost in doctor
bills. Your name and address on a
forth upon a voyage of two thousand postal to Dr. W. B. Caldwell. 203 West
It wxs sa::
Felix Dial. *
against the M
of five tamei
- highest authority that
ic his • risen in arms
government, is one
! is presidential candi-
dates to f jcwea Madero.
The tew rrv: jtionary party, said
rebe - . :s ^re. who for obvious
reascrs -• ihh . their names, will be
ctiQ-e -i M*x.;o in that it will cham-
j ion : o one man, leaving the selection
them, and when he wet his hands they
hurt him so he could hardly wash. His
hands itched and burned Just terrible
and if he would scratch them, they
would break out into sores. He could
not get any rest or sleep, and his
hands looked quite bad.
• "We had medicine and salve and It
kept getting worse all the time. I got
some Cutlcura Soap and Ointment,
and after washing his hands with the
Cutlcura Soap and putting some of the
Cutlcura Ointment on two times a day
and tying cloths on them for about six
months they got well nmd have not
broken out since. Cutlcura Soap and
Ointment cured him entirely." (Sign-
ed) Mrs. Lawrence Kiehl, Feb. 13,
1912.
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold
Walt till they've been married
years.
ten
While fashton has decreed that wo-
men's hats shall be smaller this win-
ter. the prices still remain disgraceful-
ly obese.
Philadelphia Is to have women cash-
iers on street cars. Now we see where
the "move forward, please." never can
be enforced.
"Our only hope." said Harry. "Come
along, Marjorte."
He handed the chauffeur five dollars
as a poultice to his wounds, tucked
the girl under one arm and the dog-
basket under tbe other, and set out,
calling back to the chauffeur:
"Good night!"
"Good night!" the girl called back
"Good night!" the chauffeur echoed.
He stood watching them with the ten-
der gaze that even a chauffeur may
feel for young love hastening to a
honeymoon.
He stood beaming so, till their foot-
steps died In the silence. Then he
lng on the pavement with the un- turned back tQ Ue chaoUc remnama
St., Monticello, 111., will bring a free
trial bottle by return mall. Adv.
A Chicago court bailiff,
Hunter, served 13,014 writs and trav-
eled 127,952 miles in two months.
Some hunter.
Pueblo Indians of the fifteenth cen-
tury are discovered to have danced
the "grizzly bear." Yes, and where
uro they now?
A Herman visitor hero says that
there are no trusts in Germany, only
syndicates. There Is much in the
power of words.
When a baseball player dies of
heart disease after years of service in
the big leagues no man can consider
himself exempt.
Father is a pretty good fellow when
It comes to paying the bills, but some-
times he doesn't get any credit, even
In bis own home
It is reported that an earthquake
was recently felt at Reno But it
doesn't seem possible that anything
could sho*-k Reno.
The craving for wealth still rages
In the breast of the humble but beau-
tiful chorus girL One has Just eloped
with an iceman.
A Gotham policeman had his pocket
picked on a street car. The pickpock-
ets are evidently going where they
think the money is.
hinged door still around his neck. The
young woman's arms were round his
neck. Her head was on his shoulder.
It had reposed there often enough,
but never before in the street under a
named lamPP°8t- The chauffeur found him-
self in the road, walking about on all
fours, like a bewildered quadruped.
Evidently some overpowering need
for speed possessed the young worn
an. for even now she did not scream,
she did not falut. she did not mur-
mur. "'Where am I?" She simply said:
"What time is it. honey?"
And tbe young man, not realizing
bow befuddled he really was, or how
bis hand trembled, fetched out hl3
watch and held it under thf glow of
the lamppost, which was now bent
over in a convenient but disreputable
attitude.
"A quarter to ten. sweetheart.
Plenty of time for the train."
"But the minister, honey! What
about the minister?*
The consideration of this riddle was
Interrupted by a muffled hubbub of
yelps, whimpers and canine hysterics.
Immediately the young woman forgot
ministers, collisions, train-schedules—
everything. She showed her first sign
of panic.
"Snoozleums! Oet 8noozleums!"
They groped about In the topsy-
turvy taxlcab, rummaged among a
jumble of suitcases, handbags, um-
brellas and minor impedimenta, and
fished out a small dog-basket with an
Inverted dog Inside. Snoozleums was
ridiculous In any position, but as he
slid tall foremost from the wicker
basket, he resembled nothing so much
of his machine. He worked at It hope-
lessly for some time, before he had
reason to look within. There he
found Uie handbags and suitcases, um-
brellasind other equipment He ran
to the corner to call after the owners.
They were as absent of body as they
had been absent of mind.
He remembered the street-number
miles, a Journey across seven Imperial
states, a Journey that should end only
at that marge where the continent
dips and vanishes under tbe breakers
of the Pacific ocean.
At the head of his car, with his lit-
tle box step waiting for the foot of
the first arrival, the porter stood, his
head swelling under his cap. hU
breast swelling beneath his blue
blouse, with Its brass buttons like The Goodleys have a sailor son, who
reflections of his own eyes. His name CD °ne occasion brought home a par-
POLLY VICTIM OF DECEPTION KENTUCKY FEARS HORSE PLAGUE
i: . :<r or to some committee tbrougbout the world. Sample of each
to be - • "^Jroni the many warring wjtb 32-p. gkin Book. Address
post-card "Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston.'*
Adv.
e.emet:s in
Eird Realized Period Between Its Tem-
porary Oblivions Had Been Ma-
terially Cut Short.
was Ellsworth Jefferson, but he was
called anything from "Poarr-turr" to
"Pawtah." and he usually did not
come when he was called.
Tonight he was wondering perhaps
what passengers, with what disposi-
tions, would fall to his lot. Perhaps
he wa3 wondering what bis Chicago
sweetheart would be doing in the
eight days before his return. Per-
haps he was wondering what his San
Francisco sweetheart had been doing
in the five days since he left her. and
how she would pass the three day§
that must Intervene before he
reached her again.
He had Othello's ebon color. Did
he have Othello's green eye?
Whatever his thoughts, he chatted
gaily enough with his neighbor and
colleague of the Portland sleeper.
Suddenly he stopped in the midst
of a soaring chuckle.
"Lordy, man, looky what's a-corn-
!n'!"
the Portland porter turned to gaxe.
"I got my fingers crossed."
"I hope you git him."
"I hope I don't."
"He'll work you hard and cuss yot
out, and he won't give you even a
Much Obliged."
"That's right He ain't got a usher
to carry his things. And he's got
enough to fill a van."
The oncomer was plainly of Eng-
lish origin. It takes all sorts of peo-
Qua-antines Against Western Stock
A'ter Epidemic is Over and
Forgotton in Kansas.
Frankfort, Kentucky.—Acting undei
the o r-iers of the Kentucky live stock
sar. •. ry board, Mr. Newman, commis
the sake of tbe donor-on no other S"culture. has just sent no
ti es to ail the transportation compa-
ties rail, river and electric, doing
rot for the amusement and enlighten-
ment of the family. They kept it for
account would it have been given
bouse room. Of course, it was a per-
fectly respectable bird—occasionally,
but on Sunday evenings, when youtg
Mr Saintly paid his regular visit, it
was deemed advisable to cover Polly
with a cloth.
Recently, however, Mr. S took ad-
vantage of a half-holiday accruing to
him, and made an extra call on the
Wednesday. A6 he was ushered in
Miss Mary Goodley dexterously threw
the cloth over Polly's cage. Greet-
ings over, there ensued the usual
awkward pause, which was broken by
a squawk from the covered cage.
"Well, I'll be everlasting blessed."
said Polly. "This has been a thunder-
short week!"
business in this state, that quaran
• ne had been placed on all horses
mu>s and jack stock coming from the
sto-£ yards of Kansas City, Indianap-
olis. Chicago. St. I^ouis and St. Jo
se; h. Mo. The purpose is to prevent
the spread of the horse plague.
Jackson's Relief.
Wilson (who has met his friend
whom he hasn't seen for some time)—
Let me see, you knew poor old Jack-
son. didn't you?
Johnson—Yes, I knew him well.
Wilson—Then you will be pleased
to hear he is out of his misery at last.
Johnson—You don't say so. Poor
old fellow; but I always thought he
would pop off suddenly. When did
he (He?
Wilson—Oh, he's not dead; it's his
wife.
BIG NAVY CONTRACT T.O ENGLAND
TO DRIVE Ot'T MAI.AIUA _ _
AND HI ILD I P THE SYSTEM
Take the Old Standard OHOVB -' TASTKLKSS
CHILI. TONIC. You know joa are ta« ng.
The formula is plainly prlnn-d on e*«rj b-.ttie,
• bowing n is siuiply quinine nnd Imn In a i*siHe««
n'-d I'" f " "Mia1 forui. tor grown,
people and children, SO cent*. Adv.
The fountain of beauty is the heart,
and every generous thought Illustrates
the walls of your chamber.—Smiles.
Serious Lack.
An old Englishwoman, who was ex-
tremely stout, was making vain efforts
to enter the rear door of an omnibus.
The driver leaned over good-naturedly,
and cried:
"Try sideways, mother, try sid^
ways!"
The eld woman looked up breath-
lessly, and replied:
"Why, bless ye. James. I ain't got
no sideways!"—Youth's Companion.
British Firm to Make American Shells
— Underbid Home Competitors
by Over $300,000.
Washington. D. C.—A contract foi
part of the armor piercing shells for
the United States navy, on which the
Hatfield Steel company of England re
centiy underbid all American competi-
tors by nearly $200,000 on less than a
$f,('f)0,000 contract for 2,000 14-incb
shells and by about $300,000 on a
contract of about $1,000,000 for 2,500
12-inch shells, will be awarded to the
English concern, it was announced by has no attraction for the person
A fool and her money frequently
marry into the nobilt'y.
A "Tempting
Dinner
99
Acting Secretary Winthrop.
Sends Cruiser to Vera Cruz.
Washington, D. C.—Officials here
became alarmed over the imminent
danger to Americans in Vera Cruz
Height of Assurance
A man was charged with stealing a Mexico, captured by rebels, and Beek
pie to make up the British Empire, horse, and after a long trial the jury man Winthrop, acting secretary ol
and there is no sort lacking glorious aCqUjtted him. Later in the day the the navy, ordered the cruiser Des
or pretty, or sour or sweet. But this man ancj asked the judge Moines, now making a tour of Mex-
was the type of English globe-trotter jor a warrant against the lawyer who
that makes himself as unpopular successfully defended him.
among foreigners as he Is among his "What's the charge?" inquired tho
own people. He is almost as unen- jU(jge
durable as the Americans abroad who
twang their banjo brag through Eu-
"Why, your honor," replied the man.
'can ports, to return to Vera Cruz.
Commander Hughes will have full
power to exercise his own discretion
in safeguarding Americans in the be-
leaguered city, and without further
"you see. I didn't have the money to instructions can land a party if con-
Why should the men be blamed for
not giving up their seats in street cars
when the women prefer to wear stand-
ing room-only skirts?
Piano makers In several states are
threatening a strike. And yet this is
o business which depends for its very
existence on harmony.
as a heap of tangled yarn tumbling >
out of a work-basket. He was an in-
dignant skein, and bad much to say *-
before he consented to snuggle under ,, .. „ . .. , .. .
hl mifitrefis' chin. H*nr" M"l,or* «nd M.rjorl. Newton.
About this time the chauffeur came 1 they had given him as their destlna-
prowllng Into view. He was too deep- tion. He waited till at last a yawning
ly shocked to emit any language of ' policeman sauntered that way like a
the garage. He was too deeply lonely beach patrol, and left him In
shocked to achieve any comment more charge while he went to telephone his
brilliant than: garage for a wagon and a wrecking
'That mess don't look much like It crew
rope, and berate France and Italy for him his fee. so he took the horse Hitions w
.v, i. . Knrlrorhcflt rnka4
I UC J\J Uiip, '""II rui 1MB
An abnormality hag been discovered. dera and Btared up and dow
that of a woman who is talking her-
i>elf to death As a general rule a
husband Is the victim.
Now It Is announced that Uncle
Sam Is going to make money small-
er Wonder If it will cause a de-
preciation in salaries?
ever was a taxlcab, does It?"
The young man shrugged his shoul-
the
long street for another. The young
woman looked sorrowfully at the
wreck, and queried:
"Do you think you can make It go***
The chauffeur glanced her way.
It was close on midnight before he
reached the number his fares had
given him. It was a parsonage lean-
ing against a church. He rang the
bell and finally produced from an up-
per window a nightshirt topped by a
frowsy head He explained the situ-
ation. and his possession of certain
A telephone system is to be in-
stalled in the Pennsylvania peniten-
tiary for the convenience of its In-
mates. Possibly a palm garden with
the usual musical and liquid acces-
sories will be tho next improvement.
There is no indignation apparent
over the charge that the American
women have larger feet than of yore.
There is no pinched In effects about
the modern progressive woman, de-
spite the attempted slavery of the hob-
ble. She is expanding
more In pity for her whole sex than in properties belonging ro parties un-
scorn for this one type, as he mum known except by their first names,
bled: The clergyman drowsily murmured:
"Make it go? It'll take a steam "oh- *** 1 remember. The young
winch a week to unwrap It from tbat maD wa8 Lieutenant Henry Mallory,
lamppost." and he said he would stop here with
The young man apologized. a young lady, and get married on the
"I oughtn't to have yelled at you ' wa* to the traln But Uley «ever
He was evidently a very nice young turned up."
man Not to be outdone In courtesy. ' Lieutenant Mallory, eh? Where
the chauffeur retorted: could 1 reach him?"
"I hadn't ought to have turned me "He 8a,d he was ieavln* tonight for
head." the Philippines."
The young woman thought, "What "The Philippines! Well. I'll be—"
a nice chauffeur!" but she gasped: i The minister closed the window
"Great heavens, you're hurt!" | Just In time.
"It's nuttln' but a scratch on ine
fumb" CHAPTER II.
me a clean handkerchief.
"Lend
Harry "
The young man whipped out his re-
That nameless but distinguished
physician of Geneva who thinks that
too much sleep Is as had as too much serve supply, and In a trice It was a
food will arouse only academic Inter bandage on the chauffeur s hand The
est by his discovery Most of us are chauffeur decided that the young
so busy getting food that we have no an was even nicer than the young
lime to gorge ourselves \*ith sleep man But he could not settle on a way
to say It So he said nothing, and
Thomas Edison worked 122 hours grinned sheepishly as he said It.
out of 144 to perfect the phonograph The young man named Harry was
The result showed that he failed at wondering how they were to proceed,
night to close the window looking on j He had already studied tbe region
the fence where the cats roosted. | with dismay, when the girl resolved:
"We'll have to take another taxi.
The Early Birds and the Worm.
In the enormous barn of the rail-
road station stood many strings of
their Innocence of buckwheat cakes.
The two porters regarded Mr. Hai^
old Wedgewood with dread, as he
bore down on them. He was almost
lost In the plethora of his own lug-
gage He asked for the San Fran-
cisco sleeper, and the Portland porter
had to turn away to smother his gur-
gling relief.
Ellsworth Jeffersons heart sank
He made a feeble effort at self-pro-
tection. The Pullman conductor not
being present at the moment, be in-
quired:
"Have you got yo' ticket?"
"Of cawse."
"Could I Bee it?"
1 stole."—Lippincott's Magazine.
arrant.
Unconscious Verity.
"Was the Indian scalping story of
Tom's thrilling?"
"Thrilling? It was hair-raising!"
A DOCTOR'S TRIALS.
He Sometimes Gets Sick Like Other
People.
Even doing good to people is hard
work if you have too much of it to do.
An overworked Ohio doctor tells his
experience:
"About three years ago as the result
-Of cawse not. Too much trouble of doing two men's work, attending a
to fish it out" large practice and looking after the
The porter Was fading. "Do you details of another business, my health
remember yo' numba?" broke down completely, and I was
"Of cawse. Take these." He began little better than a physical wreck,
to pile things on the porter like a "I suffered from indigestion and con-
mountain unloading an avalanche, stipation, loss of weight and appetite,
The porter stumbled as he clambered bloating and pain after meals, loss of
up the steps, and squeezed tbrcugh memory and lack of nerve force for
the strait path of the corridor into continued mental application,
the slender aisle. He turned again "I became irritable, easily angered
and again to question the invader and despondent without cause. The
but he was motioned and bunted heart'B action became irregular and
down the car. till be was halted with weak, with frequent attacks of palpl-
a 'This will do." tation during the first hour or two
The Englishman selected section after retiring.
three for his own. The porter ven- "Some Grape-Nuts and cut bananas
tured: "Are you sho' this is yo' num- came for my lunch one day and
Proclaims "Seed Corn Week.*'
Jefferson City. Mo.—Gov. Hadley is-
sued a proclamation setting aside the
week beginning Monday, October 21,
and ending October 2f>, as "seed corn
gathering week," and calling upon the
farmers to observe this period by the
selection of their seed corn l'or next
spring's planting. He directed atten-
tion to the bumper crop, which he at-
tributed in some degree to better seed
corn, more scientific cultivation and
rotation of crops.
with a weak stomach.
You have no appetite and what
little you do eat distresses yoift
Try a bottle of
HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH BITTERS
and notice the improvement in
your general health. Your food
will taste good and do you good.
FOR SALE BY DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS
GmQA'S OFFERING
TO THE SETTLER
Cake Was Substantial.
Ottumwa, Iowa.—A seven-layer cake
baked at demonstration here by
Mrs. F. Hagerman stood an unusual
test. The cake was ten inches high,
and when completed a plank was
placed on top and 17 women of aver-
age weight stood on the plank. The
cake presented the appearance of a
pancake when the weight was re-
moved. but it did not burst or break
and shortly began to rise to its full
height of ten inches.
Academy is M. N. Q. Post.
Mexico, Mo.—The Missouri military
academy in this city is now officially
recognized as a national guard post.
Official recognition was given to the
Every now and then one of our war-
chips discovers an uncharted reef,
thus justifying the existence of a
navy, even in times of profound peace
One wonders whether polite Phlla
delphlans ever exhibit any IiaBltanc>
about accepting small change from th
lady street car conductors there.
Harrv
"Yes, Marjorie, but we can't take It
till we get It."
"You might wait here an night with-
out ketchln' a gllmp' of one." the
chauffeur ventured. "1 come this war
lecause you wanted tne to take a
«hort cut."
"it'i the longest short cut 1 ever
RECORD PRICE FOR QUAIL
baT" . pleased me particularly with the re- d d b , ml .
• Or cawse I'm shaw. How dare you iult. , got Batlgfaction from it instruetors and officer^ ^
question my— than from anything I had eaten for
"I wasn't questlonln' you. boss. I months. and on further investigation Cotton Gin Burns.
and use, adopted Grape-Nuts for my Davidson. Ok.-The Simmons cotton
morning and evening meals, served p|n at I)aTidson burned. The lo88 wag
usually with cream and a sprinkle of „0>00o. wi,h $7,000 insurance, six-
salt or sugar. bales of cotton and ten tons of '
"My Improvement was rapid and
THE AMERICAN RUSH TO
WESTERN CANADA
IS INCREASING
Free llomeatead*
In tho new District* of
Manitoba, Saskatche-
wan and Alberta there
are thousands of Free
Homesteads left, which
to the man uia knur entry
in 8 years time will bo
worth fmin to to £5 per
acre. Tbefe lands aro
_ well adapted t grain
ng and cattle raiding.
EXCELLENT RAILWAY FACILITIES
In many cases the railways in
Canada hare been built In ad-
vance of settl'-merrt. and in a
short time there will not be a
settler who need be more than
ten or twelve miles fn>m a line
of railway. Hallway Hates are
regulated by Government Com-
mission.
Social Conditions
The American Settler Is at home
in Western Canada He Is not a
stranger in a strange land, hav-
ing nearly a milium of his own
people already settled there. If
you desire to know whj the con-
dition of tho Canadian Sett lor is
prosperous write to any of the
Can- " *
CANADIAN 60VERNMENT AGENT,
125 W. 9th STREET, KANSAS CITY. M0.
was just astln' you
(TO BE CONTINUED.)
Pettits Eve Salve
RELIEVES
TIRED EYES
ture I will get a furlough for some
good shot In the army and send him
out to do my hunting for ma"—SL
Brig Gen. Clarence H. Edwards.,
chief of the Insulsr bureau of the war
department, has returned from a quail
hunt In North Carolina, and the friends
to whom he sent birds are elated over
having eaten the highest-priced game
on record.
•They cost me IS1.80 each." said Louis Post-Dispatch.
General Edwards, when he came back. I
"and 1 hope my friends enjoyed them. ! Trueat Klndnes*.
As a result of my hunting trip 1 am t Daughter—Papa, Jack Is coming up
guessing st the time, for while climb- tonight to ask your consent to out
lng over rail fences in North Carolina marriage. Be kind to him, won'l
I lost my watch, which was worth you?
more than all ths quail In that state i Fathers-Very well, daughter. HI
1 didn't figure In the value of the watch say no.
as an expense of the hunting trip, but
Just added up the regular expenses and w"ord. I am filled with the joy of Ut-
divided them by the number of blrda '"8 again, and continue the dally use
| cotton seed were destroyed. A fire at
, Tipton destroyed 18 bales of cotton.
permanent. In weight as well as in
physical and mental endurance. In *
Art Critic Shot In Paris Duel,
1 Paris, France.—Leon Blum, a the- J
I love to hunt, but I believe In fu- of Grape-Nuts for breakfast and often atrlcal man, fought a duel with pistols '
Wichita Directory
CWle
The (jreat Mexican Dj*h.
easily made with Dye 'a Chile
Mixture. The Mexican Chile
Maker. For sale at your ^ro-
for the evening meal. , jn the Pare de Princess with Pierre
"The little pamphlet, 'The Road to Webber, the New York Herald s art
Wellville,' found in pkgs.. is invari- crjjjC( an(j wounded him dangerously
ably saved and handed to some needy in tjj€ abdomen.
patient along with the Indicated rem*
edy."
"There's a reason."
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
Erer read the abore letter? A aev
one appenra from time to tlae. They
are genuine, true, nnd fnll of hwM
j Internet. Aiv,
Two Swiss Filers Killed.
Berne, Syitzerland—A Swiss airman
named Cobini was making an aero-
plane flight carrying a newspaper
man as passenger, when the machine
collapsed and fell 80 feet, killing
both.
Webuyorsell
At all points
WRITE US
J. H. TURNER
WICHITA, KANSAS
HAY
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