The Tulsa Chief. (Tulsa, Okla.), Vol. 18, No. 51, Ed. 1 Tuesday, March 2, 1909 Page: 6 of 8
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The Tulsa Chief
G. VV Menn. Kditor unit Publisher.
AIMii
VS’i I l.
Will they |n-rnilt Just common water
in flow in that |.>0i),00U,0UU Panama
ranal ?
Happy Ih tin' irugal citizen who man-
ages to make his interest money puy
Ills taxes
Chicago has sounded tin- (loom of
Hi1 Ihru»• Inn. hut getting rid of It is
another matter.
Hvery once in a while Carnegie
takes .1 few hours off from golf to
think up something new.
llrooklyn church Is to lie made
sound proof, ni great expense, Con-
gregation must get Home sleep some I
any.
Aeroplanes are only $.ri,l)0() nplece
now hut they will In* going up next
spring, according lo the printed direc-
tions.
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Shoe dealers threaten lo print the
real sizes on women’s shoes. Ii would
he a bravo move, hut what would he
.he use?
A Connecticut farmer boasts u lien
that will sin hello." hut in these days
i Is deeds, not words, that man wants
’rom hens.
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A cable from London sa> the queen
vpeus a. d read all of King Kdward's j
■otters. What does Ii avail a man to
)u a king?
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A Ilaltliiiore paper says San Fran-
Msco is worse than I’lltshurg, and
’ittshurg hastens to regard this as a
/indication.
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“Which of You Three Is the Quahaug One?”
lint you didn’t. You must belong to) “A month?"
the church. What are you—Metho- him.
'J*' . j "A week,” says he.
in *’.e T ° Ji " a duckin'; ; She had a queer way of doing every-
a ‘1 l<■' ■!.■ to make a man tiling by jerks, like as if she was hung
""••vn d!» \.HL.>a *’ I on wires and worked with a string.
I>. ba«ln t got religion. Pa d , Now she straightened up out of her
have cussed a blue streak. You’d ought , ehalr so sudden you almost expected
to hear him when he has his nervous to hear her snap.
sh? says, staring at HOME TONIC FOf! OLD PEOPLE
Mark Twain bus Incorporated him-
iclf Into a company, but it is not
bought that he will ever he prosecut-
»d as a trust.
Hllnd bees make the best honey.
That’s whai one of these modern scl-
Mitlsts hands us. Catch your bees and
,>ut their eyes out.
Ilelug married by "ethlcul rites" is
me of the new forms. Warranted to
he just ns good, and saves a lot of
rouble and fussing.
New York has only ten millionaires,
according to the official tax figures.
Tlie rest of New York’s millionaires
ire altogether too modest.
'v B>' Joseph C. Lincoln
* ’ Aitnob of "Capn fiti* "pARTNfns of (ho Tide"
Copy pi onr i30i A 6 Bbph£6 cie CoriPtwr
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French courts have decided that the
princess de Sagan is tit to raise her
children. This is likely lo lower her
In the estimation of her present hus-
band.
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tLLl’STRatOM BY T.D.^lELVILL ^-"3^
SYNOPSIS.
The United States will have two
MS,000 ton battleships. We may ex
pect any day now to hear that Kng-
land is going to build a few 30,000-ton
ships.
Twenty-eight Wright aeroplanes
having been sold In France for de-
livery next March, there ought to he
money in the aeroplane r« pair busi-
ness about April 1.
Fncle Sam is trying to get back 20,-
>00 acres of coal lands alleged to have
'been taken fraudulently from him in
Utah. Uncle is getting good and tired
if being an easy mark.
There is to be an advance in the
price of brooms, but we are glad to be
able to say that the carpet sweeper
trust lias not decided that it needs
more money at tills time.
Mr Solomon Pratt bo^un eomt it n.ir-
fiition of story, intro.lining w.-i lo-.io
Nailuin S. ud.lor of Ins town. .in.I K.twnr.l
Van Itrunt amt Martin Hartley. u\.. rich
Now Yorkers so. king r.-si. tin .ms,- <.f
latter pair's lavish expenditure of money.
Pratt's ilrst Impression was .onne.-toii
with lunatics. The arrival of James
Hopper. Van lirunt’s valet, gave Pratt
' New
Yorkers They .vish. .1 to livv ivliat tiioy
termed “The Natural Life." Van Brunt,
, It was l.-arne.l, was tin* suceossful suitor
for tin band of Miss Agnes Page, who
gave Hartley up. "The Il.-avonlles” hear
a long story of the domestle woes of
Mrs Hannah .lane l'urvls. tli. d-oo.d< and
maid of all work. Decide lo lot P. r go
Hint engage Sol Pratt as oil. Twins
agree lo leave Nat.- Seudder's abode and
begin unavailing sear -h for another
ilondelle. Adventure at I’ourtli of July
e. letiration at Kastvvteh. Hartley reseu.-d
a Nay. known as "R -.ldv ." I'v.'in aa.ler a
horse's feet and the nr. Idn preva il to tie i
one of Miss Page's rimrges whom she
had taken to 11 ■. .-ountry for an outing, j
Miss page and llarilev vv i ■ -eieirUed
during a tleree storm, w hich follow J the ;
ph nle. t'ut sailing later. Van Brunt, |
Pratt and Hopper were vv r ■ !;ed in a
squall. Pratt lamle.T s v'ely and a tv.!:
> for ttie other two revealed an island rom !
vv l:i. h they were found Van Itrunt r it-
Chlcago is to have ;t "psychic rest
room,” where worries may lie laid
aside, if it proves a success we look
lor anxious inquiries from a number
of eminent pattens now in Washing-
ton.
rd i; from S< u 1<3< r and
. ailed
It < >;;ono
Island. Tlu y livid on
the is!
m! and
Owner Si’iuldor broucM
rid!* ill'
>** pr*>s-
••ms as a token of Kintiti'Dlu. 1:
m»*e< ntly.
Hartby and llopprr in
a ir h
for (dams
l i
i :
1 ate at
nlubt their island hon.r ■
IVRS d‘s
HI be 1 1)v
wild yclIn Hopp r wi i .
(Hind in
a fr’ght
at what hu supposed ua.
; a ghoj
nd he
Immediately tendered ID
< l’e< V.:
id'on. In
charge of a eon p inv i f
V
NVv '
p >' V
.1* Miss
l*aip* vIs*
Ited Ozone Island. In aiv
other si
i ni V in
Dnnrt and Hartley nm*
>wly t st
lo *d be-
In# wrt'Ked, havim; aboard
ekleUens.
p « " . with wl.Mi
start a farm.
they
Were to
Because lie stole eight cents, an
'Oakland (Cal.) man has been sen-
tenced to the penitentiary for eight
years. An important fact in connec-
ion with the case is that he lias been
nit in prison.
There is more merit in the opinion
sf the Colorado secretary of the bu-
reau of child and animal protection
that parents of bad children should
bo punished for the misconduct jf
;heir offspring titan one would suppose
tt litst thought, if the stitte had the
power to bring patents to the bar of
Justice when their children went
wrong, declares tlu* Brooklyn Stan-
dard Union, there would perhaps lie
a more determined effort to see that
boys ami girls lived in accordance
with the Ideals of civilization.
Turkey inis left her mark on Russia,
m (ircia e, on Servln, on Hungary, on
Paly, on Spain, on the northern part of
\frica and all of Egypt, on great
iretches of Asia, and even the Mo
ammodans of tlio Philippine archipel-
ago who salute tlie Stars and Stripes
look to tin' sultan as their real head.
Her armies, says the Detroit News
Tribune, have tlir. atoned most of the
capitals of Europe, just as her diplo-
n acy has done in latter years, and
though site is now one of the weakest
powers she holds In lie" cunning hand
tlie keys to the situation
A bad liver Is a public enemy, ll Is
- itorose and grovvly and picks fault in
everything. It breaks up families and
creates dissensions among neighbors
It is suspicious, envious, and quarrel
some. There is nothing the stati
need to get after, on tlie s.. re of tin
gvneVal wcliate, more than tlie bail
vile and riotous livers which ocoiipv
•lie land.—Ohio State Journal.
Dr. Jtidson assumes the tlcfcrse that
'at'gun with Adam. Tlie " nan tempt
d and weak man fell a victim to lie:
■v.ib'H. l’oor, abused, helpless fellow!
CHAPTER X. —(Continued.)
1 rubbed tlie vv, t sand out of my
! ‘yes. There on a sand hummock in
■ front i f us was a girl. A qtteer-lo 'king
| female site was. too. Reminded me
I some of Hannah Jane I’urvis, being
I built t'tt the same spare lines and hav-
ing tlie same general look of being
| all cornet s. Bite had on a striped cali-
co dress, stripes running up and down,
and her licit went across the middle of
the stripes ns straight as if ’twas laid
out vvitlt a spit it level. I couldn't see
her face good, for site had on a sun-
bonnet and 'twas like pecking at her
through u nail keg, hut site had snap-
ping black eves and moved quick,
which vva'n’t Hannah Jane's way by a
good sight. I stood and stared at her.
"1 say you’re pretty wet. ain’t you?"
she says again, louder. “Why don't
you say something? Are you hard of
hearing?"
Before I could get my hearings
enough to answer \ an Brunt conn s
dripping alongside. He vvas still hold
lug the cigar stump In Ids month and
lie had one of the Plymouth Kecks
the rooster, as it happened- squeezed
tiuht under one arm.
"Well, skipper," he says, "the Ark
has stranded and the animals may now
—Hello’ What? Who?"
He looked at the girl and she at him.
Then he says brisk:
‘‘Can you cook?"
CHAPTER XI.
Eureka.
Whatever that girl might have ox
pected from ns, I gu -ss site didn’t ex
| pect that. It set her back so that she
couldn’t speak for a full minute;
which was something of a miracle, as
1 found out later.
"Can 1 what ”" she says, finally.
"('an you ct I,’.’" a-.s Van Brunt
again.
"Can 1—" Then she turns to me.
"He ought to be a'tended to right off.
she : ays, referring to Van. "Some of
that wet has snaked In and lie’s got
water on the brain. Take that poor
rooster away from hint afore he
squeezes it to death.”
Van laughed and dropped the roos-
ter. I eal'late he'd forgot that he had
it. "Let nte explain," he begun. "You
see, we—"
Hartley spoke then. “Walt a min-
ute." says he, laughing. "1 suggest
that we adjourn to the house and get
into some dry clothes. Then we can
talk business, if the young lady is
willing.”
The girl looked at him. "Business
Is what I'm here for," says she.
"Which of you three is the quahaug
one?”
"The which?” says I; and the Heav-
enlies both said the same.
"Which of you is tlie quahaug one?
I’ve got some business to talk with
him.”
’.Martin," says Van, grave, and
turning to his chum. "Are you a
| 'quahaug one?' ”
"1 guess he is," says I. I was be-
ginning to see u light. Hartley’s clam-
ming cruise was turning out as I'd ex-
pected.
"Humph!" says the girl. "Well, you
made a clean job, Lys says. About
three buckets and a half, wa’n't they?"
You never see a man so puzzled as
Hurtl. v, unless twas Van Brunt. They
look 1 at each other, at the girl, aud
then at me. I explained.
"1 judge 'twas tills young woman’s
quahaug bed that you and James
cleaned out t'other day,” I says. "You
remember I told you we'd hear from
them quahuuvs later.’’
"Oh!"*says Martin. “Awfully sorry,
I'm sure. I hope you'll permit me to
I pay for—”
She bobbed the sunbonnet up and
down. "That's what l come for," says
she. "They was my brother Lvcurgus’
quahaugs. He'd just bedded ’em.
1 Quahaugs is worth a dollar a bucket
i this time of year. That's three dol-
lars and a half. I won’t charge you for
the sticks, though what on earth you
done with them is moro n I can make
! out, and Lys says the same.”
Van was grinning from ear to ear.
T'other Twin reached Into his pocket
and fished out u sopping wet pocket-
book.
"Will the three fifty he sufficient?”
he asks, troubled. "I'm really very
sorry. If vvas a mistake, and—”
"Oh, it’s all right," says the girl.
A on didn’t know no hotter. Pa says
fools aud children ain’t accountable.
You'd better spread that money out
to dry 'trie you | ay me with it. And
you'd better get dry yourself or you'll
catch cold. 1 can watt a spell. I guess
Why don't you go after your boat,
mister?" she says to me. "You'll lose
It first tiling you know."
1 looked where site pointed and there
was the sitin' stranded bottom up on
the tip cud of the point flat. I ran
afti r tt. waded in and hauled it ashore.
The Heavenlles hurried up to tlie
house. When I come back the girl
was waiting for me
“I'll walk along up with you," she
savs. "Say, you’re Solomon l’ralt,
ain't voir I heard about you. Nate
Si . filer told |ui He said he’d let
this | lace to Sol I alt and a > mile of
cra. v ui'ii from V- . York. I thought
sine you'd 'cat vv1 on the bout tip'**!.
dyi pepsy spells. Did you say you was
a Methodist?"
"No-o. I guess I didn’t. Let's see.
Did you say your name was Dusen-
berry ?’’
She stopped and kind of fizzed, like
u teakettle Idling over. “Sakes alive!”
she snaps. "I hope not! Do I look as
if 1 was carting a name like that
around? My name's Sparrow—Eureka
Fiorina Sparrow. What's the matter
—anything?"
"No. not ’special. You kind of
fetched me up Into the wind, striking
me head on so, unexpected. Just say
that again and say It slow. Eureka
Peruna—what was it?”
She switched around and stared at
nte hard. "Eureka—Fiorina—Spar-
row,” says she, slow and distinct.
"Want me to spell it for you?"
“No, thanks. You might mix me up
some if you did. I had to leave school
early. Any more in your family?"
"Yup. Seven of us, counting me—
and pa makes eight.”
"What's their names?”
“Well, there's Lvcurgus and Edltlia
and Ulysses and Napoleon and Mar-
guerite and Dewey—he’s the baby.
Great names, ain’t they? Pa's do-
ings. naming ’em that way xvas. Pa
says there's nothing like hitching a
grand name to a young one; gives ’em
something to live up lo, lie says. His
own name’s Washington, but he ain’t
broke his back living up to it, far's as
1 can see; and mu used to say the
same afore site died."
"O-o-h!" says I. “I see.” 1 knew
who she was now. I hadn’t lived
around Wellmouth so very long, but
I'd heard of Washington Sparrow, lie
lived in tt little slab shanty off in the
woods about u mile front Scttdder's, and
had the name of being the laziest man
in town.
We'd reached the house by this time
and I left Eureka Fiorina in the kitch-
en and went to my room to change my
duds. When I come down the Twins
was in the kitchen, too, and I could
hear the Sparrow girl's tongue going
like a house afire. Martin had just
paid her for the quahaugs and she
was telling how scarce they'd got to be
in fhe bay, and how her brother had
worked to get a few bedded anti how
he'd sold a couple of quarts to the
Baptist minister’s wife and what she
said about 'em and so ca. The Heav-
enlies seemed to be enjoying every
minute of it, judging by the way they
laughed.
"Introduce us to the lady, skipper,”
says Van, when I come in.
I done the honors. "She's ono of
Washy Sparrow's tribe—I mean fami-
ly,” says I. "They live over in the
woods hereabouts.”
"1 guess tribe'll do,” says Eureka,
cutting in quick. "There’s pretty near
enough of us to make a town, seems
sometimes. You’d think so if you had
to get the meals for ’em, same's 1 do."
"You!” says 1. "Do you cook for all
that gang? How old are you?”
“Seventeen last March. Cook for
'em? Guess I do! And scratch to get
things to cook, too; else we'd have to
live on salt air pudfling with wind
sass. 1 take in washing, and Lycurgus
he goes fishing and clamming and
choring around, and Editha helps me
iron, and we all take watch and watcli
looking out for the young ones."
Hartley spoke then. "We’re looking
for a cook," ho says. "Will you come
and cook for us, and help about tlie
house here? Mr. Pratt finds the job
too big for one man.”
She bobbed her head. “Yup,” says
she. dry as a chip. "1 should think he
might, judging h> what I've seen. No,
1 can’t come. I've got to stay home
and look out for the folks.”
"Why can’t your father do that?”
asks Hartley.
"Who—pa? 1 guess you ain't heatd
about pa. He’s sick. Got bis never
get-over, be says. Pa’s had most every
kind of symptom there is; phthisic
and influency and lumbago and pleu-
risy. Now he's settled down to con-
sumption and nervous dyspepsy. Afore
itia died she used to try to cure him,
but the doctor and | a had a row. The
doctor said pa didn't have consump-
tion nor nothing else; what he needed
was hard exv rcise, such as work. Pa
said the doc didn't know his business,
and the doc said maybe not, but he
knew pa. So pa told him never to
darken our door again, and he ain’t—
except ft) come around once in a while
and collect something front me on the
bill."
"Well,” says I. "maybe you know
sottn body else that would do for us.
Who’s a good ronk and general house-
keeper that would be likely to hire
out ?"
She thought for a moment or so. "1
don't know," she says. "Most folks in
iltis neighborhood is too high toned to
go out workin They'd rather stay
to home and take boarders. Mrs. Han-
nah Jane Purvis is about the only
one, and you've had her."
Martin made a face. "We have," hr
say 8.
-Yup," says Eureka. "She told Mr.
Scudder that you was crazy as all get
out, and sunk in worldly sin bo-tides.
She said you'd got your pay hereafter
tor treating her the way you did."
"We hope to,” says Van. cheerful.
"Now. Mi. cr- Si arrow, we want
you to come and help us out. We're
iTusocs on a o< ort island and we
,i i I mid a ty Woman—
, r y. I i ■ y you so much,” he
ay , price that made even
my i nd I was used to
hiiti p.kcs by L..o iime.
"A week?” she sing3 out. "Oh!"
Then she looked at me.
"Oh, it's so, if he says so,” says I,
resigned like.
"Land sakes! A week! I never—
but it ain't no use. What would be-
come of pa and the children?”
"Couldn't you come over for the
days, at least?” asks Martin. “You
might go home nights, you know."
And that's the way it ended, finally.
1 in1 Twins had made up their minds,
and when that happened, heaven and
earth wouldn’t change ’em. At last
Eureka said she'd talk It over with
her folks and Van itrunt said we
would come over to her house next
day and get the decision.
"There!” says he, when the Sparrow
girl had gone. “Skipper, the cook
question is settled."
"Maybe ’tls," says I. “Looks to ine
as if you’d settled it the way the feller
settled the coffee, by upsetting it. For
chaps that pined for rest and quiet you
two do queer tilings. Do you realize
what getting mixed up with that Spar-
row gang is likely to mean?”
"If the whole flock is like the speci-
men bird we've seen,” he says, “it'll
mean Joy. if there was one tiring
needed to make Ozone island a de-
light, a gem of purest ray serene, that
original would be the thing. She’s a
circus in herself. I shall dream to-
night of pa and the doctor. Ho, ho!
By the way, what's her Christian
name?” '
1 told the name—the whole of it.
How them Heavenlies did laugh.
"Eureka!” says Hartley. "Splen-
did!”
“Eureka!" says Van. “We have
found it! Sol, let’s have Itinch.”
1 got ’em something to eat and then
the three of us put in the afternoon
chasing the wild animals. The chick-
ens was fairly easy to get hold of; 1 laid
a trail of corn up to the door of the hen-
yard and trapped the most of ’em that
way. But the pig was a holy terror.
He'd hail his experience with Ozone
islanders that morning and he didn't
want any more. Up and down that
blessed sand bar we chased him, get-
ing upset and tiring ourselves out. The
pig race over to Eastwich wa'n't in it.
I did most of the chasing; the Heaven-
lies superintended, as usual, and gave
orders and laughed. They pretty nigh
laughed themselves sick. Finally the
critter bolted into the woodshed and 1
locked the door on him. It was six
o'clock when I (lumped him into the
sty. Of all the Natural Life days I'd
had yet this one was the liveliest and
most wearing. A week like it and my
natural place would have been the
burying ground. I eal'late I lost three
pound that afternoon. I was getting
so thin that when I fell down my legs
made grooves in the sand.
The next forenoon me and Hartley
went over to close the cook trade.
Van wouldn’t go. He said the garden-
ing and the shipwreck and the steeple-
chase—meaning the pig hunt—had
given hint sensations enough for a
week or so; he had some of 'em with
him yet. So Martin said he’d go, for
my, sake. I borrowed a couple of spare
oars from Scudder, when he arrived
with the morning’s dose of skim"
milk and cream and butter, and, as I
took care to row the skiff this time, we
made the passage all right. Then
we walked up to the Sparrow's nest.
'Twas a pretty shabby.looking shack,
now I tell you. Shingled dropping off, j
and fence falling down, and a general j
shortage of man's work everywhere, j
But there was a bed of bachelor but- j
tons a.id old maid's pinks under the
front window, and tire windows them-
selves was clean and bright. Eureka
had done her best to make the place
homey; you could see that.
She let us in when we knocked at i
the kitchen door. Her sleeves was
rolled up and there was a big basket
of clothes by the steaming washtub. j
Editha, the 12-year-old, was grinding
at the wringer and Dewey, the baby,
was setting on the floor playing with
a rag doll. The rest of the tribe— j
except Lycurgus, who had gone ped-
dling clams—was off playing.
Eureka, she apologized for things
being t*> upset, but there wa’n't any
need for apologies. The house was
plain and poor—you could see that it
took a mighty lot of stretching to
make both ends come in sight of each
other, let alone meet; but ’twas clean
as a whistle. Even the baby was
clean, all except his face and hands,
and no healthy young one ought to
have them clean.
"Good morning," says Hartley.
"Have you decided to cook for us?"
She bobbed her head over the wash-
lub. “I’ve decided it, if pa has,” says
she. “He ain't made up his mind yet.
He wanted to sleep on it, he said. I
guess lie’s done that. Anyhow he's
just, got up. Step right into the din-
ing room and talk to him. You'll have
to excuse me; I’ve got to get this
washing done afore noon, somehow.”
So she pitched into the scrubbing,
bending in the middle exactly like a
jointed pocket rule, and the Twin ami
me went into the dining room.
(VO BE CONTINUED.)
Wonderful results, eventually restor-
ing full physical vigor, are obtained
from the following: To one-half pint
good whiskey, add one ounce syrup
sarsparilla and one ounce Toris com-
pound, which can be procured from
any druggist. Take in teas|K>onfu! doses
before each meal and before retiring.
Divorces in New York and Chicago.
New York city has Us average num-
ber of divorces as compared with tha
cities of the United States. Chicago
is the only city that is proportionate-
ly ahead of It. In New York there are
two persons divorced to every 26 mar-
ried.
“Nails"
“Nails are a mighty good thing—
particularly finger nails—but I don’t
believe they were intended solely for
scratching, though I used mine large-
ly for that purpose for several years.
I was sorely afflicted and had It to do.
One application of Hunt’s Cure, how-
ever, relieved my itch and less than
one box cured me entirely.”
J. M. WARD,
Index, Texas.
The Night of the Game.
First Spiflicated Person — Doesh
thish student belong here?
Landlady (coldly)—No, all my stu-
dents were brought home an hour
ago.—Wisconsin Sphinx.
It’s Dangerous
To neglect a cold the results are too
often very serious. Bronchitis, Pleu-
| rlsy, Pneumonia and Consumption are
frequently the consequences. Upon
the appearance of a cold, sore throat
or chest, use Simmons’ Cough Syrup.
It soothes the irritation, loosens the
phlegm and promptly cures you.
The human race has traveled tar
away from its beginnings when tlio
figure eight is considered to be the
standard form In woman, and a "rat"
makes many a male heart beat
quicker.
Important to Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottlo of
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children, aud see that it
Signature of (2^/% l
In Use For Over JtO Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
When worthy men fall out, only
one of them may be faulty at first;
but if strife continue long, commonly
both become guilty.—Fuller.
AH. UP-TO-DATE HOUSEKEEPERS
Use Red Cross Ball Blue. It makes clothes
(iona and sweet as when new. All grocers.
A man is never so utterly unoriginal
ns when he is lovemaking or praying.
SICK HEADACHE
CARTER'S
Positively cured by
these Little Pills.
[carter's!',, .
|M|H| I They also relieve Dis*
Ilfi^P ITTl_E I tress from Dyspepsia, In*
I Wr* H% IdijiCstionandToolIearty
I ^ |rf . A perfect rum*
■■ pi a * £* Je»ly lor Dizziness, Nau*
rlLLva I sea, Drowsiness, Bad
(Taste in the Mouth, Coat-
tjHBHHHR |c<l the
CESSES!_Jside, TORPID LIVER.
They regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable.
SMALL FILL, SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE.
Genuine Must Bear
Fac-Siir.ile Signature
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES.
As It Shouldn't Be.
"No," remarked the man who
seemed to be talking to himself, "it
isu't right."
“What Isn't right?” queried the
party who overheard the remark.
“The wasting of so much money on
cake fcostings at a wedding, consider-
ing the future unceasing appetites of
the happy couple for plain bread," ex-
plaint d the noisy thinker
TOILET ANTISEPTIC
-NOTHING LIKE IT FOR-
THE TFTTU ^>43rt”ie excck *ny dentifrice
■ I ■■ in cleansing, whitening and
removing tartar from the teeth, besides destroying
all germs of decay and d:sease which ordinary
tooth preparations cannot do.
▼UP MOUTH ^>ax,lnc i,spd as a mouth-
■ IwlwM I *1 wash disinfects the mouth
and throat, purifies the breath, snd kills the germs
which collect in the mouth, causing sore throat,
bad teeth, bad breath, grippe, and much sickness.
TUP rype when inflamed, tired, ache
■ ™ and burn, may be instantly
relieved and strengthened by Paxline.
l^iTlDpy Paxtine will destroy the germs
■ Fiflliil that cause catarrh, heal the in-
flammation and stop the d.schargc. It is a sure
remedy for uterine catarrh.
Paxtine is a harmless yet powerful
•ermiodc.duunffCUnt and deodorizer, j
Used in hathingitdrstroyr odors and |
leaves the body antiseptic ally clean.
rOH SALE AT DRUG fiTORCS.SOc.
OR POSTPAID BY MAIL.
URGE SAMPLE FREE! _
THI PAXTON TOILET CO., B08TON. MARS.
W. N. U„ MUSKOGEE. NO. 9, 19C9.
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