The Times-Record. (Blackwell, Okla.), Vol. 6, No. 32, Ed. 1 Thursday, April 27, 1899 Page: 6 of 10
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Carried Hi* Yen*.
lTupponiug to Ik* at the gent of
one of the State in* me mmIiiii)*,
a Detroiter who lik- s t«« sc- uud
jleani all lie eun iitteiiih tl one <>f
ttie danc«t» for the patients. \\ lint
surprised him moat wan (he ilif-
floulty he found in distinguishing
between those who were rational
uud those who were rd, and lie
, was more chagrined than aiuu*ed
when aeveral whom he met were
luniiitcniriire <4 (liihi Marriage.
A marriage took plate the oth-
er da the parties being a Ithattia
widower of about ill and a Mini-
l» t girl of about it. The dispartity
in age is rather startling and it is
aggravated b.v other eireuui-
stance**. For instances, the wid-
ower has a daughter of nhoiit is
n-ngagid us a (earlier at a sehool
of which lo r father is honorary
manager. And Ids girl wife of !l
i ia a pupil at the sehool under his
evidently trying to llnd «.ul just d#u>;|i(|;r of ,8 The |llinj,
wuat was wrong with h. a 111,1 i|jj- jg»i«l wife of ff did on marrying
machinery.
j At length ho was introduced to
n womun who jmrtieulnrlv inter
rated him. lie convinced himself H).|1(,0|
was to reiiionstrute with her
iluugliter of is as to how she, her
mot her, could possibly sit nt
on a bench while the
at onee that her eyes wi i< SI1IM 1 idaughter taught her from a chair.
naturally bright, and her conver-
sation soon convinced him that
she was equally bright. All this
made hint pity her the more, and
he set about In his most diplo-
matic way to discover what form
of mania possessed her. Subjects
und persons were discussed till he
thought he hail ubont exhausted
the material, when he happened
to speak in rather Hat fet ing terms
of the doctor. At last he had
touched the hidden spring. She
beamed upon him as lie sang the
doctor’s praises. She added ap-
proving sentiments of her own
and adroitly drew out the praise
which seemed so welcome to her.
Her eyes grew even brighter and
,her tones were unmistakably
those of affection.
“Doctor,” said the Detroiter a
little later, “I don’t know whether
you are aware of it or nut. hut
thnt handsome patient of yours,
over there in the heliotrope silk,
is hopelessly in love with you.
Kite’ll be making an open declara-
tion, trying to elope with you or
doing something else equally em-
barrassing. 1 never saw a clearer
case, and I thought I’d just warn
yon. She’s dead gone, I tell you.”
“Delighted to hear it," laughed
the doctor. “That's my wife."
Objected te Ills Horrid Heard.
Klieus a pretty.little miss with
black eyes and plump, red checks,
and she walked up to tin officer
at the depot, and asked:
“l>o yon know where l’red is?”
“Fred?” repeated the officer,
perplexed.
Then the pretty little girl stood
on tip toe, anil whispered some-
thing into the officer’s ear, and he
smiled broadly, and said:
“Oh, yes.”
Then he jumped into a car. and
presently there issued forth a
pallid fat e, enuciated youth who
looked us though he once had
been handsome, but that was be-
fore he let his thin, scraggy beard
grow.
The emaciated soldier hoy and
the pretty girl greeted e,u-!i other
with exclamations of pleasure.
Tlieii she said:
“What a horrid beard!”
When last seen In was still ex-
plaining that having no i or lie
could.not remove the whisk, t-s
from his fact'. Dut he did not
need to explain. It was all tight
anyway.—Chicago Inter in :,u.
—' - ■ - ♦ • ♦ -
Marvelous Performers,
Minks (at a variety perform-
ance)—Those Japanese r -mnasts
go ahead of anything I ev.-r saw
in ground and lofty tumbling.
Did you see that little follow plant
thrm' ladders, one on top of the
other, and run up and down them
without losing his balance?
Jinks—Yes, indc <1. Wonder-
ful! 1 believe those fellow could
safely go down a factory lire-es-
cape.—New York Weekly.
What is the poor daughter to do?
She must give up her appoint-
ment as HcliooliuistresH or her
dear mother of ff must give up at-
tending school. It is for the father
and husband to decide.—Indian
Spectator.
-« 4 « -
iti-flectlons of u fbirliplor.
The more in love a man gets the
less conscience he lots.
Most women are like new
knives; they’re not tuueli good uli
they’re ground down.
Next to his neckties, you can
probably tell a man’s character
l« si by what lie doesn’t say when
lie curves.
Every man has his times when
la- would pay any man it lot that
would let him kick him ogee as
laird us he cun.
I wonder what would have
hiipismed when .loan or Arc was
being burned at the stake if a big
red spider had crawled out of a
hunch of faggots onto her petti-
coat.—New York Dress.
----♦♦♦--
Didn’t Try to Corner It.
“Dardou me, air,"said the seedy
looking individual, “but would
you kindly lend a dime to nu un-
fortunate man who lost his 1-jvt
cent in wheat and—’’
“Is it possible!” interrupted
the portly citizen, as he passed
over a silver dollar. “Would you
mind telling me tin* particulars?"
“Sure not," replied the other,
as he pocketed the coin ami turn
id to go. “It was like this: I
slept in a cur loaded with the
staff lust night and the ouly cent
1 had tlropped out of my gar-
ments while i slumbered.”—Chic-
ago Nows. , , .,, •
Jus*. So n Oklahoma.
! Tint average Texas cltiti-n . imag-
I turn that tie live* at home, t ut hr
iloBin’t. lit gelt up in the unmin?
ami put h on a o»ur ot mh I ■ made in
New York, shoes made in Do-ton,
pant., made in Ohio, and tin n slip* a
pair of Connecticut suspender* over
his shoulder.. lie dip* some water
| from a Missouri bucket with a < In ,
■ ago dipper and putt, it into an Illi-
nois pan and w.. - lie* his Texas fare,1
u*ing a cake of St. bonis snap in the
operatiou. lie dri»* Ills face on ai
Rhode island towel, roaches hi> liairi
with a Vermont comb, lie then drinks'
t'uUun colfec from an Indiana cup
and saucer sweetened with l-out-lana
sugar and stirred with a New York
spoon. I1N knife, fork and plate
were made In the north and Ms table I
doth ditto, lie eats Chicago ham I
andCoioradopotati.es t. - >1 In Ivan-1
■as lard, sops his Minnesota bi.iuit-.
seasoned with I lost,>n soda and Michi-
gan salt, cooked in Omaha pans, into
New Orleansniolas-es. He wipes ki»
whiskers on a Pennsylvania napkin,
shoves back his Wisconsin chair and
gets up from a table made hi Ohio.
Ills meat was cooked on a St. bonis
stove with wood chopped with a M.is-
sachusetts ax and hauled lu an Indi-
ana wagon.
The ci tiles then puts a Dos ton
bridle on an Iowa mule, gets out Ills
Georgia plow and work, all day in a
lield incumbered iu all probability
with a New York mortgage, lie re-
turns at night and Hatilies his appe-
tite with another imported meal, ti 11s
his Indiana lamp with Pennsylvania
oil and lights it w ith a New York
match. IF-then (ills his Illinois pipe
with North Carolina tobacco which
he paid for with California gold.
When bedtime comes he takes down
his family Bible, which was printed
in Cincinnati, reads a chapter, says a
prayer composed in Jerusalem! then
retires to his bed, slips under its im
ported covers and is kept awake by
hiB dog, which is the only home pro-
duct he has about the place.- Panola
Watchman.
Oklahoma Gtune Low.
Under the new game law sportsmen
will have to adjust their fowling
pieces t o the follow: ng dates, to keep
the strong arm of the law troni over-
taking them:
Quail may be killed from October
15th to Kebfuary 1st: prairie chicken
and wild turkey, from Srptcinoer 2 to
January 1st; plover and dove from
August 1st, to December 31st. All
persons are forbidden to catch, kill
or maim any insectivorous birds, .-ucli
robin redbreast, wren, martin, swal-
low, etc., the penalty for the viola-
tion of the law be’ng from fit) to ii-ICU
in each case, and in default of pay-
ment commital to prison. The law
makes it the sworn duty of all county
uud town-hip officers, when such vit-
iation of the law comes to their
knowledge, to tite complaint against
such patties before some competent
trial official.
Sulphur for Diphtheria.
Sulphur is one of the most of-
fioueiouft anti tumult* euros for
diphtheria. All that is needed is
Hour of sulphur and a quill, and
with these, it in said, one cele-
brated physician cured every pa-
tient without exception. He put
u B-.i^poouful of flour of sulphur
into a wine glaas of water, and
stirred it with his finger instead
of a spoon, the sulnliur not read
ilv amalgamating with water.
Win n the sulphur was well mix-
ed tlie physician gave it os a gar-
gle, mid in ten minutes the pa-
tient was out of danger. Sulphur
kills every species of fungus in
a man, heast and plant
minutes.
the gargle, the swallowing <-f it
is rt commended. In extreme
s in which the above special-
ihad I ( i-n called iu the nick of
lime, wlii'U the fungus was too
m arly ( losing to allow the garg-
ling, he blew the Rtilohur through
a quit into the throat, mid aft t
the fungus had shrunk to allow
of it. then the gargle.—Humani-
tarian. i ..
Tlio Best Salvo in tha World
Is Banner Salve. It made from a
prescription by a world wide known
skin specialist and is positively the
most healing salve for Piles, Burns,
Scalds, Ulcers, Dunning Scores and
all skin diseases.—W G Anderson.
Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure.
Digests what you cat.
It artificially digests t lie food and aiti
Nature In strengthening and recon-
structing tlie exhausted digestive or-
gans. It Is the latest discovered digest-
ant and tonic. No ot her preparation
can approach it in efficiency, it in-
stantly relieve* and permanently cure*
Dyspepsia, indigestion. Heartburn.
Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea.
Mck Headache,(iastralgia,Cramps, and
ail other rcsiiltsof imnerfectdlgi-stion.
Prepored by t- C Dewht A Co.. Chicago
•W G. /kpder&op.
Mil, Us r, nr a Ran, h.
.1 or* Miller lias bought fifteen new
hinders this spring which will give
him a total of twenty-four, lie lias
nearly ‘>,000 acrel of wheat and other
grain to cut, ami the Miller rauch
w ill be a busy place w hen harvest
comes along, lie will put out 850
acres of cantaloupes. Past year he
shipped melons profitably to Denver,
almost under the frown of the famous
Rocky Ford melon lields. lie believes
that more and better melons can be
raised hero than in the Colorado
melon district. This year he will
break up J.000 acres more of his In-
dian leases, and by next spring will
have 10,000 acres under cultivation.
Last year he paid out about $25,000 to
hired men, and this year lie will iuj
crease this sum. If his wheat yields
even a fair crop he will have lnO.OOO
bushels to market this fall. He has
purchased a threshing machine which
will clean up the wheat crop out of
the shock.—Ponca City Courier.
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Comer Grocery!
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We Deal in Facts—
And Facts Only!
There is hardly a day Hut some
sl*>re •‘Claims" tnoffer “phenomenal ’
Bargains, values that look (in the
papers) beyond all reason or pre-
cedent; hut go there and all you will
get for your trouble is disappointment.
| We don’t believe it pays |
| to fool the People....
Onr business has been built upon
the platform of honest goods, honest
prices and honest advertising, and
we'll stick to it forever.
The Most Complete
Market in the City.
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Fini k Sit
Rubbed the Grave.
Startling incident, of which Mr.
John Oliver of Philadelphia, was the
subject, is narrated bv him as follows:
“I was in a most dreadful condi-
tion. My skin almost yvllow, eyes
sunken, tongue coated, pain continu-
ally in back and sides, no appetite
gradually growing weaker day by
day. Three physicians had given me
up. Fortunately, a friend advised
trying ‘Electric Hitters:’and to my
great joy and surprise, the tirst bot-
tle made a decided improvement. I
continued their u*e for three weeks,
and am now a well man. I know
they saved my life, and robbed the
grave of another victim." No one
should fail to try them. Only 50cts.,
guaranteed, at YV. 0. Anderson’s
Drug ytoie.
Lingering La Grippe Cough Cured.
Mr.fi Vacher, 157Osgood St., Chicago
A My wife had a severe case of La
Grippe three years ago and it k-fther ,
with very had cough. She tried a hot-1
tie of Foley's Honey and Tar and it
gave immediate relief. A 50 cents
bottle cured her cough entirely. Now
we are never without a bottle of this
wonderful Cough Medicine in the host-
25 and 50c.
- FLORENCE LUMBER CO.
Ectst 331cxckxr^eli JFLxre.
Carry a Full and Complete Stock
Coal, Paints
9 Etc.
And right hero wo wish to call your special attention to
Our Brand of
LINCOLN POINTS!
With Every Gallon of which Our Personal Guarantee
Goes.
B. M, ANDERSON, Magr.
COME TO HUTCHINSON
PALAWAN ISLAND.
rsclft Sam’s Naval Station In the Wffit
linllr*.
Palawan, the long island which lies
nt the gate of the East Indies, and
which our naval experts have selected
for the Asiatic naval station of the
United States, ia the object of much
Interest just now because some of the
Europeans contend thnt the Spaniards
have no title to it. Although some 300
miles long, It is very narrow. At some
places It is only five miles between
the two roasts. It Is covered with a
magnificent, forest of great value. I.lko
in it few i mest °f the Philippines, it has a cen-
tral mountain chain, extending In the
Instead of spitting on' direction of its great length. The only
clvilixed settlement is a penal colony
at Porto Prlncessa, the capital, with
a military garrison. There is a fine
harbor, and the town Is surrounded
by fertile country. Three tribes of na-
tives inhabit Pulnwan. The Moros,
who are Mohammedans; the Pattacks,
who roam In the north, and the Tab-
lemans, who occupy the central por-
tion near the civilized element*, are
said to bo an Intelligent and superior
class of Malays. They practice agri-
culture so far os necessary, ami have
houses made of bamboo poles and
palm leaves. But most of their time
is spent in the forest hunting, fishing
nnd searching for wild honey. Each
tribe has a local government, presided
over by a petty magistrate.
Couldn't Deny Hysteria.
The cruel father locked hit
daughter in the tower of the cos-
tie; for in those old days il wan
not yet known that tin* way tn
thwart true love is to past it
along.
“Deny her every luxury!" lie
commanded the warder.
“Ha, ha!” laughed the dams !,
aud at once indulged in an !*.:•
tack of the nerves, that the baron
might know how powcili- be
WM after all.—Detroit Journo].
lime Them on the nip.
'At the [Woman's National
rouncil nt Omaha otic of the dele-
gates claimed thnt trousers were
an invention of the fair sex, but
were stolen bv man. if this he
true, the iuveutor perhaps
tended for the nursing bottle the! those capacities of our nature which
j acket now so generally used for! oro not In dully exercise, and are
, . ,, . „ , | therefore less vigorous, need parttru-
tne six shooter or the piut limitln onh.r ,hut th„y
—Denver Post.
April 25, 26, 27 and 28.
During the encampment of the G:
A. H. the Hutchinson A Southern
Railway will nuke a rate of one fare
for the round trip.
Tuesday evening, April 25.—Recep-
tion by department officers of the VV.
It. C. at the Commercial club room.
Wednesday morning, Encampment
Business session.
Wednesday afternoon, Parade at
1:00.
Wednesday evening, Camp I'ire.
Thursday, Business session and
Camp Fire.
Thursday evening, Grand Organ
concert at Presbyterian church.
Friday, Installation of Officers.
The citizens ot Hutchinson will do
all in their power to make visitors
during the encampment feel at home
and help them enjoy themselves.
For Sale.
A nice lot of scedliug peach trees
and blackberry roots at my farm
three-fourths mile northwest of the
city of Blackwell.- .1 A Shaw.
By allowing the accumulations in
the bowels to remain, the entire
system is poisoned. DeWitt’s Little
Early Risers regulate the bowels.
Try them and you will always use
them.—\V G Anderson.
Headquarters Grocery.
There is that delightfull Aroma about the Coffees
you buy from us, that you seldom get from other
coffees. We have the exclusive sale of the famous
^sz3B»^ I-JC-xr01*1x76 ©offe©c;^—-mnras*
They run from 1” ! to iioc per pound aud are yood,
better and the best. Try them at
The Headquarters.
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TIME CARD.
A. T. <fc S. F. IL IS. TIME CARD
Eildaro Time Card.
NORTH BOUND.
Chicago Express............1:P<a. rn-
K. C. and Chicago Exp.....(1:1!' p. m.
Local Freight..............4:10 p. in
SOUTH BOUND.
Texas Express..............8:.‘<i p. m.
Oklahoma A- Texas Exp____10:57 a. m.
Local Freight..............7:4-** a. in.
Stop on Hag to receive and dis-
charge passengers.
Daily except Sundav.
A. M. Morton, Agent.
d.R.EVERSCLE, jVI. D.
ECLI0CTIC
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON.
Having im rminam.lv located, offers
111*- Kervices to the peoitir nt IHack-
well ttml vacinlty, in iu»th tionetal
anil s|>t*i* 1.11 practice. Special atten-
iinn riven to itieiriatmcntof diseases
of the
Eye, Ear, Noso, Throatk laiiitfs
I.yes trail'd and iJassp* accurately
fitted. 1 ills left v.Mt ii the L. a H. Drug
U«).. promptly answered, day or ni^nt.
rwenty-iive years experience ami
general and spec,*! practice.
Rooms 3 and I Foster block
: BLACKWELL, OKLA
THE ST. L. K. & S. W. RAILROAD
Departs. Arrives.
4:40 p. m... Arkansas City.. 10:30 a. m.
0:40 a. m........\shton.......5:19 p. m.
HUTCHINSON »V SOUTHERN.
South Hound Read Down.
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station- ||.»SH 1'nsa Pr«l rrtn
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Italanea «»f CaWnrs
It I* with the cultivation of nn nrtia-
tic »s with tlis cultivation of every
j other talent Our strong points to a
in"; certain extent develop themselves; but
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A Political Trlek.
All this political cxcltmont ro-
tells niv brief career as a ciuidi-
may beoorne strong, and contribute
their share to the general balance of
the mind. A young stager may pos*e-a
certain natural notes which are very
excellent and which leave nothing to
desire; while oihcr notes iu hi* voles
found less strong, dear and
these are the very notes
tlatc,” mused a Detroiter who may be
now limits his practical politics ,u»f- *hw" “1
* .which ho by cor,sunt even lac must
to votnig. “1 was living at (lie
•'ll- MIS, HOUSTON. NO. 4*-N.
seek to make of equal perfection w ith
the others.—Ex.
C. 0. HART, Contrartor.
Is prepared to furnish plans and
specilicatinns for all styles ol resi-
dences. costing from $150.00 up to
modern city properties.
CALL AND SRE HIM ON
East Hlaokwell Avenue.
Bread!
TTlyc Stctll
of
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Bake I-vepy Bay.
If you want the Best Bread,
Pies. Cakes and Angel food in
the city—Call at
Freeland’s
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Office hours h to 12 a, in., 2 to
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Sunday.
The company rcserv* the right to
vary from the above schedule or to
abandon train* without notice.
G U Hart,Traffic Manager.
S B Gkat, T F and D Agent.
GREAT
ROCK ISLAND
ROUTE
Dntv Rate on Our Personally
Conducted Tourist Excursions.
Southern Route leave* Kansas City
every Wednesday via Ft. Worth and
El Paso to Los Angeles.
These Excursion cai - are attached
to l-’ast Passenger Trains, and their
popularity is evidence that we offer
the best.
t\ rite for handsonieitlncrnry which
j gives full information nnd new map,
sent free. For complete information
rates and berth re*,"rvations, see
your local ticket agent or address,
E. li. MacLuud, A. G. i*. A.,
Topeka, Kan.
John Sebastian, G. P. a., Chicago.
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