The Geary Bulletin. (Geary, Okla.), Vol. 11, No. 46, Ed. 1 Thursday, April 28, 1910 Page: 2 of 10
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The Geary Bulletin
CHAS. H. HOFF. FebUshr
GEARY. - - ~ OKLAHOMA
In Cleveland the meat bojrcott that
never came to life la dead
Isn't It funny that one gets so much
mall the first few day a of a month?
When a man raises his own hena
he can laugh at the cold storage peril.
8peaklng of universal favorites,
spring could be elected to anything It
might go after.
Except for the fact that spring
languor will not pay for the baby’s
a hoes. It la all right
What woiilu the correspondents In
Washington do If some one was not
under Are all the time?
No baseball team Is so weak at
present that It does not consider Itself
a possible pennant winner.
W'ord conies that hens In Indiana
are laying a superior quality of eggs
for a paltry 18 cents a dozen.
Tima Wall Expended.
Life is not so short but that there
Is always time for courtesy.—Emer-
son.
Make the Best of It.
Let s pretend that all's well wKh
the world, though It Is hard to accept
eome things we cannot account for.
Making Converaatlon.
lie (after embarrassing alienee) —
Don’t you think the floor la unusually
flat tonight?—W’llliama Purple Cow.
Another I nstanoe.
The FIJI cannibal reluctantly pro-
duced a quarter In response to the
Lightning Calculator's pathetic plea
at the psychological moment.
“If you would only cut out the
boose," he growled, “end pass up the
crap and dice and the handbook thing,
you wouldn't have to be touching your
frlenda for a grub stake so regularly."
“Ah! You're like so many others,
my Philistine friend," sighed the
Lightning Calculator; "It seems Im-
possible for you to understand tha ec-
centricities of genius!"—Los Angeles
Herald.
The mollycoddle tendencies of the
age are apparent In the appearance of
near-women's hats worn by men.
Pickled horse meat masquerading
as human food Is even worse than
some of the things oleomargarine has
been doing
A new 1)1 inch gun at Sandy Hook
jars the earth six miles away. A 16-
foot gun would create an earthquake
In the effete east.
Rome recent estimates place the
population of the Chinese empire at
only shout 2.r,0.000,000, but that ought
to serve In a pinch.
Cold Cure.
Any cold can be cured In 30 min-
utes or leas time If rhe following slm-
e remedy Is used promptly: Hot
water, one pint; spirits of camphor,
ten drops. Mix well and drink or
•Ip the whole of It as hot as can ue
swallowed. When through the cold in
most cases will be gone. If not, re-
main where It is warm and the sir
fresh, breathing deeply and the cold
will vanish In a short time.
Old Castle Garden
Only old New Yorkers know that
there used to he an Island 200 feet
off the Battery, and that It was for-
tified and known as Fort Clinton. Tbs
Island was connected with the main-
land by a draw-bridge. When the wa-
terway was filled In the island be
came a part of the Battery and was
known as Castle garden. As every-
body knows. It Is now the Aquarium
—New York Press.
Most Welcome Gifts.
Those gifts are ever the most ac-
ceptable which the giver makes
precious.—Ovid.
IN THE REALM OF BOOKS
A Real Story.
“Mike Is a lobster!" announced Pat.
bringing his flst down on the table.
“Now, Pat,” we expostulated, “why
call him such a name as that?”
“I mane exactly phwat I say. He’s
nayther more n’r less th’n a lobater.
He star’rts out green, all rolght. but
th’ mlnnit he gits into hot wather, be
turns red!"
20UNTESS
MAKE CHEESE
Former Gladys Vanderbilt Invests Her
Money In a Factory and a
Sawmill.
Budapest—Following the recent an-
nouncement that Countea* Sscbenyl,
formerly Gladya Vanderbilt, baa pur-
chased a aawmlU, cornea. Information
that abe plans to acquire a Hungarian
cheese factory as an Investment.
An establishment noted for tha
quality of its product Is being consid-
There
haste
Is danger In delay; also la
Dr. Plorce’s pltMiMin* Pellets cure constipation.
Odd*tI|>alUut Is Mm- ntusn of many dlaeaaes. Cvrt
lbs cause and you cure ibe disease. Mbit u
Those who are addicted
lies soon become color blind.
There are imitaliona, don't be foolad.
Ask for Lewis' Single Binder cigar for 6s.
Many a man has to be scared Into
being good.
A newspaper describes s young man
who “lighted a cigarette and went
whistling down the alley." He must
have had a versatile mouth.
In France It Is proposed that no air-
ship be permitted to fly over s town
without permission. Here la much
work for the sky constables.
Boiled alligator meal, according to
those who have tried It, tastes like
veal. But this only shows that veal
taBtee like boiled alligator meat.
Statistics prove that it Is better
to take care of the boys before they
go to prison than to keep detectives
on their trail after they come out.
A Peoria preacher haH resigned to
become a baseball umpire. Having
taken precautions for saving his soul,
he probably believes he can afford to
risk his life.
It Is reported that a great Italian
tenor has been the object of “black
hand" attentions. Only a careless
press agent would have overlooked
this idea so long.
There was a riot at Montsellce.
Italy, recently because Bruno was
burned at the stake some 400 years
ago. News travels slowly In some
parts of the old world.
Rodents have been accused or trans-
mitting the bubonic plague, and now
rats are said to be giving two St. Louis
girls leprosy. But they were the
"rats" made of Asiatic hair. And,
naturally, any spread of the plague
will be laid to feminine vanity, the
convenient scapegoat for most hu-
man Ills.
The American public has got accus-
tomed to calling an automobile station
■ garage with more or less variety of
pronunciation, but when H comes to
calling an aeroplane shed a “hangar,’'
Just because the English call It that,
the good old English word “shed" will
have to do. "Hangar" in French Isn’t
so easy to pronouuce as it looks.
Author of Popular Novel Has Had •
Lively Career
From the luxurious home of a tst
Louis army officer to a bleak western
Nebraska cattle ranch and thence at
a tender age thrown upon his own re-
sources. Charles Tinny Jackson, au-
thor of one of Bobbs-Merrlll s latest
offerings. “The Day of Souls,” haa
had a varied and Interesting- career.
But every moment of au active, ad-
venturous, crowded life of frequent
changes, many habitats, ha has been
alive and seeing. Like Kipling he
has traveled many a trail, “for to ad-
mire and for to see, for to be’old this
world so wide." And the fruit of n
thousand Impressions la thla first
novel.
The story is In no way didactic,
though it la written for a purpose,
Jhough It preaches a sermon, though
1- points anew the ancient warning
that the wages of sin Is death, and
revives again the blessed promise
that he that is steadfast to the end
shall be savid. The mantle of Frank
Norris has fallen cn Charles Tenney
Jackson.
A. Radcllffe Dugmore, F. R. G- S„
author of "Camera Adventures in the
African Wilds." just published by
'Doubleday, Page ft Co., whose Inti-
mate photographs of wild animals in
Africa have been accepted by the
American Museum of Natural History
as scientific records, is an English-
man who has roamed most of the ob-
scure and perilous parts of the world
with his camera. He was at first s
naturalist and made drawings of the
animal life he studied. About ten
years ago, he became convinced of the
superiority of the camera over any
other form of pictorial record; since
then, he has taken photographs of ev-
erything from wild flowers at close
quarters to a charging rhino' at fif-
teen yards
His hook with Its HO Illustrations
from photographs, is not only an au-
thoritative record of African animal
life, but a thrilling account of experi-
ences that cannot, from the very na
ture of his pursuit, come to the man
who hunts with a gun.
►ft, PILLS ^
kidney t*
11 w* * *vztfak
ered by the countess’ agents. The sug-
gestion that the honored name of
Szchenyl may appear on cheese labels
has Jnrred friends of the countess
more than the announcement that she
has gone into the woodworking busi-
ness.
The countesH. who Inherited some-
thing like $80,000,000 of the Vander-
bilt fortune, is keeping details of her
plans secret, but admits that her
business ventures are made for the
purpose of accumulating more money.
Business Is to be her fad, she says.
Her sawmill is at Remete Vasgyar.
Operated with it Is an extensive man-
ufacturing plant, which turns out cab-
inet work.
of Constipation bank in an automobile
Can quickly be overcome by
CARTER’S LITTLE
UVER PILLS
Purely vegrublo
—eel *ure!
gently oo 1
fiver.
Bilious
Head-
ache,
Diui- _
Mu, and Indigertioa. They do their duty.
Small Pin. Small Daaa. Small Prtea.
GENUINE mu* bear ngnature:
Stop/
(kiOovuHnK
This Fact—that In addressing Mrs. Pinkham you are con-
fiding your private ills to a woman —a woman whose ex-
perience witn women’s diseases covers twenty-five years.
The present Mrs. Pinkham, daughter-in-law of Lydia E.
Pinkham, was for years under her direction, and has ever
since her decease continued to advise women.
Many women suffer in silence and drift along from bad
to worse, knowing well that they ought to have immediate
assistance, but a natural modesty causes them to shrink
from exposing themselves to the questions and probable
examinations of even their family physician. Such ques-
tioning and examination is unnecessary. Without cost
you can consult a woman whose knowledge from actual
experience is great.
MRS. P1NKHAM*S STANDING INVITATION i
Women suffering from any form of female weakness are in-
vited to promptly communicate with Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn.
Mass. All letters are received, opened, read and answered by
women. A woman can freely talk of her private illness
to a woman; thus has been established this confidence
between Mrs. Pinkham and the women of America which
has never been broken. Never has she published a testi-
monial or used a letter without the written consent of the
writer, and never has the company allowed these confi-
dential letters to get out of their possession, as the hun-
dreds of thousands of them in their files will attest.
Out of the vast volume of experience which Mrs. Pink-
ham has to draw from, it is more than possible that she
School Shlldrsn In Rural England Ar* -
Given an Opportunity to
Save Money.
Ix>ndou.—The accompanying Illus-
tration shows a schoolboy of Bar-
combe, Sussex, England, depositing
his pennies In a motor bank, which,
for the time being, has its place In
the public square of the town.
The traveling bank has been estab-
lished by a London firm in the hop*
helped thousands. Surely any woman,
poor, should be glad to take advantage of this generous
offer of assistance. Address Mrs. Pinkham, care of Lydia.
E. Pinkham Medicine Con Lynn, Mass.
UMBURGER AND THE LAW
\
The bureau of Indian affairs at
Washington is also helping along the
cause of progressive agriculture. Dem-
onstration farms are to be established
with a view to teaching the wards of
the nation how to till the soil to the
best advantage. Making a good farmer
out of a good Indian would seem to be
a very effective form of conservation.
THE RIVER OF LIFE
Say what »ou will of whatever
part of the banian anatomy they
pleaae, the river of llfr la BI.OOO.
It la either the awlft raaalng
atream of health or the ferae
laden rhaaael of disease, oae or
the other.
The tew remedy for the hlood to
4^IMMONS’
Sarsaparilla
w COMPOUND
•
the hlad that freaheaa aad gatrk-
eaa the rlreiilattoa, eaerglaea tha
good 1-0 rp ii.<* lea that fight the
battle of life for the nick.
HIM MOMS* RARSAPARILI.A
COMPOUND la aallke say otker
kaowa mrdlrlae. II warka differ-
ently. It rearhea la aad through
gad dowa fill It penetrates to tho
neat of the dlaeaae and aprlaga at
the very throat of the eaaae of It.
If* th* only ramety that doaa UD*. And doing
thla. It rrU raault* »nd eITretd cure. .her. nS
other ran. Tell your druesl.t thla I. th. Wind
you want and that you von'l hat. any other
lie » rot It If fa. bun t mnk. him gat It, hn'U
gat It-for you.
LAHOMA
DIRECTORY
«. B. RICHARDS MEDICINE CO.. Sherman. Tone
The Motor Car Bank.
Odorous Compound Responsible for
Some Trouble and a Little Al-
leged "Wit."
"Technically," said Judge Wells to
William Rung in the municipal court,
"you had the right on your side. How-
ever. you chose a form of cruel and
unusual punishment that cannot be
tolerated by this court. I'll have to
fine you one dollar."
It appeared from the evidence that
Mr. Rung, who is a stereotyper, sat
down to luncheon with Edward onider,
a fellow employe. The piece de resist-
ance of Rung's luncheon consisted of
llinburger cheese, and Snider, who re-
gards himself as something of a wag,
had made certain remarks about the
cheese, reflecting particularly on Its
odor. Thereupon Mr. Rung smeared
a piece of the cheese over the humor-
ous Snider's countenance.
"This," said Rung, as he stepped up
to pay his line, "is the kind of justice
that smells to heaven."
"That will be about all from you,"
said the court bailiff; "cheese it!"—
Chicago Record-Herald.
Getting Old.
"Was your wife pleased with that
birthday gift you took home last
night?"
"Dee-lighted! She said that I didn't
seem to have a thing to do but to sit
around and remember her birthdays."
HE WAS WISE.
Cityman — Say, Hayseed, you're
losing something!
Hayseed—Oo on, man; yer can't
fool yer Uncle Dudley.
A Great 8urprlee.
Papa—Ruthie, I shouldn’t be sur-
prised if God would send you a little
baby brother before long. What would
you think of that?
Ruthie—Oh, papa! I think it would
be perfectly lovely. And say, papa,
let’s you and me keep It a surprise for
mamma.—Life.
Why She Permitted It.
"W’hy did you ever permit your hus-
band to buy a flimsy, rickety automo-
bile like that?"
"He recently got himself heavily
insured against accidents."
i
On the other hand. It might be that
to pass through the tall of the comet
would disinfect the atmosphere and
the world In genernl. There Is no
need of looking for trouble. There
may be stuff In that comet which will
cure a cold In the head, cause hair
to sprout on bald spots, knock out
rheumatism and reduce gas bills.
Cheer up.
It seems quite wonderful to read of ;
the proposal of a Harvard studeut by
wireless In Honolulu Hnd his accept- I
ance by the lady In mldoeean. But It I
loses all the romance of the good old |
way of settling the matter face to 1
face with soft whispers on one side
and sweet blushes on the other. Be-
sides, there Is always the danger of
wireless proposals being Intercepted
and the wrong girl getting the fateful
message
New Jersey has s noble Roman of a
father In a Brutus-like magistrate who
sent his own son to Jail Evidently
the New Jersey magisterial brand Is
of the stern stuff of which parental
heroes are made.
STORY & CLARK
THE PIANO OF QUALITY
FREE TRIAL h!'?::
Ctll Of wrila for catalogue, price# and trim,
FACTORY DISTRIBUTERS
FOR STATE OF OKLAHOMA
DITZELL MUSIC CO.
7.22 Norik Robin ten St, Oklahoma City
Also Jobbers and Retailer* Columbia
Phonograpba
Lice, Mites,
ticks, fleas, and other para-
sites cause serious losses to
every stock and poultry rais
er. Kill them safely, by usings
BLACK-DRAUGHT
DISINFECTANT
LICE KILLER 6 DIP
This is a safe, cleansing,
aromatic preparation, much
stronger than carbolic acid,
without its disagreeable and
dangerous qualities. Try it
Your dealer sells it.
Write lor tree saapl* to
|kt Stock Mcdtctac Co.
, Tram. PCS
ALLEN S FOOT-EASE
Shake lato Yow ■>'
Allan'* root-Kaaa, the anti
powder lor the Itfl. I
bainful, swollen. smarting,nerve
au<1 iosiantiy lakes the sting
corns ami bun ion a. |t*n I He |
Two men are lo attempt the pas-
sage of the whirlpool nt Niagara In •
motor boat. The navigation of the
whirlpool la of no practical benefit tc
anybody, but It seems to have exei
cl nod the same hypnotizing fasetnn
tlon for adventurous minds as th
north pole
TENTS AND AWNINGS
Stack Cova-s- WstrrF «mf I'.ul'na, o- any
kind otlauvs* »in«xt» Mill we'glit maid*
Kml >■ a-j> o<a*tru<-tkui t'rlrea • licit
DATES MANUFACTURING CO.
OKLAHOMA CITY
tlWnt C.lit.r.i# Oat-half Mack W**» Sail* Fa Darai
Shake lato Year Shoe*
Allan'* Foot-Kaaa, Uie autlaopttS
tier lor the feet. It oura*
nualaal,
j out ol
aura* aad banana. 11 'a tha araat.
rat rsailsrl dlarovery af tbs
Bar. Allan’* Fot*—Kaaa maka. U*M-
Mime Of n»a atraaa (aal aaaf It la a
oartain cur* (ormcrowmf nail*, awaat-
tt.a. callin' *n<t ttrad. achlna faak
W* haa* oforItt,U00toatiinonlala. TH Y
IT TO-DAY. Soli)ofarjwh.ia, Mo.
be act accent any asbatltuts.
8*ut h, mall f»r V>c laatampa.
of meeting the difficulties experienced
by many country people in depositing
their money So. Instead of requiring
them to come to the bank, the bank
now goes to the farmers and vil- j
lagers.
The motor bank leaves Brighton
every morning at nine o'clock and In
the course of the day visits ten towns,
operating on a regular schedule.
Mistake of a Lawyer.
A briefless lawyer not long past his i
bar examinations was waiting for
something to drop In his office up In
j the Bronx the other day. when a farm-
I er from Westchester came In.
‘Say, young mau, I Ree by the sign ,
! outside that you're a lawyer.” was his
salutation The briefless lawyer
looked very wise and nodded his head,
i "Well. If you're a lawyer you can
| tell me something. If I sell a man a
horse and he gives me a promissory
' note In payment nnd he don't pay up
t;ls note, can I go to his barn and take
■ his horse away?"
"You certainly can't," said the law-
yer. "You'll have to sue him to recov-
er the value of the note."
“Can't heh? Well, I guess I’ll get
another lawyer. I've done It."—New
York Sun
All the disagreeable
HvA on cross streets.
people don’t
Every man who owns a single share
of stock In a $1,000,000 corporation
thinks he could run it better than the
general manager does.
Day After Day
One will find
)sthin«
Cquals
DEERE IMPLEMENTS
and VELIE VEHICLES**r*« *••»•»
AN JOHN REEK PLOW CO, OKLAHOMA CITY
FREE2:ifWLi^ACKAO■
MOTIIKIt UHAV'S SWKBT
—_ _ I'lin ilKllS. th* boat m#du- In* lot
VSIhJwY pwri*. oiatdr OMHavo. S..UI b,
MtlH' ”rff!'pI*K7«WFRJkl5l _
LUtlt S. OLMSTED, L# IW>. N. T.
j Post . /
I Toasties |
—kj**"
Aba€np<MHis'7
Postu
17
Hit Preference.
“These politicians are so flippant
about serious things. We asked a
man who turned out to be a candidate
for office If he did rot yearn lo be one
|20~T1 INTEREST!20^1 Z'!Z£2hZa* *hat d°you th,nk
Gold Bund*. Abaolutoly Safurad.
It you hare money to Invent. Witte
PACIFIC COAST TRUST COMPANY
ibr-jolul* IU I# H#a t ran. lara
What?”
"That he would rather be one of the
elected."
Popular pKA< lOc.
Family site 15c.
Toasties
a constant delight.
The food is crisp and
wholesome and so dainty
and tempting, that it ap-
peals to the appetite all the
time—morning, noon and
night.
Some folks have pro-
non need Post Toastie* the
choicest flavoured bits of
cereal food ever produced.
The Memory Lingers*
P .slum Cereal Co., Ltd., battle Creek, Mich., U. S. A.
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