The Hennessey Clipper (Hennessey, Okla.), Vol. 25, No. 23, Ed. 1 Thursday, November 12, 1914 Page: 9 of 10
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Your Margin
of Health
is very small, indeed,
when the appetite is
poor, the digestion
bad, the liver lazy
and the bowels clog-
ged— but don't re-
main that way; take
KOSTETTER'S
STOMACH BITTERS
today and let it help
Nature restore these
organs to their proper
functions. He sure to
GET HOSTETTERS
SPECIAL TO WOMEN
Tho moBt economical, cleansing and
germicidal of all antiseptics is
A soluble Antiseptic Powder to
be dissolved in water as needed.
Asa medicinal antisept Ic for doucl.es
In treating catarrh, inflammation or
ulceration of nose, throat, and that
caused by feminine ills it has no equal.
For ten years the Lydia K. Pinkhain
Medicine Co. has recommended Paxtiria
in their private correspondence with
women, which proves its superiority.
W omen who have been cured say
it is '•worth its weight in gold." At
druggists. 50c. large box, or by mail.
Tho Paxton Toilet Co., Boston, Mass,
OBJECTION PLACED ON AGE
But Young Lady's Idea Was Altocjeth-
er Different From What Cor
poral Had Feared.
"What pensions, what millions and
billions in pensions, this horrible war
is going to entail." said Major Fitz-
gerald of Jloston. He added
"And some of these pensions will
go on longer than they should, be-
cause some of the pensioners in their
old age will marry young girls - lor
an old pensioner makes a good parti,
since hiR pension, you know, falls on
his death to his widow.
"I heard the other day about an
old Civil war pensioner who proposed
to (he hired girl next door, a very
pretty girl of twenty or so. Hut she
refused him.
"'Perhaps,' he stammered then,
stroking in his embarrassment his
long and snow-white beard, 'perhaps I
am too old.'
" 'N*o,' said the pretty hired girl
calmly; 'no, corporal, you're too
young.'"
RUSH NEW TROOPS
TO TURN THE TIDE
BOTH GERMANS AND ALLIES
SWELL THEIR ARMIES ON
THE BELGIAN LINE.
CONTEST FOR THE COAST STILL PAGES
Furious Fight Centers Around Ypres—
Wearied Belgians Being Given a
Rest While British and French
Hold Foe From the Coast
London- With the exception of the
full of Tsin Tau, the most significant
report from any of the battle fronts,
and the most welcome from the allies'
point of view, is that the Russian ar-
mies, besides driving the Austrians
back In Calida, have reached the
Wart lie river, in Russian Poland, and
established themselves on the ICast
Prussian frontier.
In fact, a Berlin official report says
some Russian cavalry crossed the
Warthe, but were driven back. To th's
the Russian report adds that the town
of Warta, 011 the Wartha river in Po-
land. has been occupied and that a | s" """ fsm" over ,h*
DEFENDS POPULAR REMEDIES
Speaker Says Newspapers Should in-
vestigate Merits of Medicines Be-
fore Barring Advertisements.
That an organized attempt has been
made to blacken the reputation of the
popular family remedies ot" this coun-
try, and to mislead the newspaper
publishers into rejecting the adver-
tising of such medicines, was the
charge made by Carl .1. Halliett, of
Hurtalo, N. Y , at the convention of the
| Advertising Affiliation at Detroit.
Mr. Halliett is a director of the Pro-
| prletary Association of America, which
includes in its membership two hun-
dred firms which make the popular
j prepared medicines of America.
Mr. Halliett pointed out that it is
the duty of the newspaper publisher
lo refuse the advertising of any fake
or fraudulent medicine, just as it is
his duty to refuse any l^ike or fraudu-
lent advertising, but it |i not right to
shut down on all medical advertising
because there have been some fakers,
any more than it would be right to
refuse to publish all department store
advertising because certain stores
have made a practice of lying about
bargain sales.
Disease and death are mysteries.
People who are perfectly well ar<-
skeptical. They laugh at tlie time-
worn patent medicine joke, just as
they laugh again and again ove
Put That Pain to Use
German column has proceeded west
ward through Czenstochowa, which is
very near the Silesian frontier.
The Russians, too, are responsible
for the report that they have defeated
the Germans near Mlawa, in Poland,
just across the Kast Prussian bound-
ary, and at I.yck, in East Prussia.
Military observers here say the Rus-
sians have followed the retiring (icr-
mans at a very much faster pat e than
was anticipated, and that if they are
in force they may be able to prevent
the Germans from taking up their
new positions on the Warthe, and
compel them to fall back to the Si-
lesian border.
The network of nerves in your body, i J!r*rvPirtwr*
like the network of wires in a burglar Tel it s Story'
alarm system, gives quick warning
when anything is going wrong inside
Looking at it in this way a pain is
a useful alarm. Now, kidney weak-
ness is a dangerous tiling—a condition
not to be neglected—and it is wise
to know and pay attention to the early
alarm signals of sick kidneys.
Backache is a common warning of
congestion or inflammation in the kid-
neys. It may be dull, nagging pain, or
a sharp twinge when stooping or lift-
ing. There are likely to be disorders
of urination, dizziness, headaches, and
drowsy, despondent, tired feelings.
It is very hard to strengthen weak
kidneys at first, but neglect invites
rheumatic or neuralgic attacks, gravel,
dropsy, and fatal Hright's disease.
As a special medicine for weak kid-
neys I>oan's Kidney Pills have been
used for years all over the civilized
world, and surely are considered reli-
able. The patient can always help the
medicine immensely, however,by diet
ing lightly, using little or no liquor,
tea or coffee, keeping regular hours
and drinking lots of pure water.
As to Doan's Kidney Pills, r<*&4 tha-
following enthusiastic endorserovBt bf
ono who has tested them.
IN BED FOR DA YS
Gave Up Hope of Re-
covery
John T Jones, 21.1 *. 1
y, Ok la., *ayn: * My a
I years and tho ha
| tho Civil War cat
j Ing the past till
"/ can hardly straighten up.
My active life tu rartp
iBhll'S t endurVil x_'.«r*tu|-
i «l kidney diitMM. Dv
or four yeara X
I to btd for daya. Tft*
my lm< k and ltcuhe *cj
ftrit K"t dizzy and
t«d t in frequently .\t>4 mk
kidney accretions as#
1 l«'Bt my npp. 11 to aim) warn-
down. I had almost (Ivcm
r Kitting rid of the wwvSH,
med to help me. A frWu*
ox uf Doan'i Kidney )'nJo aiiiA
1 lu Kan tuklnK th« in, stopping all th« *<Wit
m* dtclne. In thri « >Ih\h 1 Ih'kud to gvt
lief rroin th«- pain and 1 gradually u.vrntti
until I was a well man 1 am now «.Wi
boat of ti tlth and 1 give l>oan • h.timy
Pills all the credit for this Cure."
itic p.
mpii t
up hoj
thin*
brousht in
medicine. There is nothing
I 'linn disease; nothing more !
j honorable than to cure it.
] Mr. Halliett refuted the idea sought |
to he spread about that patent uiedi-
I l ines are unpopular bv showing that
I from 19iin to 1912 the amount of nre-
Desplte all this, report, persist that | pared medicines consumed in America
the Germans are sending larpe num .increased from loo to J1C0-
bers of their troops who have been : 000.000 annually
variations of the operation joke
The operation was a success but
the patient died." This so-called hu-
mor has perhaps hurt the medicine
business with well people, but when
the hitherto healthy man feels a se-
u're pain or illness, he immediately
wants medicine, and will bless the
cure whether it be at the hands of a
im'm) , a l,0,lleoIiath, an osteo- | country the recurrence of boiled sal-
Path, a ( hristian Scientist or patent 1
"When Your Back is Lame—Remember the Name"
DOAN S KIDNEY PILLS
Sold by all Dealers. Price 50 cenb. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.. Proprietors
LIMITED CHOICE OF VIANDS
Guest Who Didn't Care for Salmon
Was in Fair Way to Have Hot
Breakfast.
j In some parts of the Canadian back
Unromantic Times.
"Old Ironsides was the theme of a
great patriotic poem."
"Yes; that was a famous ship."
"The loss of the Royal George in-
spired a noble poem."
"Quite true."
"Great battleships have had their
names preserved in many immortal
poems."
"No d^ubt. Hut what are you driv-
ing at?"
"Just this: You can't write a poem
about a boat labeled 11-14."
fighting in Poland westward to
pose the allies in Prance and llel-
glum. That they would do this with
enormous Russian forces threatening
their own and richest territory, mili-
tary men here say, seems highly im-
probable unless the Germans ate sat-
isfied that a small force can prevent
the Russians from entering Silesia
and East Prussia.
In the west the same indecisive
fighting which has been going on for
months continues. The Belgians, who
hold the lines along the coast, are be-
ing given a comparative rest after
their three months of almost contin-
uous fighting. The Germans still are
concentrating around Ypres, where
they are trying to hack their way
through the Anglo-French troops
which bar their way to the coast.
BLACK SEA KOW RULED BY RUSSIA
Austro-German Forces Still Backing
Up—Big Losses to Teutonic Armies
Reported From Russia—Armenians ; ures. Any medicine
Now Take Up Arms.
Rome. According to a telegram
from Odessa, the Russians consider
themselves absolute masters of the
Black Sea. The Turkish fleet, it is
declared, has retired behind the llos
phorus and docs not seem disposed
to come out.
Official communications received In
Rome from the Russian army head-
quarters state that the Anstro-Cerman
i reverses in (ialicia and Russian Pol-
It takes a capable wife to yank the 1 linJ are be'HK augmented daily by the
conceit out of a man.
Superior-
"Surpassing others in great-
ness, goodness, extenl or
value of any quality.' —
Century Dictionary.
That's the definition, and
that's why Post Toasties
are called the
Superior Corn Flakes
—the surpassing, delicate
Indian Corn (lavour being
sealed in by skillful toast-
in" with sugar and salt.
are made in clean, airy,
modern factories—cooked,
seasoned, rolled and toast-
ed to crisp golden flakts—
Ready to serve direct
from the package.
To secure the Superior
Corn Flakes, atk for
Post Toasties
—io!rl by Grocers.
fugitive troops communicating panic '
to their reserves. The Austro-German |
cavalry forces are depicted as being
in an especially pitiful condition. A
part of this force, it is said, was mas-
sacred by the outnumbering Cossacks,
the remainder being routed and pur-
sued in utmost confusion.
Austria and Germany had centered
there about 20 000 of their best cav-
alry, half of which force the Russians
maintain is now lost. When the \us-
trian and Herman cavalry was dlspos
ed of, the Russians devoted their ef-
forts to the cutting of the five armies
into which the Austro-German forces
were divided from their western base
of operations. The Russians forced
them to the southward, at the same
time inflicting heavy losses
The Austro-German casualties are
said to aggregate over 30.00(1 men in
dead and prisoners. The Russians al-
so claim to have captured -00 cannon.
Cotton Loan Not Illegal.
Washington, I). C. No violation of
the anti trust laws is threatened by
the $135,000,000 cotton loan f ind plan,
according to an opinion that has been
handed down by Attorney General
Gregory at the request of President
I Wilson "I am unable to see hew
such a plan could be thought to fall
within the purview of the anti trust
laws," the opinion says.
-
I COTTON LOSS 455 MILLIONS.
He showed that, al-
ihough the American Medical Associ-
ation is trying as an organization to i
exterminate so-called patent tnedi- I
ernes, the family doctor, indlvIHe illy, I
is not lighting Himoj but prescribing •
them, lie estimated that -J n-; of the
prescriptions written by doctors today
include proprietary medicines.
The writings of Dr. Harvey W. Wi-
be said, have also aimed to de-
stroy confidence In proprietary medi-
cines; but that r>i\ Wiley's ideas are
not infallible is shown by cases where
his analyses were entirely wrong Mr
Halliett mentioned a case where, with I
all the power of the Government, he
fought a preparation as being danger- j
ous to health, and was Ingloriouslv
walloped.
There has been spread the idea that
a clever faker can mix a few useless
ingredients and, by smart advertising,
sell tons of it. and win sudden wealth;
whereas, as a matter of fact, the medi-
cine business is notoriously difficult,
and. where there has been one success
at it, there have been a hundred fail- I
which lias no !
merit cannot live, because persons
who are duped into buying it once will
not buy it again, and the profit from
advertising a medicine can only come
from repeat sales to the same, satis-
lied people. Therefore, any medicine
which has been on the market for a
number of years, and Is still adver-
tised, must have merit behind it to ac-
count for its success.
In conclusion Mr Halliett declared
that no newspaper is doing justice to
its readers in the matter of medical
or other advertising, unless it investi-
gates, not only the wording of the ad-
vertisement offered for publication,
but the merits of the article adv. r
lised. He pointed out that the few
newspapers who have been deluded
Into the policy of barring out medical
advertising hav adopted this general
policy, rather than to form an Inves-
tigation bureau of this kind which j
could, in a constructive and useful ef- j
fort, investigate and decide what Is'
a good product and what is a fraud.
In not on I > the medicine business, but
In every other business which adver-
tises Its wares to the public.
T lie audience seemed to agree with
Mr, [ialliett's ideas en the subject and
the chairman decided the question at
issue in his favor.
mon, broiled salmon, salmon cutlets,
and salmon steak at every meal be
comes, after a few weeks, a tritle
monotonous. To the native palate
brought up on it, this constant reap
peurance of the selfsame dish Is a
matter of course; but to the newly
arrived tourist it grows at last into a
feeble joke.
"Is there nothing else for break
fast?" said one such victim of colonial
hospitality, as a whole lish vu<i a pot
of mustard were >''.d beiure him on
the table."
I "Nothing else!" replied the host, in
] surprise. "Why, there's salmon enough
' there for six, aint' there?"
"Yes," responded the guest mildly:
"but 1 don't care for salmon."
"Well, then, tire into the mustard,"
was the rejoinder.
A Fine Night.
Maude Marie was a sentimental miss
of twenty summers, who seemed lo look
on the world with a gentle sigh, re-
lates the Kansus City Star. John
Henry, who thought her some sweet-
ness w as almost crudely practical. One
evening they were leisurely rambling
along the country road when John
Henry noticed that Maude .Marie's
thoughts seemed afar off.
"You look like somnambulism, Ma-
rie,' remarked the young man. "Where
are your thoughts?"
"I was thinking of the night. John
dear," tenderly replied the fair one
"Isn't it sublime? Isn't it glorious?
Isn't it the most wonderful night you
ever saw ?"
"Yes," w as the startling rejoinder of
the practical John. "It is just the kind
of a night to shoot cats."
Litany for Week-Ends
From elderly ladles with sure cures
for toothache, corns and tonsilltis;
and from boiled potatoes, poison ivy
and the military "experts" of riewaps-
pers; and from all females more than
twenty-three or less than eighteen
years old; and from persons who
know the exact difference b. tween
"who" and "whom" and are willing
to tell it; and from provincial para-
graphers who Imitate Franklin P.
Adams; and from old and bad cock
tails under new and seductive
and from gilt chairs;
uiili loose hair -good I.ord. deliver
us. t)weu Hatteras in Smart Set.
Kind.
threw
Catarrhal Fever
3 to fl dosos often cure
< Um> Wm .'it butt Ik si-niiS'1
S« (V for utijr mure
bottles f.i
manufacturers, e pret* |h«i<i
M'OIIN'S Is the behl pr«
Sl'OII N HKI>I( tl,( <>.,
Clieiulat« antl lttt«*tertnioi;>H<N, (.onIm-ii, I ml,, U.&. jl
1 ttiiar:inl<M>i1 to euro ti msr.
r coll.
of arii^iiistn. harness dealers or >br««A ;
entire of all forms ..f distemper.
"This man
' \s ife."
"Then indict
Fault."
a lamp at liis
him lor li^ht as-
Real-Life Romance
In real life one Bonietiuies get# tlto
whole of a romance and wees It rvault
in tln> leading lady thereof coolt)D&
I for boarders. Atchison (Hobe.
name:
Rheumatism
Muscle Colds
"It is easy to use and quick to respond. No work. Just
apply. It penetrates without rubbing."
Read What Others Say :
"Have usetl your I.inimcut very successfully in a caw* of rheumatism. .uxS
alwuys have tx bottle on hand ia
case of a cold or wore throat. 1
wiah to say I think it one of
the bent of household remedies. I
would not havo used it ouly it was
recommended to mo by a friend of
mine who, I wiah to aay, is one of
the best boosters for your Liniment
I ever saw."—J. )V. Fuller, Dentert
CoL
"Just a lino in prai.no of Sloan's
Liniment. 1 have been ill nearly
fouiteen weeks with rheumatism,
have been treated by doctors who
did their beat. 1 had not slept for
tho terrible pain for several nighty
when my wife Rot me a small botila
of tho Liniment and three applira-
/ ;VVi cations g.tve mo relief «o that I cy>uld
/ sleep."—Joseph Tamblyn, 616 \^vw
,y M'M Street, M cKseaport. Pa.
SLOANS
LINIMENT
Good for Neuralgia, Sciatica, Sprains and Bruises.
All Dealers 25c.
Send four cents in stamps for a free TRIAL BOTTLE.
DR. EARL S. SLOAN, Inc. Dept. b Philadelphia, P..
Likes Sensible Women.
Montague Glass, the author of "Perl-
mutter and Potash," says that he
would not marry a woman who did
not have sense enough to want equal j
rights for her sex. lie has a wife |
ind form dogs I who. needless to say. comes up to his ]
expectations of what a sensible wom-
an should be.
SAVE YOUR MONEY.
One he* of Tutt's Pills save many dollars
tor's bills. A remedy for dlitentci of
s! k headache, dyspepsia, cons tips tkiD tt *4
biliousness, n mil.Ion people endorse
Id
A Reformer
"Twohble is nrted for lifs passion
ate striving after perfection."
I must Bay t hat b a commendable
trait."
"In some cases. v,.s, but Twobble
wends ail his time trying to achieve
it in other people."
Too Good.
Re.Kgv Sweet -\rliue, will you be
mine?
Sweet Ai line—llefore I answ er your
question let me ask you one. Do you
swear when you lose your collar stud?
Heggy —Never:
Sweet Arline Then it cannot be. I
cannot marry a man who has no spirit
Rub It On and Rub It In.
For lame back and soreness. Fpralns
and strains, sore throat and stiff ueck,
you must rub on and rub in thorough-
ly Hunford's Balsam of Myrrh lie-
member that one good application at
first is better than several light ones.
Adv.
For sprained wrist rub on and rub in
Hauford's lialsam thoroughly. Adv.
The skeleton in the wife's closet is
apt to b • another female of the spe-
A mouse scares a woman almost as
badly an a milliner's hill scares u man j
is no more riccevstKCj
than Smallpox, iiu,
experience haf ih-: urni/are#
the almost mirarultro* e3!>
Cacy, and harmles*ne*s, uf Antityphoid VaccioatiLfe
Be vat< inatcd NOW by your physician, ycr. uf
your family. It Is more vital than huuse iimgjacci
A-If your physician, drue?lst, or smd for
y m had Typhoid?" telling of Typhoid Vac or*,
rebul'J from use, and danger from TyphoW Ctcrlcr*
The Cutter Laboratory, RerkHey, Cal.. ClmajB. DS
Producing Vaccmei and Scrums under U. S.
W. N. U., WICHITA, NO. 4619«i
"Where
which you
"On the
dear."
Generally,
ivas that big sea tight of
were speaking?"
froi't page, I think, my
steady j
Made since 1846-
Adv
Hanford's lialsam
Unnerved Completely.
"Beef eaters usually have
nerves, do they not?"
"I've always thought so, until fear
of a Zeppelin raid doused the lights of
London."
Federal Experts Put Figures High In
Estimating Damage of War.
Washington, 11. C.— War s effect on
the price of cotton anil cottonseed has
caused a loss of about J-ij.") 000.000 to
American cotton farmers this year, it
hits been announced by the bureau
of crop estimates of the department of
agriculture. The experts base their
estimate on the shrinkage of price;
this year compared with those of laat
year. This year's prices are the low
est that have prevailed since 1898.
Occasionally a man's sense of hu- I
mor may head off the doctor.
There are few really great men on
| earth, but there are a lot of others
who are willing to admit their great
ness.
Some men court, then marry, then
go to court again.
Love that feeds
soon starves to death.
on beauty alone
Many peoplo suffer from weak hearts. They
may experience shortness of breath on exertion,
pain over the heart, or dizzy feelings, oppressed breathing
after meals or their eyea become blurred, the heart is not
eufficiently strong to pump blood to the extremities, and
they have cold bands and feet, or poor appetite because of weakened
LIoikI Bupply to tho Btomach. A heart tonic fcrul alterative ehould l>« UiLvu which
no bod after-etTcct, buch ia
P**' Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
which contain* no dangerous narcotics or alcohol.
It helps th° hiimon system in tho constant manufacture of rich, red blood. It
he ps thei stomach to assimilate or take ur> the proper elements from tho food, thoreb*
helping digestion and curing dyspepsia, heart-burn and many uncomfortable symp-
toms, stops excessive tissue wasto in convalescence from fevers; for the rm>-
uuwa, anicmic, thin-blooded people, tho "Discovery" is refreshing and vitaJizjLg.
In liquid or tablet form at mo t drug sforea or tend SO on -etrt
at an, pa for trial box to Dr.Piircm' invalid •' Hotel, Buffalo. N. Y.
Read Chapter VII on Circulatory Ornan in the "Medical Advi.cr"- A French elctk
bound book of 1008 page* ««nt on rcccipt of 31 on..-, -nt itampi, addreaa as above.
.*V?y , V —'-j1#--
lUHBIjl
Because ot those ugly, grizzly, gray hairs. Use "LA CREOLE" HAIR DRESSING,
g 'I' |J
PRICE, si.oo, retail.
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