The Waynoka Democrat (Waynoka, Okla.), Vol. 4, No. 27, Ed. 1 Thursday, August 8, 1912 Page: 3 of 8
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In the Back
Point to Hidden
Kidney Trouble.
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Do you feel a
sharp pain after
bending over?
When the kid-
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and the action
Irregular, use
Doan's Kidney
rills, which have
cured thousands.
A Colorado Case
John T. Scantling. Trinidad. Colo.,
•aya: "I was confined to bed so help-
l«*aa I had to be fed. Nothing he 1 pad
me until I used I>nun‘n Kidney PI 11a.
and they did me a world of food, I
have never mlsned a day'a work
since.*'
Get Doan's at any Drug Store, 50c. a Box
Doan’s
l you aro taking.
_ on every bottle,
xnd Iron in a tas teles
Mike Amazed.
Jerry was treating Mike to a trol-
ley ride, says Judge. The conductor,
a good-looking young Irishman, came
through, collecting the fares. Mike
watched his progress with great inter-
est. Presently he turned to Jerry
with tears in his eyes.
“Jerry,” he said huskily, “I’ve a
lump in me front.”
"What -for?" demanded Jerry.
“ ’Tis the gladness of me that’s too
big to swally!” said Mike. “Every
American has the big, generous heart!
D’ye mind the poor young felly wi’
the blue cap? ’Tis beggin’ his livin’
he is. I saw him hould out his hand
to twenty-siven people and ivery
blessed wan of thim gave him a
nickel!”
To The Last
Mouthful
one enjoys a bowl of
crisp, delightful
Post •
T oasties
with cream or stewed
fruit — or both.
Some people make an
entire breakfast out of this
combination.
Try it!
‘The Memory Lingers*
Sold by Grocers.
Postum Cereal Company. Limited.
Battle Creek. Mich.. U. S A.
U. S. GIVES WARNING
JAPANESE SYNDICATE ATTEMPTS
TO SECURE LAND NEAR
MAGDALENA BAY.
SENATE SAYS “KEEP HANDS OFF'
Reiterates Monroe Doctrine by Warn,
ing Powers Not to Encroach on
North or South America—Senate De-
bated Resolution Behind Closed
Doors.
A Puzzle.
Birds of . a feather ilock together.”
'How about a rooster and a crow?”
Paxtlne Antiseptic sprayed Into the
nasal passages Is a surprisingly suc-
cessful remedy for catarrh. At drug-
gists, 25c a box or sent postpaid on re-
ceipt of price by The Paxton Toilet
Co., Boston, Mass.
Trouble’s Way.
“He always climbed a tree when he
saw trouble coming."
“And what did trouble do?”
“Set fire to the tree and smoked
him out again.”
TO mtIVK o. T malaria THE Ry8TEM
Take tho Old Standard liltOVK S TASTKI.KSS
CHII.l, You know w hat, you aro Utkli
Tin- formula lk plainly prinlt-d on nyr-ry
hlkiwiDti it Is simply putnino and I ron In a la
form, anil l In- most ufToi-tual form. For grown
people and children, M cents.
A Skeptic.
"Do you believe in ghosts, Willie?”
"No, not unless I’m alone in the
dark.”
No Danger.
“Do you believe we are in any dan-
ger of losing our birthright?”
"Not a bit—that is, those of us who
are doomed to always work for what
we get are not.”
Washington, Aug 3,— The I’nlted
States senate toda) issued u warning
to the nations of the world against
encroachment upon the continents ot
North and South America. The United
States will not see “without grave
concern" said the senate, any suitable
nuval or military site pass into con-
trol of a foreign corporation, when
such possession "might threaten the
communications or the safety of the
United States.
So vital were the issues discussed
in tlio I-odge resolution which set
fortli the policy of the United States
as to points situated like Magdeleuu
Hay, in Lower California, that the
doors of the senate were closed for
three hours while the resolution was
debated in secret session.
It finally passed with only four
votes against It. Notwithstanding the
comparatively unanimity of the senate
upon the nolo of warning, it is un-
derstood the measure did uot have the
official endorsement of the adminis-
tration. it was framed entirely outside
the state department and it is under-
stood the executive branch of the gov-
ernment was not consulted In regard
to the senate's pronouncement.
The resolution arose front the re-
ported attempt of a Japanese syndi-
cate to secure land about Magdelena
Hay. In the form finally adopted by
the senate, it declares against the
acquisition of any threatening loca
tion, by a foreign corporation “which
has such a relation to another gov-
ernment not American, as to give that
government practical power of contro
for naval or military purposes.”
WHERE DOCTORS
FAILED TO HELP
HAD THE BANDMASTER GOING
PROOF POSITIVE.
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegeta-
ble Compound Restored
Mrs. Green’s Health—
Her Own Statement.
Covington, Mo. —"Your medicine has
done me more good than all the doc-
tor’s medicines. At
every monthly period
T”
I had to stay in bed
four days because of
hemorrhages, and
my back was so weak
I could hardly walk.
I have been taking
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com-
pound and now I can
stay up and do my
work. I think it is
the best medicine on earth for women. ’
— Mrs. Jennie Green, Covington, Mo.
How Mrs. C’llno Avoided
Operation.
Brownsville, Ind. — “I can say that
Lydia E.Pinkham’s VegetableComjxmnd
has done me more good thun anything
else. One doctor said I must be opera-
ted upon for a serious female trouble
and that nothing could help me but an
operation.
“I had hemorrhages and at times
could not get any medicine to stop them.
I got in such a weak condition that I would
have died if I had not got relief soon.
“Several women who had taken your
Compound, told me to try it and I did
and found it to he the right medicine to
build up the system and overcome
female troubles.
“ I am now in great deal better health
than I ever expected to be, so I think I
ought to thank you for it.Mrs. O. M.
Cline, S. Main St., Brownsville, Ind.
Governor Suffered Because Hie Re-
quest Wit Not Couched in Plain
Enough Language.
Mr Melvll Dewey, state librarian
of New York, said recently that libra-
ries would do v. ell to furnish free mu-
sic rolls for player pianos. Just as
they now furnish books.
"In Toledo," said Dr. Dewey the
other day, "my project has been late-
ly Inaugurated. It will accomplish
much for the musical art."
Then, apropos of music and Igno-
rance, I)r. Dewey told a story.
“A certain governor," he said, "was
being lunched ut a seaside town Dur-
ing the repast the local baud played
on the beach outside the hotel. The
drum was In charge of a blacksmith,
and he beat it so reasonably that at
lust this message was sent out:
" 'The governor requests the drum-
mer to desist.'
"The bandmaster was puzzled by
tills message for a moment; then ids
face brightened in a smile, and he
said:
" '.More drum, Joe; the governor
likes it.’ ”
1“
DtPorr
Bronson There's something very
small about that man, Masson.
Woodson—What's the matter with
1 him?
Bronson—Why, he loaned me a gar-
den boso that needed mending.
Tuffs Pills
He Was Willing to Work.
The Democratic members of the
house of representatives have been
besieged ever by a horde of office
seekers, willing to serve their coun-
try.
"It is refreshing," said one repre-
sentative in discussing the office ques-
tion, “to hear of an aspirant for pub-
lic office who frankly admits ills ambi-
tion, yet disdains to seek a position
in which he will have nothing to do
but to draw his salary.
"Two wayside pilgrims were talking
over things when one of them asked:
“'Dick, you ain't a-hankerin’ after
no government place, are ye?’
" I don't mind sayln’ I'd take one
| of 'em ef I could git it,’ responded the
other, ‘but 1 don’t want no Job that’s
all fat. I’m willin’ to earn my wages.’
" ’An' what sort o’ job would be
about your size?'
“ ’Well, I'd like to All fountain pens
fur some assistant secretary of the
treasury.’ ”—Judge.
FACE A SIGHT WITH TETTER
A Year Hence.
Miss Dinningham—Mamma, do you
think papa knows Harold is going to
call for me in his aeroplane?
Mamma, O, I think so, dear. He’s
been hanging around the skylight with
a club all afternoon.
Different.
Daughter—Since it is your wish,
dear parents, that I should marry the
rich old brewer, I consent, although
he is seventy years old."
Mother—But he is only sixty.
Daughter—Sixty! Tell him to ask
me again in ten years.—Meggendorfer
Blaetter.
The New Sport.
"These here New Yorkers is bound
to have their sports, I see,” said Uncle
Silas.
"In what way?” asked the boarder.
“Why,” said Uncle Silas “sence
they give up hoss-ra< in' they’ve gone
in heavy fer the turkey trot. Don’t
seem to me’s if thet would be very
excitin'.”—Harper’s Weekly.
SENATE AGAIN AROUSED
OVER MEXICAN ACTS
Pass Bill Authorizing War Department
to Spend $100,000 in Relief of
American Refugees.
stimulate the torpid liver, strengthen tho
digestive organs, regulate the bowels. A rem-
edy for sick headache. Lncuualed as an
ANTI-BILIOUS MEDICINE.
Elegantly sugar coated. Small dose. Price, 25c*
TOO MUCH.
Washington, Aug. 3—The destitution
of American refugees from Mexico,
now quartered at El Paso, resulted in
the passage by the senate today of a
resolution authorizing the war depart,
ment to spend $100,0t)0 in transporting
them to such points in the United
States as they wish to reach.
The measure was presented by Sen-
ator Bailey and passed after a brief
debate. It will need approval of the
house and the president before the ap-
propriation becomes available. Senator
Bailey declared the refugees were in
dire need and in most cases were un-
able to proceed beyond that city.
Members of the senate received a re-
quest from an El Paso newspaper to
come to that city August 12 and confer
regarding “affairs in Mexico and plan
to meet the impending crisis.”
The special investigation committee
headed by Senator William Alden
Smith. which is to investigate the
charges that Americans have been in-
citing and sustaining the insurrection
in Mexico and Cuba, particularly was
appealed to. Senator Smith sent word
that his committee would visit that
city as soon as possible, but would
not be able to be there August 12.
Senator Bailey declared that if it
were not for the proposed amendment
by the senate caucus lie \tould address
the senate in detail on the brutalities
suffered by American citizens in Mexi-
co.
V/
I begged Loraine to smile to me,
For I with love was daft.
She smiled! She more than smiled,
for she
Just held her sides and laughed!
Mrs. Grace Acquitted of Murder.
Atlanta, Ga., Aug. 3.—Mrs. Daisy
Opie Grace was declared not guilty of
trying to kill her husband, by a jury
here at 5 o'clock this evening. Mrs.
Grace, wealthy and well known in her
former home in Philadelphia, and here,
was on the verge of collapse when the
twelve men who had decided her fate
filed into the court room. When the
verdict was announced, she simply
bowed her head.
A few minutes after she had been
freed, she was handed a telegram say-
ing her blind son was very ill in Phil-
adelphia and it is understood she will
leave for his bedside late tonight.
Sounds Better.
The feeling of many men with re-
gard to pubiic office is much the same
as that which a certain distinguished
Frenchman had toward the academy—
that group of forty who are called
“the immortals.” He was asked one
day why he did not propose his can-
didacy for the academy.
“Ah,” said he, “if I applied and were
admitted, some one might ask, ‘Why
is he in it?’ and I should much rather
hear it asked, ‘Why isn’t he in it?’ ”—
Christian Register.
Red Cross Seals Being Printed.
Seventy-five million Red Cross
seals are now being printed for the
holiday sale of these anti-tuberculosis
stickers for 1912. The National Asso-
ciation for the Study and Prevention
of Tuberculosis, which in co-operation
with the American Red Cross will con-
duct the sale, makes this announce-
ment and states further that the out-
look this year Is bright for a higher
sale than ever before.
The seal this year Is said to he the
best of Its kind that the Red Cross
has ever Issued. The design is In
three colors, red, green and gray. A
Santa Claus head in the three colors
Is shown In the center surrounded by
holly wreaths. In each corner Is a
small red cross. The seal bears the
greeting, Merry Christmas, Happy
New Year, American Red Cross, 1912.”
Mobcrly, Mo.—“My trouble began
with a small pimple on the left side of
my face and It spread all over my
face anti to my ncek. It would ho scar-
let red when I got warm. My face
was a sight. It looked very unpleas-
ant, and it felt uncomfortable. My
face was something awful; It just kept
me In agony all the time. Some said
It was tetter, and some said It wns
that awful eczema, but I rather think
It was tetter. I had been troubled
with it for about two years and tried
many remedies, but got no relief until
I used Cutlcura Soap and Ointment.
"When I would wash my face with
the Cutlcura Soap and apply the Cuti-
cura Ointment it would cool my skin
and draw great )«tg drops of matter
out of the skin. You would think 1
was sweating; it would run down my
face just ns though I had washed It.
It itched and smarted and I suffered
I In tho day time most. I used the Cuti-
cura Soap and Cutlcura Ointment for
| a month and I was cured of it.” (Sign-
ed) Mrs. J. Brooksher, April 15, 1912.
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
post-card “Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston.”
Works In the Garden Now.
Grown old in the service of his mas-
ter and mistress, James was a privi-
leged retainer.
He ‘was waiting at table one day,
when a guest politely asked for a fish
fork. Strangely enough, the request
was ignored.
Then the hostess noticed the epi-
sode and remarked in a most peremp-
tory manner:
“James, Mrs. Jones hasn't a fish
fork. Get her one at once!”
“Madam,” came the emphatic reply,
“last time Mrs. Jones dined here we
lost a fish fork.”
James has now been relegated to
the garden.
“Exclamatory” Was Right.
Mrs. Mason's colored washerwoman.
Martha, was complaining of her hus-
band’s health.
“Why, is he sick, Martha?” asked
Mrs. Mason.
"He's ve’y po’ly, ma'am, po’ly,” an-
swered the woman. “He’s got the ex-
clamatory rheumatism.”
“You mean inflammatory, Martha,”
said the patron. “Exclamatory means
to cry out.”
‘Wes, ma'am,” replied Martha, with
conviction: “dat's what it is. He hol-
lers all the time.”—Judge.
Newman, Ga., Aug. 3.—“In her heart
she knows she is guilty,” declared Eu-
gene H. Grace, at his home here this
afternoon when informed that his wife
had just been acquitted of the charge
of shooting him.
“It’s pretty rotten. I don’t see how
they could have even had a mistrial.
She may be innocent in the eyes oi
men. but she is guilty in the eyes of
Go?.”
Pass Coton Bill.
Washington. Aug. 3.—The house to-
day passed. 156 to 72, the cotton tarifl
revision bill which the Democratic ma-
jority claims will reduce the duties
on cotton and cotton manufactures
by approximately 21 per cent. Th«
measure is identical to that vetoed
last year by President Taft on the
ground that it was not based on offi
rial information. Some house mem
bers expressed the belief that the sen
ate would pass it and put the legisla
tion up to the president again.
Important \o Mother*
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children, and see that It
Bears the
Signature of _ _ _
In Use For Over 30 Y'ears.
Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria
Telling Comment.
Ty Cobb of the Tigers said at a
recent baseball banquet in Philadel-
phia:
“I admit that there is too much
loud talk, too much arguing and wran-
gling and chin music in a game of
baseball.
“I know a man who was seen the
other day getting into a taxicab.
“ ‘Where are you going?’ they
asked him.
“ ‘I’m going to hear the ball game,’
he replied.”
Congratulated.
Prize Fighter (entering school with
his son) —You give this boy o’ mine
a thrashin’ yesterday, didn’t you?
Schoolmaster (very nervous)—Well
—I—er—perhaps—
Prize Fighter—Well, give us your
'and; you’re a champion. I can’t do
nothin’ with 'im myself.—Punch.
Real Problem.
“Do you think we can defeat this
man?” asked the campaign manager.
"Yes,” replied Senator Sorghum,
"but f won't be satisfied with that.
What I want to hand him is some
kind of a defeat that he won’t be able
to use as a personal advertisement
for future business."
In Practice.
Husband—Y’our extravagance Is aw-
ful. When I die you'll probably have
to beg.
Wife—Well, I should be better off
than some poor woman who never had
any practice.—Iyjndon Opinion.
WHY COWS STOOD IN WATER
Artistic Limitations Responsible for
Characteristic Attitude of the
Humble Bovine.
In a north of England town there
was a shiftless man who would never
accept gifts outright, although he wa»
always depending on charity, says Al
Priddy In his book. "Through th*
Mill,” relates the Youth’s Companion.
He painted landscapes, and my aunt,
when benevolently Inclined, would
hire him to decorate our walls with
rural scenes, highly colored In glaring
tints, as If nature had turned color
blind. Not one stood on the vivid
green hills
"Jorvey," she remarked to the old
man, "why do you always put the cows
In tho water?"
"It’s tills way, Mrs Rrindin," the old
artist responded. “You see, ma’am, I
never learned to paint hoofs.”
Making Himself at Home.
Doris was radiant over a recent ad-
dition to the family, and rushed out
of the house to tell the news to a pass-
ing neighbor.
"Oh, you don’t know what we've got
upstairs!"
"What Is it?"
"It's a new baby brother!”—and she
settled back upon her heels and fold-
ed her hands to watch the effect.
"You don't say so! Is he going to
stay?"
”1 guess so.”—very thoughtfully
"lie's got his things off.”
When a young man tells a girl she
is the only one he ever loved It's up
to her to tell him to go and get a repu-
tation.
It’s difficult for a man to be upright
after lie is down and out.
There are imlUUloDR, don’t l>e fooled.
Ask for LEWIS’ Single Binder cigar, 6c.
A smooth man is liable to be slip-
pery.
Telling the Truth.
On little Arthur’s birthday, he re-
ceived a present of a very large furry
toy monkey.
Two days later, his father found it
lying in a corner with both eyes miss-
ing.
“My boy,” asked father, more in sor-
row than in anger, “why have you
sjvoiled that beautiful monkey by pull-
ing its eyes out?”
"Didn’t,” replied Arthur briefly.
“Don't tell any untruths,” snorted
father, more in anger than in sorrow,
“or I'll punish you! Why did you
pull the monkey's eyes out?”
“Didn't!” repeated little Arthur defi-
antly. Then he hurried on, as father
took off his slipper. “I—I pushed them
in!”
Awful.
A West End woman called the atten-
tion of her husband to a little baby
which was trying to sleep on the porch
of its home on the opposite side of
the street.
"It's lying on the bare boards, isn’t
it?” he observed.
“Yes, they haven't even placed a
rug for the little chap to rest his head
on.”
The husband took another look.
“And what do you think of that?”
he ejaculated. “They haven’t even
painted the boards.”—Youngstown
(O.) Telegram.
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JOHN L. THOMPSON SONS ACO.. Troy, N. V.
Instance.
Knicker—Do you use labor-saving
devices?
Bocker—Yes, a fishing pole will pre-
vent you from having to take up the.
carpet.
And many a father loses all inter-
est In the prohibition movement when
the baby cries for water at 2 a. m.
A free thinker is a man who isn't
married.
By Experiment.
“What was your little boy
about last evening?” “Over his lesson
in natural history. ”A child of that
age studying natural history? You
astonish me!" “It's so, just the same.
He was learning the difference • be-
tween a wasp and a fly.”
Eph Wiley says he has noticed that
the man with a long chin is the one
most likely to accentuate it by wear-
ing' whiskers.
FARM BARGAINS
For wale or trade. Can match anything, any
1 where. LATHAM A DORR, WICHITA, KANS.
Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inflamma-
tion, allays pain, cures wind colic- 26c a bottle.
BUY GOOD LAND
Tropical Mexico. Write for Information. MEX-
ICAN ISTHMUS LAND ( I)., 41* GRAND
AVENUE TEMi'LE, KANSAS CITY, MU.
Florida Eterelade ys? s™.
J. K. STALKER, Sc.rrlit B.ndl.,, Ui;, >».
Not every fortune hunter is a good
crying I shot.
W. N. U.. WICHITA, NO. 32-1912.
Too Sleepy.
Physician—What can I do for you?
Patient—My foot gets asleep often
and I want something to give it in-
somnia.
EVERY CHILD SHOULD HAVE THE *
Faultless Starch Twin Dolls
Mis, Lilly White and Miss Phoebe Prin.
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If you will o*e the beet starch made both or these
ra«r dolls, each 121-2 inches high and ready to out out
and stuff, will be sent to any address, postpaid, on re-
ceipt of six fronts of 10 cent Faultless Starch packages,
or twelve fronts of 6 cent Faultless Starch packages
and 8 cents in stamps to cover postage and packing.
Or either doll will be sent on receipt of three 10 cent
• fronts or six 6 cent fronts and 4 cents in stamp*. Out
out this ad. It will t>e accepted in place of one 10
cent front, or two S oent front*.
A man spends a good portion of his j
time deceiving himself, and a woman
spends a good portion of hers before
a mirror. It’s the same thing.
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