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Perry Daily Journal, Monday, July 26, 2004
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HOLLY WOOD—God bless
America, and how’s every-
body?
The Democratic Convention
begins tonight in Boston’s
Meet Center. Security is on very high alert. Young men of
Middle Eastern descent are being waxed into the conven-
tion hall as long as they don't look like Michael Moore or
Linda Ronstadt.
Bill Clinton will address the Democratic Convention to-
night in prime time. He is always very persuasive. President
Bush can't decide w hether to announce the capture of Osama
bin Laden during John Kerry ’s speech or just spring it on
Clinton.
Hillary Clinton will introduce Bill Clinton before the
Democratic Convention in Boston tonight. The idea came
from the networks. It’s a standard prime-time ratings grab-
ber to feature Bill Clinton and a woman w ho has slept w ith
Bill Clinton.
Ben and Jerry ‘s Ice Cream co-founder Ben Cohen is tour-
ing the country ridiculing President Bush as a liar. The con-
spiracy is suddenly clear. One look at Michael Moore and
you know he wouldn't risk his career for anything short of
free ice cream.
Ronald Reagan may be added to Mt. Rushmore under a
bill introduced Thursday that would have his image carved
the right of Lincoln. It's because he won the Cold War.
Someday President Bush will have a geyser named after him
■ Yellowstone National Refinery.
John Edwards was slammed by Republicans Saturday for
the millions he made as a trial lawyer. No one denies it's
lucrative work. The three richest men in show business are
Steven Spielberg, Roy Disney and W iley Coyote's personal
injury attorney.
Playboy released a video game which lets you play Hugh
I lefner in the Playboy Mansion. In this game, the more money
y ou make, the more stars y ou meet and the more women
FASTER STRONGER
HIGHER
Life
Afraid to discipline your children?
Lifescope says, “It's worth the effort!"
y u get. It's a principle better known in Los Angeles as the Folly is bound up in the heart of a child, but the rod of discipline
C iolden Rule. - will drive it far from him Do not withhold discipline from a child, if
Steve Martin will play the haplessly idiotic Inspector you punish him with the rod, he will not die. Punish him with the rod
Clouseau in the Pink Panther It's a risky career move If and save his soul from death. Discipline your son in his early years GRANDPARENTS LOOK PAST MOM TO FIND
he’s not believable nobody will laugh, and if he's too be- w hile there is hope. If you don't. You will ruin his life. FAMII Y RESEMBLANCE
lievable he could be the president's choice as the next CIA I some, my children, listen to me; I will teach you the fear of the DEAR ABBY I have a 1-year-old daughter with a man I
Director, Lord. " hoever of you loves life and desires to see many good days, chose not to marry. Every time I take my little girl to visit
President Bush addressed black leaders in Detroit Friday from ev^anTdogocTseek and your ips from speaking lies. Turn her grandparents, they bombard me with comments about
at a meeting of the Urban League. He thinks he has a chance Fathers, do not embitter your children or they will become who my childfavors. Everything, from his family’s point of
at the black vote and the Jewish vote. The president has sim- discouraged. Do not exasperate your children; instead, bring them up view, comes from her father down to her baby noises and
ply got to stop reading these C IA reports, they are all wrong, in the training and instruction of the Lord Train upachild in the war fac - gestures, .
President Bush said Friday he was shown evidence of al- he should go land in keeping with his individual gift or bent) and hat makes this so hurtful is it S simply not true. 1 have
Qaeda connections and nuclear plans inv olv ing Iran. Unfor- when he is old he will not depart from it - tried to politely slip some baby pictures of myself to them in
tunately he ordered the overthrow of Iraq. If he would just If you want favor with both God and man, and a reputation for good the hope they’d lake the hint and stop. My daughter does
admit he was too proud to wear reading glasses we would judgment and common sense, then trust the Lord completely; don’t resemb ’ C her daddy, but she also has my hair, eyes, skin and
ill understand. - - ever trust yourself. In everything you do. put God first, and He will some facial features. Nothing has worked so far, and I am
The Republican National Committee admitted asking Ro- direct you and crown your efforts with success. Don't be conceited, beyond frustrated.
an Catholic and Southern Baptist churches for member- sure of your own wisdom. Instead, trust and reverence the Lord, and Please print this because, childish as it may seem, being made
hip rolls. This is nuts. It's a coalition that could blow up in turn your back on evil; when you do that, then y°u will be given to feel like a test tube who contributed nothing really hurts,
the president’s face if Baylor plays Notre Dame before Elec- renewed health and vitality. INVISIBLE INALABAMA
tion Day. The evil deeds of a wicked man ensnare him; the cords of his sin DEAR INVISIBLE: Stop hinting and tell your daughter’s
The September 11th Commission report presented ideas hold him fast. He will die for lack of discipline, led astray by his own grandparents exactly what you have told me and the rest of
to make the U.S. Capitol safer. Here’s one. To reduce future great folly.. , my readers. But please say it gently, because what they are
asualties they should paint a stripe down the middle of the ,5 son, never forget the things I've taught you. If you want a long doing isn't unusual. When a child is born, it’s natural for
hall of every government building in Washington so the bu- pruatnur twacuita Hlosaliyfollow my instructions. Neverforgertobe families to look for and recognize their own genetic traits,
reaucrats arriving late for work don’t collide with the bu- vourheart Hold these virtues tightly. Write them deep within They may be tactless, but I’m sure they don’t mean to be
reaucrats leaving early.cruel. You are far more than a "test tube.” You’re a caring
The Pentagon issued a retired soldier call-up for Iraq Thurs- Young man, do not resent it when God chastens and and conscientious mother for making sure that your child
lay. It includes Vietnam vets, big band members, truckers, corrects you, for His punishment is proof of His love. Just has a relationship with her grandparents.
.nd a retired psychologist. No one wants to say these guvs as a father punishes a son he delights in to make him better 06
are a little long in the tooth, but the last living Confederate so the Lord corrects you. Wisdom is a tree of life to those DEAR ABBY just got a phone call from my father. He
od or ne or idle line train as it pulled away, promising who her it:happy is the man who keeps on eating II
c Copyright 2004 Argus Hamilton. All Rights Reserved, ne nian who knows right from wrong and has good were, "C an 1 borrow $250 to get my car fixed? You don’t
judgment and common sense is happier than the man who even have to gel me a Father's Day present.”
is immensely rich! Abby, my dad is not poor. Now he is mad at me for saying
no. He says I’m ungrateful, and that I owe it to him for all
the years he paid child support to my mom.
I don’t have the money to spare. I just spent a lot to have my
own car fixed, and I’m saving for a new one. Was I wrong
not to give him the loan? Should I have done it to keep the
peace? SECOND THOUGHTS IN OGDEN UTAH
DEAR SECOND THOUGHTS; It depends on your relation-
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of 2004. [here are 158 days left in the year, mittee opened limited hearings on the • uth were to ask for money, your dad s diplomatic skills
Today’s Highlight in History: On July 26, Whitewater controversy. A car bomb heavily rauld use some sharpening.
194 7, I resident Iruman signed the National damaged the Israeli embassy in I ondon in- Adon think you were wrong to refuse. The worst reason in
Security Act, creatingthe Department of juring 14; hours later, a second bomb ex- the world to make a loan is to "keep the peace."
Defense, the National Security Council, the ploded outside a building housing Jewish P.S. Your father paid child support because he was required
Central Intelligence Agency and the Joint organizations in north London, - by law to do it. You do not owe him money in return
Chiefs of Statt. as Five years ago: Secretary of State ******
On this date: In 1775, Benjamin Franklin Madeleine Albright and her Russian counter- DEAR ABBY: What is the proper wav to communicate to
became postmaster-general.part Igor Ivanov, announced a second Wash- your work colleagues the reinstatement r g crmmianicate to
, In 1788. New York became the 1' th state ington-Moscow “hot line” would be installed after a divorce? SINGLE AGAIN ouadenname
to ratify the U.S. C Constitution. to help avoid misunderstandings like those CALIF. ‘ SAN RAMON,
In 196 . U.S. Attorney General Charles J. that had developed over Kosovo. Cary D1 AR SINGI I AGAIN. .
Bonaparte issued an order creating an inves- Stayner, a motel handyman, described in de- name change ardid h your co-workers about your
tigative agency that was a forerunner of the tail for an off-camerajailhouse interview with no change and have new busmess cards printed. Eorthose
FBI. San Francisco TV station KBWB how he’d . w tom you 1 ° business but do not see on a daily basis,
In 1 948, President Iruman signed a pair killed a naturalist and three Yosemite sight- a short note informing them of the name change would be
of executive orders prohibiting discrimina- seers. 5 suitable. If you are asked the reason for it, a two-word ex-
tion in the U.S. armed forces and federal One year ago: Backers of a drive to oust planation, "I’m divorced,” should suffice. ′
employment. California Governor Gray Davis held a bois- ******
rn1952 Adlai E. Ste non was nominated terous celebration at the state Capitol in Sac- Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as
president by the /cinocrane national con- ramento, more than two months before the Jeanne Phillips, and was founded bv her matter P t
vention inChicago; John J. Sparkman was Oct. 7 recall election. Cuba celebrated the Phillips. Write Dear Abby at wwwDehemother Pauline
nominated for v ice president. 50th anniversary of the start of Fidel Castro's Box 69440, I os Angeles CA 00069 ' ry.com or P.O.
, In 1 952, Argentina s first lady, Eva Peron, revolution against Fulgencio Batista. New AnBC 13, '
died in Buenos Aires at age 33. York T imes music critic Harold C. Schonberm For an excellent a.
In I 952, King Farouk I of Egypt abdicated died in New York at age 87 8 Foran guide to becoming a better conversational-
in the wake of a coup led by Gamal Abdel Today’s Birthdays: Movie director Blake stand a more attractive person, order “How to Be Popular"
asser.r i . Edwards is 82. Actor James Best is 78 Singer Senc a usiness-size, self-addressed envelope, plus check
• In 1953, Fidel Castro began his revolt Dobie Gray is 64 Actress-singer Darlene or money order for $5 (U.S. funds only) to: Dear Abby Popu-
against ulgencio Batista with an unsuccess- Love is 63. Singer Brenton Wood is 63 Rock larity Booklet, P.O. Box 447, Mount Morris, IL 61054-0447
full attack on an army barracks in eastern star Mick Jagger is 61. ’ (Postage is included.)
( haiCastro ousted Batista in 1959. Thought for Today: "One brave dced (EDITORS: For editorial questions, please contact Alan
c 71, Apollo 15 was launched from makes no hero. - John Greenleaf Whittier, McDermott, amcdermott(at)amuniversal.com)
p AenncO American poet and essayist (1807-1892) COPYRIGHT 2004 UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE
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