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contract while the less able
player goes down.
Today's hand is one in which
the extra edge works, of course-
otherwise 1 wouldn't be using
’the deal, would I? Cover the
East-West cards and plan your
campaign in six spades against
the lead of the diamond king.
Perhaps you are wishing you
I were in seven, but your Job is to
:make six, not seven. And that is
exactly what the declarer did. He
won the first trick with dummy's
-diamond ace, played a club to
this ace, led a heart to dummy's
king and then discarded his
diamond loser on the club king.
Now he made the key play: He
led dummy's heart six and
’played low from hand.
East did the best he could,
winning with the nine and
returning a trump. But declarer
won with the spade king and
East
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass
WEST
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DEAR ABBY: You had a letter
in your column about people
who were always mooching
rides, and these moochers were
called "schnorrers."
I would like to know where
that term came from. We are one
of the 200 families in the United
States with the name of
"Schnorr," and we object to the
use of our name with such a
meaning.
We hope that the Schnorr
families in Oregon, New Mexico,
Illinois and all other states feel
as we do and that you get 199
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(EDITOR'S NOTE: Abby is snoring, which is ridiculous retire. Whoever is awake THE SCHNORRS OF approached the altar railing, I
on a two-week vacation, because if he were up, he while the other is snoring ARIZONA discovered to my horror that
Following is a selection of wouldn t be keeping me up with should say, "I am awake, so after walking past 200 friends
some of her favorite past his snoring. you must be snoring!" And DEAR SCHNORRS: The and relatives, the zipper in my a wr
letters.) How can we find out the that should settle itl verb "to beg" is "schnorren" in trousers was unzipped! There I 1 e
truth? Don’t suggest we have a German. From it comes the am in living color, fumbling andfoe all let. “toon
DEAR ABBY: My husband third party sleep with us, as I am DEAR ABBY: My problem is a noun "schnorrer" which tussing until I eventually made „ .
says that I snore, but I know I very olf fashioned, husband who thinks he's funny, means "a beggar a mysel respectable All oruma is Xavier Drew is 3 years
don’t. One thing 1 know for HATTIE 1 had a very nice dinner party at panhandler, a moocher, a plainly recorded on Video, this is old today. He IS the
certain is that he snores, and if! home the other night and was cheapskate, a chiseler, a My dilemma: My wife thinks
don t fall asleep before he does, 1 DEAR HATTIE: Buy, rent especially proud of the way burn, a drifter or a borrower," this would be a great entry for a son of Janett Booker
am up all night He tells me that or borrow a tape recorder everything turned out. It can also mean a home video show contest with a Drew and Andre’
he is up all night because of my and turn it on when you both Well, when the guests were compulsive bargain hunter, nationwide audience. She is Gifford both
leaving, my husband said, "Come bargainer or an impudent sure it would win a prize. I don’t u
I. back soon because the only indigent. even want to try. What do you Martha Traylor IS the
T 1 1 O time 1 get a decent meal around The above information think? grandparent.
• I I h here is when we have company." was "schnorred" (borrowed J.B. IN JAMAICA, N.Y. (Courtacy
---------------------------------------------- Everybody laughed, but I wanted without permission) from (courtesy photo)
THto crawl intoa hole. "The Joys of Yiddish"—a DEAR J.B: I think you -----------------
ne necessory OrecOUTIon He said that once before and delightful and authoritative should block out your face Stay safe: try to park in a well-lit
′ 1 it got a big laugh, so he pulled it book written by Leo Rosten. and send in the tape. place.
By PHILLIP ALDER ruffed the heart eight in dummy again the first place Abbv
a When declaring a contract or with the spade acr At this point not true. 1 pride myself on DEAR ABBY: Would you
defending, an expert will try to declarer had only top trumps always feeding mv family expose vour most embarrassing
find the play that works against and the heart ace in his hand., 90 We11 1 told him Tater M am moment for all the world to sees
all possible distributions. Most he tabled his cards. . A . think that crack was very funny. Well, that’s what my wife wants
of the time allowing for some D Who was South? 1 but he said, "I was only kidding." me to do. When we were married,
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breaking beautifully and every of 1963, 1964 and 1968 in comic says again?
finesse is winning. But partnership with Robert Jordan. TICKED OFF IN TULSA
occasionally the extra care pays
a dividend. The expert makes his
Vulnerable: Neither
Dealer: North
South West North
1 4
1 • Pass 2 •
3 • Pass 4 4
4NT Pass 5V
6 4 Pass Pass
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