The Muldrow Press. (Muldrow, Indian Terr.), Vol. 9, No. 44, Ed. 1 Friday, February 8, 1907 Page: 8 of 8
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Any business ntruitod to ua will rroelvs esroful and prompt attention
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We all ba? either too imicb or
too little '
i All of ua are big foola in aome
way or other
: What’a ihe reaaon out worms
don’t bother cocklebura!
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Worib’eaa devila seem to get
along aa well aa anybody elae
The man that don’t know why
women wear corsets la awful dull
Lota of people are wearing
themselves out bunting for an
tasy job ?
Genius la a very common thing
btit plain common eeuee la mighty
rare
1 tbink more of a thiof Iban
dead beat — and 1 have no love for
a thief
A uian may be a good citizen
and a blamed poor politician and
vice versa
When a barber aaka yob if the
razor "pulls!’ be don’t urn er
stand his business
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Any loafer is bad enough but
one that smokes cigarettes! why
dad gum bim
Fear of microbes don’t seem to
"skeer” many people from drink
ing beer
Tbe saddest comment
made young lady is "She hud to
marry him”
I am very fond of ny opinion
and 1 am willing to let everybody
else have theirs
i 1 know when I do wrong and it
“ makes me bot to have people
throw it up to me
i I can understand why people
try to deceive ' others hut &hy
they try to deceive themselves I
can’t figure out
Getting drunk after nigfct is
had but when a fellow fills up in
broad daylight there’s little hope
of reforming him
Chasing a plow behind a good
mole team is as good exercise us
playing baseball and a heap more
profitable
There’s too many men on the
jury tbat decide a man is either
guilty or innocent and hear ' the
evidence afterwards
There’s too rnuny young men in
this age who sturt out to make a
- murk in the world tbat stop at
the saloon and billiard hall
The young man that cim’t at
tract attention iii any other way
'4 than growing whiskers in front
his ears is nearly a failure
Mrs Ellen Rittcnbouse of An
u :'V dersoDIndhas sued for divorce
and asks thd custody of thirteen
-T i children Here’s bravery for you
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A man hardly ever talks any
foolishness over a telephone
When be is talking to bis wife
0 r especially if he has beeu married
very long r
1 ain’t got much use for medi
r ' cine The best doctors nrehose
x ' that give yougocd advice und lit
tie medicine- If you think you
can abuse yourself und'gct patch-
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ed up by a quaes doctor for 7 i
cents you are dnnged fool
that’s wbat
Trying to do business without
advertising is like winking at
girl lo a dark rom: you know
what you are doing but nobo ly
else does
There are lots of pooplo 'who
think they have played the devi
when they Had a friend tu trouble
to tell bitu to looe on tbe bright
Mo
You would have no worse luck
by breaking a looking glass Iban
you will if you put io Ihe most of
your time standing in front ant
looking into it
There ain’t one man in seven
any more hut what has a streak
burnt on the right side of tbe mid
die of his bteecbea behind by
trilung matches
Did it ever occur to you men
that a nice big woodpile is more
pleasing to your wife than to have
you sit around playing seven-up
for tho cigars or beer!
A Muldrow resident who has
been worrying for a month for
fuur of having polypus of the
nose has just found out that it
needed blowing was all
There is no account of the dev
tl ever being drunk but I know
f several (who call themsnlves
Chrialiuns) that get drunk every
time they get away from home
Returned missionaries have
right under tbe statutes to appear
before public audiences but the
law compelling us to attend and
listen to ’em is unconstitutional
Boys who left Home in the good
old days awavback yonder always
bad a Bible in their trunk but
nowadays they take a kodak a
deck of cards and a half pint of
iquor
The Mary of today has no tit
tie lamb that follows her to school
for no lamb could seep np with
tbe pace the little Marys set to
dHy But any one a good ways
ntf cun catch an occasional
glmpse of her ea'f
The old fashioned woman spank
ed lots and talked little Today
the mothers talk lots und spank
little If there is any difference
n tbe conduct of children now and
then 1 believe the old fashioned
mothers conducted their business
the best
Tbe merchant who uses station
cty decorated with girgling oil
axle grease patent medicine or
any other cheap advertising mat
ter is to the homo printer what
the mail order houses are to the
home merchant Get right witfi
tbe printer and prosperity is
yours
Why is it! When the sun
shines and the streets become
duBty you wish it would ruin
when it tains and the' streets be
come muddy you wish the sun
would shine After you are'mnr
ried you wish you wero single
and if you get a new dress you
wish you had a new bat to match
il if it is a boy you wish it was a
girl and if it is a girl you wish it
i was a boy— was human nature
ever satisfied! Guoss nut and
glad of it for then there would
bo nothing to "kick” about
Rfoiisii la tbe posuCoe at
Mnldro T Feb I IttoT
If not etUed for wbta so days
they will bo gnt to tho dead letter
oSee at Waiilztoe P C
Derry Gcr£a(9)
Dond like Mia '
Conley M 8
Deehaao W 8
Geddii:ae
Oof Mrs B J
Oareer Mias Klisa
Uilee Benjamin II
Hall Mre Ida
Hall Mre 8IUe
Harp Miss Cenia
Hutchins Chss '
Jackson Miss Lena
Mink' Willie
Milhurn A
Morris O Z
Proctor Joe
Tolbert Lixal -
Stephens B
Ssndow Jim
8irav Bud
Walker Henry
Wbeo ealling-for any of the above
please say "advertised"
J II Rowans P M
At ti !£:9l Li:fs
The committee n school lands
at the Guthrie convention is said
to have made two reports Tbe
majority report will recommend
that the school lands tie bold f
ten years and that no disposition
be made of them even at that
lima except by tbe approval of
tbe people sustained by a two
thirds vote The m ijurily report
should te adopted for it oifra
protection to the school lands of
tho state The harpios who hover
over the school laud situation will
he disappointed to find that they
caonot steal anything but tho
school children will be taken cure
of
As a mild and gentle physio
Swamp Chill sad Fever Cure is per-
eet '
Colton Pickers: brace yonr back
and cleanse your liver with a bottle
of Swamp Chill and Fever Cure
A certain Muldrow young lady
must have the years mixed for !
s truthfully reported she recently
asked a certain Muldrow young
man to take her t church
‘Pineules” (non-alcoholic) made
’rom resin from our Pine Forests
used for hundreds of years for Blad-
der and Kidney diseases Medicine
or thirty days fil00 Guaran-
teed Sold by Kniseley Bros
It will ptobably le an item of
news to most of our readets that
our genial postmaster is not
compelled to makechiingt for you
when you make purchases at
Jnclc Sam’s office This is a
queer rule thut not one in a thous-u-rsons
know Buyers of stamps
or any purchases at a postoffice
must furnish thetr own change
e tbe postmaster could insist
on tbe buyer furnishing his own
change if be sees fit to do it but
tsually the postmaster is glad to
get rid of his "chicken feed ’’and
te is always and willing to accoin
fnodate tbe public by making all
the change it asks fok If a man
wishes to buy fifty cents worth of
stamps and has but a silver dollar
te would bo compelled to buy a
dollar’s wot th of stamps or go atid
get his silver dollar changed nr doj
without the stamps if the post'
master was stubborn and rofused
o make change for bim v This is
be law and a queer one according
o our way of thinking And
instmusters are not compelled to
ske more than twenty -five pen
niea at one time if they do not
want them - “
If yon want In sell er Isom yonr
land
If y kavo a dead claim to sell
If yon kavo Und in townships so
to t Hangs If to II
If yon kavo not ootnploted yonr
filings '
If you want land for yonr habieo
If yon want your restriction re-
movMlquIok If yon want to borrow money on
your surplus -If
you have bought or leased Und
and want yoiir title investigated
If yon want a deed lesso mrt
gage or any legal papers prepared
If you want Notary work done
in or out of town
SEE —
JasAV Breedlove
ROOMS 2 AND 3
Flrrt National Rank Hitt
MULDROW
INPTKR
YOU CAN EARN
012 tO 050
SOLICITING 80E3CRIBIRS
-rou
PICTORIAL REVIEW
Everjr womtn should hive It We wish
permanent reprewmutl re tor this Town nnd
Oountjr Experience uot nueeSMry Hefei-
euoes required
WHITE TODAY
Dept C P PICTORIAL
855 Broadway New York
JAS W UREKDLOVE
LAWYER
OHlos! Knom Plrt'Ntlonl BitnK RMit
MULDROW I T
Notice to Land Owners
Parties desiring to post their land
against cutting wood hunting nr
respAHHiiig can get suitsble card
at the Press office at 25 eeuts per
dozen
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Our Motto:
Pay cash or no go
Whip light drive slow
'Tilvou pay what you owe
Isuunnoiio!
J VV Witv-r tj'virymt'i
FOR SALE: — We have a few
good all-purpose horses which we
offer for sale at very reasonable
prices If you want a horse call
and see Blackard-Bethell & Co
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°oto 17 G Mathews & Son Fw
HORSE SHOEING AND WAGON REPAIRING
"m ALSO
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Good Wagon Yard Good Camp House anid Good
Restaurant where good meals are servecj at all hours
: Uoine and see u when in Muldrow'- -
W G MftTHEWS & SON
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W O BRUTON PBK8 A It KYLK CASH IK
THE CITIZENS BANK
MULDROW IND TER
- Paid Up Capita t $25000
We offer abudute safety eonrteoiH treitmant and prompt
attention to all business entrusted to our care
Farmers who deposit with ns lit the fall or other eeaaons
will find us ready to reciprocate during winter ani spring
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- " TRAINS OOIKU NORTH
Mo lot Pas 4:90 pm stop
No loti Pas " 810 am no atop
No is4 bueal 9:00 a m stop
TRAINS OOINO SOUTH
No loa Pas 18:97 a m stop
No 105 Pas lltio pm nu stop
No 199 bocal 8:40 pm stop
For further imlorntation see
W Garrkt Agi
The Churches
M K Church South
8undsy School every Sunday 10:
Preaching every Sunday at 1 1 :00
a in and 7:00 p m Kpworth
league every Sunday at 9:00 p nt
Teachers meeting Tuesday evening
7:00 Prayer meeting Wednesday
evening 7:00 Woman’s Foreign
Mi salon Society every other Satur-
dayj:80 pm Junior league Suu-
day at 9:00 p m Senior league
at 8:00 o’clock Teachers Meeting
every Monday eveniug at 7:30 l
F Mitchell Pastor
Baptist Ciiubcii
Sunday School every Sunday si
10:00 a m Preaching every Sun-
day 11:00 m and 7:00 p ro
Prayer meeting Thursday evening
7:00 Ladies Aid Society meets
every two weeks si the church
J M B Gkksium Pastor
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PRESS BARBER SHOP
SHAVE IOC
HAIRCUT 25C
SATISFACTION OUARANTKRI)
IWAOENCVrOHSM
DtJBYNS BKO’S LA UN PltV
BaHRnt iroM every Tnewlny
And return Krlrtuv
WIZjUIAlM a ray-
Pionoer ’P11313 Co
Long Distant Calls a Specialty
QUICK SERVICE AND
COURTEOUS THB I’Vl EN I
PRICES REASONABLE
We can supply your telephone waut3
J F Rogers local manager
Tabor Price district manager
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Campbell, F. N. The Muldrow Press. (Muldrow, Indian Terr.), Vol. 9, No. 44, Ed. 1 Friday, February 8, 1907, newspaper, February 8, 1907; Muldrow, Indian Territory. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc2082493/m1/8/: accessed July 17, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.