The Tupelo Times. (Tupelo, Okla.), Vol. 6, No. 34, Ed. 1 Thursday, November 24, 1910 Page: 3 of 8
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NO TIME TO LOIL
FIFTY YEARS A RIVER PILOT cot you rack ache
UNCLE CALHOUN SPOKE Oil
f
Bug — Hey I Walt a minute Hr
Snail
Mrs Snail— I can't atop now I am
going to town to do aoma Chrtatmaa
chopping and It's November now I
When a girl exchangee photographs I
with a young man she nearly always
gets the worst of the trade
Lewis' Single Binder do cigar equals
In quality most 10c cigars
I
Good luck likes to visit people whe
are not expecting It
Theodore Hall Recalls When a Boat
Frequently Would Fay for Itself
on First Trip
St Louis— For 47 years In contlnu-
I oda service as pilot and master of
Loats on rlvera In the Mississippi val-
I ley Is tbs record of Theodore F Hall
of Klmmswlck Mo He la st 111 In ac-
tive service and Is now pilot on the
I steamer City of Savannah owned by
the St Louis and Tennessee Klver
Navigation company Mr Hall la
I alxty-slx years old He says he will
continue In the river trade until be
has rounded out CO years on the wa-
ter then retire and move out on
I farm where be will raise Angora
goats
Mr Hall received bis pilot's license
In 1862 and has held It ever since He
Backache la usually kldneyache
There U only one way to remove the
pain you must reach the cause — the
kidneys No better kidney remedy
exists than Loan's
Kidney rills They
permanently cure all
kidney Ilia
Mrs M C Morris
646 Pacino Ave Ala-
meda Cal says:
"For twelve years I
suffered from kidney
trouble My back
ached so Intensely I
did not receive one good night's rest
Tbe kidney secretions were suppressed
and the bladder burned and pnlned
Fifteen physicians treated me with-
out benefit Then I began using
Doan’s Kidney Pills and was relieved
from the first Continued use cured
me”
Remember tbe name— Doan's
For sale by ell dealers 60 cents a
box Foster-MIlburt Co Buffalo N Y
Note From the Basswood Bugle
Somebody took the rope off tbe boll
In the fire engine bouse to use for a
clothesline and now when there ie a
fire the constable has to climb up
Into the tower and ring tbe bell with
a hammer Somebody took the ham-
mer the other day and when Hank
Purdy'a corncrlb ketched fire the con-
stable had to hurry down to Hilllker'a
store for to borry a hammer llllllker
bad lent bis bammer to Deacon Ren-
frew who lives four miles out in the
country and by the time the constable
bad got there and bunted around In
tbe barn for the bammer and got back
to tbe engine house tbe angry ele-
ments had done their worst and
Hank's corncrlb was a mass of smol-
dering ruins — Judge's Library
Thomas F Hall
received bln master’s license 24 years
ago In 1886 His first trip as a pilot
was to New Orleans At that time
pilots and engineers were the only
Chicago 111— 'I was troubled with officers who were required to have 11-
falllng and Inflammation and the doo- censes
Lydia E Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound
tors said I could not j
get well unless I
had an operation
I knew I could not
stand the strain of
one so I wrote to
yon sometime ago
about my health
and yon told me
what to do After
Speaking of bis early days In the
New Orleans trade Mr Hall said: “In
the years just before and following
the Civil war steamboats used to pay
for themselves In one trip trading
along tbe river
Most of the money was made on
the freight' The owners of the boats
running from St Louis to New Or-
Not a Solitary Exception
Professor — Astrology teaches that a
girl born In January will be prudent
good-tempered and fond of dresa In
April inconstant and fond of
Hostess — In what months are girls
born who are not fond of dress?
Professor — In none madam
Answer Ns Doubt Truthful But by Ns
Means What the Orator
Daalrad
Booker T Washington congratulat-
ad by a New Vork reporter on the
success ha baa mads of his Ilfs said
witb a smile
“I suppose I must be modest and
declare that luck baa bad much to do
with my progress or otherwise I'll be
In Senator Dash's shoes
Senator Dash of Talapoosn prided
himself on bis rise from tbe bottom
for Senator Dash In bis youth bad
worked wttb tbs colored men In tbe
cotton fields
‘‘Boasting st a political meeting
about his rlsa tbe senator singled
out Cncle Calhoun Wabster among Ills
audience and said:
T see before me old Calhoun Web-
ster bealda whom In tbs broiling
southern sun I tolled day after day
Now ladles and gentlemen I appeal
to Cncle Calhoun Tell ua all uncle
was I or was 1 not a good man In
tbs cotton fluid?”
” 'To' wui a good man aenatah’
the aged negro replied ‘yo wui
good man fo' a fack but yo' sut'ny
didn't work much' ”
ANOTHER BUMP FOR GENIUS
taking Lydia E
Pinkham’s Vegeta- leans received 216 a head for carrying
bio Compound and hogs between the two cities and 250
Blood Purifier I am a bead for cattle Tbe rates on dry
o-day a well woman’’— Mrs Williajc goods fruit and other things other
Aherns 888 W 21st St Chicago IlL than anlfffals was usually by the
Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable Com- poUnd and was correspondingly high
tSSt£&£lS£!S5J$iEi I " — “ — “
ol drugs and to-day holds the record
for the largest number of actual cures
of female diseases of any similar medi
ful drugs and to-day holds the record th0 boats carried We only charged
of m'nn —
jy
tine In the country and thousands of
volontar
the
Mass from women who have been
eared from almost every form of
female complaints inflammation-nL j
reratlon displacements fibroid tumors
them 2100 apiece for the trip
Onq boat I piloted In the early
days cost 230000 to build and made
229800 clear profit on tbe first trip
I know of many boats which more
than paid for themselves in one trip”
Mr Hall has been a pilot on tbe
Mississippi Missouri Red Ohio and
Irregularities periodic pains backache Tennessee rivers Most of his experl-
ln digestion and nervous prostration ence however has been on the Mlssls-
E very such suffering woman owes it to j slppl On the Missouri river he has
$T0 E Pinkham’s been as far northwest as old Fort
Vegetable Compound a tnaL Benton In Montana
The Amateur Poet — Whatever I do
I do witb my whole soul
His Wife (sadly) — I know you do
dear but it would be such a help If
you'd give It up and do things witb
your hands
If you would like special advice
about yonr case write a confiden-
tial letter to Airs Pinkham at
Lynn Blass Her advice Is free
and always helpful
Mr Hall has spent practically bis
whole life on the river He received
his pilot's license when barely of age
STOMACH MISERY VANISHES
OLD LANDMARK IN PORTUGAL
“I wish to
' say that I
have used
Sloan’s Lini-
ment on a
lame leg that
1 given me much trouble for six
months It was so bad that I
couldn’t walk sometimes for a
week I tried doctors’ medicine
and had a rubber bandage for my
leg and bought everything that I
heard of but they ail did me no
good until at last I was persuaded
to try Sloan’s Liniment The first
application helped it and in two
weeks my leg was well” — A L -Hunter
of Hunter Ala
- Good for Athletes
Mr K Gilman instructor oi
athletics 417 Warren St Rox
bury Mass says : — “I have used
SIOANS
LINIMENT
with great success In cases of ex-
treme fatigue after physical exer-
tion when an ordinary rub-down
would not make any impression”
Sloan’s Liniment
has no equal as a
remedy for Rheu-
matism Neural-
gia or any pain or
stiffness in the
muscles or joints
Pilos25o50oA100
'(Hom'I (00k Ml
horaMtOfittlB ahMp
nd poultry Mnl
In Address
Dr Earl S Sloan
Boston Kaos V 8 A
Historic Tower of Belem May Be Seen
by All Approaching the
Capital
Lisbon — Approaching Lisbon up the
Tagues by steamboat the most strlk-
Xlfjj 9t I ing object which the tourist sees is
V V CII I the 8quare “Torre’ do Belem” (Tower
of Bethlehem) which stands up bold-
ly on the river’s brink In such a po-
sition as to command tbe sea gate-
way to the city until the refinements
of modern warfare Now It Is a pic-
turesque relic of former stirring times
The Mbora were the first to fortify
the rocky point The Moorish forta-
llce was razed In the loth century
The pbesent edifice was completed In
1520 during the reign of King Em-
manuel Vasco de Gama 1 embarked from
Belem on his memorable voyage to
India on July 8 1497 and safely dis-
embarked at tbe same point on July
29 1499 The spot was then called
Indigestion Gas Sourness and Dys-
pepsia Go and Your Stomach Feels
Fine in Five Minutes
If your meals don’t tempt you or
what little you do eat seems to fill
you or lays like a lump of lead In
your stomach or if you have heart-
burn or a sick sour upset or gassy
stomach that Is a sign of Indigestion
Ask your Pharmacist for a 60-cent
case of Pape’s Diapepsln and take a
little Just as soon as you can There
will be no sour risings no belching
of undigested food mixed with acid
no stomach gas or heartburn fullness
or heavy feeling in tbe stomach Nau-
sea Debilitating Headaches Dizzi-
ness or Intestinal griping This will
all go and besides there will be no
undigested food left over In the stom-
ach to poison your breath with nause-
ous odors
Pape’s Dlapepsin is certain cure for
out-of-order stomachs because it pre-
vents fermentation and takes hold of
jour food and digests it Just tbe same
as if your stomach wasn't there
Relief In five minutes from all stom-
ach misery is waiting for you at any
drug store here In town
' These large 60-cent cases of Pape’s
Diapepsln contain more than sufficient
to thoroughly cure any case of Dys-
pepsia Indigestion Gastritis or any
otber stomach disturbance
UNSIGHTLY COMPLEXIONS
The constant use of Cutlcura Soap
assisted by Cutlcura Ointment for
toilet bath and nursery purposos not
only preserves purifies and beautifies
tbe akin scalp hair and hands and
prevents Inflammation irritation and
clogging of the pores the common
cause of pimples blackheads redness
and roughness yellow oily mothy and
otber unwholesome conditions of tbe
complexion and skin’ All who delight
In a clear skin soft white hands a
clean wholesome scalp and live glossy
hair will find Cutlcura Soap most suc-
cessful in realizing every expectation
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment are ad-
mirably adapted to preserve the
health of the skin and scalp of In-
fants and children and to prevent
minor blemishes or -inherited skin hu-
mors becoming chronic and may be
used from the hour of birth Cutlcura
Remedies are sold throughout the civ-
ilized world Send to Potter Drug &
Chem Corp sole proprietors Boston
for their free Cutlcura book 32 pages
of Invaluable advice on care and treat-
ment of the skin scalp and hair
Kidding Worts Than Cutting
Tal kabout making good with your
friends a New Orleans man told
everybody he knew that he was going
to Philadelphia for tbe dual purpose
of seeing tbe world’s baseball series
and having a slight surgical operation
performed Reaching this city be
consulted a specialist and was told
that an operation waa not necessary
“But doctor" the New Orleans
party urgently Interposed ”lt must be
done”
“Why must It?" wonderlngly quer-
ied the surgeon
‘‘Because’’ was the startling re-
joinder of tbe Southern man ‘‘I told
all the boys at home that I was going
to have an operation performed and
If I don't make good they will kid the
life out of me” — Philadelphia Telegraph
Youthful Wisdom '
Father — Why did my little boy send
his papa a letter with only a capital
T written on the page while he was
away?
Little Son — Because I thought you'd
go around among your friends with It
and say: “My boy Is only four years
old and Just see tbe capital letter
be writes!" — Judge
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ALCOHOL-J PER CENT
AWgfliiLIt Preparation for As
similating rtw Food and Reflula-
lin£ ihf 5io moths and Bowels of
$
fr
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Promotes Digestion Cheerful-
nessandRcM Contains neither
Opium Morphine nor Mineral
Not Narcotic
Jtnf tf OU OrSVaUHrun
AnyJh'n Seed
Setmm
JmiM J$ti
AymweW
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A perfect Remedy for Constipa-
tion Sour Stomach Diarrhoea
Worms Convulsions Feverish-
ness and Loss of Sleep
Facsimile Signature of
The Centaur Company
NEW YORK
For Infants ttid Children
The Kind You Hava
Always Bought
Boara tho
Signature
of
Exact Copy of Wnppex
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
m
Of OLD WAY
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NpsfH
the chemical action being the mom as gee smoke
Try this sew end better wy Money beck
2 it fails
FOR SALE EVERYWHERE
Aftk (at our free booklet oa the cere end
railing of hogs
Figaro Co Dallas Texas
AT LAST!
A liquid that will smeke the farmer meet Think
of it No more smoke bouse— no more long
week of tedioua labor
Wo absolutely goereeteo our liquid smoke to
keep meat
sweet end free
from skippers i
It it harmless I
A -§N£W fOrodOMtmtrm
The “GUESS THE WFTOHT OT TBE BOG Contest clones November 1st after
which winners names will appear here
Couldn’t Do it
“1 can't stay long” said the chair
man of tbe committee from tbe col-
I ored church “I Just cants to see if
yo' wouldn’t Join de mission band”
“Fo’ de lan' sakes honey” replied
I tbe old mammy ‘‘doan‘ come to me!
I can’t even play a mouf-organ”—
Lipplncott's
Tower of Bethlehem
“Balrro de Restello” A small chapel
and mariners' home built by tbe In-
fante Dom Henrique stood there The
night before the start of their adven-
turous undertaking was spent by Vas-
co de Gama and bis meu in the chapel
They sat up watohing and praying tor
success
When Vasco de Gama came home
with tbe good news of his passage
kround tbe Cape of Good Hope King
Henry the Navigator was so filled with
Joy that be changed the name of the
landing place from “Balrro de Ree-
tello” to Bethlehem or (Belem) And
be laid the corner stond of a cathe-
dral there In the next year 1500
amid imposing pomp
XO DRIVE OFT MALARIA
AMI lllillll LI- THE SYSTEM
Yak the Old buindurd UKUVHX TArtTMIEaS
tmlJ TONIC Ton know what yon are taking
ns formula la plainly prime! on every bottle
bowing it la simply Oulnlne and Iron In a taste
less form Tbe Oulnlne drives out the malaria
and tne Iron builds up tbe system 8 old by ail
Price 60 cents
Sealers for Ml years
Not a Harmles Sport
Friend — You fought bareheaded?
French Duelist — Yes and got a fine
siu’aiw’ke — Tonmnl AnMifmnt
DISTEMPER
In all ita forms among all a gee of hones
aa well as doits cured and othen in same
stable prevented from having th disease
with SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE
J-very bottle guaranteed Over 600000
bottles aold last year 250 and $100 Any
good druggist or send to manufseturera
Agenta wanted Spohn Medical Co Spec
Contagious Diseases Uoslien Ind
Not a Bad Chap After All
Hawks — Oh well Jones isn’t such
a bad fellow after all
Taylor — What makes you say that?
“Well he wouldn't lend me the 210
I asked him for but he didn't take
advantage of the opportunity to give
me good advice"
L DOUGLAS
3 '350 & 4 SHOES &°wom!n
Boys- Shoes S200 $260 A $300 Best in -rut World
W LOoestaa $300 S3BO end $ 400 nhoem ) D0
pomilhemly thm bmmt mmdm mnd mssf Mb-
utmm mhomm or thm priem in Amercm mnd mrm
thm mow meonmmfomi mhmmm torn you to buy
been fibs
Standard for over SO years that I make and sell more $300 $150 and
$400 shoes than any other manufacturer in the USand that DOLLAR
FOK DOLLAR I UUAKANTEK MY SHOES to hold their shape look
and fit better and wear louder than any other $300 $350 or $4 00 shoes
you can buy ? Ouality counts It has made my shoee TUB LKADKHS
OK THE WORLD
You will be pleased when you boy my shoes beesnse of the
fit and appearance and when it comes time for you to r — 1
another pair you will be more than pleased because
ones wore so well and gave you so much comfort
CAUTION! ranif and price RtampRd on the bottom TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE
If your dealer cannot supply you with W I Dmurlaa ‘hoes write for Matt Order Catalog
w L hOl biiAS 144 Nyurk St Itrecktou Mass
Every Man Should Fence His Yard
his garden orchard or stock It insures a certain degree ol
privacy and keeps out undesirables The best fence to use
for this purpose and the most economical is the famous
Hodge Fence a combination of wood and wire Insist on
your lumber dealer showing it to you or write
THE HODGE FENCE & LUMBER CO Ltd
Lake Charles La
The Farmer’s Son’s
Great Opportunity
Why wait for tbe old farm to bwmo
your Innonuinccr Btrlnnow to
prepare for your future
prosperity ami indepen-
dence great oppor-
tunity awnitn you in
MaultobabankAtciiewan
or Alberta where you
can aecure a Freellonie-
stead or buy landatroa
sonable prices
Pneumonia and Consumption are al-
ways preceded by an ordinary cold Ham-
lins Wizard Oil rubbed into the chest
draws out the inflammation breaks up
the cold and prevents all serious trouble
Women seem to live faster than
men Many a man haB lived to flirt
with tbe daughter of the woman he
came near marrying
Pettit's Eye Salve for 25c
Relieves tired congested inflamed and
ore eyes quickly stops eye aches All
druggists or Howard Bros Buffalo N V
Many a guilty man escapes because
he Is so small be goes right through
the net
Left
Wtm
Now’s theTime
—not a year from now
when land will be burn-
er Tdh profits serured
from tbe abundant crops of
U heat Oats and Barley
as well as cattle raising aro
censing a sternly advunco In
price GoTroiunt returns Rhow
that the number of eettlere
In Western ( unaitu from
the f S was 60 per cent
lanrer In 1010 tui
previous year
Many farmers hay paid
for their land out of Lite
proceeds of one crop
Free Homesteads of 160
acres and pre-emptions of
60 acres at £304) an acre
Fine climate good schools
excellent railway facilities
low freight rates wood wa-
ter and lumber easily io-
yji hl Ilk in X Milk Street Kuul Gt I
iry I 'ivyl Use address nearest you 97
Constipation —
Nearly Every One Gets It
' The bqwels show first sign
of things going wrong A 1
Cascarel taken every night
as needed keeps the bowels
working naturally without
grip gripe and that upset
sick feeling
Ten cent bov week’s treatment
All drug stew Biggest seller la
theworld—mon boxes aznonth
Its simplicity Is a strong feature
of tbe
KNOWN THE
WORLD OVER
YELLOW CLOTHES ARB UNSIGHTLY
Keep them white with Red Croas Ball Blue
All grocer rell large 2 oz package S cent
It Isn't every ball player who can
make a bit on the stage
Buy RICH-CON I RUT FOR YOUR HOME
J EalUll I Hello Wirs Syslta
Lewis' Single Binder cigar Is never
doped— only tobacco in its natural state
It is better to Inherit a fortune than
to mnrrv
TOOLS and CUTLERY
The very Uses made Ask your hardware
dealer
RICHARDS-C0N0VER HARDWARE CO
Ksnsas City Ms Oklahoma City Okie
DEFIANCE Cold Wafer Sfarch
makes laundry work a pleasure 16 oa pkg 100
is a wonder - Good posi-
tloos for salesman every locality Ifg by
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