The Ringwood Recorder (Ringwood, Okla.), Vol. 3, No. 22, Ed. 1 Friday, March 14, 1924 Page: 3 of 6
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THE RINGWOOD RECORDER RINGWOOD OKLAHOMA
Sam Wood
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Backed by Over -Half
a Century
of Success in the
Treatment of
Catarrh and
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Conditions
Sold Everywhere
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Repot of Life
Old age la the repose of life the
real that precedes the rest that re-
tains — Hubert Collyer
Sure Relief
FOR INDIGESTION
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In use throughout the world — Adv
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BRUNO’S PEDIGREE
pRDXO the farm dog bad lived
there ever since he was a puppy
and for many years he hnd faithfully
guarded his master's poultry and
things In general so it was no wonder
that when one day a stranger dog
came to the farm Bruno wished1 (o
know all about him
-The stranger hud come on a visit
with his mistress lie was a Pekingese
and very proud he was of it
"Good morning” said Bruno wng-
glng his tall when the stranger came
walking along the path that led by
Bruno’s house '
With a dignified stare the stranger
tried to look over poor Bruno's head
but be was too short for that so be
Just looked as If he did not see him
“You going to live here?” asked
Bruno very friendly like "I am the
"Good Morning” Said Bruno
watch dog Maybe I can help you
to get acquainted with the other ani-
mals” Still the stranger did not deign 'to
reply but walked right by and for a
minute poor old Bruno was undecided
bow to act But he finally wagged his
tail harder and trotted after the
stranger
“There are no other dogs here so
you had better make friends with
me” he said getting In front of the
other dog and dancing about a little
“What's your name? Mine Is B-uno”
Finding bis way blocked the strang-
er replied without looking at Bruno:
"Clien Chang Ming Is my full name
My mistress calls me Chang but every
one else gives me my full name”
“That’s a funny name” replied
Bruno "Rover or Gyp Is much more
like a dog's name I think”
“What Is your pedigree?” Inquired
Ming
Brnno stared and wagged his tall
faster He had never heard of a pedi-
gree and did not know what It wrs
"I was borfi In this country but
my grandfather was horn In a far off
land” said Ming "Who was your
grandfather?”
“Oh I don’t know” replied Bruno
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Reflections of a
Vq HELEN
WnEN a bachelor’s fear of design-
ing women becomes a feverish
apprehension be rushes blindly In and
takes a wife as a counter-irritant
This Is the time of year when his
majesty Satan bearkena to the towi
with ejulcal smile and beglna clear-
ing apace for a new stock of paving-
stones to bis little old Home Town
Of coarse a man ran love two wom-
en a whole lot longer than he can love
Just one Look at Solomon who
loved a thousand women And nobody
ever beard of bis getting tired of any
of them I
It takes a bride just abont six weeks
to get over rushing to telephone all
tbe hospitals every time her husband
la half an boar late and to discover
that there are other things besides
sodden death which will keep him
away from r
By the time a man has succeeded
(n Inducing a woman to wear brngans
straight hair ber own complexion
and “sensible” clot bra he begins te
wonder what oa earth ever made him
think he loved her
A widow's fascination lies entirely
la the fact that ahe la so much easier
lotndrrstnl to ta'U to te please
lancing ubout and trying to piny with
Ming -
“Don't know” exclaimed Ming
bncking a little "Oh deur I really
can't associate- with nny one who
hasn’t a pedigree”
“Perhaps my master will get me
one” said Bruno “He Is a ery kind
mnn” v
“That Is something you cannot buy”
replied Ming with a tilt of Ills nose
"I guess jou never attended a dug
show I go every year and once 1
look a blue ribbon”
“Where Is It?” Inquired Bruno not
knowing whlit else to say
“Oh another dog took It away from
tne lust year but I hope to get It again
next year” was Ming's reply -
"Just show me the dog that took It
awny from you" growled Bruno show-
ing his teeth “You don't have to wait
a minute for that ribbon If you want
It But I should much rather have a
handsome collar around my neck than
a ribbon”
“Really you are quite Impossible1
replied Ming “It seems you are not
at all In my class You know nothing
of the world I live In” And holding
his head very high Ming turned and
walked toward the bouse where Ills
mistress was calling from the door-
way - -
That night something happened
Ming was not at all sure what all the
fuss was about but ‘the next morning
he was shocked to see Ills mistress
hugging Bruno and sajlng lie was the
best doggie In the world he had
saved her beautiful Pekingese and be
should have the very handsomest col-
lar she could find In the city
When Ming went down the path by
Bruno's lious'e that morning Bruno
was snoozing In the doorway “What
w as all the commotion about last
nlglit?" be Inquired as Bruno up and
danced In front of him
“Ob a thief came here and Instead
of stealing chickens as they usually
do this one sneaked up to the window
of your mistress’ room and was climb-
ing In when I caifght him by the seat
of his trousers and pulled him back
“Your mistress said he waa after
you and that I saved you You see I
haven't one of those pedigrees you talk
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bean worn around the neck should
according to the ancient principles of
sympathetic ninglc cure or prevent
nosebleed The relation between the
primitive man's magic and the modern
man’s science Is Interesting Frazer
says of sympathetic magic that It "as-
sumes that things act upon each other
at a distance through a secret sym-
pathy the Impulse being transmitted
from one to the other by means of
what we may conceive as a kind of in-
visible ether not unlike that which Is
postulated by modern science for pre-
cisely similar purpose namely to ex-
plain how things ran physically affect
each other through a space which ap-
pears to be empty"
I® by McCnw Newspaper Syndicate)
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CURE FOR NOSE-BLEED
TN MANY sections of the country It
Is believed that wearing a red bean
strung on a string around the neck
w 111 cure or prevent nose bleed This
Is a survival uf primitive man's belief
In sympathetic magic — specifically that
part of It which Is classified as homeo-
pathic or Imitative magic and which
depends upon the law of similarity
The ancients worked this magic both
ways When It was a case of action
In general It was a case of like causes
like But when it has strictly a cura-
tive process It was “like cures like”
This belief can be traced far bnck
through the ages and prevails today
among nearly all peoples who are In a
primitive state The old Greeks and
Romans used to “cure” jaundice by
means of the stone-curlew whose large
jellow eye we are assured by Plu-
tarch and I'liny “drew out” the dis-
ease from the pntient and the German
peasants today use red birds to "draw
out” St Anthony's fire or relieve pa-
tients flushed with fever
Anything red or yellow Is supposed
to be beneficial in cases where tbe dis-
ease manifests iteslf by a like color
It will readily be seen then how a red
Bachelor Girl
ROWLAND
and to fool — In short In these days of
rapid-fire lore-mating she Is tbe most
popular labor-saving device known to
bachelors
There are now 15000000 more wom-
en than men In the world according
to statistics No wonder Adam Is hav-
ing such a lot of trouble trying to
keep his “Rib” In Its placet
Never try to blow np an old flame
by piling on more fuel You merely
succeed In smothering out the last
spark
(Copyright by Helsa Rowland )
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From “movie” star to director- ot
motion picturee has been the record
of 8am Wood Ho waa bom in 1885
Ho received hia education In Stanton
school Philadelphia Ho la married
and haa two children Jane his thirteen-year-old
daughter having ap-
peared in several pictures 8am never
misses a game of football if possible
to attend He plays golf and tennis
about 1 am just nn old watchdog
but no one can get away with anything
on this farm while I have my legs
and teeth”
Ming begnn to wag his tall thPn be
danced about and the next minute
Bruno and Ming were tumbling and
rolling about on the ground playing
as If there was no such thing as a
pedigree in the world
“You are a fine fellow even If you
haven't a pedigree” said Ming when
they finished their play “for my mis-
tress would never hug a dog that was
not worth something I’ll be back
after dinner and we will play some
more"
© bjr McClure Nwappsr Syndicate )
"What’smaName?”
By MILDRED MARSHALL
r lecky day techy Jewel
ELOISE
THOUGH purely English by adop-
tion Elolse Is best regarded as a
French name It means "famous holi-
ness” and comes Into extstenca
through the early Provencal Aloys
masculine name In popular usage Its
feminine Alovse soon came to be
spelled lleloise and received Its Ini-
tial fame through the lovely lady
whose correspondence with Abelard
was the theme of much sentiment
The name was taken to Scotland by
the archers and reached England
through the wife of the Norman Wil-
liam Mallet who was called Hesllla
or Helewlse In France Helotse suf-
fered a temorary eclipse until Rous-
seau's romance “La Nouvelle lleloise”
caused the name to be revived with
greater popularity than before
Eloisa Is the form preferred In Italy
and It Is more than probable that our
Elolse Is token direct from that coun-
try rather than from the French He-
lolse since tbe former Is employed
here with almost as great frequency
as Elolse
The diamond Is Elolse's tallsmanlc
stone It promises ber mental and
bodily ptrengih and the courage tc at-
tain ber heart's desire Monday la her
lucky day and 6 her lucky number
Tbe vloiet Is her flower
(Q by WbvvUr ays-Ilcsl tsa)
Furnishing Hire System
Young Bridegroom — “I to you nnd er-
st and this furnishing hire system?"
Another — “Rather! They send yog
new furnltnra and you pay so much
month for It By the time you bate
it if “"egrspL
Will Your Fapiily Be Happy This Spring?
If yours I one of the few remaining families lacking an
automobile' no doubt you have finally decided to get one
within the next four months
A low-priced modern automobile tike the Chevrolet has be-
come indispensable to the family of ordinary income A
‘ million other families can easily prove to you that the better
wav ia with Chevrolet The beauties of nature the interesting
and educational features of other places and ways of living
remain things to read about or seen dimly in cold photographs
until you are free to get to them at your convenience and pleasure -
But suppose you have definitely decided to buy a Chevrolet
this spring Ibis does not necessarily mean you are wring to
get it Anyone posted on conditions in the automobile Business
will tell you that thousands of families are going to be unable
to get cars this spring This haa been true almost every spring
for die last ten years There are just two ways of making sure
of getting your Chevrolet for use when the flowers and balmy
- breezes of spring lure you to the country roads— buy it nows
or order it now
If you do not want to pay for it in full at this time any '
Chevrolet dealer will arrange terms to suit your convenience
' You will be surprised to learn how easy it is to pay for s
Chevrolet and use it while you are paying for it
Please realise these statements are made by us in good frith
and we mean just what we say about the possible difficulties
of getting a car delivered I to you this spring if you wait until
then to order it The only way to be sure of 8 Chevrolet
this Spring is to order it NOW
Prices s k Flint Michigan
' Supsstov Roadster $490 Superior Sedan 9799
Superior Towing 495 Superior Commercial Cfieeeie 395
Superior UoUtT Coupe 640 Superior Light DeUreev 495
Superior 4-Peee Coupe 725 Udlinr Eapreee Track Cbessie 550
Fisher Bodies on all dosed Models
Chevrolet Motor Company Detroit Michigan
Division of Qcneral Motors Corporation
Metal Star Marks Spot
Where Abe Lincoln Stood
In front of Independence hall In
Philadelphia stands a statue of George
Washington It replaces tbe marble
statue of the great American which
was placed there by the contributions
of the school children of Pennsylvania
The weather was causing the marble
to disintegrate and for that reason It
bad been removed to a corridor on the
second floor of tbe city balk On tbe
lldewalk near the new statue In front
of the cradle of liberty Is a metal star
which marks the spot where Abraham
Lincoln stood to raise a new American
flag during the Civil war The-body
of Lincoln reposed in state In Inde-
pendence hall during the period when
It was being con eyed to Its place of
burial In Springfield Tbe bodies of
Henry Clay John Quincy Adams and
others were accorded similar honor —
Detroit News
Scarce Variety
“Are you fond of entertaining call-
ers?” “Yes but dear me! so few of them
ire"
Learn to labor while you wait for
results —
“They Can't
Put You in Jail
for That!'9
Can’t ehr said the man “Well
I'm here!”
After your sleepless night from
coffee drinking and your friends say
it’s all imagination remember the
sleepless night
Also remember that Postum the
pure cereal beverage contains nothing
that can interfere with sleep It has
every desirable quality of a mealtime
drink — cheering warmth delightful
flavor and wholesomeness that makes
for health
Postum
for Health1
Theres a Reason
Toot grocer rili IVtaa is
ia us — — — —
tb cop by tba addnm oi
boding wstsr Postum Canal
a psLages lor (boss bo
prill tb Loot brought out
by boring fully 20 sisiiias
Tat cost ci stlsf iota it
S i njL
The average man Is a poor Judge of
his own Importance
The charm of a bathroom la Its spots
lessness By the use of Red Cross Ball
Blue all cloths and towels retain their
whiteness until worn out — Advertisement
Who Was Calypso?
In Homer’s Odyssey tbe name !
that of a nymph that dwelt on tbe
Island of Ogygla on which Ulyssee
was shipwrecked in bis wanderings
after the Trojan war Calypso re-
ceived him with kindness and offered
to marry him promising immortality
and eternal youth if be would consent
Ulysses refused and Calypso after de-
taining him for seven years was com-
manded by tbe gods to release him
Tills she did and taught him bow to
build a raft on wblcb be left the Is
land and continued his journey
Not Quits'
The” Pres Man (Interviewing noto-
rious personage recently released from
prison) — And then shall I say that you
walked forth from the grim gates of
prison a free man?
The Notoriety — No no you can't say
that I had my wife with me! — Hu-
morist 99
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