The Healdton Herald (Healdton, Okla.), Vol. 14, No. 52, Ed. 1 Thursday, October 20, 1932 Page: 6 of 8
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HEALDTON OKLAHOMA THURSDAY OCTOBER 20 1932
THE HEALDTON HERALD
High School
Football News
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Our Handsome legation Building in Ottawa
RED RIVER VALLEY
CONFERENCE STANDINGS
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IMPOSSIBLE
They were converging on art
“I know an artist who painted a
cobweb so realistically on Ills dining
room ceiling that the maid spent an
hour trying to get it down suid
Dawber
His friend laughed
“I’m afruid I cun’t believe that old
chap" he replied
“Why not?” sjild Dawber hurt
“Artists have been known to do such
things”
“Perhaps” returned the friend “but
maids haven't!”
GOOD IDEA
“Why does a player pick up two
bats before he goes to the plate?”
“It makes one bat seem lighter
don’t you see?”
T see It’s a fine scheme I think
ril try it on the biscuits at our board-
ing house”
Too Conspicuous
“For goodness sake John! why are
you going back to wearing that old
suit when you have a new one?” de-
manded his wife
“It makes me feel too conspicuous
when I am on the streets to be sport-
ing a new one when I see only old
ones on 90 per cent of the men I
pass” he replied
Too Much So
“The maid I require must be eco-
nomical" “My last mistress discharged me
for that very reason”
“Whati for being economical?”
“Yes'm I used to wear her clothes”
—Boston Transcript
Hor Only Wish
Doctor — But madam a woman of
your age cannot expect to grow
younger
Patient — Pm not asking that doctor
All I want you to do to keep me grow-
ing older a little bit slower — Border
Cities Star
Flying After the Smiths
Wasey — You said your wife would
not be content until you also bad a
three-car garage and now that you
have one I suppose she Is?
Kudner — No the neighbors now
have an airplane hangar In their back
yard
WELL WORTH CATCHING
“Anything worth catching in this
lake?"
“Rather That girl In the red battl-
ing suit is worth a million I’m told"
Thought
“I see the mayor of New York Is
going to perform the marriage cere-
mony for a chap
“I believe a mayor has that right”
"Cm A man could lose a lot of
votes that way”
A Flank Movement
He — When Spinelll saw the enemy
advancing he ran away I call that
rank cowardice
She — No He remembered the earth
was round and he said he was going
around to attack them In the rear
Champion
“That feller curried away a peak
load of dogwood last Sunday” re-
marked Farmer Wlffletree
“Champion aye?”
“Yep Now he’s back for more
laurels”
Reason
Blinks — Why don't you send that
suit of yours to the cleaner and gel
It dolled up a bit?
Jinks — Because I can't aiford to
stay In bed for the two days It would
be gone — Cincinnati Enquirer
Star Dust
Mayme — He ought to be popular—
he's such a brilliant football player
Gertie— Yes only bis private life Is
so dara colorless
This is the new United States legation building in Ottawa which is regarded as one of the finest buildings
on Wellington street otherwise known ns “diplomatic row” in the Canadian capital The handsome structure stands
drectiy opposite the main entrance gates to parliament hill on which the Canadian federal parliament buildings
stand
Results Last Week
Durant 7 Marietta 0
Zanels 18 Healdton 0
Madlll 46 Davis 0
Non-Conference
Dundee 40 Fox 0
Tishomingo 20 Caddo 6
Wilson 6 Duncan 6 (tie)
Ryan 7 Rlngllng 7 (tie)
Games This Week
Dundee at Tishomingo
Healdton at Sulphur
Fox at Zanels (Non Conference)
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Something New in the Way of Freighters
Just wlmt the name implies Is the steamship Seatraln New York as it was christened and launched at Chester
Pa The vessel will carry loaded freight cars between New York and New Orleans and Havana It Is the first freight
steamer built In this country since the war The Seatrain has four decks with each accommodating a quarter of s
mile of tracks A crane transfers the cars from deck to pier Transfer of a full cargo takes 20 boors or one-sixth
is time required to unload an ordinary freighter of the same amount of cargo
-One Gate of the Hoover Dam Completed
The first of two mighty steel gates which will turn the Colorado river Into the Hoover dam nnd thereby un-
lock untold riches for Los Angeles as the dam opens a "new empire” with irrigation and water power has Just been com-
pleted It Is 60 faet long 60 feet wide and weighs 1600 tons
Explosion for Safety Delegates
One of the New Hats
Delegates to the national safety -conference at Washington were treated
to some thrills when scientists of the Department of Agriculture who are
studying dust explosions staged some spectacular demonstrations In their mod-
el laboratory at the Arlington farm station The photograph shows a striking
view as one of the explosions shattered doors and windows of the model test-
ing chamber
This fall's new hats cover a good
deal of the forehead and also are so
fashioned that they cover the hair well
down In the back The one here pic-
tured Is an Agnes model la frappe
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Zaneis Winners In
Conference Game
Coach Bill Carr and his Zaneis
high school eleven maintained their
winning march in the Red River con-
ference when they defeated the
Healdton Bulldogs on the letters
home grounds Friday afternoon by
the score of 18-0
Healdtons squad made up principally-
of small players In their first
and second years playing fought
hard and played gamely throughout
a losing game and but for their
plucky fight and determined spirit
might have been much heavier de-
feated They made the visitors work
for every score counted
The visitors who have a good team
and apparently headed towards a con-
ference title were forced to extend
themselves for the victory
Coach Vlvan Wilson announced
that this weeks game with Sulphur
will see many changes In the Bull-
dog line-up principally Silvers who
has been running at guard and tackle
position will be shifted to the full-
back position Coach Wilson also
stated that he was switching the en-
tire team around if necessary to give
the locals a winning combination
Healdton goes to Sulphur Friday
afternoon of this week where they
will meet another highly rated team
and spoiled their aerial attack In the
very opening play when Wiley fleet
halfback Intercepted one of Fox's
passes which was abort and raced
for the opening marker on the very
first play after the kickoff
While the game wae hotly contest-
ed and the light Fox grldsters fought
every Inch of the way the heavier
and more experienced Tigers under
the tutelage of Coach Bob Sumrall
were enabled to score almost at will
Fox goes to Zaneis next Friday af-
ternoon while Dundee opens their
first conference game with Tishomingo
Snappy Stuff
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Charging that her husband wanted
32 children and had adopted four
Scandinavian foundlings Mrs Stella
H Holden has filed suit In White
Plains N Y for divorce
John Lake and Hilda Henderson of
Milwaukee who obtained a marriage
license in 1925 recently appeared in
the clerk’s office and finding the li-
cense still good the couple used it
Two men In Comacchio Italy have
been arrested for making imitation
Etruscan pottery burying It In fields
and then digging it up in the pres-
ence of trusting tourist buyers
Dundee Tigers
Trounce Fox 40-0
The light Fox Terriers who depend
principally upon the aerial route
which has been successful for the
season met their match Friday after-
noon on the Dundee gridiron when
the Tigers outfigured the visitors
A hospital patient In Berlin Ger-
many who wishes to vote at a pres-
idential election may do so by mark-
ing hla ballot behind an umbrella to
conceal bis choice from the nurse
A Job Is more Important than her
husband to Mrs Katarzyna Bijak of
Cleveland O whose employer told
her she would either have to give
up her Job or her husband
A policeman of Truro N 8 found
a cow loitering in the doorway of a
store and arrested it on a charge of
vagrancy
A wheel from an unidentified air-
plane recently fell through the glass
roof of a greenhouse owned by Louis
Stearns of Brocton Mass
Awmm
t Drinker of Hashish
In eleventh-century Persia s secret
order was founded by Hassan ben
Sabbah indulging in the useef the
Oriental drug hashish and when
under its influence in the practice
of secret murder The murderous
drinker of hashish came to be
called besbasb in the Arabic and
from that origin comes our English
word asuuunt
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