The Okarche Times. (Okarche, Okla.), Vol. 29, No. 27, Ed. 1 Friday, October 22, 1920 Page: 2 of 8
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LASTS
A New Definition
Wbat U a widow T” asked the
teacher of a Sundny school class the
nbject 0f tlie day’s lesson being the
- widow of: Ham
There was silence until she nod-
itd to a little boy on her1 left and
aaidrYou- know what a widow Is
don’t yob?” for she knew that the lit-
tle boy’s mother was one
Ta’m" he answered “It’s a lady
what takes In washing 1” — Edinburgh
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Kill That Cold With
CASCARA ©QUININE
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Colds Coughs ' Li Grippe
Neglected Colds are Dangerous
Take no chances Hasp this standard ramady handy for tha first enaaea '
' Breaks up a cold in 24 hoars — Rallsvoa
Grippe in 3 days — Excellent for Haadacha
Qirinine In this form does not affect tha head— Caacara la bast Tods
' tLacativa— No Opiate in Hill’s
ALL DRUGGISTS SELL IT
Could Leave It to Him
"I must break the' engagement and
yeti don’t want people to say 1 jilted
him” s(d Maud -
“I have ft Invite him to tea” sug-
gested her friend
“Tear - '
i "Make seme of your tea biscuits"
“Tea”
' "And he will break It himself ”
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A crow Is never whiter for often
freshing — Danish Proverb
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“California Syrup of Figs”
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Delicious Laxative for Quid's liver and Bowels
Hurry mother I A teaspoonful of
"California” Syrup of Figs today
may prefknt a sick child tomorrow
If your child Is constipated bilious
feverish fretful bae eold eolie or if
touach la sour tongue coated breath
j4 remember a good "phytic-lax-
SEALED
RIGHT
After every ngsl a152
The Human Dud
While be was making his way about
his platoon one dark night a sergeant I
heard the roar of a “G I Can" over-
head and dived Into a shell hole It
was already occupied by a private)
who was hit full In the wind by the 1
noncoin’s head A moment’s silence—
a long deep breath and then :
“Good lord Is that you Barge?"
“That’s ine"
“Thank heaven 1 I was Just waiting
for you to explode I"
- Punishing the “Missus"
“Does Frieud Wife call you
during office hours?”
“She used to" said Mr' dipping
“but I cured her"
“How?”
“1 hired an office girl to answer the
telephone who has a voice like a coo-
ing dove"
To succeed one must be patient
The penitentiaries are full of people
who were impatient
Mothert Watch
Child’s Tongue
tfvo" is often aQ that is necessary
Children love the “fruity" taste of
genuine “California" Syrup of Figs
which hae directions for babiaa and
children printed oa the bottle Say
“California" or yon may got aa Imi-
tation fig syrup Bewarel
MPPE
Story That Saves
CHICAGO ILL — Novelists certainly
don’t have to nse up gray matter
working their 1 Imaginations overtime
When renl-llfe experiences like this ore
bobbin up: It nl’ began when some-
body discovered that there were two
Lieut Arthur M Kincaids on the rec-
c'd of the United States army The
tight one was found first The Impos-
tor was found In Sun Francisco enlist-
ed as t prlvnte under the name of
Theodore La Grand He says he Isn’t
spy and tells the following story:
His name la Theodore Scbude He
wan born In Germany In 1013 he
came to America and for five months
lived In Red Bank N J working In a
factory He then returned to Germony
to go to school and when the war be
When the Busy Bee
DENVER — In this "Gateway to the
Scenic West" traffic was congest-
ed for twenty minutes at Seventeenth
and Chninpa streets by a swarm of
visiting honey bees which nndeddedly
circled shoot the street for several
minutes before: landing In and around
a small roadster owned by Wells Little-
field manager of the Littlefield Rub-
ber company of 1539 Broadway
Excited automoblll8ts were bewil-
dered as traffic became blocked Many
persons believed that another tram-
way riot was In progress while pe-
destrians did not know what to do ns
they fought their way through the
swarm of bees which held up the traf-
fic “Call out the fire department"
shouted one of the pedestrians after
he had been stung
Scores of people were stung Those
persons who made no effort to ward
off the bees pnssed through the "war
xone” unharmed
Cupt Burnord Cummings formerly
with the air service of the United
States army now a cattle rancher at
Craig Colo and M P Llpps a post-
office employee living at 2340 South
Brnndwnv Anally solved the problem
Captain Cummins hurried to a nearby
Old Mother Nature Is
CHESTERTON IND — It was Sun-
day night In the sand dunes of
Indiana at the hend of Lake Michi-
gan where an army of nature-lovers
hopes to see established the Dunes
National pnrk A thunder storm was
raging over the sand hills Lightning
flared thunder crashed rain fell In
torrents In 'the house of the Prairie
Club of Clilcngo some fifty members
sat about the big open fire place The
storm was fierce enough to make the
mep nervous and frighten some of
the women '
A few of the younger members of
the club had taken refuge In an open
tent a scant hundred feet to the rear
of the clubhouse Among them was
Edwurd Ol instead son of Hawley Ol in
Yes Old H C L Has
Kansas city mo— Gium with de-1
spondenry n young man half a
decade ago pawned n diamond solitaire
at the Welfare I-onn agency He asked
for a- maximum loan nnd receiving
$r0 stuffed the bills nbsentmindedly
Into Ids porket ns he turned to leave
There I some significance attached to
the pnwnlag of a dlunond solitaire by
a long-faced youth vho displays no
Interest in the cash lie receives for It
I’erlmps Frank Nevln appraiser
smiled and perhaps he did not He
had seen many diamonds pawned in
five years
Regularly twice n year the Interest
on the loan wns pnlit The appraiser
and the doleful youth of 1910 became
acquainted Recently the debtor en-
tered and declared his intention to re-
deem the diamond Nevln smiled ex-
pectantly ns the $50 wua counted out
and handed to him
“It's a dickens of a life” said the
visitor ns he took the ring “If I hnd'
$JU0 today I could make a fortune
Rut this Is about u II I own 1 haven’t
been worth much for the last five
years — hnd nil the ambition knocked
out of me then If 1 bad saved $200
Writers’ Gray Matter
gan joined the German army In 1015
he was made a lieutenant for bravery
In bnttle
' In 1016 he wns captured by the
French but escaped and made his way
back to his own regiment where he
wasput In the Intelligence section In
Brussels he had charge of all papers
taken from captured or Interned
soldiers and came Into possession of
Kincaid’s discharge papers In Berlin
after the armistice he helped break up
a meeting of socialists by shooting one
of the speakers When the radicals
came Into power he was sentenced to
death But he escaped and made his
way to Holland
To avoid being sent back he rep re
Rented himself ae Kincaid He be
came dangerously III and the Holland
authorities referred his case to the
American Relief society which sent
him eventually to the bnse hospital at
Fort Sheridan for treatment — as Kin-
caid 1
Following his discharge with flG00
In back pay Schude went to San Fran-
cisco where he destroyed all evidence
of his Identity with the exception of
one photograph showing him In the
uniform of a German lieutenant—
which betrayed him
and Traffic Swarmed
store and secured two boxes A tern
pornry bee hive was constructed and
Captain Cummins nnd Mr Llpps pro-
ceeded to pick up the bees with their
hands Placing the bees Into the box
a handful at a time the “queen bee"
of the raiders wns finally captured
and placed In the hive
The bees then commenced to swarm
off the roadster and btizzed about their
new home Llpps wns stung nearly a
score of times before he obtained the
confidence of the bees
Pntrolmnn Leon Bnltegeer mnde no
attempt to fight off the bees and with-
in a few minutes had the traffic mov-
ing nnd hack to normal again He was
not stung at all
Llpps said he wns going to take the
bees home with him
Not Always Genial
stead who Is'the secretary of the club
Inside the clubhouse Mrs Olmstend
had become nervous as to her boy’s
safety Olmstend decided to see If
everything wns right with the boy
Pulling on a henvy coat and rain bat
he stepped from the beachhouse Into
the storm
Mrs Olmstend and a group of friends
stood at the beachhouse windows and
watched Olmstead's progress through
the storm The son watched from the
door of the tent'
Fifteen feet from the clnb Olmstend
was struck by a bolt of lightning For j
a fall minute the crowd In the beach-
house stared in horror and then a
'core of the men rushed to the scene
Mrs Olmstend and the son were over
come
The body wns carried to the house
where all efforts St resuscitation
proved unsuccessful A litter was
made and the dead mnn placed on It
then with six members of the club as
bearers the march to Chesterton five
miles away through the roughest sec-
tion of the dunes began Six other
men marched In the rear to act as
relief bearers Thus the little party
arrived In the town of Chesterton
Got Diamonds Too
I could clean ap now I have a real
proposition Instead of using It Fv
got to sell this ring for whatever I
can get and hit the roud"
"But sec here" called the appraiser
ns the young mnn turned to leave
“anybody will give you more than 200
for that stone now”
The downcast countenance assumed
a blank expression of incredulity
“Sure they will" Insisted Nevln
“Diamonds ape worth five times as
much now as when you bought that"
“But but ”
The man of five yca-s’ sorrowing hnd
dashed from the office without com-
pleting his sentence
After ThorcL:i Trial b Daircll
Deli Kan Ericrcco Po-n
The following letter written L "PE-RU-NA has done wonders
from Detroit kliohiganlsno snap and to me is worth its weight In
I shall continue to use
PE-RU-NA as long as
I live and recommend
to my friends who nre
troubled with catarrh"
Nothing can be more
convincing than an en-
dorsement of this na-
ture from an actual
user Thera are many
people In every com-
munity whose experi-
ence 4n nsing Pe-ru-na
has been identical with
' Mr Fako’s It is the
standby for ooughs
eolds catarrh stomach
and bowel disorders and all ca-
tarrhal onnditlona
Put op in both tablet and lignld
form Bold BvnnTwnaa
rrom Detroit Michigan lsno snap I and t
judgment expreasedon the merits gold
of Po-ru-na the well-
known catarrh remedy
but rather a mature
aober opinion formed
after a full year’s trial
This is the way Mr
Miohael Fako of 606
East Palmer Avenue
In the MichiganMetro-
polls writes t “After
nsing PE-RU-NA for
about one year will say
I have found it a very
good medicine for ca-
tarrh It has helped
me a great deal and I i
am very well satisfied ‘ I have
gained in weight eg t and sleep
well my bowels are regular ana
better color in my face
— " 11
The Trouble
' "Is your husband strong in his con-
victions?” “Oh yea but he’s weak in his
head"
“LAND OF PLENTY”
Western Canada a Country of
Marvelous Fertility
Literally Hundreds of Miles of Wen
derful Grain Fielda Delight the Eye
—Yields Will Ran Well Over a
Billion Dollars i
' A trtppthrdugh the wheat fields of
Western Canada may lack the Inspira-
tion such as one may find working In-
sidiously through bis being as be
traverses the mountain areas of
Canada rich In the variety of color
and depth of 'shades that they cast
wonderful In their magnitude their
grandeur restful even although the
streams that flow from their aides
come down with a awlsh and a swasn
creating a noise that makes one’s ear-
drums beat their last beat Then aa
we rest beside the lakes In tha clonds
and see the calm and peace which
they enjoy In the midst of nestling
bills we wonder If there’s another
world Care ban vanished all wa
want Is to dwell upon the scene But
It was not the Intention to speak of
mountain scenery roaring torrents
placid lakes and restful haunts
Rather we were about to speak of tha
other kind of- Inspiration that la
amused as one traverses Western
Canada’s Immense plains grid Ironed
with railroads and splendid highways
along whose borders and away hack
are to he seen he most wonderful
grain fields The crops of wheat oats
barley flax nnd corn— yes corn— have
Just been harvested the threshing ma-
chines are busy the elevators are
ready — the thirty and forty thousand-
bushel elevators with three four and
five and more at nearly every station
along the thousand miles of railway
that serve this Immense new area of
agricultural land There Is not a more
Inspiring sight than these grain fields
They lead one to pause and reflect
get one into a mental arithmetic
strain and the mind wanders as It
gathers the great length of figures that
represents the Western Canada grain
crop of 1920 A pencil and paper
are needed for the value will run Into
and ’over a billion dollars At least
that Is what those who profess to keep
themselves posted as to - values
believe y
The wheat crop alone will fun over
250000000 bushels and If yon figure
this at $280 per bushel the price it Is
selling at as we write there yon have
$700000000 alone Then there Is the
oal crop with a yield of one hesitates
to say the quantities in bushels for
the threshers are reporting yields of
110 and 120 bushels per acre where
but 80 and 90 bushels were expected
but their value apart from that of
barley and rye and flax will carry
ns over the billion dollar mark
Of course all this means — bat w
bad almost forgotten to speak of the
cattle and horses the sheep and the
pigs the dairy and many other farm
products the Increase and production
of which this year will bring In ninny
more minion dollars — all this means
that there will he a rush of buyers to
Western Canada this fall during the
winter and next spring
A certain amount of satisfaction la
derived by those “bnck home here”
whose friends are writing them In-
dorsing the statements that are ap-
pearing In the press of wheat yields of
thirty Jorty ‘and fifty bushels to the
acre of onts yielding anywhere from
sixty to 120 bushels per acre Dis-
tricts have not been specially favored
Travel anywhere eight hundred miles
east and west four hundred miles
north and south and it Is the' same
story splendid yields good acreage
excellent prices easy marketing bat
labor a little scarce — Advertisement
Its Nature ‘
“My brother bus a good money-
making Job"
“Where Is It?
"At the mint"
“Pipe’s Diipepslo" Corrects Stomcli
“Pape’s Dlapepaln’ la the quickest sur-
est relief for Indigestion Oases Flatu-
lence Heartburn Sourness Fermentation
or Stomach Distress caused by acidity
A few tablets give almost Immediate
stomach relief and shortly the stomach
Is corrected eo you can eat favorite foods
without fear barge case coete only SO
cents at drug stb j Abbolutely harmless
end pleasant Millions helped annually
Beat atomao corrective known— Adv
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