The Farmers' News. (Sands City [Knowles P. O.], Okla.), Vol. 1, No. 27, Ed. 1 Thursday, January 30, 1908 Page: 4 of 6
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nia--then to something more serious.
Ballard's Horehound Syrup will cure
the trouble at once and prevent any
complication.
Sold by Englewood Pharmacy.
Special:—The daily Kansas
City Journal and Knglewood
Tribune one year for only $3.90.
Now is the time to subscribe.
Our local broom corn buyers are
prepared to handle all brush
brought to Knglewood, at highest
market prices. It will pay you to
bring your brush to this market.
TOO MUCH PACK
You feel as if you had one face too
many when you have Neuralgia don't
you? Save the face you may need it;
but get rid of the Neuralgia by apply-
ing Ballard* Snow Liniment. Finest
thing in the world for rheumatism,
neuralgia, burns, cuts, scalds, lame
back and all painH.
Sold by Englewood Pharmacy.
Knglewood needs a resident
dentist, and needs one bad.
1 here is hardly a day that pass-
es but what someone from the
country is in town enquiring for
a dentist. A good steady I) D.
S. whether he be old or young,
if he was reliable, would find a
most excellent opening in Kngle-
wood .
Caught in the Rain
then a cold and a cough - let it run
on— get pneumonia or consumption
that's all No matter how you get
your cough don't neglect it—take
Hallaod s Horehound Syrup and you'll
be ov.-r it in no time. The sure cure
f< r coughs, colds, bronchitis and all
yulmonary diseoaes in young and old.
Sold by Knglewood Pharmacy.
Mr. Farmer, now is a mighty
good time to install a gasoline en-
gine and feed mill on your farm.
Call and see me and get prices on
complete outfits. K. S. Nipper.
We are prepared to doall kinds
of special form printing for pri-
vate or commercial use at lowest
prices. See our work, and get
our prices.
Now I am ready for your
chickens. Bring them in and I
will pay you 4'k for them.
W. II. Harner.
Engine
, hill lTSE
, Gas, Gasoline or Alcohol
llosomhal
iWHADLR
SIMPLE
Fft! by (J S. Govt. 7rst
Ovtr !\o,ooo H. p Sold
A r*tr tlitfMlf US,,I e\*up
lllH«Pepl 1226 W. Ilth St.
I/IUS 0 KansMiCltr.No.
P. S. Nipper, Agt.
Englewood, Kans.
Subscribe for the Tribune and
get a live, readable, newsy pnjier
which you will enjoy reading each
week in the year.
INiNtofttoe Killing.
A recent ruling of the postoffice
department at Washington requires
all stilwcription to newspapers to be
paid in advance. This ruling wont
affect the Tribune to a great ex-
tent as 90 |>er cent of our subscri-
bers are paid in advance. If you
want the Tribune, send us the cash
or its equivalent. For every bushel
of wheat or two of corn brought to
our office this month we will allow
a year's subscription for it. Come
ou with your grain. We will buy
^>.n i-
One would think that almost any-
thing Is preferable to a soaked bed In
the rainy open. The chaplain of the
Fifty-second Massachusetts volunteers
did not And it so, as the major of the
regiment relates In an article on "Up
the Teche with Banks." A bridge bad
been built, and the union troops were
supposedly taking a rest, camping be-
side the bayou.
The chaplain and the sergeant mar
Jor were sleeping, or trying to sleep,
under the same blanket. The sergeant
major was soon fast asleep. Down
came the rain. The soldiers woke and
tried to shift to the shelter of the
trees, but there was little room. The
water came down In torrents. If one
drew up his rubber blanket the rain
fell on bis feet; if be pushed it down
It soaked his hair.
The chaplahi finally got up to look
for a better place. The major drowsud
on. Presently the chaplain returned.
"I've found a nice dry spot. You'd
better come."
"Where is It?" was the sleepy re-
sponse.
"In a pigpen. Nice dry shelf in a
pigpen. I'm going there. You'd better
come."
Although the major ached in every
bone, he had his doubts as to there
being room for two, so he replied:
"I guess I'll stay here," and cover-
ing his upper ear with a tin plate to
keep out the rain, he went off to sleep
again.
la about half an hour he was dis-
turbed by some one getting in under
hla blanket.
"Who is It?" he grumbled.
"I," said the chaplain. "I've come
back."
"Why didn't you stay?"
The chaplain uttered but one word;
that was sufficient in explanation.
"Fleas!" he ejaculated, wrathfully.
—Youth's Companion.
MAN 84 TO WED BRIDE OF 40.
She's His Stenographer and He's
Worcester's Richest Lawyer.
Because he believes it is in accord-
ance with the teachings of the Scrip-
tures that old men with money should
marry young women, Thomas H.
Dodge, a prominent Worcester (Mass.)
millionaire and noted patent lawyer,
84 years of age, will take for his bride
Cora D. Dodge, his stenographer, who
Is 40 years old.
The ceremony win be performed by
Rev. Willard Ecott, pastor of the Pied-
mont church, assisted by Rev. Dr.
Drew, pastor of Old South church, at
Mr. Dodge's home, 768 Main street.
Although the bride to be bears the
same name as Mr. Dodge they are not
related.
Dodge lost hla first wife about a
year ago. Both were wealthy In their
own right, Mrs. Dodge leaving most
of her wealth to charitable institu-
tions. Mr. Dodge yearly gives large
sums for philanthropic purposes.
Made Clients Look Cheap.
A lawyer appeared before one of the
New York city boards asking that
damages be awarded to certain clients
because of a change of grade in their
street. When he had completed his
argument the president said: Mr.
Blank, you ought to know better than
to take up the time of this board in
this manner. You are too good a law-
yer not to allow that on your own pre-
sentation of facts theHe people have
not the shadow of a legal claim
against the city." "Your remarks are
fully Justified, Mr. President," said Mr.
Blank. "I not only expected them,
but you have dene me a favor by
making them. There are times when
a lawyer la so pushed by his clients
who aeem to know more about the
law than he does that the only thing
he can do Is to let them come up
against it themselves They probably
know as much about It now as I did
before. I thank you for your atten-
tion." With that he took up his books
and left the room, followed by a half-
dozen crestfallen clients.
Thought It Something to Eat.
A young Englishman with a title
and a healthy appetite recently went
to spend a few days at a monastery
In Switzerland. By chance he arrived
on a Friday, when the fare was espe-
cially frugal. He had little to eat that
day and went to bod hungry. During
the night, as Is their custom, one of
the fathers went to the cells with a
benediction, "The Lord be with you,"
which, of course, he said In l^attn.
When h* came to th* door of the vis-
itor' scell he knocked and said,
"UoinlniMi tecum!" "Who's there?"
cried the young Englishman. The
monk repeated. "Dominus tecum'"'
"Ah, thanks, I'm much obliged," said
hli lordship, netting out of bed.
"Please but it down outside!"
Perfectly Proper Word.
"Tote" is good EtiKlsh, on higher au-
thority that} that it is a colloquialism
which has become engrafted Into our
language. H is Anglo Saxon to the
core, as, savs Bosworth's Anglo-Saxon
Dictionary, lamdon edition of 18f>2.
thus: "Tote from Titian, to lift up, to
carry In the hands or upon the iter-
aon In the same senae as the Latin—
Tollo-tollere." Tote Is nol known ex-
cept among Ennllsh descended people,
■ nd is unquestionably correct, al-
though now obsolete to a great extent
Will Stsy at Horns,
"Do you expert to go to Kurope next
Tremendous excitement waa caused
when London's first balloon went up
nearly a century and a quarter ago.
The balloon, manned by a young
Italian named Vincent Lunardl, as-
cended from Moorflelds, then an open
■pace of ground, on September IS,
1784, In the presence of more than
100,000 spectators.
All business waa suspended, the
king himself setting the example by
adjourning a cabinet council that hap-
pened to be sitting. Vast crowds fol-
lowed the balloon's courae, some on
horseback, In carts, In chaises, but
mostly on foot.
Many were hurt In the crush, but
the only fatality recorded was the
death from fright of an old country
woman, who, coming out of her cot-
tage to see what the excitement was
about, beheld the balloon Juat above
her head.
On the other hand Lunardl undoubt-
edly saved one man's life, a Jury bring-
ing In a verdlot of "not guilty" on a
notorious highwayman In order that
they, the prisoner and the Judge who
was trying, might rush out of oourt to
see the balloon.
The aeronaut descended eventually
near Ware, In Hertfordshire, where
his sudden drop from the eloudi waa
the cause of more astonishment and
excitement.
Many of the spectators swooned
with fear, while others urged the put-
ting of Lunardl to death there and
then on the ground that he must needs
be a sorcerer and in league with the
evil one.—Chicago Dally News.
ilVii ■
Having bought the stock of General
Merchandise of E. F. Foulds, at Gate, Ok.,
I desire to inform the people of this section
that I am prepared to supply their needs in
Dry Goods, Groceries, Pro-
visions, Footwear, Flour
and Feed at Lowest
Living Prices
consistent with Honest Merchantdising.
I want your butter, eggs,
lard and poultry and will
pay you highest prices.
I will be pleased to have you call on me.
HENRY E. RHODES,
Gate * s s x Okia.
CONSIDERED IT QOOD THING.
Sporty Individual Wanted a Part ef
the Wager.
Congressman Champ Clark was a
passenger recently on a train bound
for Kansas City when he was much
amused by the soliloquy of an old
chap who, It appeared, was proceed-
ing to the oity named on certain legal
business. The Journey was nearly
completed when the elderly person be-
came possessed of the notion that oer>
tain Important papers had been left
behind. After a hurried Investigation
of his bag he observed:
"If I left those papers behind I'm
a fool!"
A little later he resumed his exam-
ination of the bag's contents. "I bet
It'll turn out I'm a fool," he murmured I
sadly.
When another mile or two had been
accomplished he rummaged through
the bag once more, and as he turned
over the last bundle repeated:
"It will sure turn out I'm a fool!"
At this Juncture a testy individual
occupying the adjoining seat took a
hand. Frowning upon the old chap
who had so often offered to wager
that he was a fool, the Irritable per-
son looked over the edge of his news
paper, and with sarcastic Interest
said:
"Would you oblige me,, sir, by lay-
ing a little money that same way for
me?"—Harper's Weekly.
Watches, Clocks, Jewelry
and Silverware.
Our clearance sale begins January 11 to January 31. A liberal
reduction on everything in stock.
17 jeweled Elgin or Waltham watches in Silverine screw
case only #10.00.
Ladies gold filled watches in 10, 20 and 25 year cases from
87.50 to $25.OO. 8 day mantel clocks with alarms at $^.00,
94.00 and $5.00.
Kogers 1847 silverware, jewelry, chains, rings, brooches and
bracelets at greatly reduced prices. We need the money or the
checks. Come early, the goods are all firstclass guaranteed as
represented.
Peter Miller,
Jeweler cSc Optician
I Meet Competition With
COMPETITION PRICES!
The Kansas Sunflower.
Noble L. Prentls, In the Atchison
Champion for September 2, 1880, su
Rested the sunflower as the distinctive
flower of Kansas.
"The capitol square is surrounded
by a dense growth, rods in width, of
rampant sunflowers," he wrote.
"They grow as big, rank and yellow
as If they were 40 miles away from s
house. The sunflower ought to be
made the emblem of our state. Noth-
ing checks it or kills It. It is always
'happy as a big sunflower!' Grasshop-
pers never have held the edge on It;
and drouthy times, when everything
else wilts and throws up Its hands,
the sunflower continues to do business
at the old stand. It probably has some
private arrangement wltti nature for
securing aid."
I desire to inform the people of this community that I am
prepared at all times to furnish the best of steaks, roasts,
chops and other meats at lowest prices, giving full weight
in every instance. You pay for what you get and get
what you want. We have not "cut the price,"
but we do "cut the meat," trade with me and you won't
get beat!
Clifton C, Cope.
Not the Man.
Ixiafer (saluting perfect stranger)—
I remember you, major, when we was
In the regiment.
Stranger—What—In the Ninety*
ninth?
Loafer—Yus, major.
Strunger—"A" company?
Loafer—Yus. major.
Stranger—Always getting drunk?
Loafer—I won't go so far as to deny
as I took a drop extry now and then,
major.
Stranger-Discharged with ignomi-
ny for cowardice?
Loafer—'Ardly that, major; for I al-
ius did my duty.
Strangei - Then you're not the man!
—London Punch.
Thackeray's Poets.
Thackeray's favorite poets were
Goldsmith and the "sweet lyrlck sing-
ers," Prior, whom he thought the easi-
est, the richest, the most charmingly
humorous of English lyrical poets,
and day. the force of whose simple
melody and artless ringing laughter
he appreciated, lie admired Pope,
too; but while admitting Milton's
greatness, thought him "such a bore
that no one could read him." It is not
surprising, therefore, that Thackeray
never essayed the "big bowwow kind"
of poetry.
Santa Fe Time Card.
Kiiglcwootl Hrancli.
EAST BOUND.
No. 518. Passenger and Express, leaves Englewood at 6:00 a. m f
No. 522, Local freight, leaves Englewood at 6:30 a in. f
WEST MOUND.
No. 517, Passenger and Express, arrives at Englewood ai 4:30 p. m. f
No, 521, Local freight, arrives at Englewood at 6:00 p. in f
+ Daily except Sunday.
Tickets to all points in the United states are on sale at this station. Special
and attractive rates to Colorado points, Chicago and St. Louis. For other in-
formation call or address, J A K E LAMBERT, Station Ag't. A. T. A- S K.Ky
Englewood, Kans.
S. M. Martin;
Carpenter & Builder, Knglewood,
Kans. Kstimates furnished. All
kinds of Job Work given prompt
attention. Bring me your orders for frames, sash and door work
for my prices are reasonable and all work guaranteed.
Dr. J. R. HACUS,
VETK I N A K' Y SIJ Iv'( ilCC >N.
Permanent Location at New Englewood.
W All Calls Answered Day or Night
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Sight Rssdlng.
Mrs Itustlens Pa. our boy Totamy
must be awful careless with that
th< r* autermohllly he got you to buy
for him. up to the ctty
Mr. RusUcub llow so, una?
Envelopes: Terrace C i t > A dollar in your pocket i better
manila envelope*, im-hr* than a dollar in sonic one else's,
long, 3 inches wide, |h i five hun- if y„„ do your trailing in Knglc-
dred, nicely prints with your w.mmI, you will have aeveral extra
return card on left hand i orner,; dollars in your po< keta that possi*
for only one dollar. This is a l.|y. other*,*you wouj(j not
bargain. Call and see u* Kiik* Imvt
lewood Tribune.
Bring in your poultry, hides 1 ',A, |; Cheap, a aix horse
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The Farmers' News. (Sands City [Knowles P. O.], Okla.), Vol. 1, No. 27, Ed. 1 Thursday, January 30, 1908, newspaper, January 30, 1908; Knowles, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc159641/m1/4/: accessed June 30, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.