Beaver County Republican. (Gray, Okla.), Vol. 11, No. 36, Ed. 1 Friday, September 22, 1916 Page: 4 of 4
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i
nty Republican
H * Vf • w. HILL,
i '• i Ptoprietor.
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Act i>t Mt
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"uvotid-cIasH mail
, 1912- at the post
ny. OWa.. and^r the
• 1879.
> say fish like muslr
i i them practicing ot:
Tie freest thing In be
the poor tho hardest
•w h!uh the price of
aUmg gas remains m
ays that the Mirth In
"lie wire. It always was
ten Kwti.
The vi.
Whlli
been condemned a* un-
• h life, (hi account of
- «ve presume.
c Is the spurt of kings,
has been remarked be-
rlcket of touts.
Spesl
"apples and fruit," a
• cole# reads: "i^iltar
« MumIc Taught."
TO THE PUBLIC.
We have just cemented our store building and
have a good fresh stock of
GROCERIES A ND DRY GOODS.
And Expecting some
QUEENSW ARE
Tuis wsek, all to offer you at reasonable prices, a* our
motto is tmall profits and quick sales, a few
MEN AND BOYS SUITS AT COST,
We will also give you one piece of queens or glass ware
with each ct. sh purchase of $5 or more.
We take
CREAM, EGGS AND POULTRY
To Liberal each Tuesday. Will pay
LIBERAL PRICES FOR POULTRY.
BOYD MERCANTILE CO.
J. K. CARR, Manager.
BOYD OKLA.
,f " mnnkfctcaall tho t rne hl« tsnd-
i&4; in rhe world heewnet Insecure.
Pomefhing to worry n!>out: Thomas1
Biin.ii suyt nian Is act perfect jet. !
Still, mnny have been bitten by
Flunks who oetcr went near the wa-
ter.
When peace Is established it should
be made Secure, permanent and immov-
able.
Counting up the enemy's losses if
about the only pastime If ft to Europe
nowadays.
Europe's best and bravest continues
to fall in ghuutly heaps on counUeas
battlefield*.
Horse raring without betting Is one
of those tlilugg that yon read about In
fairy stories.
The rijrhf port of patriot will swat
the fly, watch his garbage oaf1 and keep
his premises cleau.
Experience pro>es that It is a lot of
trouble to Induce a mosquito to sit
on the hot end of punk.
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I Dr, W. H. Rhodes. P. F. Brickky, H. C. Jones, f
President, V'icc-Prts. CasMer P
j The First State Bank, |
1 GRAY, OKLAHOMA.
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Deposits Guaranteed.
| This Bank stands ready to serve |
I its Patrons in every way. Come ?
9 . , . Q
| in ana talk with us about your f
5 sales and farm loans.
• Titian says he knows
- t can talk. However, they show
«4ielr good sense by not doing It.
Moreover, good roads also make It
easier for the archaic being who likes
to take a walk In th# country.
What Is to be will be. A man who
was born (j be killed la an automo-
bile accident will never he hanged.
And they call it * supersuhmarlne.
Snper means above and sub means be-
Qosth. so It is an above-beneath boat
Flat feet may keep men out of the
nttlltla, but !u the game of politics
they are not counted as a serious de-
tect
The lurking danger In chewing the
tag lies In u«e tact that n p« rson often
Is likely to bite off more Ulan he can
Shew.
Inland towns and communities, de
"ring also a proper place In the sun,
Will have to be eotuonted with land
Sharks.
Some of the 1P17 model automobiles
I" Just now appearing on the mar-
ket nad one wouder* what occasioned
V>* delay.
One can't help wondering whether
the English trench gas tastes to the
Qwuino like the Ueruiuu gas does to
tf* English.
Son.o Japanese lawmakers have
beeu found guilty of accepting bribes,
which r«hows that grnft la an tnterna-
ttoual. not a local habit
B.V shooting down a British nero-
flane a German submarine has proved
that It Is capable of making wur per-
pendicularly as well as horizontally.
The Arixoua guardsman who walked
* miles on guurd duty did his best to
wbey orders aud Is therefore entitled
to some consideration as a good sol-
dier.
Rural mail carriers complain that
swarms of bees take jnissession of the
mall boxes along their routes: haven't
tho carriers patience to wall for the
honey1
Some of the curious modern Bshtng
tackle would not, one Is convinced,
#ool the most credulous fish, but that
l^ not the Idea. It fools the amateur
lahennan,
Inventor claims a new kind of sun
U -Lie prevents noses gating sun-
burned. but tcetotaling still remains
tihe only Invention to prevent the oUier
kind of red noses.
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*
More phony talking Is done through
the bat thun through tho telephone.
Internnliouul law Is another old Ad-
dle upon which tiny tune can lie plnyed.
It Is n poor ammunition muker who
doesn't rise In the world soouer or
Inter.
There's one thing shout a coat of
tan. It tuny uot be becoming, but It al-
ways fits.
I*et a girl get It Into her head that
she has a perfect figure and it s to a
studio for her.
Opportunity Is such an old-fnsh-
ued dnme that she still always
Knocks, even though the doorbell uiuy
be In perfect working order.
A salt water bath In one's tub In-
sures safety from sharks, also protec-
tion from the public's gnz*'—if one has
no tigure worth mentioning.
Activities of the agricultural depart-
ment In teaching fanners how to pull
stumps may explain the decadeuce of
the old-time political fervor.
If one had to be a soldier one might
prefer being sentinel on an Alpine
snow field in this weather.
The chief trouble with the hot
weather is the advice we get from doc-
tors and others to keep cool.
Speaking of competent meteorolo-
gists, there Is the person who Is al-
ways trying to befog the issue.
"Will the blonde become extinct?"
asks an exchange. Maybe, but the
light-headed undoubtedly won't.
Machine guns nre playing an Impor-
tant part In the European war. And
they are the kind thut never Juin.
There are, truly Atough, too many
hours of daylight Just now, but those
ki the wrong place nre the a. m. ones
There was a man who prophesied
thli, would be a "summerless summer,*'
but he probably succumbed to the
tieut
Should times grow much harder,
there won't be any Christmas dinner
for anybody to eat in any capital of
1'iUroDe.
ft Is said that Americans are hated
by the Viennese. This Is uugrateful
after the way we patronize their
operettas.
The treasury department says that
half dollars are disappearing from cir-
culation. It does seem hard to get
enough of them.
Perhaps vacations should come sud-
denly as a surprise. The anticipated
vacation as It draws olgh makes
work doubly difficult.
One reason for empty churches In
'lie summer Is that many a dear girl
doesn't want to tnuss up the clothes
she Is saving for the seashore.
Judging frdin the sport that para-
grpphers have been having at the ex-
pense of short skirts they seem to be-
lieve that brevity is the soul of wit
A Philadelphia man spent 1fl years
composing a chess problem. Still, It
was his own time.
You can make a man swell up «oine
b.v telling him he has a great head or
u big h.-art, hut dou't praise the large-
u«ss of ids feet and expect hir. to ask
)ou to hive something.
There 5s more than one kind of pre-
paredneas. The man who is cares s*
b.M i his eating and ilritUiln* Is tli<
auiii who is gr>inK to keel over first uo
der the attack of the sun.
Another thing that adds to the mis-
ery of tli - torrid days is some of the
advice on how to keep cool.
A sensational story to the effect that
n nickel is worth ti cents is only ac-
ceptable uftur It hus been speut.
rhe reputation of a successful man
won t last .v minutes after a crowd of
fuilures begins picking it to pieces.
The graudfuthers of today csn re-
member the time when they wished
that the water In the Saturday night
tubs were lufested by sharks.
Man remembers tho time when he
said "shoo fly." Now he swats with
vicious intent. Has scientific enilght-
cu taken all the gentleness out of
our hearts?
Sharks at eastern coast resorts are
passing up the bathing beauties and
going after the mule bathers. I it pos-
sible that they don't know a choico
morsel when ihey see it)
That $44,S87,826 which wo spent for
gems last year likewise helped the
other side of the world get back some
Of the niouey that was spent for muni-
tions.
I Interest Paid on Time Deposits.
MAKE FTNAL PROOF BE/ORE
THOMAS P. BRAIDWOOD,
U. S. Commissioner.
Have Your Abstracting Done bj
Braidwood & Son,
Beaver - - - Okla.
EVERY WAGON WE LOAD
inrtBEFij|
With our iamber, mouldings and
shingles, et2., msans a satisfied
customer. For everything
handle is carefully selected,,
thoroughly seasoned and hon*
estly counted. And if you «ViJ\
inquire you will find that ouf
prices are as low as you wculci
have to pay for any old kind
lumber service.
MEYER LUMBER CO.,
LIBERAL, KANSAS
The woman who talked two boars
nod forty minutes over the telephone
without stopping must have heard
something particularly racy about her
neighbors.
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I BANKING BY MAIL j
Is a Very Simple Matter.
Doctor Hirst hberg says every person
ought to seek the cause of his head-
aches. Most men do, and they fiuf. it
and then they uccamulate other
headaches.
Man's summer sliirt waist can't h«
comfortable so long «s his trousers
have to be held up by his suspenders
"i his belt. Th'^ waist Itself should
perform that service.
Everything old fashioned Is somehow
expected to bo good."' says the St.
Loul> Democrat How about the
Itch?
The market page say* thnt the pr^r. 1
jf plums Is gei.oi,. lower. Unt that!
*U*t be a mistake. The p-!ce of pluu* i
.« eternal vigilance ami then some «-
every practical politician kuowa.
Dentists In convention use mortn*.
pictures IA illustrate the lectures
This is the wrong idea. It is the u
font who needs the distraction of th«
movies, not the urbane dental'surgeon
A woman In California left her has
Ifund because he had no conversation
Other women drag heir Uuv|i!;!ll:!. u,
court because they have too , ,u,.h l(
Is next to Impossible for uiere iuud tc
satisfy the difficult sex.
The physician who announces tb«
discovery of a new disease caused tij
the struins of golf-playing doesni
•eem lu accept the theory that golf
playing is an invention to rellevi
j (train* and help lu devotees to hPn,
•3 v«1*nmtaifc. _ ^
H:. luted plutocrat who used to
come downtown with egg on his chin,
now ttauuis a watwuivion stiuu ou his
white vest.
When a boisterous yoang snip he-
cornea too manly to say the prayers
that his mother taught ? im. dou-t J
shoot hliu If the mmiitiou supply is 1
low, for he isn't worth It.
The ragtime composers are turning
out war songs Just as fust as the.v car,
throw the tunes together. That's pro-
: ably why the supply is about 10 times
greater than the demand.
We are told of a movlnr picture
actor who glued his eyelids so he
could play the part of a blind man
liure 'fidelity to detail an<1 the press
r.gt ut will take his oath on IL
To open an Account, send vour name and address
! with your first deposit. The money n be sent by reg-
; istered mail, po^tofiice money order, drai't or bv check on
j any bank. As soon as your first deposit is received the
| bank will send you a receipt and check book. It will also
| send you a signature card which you will sign and return.
You can withdraw y®ur monoy by mail just as easily 8S
though you visited the bank. All that is necessary is i
forward the bank a check and the money can be sent you
by registered mail or we will send you a bank draft. •
| Citizens State Bank,f
LIBERAL, KANSAS.
Capital, Surplus and Undivided Profits f <
.<t < i (
i
I
y u v «hat has become of that
sutsutute Tor gasoline thut was to
make the life of a filvvor owner a
^ruuil sweet s,
.National kague bnaehall may be
.1 trifle .l;s..;d, : |y at times, but Iflfcbi-
dom approaches u,e violence of South
Ameruau f.K i. nlL
It Is not every night that the young
people have an exct.se t0 stay out so
late iu the porch awing watching an
eclipse of Uie moon.
The occan Is said to be alive with
sharks. Bat perhups many of tiiem
we then existence f the vUlou of
excited imaginations.
The wonderful achievement of the
Deutscliland, with Its precious cargo of
dyestuiTs, iuuy meat, that oux next
Now and then somebody grows
luetic over white clover, but as for us
we can't banish the thought that It '
used to make the horses siobber In a I
way that was anything but thrilling, j
it is estimated thut wild anlmnls are '
h< ;ng killed off at the rate of nVO(XMtO<) j
i nnualiy for their fur. Isn't It about i
Hate for Burbank and the oonserva- I
tionlsts to evolve a (ur-bearlng fisli?
lleautiful is the summer vacntlon In
contemplation; ami It requires a
temperature rising to ! 7 to make a
- many people tak* it: thouirh « "* •* "no "
sPnullancous drop m rallkvtd fares 1 ">l M ll,A,ler ° NUr rcne Importance.
u Iare8 she becomes beautiful the moment
. | some trousered guy begins to love
her.
t ears that American popularity will
Vve diminished In Europe after the war
may be groundless Already *oine of
the European .upltals are frankly ad
mittUig that the loss * f American tour,
ist patronage Is a matter ut ■«.
. uoyauca.
The burean of labor hns Issued a re-
: ,i( showing thut during 1816 the cost
■ f living decreased, which oniy shows
what u government bureau can do
«ben It gets right down to work.
The obscure yonnjt man who Volun-
teers for army service In time of in-
ternatiouitl trouble Is a better citizen
than the millionaire who raises prices
of commodities io anticipation of war.
The fuct that a girl may be freckled
pug-nosed and hiifashionably rlad ti
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♦ne Row Binder lor Sale.
This binder is as irood as new.
!or particulars inquire at the
lepublican office.
V/iL Reynold j,
PAINTER & DECORATC'f
Grey, Okia.
Estimates furnished or applic#**
* Piairvitw hard u «. ,
quire at the
However huffy corporal punishment j
iu the schools ingkcs all concerned, !
we staud by the fuct that every Brand- i
father llvlug today was licked at school
until his pants were tatler.-d. and yet
he harks back to the old day* with only .
irving memories of the teucbers whn |
tuuueU him, /(
J. F. Lundstrom,
Agent for
Lontkiental Inaucance
Company,
fa«h Capital $10,000,000.00
ann Imumnce a Speckhy. W. H. Rhodes, M. D
Dr. H. H. Wynne
OWahona City. Ok, u
Specialist Eye, Ear,
Throat. Glasses Fitted*
be at Fortran. Friday, Sepl
th at Dr. Duncan V office.
WW nwki the Grav territorv
two wc«*v. Write m.-.
Shattuck, Oklahoma.
Office Fir?t Door West of ti.
nrug Stofe. Phone- Io.
Gr « Okl.
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Hill, Harvey W. Beaver County Republican. (Gray, Okla.), Vol. 11, No. 36, Ed. 1 Friday, September 22, 1916, newspaper, September 22, 1916; (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc158317/m1/4/: accessed July 10, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.