The Billings News. (Billings, Okla.), Vol. 6, No. 51, Ed. 1 Friday, September 1, 1905 Page: 1 of 4
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BILLINGS. NOBLE COUNTY, OKLAHOMA, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 1905.
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NO. 51.
stag town.
We wonder how this tnisoga-
Bubonic immigration. ' ess competition and metallic mis-
According to a western paper anthropy, or peter utterly out
a town is to be founded near Pro-1 through degeneracy of uiind and
vo, Utah, in the near future, whol- j muscle harvested by societary
ly by a batch of misogynists, the und amorous ennui, is the ques-
first installment of which femi-jtion uppermost with those who
nine contemners recently stopp ;see and and are '“'lgaged in
ed over night in Denver. ian over haul of the situation.
Their names were, John Liuba Already in the Congressional
lo, Peter Yovanovich, Vaso Yova- Record are signs and omens of a
ceric, Luke Vovanovich and Mi- j pending racial cataclysm. Rep-
ter Luksick. Not a sole, solitary resentation under such sinister
female, so they told the newspa- names as De \ ries and De Liaff-
per man, is ever to be allowed to enreid and Heatwold^ and Otjen
set her mal-bewitching feet with- and Vehslagl and Zenor and
in the celebate precincts of this Saurherring and Booze occupies
the halls of our national bema.
When the Bubalos and Yova-
matic outfit will manage to ‘per- cerics and the Luksicks saturate
sist.’ Such things should not be the conglomerate herd we shall
allowed to escape landward from have representative Rumpoco-
Ellis Island, where they unload vich and senator Scrofulousak
and are fumigated. and secretary Appendixitch and
The United States has been President Helndamnation on our
masticating this sort of “Yurop- hands.
i<#n” vermin for many years, but1 Then we’ll smell so rank we 11
being extraordinarily robust and need the undertaker in advance
having plenty of room and unlim- nf the priest andsupiemeuni-
ited fresh air we haw so far man-1 10“;
aged to stave off fatal nightmare.! .™e ^ar of political and hnan-
But a visit from the nocturnal <;,al f “P*™18 a westward wan-
equine is in store for us, as a re- der l^adven ure. It m
suit of imperfect digestion and i equally certain that the star of
non-assimilation, and when it ar- i ^tellectua and spiritual empirq,
rives we are in for an attack of 18 “^ing tracks’ for the bel y
political snakes-in-the-boots that and adjacent, and subjacent parts
will paralyze the a blest statecraft !of human di;,ne; »laln
. , ;and brawn are abdicating in favor
' 'i f o * * X an .1 • J of bowels and bullion. Midas and
If there is anything we need w, . .
not Minerva represents us in the
Local News.
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we need of bowe,s and bullion.
more than stringent immigration
laws, it is still more stringent im-1 Wtl of the gods,
migration laws. We are the1 Excess wealth, acting in hearty
dumping grounds for the iUiter- ^V^Uon with the Pullman
......1 *u~ horseless, are rapidly
ate, criminal, diseased, pauper
riff-raff of the world. It’s a thous-
and wonders that a thousand-
thunder plague has not smitten
us before, leaving neither seed
nor sign of us and nothing but
malodor.
What sort of a combination can
come of mixing an old-fashioned
Thompson and a Yovoeeric? Or
an all-wool Smith and a Luksick?
It is the/lictum of heredity that
when good stock and bad stock
•*inbrace the bad stock inevitably
gets the worst of it, and the prod-
uct cannot fail to show a domin-
ance of the bronco end of the
proposition. And when such a
baking comes from the oven it
will bear a Yovaceric brand blown
in the neck of the bottle, and it
will make us Luksick, you bet.
The limpid, spiritual luminosi-
ity of Emerson, the diamond pat-
riotism of Lincoln and the ethic
strenuosity of Roosevelt are be-
calming lonesomely rare, while
the commercial cut throatery of
the Morgans and the Rockefell-
ers and the imbecile dilettante*
ism of the emasculated money ar-
istocracy contend for supremacy.
Whether we are to petrify into
the adamant of heartless busin-
und the horseless,’ are
taking the tuck out of men’s legs
and spines and biceps and stom-
achs. Sensorium and pedal ex-
tremities are shamefully neglect-
ed and declining in vigor. The
dome of thought and palace of the
soul among the viciously idle lu-
cre elite has rooms to let. We are
now hustlingthrough the Augus-
tan Age of our national existence.
Young man, do you want to in-
crease the size of your check
when “pay day” rolls around?
There is one way to do it; in-
crease your worth by gaining
more knowledge. The Milam
Business College can help you to
obtain that practical training, so
necessary to success, and when
you have completed they will as-
sist you to a position.
Get out of the old rut—get
ready for a useful career—be
somebody.
We have helped others, maybe
we can help you. It will only
cost you a postal card, and you
will be placed on the free mailing
list and receive our College Quar-
terly for the next twelve months.
Address, Milam Business Col-
lege, Enid, Okla.
Grand - Opening!
The hat tells the story for appearance and the
nicer the hat you wear the better you look.
Cheap hats are no good at any price. A good
hat is priceless. We are going to hold our
Fall Millinery Opening this year on
Saturday. Sept 9th
We have made special effort this season to
get the tinost looking millinery in the market
and think there willbenotrouble in your mak-
ing a selection as soon as you see our display.
It don’t make any difference whether you
want a Street Hat, Pattern Hat, or Hats for
girls you’ll get a chance Pi get it here.
Mrs J K GOODSON
Opposite Cooper & Dimoml’s store.
A1 McIntyre’s daughter, about thir-
teen years old, i* very sick.
Did you get a look at those new irks
for fall suits at 0. 4 D?’s
Mrs. L. Shofce returned Wednesday
from her visit with friends in Kane .s.
The ladies are all talking about the
new line of silks at Cooper & Dim- nd’s
Broad-cloths are good this year for •
new suit. Get one at Cooper 4 Di-
mond’s.
Cloudy days are the very best to have
your photograph taken, so come toB. F.
Eetill, Harness’ successor.
A. Flesher, formerly of Renfro, has
located here and opened up a jewelry
store in part of the Blackwood building.
Mrs. J. M. Moore, north of Billings,
has been so ijl as to need the attention
of a physician this week.
Mrs. W. P. Womach left Wednesday
for Iaton, Mo., in response to a telegram
informing her of the death of her broth-
er, Jas. Wiley, at that place.
The individual who does not heartily
enjoy sleeping these cool, refreshing'
nights, has a liver with its spine out of
plumb and affections whose milky-way
is blurred.
Dr. McCorkle hove into this railway
port yesterday morning about three of
the clock, via Tonkawa. He came in di-
rect from Colorado Springs, where he
left his wife and baby bairn. Mrs. Lu-
cas and Frank’s mother are sojourning
with friends in the mountains southwest
of Canon City.
Mrs. G. W. Barrett started yesterday
for Bedford, Iowa, her old home, to at-
tend a family reunion, whereat ten out
of eleven children of her father’s family
will be present, but one having died.
She will be accompanied by her daugh-
ter as far as Topeka, where the latter
will visit with relatives and friends.
Chas. Pierce has a daughter whom he
dotes on even as on the apple of hiaeye,
which is most beautifully meet and
proper, and which likewise enjoysbly
explains his purchase this week of a fine
piano for this specially fortunate papa’s
girl, who will proceed to have the time
of her life in a aeries of daily' seances
with this melody marvel.
G. W. Davis expects to be in shape *n
a month or so to grind com meal, gra-
ham and make corn chop. Looking to
this end he has ordered the requisite
machinery, together with a ten horse-
power gasoline engine, to do the work
thoroughly and in considerable volume.
The building just north of his coal and
feed depot will be fitted up for the mill
business. This should constitute a val-
uable enterprise in our list of town in-
dustries and ought to pay Mr. Davia as
well as those who patronize him.
The News is too modest by far to tell
of the numerous and generoua compli-
ments which are being ahowered upon
it from day to day by those whom it is
endeavoring to serve to the uttermost
in its legitimate capacity as a newspa-
per, energetic, alert and untrammeled.
While avoiding publicity of praise, how-
ever, we take pleasure in assuring the
patrons of the News that these honest,
kindly sentiments of approval will cer-
tainly and powerfully inspire to strong-
er effort than ever before to make The
Billings News the best local paper in
Oklahoma.
How many of our folks looked up the
partial solar eclipse Wednesday morn-
ing? Such an event ie always awe-in-
spiring, though it is a recurrent happen-
ing of unknownjmillions of years, back to
solar babyhood, back toward that nas-
cent age of the univerae when our earth
was teething, so to speak and approach-
ing its green-apple-colic stage, and
bunch of eone after the Almighty made
the measureleai cosmos out of nothing.
But this eclipse paid ua scant attention,
only looking down upon Noble coenty
gazers contemptuously askance, ae if it
were utterly unimportant whether we
noticed or ignored.
Cashier Frank Lucae' urbane counte-
nance greeted friends and acquaintan-
ces at hie usual station in the bank on
Monday morning, he having returned
sometime before dawn that day from his
bear hunt in Colorado. He left the rest
of the pilgrims in the mountain oountry
and Mattered from Dan to Denver, Dr.
MoCorkle stopping at Colorado Springe
with e sick relative. All were in good
heellh and enjoying life when he left.
He maintains absolute silenoe ae to any
exploits performed in pursuit of beer
game, from which it ie not only natural
but merciful to eeeume that a veil cov-
ering their no doubt valorous but surely
unsuccessful work in this line ie the
beet liniment a clientele of generoua but
none the leea expectant friends can ap-
ply in this case.
MARKETING!
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We are this week on the Kansas City
and St. Louis markets for the welfare
of Billings and surrounding country and
when we are through with these mar-
kets it will be your time to go to mar-
ket and you are sure to come here.
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The Bee Hive
A. S. CADES.
Proprietor.
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Not a manly soul throughout aw , n my____w. m _ __ _ ...
the world, not a father, mother, A LOllg KUIl IOP I OUP 1*10 II Cy
wife, sister, daughter, son or
friend but will rejoice that the
wholesale manufacture of dead
men and living widows and or-
phans in bleak Manchuria is to
cease. ’ And gallant Japan buys
for herself and mankind this in-
finite boon by renunciation of an
indemnity Russia would not pay
and Japan could never collect.
Higher than ever now stands Ja-
pan in the esteem af the world.
School Mooting Tomorrow.
Tomorrow afternoon at !1:30 another
meeting will be held in the interest of
our high school project. At this meet-
ing the committee appointed at the for-
mer session will report as to their work
in conferring with the trustees of the
various school districts embraced in our
proposed union school district. It iB al-
so expected that at tomorrow’s meeting
Mr. F. E. Cooke, our city attorney, who
has lately spent some time east, espec-
ially in Indiana and Illinois, during
which he carefully studied this question
in a field where union schools have been
in successful operation for years, will
make a full statement covering his find-
ings in the premises. Everybody come
and take part in the meeting tomorrow
afternoon.
Trespassers Beware.
Notice is hereby given that any per-
son caught hunting on Section 31, in
Burtch Creek Township, will be prose-
cuted to the full extent of the law.
A. L. Hudson
R. A. Pitta
H. T. Wilkin*
J. E. Major
Private Sale.
One up-right piano, one bed-room set,
folding-bed, rocking chairs, center-ta-
ble and kitchen furniture, to be sold be-
tween the 1st and 15th of September.
Also a three-room house, lot and stable.
John Blankenship.
LOST,
A nearly new blaok coat, on Saturday
last, between Billings and Lucien. Re-
turn to News ofBee or to Fred Liken,
owner, Section Boss at Billings, Okla.,
and get reward.
Attacked by a Mob
and beaten in a labor riot, until covered
with sores, a Chicago street oer conduc-
tor applied Bucklen’s Arnica Salve, end
was soon sound and well. "I use it in
my family,” wrltee 0. J. Weloh, of Te-
konaha, Mich, “and llnd it perfeot."
Simply grant for euta and burn*. Only
2Bc at 8mitb’e drug (tore.
Attention!
See St. Clair 4
Opdylke for Inaur-
on Threshing Machinery. Policies
from one to three year* ia a
good reliable company-
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W<* have given competitors the
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longest run of all for their money
and now have the satisfaction of
being in the lead. Nothing has
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won us the lead but the quality
and price of our goods, so if you
want to be classed with the lead-
ers, fall in line as quickly as you
can.
Redfearn <EL Stone.
The Grocery and Queenswara Merchants of Billings.
One Car Load of.
Bedroom Suits
Dressers
Book Cases
Dining Tables
Hock ei*s
and
Folding Beds
Couches
Iron Beds
Center Tables
Chairs
This represents nine of the best factories in the
East. We have bought these goods direct from the
factory at the lowest possible price» and are ready
to meet any price. Figure with the other fellow
and then take your
Sears Roebuck and
Montgomery Ward
. Catalogues under your arm and come and see ue
and we will sell you. We are not afraid of compe-
tition. We have a tine line of
Carpets, Mattings and Linoleums
that can’t be beat.
O. * W * LONG
Sprain*.
8. A. Read, Cisco, Texas, writes on
March 11, 1901: “My wrist was sprain-
ed so badly by a fall that it was useless,
and altar using aevsral remedies which
failed to give relief, I used Ballard's
8now Liniment, and was cured. I earn-
estly recommend it to anyone suffering
from epreine.” Sold at 8mltb's Drug
Store.
Neglvcttd Colds.
Every part of the mucous membrane,
the nose, throat, cars, head and lunge,
etc., arc subjected to disease and blight
from neglected cold*. Ballard’s Hore-
hound Syrup ie e pleasant and effective
remedy. W. Akendriok, Valley Mills,
Tex., writes: “I have used Ballard’s
Horehound Syrup lor oougha and throat
troubles; it la a pleasant and moMeffec-
tive remedy."
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