The El Reno Daily Democrat (El Reno, Okla.), Vol. 34, No. 241, Ed. 1 Monday, October 19, 1925 Page: 2 of 4
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i iif: kl rkno daily dlmocrai
, Ait.hi: cull Mtl'i'li In
j n( the arts, hut iiu-ii no
counting. law and plumbing
MAHER BROTHERS. PUBLISHERS i!l **•=-■*’'*»
DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY
Pull United PreM Report.
W MAHER
R MAHER
A total Incapacity to doubt may
_ make for evangelical sanctity and
1 ntorul righteousness: It certainly
- does not make for general cultute
EDITOR anti ncslhelic under'l.ind io l!u-
. BUS. MGR , r' Nichola
1 •'Hid imv'TREATS CANCER SUCCESSFULLY
are ac- j . ___
Eliza ! Free Book Reveals Non Surgical
Method Used Successfully By
Kansas City Doctor.
BITS ABOUT BIDDY
| M Adi 111 max tune bad his tr->U
it hies but he neier had tn shoo
>4
n chickens out «f the Garden tf •
Eden
SAYING IT WITH EPIGRAMS—
A financier must not borrow
when he wants money. He mum
borrow wheu ho docs not want it
Then he gets the terms lie wants
— Monsh ur Caltlaux.
Nobody can afford to ignor*
books but u genius. — Holbrook recognizi
Jackson.
I am a believer in villages.—Lloyd
George.
" r
Man was meant to go right of his
own volition, there is no coercion.
-Sir Oliver Lodge.
If I were < ommissioni l to design
a sky sera tier. I should recognize ih"
steel structuru just as u sculptor
uiNcle and bone in guld-
'I tie query "Why d***! « hen j
■■rot* Die roadl” n*>\er preaent- }
id any difficulty to the man *1.•>
tine a garden an the other sldr
-Rn.fen Trsnwr’pt.
ing It is ill i el (It'orgc < • i a > llarnard.
The road thruuK^i purgatory
long and It takes one to Paris.
Ramsey MacDonald.
Tenuis is an absolute
William T Tilden. II
science.
A very complete and comprehen-
sive book, the P.ttli edition, on can-
cer and Its treatment is now of-
fered hy Dr. O A. Jubusou. well-
know n csni'cr vitecialist. There Is
pndn.bly no man in America whe
lias made n closer study of this
dread disease, or who has treated
as many sufferers from it. For 25
years he Ins l.een treating lancer
without the knife. The results of
lib; experience and research lie
Kites in this new book.
Anyone suffering from c. u> »r c
who has a loved one ur Irimd so
.ifflifted, should bv all meins 101,
ilns book Just address Dr. O. A.! ,,0”n't ‘"M611 a tM-v 'r,y 1
Johnson. Suite 3It*. 131M Mail street, eat corn <>u the cob.
Kansas City. Mo.
free and postpaid.
Still a m*n Mg enough to he a eon 1
gresioiian probably wouldn't gel the 1
home folk* any federal building*.
Df course stir other nation thnn ,
France, ‘•“ting u.e whip band, would
t>e *n •*, snd reasonable and eurrer 1
der It.
Correct thit een'cnce: “Ha. ha,' j
laughed ike man, a* he removed a
wllieil collar; "ain't women's clothe*
funnyl"- Detroit I tee I'rea*
m*n*mmsmm**9m*****s* POINTED PARAGRAPHS
FLASHLIGHTS
Datn the book of etiquette. li
It will hi Rem
The word "omnipotent" Is a relit
of the time when God was chiefly
useful for military purposes. — The
Rev. J. S. Rezzant.
Idlent ss is Die mother of all the ,
vices; but vice is the father of all I
the arts Paul Morand
CIVILISATION—
Taxes.
Aut.ii;"i11 f s. itb noids. bath tubs
Wealth barbers, **i 11 collectin' book iiiutii
tV memlu'i't elieeSe, collars. cntorii'S
'•(.ngrcssiiieii.
More taxes.
Dressmakers, false teeth, French
heels, grade crossings, booth, insur-
ance sol i'itot's, interest, judges.
St ill more taxes.
.Mirrors, Maun act. mortieiatts,
Nordics, pie 11 la mode. passports,
pool rooms, poison gas, policemen,
penitentiaries
Taxes taxes, taxes.
Went, realtors, steam beat, •■trikes,
-olltaire, • Iiuppcs, security pacts, silk
stockings, spectacles onslle. tomy,
tailors, wages
_ War debts.
The business of art is to reveal Dir rt taxe;. indirect 1'x, prop
the relation between man and his ‘r*>' taxc-s income t.ixec sales taxes,
circumambient universe at the Itv internal revenue taxes import taxes.
Poverty never destroyed eltbei
an individual or a tint ion
is Ihe danger.--Juntos M. Gurley.
The view that Asia gets of tin
west In their mutual dealings i
that of a tit an tic power with an
endless curiosity to analyze and
know, but without sympathy to
understand; with numberless aittn
to coerce and acquire, but no seren-
ity of soul to realize and enjoy.—
Rabindranath Tugore.
The worst und most dangerous
way of being right is to consider
all the rest of the world to be
wrong.—Louis de Launav.
ing moment—D. II. Lawrence.
My constitution must indeed be
strong to have been able to with-
stand 14 doctors Henri Bergson.
luxury taxes, stamp taxes, gasolim
taxes, inheritance taxes, normal taxes,
surtaxes, school taxes, city taxes,
county taxes, state taxes, federal
taxes.—Onnbn World Herald
SK3
TRUISMS
Why Maine Die hotel patron
for kicking when be has to pity
good dollars for poor quarters?
Whrn a choir singers salary
J« raised It enables him to lift
up Ms voice In S"tigs of praise.
If l» unw|«e to trust your
life In the hand of a physician
who in,ikeg a specialty of post-
mortems.
ft sometimes happen* that
when a man Is really known by
Die company lie keep* alie pre-
fers to lie n «!«ter to him.
Louisville boasts of * woman
who can sharpen a lend pencil
without unking It appear ns
though «he did It with her teeth.
A city Is more hesntlfnl thsn * hick
town If you won't look whil# passing
through the outskirts.
There are sermons for men only, bit'
! nobody has thought to preach * mu
iron for gentlemen only,
Americans might have wen even I
more at the Olympics If there had
been a contest In credulity
You can t blame a dyspeptic fot
cussing n little when be observes what 1
l the man at Die next table orders.
Some men sow »elfl*lmess and reef' |
su< ess
E'en the Wall Street graduate has
hfs sheepskin.
Truth Is mighty: hut fortunately a
lot of it can he mppresaed.
S.me fe.es have s very striking ap
psarsne*— dock faces, for instance.
To Mother—The ink spillM **■ It'S
dining-room rug
To Sister Allom—That ahe can't have
a car.
To Aunt Kata—That her knight has
never come riding.
’!• Grandma That Willie •’'Hfgied
during prayers.
To Sister's I lane*—Their first
quarrel.
To Brother Dirk—Having to attend
the local college instead of the one of
hls choice.
Te the look—That the polleemin
ate pie In the house nett door the
other night and she hasn't teen him
since.
To Bahy—The tooth he's eitHig.—
Judge
If you don't belong to any bloc, you
i doubtless are one of that numl er
: j islleil the common people.
I
the great need of the country Is a
fragile windshield that will make
fancy diving less hazardous.
t'upid l« a little fellow, but one can't 1
always judge by the sighs of lore.
The problem <>f life seems to he bow [
to make one dollar do the work of two '
People will) plain faces have plenty
of time to cultivate the beauties of'
the mind.
The man who Is usually wrong never
slops talking about it w hen he happen*
to he right.
A great, many of the men who claim i
to he self-made were Interrupted be
fore the job wrs finished.
SUNSHINE PELLETS
Screening and dralaage beats q«4-
alne and caskets
They get up in ths world who got
up In the morning.
Agri.u 'ure plus common settso sta
Ration, is the most healthful of all
avocations.
Well, anyway, you never esn lot
what's in ths alley hy looking at the
from door.
When the bacilli of typhoid fever
Flappers are chaste little hellcats
with muddy nilqds.—Cora Harris.
easy to describe
Narcissus— Looky here, Black Man
-- | whut’s you all jewine gimme fo un
If we could manage first to get birthday present?
rid of the poisonous effect of ar-! Black Man Close \>> eye* hone',
mourpropre, we should reduce tilt *1M :is If said 1 Now w but on
causes of international conflicts to
economic competition.—Premier Pain Narcissus- Nothing'
love. | Black Man Well, dat’s wha yu all!
1 gwine git
EDITORIAL WORRIES
Why editors grow desperate:
'I his I* a true happening. 1 Know,
because l w it need it myself."
“Tins Is to introduce my nephew,
Bertie, who wants to he a writer.''
I "Hopp you don't mind my writing *>n
both side* of the paper."
"I wonder tf you remember me
met you at a dance last May.”
I
I
"My little hoy 1* only eight years
old. and I thought this was rather j
cute."
-
"If you enn't accept my story 1 wish j
you would write rue and tell me ex- j
actly what's wrong with It."
1
"Please don't mail this hack, I'll j
come In at one o'clock Saturday after- ;
noon to talk It over with vou."
!
1 "’I his was printed In an old nines
zinc, hut it was so long ago I'm sure
everyone will have forgotten it.”
"Under separate cover I am sending
you a scrapbook of my clippings just
| to show you my ityle."
j
| Dear Ed: Please tell me bow much
■ you pay for things and if you would ,
j he Intel rated in a poem about spring.” I
|
"And could you send me a copy of
! the issue with the funny story in It? 1
' I think it was some time in Util.—or !
I 1021. I inclose stamp.—Life. J
t <** * ■ AM C*v?'*
(©, 1*11. W.tt.m N*w«p»r>ei l nlon
Horizontal,
t—-City tn India
t—Rath powder
11—!.*nd measure
1Z—An attempt
14— Boy's nam*
H—Ask aims
J*—Short steep
15— Fish eg(i
J*—Uttered musically
It—Noisy festivity
93—Cubic centimeter (tbbr )
• 4—Not disclosed
•4—Part of "to be"
47—Civil service (sbbr 1
l*— Land measure 30—Vegetable
»?—Dirt's name »«-S. a.|10re
Si—Country of Asia S7—Bronx*
ZS—Addition to a letter
4ft—-Mound of eartti
40— Burned by water
43— City near Babylon
44— Spools on which movie fllni I*
wound
♦I—Scandinavian legend*
4* — Aeriform fluid «n idiot
41— Stck V l (1 of tini#
44—Aunt's husband
44—This person
"•7—Punrttiatlon n.stk
)S—Deserved again by virtue of
service
I
Solution nttt eppenr in spit Issue.
Vertical.
t — Vehicle* for hire !—Extent
3— Cent labbr.)
4— Ornamental vase
•'—Jeweled headdresses
4—Small wax candle
' » name S—Implement
9—Consumed
lit—Lieutenant tabbr.l
It — Ideas 14—African antelope
1 k —Decreased 20 — Smell Alee
22— Former soldier
23— Brittle, rs pastry
Ii)—Broils tn a covered pan
28—f'oltertion o' Information
27—Took i issesslon of by fore*
2* — Facial expression Indicating
contempt
II—American beauty flowers
SI—Anger
38 — Highest Card In the de, U
47—French province between th*
Khtne river and Vogea
mountains
«t—Without companion*
42—To tap 44—Hasty
<* —Pastime 47—014
4S flame as 44 hotlxontal
4ft—Southern state (ahbr.)
M— Hun g' d
44—Same «* 44 hnrlrontal
Exclamation of hesitation
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SOME LOVE AFFAIRS
A coin rail ltomao cgllcti his sweet
henrl the light of Ills life and she w-g*
rs black as the ace of apndps.
A vagabond lover told his dear one
that she looked good enough to **ut
and the heiress turned out to be Ills
I meal ticket e\*n after they were wed
I \n unsteady Inver keeled over at the
j thought of marrying on nothing so he
leaned on Die girl's father for sup
! port.
A poetical youth whose life had )
bpen n and one wrote sonnets to the j
girls he loved nutl at !.i*r he found |
that In- lines were cast in pleasant
idle es.
i
\n enthusiastic swain promised hls j
leer one that he'd gi'e her the whole
world after they were wed and he '
yu'r her an atlas whin she reminded |
him of It. I
Money invested
at 7f» doubles
itself in 10 years
THE man in working
clothes, planning to start
on the road of successful
investing, is just as welcome
in our office as the capi-
talist who has decided
that safety of principal is
his first consideration.
A good investment is one that
pays you a satisfactory rate of
return, regularly, without fail,
regardless of what happens to
“general business conditions.”
Our Investment Department
Will be Glad to See You
v
Oklahoma Gas and Electric Company
Southwestern Division
John T. Navlon, Mgr.
“You Should he One of Our Many Shareholders”
JicGnuc
KJNNY POLKS
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MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL
By Charles Sughrog
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Maher, T. W. The El Reno Daily Democrat (El Reno, Okla.), Vol. 34, No. 241, Ed. 1 Monday, October 19, 1925, newspaper, October 19, 1925; El Reno, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc908418/m1/2/: accessed June 12, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.