The Independent. (Cashion, Okla.), Vol. 12, No. 29, Ed. 1 Thursday, November 13, 1919 Page: 3 of 6
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The Independent
A. J. Garnett
Editor and Proprietor
Telephone No. 21
$1.00 The Year In Advance
Published *?"arv Thursday
laho-
lttaer ior transmission.
Oh, Hell!
If the simpering, snub-nosed, j
tight-skirted, tittering little nin- j
ny, who stuck her gum on the
seat in the Dixie Iheatie la*!
Thursday evening, and permitt- <
cd meto .it down on it, will call;
at my office in the Progress builu
ing, she can have the gum bac k
Ii is on the southern front of my
, r i. she can't get
I the gum off she can han ''l-
ln. *c. f n. Vvnne.
Mt. Zion News
w.uua tnouid de-
cide to go out on a strike within
the next thirty days.
"Usierbe" kaiser Bill s imp''r-
lo k- ike
j en
— kind,i dr"Op>
cent pictures.
pordinK
An Omaha man paid $30,000
for a hog. Must have bought it
,i shop.
.aoiher big rain Sunday, con-
sequently there was no Sunua>
at Mt. Zion.
The seven months old daught-
er of Mrs. ileulah Dean died in
Oklahoma City Monday, Nov. •'>
On Wednesday funeral services
were held at the home of Mr-'
Ida Long and the little form wa
lai a cv in Mt. Zion cemetery
RjV. . arney conducted the ser-
vices.
Mr. Berry White, of Wichita
Kansas, arrived Saturday for a
visit with his daughter, Mrs. T.
G. Abercrombie and family.
r?0y Garton is build ">g a new
.1' red'
G. II.
uepa ttd
I or heir new home at Clinton,
-i
Poor Company-
j„«\—Vou iiKlgf H'i'i "l:in
l>y the company that li«' 1.•■•'l'--
IlotfS—Why"
.lo.*-He'« the wnr.U-1, <■( Hie peni-
tentiary.
T .M'T
ths Obi qulty.
. ti «d 1 h ti liing"
.;ut >ti l \.' with olil
voij know, and
,,,, |,ei lie Invnrlahly
Hie ■ In' I; -ILI<1 tlio
I,, ,,r in, uM nmn >
Something.
i',. P:nl I wl h you'd
hun<lri"l.
It's .nil i u:e«ii- You'M
I v.-u'vi never made any-
I k I|i:irilnii, >ir.
, |;,.. kl OH TI « I 1 ''ItP^.
many Utile hou^elioii
her husband
Mrs. B.—Yes; even the fue*
«lie has all the brains
Other People's Money.
"I kuev. dun nmn wlu-n lie ilnlnl
have a ilollar lie could cull hN "
"Yes. Ho lm- gotten more nervo
about calling tilin g his own than he
Used to linvo
lltie 11. s a mi 1
W llil illllli H":
tin «im \ lsttnertii
ill* breath rn«
Epitaph.
11 pent;
«|.n
His Rival.
,u have lis
f.. d for
Vet y Likely.
j|„l —TI.. V-M-- i ll,/' ,in" !1
tM non. ii ooim.ll. .non of ;.m-
mini - -That ^ v roi.L'. Ill- " .0
f dortoi- I*'
to marry. Why -lont you do It. i
Mr. Kl-'em (gloomily): T an. • t. • | Holiday Variety.
I lr«t Writer- 1 !•• ' do > u U
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fsmsess.—
JOMETHXVO l,r\RNKO EVERT
PAY.
.ii uia mones in a wild-cat uiiiiio#
1
hud to mine f<
i.ln'i Ut.ou >iiu
tobacco
Second Writer—Awful.
you're ■•nil. 1.1112 transferi
Far Fioin Divine.
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1 n.ld:i>- ■ W. il. not it you ■ -u
I i,\ do language d • neighbor* ti-
till*
snvii* l.l-'i
At Rehearsal.
t , sii'.loi.- i horus. i rayV'
.. V.UH •' l,1U "
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CpY^1 ;?£; . ,h 9^'.; .*
ife^- • sAl
TO PK
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r i:l c \ m 111 ml A Profitable Eenefit.
j.m ii' j ri). . Act01. How did >0111 lieiiotit
SHE WAS TSOtJBLBD. | ennio nut, t'ld tPanl^J
Mrs. A.—Arc ynu rouhlrd much
in your neighborhood with borrow-
In
\l.
Niiy lie Sc
M i , ;ii 1.. v.-r;. b now,
, h. tin .'.I in mi
Mi Kill 1 i-1"' Hia| s ll" rcu"
,on wlij tlu clntt>lit< r la ao unslouf iw
luive 1 lie piixl burled.
it looks like the United
has been made safe for democrats
wuen a man oi that faith can re-
sign a postmastership and run
for congressman, get defeated
and have his old job handed
back to him—if be wants it.
S0M1HS TO
o nh\\(\ wo were
When we wew a u
told that rhe way ox the trans-
gressor is hard," but, now-a-dajs
it seems that the way of the
transgressor is filmdom and
serin 1 ptory route—for instance,
- Qt.arr, :,n(
Mrs, T.-—Yes, & g*oo 1 deal, .dy \
neighbors never stem to have a thing
T tea lit-
Rububt
4'lipid is a healthy pet,
Am ru8fc'''l n of olil.
He uoaru no clothes *?* '• •
He never catches ro.o.
<• —
She'd Bo III.
• "What Is I ho meaning of tbe verb
'to ptirchoso".'''
"Don't know, ma'am."
"Well, now, if your pnpn gave your
mamma S50 to buy a ne\y hat and
dress .what would s!\e cloV
"Send me after the doctor nui'nm.'
Kingfisher. Oklahoma, Kingfish-
er Hotel, Thursday, Novem-
ber 20th, for One Day
Only.
Hours; fJ A. M. to 6 P. M.
■. i>0C ;* SPECIALIST
r.ir organization
"and exqBrience in their Successful
Treatment of
THOUSANDS OF CASES Great Idea.
Offers Services Fre* of Charge Ernest-v^^ %mItiyg (whose n„,.„, .
The United Doctors is an organ- nccl(lcnrs caused by deer hunters I lender)-Alternoon tea,
nd Actor—FlrM rate. After I'<J ;
paid the expenses 1 found 1 was thro.'
laurel wreaths to the 1.
Light on a Daik Subject
Counsel—it was pitch j-.'* >-•'
xx 11. Then how o/ui.l .■ ••u
i,i :sone,, I would HI • I" '
Witness-< >li. very easily. >>"n l )«m
observe Hint lie l> lnntern-Jaw. d.
Record Was Known.
"I have something I want tn >ny in
vou alone.
••How can you say It to vm- alone
when you've said it to every girl you
know alreadyV
Political Gossip.
1 , in liivur hi u«i«"l 1'iiiids.
And what itid your opponent say
11, Unit. .',:a;el> >poUe in lavor of
ter read - That fellow la ft shreira,
Then He Said Good Niybt.
M,. i hull v I tore (1 i :45 p. in.) Omit
juii Uimw I eould sit by your side for-
• \ t* 1*.
\li,< rniiiim Hinlz—Well, in Ina
...„| Millns; it l"ol<s as though you
Intended to.
A G\l#£3.
School Teaoliei—Tommy ul.ut Is the
fein in in o ooriespondlng to tin- n.ascu-
nn i-i reputable, licensed phy-
dcians. They are all specialists
■ t^e 're^'tnent of certain uis-
o, >p- -tb' "r surgi-
,j |)ei , iona ut all ir-
«. stomach, intestines
shooting earh otlu r
Edith—What is it?
Ernest—Let only one man hunt at
a time
Pure Fiction Moctly.
j "1 roe Sellem, the tiaveling sales-
; man. ha? written a novei
spleen, j "i didn't know be had lniBglnatlon
umatisna, enough for that !"
1 "Tut-tut. H< ' beer, rr.fi. mgout 'T
pens? acpoujirs l« r 1. y<4ni
Too Much.
1, f!.,|,|i Do you think iluit Ml^si
riever was having fun with mo?
l)e Soft—Well, old cliap, {.'Ive mo
the details.
lie Sapp—You -ee, I bad my bull
, ;v t, i i-i, i wiib mo And 1 -aid (o her,
"That dug Iniows as nun h as I do. i
\i,,l she >:ih I. I'un't vim 1 hi lilt $4.50
it-. wio too nun Ii to pay for blniV
Sat Down Hard, Too.
The Englishman—11"' i|N r Between Actors.
.sets on British territoi'y. ^ | had a quarrel with
The American v-" but in ,i,is umrning and ilireat-
dess of Columbia did it twice, ti gh. ti
, s,.('nil,I \< tor Wasn't tli.-ro any one
Mtto i^o Voice , ,
First Vocal Teaober -Aiv v..u eelil r--' 1," V. tor Yes. Tnv uii.lerstudy.
vating Mi- Oofi-uxV voice/ (
Hecond Vocal Teacher- No, h.-r
irautfiMHtlon.
Le:-., men tell us
Li'ui the word "Editor" means
something "to eat." In the Ok-
lahoma vernacular its meaning
in altogether different.
The man who gets mad at what
the home paper says about him
should return thanks three times
a day for what the editor knows
about him and surpresse-.
The 'cracker-box' switch boai d
owned By the Southern Bell
, i a, goirte, tape-worm, leg j pen
ulcers and all long standing, eeep | . ++++.H,+++^.H.
seated diseases. Many years ex-I ( H
perience. The complete record ^.,^,..^.4.t m^^ ^ Wes. l'lu ne'10
of thousands of cases successfully , £
. i. i. u J •< ♦- -> o t V n rl Q 1 4*
cesstuiiy , r ,
treated prove that their methods |t (JfOODl6 S
are right. They were among the 1 J
first to emi the name | SIlOP
• BI.00D1F.SS SUROF.ONS" , t
Each staff member has at his con. j J Strictly Up-tO-datC
l__ 1„,1rrr O ti fl T" O S 011 1'- I & , V -.
Electric Lights
Electric Clippers
Electric Fan
xXx
d Cold Baths
EjWVU r>taiL iuw.W ^ v
mand the knowledge and rcsour- U
ces of the organization. Many . |
people suffer from diseases that j ^
can be alleviated just because they j |
cannot afford to go to high price- f
Specialists and Hospitals at along j J
distance from their home.
community has a sufficient num-i|
a-. it,icc fliepflses !
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owned By the Sout.nwes^m bM suffering from these diseases t
Telephone Company, and ' i to support special hospitals for;
which they expect their operat- {r tr#fttment and cure> The..,
ora to give service to Cashion su - United Doctors have solved their
acrlbers, i9 still on th job and " ^ highly trained
the service? Oh'.what's the I
use?
Gasoline Kerosene I,i::in.f Oil.i
I Iran, Shorts, Chop, Cotton Seed
Meal, ('oiton Seed < 'ahf
and Field Seeds
Truck Delivery Ser \ i "
Your Patronage Solicited
HOG AN OIL COc
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Hot an
LsoSGobble, P«>p. |
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problem. Their highly tia.ncd ( H a t H h * * ;
Specialists go to cach community
and will advise a proper coutse ut j
treatment for the sufferers and in | ^
n. of living9—ves, rath • struct them how to take care o ^
-7z, M:
meat sliced• pan. We I this visit. It costs nothing. If
buy vegatableaJn til _ • -.r„r. ble be will give
sell the egg to huy gaRolin • ^1^ advJce may sUy and re.
ar^sf srsrs,
Fresh and Salt Meats
. Fish and Oysters in Season
We Specialize in supplying Public Sale Lunches
Pi ion k 2
Hiahest Prices I'aid for Hides and 1 urs
Cashion Meat Market
CHAS. HELMS, PROPRIETOR
er
* * * ***** * ********♦
Store Thorn 4 Residence Phone Of. i
Chastain Btos.
Undertakers and Knibaltners
, r Aiw rTlno^ He -treading
Your Old OcSings mm
can bo repair*! so that thoy will Rive yon many
more miles of service. With my now vnlronii-
ing outfit 1 i-an do this work lor J"".
Work guaranteed . L. TURNER •
worK
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Garnett, A. J. The Independent. (Cashion, Okla.), Vol. 12, No. 29, Ed. 1 Thursday, November 13, 1919, newspaper, November 13, 1919; (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc107483/m1/3/: accessed May 6, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.