The Dover News. (Dover, Okla.), Vol. 12, No. 51, Ed. 1 Thursday, February 27, 1913 Page: 7 of 8
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it on havin«
The Stewart
Ball Bearing
Clipping Machine
It turn, eaiiler. clip, faster and
closer and alay* sharp longer
"" ther «leaiare all Ale
lit from solid i n 11
They are en ^ tmm c/%
<>t.Tte<t and ® / 2£
II little frto /
n.little wear Han • feet of new
«wr runnlrw fleslhle Ml.aft
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machine guaranteed to pl<
CHICAGO FLEXIBLE SHAFT CO.
Wells and Ohio Sts. CHICAGO, ILL.
Write foreoiupl.te new catalogue nhowlnv world'-
•arjreet and moat modern line iif home clipping and
sharp ■hoarlntf niaehlnea. mailed free on requMt.
Constipation
Vanishes Forever
Prompt Relief—Permanent Cure
CARTER'S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS never
fail. Purely vegeta
ble — act surely
but gently on
the liver.
Btop after
dinner dis-
tress—cure
Indigestion,'
improve the complexion, brighten the eyes.
SMAI.I, PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE.
Genuine must bear Signature
Carters
ITTLE
f>ills
Has To.
"Do you really believe In this home
rule business?"
"Of course I do. Ain't I married?*
I.ADIK8 CAN WEAR SHOES
ne size smaller after usIhr Allen's Foot-
lase, the Antiseptic powder to be shaken in-
0 the shoes. It makes tight or new shoes
pel easy. Gives rest and comfort. Refuse
institutes. For FREE trial package, ad-
rcss Allen S. Olmsted. Le Hoy, N. Y. Ailv.
Its Style.
"The child actress in that piece haf
part which fits her like a glove."
"Yes, so to speak, a kid glove."
His Limit.
Pridegroom—My darling, I feel now
( will be the better man.
Pride—But you can't bo the best
man.
Crusty.
"Your hair is falling out," said the
barber.
"Yes," replied the crusty customer.
"You see my skull is so hard that It
can't fall in."
Loyal to Her Teacher.
Sunday School Teacher—Yes, chil-
dren, the Lord made everybody.
Small Girl—Did he make you,
teacher?
Teacher—Yes; he made me, too.
Small Girl—And he's got nothin' to
be ashamed of, either.
When the Sun Will Die.
It may be said unqualifiedly that
the sun, like every other thing con-
nected with the present order, will
finally cease to be what it is today.
The time will most surely come when
the sun will have ceased to throw off
light and heat. Ixmg before that hap-
pens, however, the earth and other
planets will have become "dead
worfds," like the moon—no life of any
sort upon them. It has been calcu-
lated that the sun will cease to throw
out its heat somewhere about seven
million years from now.
Ready
Cooked
Meals
are rapidly growing in pop-
ular favor.
Post
Toasties
served either with cream or
good milk, or preserved fruit,
make a most appetizing dish
for breakfast, dinner, or sup-
per.
These delicious toasted
flaky bits of white corn have
a delicate taste that is very
pleasing at this time of year.
PostToastiesare economi-
cal, make less work for the
busy housewife t.nd please
everyone at the table.
"The Memory Lingers"
Sold by Grocers everywhere
Post am Oeresl Co., Ltd.,
Battle Creek, Mich.
"WINED" HIS AFFINITY
AMERICAN DIPLOMAT TOOK PITY
ON THE SPHINX.
Spent Much Good Money on Cham.
pagne to Quench Her Thirst, and
His Reward Consisted In
Being "Fired."
"That recent escapade of the Brit-
ish ollicial who poured a libation ot
sacrilegious wine down the back of
a sacred image in Hindustan recalls a
somewhat similar incident that in-
volved one of our own-diplomats back
in the restless days of the seventies,"
said a veteran official of the Btate de-
partment. "lie was a young fellow,
the favorite nephew of a statesman
of national prominence, and he turned
that statesman's hair prematurely
gray with his wild vagaries.
"Ben, for we'll call the young fellow
by that name, was a man of most va-
grant mind and versatile bibulosities.
His uncle, pardoning all his Bohemian
obliquities, launched him forth time
and again on many a promising ven-
ture in this line or that, but ever Ben
came floating home on a high tide of
alcohol. At length the statesman,
seeking to sober him by the burden of
responsibility, gave him a long lecture
—and the consulship to Cairo. Ben
took the pledge, took a drink and took
the first, boat for the land of the Pha-
raohs.
"He was of a most romantic nature,
smothered heretofore under the stern
practicalities of American life, but,
moistened by subtle liquors and nour-
ished by the Egyptian stars glinting
their soft images in the waters of the
age-old Nile, it bourgeoned forth and
throve amain. It was his wont—when
loaded to the Plimsoil mark With what
the genial Horace might have termed
"Old Falernian'—to wander beyond the
Bacred river, and, crossing the inter-
vening sands, sit for hours in silent
communion with the Sphinx. Here he
felt he had met his affinity at last.
"One afternoon, while deeply
wrapped in one of these affinity Quaker
meetings with his stony lady love, the
thought was suddenly borne In upon
him that, after sitting out there for
countless ages on the dry and hot and
dusty desert, the old girl must have a
most appalling thirst.
"Forthwith he hied him back to
Cairo, purchased half a dozen cases
of the best champagne from Sheperd,
loaded them upon a camel and, hiring
a fellah, as assistant barkeep, so to
speak, betook himself and his wine
back through the soft Egyptian night
to the sand-swept paws of his silent
sweetheart.
"Arrived, he and the deckhand of
his ship of the desert broke open the
cases, loaded themselves down with
their tontents, and, clambering upon
the head of the aged female, poured
144 bottles of wine down her neck!
Having accomplished this act of favor
for the idol of his heart, Ben returned
to Cairo and slept the slumber of the
peaceful hearted.
"Now, all this romantic adventure,
VOICED ALL THEIR THOUGHTS
Office Bey the Only One of the Crowd
of "Mourners'* Who Was Truth-
ful in Hit Speech.
The treasurer of the bank was dead
Word had just been received over the
telepfone. It was shortly after busi
ne*s hours, and as if by common con-
sent, all of the employed gathered
together in a little group.
"I feel as though 1 had lost a broth
er," said the assistant treasurer.
"I shall never get over it," added
the cashier.
"It makes me sick," whispered the
paying teller.
"It is very, very terrible," murmured
the receiving teller.
"I shall think about it all night,"
remarked the bookkeeper.
"It's awful—awful!" said the clerks.
There was a moment's silence, then
the errand boy spoke.
"I wonder who'll get the Job?" he
chirped
Everybody gave an involuntary
start. The errand boy had been
mind reader.—Puck.
Don't
carat
off You
If you have catarrh and arc ncglecting it—you arc doing a
great wrong to yourself. In time it w ill undermine your
whole constitution. You cannot begin too soon the work of
shaking it ofF. Doesn't require any great effort. Begin today.
: tC.'F;
Zi'y"
/■
In the Day of the Billionaire.
A brilliant New York lawyer said
at a dinner at the I^otus club apropos
of certain trust magnates:
"Thanks to watered stock—and wa
tered stock is criminal abroad—these
men are indeed rich beyond the
dreams of avarice.
"If the watering of stock is nllowed
to keep on we'll hear our billionaires
talking like this some day:
"'Hullo! There goes Jones In his
300 horsepower car. l)o you know
him?"
"'Do I know him! Do I know
Jones! Why, man alive. Jones and I
were struggling young millionaires to-
gether!'"—New York Times. *
HANDS CRACKED AND BLED
St Clair, Mo.—"My trouble began
about fifteen years ago. It was what
some claimed eczema. The form the
disease worked under was a breaking
out with watery blisters on my hands
which would then dry and scale, and
then would follow the trouble of
cracking and bleeding, also Itching
and hurting. My hands were disfig-
ured at the time, and sore. The trou-
ble was very annoying, and disturbed
my sleep. This last February it was
ever so much worse than before. I
did not do all my work on account of
the condition ol' my hands. I could
not put ihem In water without mak-
ing them worse. I tried a lot of home
remedies, also salves and liniments
that claimed to be a cure for the
trouble, but I did not obtain a cure.
"At last I saw the advertisement for
Cuticura Soap and Ointment. I sent
for a Bample. I thought they would
cure, so I sent for a fifty-cent box of
Cuticura Ointment and some Cuti-
cura Soap. A doctor advised me to
keep ahead with the Cuticura Soap
and Ointment and they cured mo com-
pletely. No trace of the trouble re-
mains." (Signed) Mrs. Mary Taylor,
Mar. 29, 1912.
"I Feel Uke > New
Woman "
_mrs. r.kmj. tiufts, of Tort
IW.er, Ont , Bo* SC. writ**:
'I bavs bsen a rtrat sufferer
for yenri fruin tl.nutt tfouhle,
Cntmrrh, indigestion, femala
troubles, Uoulmg. const .patton
•nd nervousness ut ti phis i
would be In bed, then ablw to
be up uusin. Yt ss under many
different doctors* rare, and
Wi>uld get butter for • little
wlnls, tn*Q 1 would go down
with chronic iallam rust ion sll
through me. For nineteen
years 1 had thin poltsn in my
blood. After trying nearly
everything I got wone. 1 read
In 1 lie l'etijile's Cormnon Seni-e
M-di. sl Adviser of l>r 1'ierve *
Ci >lden Mediral I>im*ove-y a d
l>r. Sage's Catarrh lUrne.lv.
1 have taken the * Colden Misti-
cal Discovery' and Vleaaaut
Pellets,' snd hsve uned flva
bot • s of I>r SMge'n < 'atan ti
Remedy. I am now a) le to da
my work snd walk witn pirns*
Ore. I fe l like a new woman.
1 enjoy evervthintf srouml ma
and thank God fur letting ma
livfl long enough to And soma-
thuig LUatuiauoujeauiiaguiu.-
Medics? discovery
■ mmmmmi mi m —— — —m————— .«
has a curative effect upon all mucous surfaces, and hence
removes catarrh. In Nasal Catarrh it is well to cleanse the
passages with Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy while using the
"Discovery" as a constitutional remedy.
Why the "Golden Medical Discovery"eradicates catarrhal
affections, of the stomach, bowels, bladder and other pelvic
organs, will he plain to you if you will read a booklet of
extracts from the writings of eminent medical authorities
endorsing its ingredients and explaining their curative proper-
ties. It is mailed free on request.
"The "Discovery" has been put up and sold in its liquid form for over
40 years and has u'vcn ure.it satisfaction. Now it can he obtained of medicine
dealers in tablet form as well. A trial box sent prepaid for 50 onc-cc;. s:ainps.
Address Dr. Pierce's Invalids Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y.
Dr.Pifn // Pleasant Pellets rofjulfito antl ntrentrtheii Stomnch, Uvcr
and Bovf^is. Ai«int nature a tittle, now and then, with a learchit.j
fluiu yet geulio calluu tic, «u*J ihcreLy avoid inauy dioeutioi.
WHY INCUBATOR CHICKS DIE
SAD-LOOKING MAN SCORED
VEFiY FALSE.
His "Bluff" Worked, and as a Conse-
quence the Laborers Went Hun-
gry Through the Afternoon.
A sad looking man entered the
[ shanty w here the workmen were eat-
| ing their lunches, lie was holding a
red can
"lley, fellers," he saluted them.
J "look at this can o' powder I picked
up outside. I've a mind to blow me-
self up."
I "Aw, cut out that stuff and beat it
out of here," ordered the foreman.
The man looked around, then
walked deliberately over to the stove,
opened the door and thrust the can
inside.
There was a yell of dismay and In
a moment the shanty was empty.
Ten minutes later the runaways re-
| turned. The can was lying harmlessly
on (he fire and the sad looking man
was gone. So were their lunch pails.
yjfy-i.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
worthy of a Knight of the Round Table] j throughout the world. Sample of each
might have been blown out into the ' 're®, with 32 p. Skin Book. Address
desert upon the winds had not certain
inquisitive busybodies about the lobby
of Sheperd's hotel at Cairo learned the
sentimental story and brought it back
to America, where it reached, the offi-
cial ears of the state department. Of-
ficials of that day were an uncouth lot,
with an atrophied sense of romance
and poesy, and they recalled Ren with
a celerity that in these days of swift-
ness is denominated as 'getting fired.
The sudden blow and the rude sepa-
ration from the scenes amid which his
poetic soul had blossomed out into
that last wild act of love, broke Ren's
heart, and, always anxious for an ex-
cuse, he spent the remainder of his
days In deep drink.
"Hut," concluded the official, "ac-
cording to the report on the matter,
Hen is the only man that ever bought
the Sphinx a drink."
post-card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston."
Adv.
Had None to Spare.
There was a miners' picnic at Butte
one Sunday. One of the features was
a tug-of-war between a team of Irish
miners and a team of Slovaks.
The Slovaks were winning and the
Irishmen dropped the rope and began
to fight. It was a good fight. One
brawny Irishman had an opponent
down and was pounding him at his
j leisure, when a friend came along.
"Gimme a belt
friend.
"Gwan," replied the other
get one for yourself."
him," said the
But the New Milkman Wasn't New.
A woman on Linwood boulevard de-
cided not long since to discharge her
milkman because of the inferior qual-
ity of milk he had been bringing and
she happened to tell a friend about it
over the phone. Thinking to help her
out, the friend told her they had a
good milkman and she would tell him
to stop and see her if she wished.
"Wait a minute," she said suddenly.
"I think I hear him on the back porch
right now."
Presently she came back to the
phone and asked for the exact street
number of the house that she might
give It. to the man, and after a sec-
ond's silence, the woman holding the
receiver heard a startled exclamation
at the other end of the line.
"I gave him your name and ad-
dress," she said, laughing, "and hs
says he has been bringing you milk
for three years. What shall I tell
him?"
"Oh," gasped the friend, "just tell
him he Is fired."—Kansas City Star.
Growers Shipping Broom Corn.
Ab the price offered for Broom Corn at
shipping points is below the cost of pro-
duction many growers are refusing to
sell and instead are shipping their corn to
COYNE BROS., 160 W. SOUTH WATER
ST., CHICAGO. The financial responsi-
bility of this firm exceeds one hundred
thousand dollars. Growers should corro-
sfond with them. Adv.
Queen Victoria Detested Tobacco.
The number of hmoking rooms now
distributed over Windsor castle
would considerably astonish Queen
Victoria, could she but see them. Her
late majesty could never bring herself
to do more than tolerate the weed in
any form, and the smoking room was
always relegated to a very distant
part of her various residences. Nor
were the guests permitted to solace
themselves with a quiet smoke in
their own apartments, as on their ar-
rival they were specially warned not
to do so.
Dangerous Talk.
"Mother, 1 wish you wouldn't men-
tion dishwashing when George is call-
ing on me"
"Why not, Indeed?"
"I don't like it. It sounds common."
"Common, eh? We have to eat,
don't we?"
"And George knows we eat and
use dishes?"
"That's very true."
"And George also knows that dishes
have to he washed, therefore some-
body has to wash them?"
"But, mother—«"
"What now?"
"If you keep on talking about It
George may discover that you make
father wash them, and he may think
the same thing is coming to him if
he should propose to me."—Detroit
Kree Press.
Not Unlikely.
"Well, my boy," said the visitor to
Hobby, "1 suppose some day you ex-
pect to step into your father's shoes?"
"Oh, I suppose so," said Hobby,
gloomily. "I been wearin' out every-
thin' else he wears since mother learn-
ed how to cut 'em down for me."—
Harper's Weekly.
First Chorus Girl—What do you
think of that report about her hair?
Second Chorus Girl—False.
Up-to-Date Finance.
Thomas W. Lawson said the other
day of a scandalous financial deal.
"These people traded on popular ig-
norance. They were like Calhoun
Clay, who opened a bank In Nola
Chucky.
"All the colored people around Nola
Chucky deposited their savings in t'al
houn's bank, and Cal soon began to
wear, instead of cowhide boots and
jeans, patent leathers and broadcloth.
"Then, one day, Wash White called
at the bank and said:
"I'd like for to draw out my
money, sail.'
"'Your money?' paid the banker,
lighting a ten-cent cigar.
"'Yes, sail; my $10.'
" 'Your $10?'
"'Yes, my $10 what 1 'posited last
summer.'
"'Why, man alive!' shouted Hanker
Calhoun Clay angrily, 'don't you know
the interest done et that up three
months ago?"'
ouick rflifp
fvt iroiibies
There's full weight
Guaranteed in every packaga
LIPTOSrS
TEA
Sold in airtight tins only
Saskatchewan
Your
Opportunity
is NOW
In the Province of
Saskatchewan,
Western Canada
'* yon do«iro to got a
..''H"" "'"dof I on
\< Itl'.N >f tliut wh: i
known Wheat land? 9
I f lied .ml iik ruoro lluillod ?
is valuable.
U IHMIIKT.H
flKrI "".TV r" ' "''V open.-,I up for
w,!jl ' M-tt i'ui. in, „nd Intci Uiine rHll-
HiSlvfi S". \Ln!" ,v '"II It. Til©
imlbo no U C"UJ" wtl, n
.rt'iii llomentenriliig
Prospective Customer.
| Small Girl—Teacher, did you
I the Lord makes babies, too?
Sunday School Teacher—Yes.
i deed.
J Small Girl—About how much does
I he charge for one, 'cause I want a
baby brother awful bad.
saj
in-
Not in Sight.
Ilokus— Do you think we shall ever
have universal peace?
Pokus—Not so long as women con-
tinue to play bridge for stakes.
I'll.i:s ci iti:n in n to 14 iiays
1 "" II I A/.U (iint-
Ml NT fuilh (o cure iinv of Hcliina itiind
iileed.iitf or i'rotrudiriK Pilot, iu G to 14 days.' 6ye. '
Usually when a girl nioets a man
she likes on the street by accident it
isn't an accident at all.
. un.j JUhltiMll «
• SMJncroB
land left.
A Hwlft Current, SaKkntrhewnn.
farmer wrlt.s I
1 (Jill) w'rVi' MrU rrh ,!'"1 wUl' uhoul
tl.UUO worth of hn. ses an | marhln-
*h. Today I
t . ..eat MX) acres
..rid Hlucres of flm."
bad for si* >. ,rs, h„tonly nn In-
tuit inuy bo done In
inada In Manitoba,
hi or Alborta.
Mai ,-u„,i„^'i<uru,;^.:rrs,ure'
O. A. COOK,
125 W. Sifi STREET, KANSAS CITY, M0,
Oinndlun Agpnt, or
- "re , , S'V •''"inf ofidoiit. of
•titration, ot(hwu,<s «<i*.
HaskaU'bev
" BSNDSER
rTHl 81ST QUALM V Hj
oTkil:li!S';CI6AR always beliabi.!'.
of this
desiring to
^ buy anything
advertised in its columns should
insist upon having what they ask for,
refusing ail substitutes or imitations.
Brocaded Waistcoat.
The ever-increasing vogue of bro-
caded goods for women's wear has
evidently brought about a demand for
the same materials for men's waist-
coats.
I noticed a rather startling vest
with the rose design. The material
was Chinese velvet, and pieces of it
were displayed near the made up
model. This fabrics is a ribbed stuff,
which looks much like tapestry. A
large rose with stem and foliage was
woven on both sideB of the garment,
In Bubdued shades of green and
heather.—Paris correspondence Men's
Wear.
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children, and see that it
Bears the
Signature of
In Use For Over 3o'YearsT
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
PSJRBCleani
PARKER'S {
HA!.? BALSASS I
ie« snd bouitlflec U.o ha't a
Falls to Iloatoro OrsjJ
Hair to Its Youthful Color. «
Prevents hair fall in*.
— """ i
He Knew the Kind.
The guide, in referring to the Egyp-
tian pyramids, remarked:
"It took hundreds of years to build
them."
"Then it was a government job—
eh?" replied the wealthy contractor.
—Youth's Companion.
Some Measure of Love Important.
It is best to love wisely, no doubt,
but to love foolishly is better than
not to be able to love at all.—Thack-
eray.
Many a great man has exclusive
knowledge of the fact.
Not Informed.
"What do you think of the war?"
"What war?"
"The war In Tripoli."
"I really can't say. I haven't seen
any of the filmB."
Apology.
"You called me a dog, Blr"
"Oh, no! Some dogs are very fine
creatures. I called you a cur."
CONSTIPATION
Munyon's Paw-Paw
Pillsare unlike alloth-
er laxatives or cathar
tics. They coax the
liver into activity by
gentle methods, they
do not scour; they do
not gripe; they do not
weaken; but they do
start all the secretions
of the liver and stom-
ach in a way that soon
puts these organs in a Acorn
healthy condition and — -
corrects constipation. Munyon's Paw-Paw 01*311(1
Pills are a tonic to the stomach, liver and
nerves. They invigorate instead of weaken;
thev enrich the hlofiH instp^rl nf imnnuf>r. I t,l,r lld8 Heed of Field, Garden and Flower
iney enncn me Diooa instead or impover- Poll|tryand Bee Supplies, and other Talu-
ishing it; they enable the stomach to get all Information. Hons ltrothurH Seed !Ioum«,
the nourishment from food that is put into j 830
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