The New Advance (Oklahoma City, Okla.), Vol. 1, No. 12, Ed. 1 Friday, December 15, 1922 Page: 4 of 20
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THE NEW ADVANCF
LUCKIER THAN HR KNliW.
A young man from the city got
permission from a Maine farmer to
tiunt on his land, and during the
day he got rather close to the home
grounds. At dusk he met the
farmer, who remarked, “Had pretty
good luck, eh!"
“Well, no," said the young man,
hesitatingly. “I haven't had any
luck at all."
“Oh, yes, you have,” roplied the
firmer. “This morning you Just
missed my best cow." — Boston
Transcript.
ONCE IS ENOUGH.
It’s Just ns well that we can’t
live our lives over again. We might
not make the same mistakes, but
we would make many others we
avoided the first time by sheer
luck, rather than discretion.—Bir-
mingham Age-Herald.
OUR TOUCHY HELP.
Mistress—You needn’t get angry,
Bridget. I merely asked you to try
and not snore so loud nights.
Bridget—it’s interferin' ye are
wid what 1 do outside mo workin’
hours, an' I’ll not stand it—Boston
Transcript.
THE WRONG NUMBER.
The motorist telephoned frantic-
ally for assistance. “I’ve turned
turle," he shouted.
“Wrong place. Apply at the
aquarium," was the cool answer.—
Boston Transcript
LIMITED CAMPAIGN EXPENSE
“Are you a student of political
economy?"
“No." replied Senator Sorghum.
“A candidate doesn’t have to study
economy these days. It’s forced
on him."—Washington Star.
TO BE DEMONSTRATED.
"Now that you two are one," be-
gan the vicar.
"Which one?" asked the demure
bride.
“Ah,” said the vicar, who was a
married man. “You must find that
out for yourselves."—London Daily
News.
THAT’S ENOUGH.
"Did you remove the price marks
from all the presents before you
wrapped them up, Henry?”
“No, dear. Only from the Inex-
pensive ones.”—Life.
S. O.'S. B. T. D. P. D. Q.—-J. «4.
A Kansas man visiting In Florida
got so warm that he decided to tele-
graph his wife for his lightweight un-
derwear, so he sent th*» following:
“S. O. 8. B. V. D. P. D. Q.“—M. S.,
W. Thirtieth.
PALACE
Reserved Seats, 30 cts
The Home of Polite Burlesque
NOW PLAYING THRU SATURDAY
Feature Picture
Wm, (Bill) Fairbanks and All-Star Cast in
“A WESTERN DEMON”
HC6AN& SHULTZ in “The Flappers’ Jamboree”
COMING
SUNDAY
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Feature Picture
CHARLES RAY in
•45 MINUTES FROM BROADWAY”
Ilogau and Shultz
and Company
■—In —
“The Devil’s
Compact”
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“The Better
Man Wins”
—A semi-western low
story with action, thii‘1?
and human emotions.
“SPEED”
The
thriU-a-minute semi
with
Chas. HuUhi^m
SUNDAY — MONDAY
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HAROLD LLOYD COMEDY
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TUESDAY
WEDNESDAY
—The story of the inside
workings of the police
department.
“In TLe
Name Of
The Law”
With an All
Star Cast
EDUCATIONAL
COMEDY
NEWS
THURSDAY
ALICE
LAKE
—in-
Woman’s
An
Educational
Drama
TOPICS OF THE DAY
SPORT REVIEW
AESOP’S FABLES
COMEDY
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Johnson, Edward H. The New Advance (Oklahoma City, Okla.), Vol. 1, No. 12, Ed. 1 Friday, December 15, 1922, newspaper, December 15, 1922; (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc936691/m1/4/?q=%22United+States%22: accessed June 12, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.