The Gotebo Gazette. (Gotebo, Okla.), Vol. 11, No. 13, Ed. 1 Friday, November 3, 1911 Page: 3 of 5
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First Hobo—There's one thing to
my credit.
Second Hobo—What's that?
First Hobo—Nobody can say that I
•rer threw cold water on anything.
THE TRUTH ABOUT BLUING.
Talk No. 6.
No thoughtful person uses liquid
blue. Half cent's worth of blue, t
Urge bottle filled with water and th«
delusion Is complete.
Always buy RED CROSS BALL
BLUE. It's all blue. Nothing but
blue. Makes beautiful white clothe*
like new. ASK YOUR GROCER.
The Facetious Farmer.
"I am an actor out of work. Can
you give me employment on your
farm?"
"I can. But a day on a farm la
bo 20-minute sketch."
"I understand that."
"All right. Yonder is your room.
When you hear a horn toot about
4 a. m. that's your cue."
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORLA, a safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children, and see that it
Bears the
Signature of _
In Use For Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Caston*
8ilence.
Ball—What is silence?
Hall—The college yell of the school
of experience.—Harper's Bazar.
He that is taught to live upon little
ewes more to his father's wisdom than
be that has a great deal left him doea
to his father's care.—Penn.
HIS world which clouds thy
soul with doubt
Ii but it carpet Inside out.
It's when we view those shreds and
ends.
We know not what the whole Intend*;
So when on earth things look but odd.
They're working out tome scheme of
God.
What now seem random strokes, will
there
In order and 'design appear.
Then shall we praise what here we
spurned*
For then the carpet shall be turned.
—Metropolitan Ufa.
SOUPS FOR COOL EVENINGS.
When the main meal Is taken at
noon there Is no dish at night that
"goes to the spot" like a nice hot dish
of soup. Cream soups are appropriate
for this meal and they are legion, so
that all tastes may be gratified
Cocoanut Soup.—This is one that is
so perfectly delicious that the trouble
of preparation will be swallowed with
the first taste Cook two pounds of
veal bones In two quarts of water put
over them cold When reduced to one
quart add the grated meat (or meat
put through a meat chopper) of one
cocoanut and cook a half hour; strain
and add the milk of the nut and a
pint of cream. Reheat and thicken
with a tablespoonful each of flour and
butter cooked together Season with
salt, pepper and a little onion juice
and. just as ready to serve, pour over
two slightly beaten eggs.
Queen Victoria's Favorile Soup.—
Remove the fat from one quart of
water in which a fowl has been cook-
ed. Season with salt, pepper, onion
Juice and celery salt. Mash the yolks
of three hard-cooked eggs, mix witH
half a cup of bread crumbs soaked in
a little milk until soft. Chop the white
meat of the chicken until fine as meal
and stlr.lt Into the egg and bread
paste. Add a pint of hot cream slowly,
then added to the chicken liquor. Boil
five minutes, add more salt^nd. If too
thick, more cream; if too thin, add
more crumbs. It should be a puree
A fine soup may be made of the wing
tips and bones of a turkey left from
dinner.
The tough ends of steak, with a few
bones, will make another good-flavored
soup.
A SERIOUS ERROR.
Many a caae of kidney disease haft
proven fatal because the aymptomft
were not recognized. If you suffer
with backache or bladder Irregulari-
ties, follow the ad-
vice of Mrs. H. S.
Woods. 619 11th
St., Aurora, Nebr.
Says Mrs. Woods:
"I was In a criti-
cal condttlon. My
feet and ankles
were so swollen
with dropsy, I
wjuld not wear
irty shoes. Four-
teen weeks prior to taking IJoan's
Kidney Pills, I' was confined to bed
practically helpless. They made me
feel like a new woman and soon I was
doing my work the same as ever."
"When Your Back Is Lame, Re-
member the Name—DOAN'S." :>0c a
box at all stores. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y.
NOT SYMPATHETIC.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put
up 40 years ago. They regulate and invig-
orate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugars
eoaied tiny granules.
In this world one must be a little
too kind to be kind enough—Marl-
vaux.
Mrs. Wtnsiow's Soothing Syrup for Cblldrea
teething, softens the iruus, reduces Inflamma-
linn, allays puia, cures wind colic, 25c a bottle.
We are more apt to regret the thing*
we haven't done than those we have.
\JHE KEYSTONEj
TO HEALTH
IS
[HOSTETTER'SI
1 STOMACH 1
BITTERS
WAIL OF MODERN BENEDICT
Adaptation That Alma to Set Forth
the Trial* and Trlbulatlona
That Beset Life.
1. My wife is my bosB, I shall not
2.yShe^ aketh me lie down behind
the bed when the swell company
comes, and she leadeth me behind her
up Main street.
3. She restoreth my pocketbook
after she has spent all Its contents on
hobble skirts and theater tickets, and
she leadeth me up the main aisle of
church for her new hat's sake.
4. Yea, though I walk more than
half the night through dark rooms
with a crying baby, I will get no rest,
for she is behind me; her broomstick
and her hatpin they do everything
else but comfort me.
5. She prepareth a cold snack for
me, then maketh a beeiine for an aid
society supper. She anolnteth my
head with the rolling pin occasional-
ly. My arms runneth over with bun-
dles before she is half done her shop-
ping.
6. Surely her dressmaker's and milli-
nery bills shall follow me all the days
of my life and I will dwell in the
house of my wife forever.—Exchange.
Toasting the Teachers.
There was a meeting of the new
teachers and the old. It was a aort of
love feast, reception or whatever you
call it. Anyhow, all the teachers got
together and pretended they didn't
have a care In the world. After the
eats were et*the symposlarch proposed
a toast:
"Long Live Our Teachers!"
It was drank enthusiastically. One
of the new teachers was called on to
respond. He modestly accepted. His
answer was:
"What on?"
Loss of Appetite
Is loss of vitality, vigor or tone, and la
often a forerunner of prostrating dis-
ease.
It is serious and especially so to pe
pie that must keep up and doing or get
behindhand.
The best medicine to take for it is the
great constitutional remedy
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Which purifies and enriches the blood
and builds up the whole system.
Get it today in usual liquid form ot
chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs.
It's what a woman
that worries her.
doesn't know
DEFIANCE STARCH rrr
A
of the great lessons of life
Is to learn not to do what one
likes, but to like what one does.
-Hugh Click.
IDEAS THAT HELP.
Stomach Out
of Order?
Bowels Weak?
TAKE A COURSE OF
THE BITTERS
At Oace It Will Do Tea Good
Splendid Crops
la Saskatchewan (Wssttrn Canada
800 Buahule from20acres
•f wheat w«t the thresher a
return from • Lloyo-
| mu ster farm in the
I season of 1910. Many
I field* in that as well ss
■ other districts yte.d-
|ed from 15 to 35 bu-
J ahels of wheat to the
I acre. Other grain* in
I proportion.
UIIE WOflTS
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HOMESTEAD IAI*DS
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EEriiSSSSES
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The silver mesh bags, fan chains,
lorgnette and watch chains may be
cleaned by first soaking them in a lit-
tle alcohol and then rubbing with dry
chamois.
Never allow silver to stand over
night without washing, after being
used. Wash in soapsuds and rub dry
before putting away.
Here Is a dainty little dessert that
will delight the small people and the
older ones will not refuse it:
Grape Tarts.—Remove the pulp from
well-washed grapes and put the skins
in another dish. Cook the pulp until
the seeds can be easily removed by
straining through a colander. The
skins need longer cooking to make
them tender. Put all together and
cook with a little sugar to sweeten.
Fill tart shells with the mixture and
serve cold with whipped cream.
Many like those filled with the un-
cooked grapes, removing the seeds.
When drawing threads for hem-
stitching rub the goods where the
threads are to be drawn with a pieco
of soap. The thread will slip out
much easier.
A dainty and delicious salad: Have
muskmelons and fill with the fruit cut
in small cubes, garnish with green
grapes or cherries and serve with
French dressing
Cheese EB9S.—Orate a quarter of a
pound of cheese into a saucepan, sot it
on the stove, season with a little
chopped parsley, butter, pepper and
salt, then add a half dor.en eggs slight
ly beaten. Stir constantly until creamy
and serve at once.
Broiled Chopped Steak.—Take a
piece of the upper part of the round,
put it through the meat chopper, sea
son with salt, pepper, onion juice, and
put It on a dinner plate; flatten out un
t!l about an Inch thick, then turn onto
a greased broiler and cook over coals
or under the gas flame Steak cookeC
in this way ts entirely beyond the fried
article In flavor and digestibility
White Mountain Soup.—To a tea-
| spoonful of cooked rice add three ta-
blespooufuls of grated cheese and a
' cupful of vegetable stock (liquor re
I malning from cooked peas or cab
bagel Ad a pint and a half of milk
salt and pepper to taste When hot
1 pour over the white of an egg thai
has been beaten until stiff This egg
nay be used as a garnish on the top
of the soup if desired
Buy One. Anyway.
I "Buy a Bower lor your wile. ■ -"
' "Haven't one"
-For your sweetheart"
-Haven't one"
-for your best girt, then
"Haven't one'
"Bite* *ou re eo lucky, tbee at least
Bay one lor yowaell .--FUeteaOe
Blatter
The Hospital Doctor—What did the
farmer say when you fell out of his
barn and broke your arm?
Tramp—Didn't say nothin'. He
wuz too busy fc-laughin'.
BABY'S TERRIBLE SUFFERING
"When my baby was six months old,
his body was completely covered with
large sores that seemed to itch and
burn, and cause terrible suffering.
The eruption began in pimples which
would open and run, making large
sores. His hair came out and finger
nails fell off, and the sores were over
the entire body, causing little or no
sleep for baby or myself. Great scabs
would come off when I removed his
shirt.
"We tried a great many remedies,
but nothing would help him, till a
friend Induced me to try the Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. I used the Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointnent but a short
time before I could see that he was
improving, and in six weeks' time he
was entirely cured. He had suffered
about six weeks before we tried the
Cuticura Soap and Ointment, although
we had tried several other things, and
doctors, too. 1 think the Cuticura Rem-
edies will do all that is claimed for
them, and a great deal more."
(Signed) Mrs. Noble Tubman, Dodson,
Mont.. Jan. 28, 1911. Although Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment are sold by
druggists and dealers everywhere, a
sample of each, with 32-page book,
will be mailed free on application to
"Cuticura," Dept. 18 K, Boston.
Ruskin Pitied Americans.
It Is not only the half million
bricks of Tattershall that have been
numbered for trans-shipment across
the Atlantic. Ruskin, when he was a
boy, pitied the Americans for being
so unhappy as ^o live in a country
that has no castles. They will have a
castle now, and no nation likes to
be pitied. But the other importation,
made by, Mrs. Gardner as an addition
to her Italian villa near Boston, was
that of an entire chapel as it stands,
with all Its interior furnishings, even
to the half-burned candles in the al-
tar. The monks who served the
chapel had been scattered by the
strong hand of the law, and the
building was to be devoted to the
pick ax. The courageous American
lady had it packed up in a Venetian
hill country, where It stood, and car-
ried down piecemeal and embarked.
London Chronicle.
Weak Heart
Klroot (
The
sit). Queen'•"root
Mandrake root'
In a scientific '
Many people suffer from weak hearts. They may experi-
ence shortness of breath on exertion, pain over the heart,
or dizzy feelings, oppressed breathing after meals or their
eyes become blurred, their heart is not sufficiently strong
to pump blood to the extremities, ond they have cold handa
and feet, or poor appetite because of weakened blood supply
to the stomach. A heart tonic and alterative should be taken
which has no bad after-effect. Such ia Dr. Pieroe'a Goldea
Medical Discovery, erhich contains no dangerous narcotise
nor alcohol.
Dents, as attested under oath, are Stone root (CaMoBonlm OuuOm
Jiviiivt , r.nldoit Ool rnnt (Hvd
'SanzuiaarUt cZrienilt). Uoldcn Seal root (Hyrfras«s
ot (Stilling!* Sylvatlca), Black Cherrybarii«"■
>it (Podophyllum Pciuturn),"with txlptereflnej
laboratory in a way that no drugglat could imitate.
in a scientific wvuia^i; •• -
This tonic contains no alcohol to shrink up the red blood corpuwlct; bat, O®
the other hand, it increases their number and they become roundandhealthy.
It helps the humsn system in the constant manufacture of rich, red blood.lt
helps the stomach to assimilate or take up the proper elements from the food,
thereby helping digestion and curing dyspepsia, heart-burn "dm^y uncom-
fortable symptoms, stops excessive tissue waste in convalescence
for the run-down, anaemic, thin-blooded people, tb* tftAW*
and vitalizing. Stick to this safe and sane remedy, i
medicines offered by the druggist who is looking!^. -------- - ~nnrf~
but Dr. Pierce's Golden Medica'. Discovery will do you half aa much good., _
e, the " Discovery " la refreshing
sdy, and refuse all" just as good'
Ling for a larger profit. Nothing
will do you
PINKEYE
DISTEMPER
CATARRHAL FEVER
AND ALL NOSE
AND THROAT DISEASES
Cures the sick and acta mm a pi*venllTe for otheiw. IiqnMlflven "
the tonarue. Safe for brood mares and all others. Best kidney remedy ,W
cents ami $1.00 bottle; tt.00 and 110.00 the down. Sold by alI arotllWs
and horse goods houses, or scut express paid, by the manufacture™.
SPOHN MEDICAL CO* Chemists, GOSHEN, INDIANA
Astonished the "Cop."
Police Lieutenant "Barney" Keleher
always has a new story to tell.
"Two of our 'finest' were walking
along Broadway not so long ago," be-
gan the lieutenant, unfolding his latest
offering, "and their attention was at-
tracted to the bronze figure of an ape
standing upright In the window of a
large Jewelry store.
"'What kind of an animal Is that
supposed to be?' asked one -of the
other.
" 'You surprise me with your thick-
ness,' returned the second cop
That's' a gorilla. Never hear of them
before?
"'Sure, and I read about them in
the histories,' he answered. 'My, what
a lot of damage they did during the
Civil war! How did a general ever
make those things mind him?'"—New
York Sun.
s For a Cold
J the doctor prescribes a gentle purgative, or bowel and
d liver cleanser, to free your blood from the poisons that
# cause the trouble. He realizes that cleanliness, inside
• the body, is necessary for health, and prescribes a
2 laxative the first thing.
Sj At the start of any sort of an ailment, from a
S common cold to the more dangerous diseases and _
# fevers, a safe and reliable treatment, always, is •
• Thedford's Black-Draught There are really very •
• few diseases that would not be benefited or relieved g
* by the use of this great liver medicine—
BLack-draugHT
Synonyms.
The French Canadiau always lias
trouble with the aspirate "th." At a
debating club in the Province of Que-
bec members were required to draw
a slip from a hat and debate upon
the subject they received. A young
countryman arose.
"1 have drew the word 'bat.' I must
told you dere Is two, tree different
kind of bat. Dere Is de bat wot you
play de baseball wit, de bat wot fly in
de air at night and also de bat where
you take de swim."—Success Maga-
zine.
Literary Criticism.
They were discussing a certain au-
thoress at dinner, and a well-known
critic raised a laugh by remarking: i
"Well, her hair's red, even if her .
books are not."
The mild young man in the corner ,
made a mental note of the sally for fu-
ture use. and at another party shortly |
afterward he carefully guided the con !
versation into lfterary channels, Tit- j
Bits informs its readers. Fortunately,
some one mentioned the desired name,
and he triumphantly cried out: "Well,
she's got red hair, even If her books >
haven't!"
A Change of Opinion.
"Talk Is cheap." chuckled the poll- i
tlclan with the telephone frank in his
pocket.
Arter talking $20 worth, he pulled ,
out his frank and found it had ex-
pired. "By heck!" he muttered rue-
fully. "that guy was right when he '
said that 'Silence is golden.'"—Judge.
Mrs. G. Nussbaum, of New Orleans, La., says:
J "In the winter, I had the measles and then the grip,
5 which left me in a bad state. I could not rest, day
S or night, and could not eat much, as I could not keep
0 it on my stomach. I was almost crazy. They
# thought I was going to die. At last I took Thedford's
• Black-Draught, and now I weigh more than I ever
9 did before, and feel like a new woman." Pleasant
2 and simple to take. Gentle but certain in action.
Try it Sold everywhere. Price 25 cents. Cca 4
Luck.
Bragg—Bah! Luck Is bui the prod-
uct of care anu diligence.
Waggs—Yes. An old friend of mine
had a swamp which he couldn't get
rid of, and!" by a great deal of care
and diligence, a railroad was run right
through the middle of it and now my
friends Is a rich man —Life
TO DK.VK.nT MAtARIA
Take the Olil Standard UHU\ lASTKLfc>i
C1UL1, TONIC. Toil know *hat you ari> taking.
The lunnnla is plainly prlnt.d on cirery tx.uli*. i
thorn nit H is titnply yulnfnn and. ltvn in a tuu-lrai
l,.rro. and th<- ni. f.1 ' fl. ctual form lor gto«n
1 people and children. HI ccul*.
! The one way to help a worthless
man along is to administer a swift
i kick in the proper place.
Small Circulation.
Shopman—Here Is a very nice thing
lu revolving bookcases, madam.
Mrs. Newrlch—Oh. are those revolv-
ing bookcases? I thought they called
them circulating libraries—Christian
Regis) er.
Up to Date.
"I notice that young Doctor Curein
uses autohynosis In his practice?"
"Of course he does. Didn't ynu know
be specializes in motor nerves?"
Thowwn-l* < t country people know the
v W of lT-imlin* Wi.-urd Oil. th best
familv medicine in on*e cf •crident or
unMeti illnr - For the safety of jour
family buy a hottle aw.
He that doth a base thing In seal
for his friends bantu the golden thread
that ties their hearts together—Jere-
my Taylor.
Some men are so small that
I cent cigar looks big to them.
five
W. L. DOUGLAS
•2.50, *3.00, *3.50 & *4.00 SHOES
Men and Women wear WJLDouflaa shoes
because they are the best shoes produced in
this country for the price. Insist upea hav-
ing them. Take no other make.
THE STANDARD OF QUALITY
FOR OVER 3Q YEARS
The assurance that goes with an estab-
lished reputation is youi assurance in buying
W. L Douglas shoes.
If I could take you into my large (adories
at Brockton. Mass., and show you. how
carefully W.LDouglas shoes are made, you
would then understand why they are war*
ranted to hold their shape, fit better and
wear longer than any other makefor the price
CAHTtnN Th* *,naln* ti*« W. L Douglas
UHU1IUW name and prtee stamp*! oa bottom _
If yon cannot obtain W. L. Douglas shoes la ONE
BA.I* Inmi arri>• f .r flliAda aant iliraat AS IM
Too many homes have all the mod-
I ern inconveniences.
_ , tain W. U Douglas shoes In ONE PAIR of my HOTS' •*,or
our town, write for catalog. Shoes seat direct I3.no SHOKH win positively oatasaf
from f*4-t..rv to wearer, all < har?e prepaid. W.t. TWO PAIRS of ordinary txija*ahosft
DVUOU8. 144 Spark 8U. Brocktou. r*
?rn iiin inriiiriiirf. . .
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
A Jolt to Romance.
"Hubby, you have a lock of my
hair, baven'i you?"
"Next my heart."
• See If you can match it In some
puffs when you go downtown.."
CHRISTMAS POST CARDS FREE
1c ftlanp for five of «y wry choic-
est feoWft BmtN«wd Cbrl lmm* ixl N#w Tear
lards; fceavttfal wlwri a ad loveliest destfna.
an rwt cars aeb. 31 Jacksua 8L. Ibpefca. Eaew
j Prudent men lock op their motive®.
j letting familiars have a key to their
We alway respect the opinions of a I hearts as to their gardens.—Shea-
man who keeps them to himself. | stftne.
The Missouri and North Arkansas R. H Co.
"NORTH ARKANSAS LINE"
Traversing Missouri and Arkansas from Joplin. Ma. the center of the great *tnc and
lead mining industries, through Neasho to Seiigman. the famous Strawberry, Cantaloupe.
Cora and Wheat country, through the Oiarb in the midst of which is Eoreu
into the rolling prairies and spring branch country of Northern Arkansas, with its Appw
and Teach orcliards, its stock. Dairying and Mining posubilit.es, through vast st retcb«
of Timber lands into the Cotton and Rice country in the alluvial valley lands of Eastera
Arkansas, to Helena. Ark-, the future head of deep water navigation oa the Mimusspph
Every mile of the line offers investments for the Home-maker lad Maaufactwrer.
Farm lands range in price along the line from five to Chirtv-fivw dollars per acrw
Timber lands from four to fifteen dollars per acre. Thousands of acres are sill op-
to entry and caa be had for the asking Write today for descriptive literature.
C. D. Whitney, Traffic Manager, Eureka Springs,
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