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OKLAHOMA LEADER
Work and Waste
By OSCAR AMKRINGER
Imagine a people, half of whom devote their time, labor,:
energy and ability to producing the good things of life, while
the other half is spending its time, labor, energy and ability
fighting over the things produced by the other half.
Imagine, further, that fighting over the products of labor
is much more lucrative than production itself and that conse-
quently more and more of the producers are going over to
the fighters.
Now, do some more imagining and imagine that the ever-
swelling host of fighters is finally absorbing so much of the
product of labor that there it not enough left to feed the pro-
ducers.
What kind of an arrangement would you call that, broth-
er? Crazy? Oh, no. Thit is business. Legal, legitimate, rec-
ognized business as conducted in every civilized (?) country
the world over.
  •*•••••
There is a tidal drift of workers from productive occu-
pations into the more lucrative field of commercial combat.
Between 1870 and 1910 the persons engaged in commercial
activity increased 240 per cent, while those engaged in pro-
ducing food and clothing decreased 85 per cent. Those occu-
pations which are purely combative, such as salesmen, in-
creased 42G per cent.
As a direct result of the increase in the commercial fight-
ing army and the corresponding reduction in the number of
producers, the cost of doing business is steadily going up. For
this vast array of combatants must live and their living must
of necessity be deducted from the share of the producer.
We have too many business men, middle men and wasting
men, with the result that of every dolar spent by the con-
sumer today only 49.6 cents goes for the cost of producing
what he buys. The other 60.4 cents arc wasted in the com-
mercial combat.
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To illustrate the social waste of this system of commer-
cial combat, or competition, let us examine the business struc-
ture of a city like Springfield.
Springfield has 60,000 population. There are 237 grocery
stores in Springfield—that is one grocery for every 210 inhab-
itants. Then there are 61 retail meat markets, 44 drug stores,
4 retail coal dealers, 50 coal mining companies and ONE POST
OFFICE. The last named does not belong in the field of com-
mercial combat and is only mentioned as a gentle reminder
tending to show that if one post ollice can deliver the mail
of our city, groceries, meats, bread, drugs and coal could be
delivered by a somewhat similar and efficient method.
*********
Here, then, is waste. The system is decidedly too top
heavy. There are too many grocery stores, druggists, meat
markets and—coal companies. The cost of competition, that
is, the cost of combat (the cost of fighting) is too high. And
especially is this true in the case of coal.
Why in the name of business sagacity, efficiency, horse
sense and whatnot should there be fifty coal companies in
Springfield—or, for that matter, in Illinois?
People do not buy coal because somebody wants to sell
it. They buy it because they must have it. Moreover, they
never buy more than they need and that irrespective of how
many coal companies' staffs and salesmen may hang around
this or any other city.
Coal is dug out of the ground by miners and not scraped
off skyscrapers by stenographers. All the clerical staffs and
sales forces on earth can rot sell an ounce more of coal than
is burned.
Then talk about "too many miners!"
***••*•*•
President Ludlow, of the American Institute of Mining
Engineers, recently made the statement that coal mines in-
creased from 5,700 in 1914 to 11,000 in 1921.
Why this over-development of mines when, as we are
told, coal mining is a losing proposition? And from where,
let us ask, did the money come from to establish nearly five
thousand new mines in seven years?
Did it come from the profits made my the operators in
those blessed war years? Do they represent some of those
two thousand per cent dividends of which Mr. McAdoo was
talking? Or were these holes sunk to sink those profits so
the government might not get its share of the excess profits
tax?
All these are questions we leave to the operators and
their newspaper lackeys to answer.
The fact is that there are too many mines, mining com-
panies, office staffs, salesmen, stores, banks, office buildings,
advertisers, middle men, duplication men and wasting men.
The cost of doing business is sapping the strength of our
nation.
In the field of production we are.becoming more and more
scientific and on the field of distribution more and more an-
archistic.
Fewer producers produce more than ever and an ever-
Increasing horde of business combatants waste more than ever.
Half of the wealth cheated by labor is wasted in com-
petitive business while the wasters shout their heads off yell-
ing "work cheaper, work more, produce more, so that we
auii' compete more, fight more, waste more"
But aren't there too many miners, too?
No, not so long as .here are people shivering in the icy
blast of winter for lack of coal. Not so long as farmers are
burning food for fuel.
There never will be too many miners any more than there
ever will be too many carpenters, tailors, farmers or fiddle
makers.
The desires of men for life, health, happiness, comfort,
security, art and luxury are unlimited. The time will never
come when men have more than they want. In proof thereof,
we offer tht horrible example of our own billionaires.
However, if the incredible should happen, if at some
far distant day men sh.uld produce more than they are ca-
pable of enjoying, then let us hope that by that time they
will have sense enough to lay off working and go fishing.
Moral: A flea bitten dog may scratch three shifts per
day without pay and yet be starving.
From the Rank and File
Letters and Resolutions From Miners
TEN <.ooi> \\ \ VN TO Hill'
HI \k IT vol It ORGANIZATION.
1. Do not come to any meetings
2. If it looks like rain do not
even think of coming.
3 If an important questions Is to
be decided at. one of your meet-
ings and a fine is to be placed on
you for not attending, imagine
it can not be done Find all the
-excuses you can for not coming.
When you are excused spend all
that evening playing cards, pool or
else take In a show.
4. II un Important question Is to
be decided at one of your meetings
and you have managel to get there,
should the chairman ask you for
your opinion on the question, tell
him you have none. After the meet-
ing is over tell everybody how It
should hiive been done.
6. Do not consider the welfare of
your fellow-workmen; think of none
but yourself; refuse to serve on any
committee; dodge all the responsi-
bility you can, then tell everybody
you see that your local Is run by it
clique or gang.
6. Never read a constitution or
contract, but tell your local offi-
cials what can and what can not be
done.
7. If you hear a criticism of a
local official, or that he Is crooked,
believe It, regardless of who tells
you. Then add a whole lot more
to it yourself and tell everybody
you see that so-and-so did not give
you a square deal, or that he Is
crooked.
8. If you know nothing about the
finances of your local, never try to
find out. Imagine all dues are kept
in the local treasury and whenever
you want to borrow some money
that it ought to be given to you as
we have about a million dollars in
the treasury.
that the side that is in favor of the
machine.
The ttaine machine controlled our
last International Convention The
district officials, or a majority of
them, sustained the action of the
International officials, but they did
not vote the sentiment of the rank;
and file of the districts they were
elected to represent. They merely
voted with the machine of which
they are a part. And I, for one, 1
am tired of the machine rule which
exists in the Mine Workers at pres-
ent.
We have but very few officials in v^,tn
our organization at present who put' once
working at employment that
thould be done by union men.
(Signed) E. A. Armstrong.
Involution
Whereas, the above condition bas J
been called to the attention of Local !
Cnlon 2259 and the membership of :
Rockefeller and Gary interests on
our public schools.
"We were determined that the peo-
ple should ride for a 5-cent fare, as
provided in solemn contract. Prompt-
ly* the traction interests saw to It
I that a state transit commission was
| appointed and put in power in an
I. i 2'Jij' realize that the lilted Finanrial OrtnniK Mpn- apparent endeavor to thwart our ef-
odyb rilMllUdl ULlUpU^ IVieil torta lM IIII)tell the people from or-
ganized for the purpose of protect- 1-"' n"
lng the producer, those who work in
the mines and not the operators.
aces Control By People
ploitotlon.
I "We made changes in the person
Dramatically nel of the police department to break
out any progressive' ideas for th
benefit of th«- rank and file of the
organization. The majority qf them
are what I would call conference
and confidence men. They seem to
enjoy meeting the operators and
gaining a small concession which
will gain for them the confidence
of the rank and file they represent.
Thereby they think they have as-
sured themselves of re-election, that
they have held the Mine Workers
together and their job and pay is
sure for another two years.
Let a man like Howat, who be-
CHICAGO. March 31       |H   __ ___
Therefore. Re it Resolved, that we portraying what he declared to be j the underground link which con-
record as demand<ng that all tne greatest menace to our republic,! nected that department with vice
Mayor John F. Hylan of New York and gambling crowds and some of
City in a two hour speech before the newspapers of the city."
the Knights of < olumbus banquet' Broke Dock Monopoly.
here, denounced "the invisible gov- "We not only broke the monopoly
ernment which like a giant octupus, of the dock trust, but built more
sprawls its slimy length over city, .locks and developed the Port of New
York In three years to a greater ex-
tent than it had been developed in
forty years before. The cry imme-
diately went out that we must have
a port authority, and a port authori-
ty was put over on 11s, the head of
which is Mr. Outerbridge. an Eng-
lishman by lineage whose sympa-
thies are in line with English Inter-
ests."
pit bosses, mine engineers, and coal
operators be excluded from mem-
bership in our organization.
Be it Furthr Resolved, that we
demand that any officer of the I".
M. W. of A. admitting such persons
to membership, upon conviction.
xpelled from office at
James Kstes.
< barley Shanks,
John Kerr.
Resolutions Committee.
Henryetta Okla.
NEW FARM BULLETINS
ANNOUNCED BY U. S.
state and nation."
| "To depart from mere generallza-
j tions, let me say that at the head of
this octupus are the Rockefeller
Standard Oil interests and a small
group of powerful banking houses
generally referred to as the interna-
tional bankers.
Mamlanl Oil Mapped.
"The Rockefeller interests control
the Standard Oil Company, a corpo-
  ration composed of several hundred
Followin gare a number of free j associated and affiliated concerns
bulletins furnished by the United i transacting a combined business of
States Department of Agriculture, j more than $3.000,000,0O0 a year. The
    Washington. I), c. By addressing Standard Oil Hag floats over a fleet
lleves In"actfonTmake one move this department and designating the of ocean-going vessels larger In num-1 from the next room.
contrary to the machine and they bulletin wanted they will be sent ber and tonnage than the United 1 'Heape." cried old Headley. "that
are ready to throw him and 10,000 free of charge. 'Suites navy and the pennant of fool of an office boy of ours has
of his fellows, who have proven Farmers' Bulletin 181. Pruning; Standard Oil is followed and sup-1 fallen In love with my pretty sec-
themselves in the past to be true 4 lo. Spraying Peaces for the Control j ported by the flag of the United | retary.
union men. out of the organization, of Brown Rot and Curculio; 450,; States all over the world. "I'm sorry, sir
\ IILKSSIM. IN lUStil lST.
Mr. Headley rubbed his hands
gleefully. "Mr. Heape!" he called.
rMr. Heape, his assistant, came in
They will stoop to anything to re- Some Facts About Malaria; 474, Use
move men like that, call them con- ,,( paint on the Karui; U0J), Hird
tract breakers, anything else. Houses and How to Build Them; 710,
But what about the operators of yrldge Grafting; 739, Cutworms—
West Virginia. Washington and
orado—are they contract breakers?
And what action did John L. take
against them*' There are thousands
of cases in the miners* organization
where the operators violated their
contracts. We worked on pending
settlement and I am sorry to say
Control in Corn and Other Crops;
896. Rats and Mice; 932, Rodent
Pests on the Farm; 948, the Rag Doll
Seed Tester; 959, the Spotted Garden
what shall I do?
"The little coterie of powerful in- 1 Eire the boy?
ternational bankers virtually run i "Never! 1 hope he remains true to
the United States government for ''Of- f*r the first time since lies
their own selfish purposes. They
practically control both parties,
write political platforms, make cats-
paws of party leaders, use leading
men of private organizations and re-
Expect' those you elect when |lhe maJori,T of ,hem are 81111 pend~
9.
you give them, a case to settle
whether you have a good case or
not, to win It. If they lose it and
Ing.
I'astratlng and Docking
and Earworm Diseases
I have read hundreds of resolu
tions condemning our International ^®Stable My; 1102, The
President John I I>>wis for bus Crow and Its Relation to Agrlcul-
rr AuS,ure; 11,)9. sr^-sr U3i
have^ won°u"'P Ju(Ike ^Z/ZZZ','' St:.."', BrXrTl
not^now 'the?* bu*Ine « 00111 and "° - -V DiMricoT jCorn'
10 Fndftrmino trmir faiin*  rrvrL- unjustly and there Isn't the least, Department Circular 36, I se of
man if he has hatter nr nii™ '!otibt in my mind that if the power poultry club Products; 48, The Club
irn you vUate the Jcom™ n tak'n f">m Kln« Le,vl, Member* Horn, Vegetable Garden;
every way you can lr it benefits "nd a rcft'r,,m,um vo,e "f ,h0 nink 21°. Dispersion of the Doll Weevil in
h . ... J . beneBU and file taken that Alex Howat ami i9o,
« w .. . a"y one August Dorchy would be re-instate. I J  
else just so It pleases you. Do ev- ,,. „ K,_  'r«tv
erythln,. and anything right or yBut how are we going (o brim , ThV     " •
wrong: forget that others live be- nh„" . ^ Inatutenicnt ' lewis du,ld a m<'a8Ure 1,1 Parliament pro-
sides yourself and then curse your I ^T' th*lrt more offlce bold- v,dlns f"r the "PP"1"""*'"' "f throe
organization and all Its officers h.- ; ' „ "hig coun,rj. don't allow reso-i "rl,ilrat0Vs whose duties hail be to
cause conditions are bad and never ! , bother>'htln. acllons  '•' in the ^ttlement of disputes be-
think that maybe you have helped hacklnK up resolutions will put bin, tween employers and employes in
Slug: 957. The Control of European sort to every device to place in noin-
Foulbrood; 1045. Laying Out Field ! inatlon for high public offlce only
for Tractor Plowing; 1065, The Flat- | such candidates as will be amenable
Headed Apple Tree Borer; 1085, Hog to the dictates of corrupt big busi-
Llce and Hog Mange; 1096, Frost ness.
and the Prevention of Damage from Seek Centralized Control.
"They connive at centralization of
government on the theory that a
small group of hand-picked, prl-
Lambs; vately controlled individuals i n
to make them so,
Peter Orant, President 4645.
U. M. W. of A., Peoria III.
FROM KI.EENIU KN, WYOMING.
Editor Leader:—I have been a
close reader of the Kansas contro-
versy. I have read some seven or
eight labor and political papers that
are fair to the working man in gen-
eral and not one of them has up-
held International President John L.
Lewis in the action he took against
Alexander Howat and August Dorchy
and the miners of District 14. The
"kept press" and the United Mine
Workers' Journal have sustained
Lewis and his followers in their
action and I am sorry that the Mine
Workers' Journal is the only so-
called labor paper that reaches a
great number of the members of the
U. M. W. of A. It isn't any wonder
that they are led astray from the
true facts of a controversy when a
labor paper like the Mine Workers'
Journal is controlled, and can give
only one side of a question—and
have al- 1175, Better Seed Corn; 1176, Root, [power can be more easily handled
than a larger group among whom
there will most likely be men sin-
cerely interested in public welfare.
"These self-seeking interests feared
me, and with good reason. You may
be interested to know that when I
entered upon my first term as
mayor the city administration
started in to break the strangle-hold
which the traction interests had on
the city government, the denizens of
the underworld on the police depart-
ment, the railroad and shipping in-
terests, particularly the British, on
the Port of New York, and the
thinking. Brothers, I am tired of |Par' the country.
King rule. That kind of rule is for
the benefit of the King only not the
masses. Yours for a better day. I
william mcclain.
L. U. 2742, Kleenburn, Wyo. j
LETTUCE SALAD SECRETS
OPERATORS \ND Ml Mill IIS
Lettuce growing is becoming a sci-
ence, since this best of all salad veg-
eetables has become a staple article
The following affidavit was print- | (>f diet, and is in the market 365 day
ed in the Leader recently: of the year. Commercially, the head
I, E. A. Armstrong, of lawful age, lettuce has almost displaced the old-
and first being duly sworn, on my er leaf varieties, but the home gar-
oath depose and say: That I am a lener knows that leaf lettuce is the
resident of Frontenac. Kansas. That earliest of all and just as finely fla-
I am an employee of the Dean and vored and tender as the big cabbage
Reliance Coal Company, and that varieties. It is also the first lettuce
upon inquiry I have received the to mature for table use, so a small
following information: That Peter planting of a good leaf variety is ad-
Wacher and John and Fred Dittman visable to give a crop before the
both and each of them are owners head varieties are ready to cut.
and operators of said coal company Romaine or cos lettuce is making
employing between 70 and 80 men. a very successful bid for home «ar-
Both of them are charter members ; den popularity. It is much easier
of the Local Union organized under ((o grow than the head lettuces, es-
the provisional government of this pecially after the weather is warm,
district that took charge of said j
mine, and further, that they an
FAIRY#,
orin ne
An Answer to Several Letters.
DO you remember when I told you Kt'out the time Mr. Seal traveled
and traveled to reach the Knd-of-the-Karth It took him twice ;i>-
ns long aa It would have taken any one else because, as he has
no f*et. he cannot walk, but has to shuffle and drag himself
along on his tail flappers.
I have had several letters from readers asking what the difference Is
between Seals, Walrus and Sea Lions.
To begin with, there are two kinds of Seals—the Hair Seal and the F'ir
Seal, and It Is this latter one that is so persistently hunted for Its beautiful,
valuable fur. The Hair Real differs from the Fur Seal, as far as skin
covering is concerned. In having no thick coating of fur under the long outer
hair.
Sea Lions, which are very large, are often wrongly called S~a Bears
The Sea Lion Ih n /inb-otary. while the Sea Brar Is ;i )u< '-tar> belonging
to a apeclflcally different group. In uplte of their formidable appearance
Sea Lions are timid creatures, easily led and as f-aslly driven even t v such
trivial means an threatening them with waving flags and spreal umbrellas.
They are hunted for their oil and other body products, and not for fur.
As for Walrus, though related to the grrnt Seal family they are very-
different, being bull-like in form and extremely clumsy. While young they
are clothed In faded brown fur. but. losing thin as they grow, the older ones
are almost naked Their greatest pride lies In a pair of enormous iv- ry
tusks, while, strange to say, the tusks of the female are much longer than
those of the mole They dig with these for clams and mollusks (though
they also eat seaweed), and these are used aa well for climbing over the Ice
covered rocks and as weapons of defense.
The whole Seal family is distantly related to the Hear As far as their
life habits are concerned. Seals, Sea Lions and Walrus live in very much
the same way. Perhaps you remember what Mr. Seal told Stella long, long
ago when he went to see her with the wish tucked away down In his old
Seal heart to be very brave Do you remember hln reason '
Well. I'll tell you. Mr. Seal then said to our little Wishing Falr> "We
old family Seals keep our wives (for we have more than one) on c-h.isen Ice
ground, and then a lot of craiy young boy Seals who v ant to p.ay and
fight and tussle, because they haven't sense enough to do anything else,
suddenly come along. They are so full of spirits that they i-hang*' all our
peace and quiet into a perfect riot and try to break up our families, and
w« old fellows feel a little out of it. 1 want to be awfully strong so as to
be able to protect ray family."
Although spending most of their time In the sea. once a year all the
bulls pick out guarded positions on land, and it is a matter of jealousy,
pride and much fighting foi each to try to induce the greatest number of
cows (as Mrs. Seal Is called) to share each special province. The young
bulls are called bachelors, and these, whose lovely fu - has as yet not become
battle scarred by
many seasons of
fierce fights, are the
ones most hunted for
their pelts.
Tups, as the young
of Seals. Sea Lions
and Walrus are
called, have a very
hurd babyhood, for.
oddly enough. Instead
of Instinctively tak-
ing to their future
watery home, they
have to be severely
taught to swim by
their mothers—I say
severely, because
there is nothing gen-
tle or tender In ihotc
swimming lessons!
The backward and
stupid are left to
shift for themselves ^ .
or diet
  Copyright, 1922.
HEAD
WWffi
easily assisted by tying the tips of
the leaves together lightly. It ma-
tures quickly.
Sowings of leaf, head and cos let-
tuce give a good succession.
The real way to get head lettuce
that will really head and the only
way is to start the plants either in-
doors or in a hotbed or cold frame,
when the weather will not permit
planting in the open and have the
plants growing along to transplant
as soon as the weather permits.
Lettuce can be grown in the open
ground for the greater part of the
winter In many portions of the South
and in others with a cold frame pro-
tection it can be kept going all win-
ter. Seedlings can be raised ready
to set out in late February or March.
Head lettuce gives gardeners a
been here he's alwaays handy when
want him."—K. c. Star.
TODAY'S EVENTS t
Pius ^1., the new pontiff, is sixty-
five years old today.
The Virgin Islands, formerly the
Danish West Indies, today round out
five years under the American flag.
Maj. Gen. William G. Haan, prom-
inent among the American com-
manders in the World War, goes on
the retired list of the U. S. Army
today.
Former Congressman Robert L.
Henry is to open his campaign for
the United States Senatorial nomin-
ation in Texas with a meeting to-
night in his home city of Waco.
Frank A. Vanderlip, A. C. Bedford
and other eminent American finan-
ciers and industrial leaders are to*
attend a meeting of the Internation-
al chamber of Commerce at Paria
today.
Republicans and Democrats of
Minnesota are to hold their State
conventions today, the former In St.
Paul and the latter in Minneapolis,
to indorse candidates for office and
formulate the party platforms.
Barring an eleventh-hour agreo-
■ • be one ofl)
the greatest industrial strikes in
America will be inaugurated today,
when the miners in both the anthra-
cite and bituminous fields through-
out the United States and Western
Canada quit work with the expir-
ation of the present two-year wag«
scale.
A plan has originated in Australia
for the formation of a gigantic world
wide co-operative wheat marketing
organization which would eventual!}
control the crops of the United
States, Canada and Australia.
THE LISTENING POST
^ By Walter Trumbull f
Copyright, 1922, by The Neiv York Herald.
GEESE.
The geese are flying North.
From lands of flowers.
Palms and soft winds
They journey through the hours.
Outlined against the sky
We see them, dots
l.fd by a drak«. g
In wedge formation fly.
There. Jar above, they game
On streams and pools
All filled with ice.
They're flying North- dam tools!
ROOKIES.
Most of the big ltague clubs carry \ doien or so recruits with them t 
Iheir training camps Every one of these youngsters has been picked by
Rome capable judge of baseball players Every one has done something to
distinguish himself during the preceding season. They are the.ablest of
the miners Yet. few of them stick.
John McGraw always has said that it takes a couple of years on thsrf
bench to properly season a man for fast company. Most managers are oC
his opinion Generally, It is not until age tips the balance against expert-*
ence that youth gets its chance. Once In a while some newcomer, such a*
Frlsch, breaks into the batting order from the start, but such cases ar«j
rare. i
  «
THE SEASON'S CROP.
This season there are a number of likely looking tjrospects. but we ar 
told that most of them need further polishing before they can hope to shine
as big league stars. Ralph Shlnners of the Giants may be one of the year's
finds and win himself a regular place in the outfield. Walter Hammond may
possibly win a place in the Cleveland Infield. Earl Adams, late of Syracuse,
may stick with the Cardinals. In most cases the regulars will be back «s,
he Job.
IAfe is just a bit of chaff,
Just a smile und sigh.
J st a joke at which toe laugh
So hard we want to cry.
they drill the seeds into the soil and
leave them too thick In the rows un-
til they are so far advanced in growth
the thinning does no good. Trans-
planting Is most essential as the
check to the growth seems to thicken
up the plant and start it on its way
to a head. When transplanting, after
three or four leaves have been made,
cut off half of them, that is snip the
tifcs of the leaves for about half their
length.
Lettuce must have heavily fertil-
! ized ground and the highest standard
; of cultivation. The plants must be
kept cultivated and growing at top
speed. Water should be supplied
when a dry spell impends. If the
ground is rich, well tilled, the plants,
i given a distance of at least six inches
iin.l it is fully us delicate1. In fart., ;lpart tn ,h„ rows nrter transplanting
many pei.plc esteem it more highly nnd k,p, weu cultivated, there is no
[or its tenderness. j reason why any gardener shouldn't
The leaves, being long and narrow, have reasonably good head lettuce,
i n d growing upright, naturally The great problem in lettuce growing i
blanch the heart and this process is i is to keep it growing without a check. 1
J0I1 Y BUFF.
When Johnny Buff first won his title the attractive thing about him waj
that he appeared to be a champion who was willing to defend It against all
great lot of trouble, largely because i comers. But the longer a man wears a champion's crown the more attached
be seems to become to it. He is hypnotized by Its glitter until he oomes to
value It so that he keeps it in the safe. There are several likely oppone* s for
Tuff any time he cares to meet them.
GREB AND DUNDEE. *
Two men who seem to have the hearts of champions are Greb and Dun-
dee Yet even Dundee doesn't appear to be any too wdlllng to risk that odd
weight championship which he holds. But hp at least will fight at any « M
iveight And Greb seems willing to get into the ring writh anybody fr^ ^
Dempsey down. He should make a real champion, although if y* I
title he might grow to be as cautious as the others. We alway ^ I
Flynn'« description of himself: "Holds no titles, but can lick the m I
The mind can store all memories, they say.
F:ach passing day a new found treasure brings.
Why not? 8ince to make room it throws away
A mass of broken and forgotten things.
They say that the Athletics hare a ringer for Honus Wagner in the p«r-
■on of Ollis Fuhrmaa, h catcher If he Is a ringer for the Flying Dutchman
they had better move him out to short.
The ultimate regret is expressed by average persons over not being abls
I to do something which they could do if they really wanted to do It.
lust as many people never waste an opportunity to waste an opportunity.
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