i
BED-BOUND FOR MONTHS.
SOME REMARKS FROM MINNE- '
SOTA EDITORS. !  
  I Hope Abandoned After Physicians'
What They Think of Western Canada Consultation.
A party of editors from u number of j Mrs. Enow Shearer, Yew and Wash-
eitleB and towns of Minnesota recently j Ington SU-, Centralia, Wush., sa>.-.
made a tour of Western Cutit, ind 1 —- "l or year* I w
having returned to their homes the
are now telling in their respective ,
newspapers of whai they saw on their
Canadian trip. The West St. Paul
Times recalls the excursion of ihe
Minnesota editors from Winnipeg lu
the Pacific Coast ten years ago. lie- 1
ferring to what lias happened in the
interval the writer says: Thousands
of miles of now railway lines have
weak and run down,
couid not sleep, niy
limbs swelled and
the secretions wero
troublesome; pains
were Intense. 1 was
fast in bed for four
months. Three doc-
  tors said there was
no cure for me and I was given up to
The
Do'j Advance Agent of Train
A traveler waited at a certain Eng-
lish provincial town in vain for the
! much ovedue train on the brunoti
I line. Again lie approached the soli-
•epv looking porter and iu-
NOT EXACTLY.
been built, and llio development of die. Being urged. I used Doau s Kid
the country lius made marvelous ' ney Pills. Soon 1 was better and In a
strides. Millions of acres, then lying ' few weeks was about the house, well
in their wild and untouched state, and strong again.
have since been transferred luto grain i Sold by all dealers. :>0 cents a box
fields. Towns liuvu sprung up as if Poster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. V
by the wand of a magician, and their .
development is now lu full progress.
It Is a revelation, a record of conquest
by settlement that is remarkable."
The Hutchinson Leader character-
izes Western Canada as "a great coun-
try undeveloped. The summer out-
ing," it says, "was an eyeopeuer to
every member of tho party, even those
who were on tho excursion through
Western Canada ton years ago. over
considerable of the territory covert d
this year, being amazed at the prog-
ress and advancement made in that
short space of time. The time will
come when Western Canada will lie
the bread-basket of the world. It
was a delightful outing through a
great country of wonderful possibil-
ities and resource:
Since the \lsil, of these editors the
Government has revised its land regu
\ .\ml every It*-*'/,' be frore.
1 ii.illi prais.- and prayer let
• uh uplift
rimt tiiers is peace, that thero is thrm.
And mu ll a gensroua store
From to shore!
Clinton Hcollurd. in Th< Hunu;i> Mag-
azine.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOQ000000000^ 2
Their First
Thanksgiving
ByCAKLOS BAYARD
Y —' <J
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
K.lser Makes the B ggect Boo*
i The kaiser, who lias not until now
! Jen the world assurance of being
a bookmaker, bus, us might >♦
! peeled. started with a r'-'corcl
volume which he has P«^nted' i
through the P*1*®" 5™. Roosevelt, quired for the twentieth time, •isn't
Washington, to 1 resii >■ • v.it i that train coining scon?" At that
bulks SO big as to he .«-i>o moment a dog came trotting up .he
i of man to give it natural c •; ' ,. an(1 :l Rla,i smile illuminated tho
and Baron White House official', lace Ah, yes sir.' replied
' fain to convey it to m the porter, "it'll be setting near now.
in a vehicle. The volume ~T''' | (I (o:nes the engine driver's dog."
six feet high and is rather mot. than  « 
j halt as thick. It furtiioi . t < ■ ^ Germany's New Coin
i ;,|"(.0lh|eillsb'ukaPl'^rs! a'gigantic Germany will scon have a new coin
' evclopcoa of Germany, and from i'« j 0f the value of a quarter mark, or B5
> j,]ac,. in the congressional library it . ||fpauj,v, jn ordei to distinguish the
I will tower a lofty monument el tin j ^ iead||y f[0m |Jm. gO-pfennig
Katherlcnd.
:olu now in use, the government has
. . ■ iti.,nfil : asked for designs with a perforation.
According to stati.- i .-. . , coins with a hole through the center
.... .i...i th nial'"'lnim'>ilan ,C . ..,0 e i arc still in circulation in China and
AN nothing be done a * outnumber the female by J.4.UIK • 'J ; . )mt tllei, introduction was ob
Caroline anxiously. population ot the capital is t o •   Germany
V„CCe tireenwaj shook , j an increase of thal thc perforated
0lm. or nearly 1!> r.er cent, as . o.n
Mossie Pootllglit—Part of the Jap-
anese wedding ceremony consists in
; the burning or the discarded toys of
(lie bride.
Winnie Wings—Horrors! You don't
-  mean cremating her cast-off lovers, do
lations and It Is now possible to so- you?
cure 160 acres ol' wheat laud at $:i.0n
an acre iu addition to thc 100 acres '
that may be hontesteaded
SEVERE HEMORRHOIDS
Tho crops of 11108 have beeu splen-
did, and reports from the various dis-
tricts show good yields, which at pres-
ent prices will give excellent prollts to
tho farmers.
Prom Milestone. Saskatchewan,
there are reported yields of thirty bush-
els of spring wheat to the acre, while
tho average is about 20 bushel.- I he
quality of grain to be shipped from
this point will be about <>00.000 bush
els. Information regarding
and transportation will be ft
by tho Canadian Government A;
IT DID.
Sores, and Itching Eczema—Doctoi
Thought an Operation Necessary
—Cuticura's Efficacy Proven.
I  
"I am now so years old, and three
years ago I was taken with an at-
tack of piles (hemorrhoids , bleeding
and protruding. The doctor said the
; only help for me was to go to a
i hospital and be operated on. 1 tried
I several remedies for months hut did
lands j not get much help. During this time
ly given i sores appeared which changed to a
>nts,
Mr. ilolesale—So old Pepper pot had
a kick coming on that last bill of
Koods, eh? Wouldn't that make you j
sore?
Mr. I.itewate (the salesman)—It did
mo, sir. He kickoil 1110 out.
I terrible Itching eczema. Then 1 began
1 lo use Cutlcura Soap, Ointment. and
: Pills, injecting a quantity of Cutlcura
Ointment with a Cutlcura Suppository
Syringe. Ii took ti month of this
treatment to get nie in a fairly healthy
i state and then I treated myself once
i a day for three months and. after that,
once or twice a week. The treatments
1 tried took a lot of money, and ii is
i fortunate that I used Cuticura. .!. 11-
I Henderson, llopkintcn, N. Y., Apr.
2G, 1907."
A Riddle.
An English paper recently asked its
readers for an answei to the follow-
ing rid .lie:
What does a iiiait love more tlmn lite,
llate more than death or mortal
strife;
That which contented uien desire,
his head.
"Nol y>t. dear," he n
plained. I have consid
eied t he matter carefully
ind I think ii Wilt hwt to walt' .
"It won't i!.. i" any difference m
our marriage : .-he pleaded.
We can get married to morrow, ne
declared. "1 want to go to town and
get to worit on tny own hook
"There is m hing to prevent, as-
sented the girl It is not as though
I had a lot of relatives to consult
"Then let's be married and get out
1 of the way. It will make sirlt a hit
| of talk," pleaded Vance.
He found when he left the girl thai
he had nol exaggerated. Already the
t news that David Oieeiiway had ills
I owned his son had s.iread through the
village, and the circtiiii.itantlal reports
of the row which had terminated in
the dismissal bad gained a wealth o.
] detail in its rapid ' iav *'l.
David Green way was thc richest
man in Greenville, and Vance had al-
| ready niucl<% rapi«l aclvanoeim nt in t n
j local bank; an advancement nol alto
1 ,;ether unconnected with his laihoi i.
influence as the largest stockholder.
He had resigned his position that
morning, and the following da>. atte,
I a quiet wedding ceremony In the par-
sonage of the church, he and Carol sot
i out for the citj where Vance would
start anew
It was not an eas\ mutter to find a
| position, even with the recommenda
1 lion which the cashier of the home
bank had given him. hut in tline\ance
found a place, and they settled down .
lo make a home in a tiny tlal whose
five rooms were scarcely larger than
the dining room of the Green way man
sion.
The muntlis sped by all too fast.
! and even when Vance had earned a
raise in salary, and had been advanced
to a more responsible position, she
! would nol move.
We'll save the rest, she declared
It
pared with the census of If"1'-
Prince Erie ot Denmark, the third
-oil of Prince Waldetnar and nephew
: tii Queen Alexandra, is to have a prue-
| tical education in a?t (culture. and. so
' far from following the rule invar aid."
accepted hv royal princes of entering
1 the navy or army, he Intends to befl
come a farmer. Although only 1". the |
i prince holds very decided vi"ws about
his own country, lie is convinced that
agriculture is Denmark's staple Indus
: try, and that her future succ",s an 1
prosperity are dependent "ti It. 'the
' i rluco proposes to make himself a
master ot all the arts and crafts ot
huahandryi and is to bs inducted in
liie Ulosl thorough and practical man
liei on a big estate some di trice
ti citn Copenhagen.
Not All Hawks Chicken Thieves
The hawks have as bad a reputaf '
aa tho crows, and all hawks are called
hen hawks" by those wir.i are ig-
norant of what they do live on. on>
the majority of the hawks do not liv •
on poultry, by any means. A gi at
1 many of them live on insects, ard
j mice form a large item in their bill of
j fare.
The sparrow hawk is the one ilia: 1;
I io blame for the hard name given <
his brethren, and it is h who kii.-
| the chickens and hens. When hard
pressed for food other hawks raieiv
may carry away a hen ot t aic1 1 e.
but this is the extreme rather than
the average case.
Oldest Princeton Graduate
if. Dr. James Curtis Hepburn o:
N.-.I.. attends eommenc.
••1 belonged to a "past ate,
I
Wilt Breed Alligators
One thousand alligators ranging
from the length of a lead pencil lo
monsters that could crush a man iu
their i:.'ws have arrived from the
.nthesi rn part of Louisiana, and
vere landed loose in a new gator
farm in East l.os Angeles. They were
brought in a specially arranged freight
the Southern Pacific.—f.os
ear over
> ..!(•
Times
Car Protection for Gunners
l h British admiralty have given at-
tcntion to the question of car protec-
tion during heavy gun firing, and it
liii- i^en decided to use plasticine,
with the addtion of cotton wool, but
I lie form of ear protection to lie used
i to he left to the individual choice
,, officers and men. Plasticine may
ii ■ applied to ships and gunnery
schools if specially demanded. The
■('rlltion of 50 to GO grains of cotton
wool lias been recommended to insure
i-orfect safety. It is pointed out that
ilie c ist of the material is very small
,1 i" is desirable in many eases.
Th
Ii. sci
hous
CI-;;p Meals in New York
. sr-veaeeut restaurant iu the
nent of the six-story apartment
known as the Mayflower, iu
lit in
well
12 long
now furnishes evening
is morning meals. There ate
tables in the restauranl, St
-1 roof
which )-"• people may lie seated, or
ten to each table, and the places are
Orange, N. J.. attends comment-. 111-m ^ otcu)>i<-d from nine a. m. to one p. in.,
at Princeton this June, he will cele- nr(] ;)Ka,n from five to ~:'M p. m. Tlie
hrate the seventy-sixth anniversary oi ;fVen-ccin meal is wholerome and
his graduation from college. He n ^d the undertaking Is receiv-
ctived his diploma in 1S32. was ; ad- j,,, s0 much encouragement from men
I.aundry work ai home would b«
much more satisfactory if the right
Starch were used. In order to g"' th# j |f001, ]laVl> lu,d the rich require;
degircd stiffness, it U usually neces- | ^ spends, thc spendthrift ssv> s.
And all men carry lo their graves?
All sorts of answers were s-".n In.
but the correct one was declare.! to
be ' Nothin„."
sary to use so much starch that the
beauty and fineness of the fabric is
hidden behind a pa*'e of varying
thickness, which not only destroys tb«
appearance, hut also affects the weai- [
ing quality of the goods I hi* trou-
ble. can be entirely overcome by using
Defiance Stau'h, as it cau be applied
inuch more thinly because of Its great
•r strength than other makes.
Snake in a fleer-Barrel.
A party of foreigners tupped a keg
of oeer at Lake Altooua. I'a hut
could not Ret the fluid through the
spigot Investigation disclosed the
fact that thc bunghole was stopped up
by a snake. The reptile must have
crawled into the keg while U was ly
ing empty en the ground, and *a'
drowned when the ko$ was filled
Rest and Sleep.
Few escape those miseries of win-
ter a bad cold, a distressing tough.
Many remedies are lecommended, but
tilt* oue quickest and best of all Is
Simmon's Cough Syrup. Soothing and
healing to the lungs and bronchial
IKissagcs, It stops the cough ai once
and gives you welcome rest and peacc- ^
ful sleep.
His Reason.
The Pii'd Piper had jut   I a'l
the children into the mountain
"So th* fathers of the families .aa
have a good time In the country." hn
explained.
Herewith there were some who * i 
pouted a put up job. -Harper's Its/a.
Important to Mother*.
Kxamlne eurefully every bolt « of
CASTOMA a safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children, and see that b
Bear* th>
Signature
In Bsc For Over JM) Years.
The Kind Yon Have Always Bought.
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
r,v l,v.,I ttppiit-atioB*. a« ibry .'-"not en.
,t„rl,ih« III ;l.^ c«r. Ill""- I" •>"1 V """ :l\ '
It .in.v* i^ ih'UsO t y tin InrtJunM  -K dttio.i of
"•   • ^ «v r v'r
tul . It tnrtinn'J >«'l ti v * Oiint.itn:: •> i"'l "[
,!i,, ~«ro.«.  !>a whMI .1 « "inrnv • .«wi On;'-
i. U.I- an.I th- mHj"i.i.«t >n . ."!>■
I IRk.-n ' A ...I ttiw '"I" r«i..ml I" "  "orm«l ."".di
' i,o-i. kMftns  «t l"' <• "■> -1 ,!"lv\7,
• u. ,.t ''i> .I* liv Cm ' 11'... will. I. 1-. fl. l.'k
l.llt a, InRin. .1 .M.,.llt!oii .'I  >'•■ lll'i.«l:« Miila.-." ,
v.. « e 1 ctvf on.' ICHxtrwl I" ■ . ir- ...i .10 ■ -. ' l'
imhM (.' u h1 r t*rih. •' > ti'.n..l ■ i U
.... ll.'l . . *lirrti 1 .:>• s^i.a f"r ,-.r tilai-
- " " r 1 CIIKM.V * C.I .
.■S..I.1 liy l r..-*«l^i*- ' ,
u,.- u-. 1 rn mi:. t'; •    " "
d. ctiven his dipiomu in i ;n^ so nuif u em o.u..h' ....   
  i.o.e denr It's ' uated in medicine at the Cnivernty ot , wh0 derive beneiit from it and save
H does se, u, so htu dent -^ ,,^^..,^8 in 18:'.« and is Prince-: ,,, g0,K, there that the man-
our firs home. \\c> j ,ons' oldest alumnus, lie reccntlv ,crmpn1 hopes to make it self-support-
10-vh r' ■ aa reed Vance. "By j passed his ninety-third birthday. Of | iag hl a ..1,011 time. A similar estab-
1 a, „ot atl invitation to I the 1,287 men graduated from Prlac- | li^bment in Chrystie street, wbete
rhanksgivlng dfnner. so don't lay in a ' ton university between the years 18=12 j ov<M l .tuu meals are served every day
■nanKsgtvit t. . ; n() :n oldest classes reprc ; .i; . v cents a mea
^ rented by surviving alumni, only 1 •> 1 tenn' nearly three
1 are still living. The classes of lSl'.-l, ! K,,|f.git;i|:r.; ting.
18SB, 18=17 nnd 18=18 have no snrviv- ,  
I ors. Of these 151 graduates only
j eight are classed in the records a?
! business men.
turkey."
Vance would make 110 explanation
other than to say that the invitation
came from an old friend.
Not even when they arrived at the
station did he eullghten her us to
their destination, but the next morn
Ing as the train neared the old home
nnd she began to catch glimpses of
familiar scenes through Ihe frost-
traced car windows, the tears came
unbidden to her eyes
has been in exis-
years and is now
New York Tribune.
Why be ashamed of getting your
speeches made for you b> anothei .
; Your clothes are made my anothei —
1 why not your speeches? Both, after
As they encountered thc curious ] all, are uecessaty to a sue.^ssfnl par-
>ld acquaintances, silo was liamealary career. Impromptu spcecn
these re-
I O'fltO, <
cnuuM'u,  uu ■
Co.nfortiog.
Jones (sick)—M.V dear what will
yon do if 1 should d!".
Mm. .lones—Is your iiisinattce a.l
paid up?"
Jones—Yes, dear
Mis Jones—I'd have the loveliest
mourning gown that's ever li"en aeon
on tills s reet -Toledo lllade.
"It Knocks the Itch. 1
It may not cure all you ills, but It
docs cure one of the worst. It cities
any fouu of Itcli ever known—no mat-
te. what it's called, where the sensa-
tion is itch." it knocks it Kczetna.
riltgwoinis, u 11' cured by one box It v
guaranteed, and Its name Is Hunt's
Cure.
A Chemisette
Th" fact that tho Perelta uiedal th"
annual blue ribbon of ihe world of
|ih rmui'\- has tieen won by a lad.v
makes one wonder what a female
j rhomb- should   lied \ eheuil
*etl" ' l.ondou Punch.
glances of old acquaintances, she was
^ind thai she had let Vance persuade
I her to purchase a sei of furs. Shr
wanted to look her best for his sake,
but she did not realize the attractive
picture she made aa the sharp breeze
; brought fresh color to her cheeks and
lent sparkle to the brown eyes.
Vance, sluing bealde her, clnsped
his hands over hers.
We shall have much to be thank
1 ful for this first Thaukagivlng," lie
said tenderly. "Hut most oi all I am
; thankful that you are my wife, dear.
She smiled her answer, too close to
tears to speak, but as they turned in
at a driveway she found her voice.
"There is some mistake." she cried.
I "Surely you are nol going to your fa
! tlier's."
"Surely we are, he said with a Imp
! pv laugh. "Do you suppose that an;
I other Thanksgiving dinner
tempt me from our owu home
' "Hill—you have made up
asked.
We never really quarreled,
j plained. I was dissatisfied
os (for any occasion 1
quire more time in their proparatlo j
it is necessary to make a charge ol .
seven guineas per thousand, which is.
however, inclusive or humor and quo
tatloii Our series ot "Impromptu
Speeches for One Hundred auil Ore
Occasions' can be had tor £500
Oklahoma Directory.
f POOL & BILLIARD TABLES
\ &K0 SUPPLIES. WHITE FOB
S OUR PLAN OF StlUM
{ PATTERSON & HOFFMAN
Oklahoma City
^ A " ,or
DR. W L. WHITTINGTON
Throat R'tra.uon UW" -j
Kubinuin Slffrtt. OkUholM Chy.  
of e:,o i.ach, •Uwdn i'unch.
"Mason and Dixon's lino" is a refer
ence to a boundary which was estab
i ll.-hcd in the years intervening from
' 17;;« to 1767 between the colonies of
■ Maryland and Virginia on the one
! side," and that of Pennsylvania on tho
i other side, by Charles Mason and
1 Jeremiah Dixon, who were two K11C
wmiM ! "s'l civil engineers. 80 thoroughly
Occasions can  e nan ....    "• 1 | H. K. H. I*KCK.-GivfTf*^2^'
on the "Tlm s" system of paymem ^ |Wych. Kid
tr.0 down and 13 monthly payments (gW™..
1 City. Okla
nh"
When in the market for Architectur-
al Iron and Steel. MaoMnary and Ma-
chinery Suppbea of every description,
GINS AND COTTON
CLEANERS. ENGINES
and Boilers, Write N. S. Sherman Ma
chine A Iron Work., Oklahoma City.
ih. S'O morotigniy   —-   
v.us the allotted task performed by j OKLAHOMA PLATING WORKS
I,men than an IR«  - • *■ ««"•   
,. a, 1901. has caused the Maryland por- j fcg
l a,ik. I wanted to be sure of iii.u UoUd boundary line to be . i   d^.
to know thai on my own effort I could , |.A., w ntwilAra. o«i,aiit «A hit
again revised.
Ijy loving whatever n lovable In
those around u* love will dow Ivu k
from tliem to us; an I life will hecni' >
H pleasure instead >f paln.-U- an | wati
S1 aiil*1tl,c
111 Ii•• lit* <)1.1 •d'AitiYunt IlllOV K H I A« 1 H.I
1 ill I.I ■ IX M  Yon kMt.w luting
■y i, - f tn ,1 1- prititiMl .-ii «•* ••  h.ii«
nti s .itui'   yo'inu .- na It  ti it .1
fill tit toil lilt* U< V •> '!• " • «• ' * •*11
t. ,, > niul .1 '•-«
\\ hen a vout * man is '.n lot.
: apt 10 ptotnU" a girl attvthli
little knowing *im' 1
lias undertaken
he I*
U <be
| make my way. Kather and I planned j
I ihe drama lie scene lor the benefit c ,
i 1 be public I did not toil you. for I Make mori
1 wanted him to so- thai It was for my | moneypicking
-.••If and not m\ money that you cared COTTON
i | was lo have a ti lul for six months, leaves hard
The probation ended lust week. w„rk.
mere is my lath"' waiting to wol , Children cat.
. „s on, new home. " he aaht Hio^a trying
The honeymoon ends with o n ( t,,e'
I Thanksgiving, and dad bait u no | SANOlr!, C0rT0t( MCKtg* m'CK
j dausbt" the be-1 'ha' e • «.n I 21'M H lilirH.f tliill.tlii AUKHl
I inak- h.,1: thankful) ton iiud HP' vovtv
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