The Oklahoma Guide. (Guthrie, Okla. Terr.), Vol. 15, No. 33, Ed. 1 Thursday, January 18, 1906 Page: 1 of 4
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SCHOOL SHOES.
Kifcirffc- .. -m' *rl
The strong, heathy School Boy or
Girl "««d« flood. Strong Sturdy _Shocs.
that stand the running and romping that
most boys and girls give their Shoes.
*YOU WILL FjWDf
Our School Shoes, will meet all your Ideas.
They are Neat, Stylish and Strong, they are
Better than most stores sell.—Because the/ are
solid leather Soles, Counters and In-soles, and
Soft, Strong Vamps. There is no cut off Vamps
in our School Shoes-The leather runs through
under the Tips. Call and see our School Shoes
PRICES FROM $1.00 tL $3 00.
child can buy as cheap as a man here.
_ BEAUTY NOW MADE "to ORDER
WILLING TO AEMIT THE FACT j
W~* " f.'ary Contrivances to Aid Unfortunate
Farmer Forced to Reailie He Wai Homely Ones.
Close to Being Dim. I The best artl.tclal noses nowadays
Some passengers had left an old I f rc mnJe of paI,|er mache, enameled.
; dally paper In the scat of th« pns:'.on- . a nofe u fastened to a spectau.
per car and when the old farmer and r m„ ,,,,.,,-tlr.i' a tor the sal e of con-
j his wife pot aboard and tock a ^oat llU.nc0, and thus may be put on or
■ ho picked up the paler and I'-ran
' reading It. It was dated tlio day after
the IftBt presidential election, unci nt '
few minutes and
Jl v IT JiH* ■ ——J
CUT PRICES ON ALL DRUGS, PAINTS, ]
Wallpaper, Paint Brushes and Drug Sundries
m
er reading for
ferotchlnir his head In a pulled way
the husband said: I
Martha, did you know that there
was an oloctlon yesterday.'
"Mercy, no!" she replied.
"Well, there was, and Roosevelt
was elected. Dy thunder, but 1 tau t
make it cut!"
"It says bo, does it?*"
"Of course it does. Look there.
"And you don't Know a thing about
It?"
"No, nor anybody else In our to*n.
He puzzled over the matter for the
next ten minutes, reading the news
removed at brief notice.
There is a patented contrivance,
tome what resembling a clolbeap*n. tor
rttaebment to the nose to give to the
crgau a proper taper. Another device
Is Guppoted to improve the lines of the
irouth.
Not a few people hnvo no roofs to
their months, having been born v It li-
mit any. or tn other rases having lost
them by disease. For such "n'ort"
rates artificial mouth rcofs made of
galvanized rubber, aro furnished.
There Is a patented devicc for clean-
' ii.p the tongue, consisting of a l.nlfo
. with a concave edge to w'hlcii a soi
cf sponge bmsh is attached WTten
o.in u not well one's tongue Is Labia
AT Renfro's Drug
Store *£
^Come And Sec What Wc Have To Show You &
tu« la not well ones
gain and again, but after a lime his | to be disagreeably'mcjn of
eye cauaht the date, and the thing was I royance r.ay be removed by m
made clear to him. Then he said: tho Instrument described.
"Martha, I'vo called you a fool for | if you desire dimples yon may we,,
the last twenty years
206 W. Okla-
WHERE GCOD C1STER DALKED. |
C H RENFRO,
Opposite Post Office
. a certain kind of wire cr.sk at night
•■Yes. yon have." . . | to which aro attached bluM woode.
118 West Oklahoma Avenue. ||
^Jfr.s. J, Houston^
Pjfnrd-jrare. Stoves & linware
Guns and Amunition
A lull line of the best pocket and tabic Cutlery l—L-
—• -—Many useful article for Christmas
(Succer to Specer Hardware Co.)
Cor. 1st. & Okla.
"And I've claimed that I Unowcd all ,0lnts that may be caused
wuth knowing." cr screws, to press upon he point.
" VPS I where the dimples aro wanted. Thus
"Wail, I'm f?oln' to change it a bit. i pftlT a while the dimples are mado to
This is one cf last year's papers. You j appear.—New York Herald.
' aro a fool Just the same, but cn this '
I occasion 'II give In that I'm mighty
clus to belu' ditto!"—Baltimore Anier-
I lean.
Had Mania for Stealing Pipes.
Recently a Parisian shopllftor was
Mr. Editor and many reader of
the Guide, you arc aware that
rrestcd and searched. To the .amaze- ] S'atehood has been earnestly cx-
■111 of the oOlclftU her plunder was
St. Louis, El Reno and
Western. Ry. Co.
DIRECT SIIOUT LINE liETWKK.N
Guthrie and El Reno
peeled ar.d prehaps a great many
are yet looking for it, but I for
one is not looking for it in fact I
do not want it, I have never be-
lieved it would better the condi-
tion of the poor unfortunate Ne-
groes. If we get St.v.chood 11
will no doubt be Democratic, thus
■ 1 it would not be long before tlie t*.
She made no attempt to dispose of wrn!d l>our in
her pines for protlt, btttjtept them liB jtreme democrats woo,<1 pour
here from the
not articles of feminine adornment,
but several costly meerschaum pipes.
When her apartments were search-
ed no fewer than 2.01)0 pipes were
found, some of which were handsome-
ly colored.
Although for a while she stout:y
protested her Innocence, she ^ at last
broke down and confessed that she
was addicted to the tiso of tobacco
ord Buffered a form of kleptomania
which led her to steal every hand-
some pipe which she could make away
with without discovery-,
cabinets in her home. Not one of the
pipes, she admitted, had been paid for,
but She declared that in taking them
the was only obeying nn Irresistible
impulse and was not morally respon-
sible Cor her crimes.
:£L KNEW Hl3 buSINES#.
proposed Operation Not at All to Her
Tactc.
An obi lady of his (lock onco called
upon nr. Gill with a grievance. The
doctor's neckbands were ton long f r
her Ideas of ministerial humility, and.
after a ions harangue on thu sin of
Hide, she Intimated that she had
lirou. lit a pair of selss s with her,
and would be pleased if her dear pas-
tor would permit her to cut thorn
down to her notions of propriety.
The (lik-tor not only listened patient-
ly, but handed over tho offending
wlilie bands to be operated in on.
When she hnd out them to her satis-
fartitn aniTreturned the bibs, it was
tho doctor's turn.
"Now," said he, "you must do mo a
good turn also."
"Yes, that i will, doctor. What can
It be?"
"Well, you have something about
you which Is a deal too long and
which causes mo no end of trouble,
nnd 1 should HUo to eeo It shorter."
"Indeed, dear sir, 1 will not hesitate.
What Is It? Here are tho scissors;
use them as you please,"
"Come, then," said ;he sturdy divine,
"good elster, put out your tongue. *—
Loudon Answers.
QUICKEST TIME—LOW EST FARE TO
Hobart, Anadarko, Chickasha.
Lawton, Mangum, Weatherford,
and other points on the Kock Island System.
Making close connection at Gutnrie for all points
North and East.
TRAINS RUNS AS FOLLOWS:
Daily Except Sunday
Ar- K1 lieno 11;4.'. a. m.
Ar. 151 Itcno 7;t>0 a. in.
Southern states
take possesion and attemp to rele-
gate the poor Negro.
Tho Jim Crow c:r«, ^Lynching
Burning would be the natural pro
Miicil Train
Passenger
Pitssunger
jlixed Train
T,y. Guthrie
Lv. Uuthrio
I,v El Ueno
Lv. El Ueno
9;13 a, ni.
5:15 l> m,
7 00 a. m.
2;10 p. in.
Ar. Guthrie
Ar- Guthrie
8:4"< a til.
4:30 a. ui.
Guthrie, Oklahoma.
W S WELLS,
Commercial Agent.
42-Story Hotel Planned.
High life in . New York may eoon
mean exlstenco in u forty-two story
hotel whoso head will be rearod over
600 fUt in the air, and which will ac-
commodate 2,200 guests The forty-
second floor will comprise a dining
room and a ball room, with roof gar-
den abDvo, while the basement will be
devoted to a Turkish bath establish-
ment. Borings Indicate that tho best
of rock foundations can be had at a
depth of thirty feet, nnd there can bo
ro question as to solidity; but struct-
ural problems make a fortieth floor
cost far more than a fourth, and these
are not as yet fully met.
lonely lice in desert.
Meneteny Endured by Railroad Man
on Soudan Lino.
Borne of the western railroads have
stations lonesoms encagh f, drive the
keebera to melancholia, but these lit-
tle shacks. wfc*re the only company la
„ occasional vl.lt by a freight crew
and the chat with the eperators up
U4 Sown the line, become thrlv ni
"lea In comparison with some of the
Stations on tha Soudan railway l
iTltuatad In the middle of the N blan
desert, the aUtlona eonaiat of ono 01
two houeee built of mud. a wel and
carl spa itable for a camel or two.
Instead of the rush of transconti-
nental traffic there la only the stlllneea
of tha deaart and me appearance of
train twice a week. Letters
quent and even ebal along the tel*
graph wlrea languishes because there
Is abaolutely nothing to talk abon..
The Intense beat la sg*ruvated hr
the glare of the tun on the white
•and" and at least two station keep-
«ra are detailed to every atop In order
that they mar keep one another com-
pany. The atatlona are more properly
' atchmen's huts, since the principal
duty of the station master la to sue
that the robber bands do nut 't0B' "*
track lu between trains.—Ohio State
Journal. -
Pastimes of the Moore.
"There arc few pastimes known to
the people Of Morocco tbat are not
connected with religion, *r es
traveler. "Children play football of
a klud and learfrog and practice
wrcatll-ng and fencing. They also pui-
suo rabbits with curved sticks and
throw theso with extraordinary skill.
Sonio few experts claim to be able to
kill partrlilpos with the same simple
weapon. Tho great game of the adult
Moor la tho lab-el barood, or powder-
nlav. This cierctse IB taken on horse-
back. and to B.:e a body Of Mooib <
horsemen como down at the chcrg
with Runs hlsh above their heads to
a given spot, whero they flro their
weapons and then t!l0lr hors?*
"on to their haunches, Is a slsht
that will never bo forgotten even by
those Who have seen cavalry maneu-
vers In Europe. Moors are very prouJ
of their horsemanship, and with rca-
sou."
ccun!
Simple Appeal to Jury Ml He Ne.odsd ' uct q( such a contemplate ti S'.a
To Make.
A story la told of the late Bs .rr.n
Drarawcll, when sitting on the Crown
side on the South Wales circuit.
Counsel for tho defense asked leave
to address the Jury in Welsh: the
case was a simple one, and permission
was given without demur. He enid
but very few word3. The F.aron also
did not think much comment was req-
uisite, but was somewhat (startled
by a prompt verdict of acquittal.
"What was It," ho afterward Inquir-
ed. "that M. U said to that jury?"
"Oh, he Just suid:—'This case, gen-
tlemen, Ilea in a nutshell. You see
3 ourselves exactly how It stands. The
Judge Is an Englishman, the prosecut-
ing counsel la an Englishman, the com-
plainant is an Englishman. But you
are Welsh, and I ani Welsh, and tho
prlsonc-r in Welsh. Need I say more?
I leave it all to you.' "
Baron Bramwell, it was Bald, formed
a hlzlicr opinion than he had previous-
ly entertained of M. k.'s acumen nnd
resource; but he did rot allow tho
experiment to bo repeated of address-
es to the Jury In a vernacular which
ho did not understand.—Weekly Scots-
man.
tehood The Negro population of
the two Terys. has not gone to
Washington, and prayed uponthe
ptesidenat 'H. d congress, not to
grant statehood but the Isegu
man and Woman who desire to
see our race reach the highest of
civilization and wealth have been
in silent but earnest prayer to the
president and senate of heaven
tbat g'.a'.eliood would not be, the
installation of our new governor
today is a true sign that stathood
is a tiling of the past. S. Lyons
801 W. Lincoln.
DOES AWAY WITH WATCHDOGS
Entertaining 6lster'e Beau. 1
While the ewaln was waiting In the
parlor for lils Inamorata that lady's
younger slater ventured Into the room
to entertain the caller.
"Sister'li be down soon, Mr. Swil-
Hgln," she said. "Say, can. you toll
me when a door Is not a door?
The young man looked surprised at
tho ancient conundrum.
That's a chestnut,' ho said. "A
door Is not o door when It ia a Jar
or a Jam."
That's right," said the young sis-
ter gleefully. >'ow, hero's another:
What makes moro nolso than a pig
under—"
Little girl." Interrupted tho young
maniiiomewhat testis, ' giiy are you
asking me to guess those old gags?"
"Why. to entertalu you till alster
comes lu. Isn't that tho way Belle
talks to you when she's here?"
"What makes you think so?" ask-
ed the young man.
"Klio told n-a that ynu h#d proposed
several tln.es, hut that she was coins
to keep jou guessing every time you
called."
WILD GEESE DRAWN BY FIRE.
Birds Said to Mistake Erlght Epota
for Water.
A "norther" In Oklahoma a week or
two ago brought with it a heavy flight
of wild geese anil duel;3. At Guthrie
anil other towns having electric street
lights, gceso circle all tii -I t- In the Il-
luminated mist, often flying to low
as to be In reach of shotEuns. A num-
ber of geese were killed.
An old hunter Bald that on puch a
night, wild geese In high (light mis-
took these radiant spots in tho dark-
ness for water. Onco in the light tho
Eceso quickly lost their bearings, be-
came confused and seldom extricated
themselves until daylight revealed the
cause of their deception. "Knowledge
of the attraction of fire beaccn3 for
wild geese on stormy nights was used
to advantage by native sportsmen In
southern Kansas and the northern
Osaga country where I lived in early
days," Bald the hunter.
"As full approached, n high land-
mark would be chosen by tho hunter
an*on its top he would pile wood lor
Then ho waited f«r tho
Peculiar Sand In Hawaii Makes Nolae
Like Decp-Vouthed Hound.
If tho reports from Wulmca, Kauai,
are correct w atchdogs In the Hawaiian
islands will undoubtedly become an
extinct breed of canine.
At Walmea thcro ia a peculiar Eort
of sand, known as "barking sand.
Whenever any no'.so passes cr the
sand Is stirred by tho wind it gives
off a sound resembling tho bark of a
doep-mouthed dog.
Recently the natives gave a luau. a
native feast, and for a particular deli-
cacy they Btole the watchdog of ono
of the white residents. Tho dog was
killed and eaten.
The owner of the dog then realized
that the dog was gone and the chick-
1 cn houses would be unprotected. In
his dilemma tho man thought of the
barking sands, and going there had a
cartlord hauled to his place and dis-
tributed about the henhouses.
The result was that the high wind
stirred the sand all night long and
the owner had tho satisfaction of
hearing tho baying of a phantom
crowd of watclidoga about hla place.
Tho experiment has proved such a
success that most of the white resl-
I dents tn that part of Kauai have dls-
HARD TO PHOTOGRAPH DEAF.
Their Infirmity Givt3 Them a Hard,
Fix«d expression.
"That I'n't a good picture," snld the
photographer, with an air of apology.
"Tlio man was doaf."
"How can that infirmity affect the
picture?" asked a visitor.
"It gives bis face a tense, strained
look," said the photographer. "All
deaf persons hava that expression
Wl'en placed before a camera. They
sit with their heads ti'.ted forward nail
eyebrows uplifted, as if waiting for tho
command to look pleasnut. Generally,
I suppose, that is what they are wait-
ing for. But even after I have given
tho order to brace, their muscles re-
fuse to relax.
"What'a that?" Bays the deaf man
when ho sees my lips move.
" 'Look pleasant!' 1 shout again.
" 'Oh,' says ho.
"He takes his hand from behind his
ear and tries to assume a beaming
countenance, but he only compromises
on a fixed glare. None of the devices
known'to tho photographic trade ran
dispel that. In fact, the more 'htisl-
nesH' I introduce to charm my sub-
ject /nto a Joyful state the more rigid
hla facial muscles become. He Is
listening always for further Instruc-
tions. Whether they come or net. the
look of expectancy is there. For that
reason the deaf aro tho hardest people
In the world to photograph. If an ar-
tist's reputation depended upon tho
pictures he makes of t.hcm ho would
soon be obliged to go out of business.
Startling.
A comet hail appeared In the Eky,
nnd tho tars wire discuailng it, some
with evident superstitious fear, nmo
with cocksure but generally mistaken
knowledge.
Presently a little group approached
an oflicer.
"Please, sir," ealil the spokesman.
"wo would take it a favor If you'd
tell us what that there may be, anil
what's the cause of It?"
"Certainly," sul:l tho oflicer; "but
before doing so, I should like to know i
your own Id^ati on the matter.
Tho old tar scratched the back of |
hia neck.
"Well, sir," he said, "there's n gooil
many opinions, and most of 'em's
different; but the majority of us
thinks it's n star sprung a leak!"
Mail Crdcr Fraud.
Five men have been arristed at
llono, Nov., for a mall order fraud.
Under the title of "Cromwell Simon
St:itc University of Ueno. Nov.," they
pul auvertlsements in the papers of-
fering fur 10 cents to furnish nil In-
formation necessary to obtain any de-
gree lu tho gift of the university.
Not a Paying Proposition.
Norcross Bros, had the contract for
building Holy Cross College In Massa-
chusetts. A gang of men were engag-
ed to prepare the cellar for concreting.
One rainy day the foreman, wishing
to keep his men employed, Bent too
many to work In the cellar. The re-
sult. was that each uiaa was in the
way of the other".
TI:- foreman, happening along,
stood watching tho men at work.
Finally he said; "I'd like to get a
dollar npleco to throw every one of
you out of tho window."
A stalwart Irishman, some six feet
tall and very muscular, glanced up
anil casually remarked: "Ho Jabers,
but you'd starve at It."
John Bright and the Quesn.
I.onl Granville, In a letter to Glad-
stone lu 1SG8. thus desclbes his In-
troduction of John might lo Queen
Victoria at Osborne: i calku for
him at dinner time. His dress wan
Irreproachable after ho hail readily
agreed to tuke off a pair of brlilai
white gloves. He was rather pleased,
rented his tailor's approval of tights,
and acknowledged he had promised
to rein tiree his costume before his
wife at.d daughter. Tho beginning
of dinner was awful. The queen with
a sick headache and shy, i'rlnccss
1 oulse whispering unintelligibly In
my i nr. Brh'ht like a warhorse champ-
ing his bit nnd dying to bo at them.
At last an si'usiou to children enabled
mo to tell l'.rlflit to repeat to her
majesty his brothers observation.
'Where, considering what claiming
things children are, do all the queer
old men come from?" This amused
the queen, nnd all went on merrily.
Pig's Long Journey Home.
A farmer living down toward Har-
vard's had a most knowing pig which
he sold to a Long Islander, who took
his pr.zo 1 . a boat to his home at the
island. Safely shut up In the spacious
pig pen was this now Inmate of the
family ,nnd tho farmer man went
peacefully to rest much.content with
his new purchase.
Ia the morning, tho pen was empty
end no little pig could bo found on
tlio island. Some time afterward ho
went again to town and there saw the
f.rst owner of the lost one. "I ve lost
my pig." ho gloomily announced. "I
know It," chuckled his friend. "He's
down to my house, came back tho
next morning."
CLERQYMAN ACCEPTED THE FEE.
"Bluff" of Bridegroom That Met With
Deserved Failure.
A good story is told on a young
clergyman In tho suburbs who was 10-
cently married and who was properly
punished for trying to make a "front"
It Is a wi-11 known rule among
clergymen not to tako a fee from
domlnlo for marrying him. The gen-
ual custom Is, however, for thu best
man to go through the usual form and
I resent tho ofilciatlng clergyman wlfh
an envelope containing tho fee. The
minister then pays a graceful compll- |
me to tho bride nnd prcrents the en- ^ cltcl 1,< «IU1.
velope to her. Aware of this custom, .
the young minister thought he woul l
moke a big showing before hlB bride
and placed $1'J0 In the env lope, saill- j
ing In anticipation of her surprise
v-hen fiho should open It and see what
her love? was willing to pay for be-
ing united to her..
The young man's consiornatlon can
br Imagined when tho other clerg}-
ir.an calmly pocketed the envelope
nnd made no movement to return it.
The officiating minister had heard
plowing rerorts of tho rich bride his
joung friend was getting and decided
that, tho fee would do him more good
then the newly married couple, anil
therefore for onco departed from the
usual rule. The bridegroom Is still
-ore about the $100. but. tho Joke wns
too good for the best man tn keep to
himself.—Philadelphia Record.
M.KSS1NU OK CHILDREN.
Many homes are childless, becau-
se the would-be mother is too nick
to have children.
Wlien the female organs arc in
bad state of health, the womb enlar
md, inflamed Itent or mi |>l «ed it
is almost imposnible to have a child
or if a ohild
comes, mother and baby suffer.
The happies homes are thois
which have been blessed with ohiH
ron, a d statistics show that the
majority of divorces take plaoe in
cliildles homes.
Whether you wish ever to liav«
children or not, it ie of the u.ninit
importance that you should Vave
healthy female organs, if you wish
children it isc\eu more important.
You can be sure of this neecosary
health by taking Wine of Cardui
Some Woman do not wont ohild
ren, and would rcther be sick that
hare them, so they allow tliest. (frii-
ei-al health lo grow wore ami wors-
iustcad of putting ev.rMliii j on
side for the great advantage of
Trick of Opium 8mu(jgl r.
Bays tho China Mail: "Many ani
\ at ions arcs tho methods resorted to
by Chinese smugglers of opium to g- ■
the drus either In or out of Hongkong
but ono tliat was exposed tliero the _
other ("ay had tho distinction of h- In" |ng of gettinpt a dauqhtorIn l-iv.
What had that lioiueBlck little pig cxtrnmcly uncommon. Ccrgt. Oorra I can then l.vo at eas . ' Ai a c
done, but BWftm across two rivers, the ^ j)oard€l, n Mcengca Ju-ik la searcl. qucnco of thh custom, little girls look
Little Girls' Hard Lot In Chins.
After the marriage, girl i hnvo no
part with their own family, aud no
psrt In the worship of their ancestor/.
To ave no soa raeaiu r.u ancesti .1
worship, and tl.i girl Is oft"u sold as
a daughter In law. Tnor people buy
tli. lr sons' wives when they a-c hut
balilcf . as they caa be bad then fi r
two Mexican dollars—anout one dol-
lar and ccvcnty-fivo cents n our
money. These little ones aro usu .lly
diu r.03 In the mother-in-law's house-
hold."
A missionary tells tlil3 story. S.'.n
heard two women conversing in 1. r
houso—one the mcthcr of five si-u1(
and tne wife of the leading scholar lu
Kuangwang. One said: "i em go-i: i
to irct my daughter in-law Into the
I henre; you see n daughter In-law is no
I moro expense than a servant; it I
' curse cr beat a servant she leaves,
but you can beat a daughter in law
and g't obedience and ye®' wo k will,
' be dono as you wish It. The ether
I replied: "Just so, just so. In think-
too.
Ai a conso-
storm that brought the geese Light- j ppn8cd wUh their dogs and have bark-
ing his fire, its glare could be seen Jng snnd {or watchdogs.—New \ork
for miles. Geese were drawn to the HwftJd
spot by hundreds. I Uave known hunt- | —-
ers to kill a wagonlcao of geese In a
single night."—Kansas City Times.
In Algeria.
Gilbert Watson writes of nn early
morning Impression a' niskrn, Al-
geria; "Tho while wills of the hotis-v;
showed like blanched f'ccs in the
dawn-silent as Are-worshipers await
Ing the sun. The fringe of palms fac-
ing the fast stole on the sight, pnie
I itt's Island river and tho Kennebec,
walked «ross Dig l-lttlo Island, trot-
ted happily down the two miles of
road on the Richmond shore, anil
finally presented himself to his old
muster, foo'sore and hungry, but
mighty glad to be home once moro.
u. goods that he suspecti 1 to he or. j (orwird not to betrothal nor tn mar-
board and while waiting for the Ch! ' riage, but to becoming mcthor? .n law.,
nese to bring them up from the hold when they !n turn can have aut orlljr.
Exorcising Disease.
Very curious me-tho Is were employ-
ed by the ancient Babylonians _to
kid played an
the remedies.
was to be
1 laced upon the
heart cf the pi
placed upen the sick in
he hold by him, and the pigs heart
went to stroke some kittens that wen
In a basket on deck. To his surpris
he found that the little animals were
thickly s.nesred with a sticky s :.
stance, wuteh, on examining mori
closely, he found to be opium. Othc.
kittens on hocrd had also been treate
similar manner, bo that they
—Cood Housekeeping.
la
Important part In
Tho pi& or kid
killed, cut up, and
sick man. The
pis;, which had been
an's heart, was
as phantoms, motionless, their droop- I to uo ■_< h, 'h ^ the b]ood ns
ash with stiver. Behind was to be as his n aim
ing leaves aw—
the town tho oasis massed Lseir In
Impenetrable obscurity. Far of:, a
neutral tinted line spoke of tlio desert.
Uay nfier dry bad this line btc.<-
oued t.) me. docking Itself i'l oleau r.'.al
^ Jew lis like a siren Beck lag to please.
his bloo'., the flesh as his (lean and
pi.- was to be in his stoail. The
.... ' I „1 wes d.alt with In tao same
Uy! Ie ing placed upon the sick man.
* Curtou* Old Law.
Many curious Instances of old laws
may atlll bo found In England, la „ _
Chester the man who falls to ralto werc the means cf conceul.ng a fair
■ Is hat when a funeral l passing bo- ; ly 1(.rge quantity cf the drug. Tho
comes llnblo by an old law to bn | owncr of tho Junk was convicted.
ta',;on before a magistrate and ln> I
prisoned. _ _ The Philosopher of Folly.
1 "It's a mystery to me," said tho phll-
Feminine C.-avlnge. csopber of folly, "why such a very un-
Whv docs not some ono think out .onln.on thing should be known by the
sonjcihlng for wouien to supply the nlaleadlng title of 'common sense.
place Of the mun's whlsky-and-soda -cleveland Leader
and dsarctteT Burely, there must be
t-omo harmless equivalent for her. world's Biggest C~s Tarm.
sh., need not be*t..ld it is harmless, whRt „ oUtmed to he the largest
u-c In that case it would lose its m f„rm in IV world !: situ'ted n
but the person who call Und ccck, N. 11- U contains Sri) acres,
such will be a benefactor to tbe#|tll g 4()0 hens penned In COO houses,
sex.—London World.
bee
7<-^t;
Homo i
a Modern Convenience.
When Albert" Bigclow Paine. the«t-
perinced author t "The Vnn Dwell-
ers," was looking about htm lor a
home In suburban New York before
be found his nest on Long Islind, •
was interviewed by a farmer who baa
a bouae to sell somewhere up tM
country. He described the place tn
sunset and sunrise and green field ana
yellow grain colors, and Mr.
listened.
"Has the house any of tho modem
convcniencesT" he arked.
"You bet It has," replied the ftrMf
with enthusiasm.
"Is that so?"
-Yes, siree; It's got the very lateet
—there's a trolley car rune with!# a
half mile of the front door."
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