Mayes County Republican. (Pryor, Okla.), Vol. 13, No. 3, Ed. 1 Thursday, March 11, 1920 Page: 3 of 8
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HAYES COUNTY REPUBLICAN
I FEEL GRAND! I’LL NEVER
TAKE NASTY CALOMEL AGAIN!
"Dodson's Liver Tone” Doesn’t Sicken or Upset You
Next Day—Best when Bilious, Constipated |
Don't take sickening, salivating Calo-
mel when a few cents bugs a large
bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone—a per-
fect substitute for Calomel.
It Is a pleaaant vegetable liquid
whl'ih will atart your liver Just as sure-
ly as Calomel, but It doesn't make you
aick and can not salivate.
' Children and grown folks can take
Dodson's Liver Tone, because It la per-
fectly harmless.
Calomel la a dangerous drug. It la
mercury and attacka your bones. Take
a dose of nasty Calomel today and yon
will feel weak, sick and nauseated to-
morrow. Don’t lose a day. Take a
spoonful of Dodson's Liver Tone In-
stead and you will wake up
any
stomach. Tour druggist says If yoa
don't And Dodson's Liver Tone acta
better than horrible Calomel yoas
money Is waiting for you.—Adv.
A Low grow.
Harold Hollowuut—I dread old age
with Its wrinkled brow.
Polly Pltkles—Don't worry. There
Isn't room enough on your brow for
more than one thin wrinkle.
RXCIPS FOR GRAY HAIR.
1b hall pint of water add I os. Bay Rom,
a small box of Barbo Compound, and 14
as. ot glycerine. Apply to the hair twice a
week until it becomes the desired shade.
Any druggist can put thia up or you can
mix it at borne at very little coat. It will
gradually darken etreaked, faded gray hair,
and will make harah hair aoft and gloaay.
It will not eo*or the aealp, ia not sticky eg
ties a/, and doaa not mb off.—Adv.
World’s Largest Scout Camp.
The largest boys' rump In the world
la conducted by the Boy Scouts of
America on Bear Mountain reserva-
tion, New York. It accommodates 1,-
250 boys, baa excellent facilities for
boating, swimming and campfires. and
abounds In hllla and lakes aDd streams
.which allow for the fullest exercise
of the scout program.
Nevsr Took tha At
To a small son's Insistent Inquiry as
to where he was going each morning
when tie left for his work a lawypr
always said: "Over to the courthouse.
I got an ax to grind with a fellow oTer
there." Little son wrinkled his brow
•very morning over this answer and
one morning he snld:
"Well, It's funny I never see you
taka the ax with you."
Volubility Not Wanted.
When you find people who can say
volumes about nothing you run usual-
ly pnt It down they are short some-
where. A man with Idiots that count
seldom wears out his vocnhulary try-
ing to advertise the Idea. He lets the
Ideas stand on th'elr own feet. The
fact la he doesn't need to do so much
for a thing that can stand alone. And
what's more. Ideas have a way of
being able to deliver pretty strong ar-
gument. When they are founded on
truth there la no way of getting back
•f them. The fact that others refuse
to accept them does not discount them.
They stand on their own merits to
be recognised and user) when people
learn to appreciate their vulne. His-
tory revenls the fact that her biggest
men were men of small speech.
LIO
HITS
Tbis toothing heeling. Mirtnb
in* rrtnody lasts all i? toe tuft
lag pom out of bum* two hit. ns to
•proitiB tic., nod qulrhlf bonlt
tl.o injury Ott a Mr or *c belli#
| today from your druggist
■unts
INC OIL
PLANTS FOR SALE
rrost Proof Cohbogo Plants. Pro sold. 1SS
Me; 1M, Me: MO. ll.M: l.MO, |f»S. All
vorlotloe. Catalog frea. J. A. Clifton.
oollvllle, Ark.n...
MKBANE PLANTING IKED, tarty plek.4,
aotind and elonn. II bn f o b Torroll. oackod
In I bn oocko. Pronk Oulld. Torroll. Tosod
FRECKLES gSSgaaBS
W. N. U., Oklahoma City, Na. 7-1920.
GETS ALL BUT THE GUBBLE
Stowing How a Chef Whe Really
Knewa Hla BusineSa Can Dla-
aect a Turkey.
Ever ask Charlie Baer. Oayponl
hotel chef, how to carve a turkey
when tnrkey Is 60 cents a pound and
you wnnt ttwsave everything hat the
gobble7 Ever ask Charlie? Go at It
this way:
“Chnrtle, Tts Invested my life's sav-
ings In a turkey. I want to make that
bird pay."
“Oh, yes, yes," Charlie answers.
“Tes. yes." ,
Then he grabs a turkey and a
butcher knife—turkey In the left
hand, knife In the right! Zippy 1 Off
comes a leg I Zippy Off comes tha
other leg! Zippy I Off comes one
wing! Zippy! Off cornea the other
wing I
Then all you have ta do la to draw
the knife gently through tha white
meat.
"And you can make soup ant of tha
neck and sauce out of tha glgtta,"
said Charlie.
SeaT That's howl
Aggressiveness may carry a maa
through the world, bnt he'll need con-
siderable philosophy as ballast
First law that ever was made was
shattered—thut which prescribed what
Admn and Eve shouldn't do.
That Popular
Drink
~so much used
nowadays in place
of coffee-’
INSTANT
POSTUM
Sold at the same
fair price as al-
ways. No raise.
M grocers eveQ'where
Mod* |pr
Postum Cereal Company
tail* Crcck.Mickgao
YOUTH IS FOUND
LIVING IN SEWER
Rati at Companions Had No
Terror for This Buffalo
Boy.
Buffalo, N. T.—Living In a sewer,
with rata aa companions, has no terror
for Anthony Kssklniskl, sixteen years
old. Early one morning be was hauled
from hla underground apartment by
police after the lad had been seen en-
tering a trap to the sewer.
When the police came upon the
youth he wus sound asleep. He was
annoyed at the rude awakening and
wanted to know why be was being dis-
turbed.
While the police were urging the
youthful bermlt to come out several
“They Never Bit Me Once."
friendly rats ventured forth and
watched proceedings from the corner.
The young prisoner said he left bis
home about six months ago. Two
months later, he says, he decided that
the sewer should he his future home.
He had covered the walla with canvas
sheeting, had bought an old mattress
from a Jnnk man for a bed. had a dis-
carded blanket for covering, and said
be was happy.
The lad told the police he had tried
several experiments with boys as com-
panions, hut that they always were
frightened by the rata.
“I never knowed any nicer 'r better
rats," he explained. ‘They never bit
me once; maybe that was because I
was good to 'em and gave 'em lots to
eat I had two specially good pals
with them and them two used to Bleep
In the mattress with me every night”
MAN ROLLS FOR HALF MILE
Was Bound Hand and Foot by Ban-
dits Who Relieved Him af
Valuables.
Lo* Angeles.—Tied hand and foot
and gagged by robbers, who threw him
out of his automobile and stole It J.
W. McManus rolled half a mile on a
frost-covered road to seek help. Hla
time was two hours flat.
Reeking wet from his exertions, bnt
with frost-covered clothes, McMsnua
rounded a front porch, rolled Into posi-
tion and then thumped hla feet against
the steps until the residents came out
Released, he telephoned the sheriff's
office that as he had driven toward
Long Beach early In the day with
four young men who had gone out with
him to try the car. with a view to pur-
chase. they had pinioned him nnd de-
parted with the car. hla watch, stick-
pin and pocketbnok.
LOST BANKER IS FOUND
Disappeared From Hla Homs In Penn-
sylvania Six Years Ago—Dis-
covered in Florida.
Wilmington, Del.—Charles J. Pen-
nock. hanker and former state orni-
thologist. who disappeared from his
home in Kennett Square. Pa., six years
ago, has been discovered through hla
love for birds, which led him to write
an article for an ornithological Jour-
nal under hla own name. He was dis-
covered living In the forests of Florida,
whet* his only solace In hla self-en-
forced exile was tha companionship of
his beloved hints.
He was laboring under the delusion
that he must bury himself.4
Robs Millionaire of
His Gin and Trousers
Sants Barbara.—John
val J.'fferson. owner of one of
the^show places of the million-
aire colony In Montecltn. filed
charges ot brfrglury against
James I*wren-e. a negro, ac-
cused of enteHng the Jefferson
borne, "Mlrnflores.* at night and
stealing eight quarts of gin, live
pain of trousers, a camera and
a watch. The negro was caught
In Ventura. Ue bad the loot—
except the gin.
Prtaeher Lett Job for Looking at Girls.
Hnddon Heights, N. J.—"Ue couldn't
keep bis eyes off the girls.” waa the
verdict of the church council agaluat
the Rev. John F. Nichols, pastor of the
First Presbyterian church. Hla resig-
nation was demanded, on the ground
that ho paid too much attention to
I roung
COATEM
Stop Whipping Bowels
Into Activity, but
take "Cascarets"
Put aside the Salta, Pills, Castor Oil,
or Purgative Waters that Irritate and
lasli the bowels Into action but which
do not thoroughly cleanse, freshen
and purify these drainage organs, and
have no effect whatever upon the liver
and stomach.
Keep your “Insides" pure and fresh
with Cascarets, which thoroughly
cteaoae the stomach, remove the undi-
gested, sour food and foul gases, take
the excese bile from the liver and
carry out of the system all the con-
stipated waste matter and poisons In
the bowels which are keeping you half
•ick, headachy, and miserable.
Cascarets tonight will make yon feel
great by morning. They work while
you sleep—never gripe, sicken or cause
Inconvenience. Cascarets coat no little
too.—Adv.
A 8erious Drawback.
"That acnndal In which young Jack
Wldler got mixed up has Just about
ruined hla career."
"I don't see why It should be so bad
as that"
“Ton know he can't look people In
the face any more, ami he was study-
ing to be n dentist. "—Boston Tran-
•crlpt.
BREAKS YOUR COLD IN
JUST A FEW HOURS
"Pape’s Cold Compound” Instantly re-
llavaa stuffiness nnd
distress
Don't stay stuffed-up! Quit blowing
and snuffling 1 A dose of "Pape's Cold
Compound" taken every two hours un-
til three doses Re taken usually breaks
up a severe cold and ends all grippe
misery.
The very first dose opens your
dogged-up nostrils and the air pass-
ages of tbe bend; stops nose running;
tel levee the headache, dullness, fever-
ishness, sneexing. soreness nnd stiffness.
“Pape’s Cold Compound" Is the
quickest surest relief known and costa
only a few cents at drug stores. It
acts without assistance, tastes nice,
contains no quinine—Insist upon
Pape's I—Adv.
Hal Ha!
Briggs—He claims that he's living
high nowadays.
Griggs—Raise In salary?
Briggs—No; he claims his house Is
fJOOO feet above sea leved.
WHEN you see this famous
* * trade-mark, think a minute!
Think of the delicious taste of
a slice of fresh toasted bread!
That’s the real idea back of the
•uccess of Lucky Strike cigarettes.
Toasting improves tobacco just as well
as bread. And that’s a lot.
Try a Lucky Strike cigarette*'
Its toasted
In many cases writer’s cramp affects
the stomach.
Important to Mother*
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for Infanta and children, and see that it
Bears the
Signature of
In Use for Over 30 Years.
Children Crj lor Fletcher’s Castoria
Common senae Is none too common.
bdq enuaren, ana see umt u
''C&yffSSsfi*
Help! Help!
Another horrible pun has been per-
petrated—this time In the South. An
exchange, whose name we withhold to
nave it from tbe fury of tbe mob, re-
marks: “The orgy of high prices will
continue as long as the people are will-
ing to pay the orgynists.”—Boston
Transcript
Charles Clees
made to show
teeth."
says: "Smiles
tbe heart, not
are
the
A fool at forty
all at twenty.
may have
How’s This?
CHALL^HCAT?RRH MEDICOTB to tab.
•a Internally and acta through tha BtoaC
on tha Mueou■ Burfaraa af tha System.
Bold by druggists for ovar forty yaaito
Prior Tie. Testimonial. fraa.
P. J. Chaney A Co., Totado, CM*
It la easy to gat rich after yen havw
the flrat million.
Great Reduction in Price
DR. PRICE’S
Baking Powder
A name famous for 60 years
Reduced in Price Nearly One-Half
Millions of women know Dr. Price’s Baking Powder. The name
has been a household word for sixty years. A multitude of women
have never used any other kind.
The desire to reduce the cost of living has kept some women from
using it, although they have often said to themselves: “My, I wish
I could afford Dr. Price’s Baking Powder.”
Now their wish may be realized.
New methods of producing Dr. Price’s Baking Powder with pure
phosphate, the excellence arid wholesomeness of which are assured,
now make it possible to reduce the price nearly one-half
Here are the New Prices
25c for full weight 12-oz. can
ISc for full weight 6-ox. can
10c tor full weight 4-ox. can
There is no longer any excuse for using a
doubtful baking powder because it is cheap. ,
Dr. Price’s Baking Powder
Not Chaape—d With Ahm—Loaves No Bittor lasts—Always Wholssosx
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