Mayes County Republican (Pryor, Okla.), Vol. 11, No. 52, Ed. 1 Thursday, February 20, 1919 Page: 3 of 8
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the MAYES COUNTY REPUBLICAN
Calomel Today! Sick Tomorrow!
I Guarantee Dodson’s Liver Tone
Don’t take nasty, dangerous calomel when bilious,
constipated, headachy. Listen to me!
Calomel makes you sick; you lose a
day's work. Calomel Is quicksilver
and It salivates; calomel injures your
liver.
If you are bilious, (eel laxy, slug-
fish and all knocked out. If your bow-
els are constipated and your head
aches or stomach Is sour, just take a
spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver
Tone Instead of using sickening, sali-
vating calomel. Dodson's Liver Tone
to real liver medicine. You’ll know It
next morning because you will wake
Up feeling fine, your liver will he work-
ing, your headache nnd dizziness gone,
your stomach will be sweet and bow-
els regular. You will feel like work-
ing. Youll be cheerful; full of vigor
and ambition.
Your druggist or dealer aells you a
bottle of Dodson’s Liver Tone for a
few cents under my personal guaran-
tee that It will cleun your sluggish
liver better than nasty calomel; It
won't make you sick and you can eat
anything you want without being sali-
vated. Your druggist guarantees that
each spoonful will start your liver,
clean your bowels and straighten yoo
up by morning or you get your money
back. Children gladly take Dodson's
Liver Tone because It to pleasant tast
Ing and doesn't gripe or cramp or
make them sick.
T am selling millions of bottles of
Dodson’s Liver Tone to people who
have found that this pleasant, vege-
table liver medicine takes the place of
dangerous calomel. Buy one bottle on
my sound, reliable guarantee. Ask
your druggist about me.—Adv.
Defective Goods.
Mother was attracted by the yells of
her youngest offspring. For some
Strange reason she suspected that her
son William had something to do with
the vocal commotion. With father's
Funday-go-to-meetin’ razor strop In
hnnd nhe hurried to the nursery.
Willie met her with a disappointed
look on Ids face.
“Say, mu,” he began, disgustedly,
“Mrs. Brown was all wrong. It won't
do It at all.”
"Won’t do whnt" demanded mi.
“Bounce,” said Willie. “She said
the baby was a bouncing boy, hut he
ain't.”
Money's Devious Way*.
Mrs. Wnyup—Where did Mrs. de
Style get her new hat?
Mrs. Blase—That's a problem. She
bought It with the money which her
husband borrowed from her uncle,
who had-won It In a poker game from
her brother, to whom she had loaned
It shortly after her mother had taken
It from her father's pockets and given
It to her for a birthday present.—New
York (Kobe.
■rain Work.
"Adam gave u name to each of the
an linn Is.”
“Yes." commented the lesson-weary
small boy. “Maybe having to study
all that zoology was one reason why
be wasn't liuppy and contented in the
garden."
Out of father’s Hands.
"I'd like to get that son of mine to
spade up the yard.”
“Well, why don't you direct him to
do It?"
“1 don't know If I hove a right to
without consulting his scout commis-
sioner.”—8t. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The light of happiness Is often shut
•ut by the shadow of suspicion.
Don’t wait until, your
cold develops Spanish
Influenza or pneumonia.
Kill it quick.
CASCARAK? QUININE
Standard cold remedy for 20 rear*—4a tablet
form— **fe, oure, no opiate*—break* up ■ eold
in 24 hour*—relieve* grip in S day*. Money
back if it fails. The genuine box ha* a Red top
with Mx. Hill's picture. At All Drug Stom.
N. N. U., Oklahoma City, No. 3-1919.
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.
To half pint of water add 1 os.' Bay
Rum, a small bog of Barbo Compound,
and 14 ox. of glycerine. Any druggist can
put this up or you can mix it at home at
very little cost. Full directions for mak-
ing and use come in each box of Barbo
Compound. It will gradually darken
rtreaked, faded pay hair, and make it soft
and glossy. It will not color the scalp, is not
sticky or greasy, and does not rub off .Adv.
In Shadeland.
Galileo was reading the Evening
Star when Shakespeare happened
along. "Well, whut's the world doing
now, old top?" asked the Immortal
one."
"Ask me something easier. Bill," re-
plied Galileo. “I once got Into serious
trouble for volunteering that very In-
formation."—Buffalo Express.
Where He Stood.
A kiss stolen under the mistletoe
hud started It, and now he was await-
ing her reply.
“Wilfred," she said, softly, "before I
give you my answer you must tell me
something. Do you drink anything?”
At her first words his lmndsomt
face had darkened and grown gloomy;
hut at the finish of her remarks all his
despondency (led. Was that all she
WHnted to know?
Eogprly he rlnsped her In his arms
Hnd whispered In her rosy ear: “Any-
thing!" he said, fervently.
WEAK KIDNEYS MEAN
A WEAK BODY
When vou’re fifty, your body begins to tboee stiffened joints, thst backache, rheu-
Steak s little at the hinges. Motion is matiam, lumbago, sciatica, gall stone.,
more alow and deliberate. “Not so young gravel, “brick dust.” etc. They ere an
M I used to be” is a
come thought. Certain
rhicb
frequent and unwel- effective remedy for all diseases of the
in bodily functions bladder, kidney, liver, stomach and allied
upon which good health and good spirits i organs.
GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules
r.i. ■
so much depend, are impaired. The weak
I^lptoiSTXw t*henMelv™.r PaSl^Tnd cl~nse the kidneys and purify the blood
annov.be comnlications in other organs Th«? frequently, ward, off attack, of the
true with el-
derly people. If you only know how, this
trouble can be obviated.
For over 200 years GOLD MEDAL
Haarlem Oil has been relieving the in-
convenience and pa<n dus to advancing
years. It is a standard, old-time home
remedy, and needs no introduction. It is
now put up in odorless, tasteless capsules.
These sre rseicr snd more pleasant to taka
than the oil in bottles.
neys. They have a beneficial effect, and
often completely cure the disea-e< if tbo
bodily organs, allied with the bladder anJ
kidneys.
If you sre troubled with soreness seres
the loins or with “simple” ache* and pains
in the back take warning, it may tie the
preliminary indications of emn» dreadful
malady which can ho wurd::l off or cured
if taken in time.
Each capsule contains about one dose of Go to youv driiegirt today nrd yet a boa
fire drop.. Take them just like you would of GOLD MI DAL Haarlem Od < ••..iilos,
any pill, with a small swallow of water. Money refunded if tb-; do not help you.
Thev soak into the sv.tcm snd throw off I Three sire,. GOLD M»T>AL era t*-- pure,
the poison, which are making von old he-1 original imp—-' Hs.rlem Oil Capsules,
for® your time. They will quickly relieve J Accept No Substitute*.—AiaV*
The Old Order
Changeth
«*4*
By JANS OSBORN
a We. sMf
For MALARIA,
CHILLS and
FEVER
Alto a Fine General
Btranjthsnlns Tunic.
■V Y Mite ewsape
FROST FROOr
Cabbage Plants
lorty }mn_owl Ct. srlaslou WoksiaM, Hue-
sesalon and Flat Dsn b By si,rasa. MU. tl JSj
1,000. non; I IS at tl P>l 10.000 sad »» sill AS
F. O. B. her, Ur Pore I Post, prepaid. 100, Ms;
•00, tl Mtl.iui. U IO. Wholes*!, sal retail.
D. F. JAMISON, SUMMERVILLE. S. C
Children’s Coughs
any kt .hacked and matt aarlttM condition,
of tka throat will kt aftta avowed hr
promptly gtriag tfca child a 4ooa ot sdl
PISO’S
Unconscious Advertising.
Modest Young Lieutenant (n-portlnt
to C. It. after n thrilling mid Into S'
Man's IjiiiiI)—Captain. I wish to re
port Private I link's conduct In tin
highest terma of praise, lie Is th«
bravest nmn In the world, lie fol-
lowed mo every place I went.—Ontarlt
I'OHt.
The man tvho falls In luislneari. bin
continues tn live !n luxury. Is it thief.
—Spectator.
Gabriel will play the hytt trump In
the mine of life.
Vo* -- > VWetoite, Oaostag
| QUS* R«l/«bbtof sad Rttutat
Eyes
Ladas—Marta*fur Rad
tits*, Soreness, Granula
turn. Itching and Bumitq
of tha Evas or Eyelids
Aflat tfe Marita. Mabaring or —
(Copyright, UU. by McClure Newspaper
Syndicate.)
"You may be only a poor typist."
(tnug little Aunt Caroline hnd told her
niece Babette, "hut don't forget tlml
yop are a lady—or are entitled to call
ruin elf one ao long aa you don't do
any things (bat are unworthy of a real
lady."
Aunt Caroline had never done any
of those things j tn fact, she had work-
ed at rather trying odds fur the
last tea years In the uptown llni where
■be krpt bouse for her own four
sons and daughters and her niece
Babette.
Anu they had all remained ladles—
she and her daughter and the niece,
and tht three boys bad, so far as the
mother knew, remained “perfect gen-
tleman"—In spite of the three flights
up and the dingy, bare, painted wulla
of the kitchen where Caroline's work
never seemed to be done, and In spite
of the debts there had been to pay
after the husband's long Illness.
Op the parlor table there was a eopy
of a well-known hook on so-called so-
cial ossge. and although the chapter
on caudle parties and the advice the
writer of the book gnve on “how to
net when meeting the English royal
family," and how to write to the
archbishop of Canterbury had been of
little real use to Caroline, she found
much of It Immensely helpful to her
In her task.
The fact was that Caroline had. aa
she said, seen very much better days
In the years when she and her cousin.
Babette's mother—for Babette was
not a real niece—hnd. for one brief
season mingled In a society that never
found Its way to Caroline’s poor lit-
tle widow's flat
Then came the marriages of Caro-
line and Babette'a mother and the
death of both Babette'a parents, the
dpath of Caroline's husband, the bring-
ing up of the five children In the ways
of gentlefolk, and then, a year ago. Ba-
bette's engagement to Caroline's eldest
son—who, to he sure, was only a sort
of third cousin.
The courtship was conducted along
lines that would tinve been approved
by even the author of that book wm
social decorum on Caroline’s parlor
table. The yonng people, reminded
that It wa* not well-bred to go to the
theater unchaperoned, never went to
the movies on a Saturday night with-
out Caroline In tow, thongh poor t*ro-
line sometimes endured all kinds of
torment fearing that the was a hin-
drance to their good time. And Caro-
line remembered thst when BuWtte's
mother and she hnd been engnged they
had not permitted their lover* more
than the meagerest kisses, and those
on the cheek.
Engagements are sometimes broken,
they had been told, snd a “real lady"
would never cense regretting the (set
If she had ever allowed any more pa*,
slonate salute from a man who did not
become her husband. So Caroline
had told Babette and her *nn and.
though lhe.v hnd lieen engnged a year,
there was hut one salute a day. and
that very decorously upon the rheek.
When the first Christmas of their
engagement entile shoat Caroline had
reminded her children that “well-bred
engaged people did not give personal
presents." The young man. besides
the engagement ring, should give noth-
ing hut flowers, books an<l randy." Her
mvn husband had given her n eopy of
Tennyson’* poem* on the Christmas
they were engnged. nnd the Tennyson
now reposed beneath the Ismk on good
form on the parlor table.
He hnd given her rose* on all holl.
daya and randies every week-end.
Tnere was no reason. Caroline said,
"hy her son should not do so min-h
for Bnhetfe. lie rnuhl nfford It. for
lie was now getting a generous salary.
Bnhefte didn't nfien pnitosi. Inti she
"a* * prm-tlenl hit of a girl, nnd when
•lie might have been making n mlleo.
lion of useful lioiisehnld thing* given
Inr hv her liuslmnd-tielie—as other
girl* she knew did—she look snmll
(•lei sure In the little hum li of roses
that faded on her hitreiin after every
tinlldny nor In the (undies that she
slat red with her isiusins every week-
end.
From her own slender earnings she
might Imve bought things that would
eventually Irive bellied feather the
nest, ten. bill Caroline assured In-r
ftml would iml bine been In touul
form The great authority os|Hm-|hIIv
ennili'tied young womr.i a gainst giv-
ing inivihlng of a persotml imiiire in
their fli.uees.
liiu.ks, desk aroossnrlo*. ari-essnrfe*
ef «|s,rl—a riding crop, or someihiug
of tIml sort—were the things suggest.
•••I And as Caroline's cldc*l son.
Stephen. Imd no desk save Ihe iitflee
one he lolled at cighl hours n day.
ntnl knew no s|siris save «iniggling
wllli the crowds on his dally trip to
I""' friaii that oflbv. I hi I site's choice
wits limited JO IsNiks.
lie liked ihe Stevenson and the Kl|>-
lug «he had given hlui. lint how much
»oo«ei they emtld have lieen married
If Insleml of those hrv.:,* ,t)H could
nave given him *otneihlng that would
do for Ihe little flat—diulra nod ta-
bic*. or n ri|g. |tr.imps!
It wit* three weeks before Christ*
inns and llntvtle nnd Stephen bad
"•h -eerctly derided to linger after
then hour. I.( make the Chrtotmaa pur-
*»"•«*. Unknown to each oilier they
••« .heth part of the great throng
•at *••**nurd (MS of tha *
■tor** not fir from their own place*
of work. At the door of the store
Batetta bad received a little hollv
decked card, and on It were wrril*
something like this:
“Tin patriotic gift this year to the
■■eful gift. We feel It our duty to
urge oer customers to refrain from
twiylnr nonessentials. 8o. Instead of
displaying a large stork of Chrlstmn,
cnndle* and our usual Christinas
hook* and flower*, we are recommend
Ing gifts of useful household article*
nnd articles of apparel."
"lint If Caroline c.,uid see It that
way? mused Babette. and then, yield-
ln» to ihe temptation, she took the ele
valor to the floor where were onld
the hnutehnld article*, d!*he* and fnr
nlture and kitchen things. There *l>e
rnn almost precipitately Into Stephen
He. too. wa* holding one of the little
holly-decked card*.
“I have been looking at ■ aet of
dlshe*." he *ald. "Maybe after we
are married we can get one. He
pressed Rahette'a hnnd—perhaps that
wasn't exactly good form, but the
crowd was pushing close beside them
and no one could hare seen. "It's
pretty hard to wait," he aald. • “Ba
hette. If we had the thlnga to start
housekeeping on. perhaps we wonldn't
have tn wait ao long. Perhaps In
February—I heard today I'm to get a
good raise at New Year'a."
“If. Instead of getting esrh other
a set of Scott or Dickens we could pel
that set of dlshea and some things
to rook with—" faltered Babette.
“I could give mother $10 every
week, and still have enough to
ran onr little flat on." whispered
Stephen, “and Roger will be bringing
In more after New Year's."
There was little further explanation
It seemed as If they were compelled
by a force greater than the will power
of either, greeter than the silent In
fluence of Caroline or the binding
force of that hook on the parlor ta-
ble. Yea. they did go and they or-
dered that aet of dishes—that with the
money Stephen had expected to spend
on the leather-bound Scott with
Babette'a money saved for the edition
de luxe of Dickens they went and,
after a half hour wtth a patient aales-
womnn. bought everything that any
clever bride ever needed to make a lit-
tle flat kitchen complete.
Then they turned tbelr steps home-
ward toward Caroline.
“Perhaps we can arrange It In Janu-
ary—wnnld you, Babette? I've gov
enough saved for the bedroom aet. and
with thr dlshe* and the kitchen thine*
I’ve enongh for the other thlnga. Do
you suppose your mother—”
“There waa a pause, for tralfle made
It hard to understand; then a lull;
•There’s something In that Tenny-
son on the parlor table that goea Illie
this: ’
‘The old order changeth. yielding
place to new,
And God fulfills himself In many
ways.*
“Perhaps mother will see It that
way. and I brought this little card
home. Mother la very patriotic."
And. strangely enough. Caroline
mnde no protest, ao busy wa* she at
once In reading what the book on good
form had to aay on "wedding eti-
quette.”
NOT HARO TO RECOGNIZE HIM
Almost at a Glance Papa Could Tell
Which ef the Swane Waa
the Father.
Congressman Seaborn Ruddenbury
oY Georgia gently smiled when the
talk topic dwelt on the lord and mna-
ter of the domestic ranch. He aald
he was reminded of little John's visit
to the son.
While rambling around among the
anlmnls with hla father one afternoon,
so ran the story of the congressman,
little Johnny came to a miniature lake
on which two swans were swimming.
“Papa." aald Johnny, pointing a
chubby little Anger out over the lake.
•T* that ihe father swan or the mother
swan?"
"Which one do yon mean, Johnny?"
asked the old man. glancing In the di-
rection Indicated by the boy.
"I mean the one over there.” an-
swered Johnny. "The one with all the
feathers pecked off his head and
Isn't allowed to have the biscuit or
nothing."
"Yes. my son." promptly replied
imtsi, with Just a'Suspicion of a sigh.
"Hint's the father swan, all right."
An Anciant Custom.
Mr. Inglefleld. the principal door
keeper ut the British house of com-
mono, is dend. His was quite • re-
*|N>nslble post, for the holder must
hove an nstoundlng memory for faces,
rite house of commons Is protmbly the
last place where snuff Is regularly tak-
en. The attendants take It because
ihcy have long hour* of duty Id which
smoking la burred, and a good many
member* apparently follow the ancient
habit. Mr. Inglefleld. the Liverpool
I'ost says, always kept a box ob bis
sent at ihe door, and It was surprising
to see how numerous were tbs mem-
ber* who helped themselves to a pinch
aa they went la or out of tbo houses
Hlatorle Memorials.
In course of time the historic asso-
ciations of lbs battlefields of Manchu-
ria will be preserved by numerous
monuments that sre being erected by
the Society for the Preservation of
the Memory or Manchurian Battle-
fields. Up to data 23 memorials have
been erected, amoog the latest being
one marking the spot where Generali
Nogl and Btoesael met on the ere of
tbo surrender of Port Arthur.
Women in Parliament.
Wutata art bow satitled to tat *
tbo Brittob
tcctioo against inferior
Imitations. Just as tbs
sealed package Is pto-
tectloa against Imparity.
<
The Greatest Name
lo Coodp-Land-
Her Line ef Waste.
Mrs. Benliam—Talk Is cheap.
Benhuru—If It wasn't you’d be the
Host extravagant woman In the world.
BOSCHEE’S SYRUP
Why use ordinary cough remedies
when Boschee's Syrup has been used
so successfully for fifty-one years In
all parts of the United States for
coughs, bronchitis, colds settled In the
throat, especially lung troubles? It
gives the patient a good night's rest,
free from coughing, with easy expec-
toration In the morning, gives nature
a chance to soothe the Inflamed parts,
throw qff the disease, helping the pa-
tient to regain his health. Made In
America and sold for more than half
•v century.—Adr.
Do not rest your arms on the table.
Stack all your weapons In a corner be-
fore dinner.
Elderly Eggs.
Customer—Y’ou label those eggs:
"Fresh from the country." Are thoy
the same as I got here yesterday!
Grocer—Yes. sir.
Customer—What country do you
mean. China?
Best Fat Substitutes.
Norway has discovered that beef
suet Is not absolutely necessary to the
manufacture of margarine. Cod liver
oil, herring oil and other fish oils ar*
said to be excellent substitutes.
Well Trained.
“Does Bessie make George a good
wife?”
“No. but she has made him an aw-
fully good husband."
Fault finding, like charity, often b»
gins at home.
8com enmeth close upon servility.
Grow Wheat in Western Canada
One Chip Often Pays for be Lad
w<_____
Lara* proto an
sa caa W *° *
Fertile Land at $15 to $30 per Acre—
3 we production, me Goran- l
________JSSSsfSjuri
Grain Growing and Stock Raising.
ThouahWeetara Canada offers hnd ateuch low fisvret, tbs Wflb
prices of arsis, cmtl*,akssp sad boss will rraaln.
bSSfonaffitts: tmaduS;
church** splendid climate, low taxation (none on improvement*).
r. BL HEWITT, 2012 Hati Stmt, KANSAS CITY, Ha
Canadian Government Agent
C XTYv iti
Fxrm I uidsvV
Let our suggestion influence
you just once to try—then
you will be our friend and customer, for
HELIOTROPE
FLOUR
'The Always
Reliable”
b the most likable product of
golden wheat—a mining par
excellent for aO flour wn,
Aik Your Grocer—
Okhhera O* MU A
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