The Buffalo Bugle. (Buffalo, Okla.), Vol. 8, No. 30, Ed. 1 Thursday, October 24, 1912 Page: 3 of 8
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SHE COULD ANSWER FOR HIM
Little Comfort for Candidate in Rea-
son Assigned by Wife for Her
Being Confident.
Mr. Williams, ono of five candidates
for the office of sheriff in one of the
northern counties of Wisconsin, was
making a house-to-house canvass of a
rural district, soliciting votes. Coim
lng to the house of Farmer Thompson,
he was met at the door by the good
housewife, and the following dialogue
ensued:
“Is Mr. Thompson at home?”
“No; he has gone to town.”
“I am very sorry, as I would have
liked to talk to him."
"Is there anything I can tell him
for you?”
“My name is Williams, candidate for
sheriff, and I wanted to exact a prom-
ise from him to vote for me at the
coming election.”
“Oh, that will be all right. I know
he will promise, for he has already
promised four other candidates the
same thing.”—Norman E. Mack's Na-
tional Monthly.
MAKE DELICIOUS NUT FUDGE
HIS CAREER MAPPED OUT.
Confection That Is Worth All the
Care Necessary, and the Beat
of Materials.
Take two cupfuls of sugar, one largo
breakfast cupful of milk, one round-
ing tablespoonful of butter, a quarter
of a teaspoonful of cream of tartar,
vanilla or any other flavor, three
ounces of plain or glace fruits, or both
mixed, or 1% or two ounces of dis-
solved sweetened chocolate. l’ut
sugar, cre#in of tartar, milk and but-
ter In pan and dissolve, stirring care-
fully dll the time with thermometer.
1 toil to 230 degrees Fahrenheit, then l
remove pan to table and cool for \
five minutes. Then add the chopped j
nuts and glace fruit and flavor to
taste. Then stir in the fondant
worked with Anger tips to a thin, j
pliable sheet. When thoroughly
mixed and beginning to grain, pour j
into buttered tin or into a wax paper
on a board. Make batch half-an inch
thick. When set cut in bars or
squares and wrap in wax paper. For '
chocolate fudge, instead of the fruits, j
stir in from one to two ounces, accord-
ing to your taste, of unsweetened
chocolate which you have dissolved
in a small pan over a gentle heat.
when 1 grows up. Wot you goin’ to
be?”
“Me? I’m goln* to be a bunco man
an’ take yer farm away from you.”
Pure From Start to Finish.
There Is perhaps nothing In dally use
In the home In which purity Is so im-
portant as it is in baking powder. On
Its purity depends the purity of the ma-
terials used, the success of the bakings,
etc. And possibly the one thing that
has served to make Calumet Baking
Powder so much of a favorite with the
critical cooks of the country, is the fact
that Calumet is pure from start to finish.
You can rely on Calumet’s purity for
the simple reason that every ounce of
the materials used is first tested by ex-
perienced chemists and then mixed with
the utmost care to insure its uniformity.
And standing in the can or changes of
weather, etc., cannot alter it In any re-
spect.
But perhaps the best thing of all, is
the fact that Calumet never fails. Every
baking In w-hlch Calumet is used, is sure
to come from the oven as light and as
fluffy as you can wish. This not only
means wholesome, tasty foods—but a
big economy as well. Try Calumet next
bake-day—it’s the best baking powder
made—for two World’s Pure Food
Expositions, one in Chicago, 1907, one
at Paris. France, 1912—have given it the
highest awards. Adv.
HOUSEHOLD
fl Questions
To make an excellent dressing for
linoleum, take equal parts of linseed
oil and cider vinegar and mix them
thoroughly together.
Ices and ice cream will freeze more
quickly if a dipper of water is poured
over the ice and salt just before the
turning process begins.
To turn a cake easily out of a tin
set the tin on a wet cloth for a few
seconds immediately after removing
it from the oven and then turn it
out.
A porcelain sink can be quickly
cleaned with paraffin. Dip a flannel
lightly Into the paraffin and rub the
sink till all stains are removed, then
thoroughly wash It with soda water.
If vegetables are cooked in a steam-
er over hot water, and sprinkled with
salt when nearly done, then served in
a very hot tureen, they will be found
better, and are said to be far more
nutritious than when boiled in the
ordinary way.
To whiten ivory, rub it well with
unsalted butter and place it in the
sunshine. If it is discolored It may
be whitened by rubbing it with a
paste composed of burned pumice
stone and water and putting it In the
sun under glass.
SHARP PAINS
IN THE BACK
%
Point to Hidden
Kidney Trouble.
Have you a
lame back, ach-
ing day and
night?
l.)o you feci a ..
sharp pain after
bending over? k>
When, the kid-
neys seem sore
and the action
irregular, use
Doan's Kidney
Pills, which have
cured thousands.
vV
A Washington
Case—
**fvtry licturt
Till! a Story *'
H R. Hatch. 2514 Cedar St., Everett.
'Wauh., Bays: *‘Bt vere pnin» in my back
made me miserable. The kidney secre-
tions burned in pasalnK arid looked lH<e
blood. My back got so bad I could hard-
ly walk and any Jar sent iharp stalls of
pain through me. After specialists failed.
Doan’s Kidney Dills completely cured
me."
Get Doan's at Any Drug Store, 50c a Bo*
DOAN’S k^lnlIy
FOSTER-M1LBURN CO., Buffalo, New York
SUGARED.
MORAL FOR THE MONEY-MAD
Hope of Becoming Millionaires About
on a Par With the Washer-
woman's Delusion.
Prof. Warren M. Beldler of Bethel,
Pa, lq a recent address made the
striking assertion that the American
people, money-mad, taught their chil-
dren how to earn a living, but not
. how to live.
"There is no viler, and there Is no
| vainer ambition,” said Professor Beid-
ler to a reporter, "than that of the
American boy to become a millionaire.
What percentage of our boys do be-
come millionaires? It would take a
good many decimals to work that out,
believe me!
"The boy who sets his heart on a
million fares like the washerwoman
J who set her heart on a cross-eyed
aeronaut
" 'I hear you married that cross-eyed
teronaut last week?” said a friend.
“‘Yes, 1 did,’ replied the washeiv
| woman, as she rocked back and forth
| over her tub. “Yes, 1 married him,
and 1 gave him $500 out of my buildin'
association to start an airship fac-
tory.’
“ ‘That so?’ said tlio friend. ‘Where
is he now?’
" ‘I don't know,' said the washer-
woman. ‘I’m waitin’ for him to come
back from his honeymoon.’ ’’ t
! I
^-1 — A*..
Timely Reminder.
“We are still mining ore, growing
cotton and manufacturing steel,” said
the American host.
“Why do you tell me that?” in-
quired the foreign visitor.
"I just want to remind you that the
country is producing something be-
sides politics.”
German Pancakes.
One heaping cup of flour, one-half
teaspoonful of salt, two cups of milk
or water, three eggs. Sift flour and
salt into a bowl, add milk or-water
and mix it to a smooth batter, then
add the beaten egg yolks. Beat the
white stiff and add gradually to the
batter, stirring, constantly. Place a
medium-sized frying pan over the fire,
with half a tablespoonful of butter or
lard; as soon as hot pour in suffi-
cient of the mixture to cover the bot-
tom of the pan, shake the pan to and
fro and bake until a light brown on
one side; turn over and bake the
other. Slip the pancake onto a hot
plate and bake the remaining batter
; the same way. Serve at once. This
J quantity makes four pancakes.
Palliating News.
“Oh, dear, officer, was my poor hus-
band shot when you got him to the
station?"
“No, madam; only half 6hot.”
Mean Hint.
“Men are what their diet makes
them.”
“You must have been eating a great
deal of sheepshead fish lately.”
Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inflamma-
tion, allays paiu, cures wind colic, 25c a bottle.
AdT.
More firm and sure the hand of
courage strikes when It obeys the
watchful eye of caution.—Thomson.
Young Onions on Toast.
Clean the onions, then tie in
bunches and ;cook in boiling water
slightly salted until tender; drain off
the water, cut the strings and place
six onions on pieces of toasted bread.
Trim the green tops neatly. After the
toast is placed on the platter pour
over just sufficient hot water to slight-
ly moisten. Dissolve a teaspoonful
of beef extract in one cupful of hot
water, then add It gradually to one
tablespoonful of butter melted and
mixed with one tablespoonful of flour,
as is done for a cream sauce; stir un-
til creamy, adding more hot water If
too thick. Some flours thicken'more
than others. Season with salt and
pepper and pour over the onions.
The People’s
Choice
for relieving and overcoming
such ills as
INDIGESTION
POOR APPETITE
FLATULENCY
CONSTIPATION
BILIOUSNESS
AND MALARIA
is the famous
Hostetler’s
Stomach Billers
It invigorates—tones—
strengthens—rebuilds
■0 nus til LEADEN 1ST IT TOOAT
The Grits Ball.
No, you don’t dance it.
Neither do you throw it.
Rather it is designed to eat.
The shell is made pf aluminum.
The round perforations admit the
steam.
One cup of grits or rice is held in
it
The grits ball opens on a binge
just as does a tea ball.
It is handier and looks nicer than
an ordinary bag.
Kitty (blushing)—I am angry with
Horace, and I only gave you that kiss
through revenge.
Harry (laughing)—It reminded me
of revenge.
Kitty—In what way?
Harry—Well, you know, “revenge
Is sweet."
A While for a Time.
A Cleveland school teacher writes
that she asked her class what was
the difference between the expres-
sions, “a while,” and “a time,” says
the Cleveland Plain Dealer. Nobody
seemed to have any idea on the sub-
ject. Finally the light of intelligence
was seen to shine in the eyes of one
little boy, and the teacher called upon
him to save the intellectual honor of
the class.
“I know, teacher!” he cried eager-
ly. “When papa says he’s going out
for a whlie, mamma says she knows
he’s going out for a time!”
That’s one way of looking at it.
Explains the Undertaker's Grouch.
“Who is that fellow sitting humped
up and muttering to himself out there
on the horse block?”
“Aw, that's Ezra Toombs, the under-
taker,” replied the landlord of the
Skeedee tavern. “He’s feeling sore
over the way his business has been
going of late. You see, the doctor
gave Judge Fecbles two weeks to live;
that was six weeks ago, and the Judge
is up and around now and flggerin’ on
marryin’ again. Every time Ezra
meets the doctor he asks him, ‘How
about it, hey?’ and they have a row.
And now he’s slttin' out there watch-
ing a tramp painter gilding the weath-
er vane of the church, across the
street. Ezra says, by Heck, he's about
ready to move away, things is so dead
here.”—Kansas City Star.
Absoroed.
A college professor noted for his
concentration of thought, returned
home from a scientific meeting one
night, still pondering deeply upon the
subject that had been discussed. As
he entered his room he heard a noise
that seemed to come from under the
bed.
“Is there someone there?” he asked
absently.
“No, professor,” answered the In-
truder, who knew his peculiarities.
“That’s strange,” muttered the pro-
fessor. “I was almost sure I heard
someone under the bed.”
PIMPLES COVERED FACE
!
1613 Dayton St., Chicago. 111.—"My
face was very red and irritated and
was covered with pimples. The pim-
ples festered and came to a head.
They itched and burned and when I
scratched them became sore. I tried
soaps and they would not stop the
itching and burning of the skin. This
lasted for a month or more. At last I
tried Cuticura Ointment and Soap.
They took out the burning and itching
of the skin, soothing it very much and
giving the relief that the others failed
to give me. I used the Cuticura Soap
and Ointment about three weeks and
was completely cured.” (Signed) Miss
Clara Mueller, Mar. 16, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
post-card “Cuticura, Dept L, Boston.”
Adv.
Mother Goose in Poultry Trade.
It is reported that the following oc-
curred in a small poultry store
kept by the widow of the deceased
merchant:
“I should like to see a nice fat
goose,” said a customer, entering the
shop.
"Yes, sir,” replied the boy. “Moth-
er will be down directly.”—Womans
Home Companion.
Call to Arms.
“Bang!” went tba rifles at the ma-
neuvers,
“Oo-oo,” screamed the pretty girl—
a nice, decorous, surprised little
scream. She stepped backward Into
the surprised arms of a young man.
"Oh,” said she, blushing, "1 was fright-
ened by the rifles. I beg your par-
don.”
"Not at all,” said the young man.
“Let’s go over and watch the artil-
lery.”
Reason Was Plain.
“My husband has deserted me and
I want a warrant,” announced the
large lady.
“What reason did he give for desert-
ing you?” asked the prosecutor.
“I don’t want any lip from you. I
want a warrant. I don't know what
reason he had.”
“I think I understand his reason,”
said the official feebly, as be proceed-
ed to draw up a warrant.”
Takes Ugliness Philosophically.
A man whose face is heavily pitted
through a case of smallpox in his in-
fancy, has been able to extract amuse-
ment from his appearance. Once he
gave an explanation’of it by say-
ing that he had fallen down a shot
tower.
Asked how he was able to shave
himself, he answered;
“With a belt punch.”
Unsophisticated.
"Darling.” said the fond youth, pro-
ducing a ring, "w hich is the right fin-
ger?”
"For goodness sake, Algy!” re-
sponded the maiden, ’ don’t you know?
Nineteen years • old and never been
engaged to a girl before!”
Big Difference.
“Did you have any osculatory enter-
tainment at your party?”
"No; only some kissing games.”
Wise Young Man.
That was a very wise Cambridge
student of whom the London story
tellers werd talking some time ago.
One of Ids college friends finding him-
self without funds, went to this Sol-
omon of students to borrow. He found
him in bed. Seizing him by the shoul-
der, lie shook him.
“I say," lie said, "are you asleep?”
"Why do you ask?” queried the
other, sleepily.
"I want to borrow a sovereign."
"Yes," said the other, turning over
.mi closing Ills eyes. "I’m asleep.”
Heredity.
"Mies Comeup is now in the swim."
"She ought to take naturally to it.
Her father was a milkman.”
For President
il.W.W.? f.R.? W. H.T?
Eut for your next Tea Party
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Shipping Fever
£1 Catarrhal Fever
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polnoiiouH u-ermn from the I
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Causes and Cures.h
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And II a
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EVERY CHILD SHOULD HAVE THE
Faultless Starch Twin Dolls
Mias Lilly White and Miss Phoebe Priam.
If yon will or© tho best etarch made both of tides©
igdollH, each 121-2 inches high and ready to cut out
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and 8c5enta in stamps to cover postago^and packing^
fronts or Hix 5 cent fronts and 4 cents in stamps. Out
out this ad. It will be accepted in place of one 10
©out front, or two 5 cent fronts*
be accepted
I with eiM-h application*
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W.L.DOUCLAS
SHOES
God has placed the genius of wom-
en in their hearts, because the works
of this genius are always works of
love.—Alphonse De Lamatina
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FOR MEN AND WOMEN L
fiqys «fesr W. L. Doufjlnm $2.00, 92.60 A 93.00 School iij
Shoos, because ono pain will positively outwear two \|?
pairs of ordinary shoes, saino.as the mmr.'m shoos. r?
W.LDougla*make*and sells more $3.00,$3.50 & $4.00 shoes /I
than any other manufacturer in the world.
THE STANDARD OF QUALITY FOR OVER 30 YEARS.
The workmanship which has made W. L. Douglas shoes famous the world
Over is maintained in every pair.
Ask your dealer to show you W. L. Douglas latest fashions for fall and winter
wear, notice the short vamps which make the foot look smaller, points in a
shoe particularly desired by young men. Also the conservative styles which
have made V/. L. Douglas shoes a household word everywhere.
If you could visit W. L. Douglas large factories at Brockton, Mass., and se*
for yourself how carefully W. L. Douglas shoes are made, you would then un«
derstand why they are warranted to fit better, look better, bold their shape and
wear longer than any other make for the price. fnaf Color £ ytlsts.
CAUTION.—To protect you against inferior shoes, W. L. Douglas stamps his name on the hot-
tom. Loot for the stamp. Beware of substitutes. W. L. Douglas shoes are sold in 78 own
stores and shoe dealers everywhere. No matter where you live, they are within yourreacb.
If your dealer cannot suptlv you. write direct to factory tor catalog showing Sow to order
by msuL Shoes sent everywhere, delivery charges prepaid. WX-Douglas. Brockton. Muss
Potted Chicken.
A chicken is cut up as for fricassee
and to each pound of meat allow two
tablespoonfuls of flour, one-half tea-
spoonful of salt (very scant) and a
dust of pepper. Mix thoroughly and
roll each piece of the meat in the
mixture. Pack closely In a large
bean pot and cover with boiling wa-
ter; bake for three hours and a half.
Cover after 10 or 15 minutes, but not
before it boils.
Not New.
First Neighbor—Have you heard
tell of them new-fangled trial mar-
riages ?
Second Neighbor—I don’t Bee noth-
ing new-fangled about ’em. Mine's
been a trial for me for the last twenty
years!—Judge.
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
Color more goods brighter and faster colors than any Vher dye. One I'1c package colors all J^^dyeii^c^Hw^terbetteO^m^ijyotfwrdye. Youcsn
rou HAVE
Piles. Sick M.-sJ.. . . Costive
Dumb Ague, Sour Stomach, and
Batching; II year food doe* oat assimilate and
ysa ha* e do apretlte.
Tuft’s Pills
Wfli remedy these tressbie*. Prtc*. U rums-
F.ve Hri Salve
Hominy Cake*.
Take two breakfast cups of boiled
hominy, beat It smooth, work In two
cups of milk a teaspoon of salt, two
cups of flour, lastly three eggs well
beaten Mix till all is thoroughly in-
corporated Form the mixture Into
cakes; fry the same way as fritters.
Good Time to Do It.
’Ts your daughter going to practice
on the piano this afternoon?"
"Yea. 1 think so.”
“Well, then. I’d like to borrow your
lawn mower. I’ve got to cut the grass
some time, anyway."—Judge.
It Is easy for a girl to pretend to
love an old millionaire and fool hito
Into thinking It Is real.
Daddy's Whack-Whack.
On the occasion of her last visit to
a certain Baltimore household a young
matron of that city found a little
! friend in tears.
“What's the matter with little Ma-
rie?" she asked, endeavoring to con-
sole the weeping child
"Daddy has just given me whack-
whack,' the youngster replied between
sobs.
"Thoughtless daddy!” exclaimed the
young woman, repressing a smile.
I "And where did he whack-whack little
Marie?"
"On the back of my tummy," was
the answer.
Official Scoring.
“Should Blucher get the credit for
winning Waterloo?"
"No; that victory is properly cred
Ited to Wellington Blucher didn’t re-
^ lieve him until about the eighth in-
ning ’’
TO DRIVE OTT MALARIA
Tsk* tba t^'L^r^lioViWTAVritLKse
CHILL IONIC- Vuq know what yoo are laking.
The furtuD.u I* plainly prtnu-4 on rtrry buitlf,
• hv.wtna it u limply
’ ouinlne and In n in a ta»ir e*a
form, and the neat effectual form, lor groan
people and chi Id non, SO cent*. Adv.
Accounted For.
"The piece was very raw ”
"Then It deserved a roasting."
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