The May Bugle (May, Okla.), Vol. 19, No. 32, Ed. 1 Thursday, May 3, 1923 Page: 2 of 8
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SAMMY SAUSAGE’S PRIZE
"Cnint, grunt,” said Sammy Sau-
sage. • J won a prize.”
“Squeal, squeal," said Miss Ilani,
“tell us about it. Let us see tlie
prize.”
Let us see the prize; grunt, grunt,”
said Grandfather Porky Pig.
i es. we take such an Interest in
.von, grunt, grunt,” said Sir Percival
Pork.
"e do that," said Sir Henjamin
Huron, “Let us see your prize. We
"ant to admire it, for we are sure it
Is a delicious prize.”
“Delicious V” questioned Sammy
•Sausage.
Well, surely it is something to
eat,’ said sir Henjamin Huron.
“"'ell, I never said it wasn't food
ami I never said it wasn't delicious,”
said Sammy Sausage as he twisted
llls little tail and looked out of- the
fon,er °f 1'ls right eye in u very
amused way.
"Hear me, dear me,” said Grand-
father Porky, "whatever do you mean,
Sammy Sausage? You don't explain
yourself at all.
, I' irst you tell us you won a prize. |
nat ,'on ,'ve a11 Like a nice pig inter- '
st ln w,lat you have done and in
■' °"r success nnrl we ask you to show
the prize.
"Then when we say that without
"°u',t !' niust be a delicious prize you
seem surprised and you say ‘delicious’
III a very surprised manner.
“Then when we say that surely we
I'ouglit It was something to eat you
or
A Great ^’ediciro
R' Ko' »• ^'Cal-
•n n,r n,aI11,f d<’ ,,,’t o.ld VLn 1 uae
i o ru-na. It is a great medicine.”
During the last fifty years, JV-m-nn his
for2ataV?hd rUp"n us thf* medicine
bo»f hn mli *,v,'r*; description, whether it
5?ota«orgttnStt °at’ ■‘tuu“icb’ bow«ts
Ti XnTsSZ? fr"/
ur apauibh §^:°Dted' tt. afteFtae grip
Sold Everywhere
Tingles blow!
I’roud lhe homage we show!
°ur "Unknown One,”
His buttle won,
Sleeps well in stately “Place In Sun;"
Columbia’s sou
In Arlington
la shrined with Lincoln, Washington.
Hut, Oh, Oh,
If his Mother could know!
By JOHN DICKINSON SHERMAN
LLI.O, good Americans all
■ I regardless of sex, race,
nil class or creed ! Have you
I I'cmeinbered that ttie sec-
ond Sunday in May is
Mother's Day? Well, It is,
tills year, and every year,
by act of the Congress of
the United States of
America. The Congress also says •
“Ul.v your Flag I” Then put a car-
nation In your lapel and you have
started Mother’s Day right.
If your mother is where you cnn
lay hands on her, P’l her you love
her—and prove it.
It she isn’t,* telephone her; telegraph
her. write her—if you don't go and
vislr her.
Ami if your mother lias gone where
you may some day join her—if you de-
serve it—do something that you know
would [dense her—-something worthy
of her and of the day.
reverence—Is doubtless In n way a
Mother's Day to every woman. Sings
“Iris” in “From PHlur to Post;”
His advent seems a thins; apart,
let Love each day is brinKlns
Glad news. Each mother, jn her heart,
Magnificat” is singing,
lonr lltUe son upon your breast
is God s dear child as truly
AS ™P8U? was' when angels blessed
ill© baby Savior newly.
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Mother’s Day originated with Miss
Anna Jarvis of Philadelphia, and it
was celebrated by several cities in
11*10. An act of Congress In liii i nu.
'horized the President to designate
hy annual proclamation the second
Sunday of May as Mother’s Day and
to request the display of dm American
Mag on government buildings aud prl-
vate homes.
Mother's Day Is set apart for spe-
cial observance In honor of the home
and motherhood, its purpose Is to re-
call tlie memories of mothers who
have gone; to brighten the lives of
those who remain; to stimulate men
women and children to honor home
and parents. It Is to be observed by
hcIs of kindness to mother and fa-
ther; hy service In churches of all
creeds, and by wearing a white carna-
tion—emblem of tlie purity, beauty,
fidelity and strength of mother love.
1 There Is a Mother’s Day Interna-
tional association, with headquarters
in Philadelphia, which aims to make
men and women realize their indi-
vidual responsibility to rigid tlie
wrongs of motherhood ami childhood;’
in die name of mother to Inspire men
to carry forward work for the home
which will promote die brotherhood of
man. and to perpetuate and strengthen
family ties by tlie establishment and
observance of the day lu all coun-
1 ri eg.
• • •
Christmas Day—he It said In all
Tlie well-known human heart Is a
curious tiling, as has been said times
too numerous to mention. Now, here's
' P’ Gog” In “A Line o’ Type or
j from tlie signature it’s fair to
j assume that lie’s a little, old, dried-up,
I highbrow professor:
| Their old-fashioned sweetness,
! heir simple perfect beauty,
Somehow reminded me of Mother.
I burled rny face in their exquisite fra-
grance
tenderly caressed their soft petals
"lth my cheeks and my lips,
And htek®n lhe Pent up longing of my
Which1'VP ",la,r3 wl,h tear-pearls
" hhMi glistened In the morning sun
Mother! Oh, Mother ...
Now, suppose the lilacs that “P D
Gog” remembered so fondly bordered
the path to a certain kitchen door.
If so, its a fair guess that tlie next
moment lie was smiling through his
tears as he remembered himself, a
husky, low browed youngster, crying
out: “Oil, goody I Maw, kin 1 huve u
drumstick?”
One of tho tilings that is worrying
the sociologist these days Is tlie dis-
appearance in tlie cities of tlie old-
fashioned home. This is an age of
apartments and of dwellers who get
their meals anywhere except at home.
In such a scheme of existence n near-
by delicatessen shop is, of course an
advantage. Hut, Incidentally and con-
fidentially, one wishes much for a vo-
cabulary that could do Justice to tlie
emotions aroused by a delicatessen
shop In tlie man who has memories
of an old-fashioned kitchen and of
“pies like mother used to make.”
Tlie Chicago Dally News recently
reprinted from Eugene Field’s famous
“Column” of September 14, 1888, Hie
story culled “Col. Gates, Director” it
purports to be told hy a passenger
in 1867 In tlie one sleeper of a train
on tlie “Hnn’bu ’ml St. Jo'.” 'Tlie por-
ter notified tlie passengers to lie care-
ful not to snore, ns Col. Elijah Gates,
a director, was aboard. Then a wom-
an with a baby got on. There was
no bunk for tier, but tlie porter al-
lowed her io sit back by tlie stove.
I hen (lie baby began to cry. Col.
L'J.v Gates heaved himself out of
Ids bunk and pompously Informed the
young woman that she must keep tlie
child quiet. Hut the child kept on
crying, and a second time tlie colonel
went marching down the aisle and
admonished tlie young ivomnn, Hut
the baby still cried, and then the
colonel charged down upon the young
woman for the third time. Here’s the
^t-o fnasTT j
told p- U'e St°ry ,,s Eugene Field
"Look-a-here, „,y good woman,” sez
,,® tot(,le -vo"n« woman with the baby.
As wu* fellin’ you afore you must
do sumpln to keep that child quiet.
It 11 never do to keep all these folks
awake like this. They’ve paid for a
good nights sleep ’nd it’s my duty ns
a di.ector uv the Han’bul ’nd 8t. Jo*
to pertest agin’ this disturbance. I've
raised a family of ’leven children, ’ml
(llnk,n°'V "S ,vvel1 l,s 1 know anythink
that that child is hungry. No child
ever cries like that when it Isn’t hun-
gry so I insist on your nursin’ it and
givin us peace and quiet.”
snRfie" Uie y0"ng won,un b°S"n t0
Law me, sir," sez tlie young wom-
an, ‘I ain’t Hie baby’s mother—I’m
only jest tendin’ It.” .
The colonel got pretty mad then •
ids face got red ’nd ids voice kind uv
trembled.
"Where Is its mother?" sez the
colonel. “Why isn’t she here, takin’
care uv tills hungry ’nd cryin’ child
like she ought to be?”
"She’s in the front car, sir,” sez tlie
young woman, chokin’ up. “She’s in
tlie front car—In a box, dead; we’re
takin’ tlie body ’nd the baby back
home."
Tlie colonel didn’t wait for no sec-
ond thought, lie jest reached out his
big bony hand ’nd he sez: "Y’oung
woman, gi’ me Hint baby,” sez it so
quiet ’ml so gentle like that it win
ttie baby’s mother that vvuz spenkln*.
The colonel took tlie baby ami—
now maybe you won’t believe me-—
the colonel held that baby ’tid rocked It
in his arms ’nd talked to it like It had
been ids own child. And the baby
seemed lo know that It lay agin’ a
lovin’ heart, for when It heerd tlie ol’
mans kind voice an’ saw ids smilin’
face ’nd felt tlie soothin’ rockin’ of
ids arms tlie baby stopped Its grievin’
and cryin’ ’nd cuddled up close to tlie
colonels breast ’nd begun to coo and
121 fT.
Tlie colonel called Hie nigger “Jim”
sez lie, “you go ahead ’nd tell the con-
ductor to stop tlie train at tlie first
farm house. We’ve got to have some
milk for tills child—some warm milk
with sugar into it; I hnln’t raised a
nnnlly of ’leven children for nothin’.”
The baby didn’t cry no more that
night; leastwise we didn’t hoar It if it
' ®r.y' A.",, "hnt lf we '"i'1 heard
It. Hlessed If I ,]„n-t think Hint every
ast one uv us would huve got up t®
help tend that lonesome little thing.
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The Call of the Code.
He had gone South on a hurried busi-
ness trip and his “underthings,” as
I hey say in the stores, were of winter
weight. lie wished lighter uppnrc! ami
lie sent the following code telegram
to Iiis wife;
“S-O-S-ll V-D P-D-Q.”
Inside Information is at the mercy
of Information that is “insider.”
Recovering.
"Tell me, John, have yOU resd my
new hook ?" 3
"\®s. „but 1 fp<,l s trifle better by
now. —Copenhagen Klod-Hans.
'We Take Such an Interest in You.”
say Hint you never sail It wasn't de-
icious aud that you never said it
wasn't something to eat.
"True enough. Hut the puzzling
,Ilrt is t,lat You’ve really told us noth.
mg at all.
“And here vie are. ready to be
interested, dear Sammy Sausage, my
beloved grandson, and the pride of his
grandfather’s* porky eve.
I V«» always thought you would do
well Sammy, I was always one to say
you had it In you.” 3
“I liave heard,” said Snminv, with
“ "all”ht-v twinkle in his eve “that
when creatures were successful ever
and ever so many people were apt to
came around and tell them what
f lends they had always been and how
fey laid always known it was in
Utese successful ones to he successful
-No. they were going to bo around
"lien the good times came. Then they
"ere going say that they bad en-
couraged these successful ones to this
success!
“And it seems as though now that
.vou think I've been successful vou
were going to tell me how you always
knew I had it in me and yet I never
remember your saying this before”
“Never mind,” said Porky pm
“what you remember. I know what I
always thought and I know I always
thought you had it in you.’!
“Show us tlie prize and don’t talk
so much,” Hie others squealed.
“M.v prize,” said Sammy, “was food
and it was delicious and it is all gone
NOW.
“I wouldn’t show you my prize. I
could not show you my pn*P now> 1?ut
I wouldn’t have done so before bt
cause I knew that it would only be
quarreled about.
“I didn't want to start a lot of fuss
ing.
‘Ami would nil have thought in
some way you hml helped me to get
It Jiiid so that you deserved your re-
ward.
“Hut no, I knew you didn’t nnd so
1 didn’t bother to talk about it with
you before. Now It Is safely put away
in my own good tummy and I tell you
IliHt I won a prize now that it is all
rigid to tell you.
“I won it because I found a lot of
pig weed where no one thought there
was any. That was my prize for mv
smart discovery. I gave myself the
prize ami 1 thanked myself-for givin-
myself so tine a prize for this discov-
er.v.”
Hut die pigs had all wandered o(T—
Sammy’s prize no longer Interested
them!
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