IRSDAY EVENING, MAY 12, 1914.
SWATTING SEASON
(CopyriKl.i.j
" ' "I*,P'N* SHAWNEE DAILY NEWS-KERALD,
WORKED FOR COVETED CAR
Boys Had Sense Enough to See Fa-
ther's Position, and the Reault
Was Good.
A farmer was considerably In debt;
his Interest charge was about all It
was safe to be. The boys were good,
hard-working, thoughtless, fun-loving
boys—Juat the natural sort. They
prayerfully besought their father to
buy a motor car. This he did not
think he could afford. The boys re-
sented his seeming stinginess. Then
the man had an inspiration, relates
the Breeders' Gazette
The oldest boy was set to keeping
an account of the farm operations
expense and Income. They credited
the place with all that they ought;
they charged to "real estate" ditches
and limestone spread; they inven-
toried at the beginning of the year.
Then with the balance sheet before
them they made an intellegent analy
sis of their position.
They had uot yet reached the point
where they could afTord the car—the
boys themselves decided that—but
they were coming out from under the
debt. They had proof that this ven-
ture was profitable and that they saw
whe.'e wise expenditure for fertilisation
or for shelter would add to gains.
Like good business partners they laid
their plans and went on with their
work, more interested than ever, since
now the farming was a game at which
they could skillfully play and hope
for winnings.
Then this same farmer told his boys
they should have the car as soon as
they asked for it. The sons, knowing
all about the conditions, replied that
they hoped to be ready for it In two
years.
THREH
BASEBALL
♦ ♦ * * ♦ ♦ + ♦ ♦ ♦ 4. + + + +
♦ +
* FEDERAL LEAGUE. *
♦ ♦
♦ ♦♦♦♦♦ + ♦ ♦ + -f ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
Standing of the Tennis.
Won Lost
Baltimore  13
Indianapolis  11
St. Louis  13
Chicago  11
Brooklyn   7
Buffalo   8
Kansas City   9
Pittsburg   7
♦ NATIONAL LEAGUE ♦
♦ ♦
♦♦♦♦♦♦ *♦ ♦ ♦ * ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
Standing ol the Tennis,
Won Lost
Pittsburg   15 4
Brooklyn   9 6
Philadelphia   9 6
New York    8 6
Cincinnati  10 11
Chicago   9 12
St. Louis   8 16
Boston   3 12
Results Ycsterdny.
New York, 6; Boston, 3.
Philadelphia, 2; Brooklyn,
Only two games played.
(■ames Today.
Boston at Pittsburg.
Chicago at St. Louis.
Only two games scheduled.
5
8
10
10
8
11
14
12
3,
Results Yesterday.
Pittsburg, 2; Brooklyn, 0.
Baltimore, 4; Buffalo, 3 .
Indianapolis, 4; Kansas City
St. Louis-Chicago, postponed; rain
Gaines Today.
Kansas City at Indianapolis
St. Louis at Chicago.
Pittsburg at Brooklyn.
Baltimore at Buffalo.
Had Lung Trouble
and Expected to Die
With the civilised world anxiously
seeking a specific for Lung Trouble, the
number of recoveries brought about
through the use of Eckman's Alterative,
a medicine for Throat and Lung Trou-
bles, is attracting universal attention.
For fifteen years Rckman's Alterative has
been used and the reports of recoveries
in many supposed hopeiesw cases indicate
tbat this medicine is doing a vast
amount of good. Head this:—
33 it St.. Keyser. W. Va.
"Gentlemen: I was taken sick In No
vember. 1908, with a very had cold and
dizzy spells. The doctor then pronouneed
my case as Malaria Fever. I grew stead-
ily worse. Had two consultations held
over me. and the verdict was that the
fever had affected my lungs and that my
case was hopeless: only gave me two
months to live. Mv physlelnn had tried
most nil kinds of treatment nnd none did
me any good, so he asked my husband if
lie objected to him trying a proprietary
medicine So I began on voiir Alterative.
I was in bed frohl November .TO. „n
tfl February 'J.\ 1009. and was thought
dying several times Today I am health
ler and stronger than ever."
(Signed) x MRS. II. K. BRILEY.
(Above abbreviated; more on request.)
Eckman's Alterative has been proven bj
many years' test to be most efficacious
for severe Throat and Lung Afreet Ions.
Bronchitis. Bronchial Asthma. Stubborn
Colds and In upbuilding the svstcrn.
Contains no narcotics, poisons or hnblt
forming drugs. Ask for booklet telling
of recoveries, and write to Rckman
laboratory, Philadelphia. Pa., for e*'
dence. For sale by all leading drugg' t 
♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
♦ ♦
♦ AMERICAN LEAGUE. ♦
♦ ♦
Standing of tlic Teams.
Won
Lost
Pet
Detroit  
 16
7
.696
Philadelphia ...
 10
7
.588
New York ...
 10
8
.556
St. Louis  
 11
11
.500
Washington ...
 9
10
.474
Chicago  
 10
13
.435
Boston  
12
.368
Cleveland  
  7
14
.333
K"8ult8 Yesterday.
N v York, 8; Boston, 6.
Philadelphia, 8; Washington,
Only two games scheduled.
Games Today.
Chicago at Washington.
St. Louis at Boston.
Detroit at New York,
('loveland at Philadelphia.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION
-f
Standing of the Teams.
ROCK ISLAND.
(Ccrrcvx©* January 19.)
Effective Saturday night, 12 m. Jan-
uary 17.
lVest Bo..ml.
Arrives Leaves
No 41— 2:20 a m  2:30 a m
(For Tucumcari)
(For Amarillo)
No. 47— 9:30 a m  9:35 a m
(For El Reno)
No. 85*  7:30 a m
♦Local freight. Leaves yards daily
except Sunday.
East Round.
Arrives Leaves
•No. 48— 2:10 a m  2:20 a m
(For McAlester)
No.' 44—11:10 a m 11:25 a m
(For Memphis)
No. 42—10:c2 p m 11:00 p m
(For Memphis)
No. 84* 8:20 a m
'Local, freignt. Leaves passenger
station daily excepc Sunday.
SANTA FE.
For North. For the South
414—7:05 am   317— 8:50 a in
408—1:00 p nr.   301— 2:50 p ra
Prom the North. From uhe South
414—6:00 pro   313— 4:55 p m
07—2:45 p ra   302—11:40 a m
Let Uncle Try for Another.
The little Hratenahl boy visited his
uncle, who lives away out in thecoun
try. Uncle is a devout man; a pillar
of the church and a breeder of fine
horses. And upon a certain pretty colt
did our little friend cast his eye with
admiration and covetousness.
'Uncle Samuel," he said, "will you
please give me that colt?"
"Why, no, Harold," answered the
uncle. "'I can't give you that colt.
Do you want a colt very badly?"
"I'd rather have a colt than any-
thing else in the world!"
"Well, if you want a colt that much
you ought t<^ pray for it. When I
want a thing very badly, I pray for it
and it comes to me."
"Honest, uncle? Well, I'll tell you
you give mn this colt, and then you
pray for another one."
HASN'T SLEPT FOR A YEAR
But Ho Works Every Day, Is the Story
Told by a Laborer of
Duquesne.
Duquesne is the home of what is al-
leged to be another freak of nature's
working—a man who is said to have
been without sleep for more than a
year, and yet works every day, relates
the Pittsburgh Dispatch. This wonder,
"Mike" Youhouse, twenty-«lx years
old, says he has been in four hospitals,
two health resorts and under tho care
of many different physicians, all of
whom failed to discover the cause of
his ailment. Most of them attribute
it to excessive worry, which had af-
fected his stomach and In turn his
brain, according to Youhouse.
"Mike" says that he had always
been strong and healthy, working in a
Duquesne mill. He says that more
than a year ago he was given a drink
of liquor, which immediately sickened
him. This sickness recurs frequently.
He saye that he has not slept since
that time, although he has tried every-
thing from the hardest work to the
strongest medicine. He goes to bed,
but cannot sleep.
Won
Lost
Pet
Louisville  
...13
8
.652
Milwuakee  
...13
7
.650
Indianapolis ....
...13
9
.591
Kansas City ...
...13
13
.500
Minneapolis  
... 9
9
.500
Cleveland  
... 9
14
.391
Columbus  
... 9
13
.409
St. Paul  
... 8
14
.364
Results Yesterday.
Kansas City, 0; Louisville, 13.
All others postponed; wet grounds.
Gaines Today.
Columbus at St. Paul.
Cleveland at Minneapolis.
Indianapolis at Milwaukee.
Louisville at Kansas City.
\V . M. MOOXEY ««0!M
BIACKSMITHING ANIl
KEPAIUIIMt,
Horse Shoeing a Specialty
Carbolic Acid
and Lime are combined in the new
Disinfectant Lime (makes good
whitewash, too) now sold by your
grocer in 50c and 10c packages, or
call
DAVIDSON & CASE LUMBIR CO.
No. 180
High prices paid for second hand
clothes. We call for them, ele-
phone 135-J. 205 E. Main. 11-4-lm
+ + + +
' + 0*8. GALLAGHLK * J
•fr STOOKSBFRY Jj
. 4* Specialists ■>
4* Eye. Ear. Nose and Throat, •}
+ Glasses Fitted *
Rooms 104. 106 and 1w if
",<• Ird Floor, Mamnoth Bid* +
Oklahoma.
4.4. + + ^, + + + + + + +
Magician's Ally Truthful.
V<re have been told the story of a
professional magician who had recent-
ly bean making one-night stands in
little towns. The other night he was
in an Ohio city and he certainly made
a great hit there. He had been per-
forming for more than an hour an4
hia audience-was in great humor. Tho
audience, in fact, was for him to a
man when he pulled a bad boy oi tho
town to the stage. A big laugh fol-
lowed.
The magician brought the lad to
the footlights.
"Now, my boy," he said, "I want
Good Reason.
William J. Burns, at a banquet in
New York, told a number of detective
stories. "And then there was Lecoq,"
said Mr. Burns. "Lecoq, late one
night, was pursuing his homeward
way when, from a dark, mysterious-
looking house set In a weed-grown
garden, lie heard loud shouts and
roars of: 'Murder! Oh, heavens!
Help! You're killing me! Murder!'
It was the work of an Instant for
Lecoq to vault the crumbling fence,
tear through the weedy garden, and
thunder at the door of the mysterious
house.
"A young girl appeared. ■
'"Whats wanted?' she asked po-
litely.
" 'I heard dreadful cries and yells,'
panted Lecoq. 'Tell me what is
wrong!'
"Tho young girl blushed and an-
swered. with an embarrassed air:
" 'Well, sir, if you must know, ma's
putting a patch on pa's trousers and
he's got 'em on.'"
Bullet. That Come Back.
Speaking about a purchaso of a
large quantity instead of sheet lead
for tho manufacture of coffins, two
men interested in metals joined in
tho following discussion, says tho En-
gineering and Mining Journal:
"That is a final consumption," said
one. "That metal never comes back
into the market." "There are others,"
remarked his friend.
(First published in Shawnee News-
Herald May 12, 1914.)
NOTICE.
I
In the United States District Court
for the Western District of Okla-
homa. United States of America,
Plaintiff, vs. Four BarreU, each bar-
rel containing one-pint cans of pure
grain alcohol, and fourteen boxes,
each box containing one-pint cans
pure grain alcohol, Defendants.
I. the undersigned, United States
marshal for the Western District of
Oklahoma, herebj give notice that on
the 16th day of April, 1914, the above
cause came on for hearing in the
above named court, on information
for forfeiture to the United StateB
of four barrels, each barrel contain-
ing one-pint cans of pure grain al-
cohol, and fourteen boxes, each box
containing one-pint cans of pure
grain alcohol, shipped on or about
the 9th day of April, 1914, by A. Bel-
legante. Leavenworth, Kans., to J.
Glrrard, Shawnee, Okla., as con-
signee. Each said barrels and boxes
were on the premises of the Atchi-
son, Topeka & Santa Fe Railway
company and in said company's
warehouse In the city of Shawnee,
in the Western district of Oklahoma,
and were thereby attached and held
under process of the above named
court for forfeiture to the United
States, for the reason that said bar
rels and boxes each appeared to have
been shipped, transported and moved
from the city of Leavenworth, In the
state of Kansas, In and by interstate
commerce Into tho Western district
of Oklahoma, to the city of Shawnee
In said Western district, without each
of said barrels and boxes being so
labeled on the outside cover thereof
as to plainly show the name of the
consignee thereof, the nature of the
contents thereof, and the quantity
contained therein as in said Informa-
tion- mentioned.
And by order of the above named
court 1 do hereby cite all persons
having or pertaining to have any
right, title or interest in said whis-
key, and all persons knowing or
having anything to Bay why the court
should not pronounce against the
same according to the prayer of the
said Information, and particularly A.
Bellegante and J. Glrrard, to appear
before the said court to be holden In
add for the Western district of Okla-
homa, in the city of Enid, in said
district, on the 2nd day of June,
1914, if that be a court day, and it
not, then on the first court day there-
after, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon of
that day, and then and there to in-
terpose their claims to the same, If
any they have, and to make their al-
legations in their behalf.
Dated tills 11th day of May, 1914.
JOHN Q. NEWELL,
United States Marshal.
By Duke Stallings, Deputy. 12-14t
THE SHIRT WAIST GIRL.
(By Eileen Stokes.I
Oh shirt waist girl in garments white.
An airy creature of delight;
With saucy glance and figure neat,
Aand then your dainty little leet.
A bird you are without the wing,
And quite too cute for anything;
For you appear indeed a dream
Of peaches In a sea of cream.
I'm yours to order, here or there,
Your humble servant for I swear,
I'm ever tempted to pursue.
And leave my happy home for you.
Says the Columbia (S. C.) State:
"Peace has broken out In Mexico."
But it looks to us more like it had
broken out of Mexico.
ffl
Have a piece of pie. Top crust
short as a busy cook's temper—
crackly short and feather flaky.
Bottom crust "biscuity"—no
sog.
Y.et for all you can taste of shortening
"greasiness" you'd never know there-
was a speck of shortener in it.
That's because it's made with Crusto.
Crusto has no taste of its own—result,
it brings out all the flavor of the other
ingredients. It is odorless. Not only
docs it make delicious pastry but whole-
some pastry, too. Ketter than lard, and
as cheap—cheaper than cooking butter
and better. Try it. a
CRUSTO PIE
THE WESTBROOK
AT ALL QROCERS
come8 IN TIGHT TINS, ft 8IZES-
3L8., *LU., 5l.ll., IOtH. OH 20UJ.
CRUS TO—Houston, Texas
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Attorneys at Law
Rooms 1 to €, Over Co \servative Loan Company
KERKER BRO>s.
Real Estate, Loans and Insurance
Established In S .awnee ilnce 1902
Largest and Oldest Establishment
of Its kind In Shawnee
PHONE 50s.
SHAWNEE PLANING MILL
Glass, Sash, Doors
General Mill Work
Stearns Paint
Cor 9lh & Market Phone 127
Read the News-Herald.
you to tell this audienceThat you" are ! mS "Sbot and bul
sum vni.r   ..... letB- for example." "You are only par-
sure your pockets are empty."
"My pockets Is empty," answered
the lad, obediently. "De rabbit you
told me to put In m© coat got away!"
D. L. Crist, banker of Asher, is in
town today.
VACATION DAYS
ARE JUST AHEAD OF YOU
.Vow is the time to plan
that summer trip.
Perhaps I can help you. W rite and
tell me where you want to go and
fares and other deoired information
will be jfiven you immediately.
If you are In doubt. I'll gladly help
you plan your trip.
G««. H. Hecker, District Pauea«er Aftat
Oklahoma City. OkU.
daily correct." replied the flrit. "Some
of tho bullet® conio back. They are bo
economical and so well organized in
Germany that after military practice
the soldiers have to pick up and ac-
count for all the lead they have tired.
They are no theoriBta about conserva-
tion over there. They are practition-
ers." '
Unlucky Thirteen.
Married at tho end of summer, only
a couple of months before and now
they already were quarreling.
And to think," snapped the young
wife, "how palaverous and sweet you
were this summer? So popular at
Cottage City! Huh! Just for curios-
ity I'd like to know how many other
girls you made love to there before
you made up to me!"
The man buried his head in his
hands. "There were twelve," he
groaned, "but I didn't count 'em up
until it was too late!"
Put Them Wise.
Two Philadelphia pastors have been
warned by the police and Are depart-
ments that they must stop overcrowd-
ing their churches How do the pas-
tors manage it? A great many New
York preachers would be glad to learn.
—New York World.
NEAR DEATH
BY SMOTHERING
?at Husband, With Aid of Cardui,
Effects Her Deliverance.
Draper, N C.—Mrs. Helen Dalton, ot
his place, says: "I suflered for years.
 nh pains in my left side, and would
)ften almost smother to death.
Medicines patched me up tor awhile
>ut then I would get worse again. Final-
y, my husband decided he wanted me to
ry Cardui, the woman's tonic, so he
Jought me a bottle and I began using it.
t did me more good than all the medi-
:ines I had taken.
I have induced many of my friends lo
ry Cardui and they all say they have
leen benefited by ils use. There never
las been, and never will be, a medicine
0 compare with Cardui. 1 believe it is
1 good medicine for all womanly trou-
>les.'1
For over 50 years, Cardui has been re-
ieving woman's sufferings and building
veak women up to health and strength.
If you are a woman, give it a fair trial,
t should surely help you, as il has a
nillion others.
Get a bottle of Cardui to-day.
IVr/i,!*: Chattanooga Madlcln# Co., Ladla,'
amorv Dapt. Chattanooga Tann., tor
tUrmcti,., on your case and 64 paga book. "Homa
aatmant tor Woman, in oUun wrappai. N C. 126
itmnu
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REAL ESTATE,
LOANS & INSURANCE
Choctaw Cotton Oil
COMPANY
Manufacturers
HIGH-GRADE COTTON
SEED PROLUC7S
Mills at
Shawnee, Ada and Calvin, Okla.
Longm're-Draper o.
UNDERTAKERS
Day Phont 105.
Night Phones 139 & 70.
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PICTURE FRAMING
SEE
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FURNITURE JO.
NOSTRILS AND HEAD SIOPPEB UP
FROM GOLD? 1RY MY GA1ARRH BALM
>81 AMI, V CLEANS AIR PAS-
SAGES; YOU BREATHE FltEE-
IiY; DULL HEADACHE (JOES;
N AST Y 0 A T A It It II A I, DIS-
CHARGE STOPS.
Try "Ely's Dalm Cream.'
Get a small bottle anyway, Just to
try It—Apply a little In tho nostrils
and Instantly your clogged nose and
Btopped-up air passages of the head
will open; you will breathe freely;
dullness and headache disappear. By
morning! the catarrh, cold-tn-head
or catarrhal sore throat will be
gone.
End Huch misery now! Get the
sn.all bottle of "Ely's Cream Balm"
at any drug store. This sweet, fra-
grant balm dissolves by the heat of
the nostrils; penetrates and heals
the inflamed, swollen membrane
which lines tho nose, head and
throat; clears the air passages;
stops nasty discharges and a feel-
ing of cleansing, soothing relief
comes Immediately.
Don't lay awake tonight, strug-
gling for breath, with head stuffed:
nostrils closed, hawking and blow-
ing. Catarrh or a cold, with its
running nose, foul mucous drop-
ping Into the throat, and raw dry-
ness Is distressing but truly need-
less.
Put your faith—Just once—in
'Ely's Cream Balm' and your cold
or catarrh will surely disappear.
—Adv.
>OT!( h TO CONTRACTORS. t the city of Shawnee, subject to the
Bids will be accepted up to and I plans and specifications on file I-t
Including May 15, 1914, In the city I the city clerk's office.
clerk'B office of the city of Shawnee. I FRANK ROODHOUSE,
for .the construction of :i Intern' f (Seal) City Clerk,
sewer In block 29, amended plat ol ! 4-10t