Cimarron Valley Clipper (Coyle, Okla.), Vol. 24, No. 41, Ed. 1 Thursday, April 30, 1925 Page: 2 of 8
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CIMARRON VALLEY CLIPPER
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PROBABLY
She: When
you are old
enough, I want
you to vote for
woman suffrage.
He: Gee! I’ll
prob’ly be work-
in’ for men’s
suffrage by that
time.
St,ll Youthful
Harrington—How old is your wife?
Carrington—According to her latest
estimate, she Is about httlfway between
her two children.
A PtPAORKKA- /j,
Itl.i: TRAIT. Hr gj
Jack—Can 6he
keep a secret?
Maud — Yes,
the d.sagrcoable
thing.
No Danger
Lady -If you don't go away I'll call
' my husband 1
Tramp Ah I know him. Last week
; lie threatened to call you If I didn't
go away I—Le Matin (I’arls).
NEARING DISSOLUTION
“The firm of Beer and Sklttels haa
dissolved.’’
“Well?"
“And I fear the old firm of ham and
eggs will part company before long.”
DISCOURAGED. |
Tlis Lovelorn
ofle: Say, Edgar,
JIM yoG too tired
to dig me a
grave? 1 feel
like jes’ endin'
ever'tlilngl
SEEMS SO
She: Most
men don’t try
to support their
wives after the
first year.
He: Living
goes up so fast
they can’t.
Beating Her
Frances—I got Cuba on my single
| tube set.
Archibald—That's nothing. I got
i Greece on my vest.
DANCES.
I know t h o
tango and the
turkey trot, but
what's tho St. Vi-
tus ?
It’s the one you
do with a trained
nurse.
OKLAHOMA KOTES
News From All Sections
of the State
A budding j>r.,l. i'.iiii. which will •■■ill
for mi cxpcdl it tire of nearly NJlMl.tittO
during the next twelve months, is one
of tile most convincing signs of the
i return to normalcy in Dewey county
j according to business men.
An old :.,g cabin, believed to have
been built during the civil war, was
! found Jutaet inside a two-story bote!
| which was razed al Talifeipiali by H.
M. Vance owner. The logs wore well
preserved and a curiosity to old set-
tlers.
State examinations for certificates as
public accountants will lie held by the
state iioard of accountancy on May It
j to 14, it was announced by George
Meehling. state examiner and inspec-
tor, wlm is president of the examining
hoard.
Dewey county' will spend STiT.OOO,
! Which is the approximate cost of the
I new county courthouse, construction
of which will lie started at Taloga as
soon as 1 he old one, which workmen
have begun to raze, can he moved from
the ground.
Five hundred thirty four schools In
Oklahoma have qualified as •'model”
schools under the score chart of the
state department of education, accord-
ing to records in the office of M. A.
Nash, slate superintendent of public
instruction.
The hard freeze that hit tin- fruit
over the vicinity of Kingfisher when
it was in full bloom failed to kill only
it very sum 11 percent of the fruit. The
peaches anil plums, which are usually
the hardest hit, are plentiful enough
fur a good crop.
Nineteen counties will he interested
directly in tlte letting of hard-surface
read contracts on bids which will be
received by 11 it* state highway commis-
sion. The total of tlte contracts is
expected to exceed $11,100,(Mill. Total
mileage of the projects is !)”.7 miles.
A boa constrictor, hidden in a hunch
of bananas, was shipped from a pro-
duce company in Clinton, to Lee God-
dard, Sayre grocer, undetected until it
reached Sayre. The bananas were
handled three times by the Clinton
produce firm, but the snake remained
concealed in the stalk.
Only one claim e in fifty is held for
tile recovery of Carl Leslie, IS-year-oIil
highschool student of Wayne, physi-
cians announced after inenegitis set in
as a result of infection of the boy's
spine. Leslie was the victim of a shot
of gun wtuldihg received in the graiju
alien play of the Wayne liigiischool.
The first fine imposed in the state
on such a count, it is believed, was
assessed against George Newman by
tlie corporation cuminission tor build-
' cotton nil. without a permit.
Newman built a gin at Vinson, Har-
mon county, without applying for a
license. He wits lined $50 and costs
J. F. Buchanan is still acting presi-
dent of the University of Oklahoma.
It was announced by A. A. McDonald
of Hugo, president of the hoard, that
the presidency would not he settled
until tiie hoard meets on May 7. The
recommendations of lltichanan for di-
vision of the $7S7.(KHI salary budget
was approved by the board.
Announcement that lie will estab-
lish separate headquarters as com-
mander of the forty-fifth division of
fhe national guard was made by Major
General Halt'd II. Markham, command-
ing officer of the division and adjutant
general for Oklahoma. The division
staff headquarters will lx* In the state
capital building, but' apart from the
state military headquarters.
Walter Emery of Shawnee. 17-year-
.old son of Mr. and Mrs. W. It. Emory,
won first place in the Oklahoma state
elimination of the national oratorical
contest at Central higlisclmol auditor-
| iunt. He won.the $100 cash prize for
his oration, "The <’onsfitution.” Sec-
ond place went to Floyd Scoggins of
Oklahoma City, whose oration was
■'John Marshall and the Constitution.”
Plans are being ijisi ti'-cil for a pow
wow to he held al Wuurika August li.
tin* twenty-fourth anniversary M tile
opening of the Kiowa and Comanche
Indian country, to he participated in
by Indian tribes and white -eltiers.
Waurika was built on the line that
once separated the reservations of the
Kiowas and Comaiielies and affiliated
tribes from the reservations of the
Chiekasaws and Choctaws.
Buddings of another grasshopper
plague, such as parts of Oklahoma ex-
perienced last summer, have appeared
in n score of counties of tin* state.
Agricultural agents recommend that
poison for tlic posts he put cut at once.
A poison mush consisting of bran and
arsenic mixed In cheap molasses wit li
a little lemon Juice is used. If tins js
spread on the ground before the crops
get high enough for tin* hoppers to
roost on the stems, It will be much
more effective.
“How ! Suffered with
my Stomach and Ca-
tarrh of the Head”
Took Four
bottles of
PE-RU-NA
end now
cannot
praise it
enough
Miss Emelie A. Haberkorn, 2251
Gravois Ave., St. Louis, Mo.,
writes: “For over two years I was
troubled with internal catarrh. I
read a Pe-nu-na booklet and began
taking the treatment. Tongue
cannot describe how I suffered with
my stomach and the catarrh in my
head. I began to feel better as soon
as I had used four bottles and no\y
1 cannot praise it enough. I now
enjoy as good health as ever and
would not think of doing without
Pe-ru-na.”
Dr. Hartman’s famous remedy
has become the standby in thous-
ands of American homes for the
relief of coughs, colds, catarrh and
every catarrhal disease.
Insist upon genuine Pe-ru-na and
enjoy satisfaction.
Tablets or liquid and sold every-
where.
Clear The Pores
Of Impurities With
Cuticura Soap
Soap. Ointment, Talcum lold CTerywhcre.
One Secret of Beauty
gSfri Is Foot Comfort
Frequently you hear people
say, “My feet perspire win-
' ter and summer when I put
Vi /\f®r on ru,,*H‘rs or heavier foot-
' a wear—then when I remove
my shoes my feet chill
quickly and often my hose
seem w ct through."Inevery
community thousands now
S. use Allen’s Foot-Fasetn
the foot-bath daily and
then dust the feet and
shake into the shoes this
•4mj
\\ Su \ antiseptic, healing powder.
^ Full Directions oddox. Trial
Package and a Foot-Ease Walking Doll sent
Free. Address, Allen’s Fool-Ease, Le Roy, N. Y.
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ducts. Go Into business for yourself.
Not Long
Malden—“Have you ever been
around the world?" Milton—"Only,
about twenty-two years.”
Sure Relief
N
r ion II
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6 Bell-ans
Hot wafer
Sure Relief
FOR INDIGESTION
INDIGEST ION II
CENTS-
_____sure Relief
Bell-ans
25<f AND 754 PACKAGES EVERYWHERE
flAICY FI Will C D PLACED AN YWTIF.UK
UHIoi r L i MLLlN attracts and kills
ALL FI 1F.S. Neat,
clean,ori'junrntal,con-
venient, ohcan. Posts
all season. Made of
metal, can’t spill or
tip over ; will not Boil
or Injure anything.
Guaranteed effective.
SoFI by deal era. or
6 by EXPRESS,
_____ prcp?:d, $1.25.
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Murk rich led, Fiyer, unit winner,. Kck*,
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TRY FARM. STILLWATER. OKLAHOMA.
Dickey s OLD RELIABLE Eye Water
retl ve* sun and wind-burned tyei
• n’t hurt. Genuine In net Folding
Ho*. 25c at all druggists or by mail.
DICKEY DRUG CO.. Bristol. Va.-Tonn.
Keep Stomach aud Bowel* Right
By giving baby the harmless, purely
▼sgetnbie, infanta and children’s regulator.
MRS.WINSUDW J SYRUP
brings astonishing, gratifying reiflilta
in making baby's stomach digest
food and bowels move os
they should at, teething
time. Guaranteed free
from narcotics, opi-
ates, alcohol and all
harmful ingredb
ents. Safe and
satisfactory.
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Cimarron Valley Clipper (Coyle, Okla.), Vol. 24, No. 41, Ed. 1 Thursday, April 30, 1925, newspaper, April 30, 1925; Coyle, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc913779/m1/2/: accessed April 18, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.