Cimarron Valley Clipper (Coyle, Okla.), Vol. 12, No. 19, Ed. 1 Thursday, September 26, 1912 Page: 3 of 4
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HIS IDEA OF HOWE COOKING.
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IIS&Abinet 1
EBEBfid
E THAT will have a cake out
of wlifkt must net !-» tarry at
the xrmdinK. Shakespeare.
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The Landlady—Xijw, as to my table,
you get nothing but real, genuine home
cooking.
Mr. Newlywed—Won’t* do. • We're
breaking up housekeepingTust to avoid
home cooking..
Cold Blooded and Death Dealing .........
CHILLS. Cheatham’s Chill Tonic lathe hold duties are performed.
IMPORTANT SUGGESTIONS.
* V
•The one who presides over trm
kitchen must learn to take scrupulous
care of all utensils. The life of a
kitchen utensil depends upon its care,
besides much of our delicately fla-
vored food loses Its fineness* if pre-
pared in dishes that ar#not immacu-
lately clean. * , .
If one has ever tasted fish in a dish
of choice preserves * that has been
opened with a can opener not proper-
ly cleansed after it has been used to
open fish, the need is obvious. The
manner in which dishes are washed
is often the test by which ether house-
NERVOUS .
DESPONDENT
_ WOMEN
Find Relief in Lydia E. Pink-
ham’s Vegetable Compound
—Their Own Statements
So Testify.
only medicine which has entirely cured
me of chills. After spending a great
deal of money for several years to get
cujrd, T bought and used your "Cheat-
ham's Chill Tonic which cured me and 1
nlfco two o| my children. 1 recommend
lt!to all as the best Chill To'ntc I ever
saw, Bays Mr. T. J. House of Bulcher,
Tfcxas. Guaranteed to cure malaria or-
price promptly refunded. All dealers
pell it In 50c bottjes. Mfd. .by A. B.
Richards Medicine’Company, Sherman, I
Texas. »
Keeping Wafei*
If you are in the habit of tavrag a
pitcher of Iced water to your room
on retiring, try this: Procure a
square pasteb^snl box A with lid) suffi-
ciently large to hold your pitcher,
and give It two or three coats of
varnish on the outside, allowing each
coat to dry thoroughly. Place your
pitcher of water In this box on re-
tiring, putting the lid on tightly, and
you are sure of having cold drinking
water *ny hour of the night.
TO DRIVE OITT HI AT, A III A
AND lit 11,11 tl’ THE SYSTEM
Tako the Old standard UROVB'S TASTELESS
CHILI, TONIC. You know what you art. taking.
Tho formula Is plainly printed on every bottle,
• bowing It is simply Quinine ,ind Iron in u tasteless
form, uni the most efTefeu&l form, tor grown
people and children, 50 cent*.
All utensils subject to nist should
be ca^fully drli d before putting a
If*ona is to close the house for a I
vacation see that i lit* stove and iron,
steel and other rustible things are j
carefully greased.
The Ice cream freezer is often utter-
ly ruined by flowing the salt W'ater
to stand In fh" pall, rusting the hoops ,
and spolling,the hardware.
Sieves and graters arc best defined
with a small vegetable brush, shaken
%ry and allowed to stand pear the hi at
until well dried.
The Dover egg beater will soon bo
useless if put into tj# water, cogs and
ill Tlie beater should Ire washed
carefully without wetting the cogs,
then dried in the heatup
Cracker crumbs used for covering
of dishes when baking are better if
melted butter is, used than if bits of
butter are dotte’d over the dish.
Bread crumbs are better for cover-
ing food for frying thaS cracker
crumbs, which are more absorbent.
Milk will not scorch so easily if the
dish Is rinsed in cold water before
using. *
To polish windows, dip a cloth 1n
dry starch and rub over the glkss,
then polish with a dry cloth.
Platea, Pa. —“When I wrote to you
first 1 was troubled with female weak-
ness and ’backache,
and was so nervous
that I would cry at
the least noise, it
would startle me so.
I began to tnk Ly-
dia E. Pinkham’s
remedies, and I don’t
have any more cry-
ing spells. 1 sleep
sound and my ner-
vousness is better.
I will recommend
your medicines to all suffering women.”
-Mrs. Mary Halstead, Platea, Pa.,
Box 98. •
Here is the report of another genuine
case, which still further shows that Ly-
dia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound
may be relief upon.
Walcott, N. Dakota. —“I had inflam-
mation which caused pain in my side,
and my back ached all the time. I urns
so blue that I felt like crying if anybne
even spoke to me. I .took Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable C'oijipound, and I
began to gain right away. I continued
its use and now I am a well wpman. ”
— Mrs. Amelia Dahl, Walcott, N.
Dakota. , , •
If you want special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confi-
dential ) Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, rend and answered by a
.woman and held iu strict confidence.
1 PICKED OUT THE WRONG EYE
S’ _
Physician Meant Well Enough but He
Had Left the Motorman Serious-
ly Hardicapped.
Frank E. Payne, a member of the
state railroad commission,#said when
investigating a trolley accident re-
cently, ho was told of a motorman on
a work oar who was rurfhing at high
speed when the trucks left the rails
because of snow and sleet, and the
c;y was thrown on the side of the
right of way,♦brining up against a
telephone ,pole.
“The motorman was not seriously
hurt, but was *cut and b’ about
the head and face by flying glass.^ lie
was carried to a physician’s office
whoj^ his wounds were dressed and
bandaged, \then the physician had
placed the last pin, *he asked the
wounded man If he felt like he could
walk.
“ ‘Sure, I can walk all right,’ re-
turned the patient, ‘but I wish you
would fix those bandages so I can
see.’ %
“ ‘Why, man,’ returned the physl-
dart iVSrt one of your#cyes uncovered 1
: for the purpose.’
‘But, doc, fefeat e><• you left
j erod is
Sews.
PROOF.
ALL ABOUT THE PHILOSOPHER
Short Essay Evidently Written by One
Familiar With Thjs Species of
Animal.
Lucky Woman.
Wife—There are so very few really
good men in the world.
Hub—Yes; you were mighty lucky
to get one.
A philosopher Is a man, and rarely
a woman, who, having nothing to do
Chop suet in a pool place, iptx wfth and being glad of it. puts In bis time
A very successful remedy for’pelvlo
catarrh is hot douches of Paxtine An-
tL'-ptfc, at druggists, 25c a box or sent
postpaid on "receipt of price by The
Paxton Toilet. Co., Boston, Mass.
flour, and It will blend better In any
dish used.
Coffee Jelly.—Cover a half Jmi of
gelatine with a half cup of cold, \\ atcr,
let It stfnd a half an hour, then add
two cups of boiling water In which a
cup of sugar is dissolved; add three-
fourths of a cup of coffee well
strained. Stir until it begins to thick-
en, then turn into molds to harden.
* The Main Impression.
’’What did the minister talk about
In his sermon this morning'^’’
“About an hour."
man has no use for a woman who *
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attempts to convince him that he is i Of n .-I- *t Jirii.i. n.-.- us .-hums protee-
MUCH of beauty
serves affection.
wrong and succeeds in doing it.
Some girls are given away in mac
riage and some throw themselves
away.
I
To let malaria de-
velop unchecked in
your system is not
only to “flirt with
death,” but to place
a burden on the
joy of living.
You can prevent malaria by regu-
larly taking a done •*>1 OXIDINE*
Keep a bottle In the medicine
chest and keep yourself welL
OXIDIVB (• told by alt druiihU
until’r III-’ Strict guarantee that if the
•In ai bottle doc* noi benefi < v«>". re-
turn the empty bottle 10 the dtmiilsi
who told it. and receive 1 HE t UHL
PURCHASE PRICE.
A SPLENDID TONIC
A docile mind, subservient to correction,
A temper led by reason and reflection.
And every passion kept In due subjection
Just faults enough to keep her from per-
fection.
Find this, my friend, and then make your
selection. •
—Old recipe for selecting a wife.
explaining the reaso%tliat other peo-
ple should have for doing things.
Philosophers are not popular be-
cause, in the first place, most men are
too busy to listen to them, and, in
the second place, they are satisfied
with their own reason for doing things^
Nevertheless, philosophers are wont
to gravitate toward comfortable stoves
In corner groceries, where men of
varying leisures straggle in Aid to-
wards comfortable ebairs in universi-
ties where helpless youth are com-
pelled to listen as a part of an awful
punishment called a curriculum.
Whenever a philosopher becomes fa-
mous, it always turns out that he is
not a philosopher at all, .but a scien-
tist Simon litre philosophers never
give Information, because nothing less
„r than explaining the unknowable will
satisfy them. 'One philosopher will
never agree with another philosopher
If he can possibly help it.—Life.
f
All men look pleased when thry smoke
this choice tobacco—for all men likr the rie't
quality and true, natural taste of
Higson—He's a pretty high author-
ity on appendicitis, isn't he?
Digson—High! Well, I should say
so, Why, he charges $700 for each op-
eration he performs.
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A COLLECTION OF SANDWICHES.
A -
An unusual way of serving olives at
teas and receptions is to cut the olives ,
from the stones chop fine and mix
with salad dressing. S#read this on
Not Necessary to Leave Home.
In an effort to stop the migration of
dying consumptives to the southwest,
the National Association*for the Study
and Prevention of Tuberculosis wll^
a’kk physicians to* be more careful in
ordering patients to go away, and will
also ask railroads to discontinue their
HAIR CAME OUT BY HANDFUL
68 Lewis St., Nashville, Tenn.—
“About three years ago I had the ma-
laria fever, and when I recovered my
hair was falling out so that the doc-
tor told me to cut it off. My hair came
out by tjie handful, and I had dandruff
so that I had to scratch it out every
week, and my scalp itched so that I
pulled my hair all down trying to
scratch it. I tried - and- and
- but they failed to do any good.
At last I tried Cutlcura Soap and Oint-
ment. , •
“First I combed my hair out, made
a parting on the side and rubbed my
scalp with the?Cutlcura Ointment. The
next morning I washed with the Cuti-
cura Soap and water, and continued
untilHhe third application gave a com-
plete cure.” (Signed) Miss Nellie
M. Currin, Dec. 6. 1911.
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
post-card “Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston.”
thin slice! of buttered bre*ad, form the practice of selling “charity” tickets
sandwiches and cut in squares, to those who cannot afford to pay full
Stuffed olives are very good prepared fair, “hip consumptive should go to
in this way Colorado" California, or the west for
There is something about a sardine his health," sajs the association, “un-
sandwteh which is especially appetiz- less he has a good chance"for recov-
Ing Hone the fish and mix with a lit- ery from his disease, and unlesg espe-
* dally tolas at least $1,000 tocspend
tie lemon juice and salad dressing or
with chopped hard cooked eggs. A
sour pickle chopped fine instead of tho j
lemon is*a pleasant change.
Veal Sandwiches.—These are al- j
most as good as chicken* and if the j
veal can be cooked with some chick- j
en bones or a little chicken stock, j
they can hardly be told from chicken.
When the meat is tender, put it
J through the meat chopper, season with j
salt, pepper, and add a little salad |
dressing to make it sufficiently moisL :
Spread on buttered bread.
Egg and Curry Sandwiches.—Put j
through the fine knife of the meat I
chopper three yolks of hard cooked
eggs and a teaspoonful of bread
crumbs. Season with a tahlespoonful I
of curry powder, one-half, teaspoonful ,
of salt, or* teaspoonful of Worcester-
shire sauce and moisten with a little :
I lemon - Juice. Spread on buttered i
slices of bread. Garnish with nastur- j
icakneBio*.ulcer*.»kin eruption*. I ttum leaves and blossoms.
E ' Ham Sandwiches.-I’nt* poim,and
therapion i* destined to cast into oblivion all ! a half of ham, cold boiled, and a small
•' rsiru^'co'citYnsfl'i^l'nVo'n. t’lTl"of cour'ei linnoe ; BOUT pickle through a food chopper,
‘woWil?S : add a tahlespoonful of made mustard.
for this purpose, over and above what
his family may need.
"Tuberculosis can be cured In any
part of the United Stages, and it is
not necessary for a tuberculosis pa-
tient to goriest. Whenever possible,
the National association urges tuber-
culosis patients who have not ample
funds to go to a sanatorium near
home, and if they cannot do this, to
take the cure iu their own homes, un-
der the direction of a physician.”
• “40-Love.” -
Tho Author and Sallie Quickstep
were playing tennis rfnd the Author,
who (a something of a tease, had been-
rallying her about her game. •
“I say, .Miss Sallie!” he cried at
last, “Do you feel warm? #Vou’re get-
ting awfully red.”
“Am I red?” returned she calmly,
as she sent tli^ ball flying over the
net, “Well, that’s more than can be
said of your books, Mr. Inkwell. That’s
'40—love,’ I believe.’’
• Always a Safe Remark.
Amateur Ned Kelly (sotto voce)—
By Jove! I've forgotten i^,y jolly
lines. Goodness gracious, whatever
shall 1 do?
Professional Dan Kelly (equal to
the occasion)—Shoot the nearest po-
liceman and beef out: “To the bush,
boysMo the buihl” Sydney Bulletin.
A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY.
this age of research n
_ ^ ......nsucked by thesclentl
' id is.il m;in. S. ii-nceha*
• nml
PQPJenst Important disco?'
• •' it iii- *11, tv inch has be«
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
Mayor Bacharach of Atlantic ( ity. j CASTOIUA, a safe and sure remedy for
Mixing the Names.
In thl
Is rani
so f man. Science has Indeed made giant St no a*
the- l-y —-----
medicine
,- ...............................dthgreati
* l * and i hat It Is worthy the
of those who suffer from kidney, bladder, nervons
knesses, ulcere,skin erupUor
i who
diseases, ch run
I” . A i’., 111-■ r<
ijrffJSsr.s.’Basa
success In
tonUon
at a dinner at the Marlborough-Blen-
heim, told of a summer girl:
"On the beach in the moonlight," he
he said, “a youth clasped a maiden Signature ot —v , .
passionately to his breast and mur- ^ se I’’or Over 30 V#ars.
mured: ! Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria
“ ’Oo you love me, Larding?’ | -:---
infanta and children, and see that it
ntpinn. Which has been nsed with grt
n Lin pita Is and that it Is worth y_t he at
rt article, but those who would like t
now more ahtMit this rcmctiy timt^ss effTC^n ho r dash 0f pepper and two tableapoon-
W I “,1s of
>r. LeClerc Med. Co., H&verstock Road,Hampstead,
butter Mix thoroughly and
FOR OLD AND YOUNG
Tutt'* Liver Pill* isdt a* kindly on the child,
the delicate female w Infirm old age, as upon
Ms Pills
five tone and strength to the weak stomach,
boi • .....
kiijrhn/duehjj^fnrij pPrr>n^ on buttered bread.
owels, kidneys and bladder..
THE BEST STOCK
„ SADDLES!^
able prices, write for fre*
i Illustrated catalogue.
V Vs Oy A. H. HESS & CO.
4 M Travis SL. Bcasum. Tar
'M
Why It Has Lasted.
Linen that was wrapped around
mummies 4,000 years ago and is still
as good aB new has been found In
Egypt by Prof- FBnfier8 Petrie it is
assumed that the linen has never dur-
ing the 4,000 years since It was first
used been sent to a laundry.
“'Yes—ah, yes, Reginald,’ Rhe
sighed.
'’'Reginald?' said the youth in a
startled voice. 'You mean Clarence,
don’t you, dear?’
"Smiling sweetly, she nestled closer.
‘How stupid of me! I was thinking it
was the week end.”'—Exchange.
Appropriate.
"We call that girl ’Juarez.’ ’’
"Why?”
"She’s been captured six times
ready this season.”
Mean Brute!
She_“I see that the Massachusetts
legislature is going to impose a yearly
fine of $50 on all bachelors." He—
••Well, it is worth It."—Cincinnati En-
aulrer
LF.WI8’ Single Binder, itralght Bo—
many smokers prefer them to lOo cigar*.
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I cannot afford to give up the sure
ground of a principle.—Plato.
Which7
"Why did papa have appendicitis
and have to pay the doctor a thousand
dollars, mamma?"
“It was God’s will, dear.”
“And was it because God was mad
at papa or pleased wilh tho doctor?”—
Life.
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W. L. DOUGLAS
SHOES
$3.00 $3.50 $4.00 $4.50 AND $5.00
FOR MEN AND WOMEN
Boys a/I wear IV. L. Douglas $2.00, $2.50
and$3.00SchoolShpos. Best In tho world
W. L. Douglaa makes and sella more $3.00, $3.50 and $4.00
shoes than any other manufacturer in the world because
they look better, fit better, and wear longer than ordi-
nary shoes. 1
CAUTION. — When you buy shoes be sure W. L. Douglas •
name is atamppd on the bottom. It guarantees protection to you against
inferior shoes. Beware of substitutes. W. L. Douglas shoes are sold in 7ft
own stores in la#ge cities and retail shoe dealers everywhere.
(pat Color tyeieta. Write for Catalog. W. L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Mass.
EVERY CHILD SHOULD HAVE THE
Faultless.Starch Twin Dolls
Miss Lilly White and Miss Phoebe Prisms.
Smoked in pipes by thousands of men—everywhere
known to smokers as “the makings.91
We take unusual pride in Liggett & Myers Duke's
Mixture. It is our leading brand of granulated tobacco
and every sack we make is a challenge to all other tobacco
manufacturers. Every 5c sack of this famous tobacco
contains one and a half ounces of choice granulated*
tobacco, in every way equal to the best you can buy.
If you have not smoked Duke’s Mixture, made by
the Liggett & Myers Tobacco Co. ut Durham, N. C.# #
try it now. 4
Get a Camera with the Coupons
Save th^coupons. With them you ran get all sorts of valu-
able presents—articles suitable for young ami
old ; men, women, boys and girls. You’ll be
d< lighted to see what you can get free with-
out one cent of cost to you. Get our new
illustrated catalog. As a special offer, we
will eend it free*during September and
October only. Your name and address
.on a postal will bring it to you.
Coupons from Duke's Mixture, may be as-
sorted with taj£\ from HORSE SHOE, J.T.,
TINSLEY'S NATURAL LEAF, GRAN-
GER TWIST, coupons from FOUR
ROSES (Ilk tin double coupon), PICK
PLUG CUT, PIEDMONT CIGAR-
ETTES. C1JX CIGARETTES, and
other tags or coupons issued by us.
Address—Premium Depb
v (2ii
ST. LOUIS. MO.
and ■tuff, will bo oont to any add$■»•■», postpaid, on ro-
oelptnfulx fronUof lOoont Faultlotw Ktnr< h piw kugo«,
or twolve front* of o cout Fnultlo«a Starch packages
and Bennta In dtnmpeto cover paetagesnd packing.
t)r either doll will beaenton reentptof three lOocut
, fronts or alx 6 cent front* and 4 cents iu ■tamiw. Cm®
' cut this ad. It will ho accepted in place of one IU
cent front, or two & cent fronts. Only one ad will
be accepted with each application^_____
FAULTLESS STARCH C0-, Emu CUj, Mo.
Mrs. Winslow's Siktmng Syrnp for Chll(lr.B
teetlilinr. soften, the gums, reduces Inflamma-
tion, allay. pain, euros wind colic, 25o a bottlfe
It takes more than a fur lined over-
coat to protect a would-be actor In
the hall of fame.
Work, that la the great physician.
He heals most of the wounds of man-
kind.—Marjorie Benton Cooke.
Domestic Combat.
E, Trowbridge Dana, grandson of
the poet Longfellow, who was re-
cently married in Cambridge with a
beautiful ritual of his own composi-
tion, said the other day to a reporter:
"If all couples gave to marriage the
profound thought and reverence that
my wife and 1 gave to it there would
be fewer mismatings.
"The average married pair it some-
times seems to me, are like the
Binkses.
" 'Pa,' said little Tommy Binks one
day, 'what's a weapon?’
"’A weapon, my son,’ Binks an
swered, ‘is something to fight with.'
“ ‘Then, pa,’ said little Tommy, ‘is
in* your weapon?”
LIVE STOCK AND
MISCELLANEOUS
Electrotypes
IN GREAT VARIETY
FORj SALE tAT THE
LOWEST PRICES BY
WESTERN NEWSPAPER UNION
521-531 W Adams Kt,, Chicago
Proof.
Mrs. Casey (sitting up in bed) —
Moilke, did yez put out the cat?
Mr. Casey—Oi did.
Mrs. Casey—Oi don’t belave it!
Mr. C^sey—Well, if yez think Oi'm
a liar, ^it up and put 'er out yerself.
Many a man’s good reputatlAi has
been fatally bitten by the political
bug.
KERFOOT'MILLER & CO,
(Incorporated)
Manufacturer* of
BRONCHO BRAND
OVERALLS AND WORK CLOTHING
Wholesale Dry Goods
OKLAHOMA CITY OKLAHOMA
S«nd as your mall orders.
DEFIANCE STARCH-
—other ntsrche* only 12 oun«‘n«—ttsme price "nd
••DEFIANCE'' 18 SUPERIOR QUALITY.
Pettits Eye Salve
)UICK RELIEF
iOKE EYES
W. N. U., Oklahoma City, No. 39-1912.
You Look Prematurely Old
H
Secnus* of tho** ugly, (frizzly, gray hair*.
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