Cimarron Valley Clipper (Coyle, Okla.), Vol. 12, No. 7, Ed. 1 Thursday, July 4, 1912 Page: 3 of 4
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The wages Qf arbitration should be
paid as peace work.
^Ktt^MFN
SSoBABIIVET!
nicVman.
Too favorable a Description. *
'‘That man Is a pinhead.” 0
•***j£You flatter him. A pinhead know*
Just fcow far to go.’#
I’M ONLY A* LITTLE GIRL”
Falling Eyesight Responsible for an
Old Man's Mistake—pebuke
Hardly Effective.
For years Onrtleld Tea has Hern on thl mar-
it. This must mean a remedy worth while.
A good memory is essential to a suc-
cessful liar. m
She Wasn’t.
‘Come into the garden, Maud.”
‘What do you think 1 am—a far-
Some people away up in the social
scale are really too light to bring the
scale down.
mer
■ HOSE who live on the moun-
J8&. tain have a longer day than
those who live In the valley. Sometimes
all we need to brighten our day is to
rise a little higher.
The Experience of Two Girla Tbe Children were still doing their
I I,,,. p. i p Tk„ utmost to imitate a bedlam, when a
Here Related For The V( ,.v angry 0l(1 maa a,,pearod at the
benefit or Others. duor of a in■:Irl»> apartment hou: ■ He
-r--— "-as quite old, and it was evident that
Rochester, N. Y.r-‘‘I have a daugh- his < xslglit was not the itcst. hut he
ter 13 years old who has always been dually succeeded in picking out a
very healthy until recently when she | youngster who was aiding very strenu-
complained of dizziness and cramps every | ously in the noise making
month, so bad that 1 would have to keep | '1 lie aged, man w alked oveV to the
her home from school and put her tf>bed ! child, took It by the hand and Stalked
to get relief. back to the apartment. When he
“After giving her only two bottles of recalled the doorw ay lie turned to the
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com- child and said
pound she is now enjoying the best of- "Don't you know it's against the
health. I cannot praise your Compound law-to make so much noise?
too highly. I want every good mother "Yes. sir." was tlie meek reply,
to read what your medicine has done fpr I "Well, don’t you know that you’ll
my child.”—Mrs. Richard N. Dunham, he arrested and put • Jail, and then
811 Exchange St., Rochester, N.Y. you can never he president of the
Stoutsville, Ohio. —“ I suffered from United States?”
headaches, backache and was very irreg- "Please, sir?" replied the child. "I
..............t ular. A’ friend ad- don't care; I’m only .1 little girl.''—
vised me to take New York Mull. • •
A larjre percentage «>f all sickness atari*
with u 11 h «*a 11 h . ci.milt Ions of * flip-stive
organs, (iurlleld Tea will set them ri^ht.
Destined for Many Trips.
"I have written a short story,” said
the amateur literary person. “What
Is the first step to take In selling it?”
“Buy ten dollars’ worth of stamps,”
advised the*old hand at the business
If every lie In the world were
grow old, or merely catch, up* with
their age.
TIMELY SUGGESTIONS.
Small pieces of toilet soap, too small
l to use. should be kept in a small jar,
' and when a sufficient amount Is col-
lected boil with water until dissolved.
TTfco this liquid soap for the shampoo,
and there never will be the possibility
1 of having small particles left in the
hair. This is an excellent soap for
the children to use. and they like it,
too. especially *tlie boy \siih the grimy
^ hands
Milk that is slightly scorched may
be redeemed by puttipg It into a clean
dish and letting it stand , in cold
water.
A good wav to warm rolls or muf-
fins: Lay a cloth in a colander or a
sieve, and place the rolls in It over
the teakettle; the water can be boil-
ing for the tea or coffee and the rolls
heating ftt the same time
Every cellar should have a partition
or closet shut off from the rest, where
the potatoes, fruit and perishable
foods may be kept at a temperature
below fifty.
! A most dainty dessert and one
which, if the materials are at hand,
may lie prepared in a*short time is
the following: Peel and cut in halves
sufficient peaches for the number to
serve. Whip cream, sweeten and fla-
vor and a few marshmallows cut into
quarters.
Another unusual peach dessert is
this: Place the halves of very ripe
peaches on sllcfes of angel cake and
pour over sweetened whipped cream
Do not tax the brain after a hearty
meal, as the blood is all needed In the
digestion of the food; if both func-
tions are at work, one must suffer.
Grape fruit salad with a French
dressing is an excellent digester at the
end of a heavy meal, and makes an
appropriate dessert
1 Asparagus is said to be an excel-
1 lent remedy for rheumatism; it is at
leaBt a pleasant one. and leaves no
such after effects as many of the rheu-
f matism medicines do.
When cooking beans for Boston
j baked beans, always soak them over
j night, and a little soda added while
they are parboiling will soften the
skins.
Beans should be baked at least eight
hours in a moderate oven. Keep them
covered until the last hour. A little
mustard added to the molasses gives
a good flavor to a pot of beans. Many
like an onion baked with them for
i flavor.
The
Fighting Chance
The Condensed Product.
"Oh, auntie, can I go to the fancy
dress hall as a milkmaid?"
“No, darling; you’re too small."
"Well, then, can I go as a condensed
milkmaid?"
Softly—Won't yotl glvo mo another
dance?
Miss Charming—Really, Mr. Softly,
you’ve had nearly all so far and—
Softly,- Yes; you know, it's just
to spite Miss Lovely. We've had a
quarrel.
Your Stomach heeds Is
Hostetter’s
Stomach Bitters
Easily Answered.
“These kids 1 teach aren't a bit
plow,'' observed a school teacher yes-
terday. ‘In fact. I’m afraid they read
the papers. The other day pro-
posed the following problem to my
arithmetic class:
” *A rich man dies and leaves $1*
000,000 .One-fifth is to go to his wife,
one-sixth to his son, one-seventh to
his daughter, one-eighth to his broth-
er and the rest to foreign missions.
What does each get?’
“’A lawyer.’ said the littlest boy In
the class."—Case and Comment.
IT IS CRIMINAL TO NEGLECT
THE SKIN AND HAIR
Taken regularly, it
wards off the ills
man is heir to, by
toning up and
strengthening the di-
gestive organs.
Keeping it in perfect
condition to do the
work nature has al-
lotted it. Just try it.'
Oddities of Justice.
That the whole theory of penal*)
codes is practically unsound and op-
posed to the modern conceptions of i
the relation of the state to crime, is.*)
the contention of Eugene Smith of the |
New York baV. writing in the MayJ
number of Case and Comment, the
lawyers’ magazine, illustrating the ab- |
surdity*nnd disparity between penalty |
for crimes in different stntes. Mr.
Smith says: “'fltie average sentence
for perjury in Florida is ten years, in ,
Maine one year; for larceny, in Dela- j
Think of the suffering entailed by
neglected skin troubles—mental bo-
cause of disfiguration, physical be-
cause of pain. Think of the pleasure
of a clear skin, soft, white hands, and
good hair. These blessings, so essen-
tial to happiness and even success in
life, are often only a mntter of a little
thoughtful care in the selection Of
effective remedial agents. Cuticura
Soap and* Ointment do so much for
poor complexions, red, rough hands,
and dry, thin and falling hair, and cost
so little, that it is almost criminal no”,
to use them. Although Cutlcura Soap
and Ointment are sold everywhere, a
postal to “Cutlcura,” Dept. L, Bos-
ton, will secure a liberal sample of
each, with 32-pnge booklet on skin
and scalp trwitment.
The Only Way. *
An elder while baptizing converts at
a revival meeting advanced with a
wiry, sharp-eyed old chap into tne
water. He asked the usual question,
whether there was any "reason why
the ordinance of baptism should not
be administered. After a pause a tall,
powerful-looking jndn who was looking
quietly on remarked:
“Elder, I don’t want to interfere in
yer business, but I want to say that
this is an old ^nner you have got hold
of, and that one dip won’t do him any
good; you’ll have to anchor him out In
deep water over night.”—Life.
Thin In the ng<* of roHoaroh ami <>x|M>rlnit>nt, when all
nature, bo to apeak, la ransacked by the aolentltto (of
the comfort ami Iii«|i|>Iiic»h <>f mail. Science hua In-
dict made giant strides during the |ia«t century, am!
among the hv no mean* least Important -dlw-
coverica in medicine cornea that or Theraplon, which
has. wh undi-ratuml. Iiem until with great am-ceaa In
the French iloap.tala and that It Is worthy the atten-
tion of those who suffer from kidney. bladder or
nervous diseases chronic weaknesses, ulcers, skin
eruptions, piles, <vc., we think there Is no doubt. In
fact It seems evident from the big stir created
amongst specialists, that THERAPION is destined
to east Into uhlli.on all those questionable remedies
that were formerly the sole reliance of medical men.
It Is of c urae Impossible t<> tell si life rent all w c should
like to tell them In ilils short article, but those who
are Interested and would like to know more a .out this
remedy that has effected so many we might almost
say miraculous cures, have only to Bend addressed
envelope f«.r Fltl K bonk to I»r l.e Cl ere Med t o.,
Ilnverstnrk Rond. Hampstead, London, lug. and decide
for themselves whether The New French Remedy,
“THERAPION," Is what they require and which
they may have lieen seeking In \aln during a life of
untold misery, suffering. III health and unhappIneM
Splendid Crops
Heard on the Waterfront.
Some ancient mariners were silling
In a seaport tavern relating their ex-
periences of fogs.
“Ah!" said one old salt. "I’ve seen
pretty thick fogs in my time.
The Worm's Way.
"The Hon. Stephen Coleridge, the
English anti-vivisectionist," said an
anti vivlseetioni^t of Philadelphia, "hi
delighted with the recent English vivi-
section report-, which promises to
abolish even the use of the live bait ill
fishing.
"Mr. Coleridge once argued here in
Philadelphia about the cruelty ot fish-
ing with worms.
’’ ’Oh,' his opponent said, ‘the mere
fact that a worm writhes and wriggles
when impaled on a hook is no proof
that it is actually suffering pain.’
“'No, oh, no!’ said Mr. Coleridge,
sarcastically. 'Beyoud doubt that is
just the worm's way of laughing at
being tickled.' "
• Delicate Point.
They are a happy Sewickley couple.
They haven't been married very long
In fact, the honeymoon has barely
waned. An elderly friend met the
bridegroom downtown yesterday and
slapped him on the back.
"Well, happy as a lark, I suppose?”
“Oh, yes."
“How's the cooking?”
"I have one trouble there. It's just
this, my wife has been preparing angel
food every day for dinner.
"You must be getting tired of it."
"I am. Yet I feel a hesitancy about
Baying anything. How soon after the
honeymoon would It be proper to ask
for beefsteak and onions?"—Pittsburg
Post.
| some
j Why, off the coast of Newfoundland the
fog was sometimes so thick that we
j used to sit on the deck rail and lean
against it! We were sitting one night
i as usual, with our backs to the* fog,
when suddenly the fog lifted, and we
all went flop into the sea. A bit thick,
wasn’t it?"—San Francisco Chronicle.
ADVICE TO THE AGED
Aire bring
bowels, wti
infirmities. such as sluggish
kidneys and torpid liver.
o! Western Clone
This excellent sb
prices to advance,
should doublein tw<
Grain growing,i
Some people are so wrapped up In
themselves as to suggest human balls
of twine. *
have n specific effect on these on
stimulating the bowels, gives riot ural at
and Imparts vigor to the whole ay tsera.
We all like to see ;t man who la up ----------- -
and doing, providing he isn't doing us. W. N. U., Oklahoma City, No. 24-1912.
Slow Travel.
Down in Oklahoma they have a rail-
road called the Midland Valley, which
is noted for its slow travel. It is told
that a young man of Tulsa asked the
hand of a daughter from her parents
and was refused on the ground that
the daughter was too young.
"My daughter is going to Pawhusga
tomorrow for a visit," said the father,
who is a traveling man, "and if she
doesn't remain more than a day or two
she will be old enough when she gets
back.”
“But she may be an old maid by
that time," protested the young man.
—Kansas City Star.
TO MAKE SURE.
F£J!i O ESCAPE a blue Mon-
JBak day
You must spend well your Sunday.
For Infants and Children.
We shall be so kind In the afterwhlle.
But what £ave we been today?
We shall bring to each lonely life a smile.
But what h*ve you brought today?
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the /, \
# is*
Signature /Am
Her Excuse.
“These people have a plausible and
self-righteous excuse for their mis-
deeds," said Senator Bankhead, apro-
pos of certain hypopcritlcal lawbreak-
ers, in an address In Fayette.
"They remind me. In fact, of a cer-
tain parson's domineering wife. The
parson said meekly one day;
"My love, you told me before the
wedding that you knew our marriage
was made in heaven, and yet you or-
der me about as if I were a slave."
“ 'Order,' the woman calmly an-
swered, 'Is heaven s first law.' "
A FEW TIME SAVERS.
Any stove blacking will stay on
longer and be free from dust If a few
drops of molasses are added to the
blacking before using. ,
Teach the children to open beds
and windows wide before .leaving
their rooms In the morning, and when
It is time to make up the beds the
room will be well aired.
Kerosene Is a magic cleaner. Wipe
out the boiler with a damp cloth
dipped in kerosene. The sink will be'
kept free from grease and streaks if
wiped with a kerosene cloth
When food has burned on in a ket-
tle or saucepan, remove at once and
ndd a little soda and cold water and
boil. It will then be easy to clean the
dish. ,
When moving day comes, the door
of success will be opened with the
key of system. Follow a plan and
practitioner along hy- j keep a note book, If memory is faulty,
says a Los Angeles and much will he saved of work and
lave never found a food hunting when the time for unpacking
ith Grape-Nuts,,for the comes.
general health of all China should be packed in barrels
pie. with the edge of each plate and sail
commended Grape-Nuts | cer down. Excelsior or hay Is a good
>f years to pati«nts with ! m edium for packing Glass should
access and every year’s have an. additional w rapping of paper
kes me more enthnsias- or cotton batting,
ts use. If the rugs are rolled on poles they
i rule to always reeom- nre easily moved and as easily placed
its. and Postum in place Once a week put salsoda or some
i giving my patients In equally good grease remover In the
0 diet, for I know bott sinks and drains and follow with a
1 Postum can be digest K°ori flushing of hot water
When putting anything very hot Into
self, when engaged la glass dishes set the dish on a wet
work my diet twice a Doth nn<i the danKer of cracking Is
if Grape-Nuts and rich lessened.
I it just the thing to When dusting a sick room, use bat-
matter and keep the ,,n& that has been molf,tened in a
corking order. steamer over hot water, then burn
to Its wonderful effects ,he fluting arter using, and atl danger
nerve food Grape-Nuts frnm Rerms wlU be avoided
[he digestive organs In A bo,tle of K'"e tbat haR
Y tone I carry it with °Pened will be kept free from sticking
vel, otherwise I am al- ,f a ,lttle lar(l or fat of any klml la
) have trouble with my rubbed around ,he edge of ,be bottle
e given by Postum Co.. before ,be cork ia rJeplace‘1,
jjcjj Use salt water and a brush to clean
Foments like the above bambro f'Tniture. then rub very drj
s all over "Ith »o« cloths
ALCOHOL—3 PER CENT I
AVegctable Preparation for As- |
similaling the Food and Regula I
ting the Stomachs and Ikiwels of 1
Law of Life.
Two men were out walking one day
in sun-kissed California. Suddenly, kiss-
ing time being over, it began to rain
in torrents and they were miles
from the car line. One man laughed,
long and loud. The other wept bit-
terly. "Why do you laugh?" he asked
his chuckling companion. "Because
1 am paying meter rates on water
But why do you weep?" "Because 1
am paying $10 a day for climate," re-
plied the tourist. "One man's meat
is another man's meat bill.
Iir |j Promotes Digestion,Cheerful
j nessand Rest Contains neither
|| Opium.Morphine nor Mineral
Si Not Mar c otic
'jg Rr„p, c/ou Drsimu/trarat
fKtmplurt St»i( -
IS Mx Se/ftia • \
j 1 h'otktlh Satis • I
Amu S*tA •
fi'l f\pp*rminl - V
jvJ BifarbonmUSitiix - /
i ', Horn Seed - 1
Cwr'[,r,i )
I * L | rrnurrfreen A favor »
ij'Cj Aperfecl Kennedy forConslipn
JU lion . Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea
eje Worms .Convulsions.Feverish-
ness and Loss OF SLEEP
Miss Hascoigne — Er-before an-
nouncing our cn*igement, count, 1-er
I think perhaps it would be more sat-
isfactory if you had your-er-title guar-
anteed.
Vogue in Outer Garments.
According to the Dry Goods Econo-
mist, at the present time retailers are
featuring wraps of charmeuse and
satin. The best sellers are the me-
dium-priced numbers retailing from $10
to $30. These are usually attractively
lined in some bright color, giving a
pleasing contrast. I*ee collars and
cuffs are often used as a finishing
touch and are very effective, while
white lace is used largely for this put-
pose. Some garments are shown trim-
med with black lace, which is cut
away to show the lining underneath.
WELL POSTED. «
A California Doctor With Forty Years’
Experience.
\J' Use
* For Over
Thirty Years
Still Hoping.
"Life is a series of disappoint-
ments."
"Yes. 1 know a man who has' been
hoping nearly all his life that he would
some day come into possession of a
coin worth more than its face value."
Fac Simile Signature of
A very successful remedy for pelvic
catarrh is hot douches of Paxtine An-
tiseptic, at druggists, 25c a box or sent
postpaid on receipt of price by The
Paxton Toilet, Co., Boston, Mass.
Tiie Centaur Company.
NEW YORK.
Hundreds of people who would be
horror-stricken at the suggestion of
suicide by the rope-and rafter method,
are daily killing their best selves with
the poison of self-pity.
Slightly Puzzled.
"Say, pa?"
"What is it?"
"Which union does a j
trades belong to?"
Guaranteed under the Food andj
Exact Copy of Wrapper
It Does.
"Do you find this presidential pref-
erential primary puzzling?"
“Well, it makes you mind your p’s.”
Many a little dog tms to bark 'loudly
to keep up his courage; and we won-
der if t „ too self-assertive friends
aren't sometimes doing the same
thing.
Carbolated
Women have no Head for figures.
You can't make them realize that
they are ten years older than they
were ten years ago.
The best dressing you. can find for wounds, bites iu
of Insects, abrasions, etc. IS
The Carbolic Acid helps to prevent Infection: the UH
"Vaseline” cleanses and soothes. Nip
Especially valuable where there are children. Hp
For sale every where in handy glass bottles. Be sure you get
“Vaseline.” Umf
Our various “Vaseline" preparations make up a complete medicine [ jjtoh
abouVthombUAddr" '"a ait,‘ Wril* for frt,u boo“1*1 ail M|||.|
Cnesebrough Manufacturing Company ^
17 Stale Street (Consolidated I New York
TO I>ptIYK HI T M M AKIA
.Tale
(T11LL TONIC. Von know what
The formula Is plainly printed
ihowiua it is simply yulnlnn and I
form, and the most HTcetual fi
people and children, 50 cent*.
When a man boasts about what a
miserable sinner he used to be, the
devil laughs in his sleeve.
I I* TIIK SYSTEM
HOVK’S TASTKI.KSH
what you ure taking,
nted on every bottlo,
»nd Iron In u Lasteleas
al form. For grown
fl-ATED VASm
is p.r c«r
H MhiifsciISI'0 Ju
The (bill friend Is bett*r than the new.
Garlield Tea is not only old hut tried and
found true. Made of pure wholesome Herbs.
Eight Lives Shy.
'T have only one life to live."
"That proves that you are not a cat
after all." .
VOWK, U ■
It Is possible for a man to b
straight and make both ends meet?
And There You Are
Self-made men brag of their rise,
' and their daughters boast of their
1 descent.— LlppincoU's.
looo’jae at those ugly, grizzly, artsy hairs. Usa "LA CREOLE" HAIR DRESSING. PRICK, SI.OO, retail.
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