Cimarron Valley Clipper (Coyle, Okla.), Vol. 24, No. 6, Ed. 1 Thursday, September 4, 1924 Page: 3 of 8
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CIMARRON VALLEY CLIPPER
Friends are people who dislike tlie
Mine people.
The best laws are those*that are
never enacted.
Jazz is music suffering from nerv-
ous prostration.
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Everybody likes power, especially in
tils automobile engine.
The difference between a house and
a home is an automobile.
What a pity w.inter doesn’t dome in
summer %nd summer in winter.
A diplomatist is a man who can
make nn appetite resemble altruism
About all the world has accomplished*
so far is to bring disorder out ’ of
chaos.
Most of the money in this world is
IBftde by those with faith in human
progress.
The easiest way to keep up with all
the hew books is to read Duma* iu the
Brtt piece.
If an ant can't lay aside something
for Winter during the picnic season be
ha a loafer.
What a relief It would be If the
tnosqultoes would adopt the shorter
working day.
A noted astronomer says he sees the
approach of lower food prices. Not all
of us own telescopes.
Half of the fun of vacation Is buy-
ing the costume, provided you take
that kind of vacation.
You will need a
PEN
for school
Bamboo Pens at------ 75c
Goldman’s “Special”
(1410............$1.00
Also better and more sub-
stantial pens from
2.50 up.
Make your selection while
we have a good assortment.
Sheaffer’g new “Skrip” ink
—the best made, 15c
Koetsch
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Misery may love company, but not
half so much as it lets on.
O j In planning a week end excursion it
q 1 is shfer to figure on rain.
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j j Men want the front seats in a then-
9 I ter, but the rear ones in a church
The highbrow isn’t an unbearable
bore until he becomes class conscious.
We’d like to get hold of some money
that is not suffering from wanderlust.
DAYS SALE
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One of the most discouraging things ]
about poverty is that it lasts a long
time. 1
It is the limit of discourtesy to ask | «
your friend for proof of his fishing jj
stories. ♦
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There is Just one way to escape the
lure of the oVQ flailing hole and that j
is to go.
Just suppose v
trouble as easily
step issues
could all evade
1 candidates side-
It’s the uTt-forgotten and forgiving J
farmer who answers the world’s prayer
for its daily bread.
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SfLIXPS SPECIAL
Paris reports shoes made up in a
combination of oraDge and red. They
are not intended, one trusts, for ex-
port
Thirty days’ observation of the sun
through a barred window will cure
many a reckless driver.
In the good old days of chivalry
in n stood up for women, but there
were no street cars then.
An authority says the unemploy-
ment crisis has passed. But not as
often as some fellows pass employ-
ment.
The corn crop, according to the ag-
ricultural doctors, is doing about as
well as could be expected.
This is one of those weeks when the
people at summer resorts begin to
write home about the winter’s coal
supply.
The little shower which comes after
the hot wave always 1ms a bright and
smiling countenance.
The political milleaium will arrive
when public oft/me becomes the hunter
rather than the hunted.
Sellers
KITCHEN
CABINETS
The chief tJ.'oub^e with being a man .■ ^
is that shaving takes longer than J
smearing on a little rouge.
What ann&ys us during the season
of building political fences is the con-
stant sound of the hammer
The worst evil, next to swiitiming
in water tluit is too deep, is d.Wing
into places that are too shallow.
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The popular garb for a picnic this
season should he a swimming suit
with mosquito net overdress.
. The man who first called install-
| ments "easy payments” must
chosen the phrase before he
making them.
have
tried
This Is the season of the year when
the vacationist spends all of his money
getting ready to tuke a vacation.
“The brains of men,” says the Path-
finder, “usually weigh more than those
of w’omen.” But sometimes it doesn’t
mean anything.
A man realizes that he is getting
old when his friends begin telling him
he is looking younger than ever. 1
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One benefit of the war was to pro-
vide handy ■satchels for the school-
children to carry their books in.
One advantage of being parked in
Egypt for 3,000 years is that you wifi
never want for side-show bookings.
The Slav would forget his old debts
and borrow more. It must be thrilling
to run a credit business over there.
A gun 67 feet long has been mount- ]
ed In a Boston harbor fort, the gen- J
eral impression being it Is not de-
signed to shoot beans.
The rain may not help the farmer,
but It works wonders in growing an-
other crop of extra large mosquitoes.
We refuse to get excited because
the senate has put a tax of 36 per
cent on gifts of more than $5,000,000.
The Turks’ interest in the Ameri-
can airplanes was probably inspired
by thoughts that the propellers would
make fine guillotines.
France asks the United States to
consider Russia. It has already been
considered and found decidedly want-
ing.
Another reason for enforcing the
open muffler ordinance is that it makes
it so difficult for a driver to get his
orders from the rear seat.
Somebody asks where the old-fash-
ioned “Sunday suit” has gone. Pos-
sibly to join the old-fashioned Sun'day.
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Mongolia Is said to have tombs 0 *
kings older and more wonderful than
King Tut’s, but unfortunately the lo-
cation is not so favorable for the tour-
ist trade.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,!
Sept. 8, Sept. 9, Sept. 10, Sept. II ♦
During which time a factory demonstrator ♦
will be in the store to explain in detail all the J
good features of the Sellers Cabinet. ♦
With each Cabinet sold during this sale we ♦
will give FREE a 32 piece dinner set and a ♦
set of Kitchen Cutlery. ♦
This is absolutely the best offer ever made on X
a Kitchen Cabinet. You can’t afford to miss it, ♦
besides getting the best constructed, most con-.♦
venient Cabinet in the World you get $15.00
worth of Useful premiums FREE
“This is your opportunity, act NOW.”
WE DELIVER
Whitefield Furniture Co.:
Home of Sellers Kitchen Cabinets X
GUTHRIE,* OKLA. X
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The saying, “Three’s a crowd”
doubtless originated in a coupe full of
tablecloths, picnic lunch and thermos
bottles.
Nowadays It would seem that there
are only two kinds of people; those |
who are crazy about radio, and those
who are not crazy—about radio.
Russian Bolshevists are now preach-
ing peace us the method of world
conquest. But If there’s a really good
chance- for war probably Trotzky
won’t go fishing.
The prince of-Wales Is said to he
looking for a bride, and what he may
need worst right now is the service of
an oculist.
One indication that the Turks are
becoming modern is the fact that An-
gora deputies have begun to distribute
free seed among their constituents.
“Who are the common people?”
asks a newspaper. Well, there are
those who can read tills latest warn-
ing against cqunterfeit $100 bills with-
out losing their equanimity.
How can parents bring up the child
In the way It should go when they al-
low it to go anywhere it pleases and
at any time?
The benevolent old gentleman who
used to sit by the fireplace and crack
nuts now has a grandson who sits by
the filling station and cracks safes.
Japan, says an observing tourist, is
becoming unbearably overcrowded.
In the absence of further Information
this will be accepted as proof that
there are no grade crossings in Japan.
If ^vou want a good Sale Bill, let us print it.
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.One of the new school of fiction
writers Is the fellow who sends out a
bulletin saying: “The detour is in good
condition."
Ornithologists tell us there Is a bird
that breaks stones with his bill. We
know a bird who broke a fortune, a
household and no end of promises.
The professor who tells the world
that the egg came before the hen
merely supports biological research
showing that the germ must come be-
fore the resultant development of
form.
Some drivers approach a grade
crossing as if they expect it to rise up
and push them out of the way it a
train Is coming.
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| “Indigestion often affects the heart,"
a doctor writes. Righto! The bride’s
bad cooking has knocked many a love
affair for a row of tall striped loops, j
Walking' tours at vacation time are
enticing, for the walker does not need
to stick to the main-traveled and gaso-
line-soaked roads.
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' If the scientists’ prophecy that our’
grandchildren will live to be one bun- j
dred and fifty comes true, a lad of j
seventy-five will still be counted In
the rising generation.
A farmer gets up at 4 a. ih. and hur-
ries through the day’s work so lie will
have time after nine o’clo ck in the
evening to read a paper aboiit how he
could make money if he fan ued more
intensively.
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A man charged with having four
wives is fighting in court. A man with
four wives-pught to be able to put up
a pretty good fight.
j A Massachusetts court rules that a
pedestrian is not obliged to jump out
of the way of an automobile. Maybe
—but it takes a lot of faith, hope and
’stubbornness not to.
While mother should obey talhei*
according to the marriage vow, a court
has "ruled that when it comes to giv-
ing orders, daughters will took to
her. In this modern <'■■■• hat assumes
quite a lot.
Countr.v a
nd Creamery Butter and Oleo.
A dog never forgets where lie inters
a bone, and Just now a large popula-
tion of politicians are recalling where
they burled their hatchets.
The airplane fever seems to aflect
nations os golf does the Individual.
The Italians now want to fly across
the Atlantic at Its widest part.
The day’s drollest item comes from
a city where a blind beggar has been
fouhd to have been driving downtown
to work every morning in a sedan
1 If u mosquito tried to bite through j
a neighbor girl’s silk stocking, It was ’
to be expected; but if a mosquito
[tried to bite through and couldn’t, it
[would be nawsv muses an Ohio para-
IgTapher.
CITY MEAT MARKET
Thanks to the cl map motorcar, tht
vacuum bottle am 1 hard roads the
picnic Is now a gri sater factor In hu
man life than at m ly other time since
Adam and Eve step >ped out of the gar
den.
JESS CHARBONEAU
Auctioneer
Let me “swap” your|
live stock, farm machine i'
ery, etc., for money th'^s1
year. Phone 51 on W. »]
R. 3, Coyle, Ok la. I
E. H. SHAW, Prop.
Johnson
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This is the season when n lot ol
persons seem to think they have to
demonstrate the well-known fact thal
An eastern pol' .tlcal wiseacre pro
fesses to believe 1 hat the women will
elect the next Prc sident of the United
States. In which , case, obviously, hi
DRS. RYAN &
Physicians & Surgeons
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Cimarron Valley Clipper (Coyle, Okla.), Vol. 24, No. 6, Ed. 1 Thursday, September 4, 1924, newspaper, September 4, 1924; Coyle, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc911812/m1/3/: accessed March 29, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.