The Yukon Sun And The Yukon Weekly. (Yukon, Okla. Terr.), Vol. 10, No. 29, Ed. 1 Friday, July 18, 1902 Page: 2 of 8
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Heavy Lifting.
"The groat advantage of my system
of physical culture.” said Lie profes-
sor, glibly, “is that il is all light ox
ercise with absolutely no heavy lift-
ing."
"No heavy lifting, eh?" retorted the
puny man. "Nevertheless, 1 see by
your circular that the pupil ban to
raise llfty dollars at the second les-
son.”
Utterly bn filed, the mighty man
with the John 1- Sandscow should-
ers stole away.
Both deceived.
"I don’t know a more unhappy mar-
riage that the Jercmys. You sec,
each thought the other had money,
and neither of them had.”
"Well, there should be at least one
bond of sympathy between them."
"What is that?”
"That they are companions In mis-
fortune.”
"Because.”
Annette—Why did you accept
Jack instead of Tom? Jack, you know,
has nothing and Tom has half a mil-
lion.
Eloise—Well, if you must know.
Jack askcifc me and Tom didn’t. -Chi-
cago News.
He Was Misinformed.
“Dear me!" exclaimed the first -
t ighter at the theater; “this is a re-
markable ora in the drama.”
"Very,” replied the manager. •
"I am told that your burlesque
prima donna earns U3U a week.” I
“No,” replied the manager with a
sigh, "you are misinformed. Sic |
doesn't earn it; but she gets it.”
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Style in Eden.
‘There!” remarked Eve as she held
her creation off at arm’s length. “I
flatter myself this is in style even if it
is home made.”
And, Indeed, the artistic arrange
ment ot six pterodactyl wings in front
and ton yards of Florida*moss hang
ing down the hack gave it quite a
lynj effect.
He Didn't Mean That.
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Extravagant.
“lie's such a spendthrift."
"Dreadful. Why, he even goes to
n church lawn party irnd gets away
without being called stingy.”
Not Always Needed.
Daughter—I have an invitation to
the theater, and have no chaperon.
Mother—You must have one, of
course, or you shan’t go. it's from
Mr. Slimpurse, I suppose.
"No; it's from iyr. Eatpurso."
"Um—never mind about the chap-
eron."—New York Weekly.
The Brute!
"ft isn't much of a supper," she
said, "but you didn’t leave me any
money this morning, and I can't make
bricks without straw."
"Aw, I don’t know. You did pretty
well,” said the ruffian, as lie lifted
one of the biscuits from the plate.
BY THE SAD SEA WAVES.
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Mr. Grouch -Well this is the slim-
most meal I ever sa' down to; but I
suppose i ought to make certain al-
lowances. ,
Mrs. (i.—Yes, Ji^iti. If you only
would make certain allowances you'd
have no cause for complaint.
"In most of the cases in which per-
sons are struck, by lightning death
| would rarely ensue if the proper
1 reatment were administered,” said
in old-time electrician. “Take, for
instance the persons who died in
Chicago, last week as the result of
being hit by lightning during a se-
vere storm." I am firmly convinced
that had some one who knew what
to do been on hand the victim's'lives
might have been saved. •
"if a person has been struck by
lightning the iirst tiling to do is to
go to work to restore consciousness,
as lightning oftener brings about
suspended animation than somatic
death. The condition of a person
struck by lightning is much the same
as that of a person rescued from
drowning. Try to stimulate respira-
tion and circulation. Do not ceaBe in
the effort to restore animation in
less than an hour, as you value the
life of the sufferer.
"The method used to restore res-
piration is immaterial. A good way
is to imitate the motions of respira-
tion by alternatefy compressing and
epanding the low’er ribs. I)o this
gently but persistently at the rate
of twenty times per minute. Keep
the body warm by application of hot
i llannels, bottles of hot water, hot
bricks or, in case of an emergency,
warm clothing from bystanders.
Rub the limits upward so*as to force
the blood to the heart and brain.
“Two or three persons can do this,
remembering all flie time to make
but one stroke, a’nd that toward the
body, so as to force blood toward the
heart. Rub firmly, but energetically.
Thfee things are to he borne in
mind: Do not %ive up the effort to
restore respiration, and keep the
body warm by rubbing and hot ap-
plication** When swallowing is es-
tablished, a teaspoonful of warm wa-
ter, wine, diluted whisky, or brandy,
or warm coffee should be given.
When consciousness is restored en-
courage sleep. Do not give up, keep
at work, and send for a physician.
“Of the visible effects of lightning
stroke upon the human body little
more can be said than that some-
times burns have been noticed and
frequently red or, markings .which
are localized congestions of the small
blood vessels of the skin.’—Chicago
inter Ocean. .
His Fell Design.
Ida You Jook nervous,‘dear.
May—Yes. 1 am sure Dick is going
to propose when we get out on the
links.
Ida What makes you think sq
May—Why, l heard Dick bribing
the caddy to make out he was toe
tired to keep up with us.
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Reclining Chair Cars
Needed a Rest.
Mrs. Brown—When a cannibal king
dies they kill all his wives so the)
can accompany him on his journey—
isn't that awful!
Mr. Brown—Fierce! They ought ti
give the poor guy a month to himself
anyway.—Puck.
Texas, Oklahoma,
Indian Territory
and THE WEST.
Double Daily Service
___________ to--------
MEMPHIS, The EAST
and SOUTHEAST.
Leader of Men.
Youngpop—My baby is a born lead)
er of men. *
Oldbaeh—Why. 1 thought’it was a
girl.
Youngpop—That’s right, and slie’4
going in „be a dandy. Philadelphia
itecorl.
Pullman Buffet Sleeping Cars.
Now Solid V'stibuled Trains.
... Unequaled Schedules.
Perfect Service.
THE ONLY LINE TO THE SOUTHEAST
WITH NO TRANSTER Af MEMPHIS
For p.l! fuformntl >»*call • »n ticket *gt
line, or address
of any 1
E. 1. Rodgsrs, T.P.A... Dallas, Tex.
Jr.o. V. Tcdfoid, T.P.A., OVIahoma, O.T.
Geo. H. Lee.G.P.i T.A., Little Sock,Ark.
He—1# avo that man over there a dollar last week, and he certainly did
make me weat for it.
She—\\ in is he?
He—He Mins a Turkish hath establishment.
An Interrupted Story.
"Yes," said the Major, "it was al
the seashore, the tide was low. anil
although-the turtle weighed nearly t
ton 1 turned him over-—’’
And then, as the crowd groaned,
the Major added, "to the authori
ties."
Taking His Shop Home.
"Close is the very meanest railroad
president in the business,” snorted
little Bluffer fiercely. "He has refus-
ed me a pass every time 1 have asked
him for one.”
"It's the man's nature,” exclaimed
Cagey. "They sny he will never pass
dishes at the luncheon table at
home."
All in the P. S.
Lady (at telegraph office—)— How
much will It cost to send this mes-
sage?
Clark—Seventy-nine cents for the
message and thirty cents for the post-
script. « ,
Lady—Well, cut out the message.
Too Truthful.
"The best of us,” said the man
of generous inclinations, “ara occa-
sionally betrayed into a deviation
from the strict paths of truth.”
“George Washington never told a
lie,” was the rejoinder. *
"That is only hearsay. There IV
| nothing on record to show that Wash-
ington, personally, ever made the
claim. He was too truthful a man to
venture any such assertion."
Too Much of a Start.
"Did .you catch your train las)
night?" asked his employer of Soobi
urb-s.
"No,” replied Sooburbs wearily; "it
had been gone about five minutes
when l»got to the station, ami 1 didn't
think it was any use to try."
KANSAS CITY SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
"Straight as ike Croli> Flies"
--FROM— —
KANSAS CUT TO THE. GULF,
Recommended to Mercy.
“Jack and 1 had a tremendous quar-
rel and he was altogether in the
wrong. He has admitted as much.
Do you think I ought to marry him?”
•♦Why, no. dear. As he has con-
fessed his fault, I think you ought to
lie generous and let him off.”
A Bold Innovation.
“I hale to do it," said Mr. Stormlng-
; ton Barnes, "hut it is the public taste,
not mine.”
"What are you contemplating?”
"A few changes in Hamlet. People
j demand topical allusions, and as the
scene is laid in Denmark, I’m going
| to work in something about Capt.
Christians and the Dutch West ln>
dies." • •
A Fast Crowd.
"Of course you read about that
horse breaking the record. Goodness!
1 don’t see how a horse could be sc
fast."
UP-TO-DATE SERVICE 1 N CONNECTION WITH THE C. O. A O. R. R.
YU HOWE FROM POINTS IN
Oklahoma and Indian Territory
"Olml don't know. Look al the class
of people it has to associate with at
tile race tracks.”
Texarkana, Shreveport, Beaumont, Lake Charles, Port Arthur
Ft, Smith, Neosho, Joplin, Pittsburg and
The Wrong Path.
Suspicious.
Barncri—But you think the fellow
is honest, don't you? .
Howes—I hope he is, but lie is so
particular to return a lead pencil lie
has borrowed that really, you know,
you can't help suspecting him just
a little.
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The Kind for Her.
"i think," she said, "I should like
to marry an imaginative man.”
"Well," said her friend, speaking
very sweetly, "what other kind of a
mini can you over expect ti% marry
if lie has a chance to see you in day-
light?"
Then the Temperature Fell.
Ella- Yesterday was fl>y birthday
and Fred sent me a rose for each year
of my age. 1 don't see how he knew
how old I was.
Stella^ Very likely he didn't; prob-
ably he took ail the roses the iiorist
! Imd.
Parson—If you had turned your
Rteps in the right direction, my
friend, you would not be here to-day.
Convicted Hank President—I know
that. sir. If 1 had turned my steps t.i
the right direction I would now he in
Canada.
Sure to De Prejudiced.
Friend—-Don’t look so blue. \oi>
have a good « ase.
Jlmson—No use, I'll lose. 1 know I'll
lose. Every man on that jury either
rented or bought a house from me
| doesn't lay anmeTill or other cn the I whon 1 v a9 ,n ,hp real l'Ht:lt0 b,ls1'
i ne.n
A Slow Legislator.
"It's a good thing my wife Isn’t in
the legislature. She's a regular oh
structlonist.”
"How is that?"
" hy. I never go to dinner that she
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AND VI V ITS.DIRECT CONNECTIONS AT KANSAS CITY TO
ST. JOSEPH, OMAHA, ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS AND
CHICAGO.
II. MORRIS, T. P. A.,
Kansas City, Mo.
S. <L WARNER, G. P. & T. A.,
. Kansas City, Mo.
Commercial House. Paper Hanging.
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G. W. SPARKS, Prop. If you want your house papered
—. r, . tit- i call on me. .1 will do you a iirst
The only first-class hotel in (.]ass job. I also*have a nice line
• Yukon. | of paper to select from. Leave
| orders at (he .Settle Drug Store.
New and Improved.
Sample Room.
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. L. ROBERTS, Yukon.
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Tough-Looking Individual (to lonely
traveler; time. 2 a. in.)—Would you
please he so kind as to help a pool
man with a big family. Besides this
revolver 1 have nothing else in t!v»
wide world.
$1.00, $ 1.26, S2.00 A DAY.
Special Attention Givcit to
Commercial Trade.
JOHN NEW LAND,
1 (able."
ABSTRACTS,
LOANS,
NOTARY PUBLIC,
REAL ESTATE.
Rear Wheeler Drug Store, Stock
Exchangsi Bank Bldy, El Reno, Ok
A. C. PARMER,
Dues a general Tnsuvanco. Farm
Loan and Renl Estate business.
Notary work diilte on Do is. Relinquish
ments, Mwtpugp.i, Powers of .'. ttoruoy
and all other legal contracts......
Abstracts furnished at lowest rates.
E8i. All work guaranteed.
liss Alice C. GioMtir,
TEACHER OF
Piano, Voice, Harmony
' and Musical History-
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Maxwell, William Albert. The Yukon Sun And The Yukon Weekly. (Yukon, Okla. Terr.), Vol. 10, No. 29, Ed. 1 Friday, July 18, 1902, newspaper, July 18, 1902; Yukon, Oklahoma. (https://gateway.okhistory.org/ark:/67531/metadc911146/m1/2/: accessed April 24, 2024), The Gateway to Oklahoma History, https://gateway.okhistory.org; crediting Oklahoma Historical Society.